LazarBeam I just love the idea of you sitting there for at least half an hour looking for tortoises humping corpses, the shit you do for us is legendary, keep up the dumb shit, you sellout
so sad how fast time has passed it actually worries me i remember watching this late late 2017 :( this was the second time i came back wow the nostalgia is upsetting
How to rule the world in 5 steps 1: get a tortoise 2:make sure your Australian 3:become a good UA-camr with over 15M subs 4: Name the tortoise boris 5: you have ruled the world
Lazar beam u should do chuck Norris vs chuck Norris and then do overpowered Boris vs chuck Norris and see what happenes.anyway love your vids keep up the good work!
I found your channel after watching JackSepticEye's video on this game. It looked so awesome and I wanted to see more of it. And then I stumble upon a video of 5000 footmen getting viciously, brutally, and savagely massacred by a fully automatic catapult. . .and now here I am watching an army of tortoises waging a war against everything from penguins to Chuck Norris. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. You have earned the sub! Heres looking forward to more laughs in the future!
No legend has been told when Kingdom’s were saved by these Turtles and his army...but it wasn’t just the army of mega turtles it was The legendary Boris who took on fight’s and bashed them up and pushed them as they roll them down the hill
Lazarbeam - Putting the fire rate of archers/catapults/etc to 1000x makes them fire faster than the game can handle in real time. In order to actually have them fire 1000x faster, you must slow the game down to .5 or .25x speed so it has more time to process what is going on. In one of your previous videos you actually did this - by using slow motion to view your super archers' arrows you allowed the game more time to compute and you can see their cloud of arrows get even denser. Only then will your arrows truly blot out the sun.
Hello I'm a new subscriber. I watched your last video on the fully automatic catapults and fell in love with the content. Keep it up! You are doing things right :)
whiteviper69X but a turtle is a sea animal (which means they live and needs to be on sea) while a tortoise is a land animal(which means they live and needs to be on land)
Ah, you’ve combined a delightful mix of internet culture! Let’s break it down: “Skibidi”: This term gained fame from the Little Big music video titled “Skibidi.” The video features quirky dance moves and catchy lyrics. Imagine people doing the “Skibidi” dance in unexpected places, like the bathroom! “Toilet Gyatt”: Now, this is where things get interesting! “Gyatt” is Jamaican Patois slang for “get.” So, “Toilet Gyatt” playfully suggests someone getting down or dancing in the bathroom. Maybe it’s a secret dance party while brushing teeth or washing hands! “Rizz”: Ah, the mysterious “Rizz.” It’s like the secret ingredient that adds flavor to the meme. Is it a dance move? A sound effect? Or just a fun word to say? We may never know, but it’s part of the magic! So next time you’re in the bathroom, channel your inner Skibidi, do the Toilet Gyatt, and sprinkle some Rizz into your routine! 🚽💃🎉 !Skibidi Toilet Gyatt
Wait... where is the difference? ^^" Sry for the dumb question but i really don't know. I'm from germany and i always thought there isn't really a difference between these 2. o.O
+Nic Blake Turtles are omnivores-meaning they eat both vegetation and other animals. As well as vegetation, they have been known to feed on small fish, jellyfish, and insects such as earthworms. Most tortoises are herbivores, surviving on a wide variety of vegetables, fruits, grasses and flowers.
The problem is...THERE'S NO RABBITS IN THE GAME! He can't make rabbit be a killer rabbit without any actual rabbits, since he needs to make a custom unit using the rabbit.
Boris Vs. Fully auto Catapult would be a awesome battle just put them on them on the hill that greased up death guy was on and let them go at it (P.S. Make it the slow Boris)
Turtles and tortoises are different by these ways: 1 tortoises can’t swim in deep water 2 tortoises have bigger shells 3 tortoises have stubby feet unlike turtles, so they do have a differences 🐢
Johnny Tisdale its not pirated because the creators watch the vids so they add things sometimes he ask them to add so when they add it he gets it updated making it not pirated i think
Sorry for missing so many comments but I've been uploading at 3am for me :) still love yas
#ripboris
LazarBeam I just love the idea of you sitting there for at least half an hour looking for tortoises humping corpses, the shit you do for us is legendary, keep up the dumb shit, you sellout
LazarBeam can the turtles swim
LazarBeam I'm so proud to be a fan don't forget me when family guy gives u a job (like u actually know me 😂😢)
LazarBeam is a savage
And this video was when Boris the so loved turtle tortoise was born
leeeeel
Yep
Why in the fuck does the top comment only have three replies, well, four now.
