Some Serious News Has Broken
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- Опубліковано 15 жов 2024
- Just when we thought things couldn't get worse
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Commentary: serious
Gameplay: remastered version of a game ive played on the GameCube and ps2.
Pretty magical isn’t it.
@lemon cake thats the only reason u don't watch fainted is rather have him play fortnite than surf ive been seeing surf for like 3 years in commentary videos
On the wii
Zero who brought up fainted?
🥺
China: “there is a new virus that comes from pigs”
Muslims: “I’m gonna do what’s called a pro-gamer move”
Ahh I get it
He has a point on that one XD
*hold my qur’an
4 parallel universe ahead
Lol we prepared
Why does 2020 feel the need to to buttrush everyone at once multiple times.
Its the simulation
Its all orchestrated. The real funny part comes 2021. Its all about agenda 21.
Fun fact!: 2020 is actually 2012
SupremeSav21 it’s a lie.
How to end my life without feeling pain
“Some series news has broken”
*Turns on spongebob*
I don’t English
I understand
Its alright, I don't either XD
this virus might have been here for like a month and they hid it, cough cough *coronavirus* cough cough
LETS GET THIS SPONGE
*14 minutes ago*
“Facebook is in trouble”
*55 seconds ago*
SOME SERIOUS NEWS HAS BROKEN
Ikr,he uploads more videos than one every day.
Lil Danny Ikr. Not even 30 minutes
Now it’s mobile ads are out of control!!!!
He just uploaded another one
MOBILE ADDS ARE NOW IN TEOUBLE!!,!
Everyone: 2020 was bad in the first half but it’s getting better
2020: no
As it seems.
@Alex The Roblox Fan 2008 // Aquatic Foxy 2021 will be even worse
They got us in the first half, but they also got us in the second half.
@@adrianpaul1985 c'mon man don't jinx it
@Alex The Roblox Fan 2008 // Aquatic Foxy the econmy will be really bad which mean alot of business will go bankrupt leaving alot of people jobless and alot of people will go homeless and jobs will be harder to get
Europe: *Tries to recover*
America: Hey yall, how 'bout a good 'ole race war!
China: By the way, everyone likes sequels right...?
Next DLC
WORLD OF WARS
@@user-ri5oc5rw5b ONLY THE CHOSEN ONES WILL SURVIVE.
America is currently on a side quest and China purchased the virus DLC
THAT ONE ARUBA GUY next dlc to 2020.THE NEXT PANDEMIC
Leave us europeans alone pls
Time traveler: What year is it?
Me: 2020
Time traveler: The covid month, or the zombie virus?
Me: the *what*
Lol that's pretty good
😂
Time Traveler: I guess they're both over then. What super abilities did you get from the *pandemic mutation?*
@JustChizzin why did you have the need to say that
@@blank3030 They can't stand fun. I think it's like an allergic reaction.
Everyone: god, this pandemic sucks!
God: *there is another*
why are we here ...just to *suffer*
Doctor octopus: actually there’s 3
God delayed the alien invasion dlc so he dropped this free event
There is no God
God: There's three, actually.
Some pretty serious news:
Lightning McQueen has died in a tragic accident...
K A C H O W 😎
Noooooooo
@@joedowning2428 Q U I C K G E T T H E R E S C U E H E L I C O P T E R
Also in breaking news, Thanos has just got the Mind Stone and is about to snap his taxes away.
@@Pacific0_ H E Y!!
Optimus: "Some serious news has broken"
Also Optimus: Plays a spongebob game in the background
Probably so that the news is less depressing, lol
Stolen
@@Emerardo saying that the comment is stolen, is stolen itself.
Doom Marine No. 2145 BIG BRAIN Stolen is a overused comment so he stoled it
@@darrylferguson3622 you talking bad on spongbob bro? nah im just kidding.
They’ll definitely make a “2020” movie someday…
Probably in 20 years
@@syberlord7660 that is, if we can make it that far...
@@syberlord7660 The world is definitely ending in a couple years bro
Samir Pernell press x for doubt
Nah
Optimus: *Talks about china*
Telltale games: *The Chinese government didn't like that comment*
the chinese government can go die in a fire. they make the D.P.R.K look like saints.
