Reimu would be a very strange character in a dating game. Every single time you offered her dinner, and every single time you have a gift, she would accept it 100% of the time, and then you would watch the Relationship Bar increase by about a pixel, because she's accepting the food, not you.
@@EdgeLie Possibly. It's rather funny that despite being incredibly powerful, and one of the most important people in Gensokyo, Reimu's preference would seem to be "Samurai Bread-Winner", and we can only guess Samurai due to Meira, who might not be canon anymore.
@@AngryAragami Listen, from what I can tell from "Samurai Bread-Winner", considering that Samurai were often of upper class and rich, is that you need to be rich enough for her to never worry about money in her life anymore.
@@animeking1357 Most 2hu characters aren't gonna kill you for something like that. Yuuka definitely is no exception, she like messing with people, not murdering.
Ok but what if I walked up to Ichirin and said "I love you" then she turned me down, then I said, with an annoyed tone, "No, not you, the handsome cloud spirit behind you"
Worth remembering that Star’s idea of a prank is hiding bombs in something you have to clear away. She’d not only kill you, but view it as a joke at the same time.
@@koishishkomeijiJust tell them to go tell Komachi or Shiki Eiki to get his soul back since you need to bring a soul back so the person can wake up. They'll deal with the rest.
@@koishishkomeijiDidn’t Cirno have to get over the concept of herself dying for real eventually in an official manga at some point? Something about whatever natural force that keeps on reviving/sustaining them going away?
I imagine Remilia as: X: I love you! Remi: Oh my, well then get in the line for the maid uniform because you're not the first person that tells me that, (starts himedere laughing)
I'm contemplating how a lot of these characters would react if you just went up to them, booped them on the nose and told them "You are now a normal human, with a normal human body and soul, and no supernatural abilities whatsoever." A lot of existential crisis, I'd expect, with a good amount of immediately strangling you to death. Satori, Koishi, Shion and Hina would probably break down in tears with relief. They're the main reason why I keep thinking about the idea in the first place. And the Fairies as a collective would likely not change their ways at all and perish, with only Star surviving.
I feel like Koishi's reaction would be more along the lines of: -cute giggle -boops you on the nose -"you are now a satori youkai with the ability to manipulate the subconscious"
To be honest, I don't want a touhou waifu, I somehow want to befriend them, or make some of them my best friend, rather than going straight down their bottoms. And for some reason, I want to be best friends with Flandre, even though her maids and Remilia would probably not like it.
@@AnimanDude-hk8kt I think they would welcome Flan having friends if it weren't for the fact that necessarily means letting her out of the basement. It's like The Iron Giant taught us, the greatest defense from immense, terrifying power is befriending the immense and terrifyingly powerful thing so it understands people are good and it doesn't want to hurt them.
I have similar desires when it comes to Kaguya, her personality in manga is just moe and I would legitimately just like to be her gaming buddy and have long talks with her about her collection and life on the moon. I, also would want to talk to Kanako in hopes she’d give me utsuho level powers in exchange for loyalty and competence.
@@changvasejarik62seriously though, competence in what? Genuine question btw. Also Yatagarasu powers would drive you insane if you don’t have enough metaphorical empty space in your brain. They explicitly chose her for that reason. I might trod somewhere and look for better parents had I come at a younger age. I would probably say I would just look for somewhere to live if I magically appeared there right now.
@@Aaa-vp6ugit wouldn’t have to be yatagarsu power, basically I would want to serve as the equivalent to Solomon using wisdom and trickery to have her will be done. I tried going into detail but my prior attempts ended in my device crashing and evil algorithm bots deleting my comments.
