From Combat to Comedy: Veteran Reacts to Funny Military TikToks

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  • @HunterDragconusAngelus
    @HunterDragconusAngelus 6 місяців тому +168

    Fun fact, the fabric of those dress uniforms are made out of heavy wool fabric over here in britain. Also it was in the middle of that 40 degree (Celsius) heat wave we had so yeah, understandable that guy passed out from heat stroke. That ended up on the national news over here and forced the military to change the rules about dress parades during summer because the public got angry about it.

    • @EchoARC6895
      @EchoARC6895 6 місяців тому +3

      it looked like it rained wouldnt it be hotter

    • @HunterDragconusAngelus
      @HunterDragconusAngelus 6 місяців тому +2

      @@EchoARC6895 Not sure. Probably. All I remember was what I saw on the news when they covered it.

    • @WendyMalfoy
      @WendyMalfoy 5 місяців тому

      The rocket went like↗️↘️🌠weee boom!

  • @darrylstark9259
    @darrylstark9259 6 місяців тому +187

    Imagine spending hours polishing your dress shoes to a mirror shine, passing out, then waking up to discover they dragged you through gravel.

    • @samsvintagerepairs867
      @samsvintagerepairs867 6 місяців тому +11

      That's exactly what I was thinking about. Those Royal armed forces fellas shine them to a mirror shine, and spend alot of effort to keep them that way. 😅🤣 I was also thinking about possible damage to the cuffs of the pants, as I can imagine dragging the boots and pants across concrete will cause irreparable damage.

    • @Kinsky91
      @Kinsky91 6 місяців тому +2

      It happens quite frequently, this is why they are taught how to faint standing to attention.

  • @Henry-g6w8d
    @Henry-g6w8d 6 місяців тому +337

    Remember the British guy has probably been out in the heat for like 4hrs so it's kind of expected and also nothing happens to them and they are dragging him because its easier to move him quicker

    • @ihavenoname1999
      @ihavenoname1999 6 місяців тому +10

      I thought he got hit by someone’s gun and KO’d em 😭

    • @crimson6666
      @crimson6666 6 місяців тому +16

      Yep the heat happens all the time👍

    • @thunderwoodsstreams7401
      @thunderwoodsstreams7401 6 місяців тому +9

      Not just that but it's prodacall to faint like that also helps to maintain image

    • @EvaSmith-fz9ug
      @EvaSmith-fz9ug 6 місяців тому +8

      Surprisingly this happens a lot but there is a certain way they are trained to faint while in formation

    • @jameshornsby506
      @jameshornsby506 6 місяців тому

      You guys apparently never served you do get article 15 doesn't matter what the condition was just can't do the during a service

  • @djeeno
    @djeeno 6 місяців тому +35

    that look that seesawed between "that's stupid" and "that's effin brilliant, kid is a genius" had me coughing with laughter.

  • @scottstout7595
    @scottstout7595 6 місяців тому +16

    “He may be a spitter, but he ain’t no quitter” -Narrator 2024. Hands down my new favorite thing ever said

  • @lunadabree1296
    @lunadabree1296 6 місяців тому +146

    Narrator never stole anything, he just utilized Strategic Transportation of Equipment to Alternative Locations.

    • @kaiberuss
      @kaiberuss 6 місяців тому +14

      i was looking for this. strategically transfer equipment to alternative locations, aka s.t.e.a.l fucking love the fat electrician

    • @Platinum_Band
      @Platinum_Band 6 місяців тому +7

      Fat Electrician for the win

    • @garrettherman405
      @garrettherman405 6 місяців тому +5

      Fellow electron man fan

    • @mightyocelot
      @mightyocelot 6 місяців тому +3

      Was going to comment this, but looks like you beat me to the punch by 8 hours

    • @ViKing_Storm805
      @ViKing_Storm805 6 місяців тому +1

      being a wisconsinite i had his temper temper big whisky shirt preordered, love that dude

