The Officio Assassinorum! The Vindicare Sniper!

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  • @Xaxp
    @Xaxp 5 років тому +1145

    Vindicare: Dad, I'm not an Eversor, I'm a *Vindicare* !... Well, the difference is ones a job and the other is mental sickness!

    • @minoreror9961
      @minoreror9961 5 років тому +71

      (It’s a TF2 reference if you don’t get it)

    • @kethos017
      @kethos017 5 років тому +59

      I love this! also: Dad... dad pls put my mom on the phone.

    • @SpecialKLSX
      @SpecialKLSX 5 років тому +16

      WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

    • @kevinbarber2795
      @kevinbarber2795 5 років тому +4

      Xayte I saw your comment on the Karl video, too.

    • @RamBam3000
      @RamBam3000 5 років тому +8

      Said in Australian accent, for some reason.

  • @RottweilerAK
    @RottweilerAK 5 років тому +1232

    Vindicare: "Off the pillar, then the side of that Chimera, between the legs of that traitor guardsman over there, skip twice off that flakboard, then boom between the eyes of that Chaos Demagogue."
    Eversor: "That seems needlessly complicated."
    Vindicare: "...all right, fine. You charge in screaming and flinging melta bombs in all directions and leaving a trail of bodies, I will wait until you are halfway through and shoot him through the forehead."
    Eversor: "Excellent."
    Vindicare: "At least we're not working with a Callidus this time."
    'Random Guardsman': "HEY!"

    • @martinprince7773
      @martinprince7773 5 років тому +30

      RottweilerAK 😂

    • @RedDuke03
      @RedDuke03 5 років тому +61

      I am greatly amused by this conversation.

    • @scottland8698
      @scottland8698 5 років тому +120

      You know what, a comedic book series about an assassin team would actually be great

    • @Elenrai
      @Elenrai 5 років тому +82

      @@scottland8698 I suggest you get your hands on the audiobook Nemesis from the Horus Heresy, its basically this conversation for 10 hours minus the comedy

    • @LordNithilus
      @LordNithilus 5 років тому +28

      This is the translated version. The eversor as heard by literally anyone else is: BLUGHUGHGHGHELE!

  • @GrugSmesh
    @GrugSmesh 5 років тому +852

    As far as the Kriegsman are concerned, the Vindicare assassin that was dispatched to remove Xaphan did absolutely nothing wrong.

    • @vandeheyeric
      @vandeheyeric 5 років тому +129

      Wrong. The Kriegsmen consider the VIndicare did something wrong by dying *in failure.* You see, sacrifice for the Emperor is good, but mostly if your sacrifice does something good.

    • @scottland8698
      @scottland8698 5 років тому +65

      Eric Van De Hey he went out fighting and shooting and snapping neck

    • @crypto1223
      @crypto1223 5 років тому +61

      Eric Van De Hey My interpretation is the Kriegsman don’t disapprove of the Vindicare’s failure, because if he succeeded, the Kriegsmen wouldn’t have had a years long siege in which to sacrifice themselves in droves for the Emperor.
      But your point is valid too.

    • @ubiquitouspanda4466
      @ubiquitouspanda4466 5 років тому +56

      @@vandeheyeric one assassins failure is a krieg legion repentance

    • @T0rrente18
      @T0rrente18 5 років тому +12

      they wouldnt aprove of any plan that didnt consist of charging straight at him with bayonets

  • @TeutonicKnight92
    @TeutonicKnight92 5 років тому +458

    Vindicare: one shot, one kill
    Callidus: a knife in the dark can be worth more than a thousand swords.
    Culexus: there is no hope against the void
    Evesor: paint the walls red

    • @donwebber9071
      @donwebber9071 5 років тому +28

      Evesor....what walls

    • @BR4IN1N4J4R
      @BR4IN1N4J4R 5 років тому +87

      Eversor: "You're always stealthy if every plausible witness is dead"

    • @DeHerg
      @DeHerg 5 років тому +16

      Infocyte: Hey don't look at me. I wasn't even on the same planet when he had that accident.

    • @kinagrill
      @kinagrill 5 років тому +12

      @@BR4IN1N4J4R That's the Moniker of the Assassin Orders. You only fail the job if you get caught. If there's no witness', then there's no one that detected you.