Now it’s 5
my turtle is named after him!!
“Look at the feathers fly, look at the penguins die.”
-lazarbeam
A rhyme worthy of dr. Seuss
“Hey mom? How did the crusade of Australia go?”
“Well....”
well this comment was underrated :( but wow though 3 years have gone so fast :( before ik it ima be dead XD
4:56 slightly sunny with some sun
Lazarbeam: “This looks like 10,000 mega turtles fighting 1,000 soldiers”
Also Lazarbeam: *watching 10,000 mega turtles fighting 1,000 soldiers*
Your a wizard Harry
Reeeee
so sad how fast time has passed it actually worries me i remember watching this late late 2017 :( this was the second time i came back wow the nostalgia is upsetting
7:18
Lazar: alright I'm stepping up the dumbness levels
Me: you have surpassed my expectations
How to rule the world in 5 steps
1: get a tortoise
2:make sure your Australian
3:become a good UA-camr with over 15M subs
4: Name the tortoise boris
5: you have ruled the world
did anyone else notice he disliked his own video at 1:54
k Otton Ikr
Omg I just noticed, lol, hates himself
XD
Me
k Otton v
10:11 Thar Rhymes "Look At the Feathers Fly" "Look at the Penguins Die"
"Look at the penguins die, look at the feathers fly" lazar 2017
this is your funniest video in a long time i laughed my ass off
Cisum Music me to hahaha lol
Cisum Music also how bout more Conan
Cisum Music fuck me
I went through 17 pants
Lazar beam u should do chuck Norris vs chuck Norris and then do overpowered Boris vs chuck Norris and see what happenes.anyway love your vids keep up the good work!
1:56 lazarbeam dislikes his own vid😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂lol
Yea
I found your channel after watching JackSepticEye's video on this game. It looked so awesome and I wanted to see more of it. And then I stumble upon a video of 5000 footmen getting viciously, brutally, and savagely massacred by a fully automatic catapult. . .and now here I am watching an army of tortoises waging a war against everything from penguins to Chuck Norris.
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. You have earned the sub! Heres looking forward to more laughs in the future!
Laughing doesnt exist anymore.
8:46 constant newks! 😂😂
Me: **see's the turtle fighting**
**Top ten anime battles**
Best part is "THIS IS SO EXTREME" when the 2 tortoise were gonna kill each other
its just BORRIS!!!!!!!!!! hehehe thumbs up if you got the reference
shongin bendy and the ink machine yes we all know boris the wolf
that russian guy who is also a great cook xdd and teaches 12 yearolds how to make alchocol
There not turtles there teenage mutant ninja turtles
ITS GOOD OLD BORIS THE WOLF NOW LET BORIS TROLL U EITH CLOSING THE ELEVATOR ON U WHEN BENDYS AFTER U
You really should not ask for likes. You should let them come on their own.
No legend has been told when Kingdom’s were saved by these Turtles and his army...but it wasn’t just the army of mega turtles it was
The legendary Boris who took on fight’s and bashed them up and pushed them as they roll them down the hill
10:07 Battle of the flightless!
When phil swift takes the wrong chicken wire
14:10-14:25
Me: *Alexa!...how do you become lazerbeam's turtle?*
Nobody
Literally Nobody
Lazarbeam: BoRiS tHe TuRtLe ToRtOuIs
Lazar:AMAZING
1 Hour later
Lazar:I can speed this up AMAZING
Lazarbeam -
Putting the fire rate of archers/catapults/etc to 1000x makes them fire faster than the game can handle in real time. In order to actually have them fire 1000x faster, you must slow the game down to .5 or .25x speed so it has more time to process what is going on.
In one of your previous videos you actually did this - by using slow motion to view your super archers' arrows you allowed the game more time to compute and you can see their cloud of arrows get even denser. Only then will your arrows truly blot out the sun.
10:40 I couldn’t stop laughing
Lannan should buy a turtle and name it boris
NewtGaming
I shall gibe you a shout out newt also add me on xbox
Ball sack Jesus
Back in the day when LazarBeam did more than Fortnite. I was here when this was new.
Hello I'm a new subscriber. I watched your last video on the fully automatic catapults and fell in love with the content. Keep it up! You are doing things right :)
im so happy to find this channel omg so funny
new sub
I luv penguins😭😭😭😭😭😭😭.anyone in 2019
Yh
Me
I like turtles 🙃
No one
I am almost in 2020!