personally, i'm of the opinion that flandre's more like an excitable sheltered kid than a murderous maniac, and that remi would probably be approving of it if it meant making flan happier, she's still her sister after all, though she'd probably have doubts you would last (both in a physical sense and in a relationship sense)
I could imagine her listening to your confession, looking at you for a couple seconds, and then averting her attention back down to reading the book she was probably reading while all this was happening
@@mintsuper_cat My favorite Touhou Cat, is Touhou Cat. In all seriousness, it comes down to Chen and Orin (Mike is just a little too recent to have the same attachment to). I had Orin as favorite for a while, because she was the bigger, sexier cat, however, there were a few issues with the character. For one, ZUN did not draw her with cat tails. I suspect her ribbons on her one leg was meant to be her "disguised tails", if I had to guess what ZUN had in mind. Fan-works and spin-off games strived hard to canonize her tails, even the artists ZUN hired to illustrate his Manga found creative ways to sneak her tails in and it seemed ZUN finally give in and allowed the tails to appear officially, in CDS and Lotus Eaters, where they are on full display. Where I was getting to with that whole thing, was that drawing a catgirl without 1 of the 2 most important traits in a catgirl, ehhh, unfair, but kind of deal breaker for me... I still like her a lot. She's very elegant and pretty, but due to her place of residence and her field of work... she might be a lil' bit stinky, as cited in Lotus Eaters. Chen, probably holds one of the earliest memories of Touhou(-before knowing what Touhou was) through old fan-made Flash animations. She is just a smol, happy cat, big smiles and that positive drive to try her best to be helpful to the people she cares about. Although, a lot of the exact same qualities can be said about Orin, I feel like all the cute Chen art I see, just puts a smile on my face that's a tiny bit bigger. (Also... that "PCB-faced Chen" tho').
I'd argue that Nazrin would be in the "definitely eats you" category because she canonically says in route B of Undefined Fantastic Object that her mice prefer the taste of human flesh over cheese.
now make a list on what could John Everyman do to not be rejected. Like open up a special market for Chimata, get the profit from that to bag Jo'on, subsequently Shion as well.
Probably not guaranteed to get romantically or [get freaky on a Friday night]ually with everyone by nature of the social relationships involved. It’s possibly more likely with friendships and such, but some choices are out the window, especially as the number of relationships John Touhou has increase.
@@Aaa-vp6ug i did say not be rejected, i didn't say be romantically involved. Maybe they're not romantically inclined but seeing John Everyman's commitment would stir up atleast something in them. Besides, everyone knows the first step to a romantic relationship is a good friendship.
@EinSilverRose Chiyari has a lot in common with the average Touhou player. She’s lazy and complains throughout her story and she also smells bad. Literally the most relatable character in the whole cast
26:15 why you skipped the mermaid? she was literally the only reason I clicked on this video in the first place... dude so uncool. she´s never gonna get the respect she deserves
Fantastic video, some of my favorite videos/streams are where you just talk about the characters like this. I def need to watch the full vod for this. May I become John Touhou one day
12:03 this story is my headcanon about cirno's levels of stupid. Not like hopelessly stupid/doesnt even know how to count to 3, but like, Doesn't think before she acts.
With this on the table, I think I'm mostly capable of dating my favorite TH character, if I just don't go and say it the way this video establishes. If the situation turns on the way, I probably just ask things about her, say things about myself and my world, what I like, and what kind of life I had before I pop up in Gensokyo (of course I'm talking hypothetically in this fictional scenario) I know y'all as touhou fans, and I know you all think we are cringe and all, and yes, most of us, but c'mon. Talking to a woman is a thing that everyone of you can achieve. Not necessarily at the point of date someone, but YOU ARE already winning in life by having a nice conversation with the person you like. Keep it all as a joke, but don't take things too deep or considering this a serious matter. In the end, you decide if you're cringe or not bois. Be confident in y'all.