_25 the proc is just a richer version of the dprk
TFO Cyborg the people are pretty poor.
Tru
_25 if china wasn’t like that they wouldn’t be as powerful as they are
This is why people have to stop saying, "2020 cAn'T geT WOrsE"
I'm actually surprised it's gotten this bad. Wonder how worse can it get from here.
Because being optimistic is a legal crime
‘Everything is going to be ok’
No it ain’t.
i expect it to get worse till people get jobs back/school starts. people got nothing to do, so why not protest/do stuff to make things worse. nothing else to do.
@@bojackhorseman4176 it can get a lot worse
"Don't go kissing strangers"
French people: *sad baguette noises*
c'est la vie
Jumpman Ches c rien c la rue
Wee Wee :(
*SAD WEE WEE NOISES* :(🙏
I CAN'T-
This made me die, I'm suing
LOL
Am I the only one confused by the spongebob game? Like isn't he already underwater?
The "water" is sludge aparently
@@MrNoot39449 its called a brine pool. Very deadly to aquatic life.
Its denser water obviously
New here, pal?
.......Alright listen here you little sh**
Time traveler: hey you what year is this
Me: 2020
Time traveler: so the second wave of the bubonic plague hasn't come yet?
Me: the *what*
Third, the Black Death was the Second wave, the first was the Plague of Justinian. We’re going through the 2nd wave of SARS-Covid, the first was in 2003-05.
@@Slender_Man_186 Well the official name is the same as SARS but SARS 2 instead.
@Steve Keebler wait what
Is that a Doc. WHo Reff?
Dr. Disrespect was working on the cure before he got exposed.
Everyone: this year can't get any worse
July: *Swine Flu joins the chat*
Nope I survived it. It wasnt that bad save the nausea.
THANK YOU
Ok let me just clarify some things
Swine flu is a flu so it's easy to deal with plus flu dies in high temperatures so we ain't gonna have a problem
@@notlNSIGHT Can't the swine flu mutate?
Don’t worry there is more coronavirus coming as cases are spiking
Everyone: Let's check CNN to get my news
Us: Our one and only trusted source Optimus
CNN = Creative News Network :|
BlueRaptor Gaming, Films, and Video Channel clinton news network
@Snowmaske
Isn’t that fox?
(Insert CNN hate comment here because I lack creativity)
No wonder theres so many dumb people in America, they watch CNN!
"If not the lowest for personal freedom"
North Korea: *How cute*
Both places have oppressive regimes and make gross human rights violations, and both regimes need to be obliterated.
@@merelyAriana also if we're gonna talk about execution rates, amnesty international reports that in 2008 only 1718 people were executed in china, however its hard to get more recent data due to china's state security. The usa currently has over 2000 people on death rowm AND WITH A SMALLER POPULATION. And, rates of execution in china have reportedly been decreasing
@@aperson4913 But its different for the people on death row because they've done things to deserve it. Unlike most of China's executions.
That Guy Kermit how do you know?
@@aperson4913 Oh and being on "death row" is not a guarantee of death, not to mention it take's FAR LESS to be put to death in china, saying bad thing's about the government is a good example. It's VERY HARD to be put on "death row" in the U.S. AND most state's in the U.S. do not even have the option of putting people to death. On average most people put on "death row" in the U.S. end up being in jail for over 20 year's and die of natural causes.
DAY 15 of telling Optimus to say “AUTOBOTS ROLLOUT “
Ah I see you're a man of culture as well
Yes, they are
Ikr
Hes slowly becoming megatron
Bruh
Why does sponge bob die when he falls in water, he literally lives underwater
The real question is why is there water under the ocean
Fried Tofu real thing, underwater waterfalls and rivers exist im pretty sure a bunch of factors play into it, it’s cool tho :)
Iirc the water underwater is brine, which is water that, through varying factors, is heavier water. So it floats below normal salt water. Think oil floating on water, it's kinda like that.
@@toto_ro_s its in the name GOO lagoon
@@toto_ro_s if it sinks in water, it aint water
Archangel Michael: God *please* stop they can't take anymore
God: *Y'all heard sum?*
He really do be testing us doe😔
GOD DID YOU LOSE YOUR HEARING AIDS AGAIN
....