  • @wizard_king23
    @wizard_king23 6 місяців тому +8

    6:05 the fact that narrator went from laughing for panicking for cover in the next second is hilarious

  • @themorningstar126
    @themorningstar126 6 місяців тому +60

    3:20 The soldier over here are actually told that, if they feel like they are overheating or about to pass out, do it where you stand. easier to move and doesn't show disrespect

    • @codyburris9327
      @codyburris9327 6 місяців тому +6

      I’m not from there but I have done my research and this is true for all things like this because unlike any other country the UK understand that it actually gets hot in the summer and you can have heatstrokes in clothes like that

  • @angrymater13la
    @angrymater13la 6 місяців тому +9

    I absolutely love how you put that. Tactically Aquired lmfao

  • @tridentuk6885
    @tridentuk6885 6 місяців тому +8

    One of the proudest moments of my military career was stealing the blue light from the Royal Military Police Land Rover that the 2 MPs deployed with us had, as their lil bitta power. They threatened to send us all home from a training EX in France. All 300 of us. We hid the thing in the Lt Col's vehicle, which was of course never checked. That same blue light is now in the Bn's Sgt's Mess as a trophy.

  • @Pierce-lz7kv
    @Pierce-lz7kv 6 місяців тому +55

    OMG I love your editor, that man understands how to get people howling laughing like me 😂😂😂

    • @YW2324
      @YW2324 6 місяців тому +1

      Keep up the good work 👍🏻

  • @badgerius1
    @badgerius1 6 місяців тому +21

    My father would tell the stories of the guys who'd pass out after 6 hours at attention in summer on the Manitoba plains: They'd leave them where they landed. Just step over them as if they weren't there.

  • @spencerpearson1321
    @spencerpearson1321 6 місяців тому +11

    1:07 that’s gotta be one of my favorite angry cops clips of all time.

  • @Quinmcgaming
    @Quinmcgaming 6 місяців тому +14

    Never in my life have I witnessed such a elegant Lawn Dart during a ceremony like that British Soldier Lawn darted…

  • @KronoWolfVt
    @KronoWolfVt 6 місяців тому +12

    I have been in the National Guard for 10 years and can still relate to most of everything that you say my guy E-4 mafia all the way

  • @colorfulhumor4724
    @colorfulhumor4724 Місяць тому +3

    8:15
    "i didnt steal. i just Strategically Transferred Equipment to an Alternate Location.."

  • @Saint_Juniper
    @Saint_Juniper 6 місяців тому +50

    GET UP PEOPLE NARRATOR IS HERE

  • @MonumentToSin
    @MonumentToSin 6 місяців тому +7

    I was in marching band in Texas, standing outside in 100+ heat led to many fainting spells. The best/worst part was that it was so normalized that people didn't even flinch if someone fainted at parade rest, and then it would take a minute before the director noticed the limp body on the field and ordered someone in the pit to drag them off haha. And if they fainted during a set? We marched right over the body until there was a break between songs, and then once again, someone from the pit would drag them off the field 😂

    • @shadowknight7133
      @shadowknight7133 6 місяців тому +2

      I get it our heat is really bad including one day it will be 100+ and the next day it will be cold as hell

    • @kaydencemcclain4578
      @kaydencemcclain4578 3 місяці тому +1

      I get it too, I was a saber guard for my Highschool JROTC and we had to march out in the 100+ heat for 5+ hours in downtown El Paso. I was struggling 🥵

    • @shadowknight7133
      @shadowknight7133 3 місяці тому +1

      @kaydencemcclain4578 I love A/C so much

  • @bigguy32150
    @bigguy32150 6 місяців тому +6

    Like legit that last video, it is a close way to measure things. I work as a security officer, and I used to check knives, and my hand is about 3.2 inches from 1 side of my palm to the other, so I'd use my palm to check the knives

  • @valormarigold4012
    @valormarigold4012 6 місяців тому +3

    YES! I finally found someone who still appreciates the Harlem shake! You and the boys should do one of those skits.