One of my favorite hypothetical disussion streams from you alongside the incredibly long Roommate Sorter, this tickles my funny brain right Good job on the thumbnail by the way! It's been an exhaustive journey that's been fun to catch the streams to. Thanks for having us chat tag along
Would it change the result if i pulled a Sans Undertale and greeted them with a whoopee cushion in the hand trick first and then asked them out? Because I find it funny to think about doing it with Hisami and waiting for her to laugh only to be dragged to hell.
i find it funny how sans is known as "Sans Undertale"😂, but to answer your question, a lot of them would just be chill, except for a few like Rumia, if you are human that is also tewi would probably prank you 3 times via various tricks and traps before you even encountered her
The Roommate one was considered, but I felt with how many parts it was, along with the Sorter aspect making it hard to see progress when skipping around, would make it viewer unfriendly. I know this list is more audio than visual, but you can still look over every now and again and see things, unlike the Sorters, which can turn into me clicking without saying much
@@AspreyFM Oh thanks for the responding my question,and yeah you are right maybe some shorts clips like the Kaguya work one could had worked,anyways i love your content and hope for the next touhou tierlist or sorter,i will try to get up to date thanks to to the highlights.
Idk the game that well but i like the music. Id be unwilling to see any of them near me cuz they are crazy. Id be scared to what will happn to me if i say no. Dont let them think about me at all, im going home right away.😅
Sumireko might not be jail assuming she ages with the timeline. Fairies are debateably jail specially the three fairies of light. Chen should also probably be jail. As well as aunn and maybe tsu sisters if they arent mentally old enough?
I mean the latest CoLA (at this time) kinda implies she's both not in school anymore and also a hikkomori neet so I maybe she did age but sticks to dressing like a highschooler for some reason
@@YuumasLover-Zed Hey, you may still find new friends there. Actually, if I remember correctly, her gang is more so a massive fanbase than an actual gang, so you might find some like-minded individuals there
@@YuumasLover-Zed “her underlings adore her as "a way-too-reliable boss with nearly-invincible power." She herself isn't particularly attached to the idea of having underlings, and seems to prefer doing everything on her own. Perhaps inspired by their boss's attitude, many members of the Gouyoku Alliance tend to act separately and of their own accord.” - The Omake for Touhou 17.5 Sunken Fossil World
This is also a pretty Good breakdown of the general Vibe of each character And Man… It’s realistic, practical and makes sense per the Context but many of these are really Boring and lacking personality No wonder Fannon changes them so radically It’s the only way to make them work together to make Good entertainment Less Sociopath unhuman and more relatable sociable anime character It only makes sense
She was a ballerina on a subway train Stiletto heels and a candy cane Looked like a number on a station wall Hot on the tail of a social call I wet my lips, I thought I had it made Like Valentino with a hand grenade I made my move with my libido on She circled once and then she dropped the bomb She got the big guns pointed at my heart Bang-bang, shooting like a firing squad Big guns, she blew me away And I went down in flames
Now you need to do the opposite (If you haven't already) - How would each Touhou character react and accept your feelings (Or how would each Touhou character start liking you). Lol.
Reimu would be a very strange character in a dating game. Every single time you offered her dinner, and every single time you have a gift, she would accept it 100% of the time, and then you would watch the Relationship Bar increase by about a pixel, because she's accepting the food, not you.
She would probably have it increase, but only the Platonic meter, not the romantic one.
you saying it increases at all means you just need to feed her enough
@@EdgeLie
Ah, the classic "If it bleeds, I can kill it"
@@EdgeLie Possibly. It's rather funny that despite being incredibly powerful, and one of the most important people in Gensokyo, Reimu's preference would seem to be "Samurai Bread-Winner", and we can only guess Samurai due to Meira, who might not be canon anymore.
@@AngryAragami Listen, from what I can tell from "Samurai Bread-Winner", considering that Samurai were often of upper class and rich, is that you need to be rich enough for her to never worry about money in her life anymore.
I'm gonna comment again that Kaguya should reject you by making you do the impossible request-
but what if you had the knowledge that you know she has them all?
@@FectoStyle4433what are you gonna do then? Try to steal it from her?
Sends you on a quest to find the one piece
@@6-10s9 it isn't stealing if she asked to get it
@@FectoStyle4433 I don't think john everyman can do anything about that
My guy, my dude, Yuuka is my favorite Touhou. I ain't just gettin rejected, I gettin killed.
Probably by accident because she breathed on you wrong.
@@Aaa-vp6ug Touhou equivalent of Mazinger Z's Rust Hurricane.