Is that even how hearing aids work-
Daniella Jean_Francois you would not believe your eyes...
Someone: *mentions God
*Mad atheists noises
Jake Groves nobody asked.
When a man play's SpongeBob while talking about serious topics. That is the man you should listen to.
Dont fall for it please dont
Most likely not playing and talking at same time
Yes
spongebob footage while talking about China's tyranny is like watching the Doc watch a roblox clip like his family has just been murdered
Huh?
That is honestly a pretty good comparison ._.
@@djwetwilly1984 if you look up "the moment dr disrespect was banned from twitch", he's watching a roblox video on youtube and he's like "thanks to everyone watching.... we'll get through this, champions club.... uhh its... lifes weird right now...." while the video is just like WOOO WOOO YAAAAAAAAAAAY
I had a seizure trying to red this.
@@rylandschonewitz2271 I had a hard time trying to red it too. Reding is hard.
I had the Swine Flu in kindergarten.
Imagine being one of the worst influenza types ever only to be decked by a kindergartner.
many diseases, inc covid hit people who have diseases very hard
Same here
F
I got it when i was 2 :/
@@m3m3yboi F
“No evidence of person to person transmission”
Hmmm, I think I’ve heard that before
China better control it this time.
mp097 LOL! Your so funny!
China: Creates new National Holiday 1st of July and encourage citizens to fly to other countries for a week.
@@window4799 I hate to be that guy but are you using sarcasm
@@ambermash7038 yea hes using sarcasm lol
Everyone: wow this news is interesting
Me: Why does spongebob die when he gets in water?
It’s goo I think
The real question is why is there water underwater
@Bacon Bacon it’s “goo”.
@@thealmightyavocado5616 yeah I forgot though
More importantly, why is there water underwater
God really out here like: y'all were a mistake, the time has come.
That's what Blackholes are for and why our Sun was positioned in the outskirts of the Milky Way.
The day of reckoning is near
@@nighthawkviper6791 did someone say: "black hole"?
@@LiterallyABlackHole bruh
@Black Hole Ay run them vortexes bruh
Everyone else: *man this pandemic sucks*
Me: my life has not changed one bit
Top 10 moments only GAMERS can relate to
Honestly
Ye we should really be thankful if we are not affected that much cause tons of people are losing their jobs going hungry or dying....
yer my life hasn't changed much over then not going out for school my day to day life is same as always
How many times do I have to listen to this joke?
Why tf did SpongeBob die from touching the water he's literally a sponge
It's not water. It's brine
im getting tired of these comments
@@MonikwithDaButter then skip over them
And lives underwater
1. It’s Goo, not water. Hence why the place is called “Goo Lagoon”.
2. As stated in the episode “SpongeGuard on Duty” SpongeBob and Patrick can’t swim in the goo.
At this point he’s gonna straight up read the communist manifesto while playing Garfield cart racing
I would watch it
Then highly detailed descriptions of WW2 concentration camps over Viva Piñata gameplay
@Error 404 || yes
@John Shen
Yes
Our lasagna
“Gods dropping too many in-game events and DLCs on us” - Optimus summing up 2020
End game events
@@Peakert yeah, they only cost a couple thousand lives
I don’t listen to the news. I listen to Optimus talk about the news while he plays spongebob
Honestly, homie don’t miss
I dont listen to the news period
I have the game it's fun for 30$
I'll recomend taking it all with a grain of salt, as he is from the USA ... a 300 Million People Nation ... who isnt realy that liked by the rest of the world either.
Techy of Voidspace-3 it’s better then keemstar (I don’t need to talk about what keemstar has done before)
Optimus: **serious news**
Also Optimus: *is mayonnaise an instrument*
No Optimus mayonnaise is not a instrument.
hey do you know what game that he's playing???
For slow karens and redditers this is a spongebob reference, and if u dont get the joke and u think someone didnt get the joke dont r woooosh people with 3 o's, I swear I see so many people r/wOOOsh
Slitty lol also they be doing the, r/woooooooooooooooooooooooosh
@@fabianalfonsoooo The game is
Battle for Bikini Bottom Rehydrated
”dont go around kissing strangers”
*so you assume i kiss people?*
If you did, that would be weird 😐
*_we virgins together strong_*
I mean he doesn't know what any of us do anyways
SPANKUS DANKUS136 yea
It’s a common way of greeting people in Latin American countries and European countries like Spain, Italy, France, and Greece.