    • @Schnittertm1
      @Schnittertm1 5 років тому +9

      @@BR4IN1N4J4R Yep, the Steiner scout lances have the same philosophy, full stealth maintained if there is no survivors.

  • @TzhoOriatee
    @TzhoOriatee 5 років тому +305

    Vindicare: One Shot is all I need. Eversor: COCAINE!

    • @robertnelson9599
      @robertnelson9599 5 років тому +25

      Callidus: Incognito Mode Activate!
      Culexus: Go ahead, summon some Daemons, I DARE YOU.
      Venenum: Enjoying that muffin?
      Vanus: Your secrets are not so secret anymore.
      Maerorus: [REDACTED]

    • @S0renz
      @S0renz 2 роки тому +1

      Eversor: I WILL PUT MY PAIN INTO YOUR SOUL!!!

  • @barrybend7189
    @barrybend7189 5 років тому +395

    "Snipins a good job mate" said Vindicar probably.

    • @Xaxp
      @Xaxp 5 років тому +57

      Guarantee you'll nevah go hungry. Because as long as there are Xenos breathing in this bloody galaxy, someone's gunna want somethin ded...

    • @MrGemHunter
      @MrGemHunter 5 років тому +42

      feeling? look mate, you know who has feelings? blokes for sacrificing their wife's to slannesh, Assassins have orders.

    • @jehovasabettor9080
      @jehovasabettor9080 5 років тому +20

      Never heard of a Vindicar throwing jars of his piss at people

    • @Krisztus1Haver
      @Krisztus1Haver 5 років тому +22

      "... It's challengin' work, outta doors."

    • @Elenrai
      @Elenrai 5 років тому +10

      @@jehovasabettor9080 Im fairly sure the vindicar trying to assasinate the cardinal just before the siege of vraks, waited for it to rain then did his business off a church spire.

  • @deedlessdeity218
    @deedlessdeity218 5 років тому +309

    Surviving an assassination attempt like that, with those precautions, proves that you are in fact *NOT* paranoid, but instead just, merely, cautious enough.

    • @Rembanspellsong
      @Rembanspellsong 5 років тому +60

      Just because you are paranoid does not mean they aren't out to get you

    • @gokbay3057
      @gokbay3057 5 років тому +22

      @@Rembanspellsong but it isn't paranoia if they really are out to get you

    • @Rheeve
      @Rheeve 5 років тому +19

      @@gokbay3057 It is if you managed to defend against them before you even knew they actually attacked you

    • @TheBouregard
      @TheBouregard 5 років тому +36

      I still firmly beleve that nobody in 40k is paranoid... enough.

    • @Rembanspellsong
      @Rembanspellsong 5 років тому +10

      @@gokbay3057 that was kind of the joke. And you can be paranoid and have people out to get you, if you think that people other then the people out to get you are after you.

  • @captainpuffinpuffinson4769
    @captainpuffinpuffinson4769 5 років тому +415

    Master assassin "What's the mission?"
    High lord "Killing a dark eldar"
    "Ok..."
    "He is a pilot ace"
    "Well now that might be a bit..."
    "Mid flight"
    *o come on*
    "That hardly gives him a chance"
    "Ye... so should we send an evesore?"
    Starring eyes from across the room

    • @MrJulio632
      @MrJulio632 5 років тому +33

      I imagine the eversor just waving at him

    • @captainpuffinpuffinson4769
      @captainpuffinpuffinson4769 5 років тому +40

      @@MrJulio632 he was frozen while waving, and is kept in the conference room... just as an ornament

    • @Rheeve
      @Rheeve 5 років тому +22

      @@captainpuffinpuffinson4769 Definitively not placed there just in case someone and their company needs to.... go away.

    • @SpecialKLSX
      @SpecialKLSX 5 років тому +17

      @@MrJulio632 Eversor makes a slingshot, a really big slingshot.

    • @murderouskitten2577
      @murderouskitten2577 5 років тому +14

      @@SpecialKLSX and launched himself in the slingshot ? :D

  • @dominiquesavoie568
    @dominiquesavoie568 5 років тому +200

    Fanatics: "The great prophet was shot! Who did it?"
    Imperial Official Investigation Squad: "Oh, it was probably one of those Ork Snipers"
    Fanatics: "Death to the Green Skins!"
    Assassin: "Wait? they fell for that one?"

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 5 років тому +11

      If only...