If you picked some of her own flowers to give to her, that'll get you killed.
Probably not killed immediately though, but yes, definitely not a good idea
@@animeking1357 Most 2hu characters aren't gonna kill you for something like that.
Yuuka definitely is no exception, she like messing with people, not murdering.
Doremy would absolutely laugh but also say in your dreams
If she says that, would it be considered a flirt?
@@SuperSky951 depends if she appears in your dreams afterwards
No she would not appear in your dreams
@@EdgeLieshe would just drop in but only to make your dreams a divorce trial to troll you
"Which I will then eat, just as you get to the good part"
Ok but what if I walked up to Ichirin and said "I love you" then she turned me down, then I said, with an annoyed tone, "No, not you, the handsome cloud spirit behind you"
Unzan would blush and stutter but then turn you down
@@kingmidas8967 You found the one character that they missed
Worth remembering that Star’s idea of a prank is hiding bombs in something you have to clear away. She’d not only kill you, but view it as a joke at the same time.
@@Set666Abominae "teehee!" _does that little moe head-bonk thing as your smoking corpse slumps into a pile_
Oof, so she really does deserve getting replaced by Kaguya in that one manga.
Granted, fairies don't understand concept of death due to being able to respawn, but still...
@@koishishkomeijiJust tell them to go tell Komachi or Shiki Eiki to get his soul back since you need to bring a soul back so the person can wake up. They'll deal with the rest.
@@koishishkomeijiDidn’t Cirno have to get over the concept of herself dying for real eventually in an official manga at some point?
Something about whatever natural force that keeps on reviving/sustaining them going away?
Rinnosuke would apologise and say that he isn't interested in dating someone he doesn't really know.
Nah dude, Yukari would love me. It was revealed to me in a dream by sinister voices
That's Doremy fucking with you
@@AtJoee230 in what way
@@FectoStyle4433 yes
@@AtJoee230There are two ways this comment can be read.
@@serse8455 Renko-type posting.
I think Yukari would just say something like "I love me too" or "my name is not 'you'" and gap away.
And also do a little bit of trolling tacked on, because why not.
I imagine Remilia as:
X: I love you!
Remi: Oh my, well then get in the line for the maid uniform because you're not the first person that tells me that, (starts himedere laughing)
Oh ho ho ho ho!
Jokes on you I'm into that shit
@@hux0rd Thank you for making me read that it Remilia’s voice.
Actually I have a puppy named Remi so I can’t use the abbreviation.
Assuming i dont eat them instantly then yea this can happen
(It really depends if you’re an outsider or not)
After watching this, i decided to overcome my Jon form and become the Jhon Touhou ultimate form
Jo2n touhou
Wait then where does John stand in the Jon type power levels
But what if
"How would you reject touhou characters?"
depends on your personality and lore
i wouldn't
She would then threatened you or probably just kills you anyway and take your soul as bride (remember most of them are beyond Eldritch Gods level).
"im a minor"
I didn't consent
Very funny video.
I am hoping to see the sequel "How Would Your Favorite Touhou Character React If You Called Her Mom?"
Ok now I need to see this
We.
Need.
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I’m pretty sure atleast 40% of the characters will be confused
I'm contemplating how a lot of these characters would react if you just went up to them, booped them on the nose and told them "You are now a normal human, with a normal human body and soul, and no supernatural abilities whatsoever."
A lot of existential crisis, I'd expect, with a good amount of immediately strangling you to death.
Satori, Koishi, Shion and Hina would probably break down in tears with relief. They're the main reason why I keep thinking about the idea in the first place.
And the Fairies as a collective would likely not change their ways at all and perish, with only Star surviving.
Give luna some credit
I feel like Koishi's reaction would be more along the lines of:
-cute giggle
-boops you on the nose
-"you are now a satori youkai with the ability to manipulate the subconscious"
It's like their whole world get crumbled idk but I just can't lol, some others will find it as a relief
11:50 - The Letty monologue.
My favorite part thank you
Honestly that's my favourite characterization of her
It was even longer in the stream.