"No one wants to be stuck inside again."
Me: *laughs in introvert*
Also me: *cries in essential retail*
I'm stuck inside even without a pandemic.
If you kiss a girl than your mate kisses her in the same spot you kissed her on does that mean you kissed your mate
@@m0nknes this would fall under the Eskimo brother clauses, in the bro code. Start with this question How long after the first kiss was the second?
laughs in food delivery
@@m0nknes More like your mate kissed you
"No one wants to have to stay in for 7 months."
Me an introvert: Are you challenging me?
Me, an ambivert: *I haven't even used 0.001% of my power yet*
Corny
My university: cancelled school right before spring break ended
Me: *I never wanted to go anyway*
I for one am loving the home office I got for free.
all my normal endless alone time was interrupted by my wife being home with me all day. Never have I realized how much I love being alone!
Chinese citizen: I have a opinion!
Government: no, no you don't.
China government: Tiananmen Square massacre? What is that? A sort of new virus?
@Mad Guy Even though many citizens of Hong Kong preferred British rule to Chinese rule?
Young American: I have a opinion!
Government: No, no you don't, now go back to your school and never question authority, never question what we teach you.
* When you realise that Africa is operating like normal *
The majority of countries are on the continent, though like my country South Africa, everything is still very much strict. We're on what is called a level 3 lockdown. We have 5 levels, 1 being the lowest and 5 being the "hard lockdown". Our neighbours in Namibia however have 30 cases. 30. I wish we had that number XD
@Steve Johnson Ah well that's a number of cases lower than yesterday XD we're only now really catching up to the rest of the world's numbers. Ours was pretty low compared to US and UK for a long while until recently
@Steve Johnson ah a monogatari fan I see
Africa is a continent though tf?
@@myristicina. yes it is lol you poor poor things..
Covid 19 : prepare for trouble
Covid 20 : *and make it double*
ok
Ok
NOOOOOOO
ok
Covid 21 : mewoth that's right
Ok quick question, why is spongebob out of water and dying when he goes in the water. I'm confused.
This is underwater, and the "water"is brine
That's trippy.
@@FullKnight51 my mind is blown.
Its goo from Goo lagoon, kinda like a tar pit
@@FullKnight51 ok but if its Underwater how come those dragon mofos can shoot fire mmh?
Schools opened in South Africa, the corona broke out in schools and the number of cases skyrocketed. So I hope for you guys. It doesn't reopen
Not even a deadly virus
Deaths?
@@danielfernandez675 our death rate is lower than the world average but the infected will reach its peak in September/August, at least 40 million people are expected to get the virus. So from now to then. We are going to get a massive climb. Also not mentioning people with weak immune systems and asthma. Those kids will die first. But the government doesnt care.
wow amazing plan
@@GlamrockRoxanneWolf how about the immunocomrimized dont go to school?
"Why don't yo ask the kids at Tienanmen square
Was fashion the reason why they were there"
System🤟🏻 my fav band, love seeing references to them
System of a Down... beautiful yet sad
They disguise it
Im just sitting in my car, and waiting for my girl
“Television made you buy it”
Xi Jinping and corona in the thumbnail is not promising
I only saw winnie the pooh
@@BeetleBuns Nah bro Winnie the poo is too good for that scumbag
Oof
Who’s Xi Jinping? That’s Winnie the Pooh
"God's out here droppin' too many in-game events and DLCs too quick bro"
- Optimus
Gotta celebrate the end and beginning of a new decade somehow right?
"Kids aren't used to staying home"
Me, an introvert: Kids are what now?
there are people that go outside??
There's people who actually have a social life and don't stay at home all day and watch UA-cam and eat??!!?!
Yee Yee you just described me
2020: **is getting better**
2020: *This isn't even my final form yet!*
Plays Pillerman music in the backgound
@@AuraCore Now is the time... AWAKEN MY MASTERS
Get ready for giant chicken invasion July 19th 2020!!!!!!!