  • @ethangraber247
    @ethangraber247 4 місяці тому +1

    that 1% of the army makes me kinda want to join, but then i remember the other 99% and go "yeah no i dont wanna do that" but i do appreciate you're and other veterans service

  • @republicf-105thunderchief8
    @republicf-105thunderchief8 6 місяців тому +30

    That poor British marine passed out 😂😂

    • @enderwolfg1033
      @enderwolfg1033 6 місяців тому +1

      Not a marine

    • @echo_94
      @echo_94 6 місяців тому +2

      Pretty sure the Royal Marines, wear the white covers

  • @Jack-o-smasher
    @Jack-o-smasher 6 місяців тому +6

    The first 20 seconds is a getting ready speed run.

  • @DOOM_rabit
    @DOOM_rabit 6 місяців тому +16

    Brittish soldiers will often have to stand until they pass out so often there is no punishment and they are actually trained on how to fall without hurting themselves when there unconscious.

  • @angrymater13la
    @angrymater13la 6 місяців тому +5

    DO NOT lock your knees in formation or you will eat grass like he did lol

  • @justinkasica
    @justinkasica 6 місяців тому +3

    I think you would get a kick out of the Navy’s “Battle Stations”. It’s our final test for boot camp and it was a blast.

  • @Davisjackson-rl2nb
    @Davisjackson-rl2nb 6 місяців тому +40

    In the UK you have to stand until you pass out that's why they're dragging him

    • @God_ofVoid
      @God_ofVoid 6 місяців тому +3

      It’s not that it’s just because one it’s really really hot over there sometimes so they pass out of the heat and like the suit might tight or something like that so they get heatstroke and basically pass out and no matter what if you’re about to pass out you have to keep on standing until it happens. They might grab you from the feet and the arms or they might just drag you.

    • @Davisjackson-rl2nb
      @Davisjackson-rl2nb 6 місяців тому

      @@God_ofVoid cool thanks for telling me

  • @karlmudd9966
    @karlmudd9966 6 місяців тому +3

    Love your videos 👌🏻 but also your editor is the hero behind the scenes think his little pop ups are awesome 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

  • @lonefighterpilot
    @lonefighterpilot 2 місяці тому

    “Tactically acquired” gave me waaay to many flashbacks than I’d like to admit

  • @KingofKarnies
    @KingofKarnies 6 місяців тому +7

    LOCKED HIS FUCKING KNEES!!!!

  • @AwakenedLotus
    @AwakenedLotus 6 місяців тому +1

    You know I like it when you pump it narrator 💀

  • @nyctotheus
    @nyctotheus 3 місяці тому

    As former E-4 mafia. "oh somethings missing? Give me about 10-15min." I will tactically acquire the missing thing.

  • @jonathanolsen6005
    @jonathanolsen6005 6 місяців тому

    3:00 I believe thats what one does if they are either overheating or cannot stand up for much longer. according to them, its better to fall down formally than sloppily.

  • @rattatoui2654
    @rattatoui2654 6 місяців тому

    Bro at 3:00 I felt that. He joined the knockout squad and went night night. Had 3 people do that at my yearly JROTC pass-in review (none of them from my school thank god) and THAT is why you don’t lock your damn knees, it fucks your circulation and after a bit leg no work and you take a dirt nap. Dirt eater.

  • @hoenir_the_silent
    @hoenir_the_silent 16 днів тому

    5:44 idk how it is now but when i was at rtc doing the chamber we had to do name last four and sing anchors away " i was in the last line out" and if any spit hit the floor you went again and cleaned the floor.

  • @Theycallmeyoshi1
    @Theycallmeyoshi1 6 місяців тому

    I remember measuring 6 inches (or close enough) a whole bunch for moving Warhammer 40K minifigs around back in the day, and we figured out that from the tip of our pinky to the heel of our palm where it transitions into our wrist was ~6 inches or whatever the movement speed fo Space Marines was.