I feel like tsukasa would accept your offer and then ditch you in the worst way possible, which was her plan from the beginning
To be honest, I don't want a touhou waifu, I somehow want to befriend them, or make some of them my best friend, rather than going straight down their bottoms.
And for some reason, I want to be best friends with Flandre, even though her maids and Remilia would probably not like it.
@@AnimanDude-hk8kt I think they would welcome Flan having friends if it weren't for the fact that necessarily means letting her out of the basement. It's like The Iron Giant taught us, the greatest defense from immense, terrifying power is befriending the immense and terrifyingly powerful thing so it understands people are good and it doesn't want to hurt them.
I have similar desires when it comes to Kaguya, her personality in manga is just moe and I would legitimately just like to be her gaming buddy and have long talks with her about her collection and life on the moon.
I, also would want to talk to Kanako in hopes she’d give me utsuho level powers in exchange for loyalty and competence.
@@changvasejarik62seriously though, competence in what? Genuine question btw. Also Yatagarasu powers would drive you insane if you don’t have enough metaphorical empty space in your brain. They explicitly chose her for that reason.
I might trod somewhere and look for better parents had I come at a younger age. I would probably say I would just look for somewhere to live if I magically appeared there right now.
@@Aaa-vp6ugit wouldn’t have to be yatagarsu power, basically I would want to serve as the equivalent to Solomon using wisdom and trickery to have her will be done. I tried going into detail but my prior attempts ended in my device crashing and evil algorithm bots deleting my comments.
personally, i'm of the opinion that flandre's more like an excitable sheltered kid than a murderous maniac, and that remi would probably be approving of it if it meant making flan happier, she's still her sister after all, though she'd probably have doubts you would last (both in a physical sense and in a relationship sense)
Damn who made this sweet thumbnail??? they must be really cool and handsome and talented
Yes but Reimu's hair is blocking her armpits and that should be illegal
I can imagine Patchouli staring blankly at you, not a face of disgust or embarrassment, just pure emotionless
I could imagine her listening to your confession, looking at you for a couple seconds, and then averting her attention back down to reading the book she was probably reading while all this was happening
I don't care if Hina is a misfortune God, I'll will happily die trying
@@SeriousPotatoBot Respect for the gusto
We have to respect the effort
bloody hell
damn this man is thirsting for that misfortussy
Gotta get that spinning dollussy
13:12 I enjoyed the Cat Tier, albeit short-lived. Good laughs right there. _"It is the tier with the cat!"_ 🐈🐈⬛
Who is your favorite touhou cat?
@@mintsuper_cat My favorite Touhou Cat, is Touhou Cat.
In all seriousness, it comes down to Chen and Orin (Mike is just a little too recent to have the same attachment to). I had Orin as favorite for a while, because she was the bigger, sexier cat, however, there were a few issues with the character. For one, ZUN did not draw her with cat tails. I suspect her ribbons on her one leg was meant to be her "disguised tails", if I had to guess what ZUN had in mind. Fan-works and spin-off games strived hard to canonize her tails, even the artists ZUN hired to illustrate his Manga found creative ways to sneak her tails in and it seemed ZUN finally give in and allowed the tails to appear officially, in CDS and Lotus Eaters, where they are on full display. Where I was getting to with that whole thing, was that drawing a catgirl without 1 of the 2 most important traits in a catgirl, ehhh, unfair, but kind of deal breaker for me... I still like her a lot. She's very elegant and pretty, but due to her place of residence and her field of work... she might be a lil' bit stinky, as cited in Lotus Eaters.
Chen, probably holds one of the earliest memories of Touhou(-before knowing what Touhou was) through old fan-made Flash animations. She is just a smol, happy cat, big smiles and that positive drive to try her best to be helpful to the people she cares about. Although, a lot of the exact same qualities can be said about Orin, I feel like all the cute Chen art I see, just puts a smile on my face that's a tiny bit bigger. (Also... that "PCB-faced Chen" tho').
@@DanielRenardAnimation so in short summary, Chen is your favorite cat?