    • @tariqahmad1371
      @tariqahmad1371 4 роки тому +15

      @Maintenance Renegade oh that's funny. Committing mass murder and blaming it on a bunch of orks. Perfection

    • @yaujj65
      @yaujj65 4 роки тому +1

      @Maintenance Renegade Just wondering, why do you have to kill the governor? Are you paid?

    • @yaujj65
      @yaujj65 4 роки тому

      @Maintenance Renegade Sorry, I thought you were the player but still a fun story.
      PS I didn't know you reply this quick

    • @Johan_the_Marshal
      @Johan_the_Marshal Рік тому

      Officials: "Never underestimate simple minded fanatics"

  • @internetzenmaster8952
    @internetzenmaster8952 5 років тому +384

    The Vindicare Sniper: May or may not occasionally larp as an "Ork sniper" at the order of the Inquisition...

    • @robertnelson9599
      @robertnelson9599 5 років тому +55

      Better hope the Celestial Lions don't hear you say that.

    • @TheWarriorofHonor
      @TheWarriorofHonor 5 років тому +40

      @@robertnelson9599 You mean before or after that "Ork Sniper" performed an headshot over 2 kilometer distance?

    • @harmen2456
      @harmen2456 5 років тому +20

      @@TheWarriorofHonor Throw enough bullets downrange and one just might accidentally hit the target

    • @midshipman8654
      @midshipman8654 5 років тому +30

      OFFICIAL INQUISITORIAL RESPONSE: absolutely and demonstrably false. The so called “vidicare” sniper is a most malicious rumor spread by the enemies of the imperium. Most “Vindicare” snipers are simply filthy xenos marksmen such as the most feared and pernicious Ork sniper.

    • @myth5588
      @myth5588 5 років тому +14

      What if the mythic ork sniper actually exists

  • @Mikazuchireborn
    @Mikazuchireborn 5 років тому +366

    Vindicare, better known by its low-Gothic moniker the "Boom, Headshot" temple.

    • @crypto1223
      @crypto1223 5 років тому +23

      Mikazuchi At least they’ll never be known as the 360 No Scope temple. That would be an abomination no self respecting Vindicare would ever associate with.

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 5 років тому +7

      "Sniping's a good job, brother" -Vindicare Mundaer

  • @adriannaranjo4397
    @adriannaranjo4397 5 років тому +219

    For all their strengths and training they have one weakness, red headed Eldar women

    • @kingjonstarkgeryan8573
      @kingjonstarkgeryan8573 5 років тому +57

      To be fair, that is mine as well.

    • @kevinbarber2795
      @kevinbarber2795 5 років тому +29

      Adrian Naranjo >red headed
      You had me at that.

    • @draochvar9646
      @draochvar9646 5 років тому +16

      I mean, who hasn't though.

    • @kraigshall
      @kraigshall 5 років тому +32

      Heritics the lot of you..... although....if you could get her to dress up in something skimpy.hmmm noooo slanesh you will not have my soul this day!

    • @CThyran
      @CThyran 5 років тому +16

      @@kraigshall *BLAM* ONLY A FILTHY HERETIC WOULD FALL FOR A XENO.

  • @pedrokantor3997
    @pedrokantor3997 5 років тому +292

    Ah yes the Vindicare, one of the few humans in 40k capable of seducing a Farseer.

    • @enoughothis
      @enoughothis 5 років тому +77

      You spelled Heresy wrong

    • @Seldonlair
      @Seldonlair 5 років тому +40

      *Bolt Pistol Racking* Don't worry. Blood is nature's white-out. *B-BLAM*

    • @theomnissiah-9120
      @theomnissiah-9120 5 років тому +37

      Was wondering when I would find this comment

    • @kingjonstarkgeryan8573
      @kingjonstarkgeryan8573 5 років тому +19

      *Sheds a tear* a hero to us all.

    • @GrugSmesh
      @GrugSmesh 5 років тому +26

      Love can.... BOOM! HEADSHOT!

  • @sk00b72
    @sk00b72 5 років тому +103

    9 year olds:OOOOH OOOOH OOOOH 360 NO SCOOOPE!!!!
    Vindicare:*shoots a dark eldar between the eyes that's in a space craft moving above the speed of light in just under a second* This was a good warm-up.