  • @mark-allenwright2641
    @mark-allenwright2641 4 місяці тому

    “Tactically acquire” was one of my favorite phrases

  • @juliocaprio7972
    @juliocaprio7972 6 місяців тому +1

    Same here I grew up with Harlem shake being popular on UA-cam again UA-cam’s golden era where you could post anything without being flagged or having a UA-cam video you worked so hard to get taken down

  • @Big_biskieplayz
    @Big_biskieplayz 6 місяців тому +4

    Thank god narrator posted I was so bored before this

  • @Orion03685
    @Orion03685 6 місяців тому +1

    8:10 Strategically Transfer Equipment to Alternate Location. (S.T.E.A.L.) Shoutout to The Fat Electrician. One of my favorite History based channels.

  • @brandanlbarrios
    @brandanlbarrios 6 місяців тому

    I'm with you on the Harlem Shake. I was in a Blackhawk helicopter unit when we were in a humanitarian mission to Panama. Some of our pilots and crew chiefs did one that they posted to Facebook while we were there. It was pretty epic.

  • @lasarbeam8633
    @lasarbeam8633 5 місяців тому

    I was on parade once and was a commando being dragged with his toe caps on the floor, I feel so sorry for him as he needed to get them boots back up to standard.

  • @LurchTheTowelRack
    @LurchTheTowelRack 6 місяців тому

    I didn't notice the nose thing till you pointed it out. Plus, everyone gets them, nothing to be ashamed about! Just keep being awesome, Narrator.

  • @eaglerider1826
    @eaglerider1826 6 місяців тому

    At my basic training graduation we were told before we marched out not to lock your legs in formation and if anyone were to pass out do not pick them up . I saw dozens of men pass out after we were standing there for several hours in the summer Texas heat . No , no one got an article 15 .

  • @Nipplator99999999999
    @Nipplator99999999999 6 місяців тому

    6:08 - and I thought that I put the "special" in Special Forces...
    The absolute best part of that launch is literally the picture book printed down the tube so this doesn't happen when it has been a while since you last fired one.

  • @Fever42
    @Fever42 Місяць тому

    "If a soldier faints during a military ceremony in the UK, the incident is investigated, but a charge is not usually brought unless the soldier's actions or negligence made them unfit for the ceremony"

  • @brianhowe1982
    @brianhowe1982 6 місяців тому +1

    4:00 I knew a Marine that collapsed at a Memorial Day parade in full dress blues.. silver bullet and a page 11.

  • @WHERE_kenna
    @WHERE_kenna 6 місяців тому

    11:50 this is the footage of korean special forces, the 707 unit.
    thx for narrator for watching my country's military vids.
    always enjoying other contents as well!!!!!!

  • @jesusramos7629
    @jesusramos7629 6 місяців тому

    when the soldier fell, he possibly passed out. They are trying to lay on their faces to not disturb anybody for some reason.😅

  • @ryanlee3228
    @ryanlee3228 6 місяців тому

    I remember infantry school having to recite the soldiers creed, infantrymen’s creed, rank name ssn and weapons we were issued and the serial number

  • @dragonmation3027
    @dragonmation3027 6 місяців тому

    2:51
    I was at my first RCAC Annual Inspection, and 2 people fainted, 1 threw up, another almost threw up, and I had to take a knee because it was way too hot in there and the blood wasn't doing it's job. So I don't think he just fell, I think that guy was unconscious.

  • @lunethheart
    @lunethheart 6 місяців тому +1

    British military: we know these uniforms are hot as hell. We know people are going to have heat stroke. Instead of fixing the problem we are going to put in a specific protocol for if you pass out... =D

  • @staceybirdwell1439
    @staceybirdwell1439 6 місяців тому +1

    I'm not British, but when a guard falls its because they have no sleep and they are always on duty so when they fall they go to the hospital or to where they can sleep.

  • @ragnarrskulkrew6232
    @ragnarrskulkrew6232 6 місяців тому

    I remember a guy three men to the right and up two men from me in formation during our GRADUATION CERAMONY AT BOOT CAMP! I had to hold back my laughter so hard when I heard that 'THUMP'!