@@mintsuper_cat Yup~🐈⬛
@@DanielRenardAnimation nice
34:52 I think Fortune Teller goes into the "Inanimate Object" tier
holy shit
@@teddyrichard1488indomitable response
Yuugenmagan wouldn’t reject me stop lying.
I'd argue that Nazrin would be in the "definitely eats you" category because she canonically says in route B of Undefined Fantastic Object that her mice prefer the taste of human flesh over cheese.
“Yellower Reimu” might be even worse than “green Mario”
@@dymaxion3988 I’ve heard someone call shion yorigami “Blue reimu” 😭🙏
@@R·emiliaScarletwasn't it blue mokou?
@@fotismanolopoulos1098 I tried telling him thats shion but he insited thats “evil reimu” LIKE BRO WHAT??? 😭🙏
I love Utsuho and she knows it, sorry
Profile checks out
Username checks out as well
Comment checks out as well
Their breath checks out as well
The geigercounter checks out
Mini Alice calling for Eiki in the thumbnail is hilarious.
Also, you would probably be classed as Dr Disrespect
This can spawn so many comic strips "I love you!" "I love spring too!" *flies away*
I remember someone saying “Yukari will reject you by saying ‘I love me too’ or ‘Sorry my name is not you’ “
now make a list on what could John Everyman do to not be rejected. Like open up a special market for Chimata, get the profit from that to bag Jo'on, subsequently Shion as well.
Probably not guaranteed to get romantically or [get freaky on a Friday night]ually with everyone by nature of the social relationships involved. It’s possibly more likely with friendships and such, but some choices are out the window, especially as the number of relationships John Touhou has increase.
@@Aaa-vp6ug i did say not be rejected, i didn't say be romantically involved. Maybe they're not romantically inclined but seeing John Everyman's commitment would stir up atleast something in them. Besides, everyone knows the first step to a romantic relationship is a good friendship.
Tier list of Touhous listing tiers, very cool
Streamer hates Chiyari so much 😭
Chiyari is a good girl.
Chiyari best girl
@EinSilverRose Chiyari has a lot in common with the average Touhou player. She’s lazy and complains throughout her story and she also smells bad. Literally the most relatable character in the whole cast
Missed opportunity to put Fortune Teller on the Inanimate Object tier
26:15 why you skipped the mermaid? she was literally the only reason I clicked on this video in the first place... dude so uncool. she´s never gonna get the respect she deserves
He also skipped the explanation of why Shinmy would laugh and insult '^'
I thought that my alarm was firing off during this video at least twice, because i use some touhou soccer songs as alarm tune.
As hardcore lesbian Mima simp I would laugh with her tbh
Flandre just straight up killing you, i would not expect anything less.
愛してるよ、イビルアイ∑
Voice of the Hero: Do we have to flirt with a murderous monster?
[Give her The Look]
Narrator: ...The Look?
🗿🗿🗿🗿
Still gets rejected anyway
Okay there should be a tier where they accept just to mess with you.
Fantastic video, some of my favorite videos/streams are where you just talk about the characters like this. I def need to watch the full vod for this.
May I become John Touhou one day
Yukari the type of girl to say "I love me too" after you confess
12:03 this story is my headcanon about cirno's levels of stupid. Not like hopelessly stupid/doesnt even know how to count to 3, but like, Doesn't think before she acts.
With this on the table, I think I'm mostly capable of dating my favorite TH character, if I just don't go and say it the way this video establishes. If the situation turns on the way, I probably just ask things about her, say things about myself and my world, what I like, and what kind of life I had before I pop up in Gensokyo (of course I'm talking hypothetically in this fictional scenario)
I know y'all as touhou fans, and I know you all think we are cringe and all, and yes, most of us, but c'mon. Talking to a woman is a thing that everyone of you can achieve. Not necessarily at the point of date someone, but YOU ARE already winning in life by having a nice conversation with the person you like. Keep it all as a joke, but don't take things too deep or considering this a serious matter. In the end, you decide if you're cringe or not bois. Be confident in y'all.