  • @shashwatbhattacharya9629
    @shashwatbhattacharya9629 5 років тому +85

    : eversore assassin enters battle
    Commissar half a minute later:-
    Someone for the god emperor hand this man a Snickers

    • @cracklingvoice
      @cracklingvoice 4 роки тому +3

      Space Marine Chaplain: "BONER ACHIEVED!!!"

  • @Le-cp9tr
    @Le-cp9tr 5 років тому +165

    “Dad? Dad, I'm a- Ye- Not a "crazed gunman", dad, I'm a Vindicare! ...Well, the difference bein' one is a job and the other's a mental sickness! “

    • @lekhaclam87
      @lekhaclam87 5 років тому +17

      "Just put mom on the phone..."

  • @project9701
    @project9701 5 років тому +194

    The Eversors is going to be hilarious, because I keep seeing Arch going, "and the mess, oh, the mess..."

    • @robertnelson9599
      @robertnelson9599 5 років тому +14

      Arch needs to see this so he says it in the video.

    • @NetMoverSitan
      @NetMoverSitan 5 років тому +8

      They'd give Orks what they want: A good fight.

    • @blackvial
      @blackvial 5 років тому +1

      Should make it a drinking game

    • @ObservingLibertarian
      @ObservingLibertarian 4 роки тому

      I listen to various vids in the background while gaming, I've probably played this one 3 times now, I laugh every time that part comes up.

  • @pierre-mariecaulliez6285
    @pierre-mariecaulliez6285 5 років тому +95

    Review of an Eversor action :
    "Did we get him ? Was the assassination succesful ?
    -I don't know... Do you have the ability to ID puddles ? 'cause that's all we have..."

    • @Zaprozhan
      @Zaprozhan 5 років тому +17

      He killed a lot of people. Maybe one of them was the target?

    • @Schnittertm1
      @Schnittertm1 5 років тому +12

      @@Zaprozhan Well, Eversor do practice the religion of piece, a piece of you here, a piece of you there, a piece of you everywhere and they are very well versed as missionary, bringing the religious enlightenment to others.

  • @KaiserAfini
    @KaiserAfini 5 років тому +135

    A Krieg soldier arrives at the Vindicare temple, sees the training program: "Eh, I'm used to it. When do we start any challenging stuff ?"

    • @gerbill13
      @gerbill13 5 років тому +26

      digs hole with Long gun

    • @fritzvoss5263
      @fritzvoss5263 5 років тому +33

      no true kriegsman would ever go to the vindicare. they go to the evesore and directly to the emperor in guts and glory. (preferably the targets guts)

    • @KaiserAfini
      @KaiserAfini 5 років тому +24

      @@fritzvoss5263 Evesore can't make happy gas mask noises, the filters are too quiet. One thing is sacrifice, another is heartbreak.

    • @Elenrai
      @Elenrai 5 років тому +16

      @@KaiserAfini The emperor protects. He shall provide! *Krieg eversor makes happy gasmask noise*

    • @HippoKing.MP3
      @HippoKing.MP3 5 років тому +4

      @@KaiserAfini what's this? Kriegsman is evolving!

  • @catsareevil101
    @catsareevil101 5 років тому +178

    One has to wonder how the preparation obsessed Dark Eldar responded to that surprise shot, but that was probably the point of the mission.

    • @robertnelson9599
      @robertnelson9599 5 років тому +36

      Probably sent them running back to the Webway, only to realize that they can't return to Commoragh empty-handed.

    • @jgw9990
      @jgw9990 5 років тому +47

      @@robertnelson9599 It's a shame the alpha legion went rogue. Siccing them and the assassins on trolling the dark eldar would be highly amusing.

    • @crypto1223
      @crypto1223 5 років тому +29

      catsareevil101 I assume it was either a massive shock to their system to see their ace pilot die suddenly in a place they felt was under their complete control, or they saw him die, went “Oh good, there’s a new opening for a promotion!” And continued their raid as if nothing happened.

    • @alex20na
      @alex20na 5 років тому +3

      @@jgw9990 Alpha Legion are still loyalists, not to the Imperium of Man but to the ideas of the Emperor. Anyway, the current Imperium of Man sucks in a way...a bad place to live in, I think even the Emperor would slap his face when he sees what's going on.

    • @Schnittertm1
      @Schnittertm1 5 років тому

      @@crypto1223 Why not both?

