Thousand Sons when they brag about beating Space Wolves
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- Опубліковано 9 вер 2024
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You need to do one of these from the kanye alex jones interview
I have no idea why it's there but it is a banger lol
@@R005TERILLUSION Bro. BRO.
BRO.
That interview is going to be remembered in 50 years, that's going to be immortal. It's SO CRAZY lol. It's like actually legendary meme material. It is the artifact quality tier weapon of meme material.
Of course you can't post any of it because he makes reference to the H man often, but...
🙏 thanks for the shoutout brother! great video lmao
btw i have more of these cooking. feel free to use them 🤜🤛
"Yea, it ain't a one-way street, you son-of-a-bitch!"
That got me good
It made me spit out my cereal! And ironically some of the cereal hit my dog as well. She would have been so hurt if she knew why I was laughing.
@@search4wisdom 🤣
@@search4wisdom Don't worry, that's still way nicer compared to how ATF and Fauci treat dogs.
Alex Jones is unintentionally hilarious 😂😂😂
I think this man is a Warp anomaly. He seemingly fits in the ridiculousness of 40k almost perfectly to the point of it being eerie.
Alex jones is actrally Malcador before he meets Big E
He makes an even better DOOM Guy NGL.
The more of these I see the more I'm convinced we're in the dumbest 40K timeline instead of him being an anomaly.
Honestly, for fucking real being perfectly clear.. I love Alex Jones. I can't hate him because his following is evil. His performance art brings me so much cathartic joy I can't imagine I'd be nearly as jovial as I am without his art.
P.S. for anyone in the same mindset as me I'd highly recommend Alex Jones Prison Planet. Some madlad insane evil genius made death metal instrumental tracks and spliced his rants into them. Fucking awesome.
@@lucamckenn5932 Alex Jones Prison Planet owns! I hardly go a week with out listening to Crush the Parasites.
A World Eater would have bit the dog back.
They’d bite the whole pooches head off
🤣
call that a dog eater now
A Slaaneshi chaos marine would have...never mind.
@@daniel-zh9nj6yn6y nah...
The mixture of the music and Alex Jones makes me feel like I'm experiencing the flesh change myself
Funny way to say Warp Herpes
This is a tzeentch certified classic
The fucking part when he takes a hit of his vape pen with that song playing killed me
Someone handed him a bad lho-stick.
Feel the warp on your skin!
@@angry_zergling feel the flesh-borer beetles on your skin
this truly is a sad day for the space furries
WE WILL SPAY! AND WE WILL NEUTER! UNTIL THERE IS NOTHING LEFT! - Flashgitz
@@LeeroyPorkins aVENge Me BroTHeR
@@pyjamakid3982 BROTHER AVENGE ME!
NOOOOO! *poot*
"space furries" 😭😭😭😭
Alexius: You mean spilling blood in defense of the empire right?
'Ye' Westius: I love Khorne
extremely poignant
Khornebread be straight bussin ong fr homies no cap
Adeptus Westius: "Eldar did some good things"
Alexius: *raises Force Hammer*
"The Emperor doesn't care about humanity"
All I’m saying is the aeldari need to forgive slaanesh
POV: You are about to fall to Flesh-Change after getting wrecked by space furries.
AVENGE ME, BROTHER
@@XAVR_ Brother, I rarely say this but I fuckin' laughed out loud at that.
I'm starting to question of these guy is a real person or was transported to here from the WH40K universe via Warp anomaly.
"yes"
he's an actor, so you are mostly right
Maybe you live in the WH40K Universe, you're just early to the party...
@@unknown1creature I don’t like that
maybee, seems like it, people need to leave him alone, the more they poke the bear the meaner he gets.
I love that we get deadpan reactions from miniatures.
When it got to "feel the rain on your skin" and Alexius kept blabbing, I felt that
You could feel the flesh change.
I seriously need to know how you find the perfect clips of Alex for your videos. I can't finds any fresh new content of his crazy antics and priceless quotes anywhere
Have sent you an email with the process ;)
It gets harder when the censors ban him everywhere.
Unfortunately even the Lord Inquisitor Elon Musk hasn't seen fit to reinstate him.
I would also really like to see where these perfect clips are!
You have to be a fan
I don’t know why but the song in the background elevated this to a level that I was not prepared for.
Thousand Son sorcerer taking a hit off his vape halfway through telling a story to his Rubrics about the time he killed a Space Wolf's dog.
Amazing
“Colorized” LOL
man I almost spat out my coffee when he choked on the smoke xD
Classic stoner move, haha. I get the same reaction when someone gives me tobacco. Eew! Can't believe I smoked that garbage when I was in college.
@@korosuke1788 lmao what a time to be alive. Its funny my dad smokes and can't handle vapes whereas most people can and can't handle cigarette smoke
@@Polo1683Official I can handle both Bc my lungs are prolly fucked lmfaoo
@@Polo1683Official only did sigs like 3 times in high school but could easily inhale them and got a wild buzz lmaoo
My sides
Alex Jones and 90's-05' music mix so perfectly
I smoke 2 packs a day, this just put on 7 years back on my life
Alex Jones is the comedic gift that keeps giving.