  • @davesingleterry3268
    @davesingleterry3268 6 місяців тому

    LOL, I still can't believe me yelling at a private on the tower is still circulating. ah...good times.

  • @DJRaevenHeart
    @DJRaevenHeart 6 місяців тому

    5:11
    At least he didn't eat the Chili-Mac for lunch before this. 😁😆🤣😂🤣😅😥😭🤨🤮

  • @monk-782
    @monk-782 5 місяців тому +1

    tactically aquire items got me😂

  • @Langston_VR
    @Langston_VR 6 місяців тому +3

    The British guy is like “sorry my quest 2 died”

  • @schulermarka
    @schulermarka 6 місяців тому +1

    Still remember when the newbie got drunk under-age and trashed his room (porno mags everywhere) smoked in full battle rattle for 2 hours

  • @Lemoncake34567
    @Lemoncake34567 4 місяці тому

    Watching British military fails will make your absolute day!😂

  • @edwardhorwood83
    @edwardhorwood83 6 місяців тому +1

    Also remember the British guards have to have mirror finish on their boots so dragging him has just scraped and scratched the f out of his boots and he’ll be spending many hours removing them

  • @Broadshore
    @Broadshore 6 місяців тому

    OMG! I remember doing the Marine Corp 11 Direct Orders for the Gasmask chamber. Hahah!

  • @jacksonlee6760
    @jacksonlee6760 6 місяців тому

    Narrator just seems like a living cartoon with how he acts and the amazing editing!
    Love it!

  • @droiduchien
    @droiduchien 6 місяців тому

    That missile around the 7 min mark is the new "side winder"

  • @WillBurton-o3h
    @WillBurton-o3h 6 місяців тому +1

    Much love from East Tennessee love ur vids brother

  • @3655bubba
    @3655bubba 6 місяців тому

    An MP pulled me over for speeding, while I was at a stop sign.

  • @OPLORENA
    @OPLORENA 6 місяців тому

    When I tried to get into the Army & did the gas I was more like the Infantry/“Queen of Battle” guy, but just a bit sniffly instead of drooling. (Also no matter which branch gas training is a must.😊) Meanwhile my disabled Navy man can relate - I think I mentioned this on another vid - as he painted in the rain. As always you’re content is awesome & wholesome.❤️

  • @CJTheSinger
    @CJTheSinger Місяць тому

    8:00 you would
    Strategically
    Transfer
    Equipment to an
    Alternate
    Location

  • @GAU-8Avenger
    @GAU-8Avenger 6 місяців тому

    Well now I'm just gonna say "your honour, I did not steal that item, I tactically took it."

  • @christianmarshall6250
    @christianmarshall6250 6 місяців тому

    Guy who passed out during the ceremony's shoes are fuuuuuuuugged😂

  • @severeflipper
    @severeflipper 6 місяців тому

    The guy who had the javalin fail had the rocket fire at him look near his feet just before it end 🫣

  • @christinapickup526
    @christinapickup526 6 місяців тому +1

    That's british for you, America. Your army looks easy compared to some of our forces

  • @Amren3694
    @Amren3694 6 місяців тому

    British guy probably locked his knee's and took a quick nap, they warned us about this in marching band

  • @briannewman5614
    @briannewman5614 6 місяців тому

    The ending 😂😂😂
    Only working with a handfull folks. Anymore than that is wasteful. Any less than that,tragic....

  • @InfiniteNaos
    @InfiniteNaos 5 місяців тому

    I think the rocket inside that launcher got jammed and thus the back blast shot it out of his hands and sent it all around him as the fuel cartridge was cooking off.

  • @julietmike1018
    @julietmike1018 6 місяців тому

    Yo that dude who rattled off the Infantry creed is a fucking force of nature.

  • @terririley4231
    @terririley4231 6 місяців тому

    I needed this so much, going to be working for the first time after having a big ass hole in my foot, that you couldn see the tendinit and i need this humour today. ❤🎉😂

  • @wethepeople4762
    @wethepeople4762 6 місяців тому

    “Shovel the snow every 45 minutes all night even though earlier in the day you guys unloaded salt…. That’s for the roads and we are storing it so it doesn’t get wet.”
    Me staring dumbfounded but continued shoveling….