Aura Core AYAYAYAYAAA
Bold of you to assume 2020 was ever getting better to begin with
7:04
"They're not used to this..."
Because a lot of kids are extroverts, that's why they're not used to this. As a person whos been inside most of their life gaming I'd say it's actually fairly easy other than getting bored every once in a while-
I'm a kid and I'm an introvert
@@betaplain297the bloke mentioned "a lot of kids", so there's exception of other kids types such as yours
But have no worries, if you're an introvert, you have the chance to shine to work on your skills and talents during pandemic
I personally like the work life ballance that school gives and being inside with no new games is torture
@@ohamatchhams I like being inside my house all the time.
I'm an introvert but I just want something to occupy me because my switch is broken and I have no new games for my 360
The “good news” isn’t good news. They said that corona couldn’t be spread human to human and they also said that corona would be contained.
Here we are folks.
In non-western countrys they hold big military parades without masks and distancing.
Shut up... It could be way worse.
@@siffilus4461 and trump is holding rallies without masks and distancing, people across the world and country are only being selfish by not following these guidelines
@Son Gohan USA is a strange country, mate...
Matthew Ang agreed
Why does spongebob die if he falls in water when he literally lives in it?
Physiks
*meme man teaching physics*
That’s another one for the apocalypse bingo!
We are reaching bingo levels that shouldn't even be possible
Aliens watching 2020 Earth: impossible
Humans: honey...you have no idea what's possible
I’m gonna make my own little apocalypse bingo board now
We soon about to be out here completing WW3 Bingo cards
Don't forget YellowStone to make fourth of july lit
Me: I can’t wait until the pandemic is over China: this isn’t even my final form !!!!!
Gonna be like Dragon ball z where's there's just too many super sayan forms - _ -.
@Telestoscopes Gaming 2020 sucks whoever said this year was going to be good... Well I hope ur guys are happy
TFW China sends Titan shifters to take over other countries
Everyone: 2020 can’t get any worse
July: hold my swine flu
i think you didnt get as much likes because of your cringey pfp.
You fool
Now you have the swine flu
“The more you whine the more you suffer”
-2020
@@smwfreak1647 true
Hold my 2nd corona
Everyone: 2020 cant get any worse
2020: *gimmie the ammo for the G4..*
Praise the Lord, and pass the ammunition!
Earth: * just chilling *
China: am about to end this man's whole career
Im just waiting for someone to call you a racist this is hilarous
@@Alinitycat that's where all of this started plz go somewhere else keyboard warrior man
@@Alinitycat The world order: *vibin*
The U.S: ITS FREE REAL ESTATE
they’re already pumping without any regulation the most pollution in current history and at the rate their going, will eclipse all other countries in a matter of decades if not sooner
racist
My school wants to do a “half classroom half virtual” thing with forced social distancing and everyone has to wear masks and pretty much everybody is having none of it cause if we’re not gonna be able to be with our friends normally in school then we may well not be there at all because the whole point was supposed to make extroverts happy again
Introverts have friends........
My school is doing that too, but only the freshmen/sophomores can go to school for the fall and then switch for the winter, but they have to do testing, mask wearing, temperature checks, so I might transfer to a different school
Yeah me too
Yeah, as much as I'd love to see my friends in person each day, I'd rather make sure nobody gets the virus. If online school's what it takes, then I'm with it, even if I don't enjoy it. (I am kinda sad I won't get to do my senior year in a physical building though.. 😢)
The Triforce Master Gaming I’d rather see my friends each day than shut down for a virus with the death rate of the flu.
God: “hah they think this is bad just wait until I break out the anti-Christ”
I mean, at the rate things are going....
Good thing gods not real
ROCK STAR GAMES really edgy bro, here’s your reddit gold
Oh nah this man just jinxed us 🤦🏻♂️
@@bustyblackboy2029 People get upset when you say the truth.
But can we all just take a second think about how new Zealand has literally zero current cases right now they also only had 5000 cases and 15 deaths and all their restrictions have been lifted except for the travel ban
I feel bad for the people who don't got consoles, trampolines, or anything like that.
Tbf if I didn’t get a switch before this I would of blown my brains out
Lol imagine only having phones. No wifi connection (only mobile data), no pc, no backyard, no TV, no trampolines, no musical instruments, no sport equipments, no nothing, just phones to entertain yourselves.