The grift that keeps on grifting.
Shame some people belive his nonsense instead of just mocking it.
@Chairman Jao Bai Den lol
@@chairmanjaobaiden9394 none of us will be alive in ~40k years and there are currently no known psykers-_-
“No one else can speak the words on your lips”
Barry and Alex are national treasures but for very different reasons 😂❤
You can't have one without the other
Malcador to The Emperor
Perfect soundtrack for mr. ahzek jones.
I would like to take a moment and be thankful for the sublime music choice in this video. Simply excellent.
This is a masterpiece. I have watched it like 5 times and am crying laughing. Praise the Omnissiah for this possibility. Ok, one more time.
This is amazing man
Remember Thousand sons were fighting full legion, golden host, sisters of silence (counter pick) and titans. All while not fighting seriously at the beginning. Chads
And the fact that it only took one of their ammitara recon companies with a strength of only a few hundred to rout the entire first wave of space wolves and their Primarch, numbering more than 10,000 in strength.
they were absurdly OP to be fair, any other scenario and they would have destroyed the imperials, a highly disciplined army of beta to alpha plus level psyker marines (who hadn't yet paid the price of consorting with daemons) is an order of magnitude beyond nearly any army, i recall even the eldar being respectful and wary of the thousand sons during the great crusade.
If only Magnus hadn't been so moody.
@@DocJerky Russ*
@@papanurgle8393 Magnus*. Prospero burned because Magnus couldn't get his shit together lol
That background music nails it, perfection.
Sometimes you have to crack a dog’s head in. It’s not a two way street.
In all seriousness someone getting mad at me for defending myself against their dog would be dumb
The music made this so much better and I have no idea why
Every single one of your videos have me in stitches. Thank you so much for putting these out 😂
The music just made something that was already funny into a hilarious masterpiece.
This channel reignited my love and interest for the lore.
Remember when Info Wars had Lee Ann Mcadoo working. She was so fine but I am sure she was a secret chaos cultist but Alex never fell
Brother Alexius Jonus is the harbinger for the 40k universe merging with our own. That grim darkness is coming at us fast!
I do find it amusing that TS are less mutated and prone to mutation than the Dog Bois.
The music in the background makes this whole thing for me.
Emperor's Children brag about beating Space Wolves would be something completely different.
It's as if Jones is the physical embodiment of the Black Library.
Chapter Master Alexus is an orator of unrivaled skill
excellent musical choice. perfect in every way
there has got to be some great upcoming content coming out of the most recent infowars with Ye
I can only imagine lmao
The music sets the mood.
Get off my lawn wulfen!
I feel like the TTS line "I punched out one of his hearts! Why does no one remember that?" perfectly summarizes the TSons position in the 40k community.
The Burning of Prospero, by the laws of military logic, should have been the most one-sided curb-stomping in the entire Horus Heresy. The Space Wolves had every advantage possible - more troops, the element of surprise, a completely unopposed landing (the Thousand Sons fleet was gone, and they had no orbital or anti-air defenses), the assistance of the most powerful combined-arms force in the Imperium (the Talons of the Emperor, a.k.a the Adeptus Custodes and the Sisters of Silence, who are a hard counter to Psykers), an orbital bombardment, and a Primarch who was actually fighting instead of being depressed - and by rights it shouldn't even have been a fight. There were no fortresses in Tizca, no blockhouses, no bunkers, no gun emplacements or tank traps. It was never fortified, never intended to withstand any sort of assault. A large percentage of the buildings were made of glass.
And yet, the Thousand Sons made the Wolves pay for every inch of ground, giving as good as they got and in many cases even driving the attackers back before succumbing to the flesh-change from overuse of their powers.
The Thousand Sons might have been bookish nerds who preferred debating philosophy to combat, but they were also incredible badasses who managed to mount an effective resistance against a force perfectly designed to counter them, in the worst tactical situation possible for a defending army. I know it's easier to just say "Oh they got wrecked" because of the memes, but I will not accept such slander.
This is the exact level of rational & contemplative rhetoric I wanted to see from my fellow Thousand Sons fans. Stay golden.
I used to hate the space wolves for being dicks. With this revelation, I now hate the space wolves for being dicks, and pity them for being absolutely pathetic. Thank you for this knowledge, wise one.
Even from the Space Wolves perspective, they were witless fools. Assuming the remembrancer was a Thousand Sons spy. Assuming silence on the vox was Magnus listening.
That's warhammer for yah, the space wolves and leman are an unstoppable force of nature in melee...until that is inconvenient for the story, then they barely hold there own against fucking wizards.
@@kylesparks1826 Don't underestimate wizards, man. Psykers are notorious for punching above their weight class.
