MEGA DINOSAUR vs PENGUIN ARMY - Beast Battle Simulator

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  • @LazarBeam
    @LazarBeam  7 років тому +3024

    Shoutout to Dollar Shave Club for making it so I dont starve lol

    • @libbyfanaccount4609
      @libbyfanaccount4609 7 років тому +14

      LazarBeam lol

    • @donkeybong50
      @donkeybong50 7 років тому +41

      LazarBeam Wow, someone cares about your channel. That is a milestone if you ask me!

    • @smallls
      @smallls 7 років тому +7

      LazarBeam follow me on Instagram my profile is jamesons391

    • @kyspanda2921
      @kyspanda2921 7 років тому +8

      LazarBeam LAZER SEMPI NOTICE ME PLZZZZ

    • @irineuvcnaosabenemeu7544
      @irineuvcnaosabenemeu7544 7 років тому +10

      LazarBeam I didin't get an ad.

  • @theterminator546
    @theterminator546 5 років тому +555

    2021 and still waiting for shave butter on toast

  • @DestroyerGaming-jo3fc
    @DestroyerGaming-jo3fc 6 років тому +153

    Who liked for the toast thing? Raise ur hand. ✋

  • @charlieworley3
    @charlieworley3 4 роки тому +122

    I always stop and watch LazarBeam vids to cheer me up when the times get tough. They’re always so funny!😆

  • @aaronstout5404
    @aaronstout5404 5 років тому +39

    "The polar bear is now headless" even though it is missing half of its freakin body! 2:52

  • @imakedumbstuff5492
    @imakedumbstuff5492 4 роки тому +26

    “Bombs make soccer so much more entertaining”
    Lazer beam

  • @kudvin101
    @kudvin101 6 років тому +412

    Yo its 2018 and you have 44k likes where's that butter on toast?

  • @3mm3tt_
    @3mm3tt_ 5 років тому +5

    3:01 (spinosaurus scores)
    Lannan: OH NO THE STEGASAURUS SCORED!!

  • @KAFASQUE
    @KAFASQUE 7 років тому +74

    This is now a shaving tutorial channel.

  • @joe6102
    @joe6102 6 років тому +38

    1 of everything vs 300 seagulls °^°

  • @turtleman8415
    @turtleman8415 5 років тому +187

    This is how many times he said “dolla shave club”
    ⬇️

  • @fwgriffin
    @fwgriffin 2 роки тому

    8:02 cursed lazar beam breathing in all our faces

  • @austintodd9787
    @austintodd9787 7 років тому +5

    Lazarbeam=$ellout=best UA-camr ever

    • @basedace5806
      @basedace5806 7 років тому

      Overcastrat 9555 theselloutplays

  • @gacha_micah2976
    @gacha_micah2976 5 років тому +8

    9:36 when pirates of the Caribbean music place

  • @nodad9208
    @nodad9208 7 років тому +5

    I appreciate you need sponsors with your style content I see it as fair man doesn't bother me 👍👍

  • @76portillo
    @76portillo 5 років тому +2

    At 3:44 can we admire that a non legged hippo scored from far away?

  • @lukeschmidt1703
    @lukeschmidt1703 7 років тому +26

    8:27 ASMR?

  • @jdz9030
    @jdz9030 5 років тому +4

    2:56
    Spinosaurus scores
    Lazarbeam: Stegosaurus scored
    😂😂😂

  • @legacyviper1454
    @legacyviper1454 6 років тому +24

    This guy is the absolute best.(no its not my first time watching)😃

  • @jayfirth
    @jayfirth 3 роки тому +3

    I've seen crazy things blown...
    Golden state blew a 3-1 lead 💀

  • @triigrr3644
    @triigrr3644 7 років тому +7

    Keep up the good work man, you'll always be one of my favorite UA-camrs!!

  • @Ben_Foley
    @Ben_Foley 4 роки тому +3

    8:02 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @BananaBalls7
    @BananaBalls7 4 роки тому +17

    2020 still waiting for the toast

  • @mzxtv
    @mzxtv 4 роки тому

    5:56 that was so satisfying

  • @paulp8437
    @paulp8437 7 років тому +37

    Lazar Beam!!?? Haha, more like...RAZOR BEAM

  • @thermogram9997
    @thermogram9997 5 років тому +8

    7:59 is my favorite part ha!