When lockdown ends since corona but you realise you Just had house arrest for ten minutes 4:42
I think lazarbeam gave those turtles some cocaine off camera😂
Miller Time Music ITS AN TORTOISE
EPICYOUNIS no one gives a fucking shit
EPICYOUNIS it's A tortoise not an tortoise
whiteviper69X but a turtle is a sea animal (which means they live and needs to be on sea) while a tortoise is a land animal(which means they live and needs to be on land)
Satou Kazuma turtles can live on land..... (also tortoises..)
did any one notice he disliked his own video 1:55 😂
How's that funny I don't get that shit
7:07 it kind of looks like a bat from certain angles
Gideon Budd nah it’s just a really short peen
7:17
Ah, you’ve combined a delightful mix of internet culture! Let’s break it down:
“Skibidi”: This term gained fame from the Little Big music video titled “Skibidi.” The video features quirky dance moves and catchy lyrics. Imagine people doing the “Skibidi” dance in unexpected places, like the bathroom!
“Toilet Gyatt”: Now, this is where things get interesting! “Gyatt” is Jamaican Patois slang for “get.” So, “Toilet Gyatt” playfully suggests someone getting down or dancing in the bathroom. Maybe it’s a secret dance party while brushing teeth or washing hands!
“Rizz”: Ah, the mysterious “Rizz.” It’s like the secret ingredient that adds flavor to the meme. Is it a dance move? A sound effect? Or just a fun word to say? We may never know, but it’s part of the magic!
So next time you’re in the bathroom, channel your inner Skibidi, do the Toilet Gyatt, and sprinkle some Rizz into your routine! 🚽💃🎉
!Skibidi Toilet Gyatt
Do MEGATURTLE VS FULLYAUTOMATED CATAPULT VS FULLYAUTOMATED ARCHERS
ahh the og lazar nostalgic
R.I.P Boris😢😢😠😤
11:36
“A seven nation army couldn’t hold me back
1:55 Lannan that’s 200,000 did you know that’s 200,000 more than me!
And that kids, is why *tortoises* (not turtles mr lzrbem) have a permanent slowness debuff. Poor tortoises.
F E A T H E R D U S T 😂 you bloody legend
Oscerwon It gets me triggered when people say turtle instead of a tortoise because they aren't alike at all! I also have a tortoise
F E A T H E R D U S T I have no idea what the difference is
Tortoises live on land. Turtles live in the water.
One is slow one isn't
Chuck Norris vs. Boris
Big Plays sorry to break it to you, but Norris would win. In the game, he can not be killed.
Big Plays chuck borris
Big Plays chunk noris vs chunk noris
Chunk would win cause when he dies he regenerate
1:55 Why'd you dislike you're own video lol
lol when he said the last video had 20,000 likes, he had disliked it
That's because I hate myself
LazarBeam fuck fuck
LazarBeam fuck fuck
LazarBeam what part of the vid
LazarBeam
I hate 'myself' too. 'Myself' is a jerk.
Do Chuck Norris vs Chuck Norris vs Chuck Norris
a battle of the ages
Ortonic The game won't allow it lol
Of course *chunk norris* would win duh
Dankus Mememicus chunk, not chuck
0:02 who else played this 1 million times?
I did
10:12
“Look at the feathers fly,
And the penguins die.”
#1 poem goes to Lannan Eacott
Shows screenshot of likes on his video. Disliked his own video
Why u read Mi comment bro? That's lazarbeam
fuck you
Why u read Mi comment bro? I
1 Mega turtle versus 1,000 zombies
Fuck you
more kingdom and castles to plz.
mega turtle vs knights=Marshawn Lynch vs Cardinals Defense
King James lol
tortoise, man, tortoise!
King James or saints d
King James or anyone vs the Browns
King James lol
People: *throws plastic straws in the ocean*
Turtle: Am i a joke to you?!?!
2019? Or not
Yep 2019
Yep
No im 2011
Ya
Or not
R.I.P Boris😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
At like @14:21 he looks like he is crying
When lannan realizes tortoises have a melee block chance
Famous words “cmon Boris! sick em sick em boris!”💀 -lazarbeam 2017
6:16 wait and you might see boris has made a picture out of dead body's just wait a few moments
It's a tortoise I am triggered
Live like a boss same I got triggerd too
Same
Wait... where is the difference? ^^" Sry for the dumb question but i really don't know. I'm from germany and i always thought there isn't really a difference between these 2. o.O
+Nic Blake Turtles are omnivores-meaning they eat both vegetation and other animals. As well as vegetation, they have been known to feed on small fish, jellyfish, and insects such as earthworms. Most tortoises are herbivores, surviving on a wide variety of vegetables, fruits, grasses and flowers.