  • @Th3Weirdest0ne
    @Th3Weirdest0ne 4 місяці тому

    6:08 the target was just a few feet out of range, so the stinger (I hope that's what it is, if not please laugh at me being dumb) fired itself to get within range.

  • @herrskeletal3994
    @herrskeletal3994 6 місяців тому

    I was once on a newly asphalted parade square for 3 hours as an army cadet (think boy scouts sponsored by the Canadian forces) and out of the corner of my eye I could see cadets taking a knee due to heat and the next thing I know Im laying at the back of the parade square and my face hurt. I thundered in and didnt even know it that happening.

  • @kalebbuckellew8934
    @kalebbuckellew8934 6 місяців тому

    Dude likes to strategically transfer equipment to an alternate location.

  • @jefftucker975
    @jefftucker975 6 місяців тому +1

    British guy faceplanting talk about "falling out" of formation.

  • @RallyChamp9524
    @RallyChamp9524 6 місяців тому

    Yes a Military meme with the funny Lee Evan’s in it funny as f**k and @Narrator your editor done good on this one 5:54 also love these videos

  • @jhbjmay22
    @jhbjmay22 6 місяців тому

    That happened to my brother at his BC Graduation Ceremony along with like 10 others

  • @jstChase
    @jstChase 6 місяців тому

    Man, I know what you mean by the stuff you "wanted" to do while you were in. Then you see a video and like "Ah, I wish I could do it over." But once you're in, after those 1st 2ish years, you're just so burnt out, unmotivated, and done with it all. 😂

  • @robertmcc5724
    @robertmcc5724 20 днів тому

    5:54 the missile does NOT know where it is at all times

  • @justinchapman5707
    @justinchapman5707 6 місяців тому

    3:08 “why’d you love your knees, private?”

  • @Mark-iz9lr
    @Mark-iz9lr 6 місяців тому

    Good video, Narrator! Thank you for the video and I hope that you have fun with the rest of the boys when making new videos. Stay safe!

  • @shinigamiking69
    @shinigamiking69 6 місяців тому

    Definition of STEAL= to STRATEGICALLY TRANSFER EQUIPMENT to ALTERNATIVE LOCATIONS

  • @jadoy2762
    @jadoy2762 6 місяців тому

    We just happen to tactically acquire random items Got me dying

  • @WittyWhitmire
    @WittyWhitmire 6 місяців тому

    Current active Army.....That rubber chicken did and would kill me LOL

  • @beastpunisher421
    @beastpunisher421 6 місяців тому

    6:33 either the front transport cap was on or the rocket jammed in the tube

  • @MrZman134
    @MrZman134 6 місяців тому +1

    People passing out in formation is always so funny

  • @Sydthesloth45
    @Sydthesloth45 6 місяців тому

    7th time asking to please take Nikko on a haunted adventure with you and the boys would be a crack-up to see 👀 🙏 😂😂

  • @qinugimachi87
    @qinugimachi87 6 місяців тому

    I too miss the Harlem Shake meme, made mornings in college bearable at times LOL

  • @arielrife3792
    @arielrife3792 6 місяців тому

    Ahhh yes, it’s not stealing, it’s Strategically Transferring Equipment to Alternate Locations 😊

  • @sazarmoose
    @sazarmoose 6 місяців тому

    Makes my day when you post. Love your sense of humor.

  • @_itskira_9241
    @_itskira_9241 6 місяців тому +2

    GET UP YALL! NARRATOR POSTED

  • @J.Low86
    @J.Low86 6 місяців тому +1

    Narrator is the best

  • @jrhoagland1823
    @jrhoagland1823 6 місяців тому

    For that stealing one, you didn't steal. you "Strategically Transported Equipment to an Alternate Location." S.T.E.A.L.😁