Besides, the Thousand Sons weren't *just* wizards, they were also capable warriors. Ahzek Ahriman himself once said "Astartes first, Psykers second." Sanakht, one of the best swordsmen in the Legion, went blow-for-blow with Lucius multiple times.
And even if you're a fairly mediocre warrior by Astartes standards, having a dude on your squad who can see the future, another who can project telekinetic forcefields stronger than void shields, and a third who can telepathically link the whole squad together for perfect coordination really has a way of leveling the playing field.
They clips are insane.
I want to check out the original clips, but I have not idea where to look.
the dark web
When Henry Cavill is in Warhammer I hope I HOPE TO GOD they bring Jones in as a sidekick character that reappears here and there.
Russ: "I still got your father's spine, NERD!"
Solid laugh yet again. You make gold.
Smoking some knockoff warpdust halfway through.
Excellent choice of background music
The music is perfect for this.
This combination of Alex Jones and the soundtrack causes rampant flesh-change in Imperial Citizens.
The joke is that the thousand sons are all soulless automatons piloting empty suits of armour around.
Perfect choice of music.
Breaking news! Filthy warp user beats up imperial puppers! How do they keep getting away with it?
The background music is so perfect
Primo Sorcerer Alexius Jonezilla 👌🏻💪🏻👍🏻
Keep ‘em comin Berry these are the shit
I'm ok with Alex Jones becoming the gene seed template for all, if not most space marine chapters.
I imagine this is Alexius Jonus before he became a Grey Knight.
God I love Alex jones so much, I'm actually crying because I miss his chaotic energy
He's unintentionally funny, but making up a bunch of stuff about families of shooting victims for profit is messed up.
@@jeffreymonsell659 You referring to your beloved CNN and MSNBC persecuting Conservative minors, Nick Sandman and Kyle Rittenhouse, with slander calling them white supremacists?🤡
@@cbbees1468 I don't think I've consumed more than 5 minutes of content from either of those organizations in my entire life.
I don't know Sandman, but from what I know of Rittenhouse, calling him a white supremacist does seem excessive. But that is irrelevant to the deplorable comments Jones made about Sandy Hook victims and families.
@@jeffreymonsell659 Alex Jones didn't do anything wrong questioning the media narrative. The facts on some of these shootings never added up such as Sandy Hook, Parkland and Uvalde. When you have a parent smiling and laughing at a news conference the same day his child died, that is even more suspect.
@@cbbees1468 There's nothing wrong with being critical of a mainstream narrative. But what Jones did was engage in a campaign of defamation of people who suffered a tragedy.
Everyone is going to respond differently to tragedy. And people laugh for all kinds of different reasons.
Lol.
The punchline is:
They NEVER beat us.
Bragging about a L but I don’t blame them as Russ is also a fool who got tricked by Horus into killing and pushing them away
No one else (another 1k sons flesh changes)
No one else (and another one)
No one else (and another one)
The music seals the deal.
Yeeeeeees!!! Keep up the addition of adding music to these!!!
This made me laugh so hard. Good job!
My sides are in space. The music is so perfect too.
You laugh but that dog was at the burning of prospero
The Natasha Bedingfield in the background really sold it
The song is what cracked me up
Alex jones is always gonna be my chad of the year
It was the music that broke me
The music!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Omfg the background music I'm dying
I sneezed. I think my brain aerosolized itself
The Natasha Bedingfield soundtrack makes this
Alex Jones is the 40k Captain we need.
Thousand Sons enjoyers after destroying the Fenris Successor chapter program that can’t be repaired bc the only guy who knew how to operate it was killed
The music is perfect
Alex Jones is so perfect in the fanatical warhammer 40k universe
Lmao why is he such a perfect fit
I didn't even notice the music until the clip was over.
The music was so on point even Slaneesh thought it was fleek...
The choice of music is truly inspired, lol
The song in the background made me lose it lmao
What a absolute legend 💪😎👍
The background music took this meme from great to elite
Love the background music
The song seems so random but I love it
The music made this one wholesome.
The music killed me. 😭
And that is how the first dog that bit someone had to go get rabies shots for biting them.
the fuckin music my god haha
Dude is probably that crasy man in front of golden throne gate
I don't play Warhammer but I fucking love your videos.
Dog: I’m going bite this space marine
Space marine jones: FAFO.
Lol! Poor dog was only following the Emperor's I mean it's master's command. Alexius Jonius is one of my favorite WH40K characters, but he is the antithesis of a Son of Prospero. Magnus' sons were scholars when not on the battlefield. Also Alex Jones (like the Blood God) hates Psykers! Well done mate, this one had me cracking up!
You obviously missed the part where he said he read a lot of books about history when he was younger
@@Anonymous07192 He might have read a lot, but he sure as hell didn't learn a lot. 🤣🤣
it's not everyday that a thousand sons can flex to others
I gotta give this one a chefs kiss thank you sir.