  • @Noeyk200
    @Noeyk200 7 років тому +59

    Dogfight. Like, planes. Not dogs. A bunch of seagulls with guns versus pterodactyls with guns

    • @dohnutz6454
      @dohnutz6454 7 років тому

      yas

    • @constibonsti7917
      @constibonsti7917 7 років тому +1

      its called pteranodon because pterodactyl is outdated

    • @linusdohrn703
      @linusdohrn703 7 років тому

      NoeyK Bloody April reloaded and then we have a flying spinosaurus with three wings as the Red Baron

    • @megamonsta2
      @megamonsta2 6 років тому

      pterodactyls are a group of pterosaurs
      the big flyer with a crest is a pteranadon and the tiniest pterosaur is a pterodactylus which are both pterodactyls

  • @raydengriffis9784
    @raydengriffis9784 5 років тому

    The spino is an absolute legend
    2:55

  • @arianamaria_
    @arianamaria_ 7 років тому +5

    It actually makes me so happy that you got money out of this. You genuinely seemed to enjoy this video and you looked like you were having fun without the guilt for once. I hope you get sponsored more bc it's nice to see

  • @pabie9080
    @pabie9080 7 років тому +27

    I ussually get pissed off when a youtuber getting paid for promotion,but i feel you lazarbeam,i forgive you 😂

    • @ramonfrancois9306
      @ramonfrancois9306 7 років тому +4

      Eric Anthony He has to do it or he will starve

    • @HenkkazoR
      @HenkkazoR 7 років тому

      I am pretty sure he has a shitload of money

    • @ethanbailey7148
      @ethanbailey7148 7 років тому

      Eric Anthony Why do you get pissed off everyone wants money to earn money so why do UA-camrs have to be different?

  • @esterw5667
    @esterw5667 5 років тому +4

    I've actually NEVER laughed this hard at a UA-cam video

  • @harryevans4994
    @harryevans4994 3 роки тому +1

    3:43 we just gonna ignore the fact that the hippo is running to the ball...with 2 front legs and no back ones

  • @noahsylvester8994
    @noahsylvester8994 7 років тому +14

    Omg do a tornament in soccer with the animals and Dino's. It's kinda like the punters vs kickers madden challenge
    Like so he can sed

    • @noahsylvester8994
      @noahsylvester8994 7 років тому +1

      Vitor Manosca dude I have gotten 5k before I wouldn't be on lazarbeams channel if I wanted likes. U sound so stupid I have 10 likes lol that's it

  • @dubszn7453
    @dubszn7453 7 років тому +6

    Love these Michael Vick simulator vids

  • @MelmelSNL
    @MelmelSNL 5 років тому +3

    Lazar: there's a dead bloody dog
    Also lazar: SMASH THE LIKE

  • @zertifiezfn6242
    @zertifiezfn6242 4 роки тому +1

    Looking back from 3 years ago on lazarbeams channel
    Nobody
    Just nobody
    Loving when he says pigs exploding

  • @kylethekrocodile3162
    @kylethekrocodile3162 7 років тому +678

    Why would get promoted by dollar shave club when all your fans haven't hit puberty?

  • @brocodyle2374
    @brocodyle2374 5 років тому +6

    Quote of the day: "Smash those stegasaurases" Tf is that? Idk how to spell

  • @ily3944
    @ily3944 6 років тому +18

    Lazarbeam can be the new deadpool

  • @migueltiosso7690
    @migueltiosso7690 4 роки тому +1

    Lazarbeam:absolutely yes
    Me: we do love him

  • @mg44bee67
    @mg44bee67 4 роки тому +46

    2020. Still waiting for shaving butter on toast. Lannan. Remember.

    • @mg44bee67
      @mg44bee67 4 роки тому

      @Dion Alexandre Don't worry, I've already commented that on another video 😉

    • @B52wegotarunner
      @B52wegotarunner 3 роки тому

      Ok I think this is stolen

  • @elik2369
    @elik2369 7 років тому +106

    I didn't get any ads Lannan

    • @LazarBeam
      @LazarBeam  7 років тому +39

      what about the minute long one at the start?

    • @davidgiffen1128
      @davidgiffen1128 7 років тому +16

      LazarBeam WHERES THE SKIP BUTTON

    • @shadowy2k426
      @shadowy2k426 7 років тому +1

      LazarBeam I bet you wont reply to this

    • @Heavenly_Father0
      @Heavenly_Father0 7 років тому +2

      Clorox Bleach what is wrong with you?????