And worse, some people with 7 children outside of that dont even have homes and food. Crazy living in this World amarite?
That sounds like house arrest tbh
I got an Oculus to keep myself from dying of boredom
Tanks
"Its not like people go around touching pigs or anything."
Shizune from Naruto: (starts sweating)
Shizune goes around touching pigs
tonton 💔
Yes
Shizune best girl
Tonton rly gettin more screen time than ten ten doe
2020: Your Suffering isn’t over yet EARTHLINGS!
@Egg Egg egg egg hol up
I can hear Erynith making this a meme
Well thank you 2020 you have been amazing
@ no i appear
Reaper Sir Ah what a pleasure
Seems like 2020 was the expiration date for humanity’s free trial of life.
Americans: Covid-19 is a hoax. It's not even that bad.
Swine Flu 2020: _Aight imma head in._
Shush
Hantavirus:allow me to introduce myself
Hoax flu 2020
@@CarlosGarcia-uu1dw Santavirus
@@CarlosGarcia-uu1dw hantavirus is hardly contagious plus its been a thing for years
what your telling me i can’t kiss my homie jerome now
no. not jerome.
No. None your homies right now. This is just getting worse V.V
Reassure the homies that you still care, bro...
Actually, kissing passes less germs than shaking hands so...kiss away
6:38 Schools opening with CDC guidelines would not be healthy for the kids. They do not know what is going on, especially the younger ones. They will likely not listen, and this would cause fear in teachers, regardless of whether children are contagious
"How else are we to indoctrinate the kids! Imagine if they realize they have no rights and protest!"
Children are feckin germballs, even highschool kids just push the tap and call it a day
Mm yeah I don’t think it’s the best idea to get going back to school in September.
X_kittrix I go back in August 13
Lol my school's open
George Orwell: **Writes 1984**
CCCP: "Write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN!"
cccp is ussr in russian though
@@chizhang2765 hemeant CCP
Hopefully I won't have to worry about the second wave out here in my woods
If I were you I wouldn’t worry since they’re avoiding your forest
Nice knowing you're taking precautions out there with that sasquatch sized mask, big guy.
Can I live with you please
Aye I've seen you before
The virus can not effect me because i am just a letter
US: We'd rather die than be locked up any longer!
Covid: Ok
US: WHY ARE WE ALL DEAD
the virus only has, like, a 2% death rate
That would mean of 2000 infected 400 would die.
Its lower as far I know.
you forgot also we can't lwed
@@reclusiarchgrimaldus1269 it's less than 2% estimates are between 0.1 and 1%
Spongebob who lives underwater dies when he touches underwater fire or touches an underwater river of water. 🧐
You have to watch out for those underwater fires and rivers
There are actually underwater rivers there really cool you should look the up.
Yes
I spent a know until I played but the underwater ocean is actually sludge that settled at the bottom of the ocean
@@K_amonger Isn't it like brine or something
"Gods droping dlcs and we cant get a break".
Im crying lol
It's like Modern Warfare's massive updates. 30gb updates and your other games drop like flies cause of storage memory lol.
everyone talking about schools coming back
me in Australia where the schools opened a month ago
Auz and NZ had this thing in the bag. You guys will be just fine :)
I wish all three of these comments the best
Beeps are you using a vpn or something?
Me in Germany: is going to school since february
Everyone talking about being in either level 2 or 3
Me in NZ where lockdown lifted a month ago
CPC: "Hong Kong is China, Hong Kong has always belonged to China."
Oceania is at war with Eurasia. Therefore, Oceania has always been at war with Eurasia.
I have a solution global war against China
CCP?
it has always been apart of china though, Britain just occupied it for a while
@@erickrasniewski567 Achievement Unlocked: WW3
Me: Hopefully the comments aren't filled with ":" comments
The comments:
Hahaha good one
Still cringe
Small pp
**does epic gamer move and makes comment without :**
‘I have become the thing I swore to destroy’
"dont worry this will be probably handled"
*covid they said it didn't have pandemic potential*
September 2020: breaking news! Aliens from Area 51 escaped and killing humans!