  • @TheWarriorofHonor
    @TheWarriorofHonor 5 років тому +58

    *Guardsmen of Krieg at the Vindicare Temple looking at the Training Programm* - " huh nice leisure schedule they have here..."

  • @Derinma
    @Derinma 5 років тому +61

    I want to enhance Archs' points. The assassins have to find "the shot" on *different* planets with different weather and gravity from huge ranges. They also not only have to not only use and shoot but also maintain a monumental amount of varied weaponry. Holy shit, I love this content.

    • @Hellsong89
      @Hellsong89 5 років тому +9

      Was about to note that gravity can differ very much, but pretty easy to counter, but what makes things difficult is atmospheric composition, air pressure and particles in the air.
      For instance atmosphere consisting gasses that have more mass will effect bullet trajectory by slowing it down as bullet needs to push all those gasses out of the way. Other thing is how much and what kind of light gets trough as this could effect eyes but also visual sensors.
      Taken single shots over distance of kilometers really is artillery art already and calculating all that is huge undertaking.

    • @adamredmayne1326
      @adamredmayne1326 5 років тому +2

      Yeah bit of an oversight there not highlighting the sheer amount of different shit on any given planet they have to account for.

    • @Derinma
      @Derinma 5 років тому

      @@Hellsong89 Now this stuff is what I'm talking/thinking about!

    • @michaelcoulson4014
      @michaelcoulson4014 5 років тому

      @@Hellsong89 as much as I agree with the logic there but what's easier to deploy lol

  • @jamesgarratt9334
    @jamesgarratt9334 5 років тому +193

    I would like to see a sniper sim where you play as a vindicare assassin.
    Like the Sniper Elite series but with more warhammer 4000.

    • @Hellsong89
      @Hellsong89 5 років тому +16

      Ouuuu that would be awesome! Though can your pc render 10000 orks+vehicles surrounding the warboss? :D

    • @theblancmange1265
      @theblancmange1265 5 років тому +6

      Needs another 0.

    • @TimberwolfJ1
      @TimberwolfJ1 5 років тому +5

      You need like two more 0's

    • @lyckokaka
      @lyckokaka 5 років тому +11

      If you think waiting 6 years in the eyehole of a statue sounds like fun.. ;)

    • @penelope9744
      @penelope9744 5 років тому +14

      Sometimes I'm very sad with how GW don't use their IP for more games and stuff. There is so much interesting stuff in the fluff that would make a killer game.

  • @cnlbenmc
    @cnlbenmc 5 років тому +68

    When your selection process has potentially more attrition than some Space Marine Chapters.

    • @S71xx
      @S71xx 5 років тому +2

      Astares 1 in 100
      Vidicare 1 in 10
      Retail 100% casualties

  • @Drdarktouch2
    @Drdarktouch2 5 років тому +338

    Vindicare: "Aims down scope" one shot one ki....
    What the Vindicare sees: "Eldar tiddys"
    Roboute Guilliman right next to him: "Click" Noice

    • @jonathanwells223
      @jonathanwells223 5 років тому +7

      Reed Drown delicious flat chest

    • @PressA2Die
      @PressA2Die 5 років тому +6

      @@jonathanwells223 Peanut smugglers.

    • @minoreror9961
      @minoreror9961 4 роки тому +14

      He’s got a turbo penetrator all right.

    • @terriblefurry
      @terriblefurry 3 роки тому +1

      So, vindicares have a thing for elder chicks then?

    • @myriad9597
      @myriad9597 3 роки тому +3

      @@terriblefurry Look up love can bloom. It's a fanfic featuring a career and a vindicare.

  • @ethantaylor9613
    @ethantaylor9613 5 років тому +36

    I’m reminded of the story from an old issue of white dwarf where a vindicare is Hiding in one of the impressive sets of gargoyles over looking and imperial garden for some high official who is on the chopping Block. In the end he is actually thwarted by a groundskeeper because he has worked there for 40 years and notices how one of the shadows is slightly out of place.

    • @HippoKing.MP3
      @HippoKing.MP3 5 років тому +6

      That is an amazing story holy shjt

    • @dutch_asocialite
      @dutch_asocialite Рік тому +2

      Even in the grim darkness of the far future, the butler did it.

  • @omgtwlol
    @omgtwlol 5 років тому +73

    Having a full automatic triger finger, assasins pistol is as deadly as a heavy bolter on steroids.