    • @bobbybutworse8372
      @bobbybutworse8372 7 років тому

      WorstUA-camr 117 jokes

  • @papapage5542
    @papapage5542 5 років тому +17

    2020 and im still waiting for shave butter on toast

  • @lilsavdood2001
    @lilsavdood2001 5 років тому +2

    5:19: 65 million years ago, Pangea. This was one of the largest mass murders in the history of Earth. On the prehistoric soccer field, a population of 20+ compys were hiding on the open field. Before they could see it coming, the terrorist group Crappy Explosive Penguins launched onto the field, with multiple suicide bombing penguins on the frontline. Explosions erupted around the soccer ball, as little bits of compy and penguin flying everywhere.
    And also, compared to the penguins, those are some big ass compys

  • @marklawry5496
    @marklawry5496 5 років тому +4

    I love the line “imagine that brachiosaurus is lazarbeam trying to eat a sandwich

  • @jimmyschray2681
    @jimmyschray2681 5 років тому +6

    I love lazar so much that i just sat through the entire beginning. What is happening to me?

  • @ayecaarl
    @ayecaarl 7 років тому +13

    Speaking of razor blades did you know if you say
    "raise up lights" slowly you just said
    "Razor blades in a Australian accent ((: thank me by leaving a like

  • @pumpin6841
    @pumpin6841 4 роки тому +1

    Legend says to this day PETA is still trying to recover from this mass loss of animals.

  • @emeraldsavage520
    @emeraldsavage520 7 років тому +84

    Lazar beam your channel is viewed by 12 year olds you think we need a razor

    • @Asheleuhwbhf
      @Asheleuhwbhf 7 років тому +4

      EmeraldSavage including u with mine craft name

    • @emeraldsavage520
      @emeraldsavage520 7 років тому +5

      Dank Memes Of Dank Dreams actually my grandfather found a emerald and gave it to me and he died so I named my account after the gift

    • @bdbdhsbxnnc1420
      @bdbdhsbxnnc1420 7 років тому +3

      EmeraldSavage how sad

    • @awesomegirl5870
      @awesomegirl5870 7 років тому +3

      EmeraldSavage "we"

    • @vnrnrn7113
      @vnrnrn7113 7 років тому +3

      Bullshit, why do people keep making pathetic excuses for a fucking comment

  • @makbros1069
    @makbros1069 5 років тому +5

    “10 thousand likes I’ll put it on toast” (currently 67K)

  • @lettucemf3054
    @lettucemf3054 7 років тому +150

    I guess you can call a kamikaze kangaroo a kamikazaroo. Am I right lads or am I right lads?

  • @crispyq364
    @crispyq364 3 роки тому

    7:31
    no, it's like lazarbeam stepping on ad revenue

  • @orangellama1874
    @orangellama1874 5 років тому +5

    9:37 THE GAMES HAS BEGUUUUuUN!

  • @OliverCrossman
    @OliverCrossman 4 роки тому +4

    Me: *turns on the video to a random spot*
    LazarBeam: "All the ballsacks are on fire!"

    • @meaganmoreman4086
      @meaganmoreman4086 3 роки тому

      Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahhahahahhahahah

  • @radio1219
    @radio1219 5 років тому +30

    Name of company-Dollar Shave Club
    Costs-5 Dollars
    Me: but it said a dollar!!!

    • @radio1219
      @radio1219 5 років тому +1

      @T Weeb The Gamer OOF OK I'm an idiot

  • @Red_Memes42
    @Red_Memes42 2 роки тому

    How did i not find this majesty until now

  • @marmaru34
    @marmaru34 7 років тому +80

    10 000 likes and I'll put the butter on toast. *likes the video, then realises the video has 22k likes anyway*

  • @bodmanrachael
    @bodmanrachael 7 років тому +9

    he said dollar shave club 8 times in 1 minute and 30 seconds

    • @ItsClutchLmao
      @ItsClutchLmao 6 років тому +1

      Warbling Wombat Dont blame em When Someone is giving you Money you fucking Treat em like gods

  • @vadepierce1273
    @vadepierce1273 7 років тому +10

    Shaving butter toast
    Laser beam eating it
    Um like so he sees this😂
    Because it will prob kill him or something😂😂

  • @emanuelreyes27
    @emanuelreyes27 5 років тому +1

    No one
    Lazerbeam: promoting dollar shave club to little kids

  • @macncheese6473
    @macncheese6473 5 років тому +3

    Pretty sure that's Lazarbeam 's mind

  • @deanneloft3457
    @deanneloft3457 2 роки тому +3

    Put that butter stuff on toast we got past 10k likes

  • @cracramagness5069
    @cracramagness5069 5 років тому +3

    we have finally found Steve Irwin's nephew UwU

  • @veggiedog7637
    @veggiedog7637 3 роки тому

    MORE LIKE DIS PLS. I know a lot about dinosaurs bc I loved dinosaurs when I was very young

  • @elizabethvelasco7940
    @elizabethvelasco7940 4 роки тому +3

    Whenever I'm bored I love to watch a lazarbeam video and see what dumb stuff he does