Wouldn’t even surprise me
October 2020: your Halloween costumes come to life!
Considering people dress as zombies n stuff, would be right in line with the rest of this year
December 2020: Snowmen are shooting icy/pointy balls at humans and Snow Angels are attacking people!
Now this is epic.
March 2021: Easter eggs are stabbing humans to death and are poisonous!
in september death ends
I mean that would be kinda fine though
People going to the beach and public places: WHY IS COVID BACK?!?!?!
People at trump rally: YEEET
@@dinodog1458 Trump rally happened once but these protests have been happening almost every day.
It's because of the protests that it's spiking back.
@@Evilokami In NYC the contact tracers arent even allowed to ask if they have been in a protest recently.
people protesting: because you should not be a beaches. excuse us, we need to be shoulder to shoulder screeming about police bad because we seen a lot of videos on the internet with no context. Also don't bother protesting unless you follow our cause. We have government approval, you don't. is it hot in here or is it just me?
TF2: FREE HONG KONG!
Overwatch: FREE H-instantly get ban
Overwatch: please don't bully other players
TF2: *"You ARE a mute lil' buggar' ain't cha?!"*
Tbh people who talk politics in multiplayer games are annoying. Games are played to escape reality, not face it.
@@mightyfineincredible2252 amen
One upside of TF2 not being in the public spotlight: the crazies leave well enough alone because it's not popular enough to violate for twitter points.
The Only Thing To Stop Coronavirus + Swine Flu Is Ubercharge
BLM protests: This is more important the Covid19.
***Corona Virus 2nd Wave arrives***
BLM protesters: *surprised Pikachu face*
2nd wave lines up with reopening, actually.
I mean, it doesn’t spread as easily outdoors, and it dies basically on contact with the sun. Not saying it doesn’t have to do with it, but it’s not a the main cause.
I’m just wondering why google doesn’t show testing stats anymore. They used to have a graph for testing, deaths, and new cases. Now it’s just deaths and new cases.
@@jusme2038 google is a sell out, always has been
@@jusme2038 I dunno where you live but in our country it shows Infected/Deaths/Recovered and our government has a special site about the coronavirus where it shows Tested/Infected/Deaths/Recovered. Id say compared to most other countries Slovakia has been handling the situation decently well.
dilophosaurus sk id say any country besides America is doing well because we have been lacking on tests.
I’m no doctor but to me it seems common sense that the more you test, the easier it would be to contain.
Pooh Bear Presents
"Communist Evil: Operation Hong Kong City"
Lol China is barely even socialist
I'd buy that spin off 😂😂
@@octanemain1988ah yes, the classic "it's not real communism" trope
Aren’t they Nationalist Socialist at this point as they’re practically socialist and believe in Chinese superiority
Russia: “Aight imma head out”
Everyone: How much worse can the year get?
God: YES
God giving us that new DLC
@@alexmercer5414 hopefully they bring back that one WW3 DLC
That CouchPotatoo imma fix this for you. You hope they release the WW3 DLC since it was leaked months ago.
@@toolazyforaname i really hope north Korea release that nuclear DLC
Maybe we’ll also get that American civil war expansion pack in the future
: Optimus
Talks about politics with SpongeBob SquarePants in the background
lol
What I don't get is how spongebob drowns when he's in water?
@@parseerror1831 I think he absorbs the water and dies, he's a sponge. 😂 That's just a guess, I really dont know.
Technically it’s not water it’s goo? Which is basically the water of spongebob, and fish can drown in it
Son: dad, how was it like in the 2020's
Me: From Wars to pandemics... For a second I thought it was the end of the world.
Who says it isn’t?
@@hmmmyes1626 Maybe his son that asks him about 2020
And I thought 2019 was bad, *_but 2019 was just the kiddie war preparation for the world war 3 known as 2020_*
there have been worse years WAY WAY WAY worse years
ahking __revived well, that’s true, like in the wayyy past, but for a lot of these years they’ve gone from easy mode from like 2000’s all the way to 2020 the hard mode kinda
@Timmy Gorbachev you sir are both a scholar and a gentleman , I thank you and appreciate your knowledge !