One of my favorite hypothetical disussion streams from you alongside the incredibly long Roommate Sorter, this tickles my funny brain right
Good job on the thumbnail by the way! It's been an exhaustive journey that's been fun to catch the streams to. Thanks for having us chat tag along
The voices told me to help Reimu continue the Hakurei bloodline.
37/pickle, would be rejected again.
Thank god, Sakuya has mercy on me
Very informational! I’ll make sure to use this newly found knowledge once I enter Gensokyo
I swear, listening to the newest extension of the Letty headcanon makes up at least half of the reason I click on Asprey tierlists at this point.
John Touhou loves Mondays as much as getting rejected by Touhou Girls.
1:42 Same question here
Why would Reimu
Want to date you
In leu
Of other tuhu?
giant eyeball monster is my favorite touhou and i want to date it
oh hi
Great! Now Touhou fans can be rejected by fictional women too...
Great thumbnail, especially love the flower details on Joon’s coat. I’m glad you didn’t put Kokoro in barely any reaction tier, she’s not emotionless!
ME. I CARE ABOUT MISUMARU
Would it change the result if i pulled a Sans Undertale and greeted them with a whoopee cushion in the hand trick first and then asked them out? Because I find it funny to think about doing it with Hisami and waiting for her to laugh only to be dragged to hell.
i find it funny how sans is known as "Sans Undertale"😂, but to answer your question, a lot of them would just be chill, except for a few like Rumia, if you are human that is
also tewi would probably prank you 3 times via various tricks and traps before you even encountered her
@@HotDogGodornoconclusion: Tohicwaffel looks like Reisen
@@Aaa-vp6ug with the fire in the background behind her? yeah, i could see that
@@Aaa-vp6ugMe crawling out of a hole in the ground made by Tewi begging for help:
"You are not John." But my name is John 😞
18:37 There are no words in the english language able to describe how hard i would fold if Kaguya called me a 'funny little man'.
now for the hit sequel: which touhou character would play n64 with u
I feel like Flan would be flattered but would still kill me on accident.
I hope you make a stream about the opposite theme of this stream and also a highlight off the living aparment situation stream.
The Roommate one was considered, but I felt with how many parts it was, along with the Sorter aspect making it hard to see progress when skipping around, would make it viewer unfriendly. I know this list is more audio than visual, but you can still look over every now and again and see things, unlike the Sorters, which can turn into me clicking without saying much
@@AspreyFM Oh thanks for the responding my question,and yeah you are right maybe some shorts clips like the Kaguya work one could had worked,anyways i love your content and hope for the next touhou tierlist or sorter,i will try to get up to date thanks to to the highlights.
HE MADE IT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE
*Sees that the tierlist only includes the waifus*
"Girls?! I want to see men!"
Rinnosuke, unzan, and genji is there
@@Zarunawaybruh oh, my bad. Thanks didnt see them. But literally every 2hu fan when they get rejected "My beloved, why?" 😩😔
Cuz ur John Everyman
@@ZarunawaybruhJill Touhou
@@_HamlerI like the idea, but the Everyman pun is too good not to use.
Jill “Touhou” Everyman
clicked for how my Tougou would reject me, stayed for Cirno going "Mom I frew up" to Letty
Idk the game that well but i like the music.
Id be unwilling to see any of them near me cuz they are crazy.
Id be scared to what will happn to me if i say no. Dont let them think about me at all, im going home right away.😅
Every time I see Mimi-chan I keep thinking she's a blunt.
“Smoke missiles every day!”
@@Aaa-vp6ug Sannyo would get it
Do you even need to ask?
Bruh, Reisen II is a nice girl.
As if, I'm rejecting them
I've never felt older than realizing we're at a time where people don't know A Cat is Fine Too
12:10 yes cirno is 100% made from water
I suspected that Yuugi would laugh
Remember: if all touhou characters will reject, they will surely accept you in character AI
I’m willing to bet you got rejected anyways
@@Aaa-vp6ug you speaking to me?