Nic Blake basically if you try to put a tortoise in water, it will drown. Tortoises do not have fins, but turtles do.
7:03
The bodies are in the shape of a turtle.
U found a new species of turtle
God I love how free yt felt only just 6 years ago. Now it’s just instant demonetization for just saying the word shit in the first 7 seconds
I know this is a year old but chuck Norris vs mega turtle
Billy hhehehe
Chuck Norris wins
Please make a killer rabit from monty python
ffs. hes not the fucking creator.
The problem is...THERE'S NO RABBITS IN THE GAME!
He can't make rabbit be a killer rabbit without any actual rabbits, since he needs to make a custom unit using the rabbit.
Can borris survive a nuke??
Dj Jeff Yes because as soon as he reaches 0 health it goes back to full health anyway
GT34L | Gaming and More! boris not chuck norris they named the mega turtle borris
My mom walked in and asked what are you watching I said watching turtles fighting
5:19
A glorious moment for it was the creation of BORIS!!!!!!!!
Before this I got an add of his sister advertising raid shadow legends
Boris Vs. Fully auto Catapult would be a awesome battle just put them on them on the hill that greased up death guy was on and let them go at it (P.S. Make it the slow Boris)
BTW I fucking love you dude just no homo
its not death its Deaf, its a chatacter from family guy, thats why his voice is so weird
2019 anyone?
lol
20/11/2019
2019 yeet
👍🏻🤪
me
No one:
Literally no one:
Boris:I like murder
Try and beat chuck Norris with everything
samuel lorant you cant beat him even 100 nukes cant kill him, even chuck norris cant kill chuck norris because the game will crash lol
Chuck norris would be able to be killed if he didn't regen health, but he does so.... yeah
CHUCK NORRIS FOR THE WIN
Classic twelve year old.
MЯ. MΛПIΛᄃ
I'm not. That's a eight-fifteen year old classic. They all say it
14:25 lmao😂😂
I miss old lazarbeam
Boris will live forever ❤❤❤❤
slow and steady wins the race then you can finish on her face
*slowly claps*
nice one😂
THIS IS YOUR MOST VIEWED VIDEO😂😂😂
1.2 million views 😂😂😂
Your most viewed video has 50 views
1.999 million
2.2 mil
2.5
There's a turtle in the sky with a gun in his eye
Nice poem
6:23 Boris Really Is A Savage He Made Those Dead Bodies Into A Turtle Shape
under his face cam in battle it says weather mostly sunny with some sun
At 7:04 it looks like a turtle
do chuck noris vs chuck noris
dat boi it will go on forever
The birth of a legend... Boris the turtle-tortoise, live long king 👑
Do Jesus versus zombies
Yes
Ah, i remember when he didn't just play fortnite. I miss those days.
Well
boris vs chuck norris
Terrence Adodo r/whoooosh
He's my uncle. Chuck
your standing on your porch , eating a jar of veggieshite, and a slow wave of turtles comes over the horizon
I subscribed!
I like TURTLES
Nyon Turtle 77 wow crappy meme
back when.
Turtles and tortoises are different by these ways: 1 tortoises can’t swim in deep water 2 tortoises have bigger shells 3 tortoises have stubby feet unlike turtles, so they do have a differences 🐢
Did you really have to write I hate my life on your hand
Of course
It was funny
They look like a itit shit
LOL HE KILLED THEM ALL
If Left vs right was on normal speed it would be 20 minutes.
Lazerbeam: How did I do with my third to
Me: 35 seconds
Lazerbeam: yaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!
December 2024 Anyone?
7:28 why is there a square
Looks like its either a bug in the game or the pirated copy, I saw the same thing on my friends pirated copy
Johnny Tisdale its not pirated because the creators watch the vids so they add things sometimes he ask them to add so when they add it he gets it updated making it not pirated i think
it's weird, I paused on the exact frame (lucky me!) and its a vertical black rectangle in a white oval, odd, huh?
what was the white thing on the screen at 7:27 - 7:28
Pure Red lmfaooo
Right now as am texting he is doing a live stream but this is better :D
2023 Anyone?
2024 anyone?
@@aceabe5491I’m hereeeee
Ye I’m here 2024
Me
Me
Chuck vs zombies
alma zapata Chuck has inf helf my grammar bad
Anyone 2019
Does it look like I even care
Ok that’s nice
I’m sorry but this and the tabs videos are just getting we everytime