I can't even remember what happened in 2019 at this point, honestly
Brainless there’s nothing bad about 2019 tho
Nah, American Schooling only taught me: “Johnny had 4 apples, he ate 3 of them and then shot himself. How many does he have left?”
5Ωe to the 2nd power, according to the Johnny had 4 apples, ate 3, then shot himself thereom. This thereom is very important in the real world. Real world examples include wasting time and solving math problems. Don't act like math class is useless.
@@user-no3tu9kh3p ???
@@user-no3tu9kh3p bro what?
Idk but he dead
@@user-no3tu9kh3p ??
Battle for Bikini Bottom was always at the cool dentist with games.
That's awesome
Bro did u go to the same dentist as me??? They took it out of the building like 5 years ago for me tho
Lol the one I went to had a snes
America: uwu one month quarantine. England: “there’s three actually”
Ireland: *laughs in Gaelic*
EDIT: Wait, nevermind. Spoke too soon, without the required knowledge, and now I feel bad about it.
Cringe af
in pakistan, the quarantine might last to jan 2021
Brazil: Pretty sure there's 8.
July: Hey can I copy your homework?
January: Sure just makes sure it’s not obvious
China and Hong Kong: *hola*
*Ni hao*
@@KippoKupo Still works.
Tf are you saying
This doesnt even make sense
Lol. I just barely comprehend this
“They have a social credit system”
Meanwhile we have super duper cancel culture.
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And also some think we're oppressed which countries like China are truly oppressed. The US is not oppressed at all
@@nitrozeus3288 Not the entirety
Jesus Nunez
*India : nah we are*
Optimus should’ve been playing a Winnie the Pooh game while talking about this
God: “Just wait till the Antichrist comes, I rapture the world, wars and famines start, water turns bitter and everyone has to be chipped and tracked.”
Just doxxed Optimus. His last name is Prime
I KNEW IT
@The Vibe Inspector i bet you are under the age of 10, and if not bro you lived in a rock
*The Evil Forces of the Decepticons want to know your location*
reported. Ddox is a crime idiot
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“Would you rather be inside for a month and a half or 7 months”
Personally, definitely 7 months, I love staying inside
what is this outside you're talking about?
@@copycatz1361 Ive been out there once. Never again...
@@BridgeKidsCultist I wouldn't recommend. 0/10
@@betaplain297 the last time i was outside some planes Flew into The World Trade center soooo yeah 0/10 is good
This won’t stop me from going outside and there’s very few places I don’t wear a mask and for most places like gas stations and some grocery stores that require I wear a mask I don’t wear because people don’t ask me to 😎👍
One pandemic: *exists*
God: *It's even funnier the second time*
Bible prophecies stuff like this would happen. Turn to jesus
Samir Pernell I don’t really believe in god I did for a time but this got me thinking
@@mrcaesar3123 You better make the choice: will you choose God or reject Him? You dont want it to be too late when Jesus returns. I suggest you research and find proof of God now
@@samirpernell2136 I believed in god until I thought "who wrote the bible? How does this person know everything about Jesus and his haven of peace and harmony?" It just got me thinking about how maybe the guy who wrote it was just trying to make their mark on the world, like every of religion.
@@jerkycow1777 the Bible was written by jesus's desiples but, all of the information in the Bible came from the original Hebrew scriptures and Jesus Christ himself.
"Some Serious News Has Broken"
*spongebob gameplay*
Durr what is alleviation?
6:02 "we were basically trapped inside with nothing to do" he says as he plays one of the most beautiful games ever created
Aye agreed. Annnnddd another beautiful game is on its way, I can't wait for Crash Bandicoot 4 :D
God: Technovirus
everyone: *inhales* DON'T
He told us he would never die, what a *liar*
Lol technoblade plus thirtyvirus is technovirus they gonna have a Child or what?
"we cant take another month and a half"
And here i am, in argentina, still waiting for my first day outside since march.
same in india lol
In Canada it’s since February
Kinda same in Scotland, waiting for my first proper day out
Is there anybody else realize at the end of the SpongeBob game play if SpongeBob falls in the water like he dies except he’s in the ocean. ???
It's a brine ocean that's deadly to sea life
@@thatonestar1437 Does that poke holes in the Noah's Ark story?
@@AGNOSTIC_incomprehensibleXIV no