  • @WRDN__
    @WRDN__ 7 років тому +9

    The 10k likes is hit........ good luck lannan

  • @grey1452
    @grey1452 4 роки тому +13

    “10k likes I’ll put it on toast”
    2020: 103k likes... PAY UP

  • @sneepsnorp4669
    @sneepsnorp4669 4 роки тому +1

    Dino:'steps on all animal's'
    Lazerbeam:'pauses'
    10 seconds later
    Lazerbeam:kricky

  • @faisalmash008
    @faisalmash008 5 років тому +3

    4:57 lmao😂

  • @fellu_4196
    @fellu_4196 4 роки тому +3

    2020 still wating for bread with shaving cream

  • @Bigmandan420
    @Bigmandan420 7 років тому +7

    The "nut sacs" are actually called dimetradons buuuut but sacs is close enough

  • @jackjames6995
    @jackjames6995 4 роки тому

    7:28 was so relatable

  • @luisfilipe7581
    @luisfilipe7581 7 років тому +7

    Go get the toast

  • @carno6023
    @carno6023 4 роки тому +3

    Btchosarous discovered by lazarbeam

  • @debraking8372
    @debraking8372 2 роки тому +3

    100k likes
    Butter now

  • @dppro-fortnite706
    @dppro-fortnite706 4 роки тому

    Best game ever even better than fotnite memes😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @knivesnaxes6738
    @knivesnaxes6738 7 років тому +9

    Omg everyone like this so he'll eat it on toast lol

  • @Mila-kk1mi
    @Mila-kk1mi 5 років тому +24

    Who watched this in 2019 and says "Includes Paid Promotion" and said it was because of Minecraft.

  • @yourson9752
    @yourson9752 5 років тому +20

    GET TOUR TOAST LAZAR U GOT TO EAT IT
    like so he sees

  • @thefabulousfeedbackband7380
    @thefabulousfeedbackband7380 4 роки тому +1

    7:55-8:27 literally was crying I couldn’t stop laughing

  • @trail_mix6325
    @trail_mix6325 5 років тому +3

    RIP penguins 🐧

  • @FW.FALL3N
    @FW.FALL3N 5 років тому +7

    2020 anyone and u said 10k likes and you'll try it on toast u have 77k

    • @FW.FALL3N
      @FW.FALL3N 5 років тому

      @William A it's a joke dude

  • @ethanvanover9361
    @ethanvanover9361 5 років тому +4

    When ur sponsored by a shave company but ur viewers are 12

  • @BreslinWisdom
    @BreslinWisdom 5 років тому

    Vid starts at 1:29

  • @zombiedude1206
    @zombiedude1206 5 років тому +7

    8:05 it doesn’t even sound like Lazarbeam

  • @MadDJSimmons
    @MadDJSimmons 2 роки тому +3

    It 2022 and still haven’t put butter on toast

  • @colbywilson2506
    @colbywilson2506 7 років тому +7

    When did a prepubescent teen takeover lazarbeam's channel??

  • @hontorounidis
    @hontorounidis 5 років тому +1

    for no reason.... YEET!

  • @candicebergersen4560
    @candicebergersen4560 5 років тому +7

    Is there such thing as cooked seagull revenge butch

  • @CottonArsonist
    @CottonArsonist 6 років тому +9

    There called *Ballsackiosaurous*

  • @alexlee8116
    @alexlee8116 6 років тому +4

    Where the toast??? (2019 btw)

  • @clayrush5576
    @clayrush5576 5 років тому

    10:42 here comes PETA

  • @tydoan3604
    @tydoan3604 6 років тому +17

    PETA would not approve of this.

    • @m3li0r42
      @m3li0r42 5 років тому

      That’s where you’re wrong. They do this daily :) lol

    • @BABBLESTHEWALRUS127
      @BABBLESTHEWALRUS127 5 років тому

      You must hate life.

  • @brendonjonck4973
    @brendonjonck4973 5 років тому +4

    Who else is waiting for him.too eat the shaving butter on toast?

  • @s.sh.ne.
    @s.sh.ne. 5 років тому +6

    I didn't even watch the vid yet..
    Penguins?

  • @trooperdan8096
    @trooperdan8096 4 роки тому

    3:42 is it just me or is that funny

  • @jellyjoker9397
    @jellyjoker9397 5 років тому +5

    Only bloody legends can like this can comment

  • @vukvidanovic8276
    @vukvidanovic8276 7 років тому +5

    TOAST TOAST TOAST TOAST

  • @vinnyissxprean8795
    @vinnyissxprean8795 5 років тому +3

    Tosssssssssssssst

  • @jamiepassard2764
    @jamiepassard2764 4 роки тому +1

    Cheers to lazarbeam he’s true blue