pterodactyls are a group of pterosaurs the big flyer with a crest is a pteranadon and the tiniest pterosaur is a pterodactylus which are both pterodactyls
It actually makes me so happy that you got money out of this. You genuinely seemed to enjoy this video and you looked like you were having fun without the guilt for once. I hope you get sponsored more bc it's nice to see
5:19: 65 million years ago, Pangea. This was one of the largest mass murders in the history of Earth. On the prehistoric soccer field, a population of 20+ compys were hiding on the open field. Before they could see it coming, the terrorist group Crappy Explosive Penguins launched onto the field, with multiple suicide bombing penguins on the frontline. Explosions erupted around the soccer ball, as little bits of compy and penguin flying everywhere. And also, compared to the penguins, those are some big ass compys
Speaking of razor blades did you know if you say "raise up lights" slowly you just said "Razor blades in a Australian accent ((: thank me by leaving a like
Shoutout to Dollar Shave Club for making it so I dont starve lol
LazarBeam lol
LazarBeam Wow, someone cares about your channel. That is a milestone if you ask me!
LazarBeam follow me on Instagram my profile is jamesons391
LazarBeam LAZER SEMPI NOTICE ME PLZZZZ
LazarBeam I didin't get an ad.
2021 and still waiting for shave butter on toast
Same 🤣
And the happy cow.
I want to eat it
U.S DIE DIEEEEEEEE , THIS IS AUSTRALIA LAZERBEAM THE GOD OF AUSTRALIA
me too
Who liked for the toast thing? Raise ur hand. ✋
Destroyer8053 Gaming 🤚🏽
Destroyer8053 Gaming 🤝✋️
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I 🤚
I always stop and watch LazarBeam vids to cheer me up when the times get tough. They’re always so funny!😆
Same his new content kids sucks no offense.
Auto tune damnit
Damn it auto correct
Same
SO TRUE
Nathaniel Schultz SAME
shut up
"The polar bear is now headless" even though it is missing half of its freakin body! 2:52
“Bombs make soccer so much more entertaining”
Lazer beam
Yo its 2018 and you have 44k likes where's that butter on toast?
i agree i am wacthing this l hour after you
Yeah where is our video of you eating it on toast
Lol
F
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3:01 (spinosaurus scores)
Lannan: OH NO THE STEGASAURUS SCORED!!
2020 still waiting for the toast
This is now a shaving tutorial channel.
1 of everything vs 300 seagulls °^°
Fuck segail s
Damn seagulls
This is how many times he said “dolla shave club”
⬇️
I dont think he said that 95 times
Or 145
Stop doing these
Or 182
STOP YOU ARE BIENG MEAN! TURTLE MAN!!!
8:02 cursed lazar beam breathing in all our faces
Lazarbeam=$ellout=best UA-camr ever
Overcastrat 9555 theselloutplays
9:36 when pirates of the Caribbean music place
I appreciate you need sponsors with your style content I see it as fair man doesn't bother me 👍👍
Legend!
holy balls only lazar beam commented on this comment,m
At 3:44 can we admire that a non legged hippo scored from far away?
8:27 ASMR?
Luke Schmidt l
2:56
Spinosaurus scores
Lazarbeam: Stegosaurus scored
😂😂😂
This guy is the absolute best.(no its not my first time watching)😃
I've seen crazy things blown...
Golden state blew a 3-1 lead 💀
Keep up the good work man, you'll always be one of my favorite UA-camrs!!
8:02 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
2020 still waiting for the toast
5:56 that was so satisfying
Lazar Beam!!?? Haha, more like...RAZOR BEAM
7:59 is my favorite part ha!
Dogfight. Like, planes. Not dogs. A bunch of seagulls with guns versus pterodactyls with guns
yas
its called pteranodon because pterodactyl is outdated
NoeyK Bloody April reloaded and then we have a flying spinosaurus with three wings as the Red Baron
pterodactyls are a group of pterosaurs
the big flyer with a crest is a pteranadon and the tiniest pterosaur is a pterodactylus which are both pterodactyls
The spino is an absolute legend
2:55
It actually makes me so happy that you got money out of this. You genuinely seemed to enjoy this video and you looked like you were having fun without the guilt for once. I hope you get sponsored more bc it's nice to see
I ussually get pissed off when a youtuber getting paid for promotion,but i feel you lazarbeam,i forgive you 😂
Eric Anthony He has to do it or he will starve
I am pretty sure he has a shitload of money
Eric Anthony Why do you get pissed off everyone wants money to earn money so why do UA-camrs have to be different?
I've actually NEVER laughed this hard at a UA-cam video
3:43 we just gonna ignore the fact that the hippo is running to the ball...with 2 front legs and no back ones
Omg do a tornament in soccer with the animals and Dino's. It's kinda like the punters vs kickers madden challenge
Like so he can sed
Vitor Manosca dude I have gotten 5k before I wouldn't be on lazarbeams channel if I wanted likes. U sound so stupid I have 10 likes lol that's it
Love these Michael Vick simulator vids
Acoustic Child Not enough sla-.. i mean black people
Lol
Lazar: there's a dead bloody dog
Also lazar: SMASH THE LIKE
Looking back from 3 years ago on lazarbeams channel
Nobody
Just nobody
Loving when he says pigs exploding
Why would get promoted by dollar shave club when all your fans haven't hit puberty?
Kyle the Krocodile as we can tell from an alligator smoking a blunt
HE KNOWS! RUN! LET UR CHILD LEGS CARRY U!