@@CIdude Yeah. Also, Don’t take it personally, I was half asleep and mildly delirious when I wrote it.
@@Aaa-vp6ug oh i see, well, how dare you?! You makes me jealous a lot!
I imagine ghosts like Mima or Tojiko would answer with "I literally can't"
I have a feeling AT LEAST ONE would say yes
I remember seeing this video with the exact same words and commentary many months ago...
This turned out exactly how I expected it to.
However, I would try anyways given the chance
Wait, it's not April first?
No, if it was this would be a tier list of how they’d accept your love confession.
TWO HOUR ADD?
Anyways this video idea is amazing!
How will my fav's go?
"Dont confess to high-schoolers" an advice a lot of people in 2024 need to be told somehow 😔
we have finally reached the second golden age of youtube
Sumireko might not be jail assuming she ages with the timeline. Fairies are debateably jail specially the three fairies of light. Chen should also probably be jail. As well as aunn and maybe tsu sisters if they arent mentally old enough?
Yeah he did Sumireko dirty. I wanted an actual explanation like the rest.
@@Tycitron I think she would probably laugh at you
@@readthiscomment6748 Probably LOL. Though i don't think it's impossible to succeed, considering Renko Usami exists in the future lol.
I mean the latest CoLA (at this time) kinda implies she's both not in school anymore and also a hikkomori neet so I maybe she did age but sticks to dressing like a highschooler for some reason
@@Xenomorthian She just likes the drip clearly.
Yeah!!!
Was waiting for this one!
Rejected in real life and now rejected in the fictional world? Damn...
How do you become John Touhou tho?
But if I agree to join the Goyokou Alliance, then I have a better chance.
Of getting murked
@@Aaa-vp6ug Let me dream.
@@YuumasLover-Zed Hey, you may still find new friends there. Actually, if I remember correctly, her gang is more so a massive fanbase than an actual gang, so you might find some like-minded individuals there
@@Aaa-vp6ug Really? Where was that established?
@@YuumasLover-Zed “her underlings adore her as "a way-too-reliable boss with nearly-invincible power." She herself isn't particularly attached to the idea of having underlings, and seems to prefer doing everything on her own. Perhaps inspired by their boss's attitude, many members of the Gouyoku Alliance tend to act separately and of their own accord.” - The Omake for Touhou 17.5 Sunken Fossil World
I feel that a lot of these would have a 'Bruh' tier.
This is also a pretty Good breakdown of the general Vibe of each character
And Man…
It’s realistic, practical and makes sense per the Context but many of these are really Boring and lacking personality
No wonder Fannon changes them so radically
It’s the only way to make them work together to make Good entertainment
Less Sociopath unhuman and more relatable sociable anime character
It only makes sense
She was a ballerina on a subway train
Stiletto heels and a candy cane
Looked like a number on a station wall
Hot on the tail of a social call
I wet my lips, I thought I had it made
Like Valentino with a hand grenade
I made my move with my libido on
She circled once and then she dropped the bomb
She got the big guns pointed at my heart
Bang-bang, shooting like a firing squad
Big guns, she blew me away
And I went down in flames
Now you need to do the opposite (If you haven't already) - How would each Touhou character react and accept your feelings (Or how would each Touhou character start liking you). Lol.
Nah dude, the opposite would be how each 2hu would handle rejection.
@alttair17 that's brilliant
@@alttair17 Amazing!
That’s quite the dream.
The cope is unreal
Who the fuck is John Touhou
Kogasa can't turn me down if I already live in her house >:)
That’s because you stole my house. The FBI raid is 0.2 hours. Run.
Me: I'm sorry Reimu. I was practicing my love confession for Yurin.
Reimu: Who?
Justifies the reason why i play aniphobia
They would call me a stalker
Honestly I’d accuse Marisa of “borrowing” my heart 😂
I do love missiles...
Kokoro and Patchy are so relatable
Yeah i think there's not a Touhou character would i have a date tbh.
I mean, all those would be better in friendships than relationship.
Great Mizuchi placement
john touhou at it again..
*Jon