Kyle the Krocodile im actually in the middle of puberty
Kyle the Krocodile same
TanWhiteBoi 63 Why am I even here
Quote of the day: "Smash those stegasaurases" Tf is that? Idk how to spell
Lazarbeam can be the new deadpool
WolfieTvlog bro you so funny
Lazarbeam:absolutely yes
Me: we do love him
2020. Still waiting for shaving butter on toast. Lannan. Remember.
@Dion Alexandre Don't worry, I've already commented that on another video 😉
Ok I think this is stolen
I didn't get any ads Lannan
what about the minute long one at the start?
LazarBeam WHERES THE SKIP BUTTON
LazarBeam I bet you wont reply to this
Clorox Bleach what is wrong with you?????
WorstUA-camr 117 jokes
2020 and im still waiting for shave butter on toast
2019 u lying b***h
5:19: 65 million years ago, Pangea. This was one of the largest mass murders in the history of Earth. On the prehistoric soccer field, a population of 20+ compys were hiding on the open field. Before they could see it coming, the terrorist group Crappy Explosive Penguins launched onto the field, with multiple suicide bombing penguins on the frontline. Explosions erupted around the soccer ball, as little bits of compy and penguin flying everywhere.
And also, compared to the penguins, those are some big ass compys
I love the line “imagine that brachiosaurus is lazarbeam trying to eat a sandwich
I love lazar so much that i just sat through the entire beginning. What is happening to me?
Nothing.
Speaking of razor blades did you know if you say
"raise up lights" slowly you just said
"Razor blades in a Australian accent ((: thank me by leaving a like
Legend says to this day PETA is still trying to recover from this mass loss of animals.
Lazar beam your channel is viewed by 12 year olds you think we need a razor
EmeraldSavage including u with mine craft name
Dank Memes Of Dank Dreams actually my grandfather found a emerald and gave it to me and he died so I named my account after the gift
EmeraldSavage how sad
EmeraldSavage "we"
Bullshit, why do people keep making pathetic excuses for a fucking comment
“10 thousand likes I’ll put it on toast” (currently 67K)
I guess you can call a kamikaze kangaroo a kamikazaroo. Am I right lads or am I right lads?
Right, mate
You mean the...
Kazoo?
you are right lad.
Lad is always right. All hail lad!
Get out
7:31
no, it's like lazarbeam stepping on ad revenue
9:37 THE GAMES HAS BEGUUUUuUN!
Me: *turns on the video to a random spot*
LazarBeam: "All the ballsacks are on fire!"
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahhahahahhahahah
Name of company-Dollar Shave Club
Costs-5 Dollars
Me: but it said a dollar!!!
@T Weeb The Gamer OOF OK I'm an idiot
How did i not find this majesty until now
10 000 likes and I'll put the butter on toast. *likes the video, then realises the video has 22k likes anyway*
Nice
Relatable...
Me like dis
51 now
Lol
he said dollar shave club 8 times in 1 minute and 30 seconds
Warbling Wombat Dont blame em When Someone is giving you Money you fucking Treat em like gods
Shaving butter toast
Laser beam eating it
Um like so he sees this😂
Because it will prob kill him or something😂😂
No one
Lazerbeam: promoting dollar shave club to little kids
Pretty sure that's Lazarbeam 's mind
Put that butter stuff on toast we got past 10k likes
we have finally found Steve Irwin's nephew UwU
MORE LIKE DIS PLS. I know a lot about dinosaurs bc I loved dinosaurs when I was very young
Whenever I'm bored I love to watch a lazarbeam video and see what dumb stuff he does
The 10k likes is hit........ good luck lannan
“10k likes I’ll put it on toast”
2020: 103k likes... PAY UP
Me to
Dino:'steps on all animal's'
Lazerbeam:'pauses'
10 seconds later
Lazerbeam:kricky
4:57 lmao😂
2020 still wating for bread with shaving cream
And the happy cow.
The "nut sacs" are actually called dimetradons buuuut but sacs is close enough
“Dimetrodon”
7:28 was so relatable
Go get the toast
Btchosarous discovered by lazarbeam
100k likes
Butter now
Best game ever even better than fotnite memes😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Omg everyone like this so he'll eat it on toast lol
Who watched this in 2019 and says "Includes Paid Promotion" and said it was because of Minecraft.
@Andrew Obermier l
No one said that shit
GET TOUR TOAST LAZAR U GOT TO EAT IT
like so he sees
7:55-8:27 literally was crying I couldn’t stop laughing
Same
RIP penguins 🐧
2020 anyone and u said 10k likes and you'll try it on toast u have 77k
@William A it's a joke dude
When ur sponsored by a shave company but ur viewers are 12
Vid starts at 1:29
8:05 it doesn’t even sound like Lazarbeam
It 2022 and still haven’t put butter on toast
When did a prepubescent teen takeover lazarbeam's channel??
for no reason.... YEET!
Is there such thing as cooked seagull revenge butch
There called *Ballsackiosaurous*
Where the toast??? (2019 btw)
10:42 here comes PETA
PETA would not approve of this.
That’s where you’re wrong. They do this daily :) lol
You must hate life.
Who else is waiting for him.too eat the shaving butter on toast?
I didn't even watch the vid yet..
Penguins?
3:42 is it just me or is that funny
Only bloody legends can like this can comment
TOAST TOAST TOAST TOAST
Tosssssssssssssst
Cheers to lazarbeam he’s true blue