    • @scottland8698
      @scottland8698 5 років тому +6

      Konrad Pałucki was the OG vindicarie assassin Jerry Mickleuck?

    • @omgtwlol
      @omgtwlol 5 років тому +9

      @@scottland8698 That's classified, escort this man to the brig.

    • @xyxxanx9810
      @xyxxanx9810 5 років тому +7

      *Chaos-Warlord´s head explodes* Amused grandfatherly laughter from the next subspire.

  • @kingjonstarkgeryan8573
    @kingjonstarkgeryan8573 5 років тому +25

    Ah LIIVI, truly a hero and inspiration to us all. As he thought us that Love can indeed Bloom on a Battlefield.

  • @TheMatadur
    @TheMatadur 5 років тому +97

    You arch could never make a short lore video with a smile.

  • @toastertech1181
    @toastertech1181 5 років тому +51

    "sending in an full scale invasion.. or an eversor"

    • @Hellsong89
      @Hellsong89 5 років тому +3

      Full invasion force is easier and cheaper to replace, but takes more time and is not elegant as assassin. Eversor is utilized when you want to send clear message to someone and what to chance their decor towards red.

    • @toastertech1181
      @toastertech1181 5 років тому +3

      I mean recruiting, drugging modifying an single flesh bag is much easier than arming an entire army of em

    • @danieldeak9141
      @danieldeak9141 4 роки тому +3

      Hmm.
      This planet shows extreme resistance...
      Should we exterminatus theese heretics?
      No.
      Then what?
      How many eversors do we have in this Sector?
      Seven.
      Deploy all of them.

  • @lordcommissarspartan
    @lordcommissarspartan 5 років тому +21

    I hope the next temple is the Eversor. Hearing Arch scream like a lunatic for 45 minutes sounds like a good time.

    • @donwebber9071
      @donwebber9071 5 років тому +3

      Most likely they will be the last. Need the druggie nutcases as the final act

    • @lordcommissarspartan
      @lordcommissarspartan 5 років тому +1

      @@donwebber9071 I know, but a man can hope, lol.

  • @BeratLjumani
    @BeratLjumani 5 років тому +37

    He sees you when your sleeping~
    He knows when your awake~
    He knows if you’ve been bad or good, so be good for goodness sakes!~

    • @kevinbarber2795
      @kevinbarber2795 5 років тому +2

      Boris Turk surprisingly appropriate imo

    • @HippoKing.MP3
      @HippoKing.MP3 5 років тому +5

      I wonder what the Santicar Giftsassin will get me this year! *open present, gun barrel pokes out and pressed into my nose* aaaaw bullets again?

    • @BeratLjumani
      @BeratLjumani 5 років тому +3

      Chomplet King beats getting an Eversor and getting... Eviscerated hehe... I’ll see myself out.
      *Walks out door*
      WWRRRRYYYYY!

    • @phreakazoith2237
      @phreakazoith2237 5 років тому

      Robot Santa knows everyone has been very very bad

    • @martinmortyry7444
      @martinmortyry7444 5 років тому

      Ah yes, Santa Claus, my favourite Chaos God.

  • @GrayderFox
    @GrayderFox 5 років тому +95

    Man, I guess these guys are a lot more than just "that dude with the sniper rifle", huh? 40k really goes extra on everything. Ah, looking forward to the Eversors in particular. They sound like a downright festive bunch. =D

    • @ironstarofmordian7098
      @ironstarofmordian7098 5 років тому +25

      Festive. Yes. Festive...

    • @robertnelson9599
      @robertnelson9599 5 років тому +19

      Festive in the Greenskin sense of the word.

    • @muffincutting6020
      @muffincutting6020 5 років тому +16

      @@robertnelson9599 I have little doubt that Orks consider being visited by an Eversor as a great gift from Gork...or Mork

    • @Talon1124
      @Talon1124 5 років тому +1

      They just know how to really party.

    • @elysiankentarchy1531
      @elysiankentarchy1531 5 років тому +6

      Their WRYYYYYMAS parties are to die for yes.

  • @Buzzy_Bland
    @Buzzy_Bland 5 років тому +55

    _I am the reconnaissance sniper..._
    *_WAAAH_*

    • @pierre-mariecaulliez6285
      @pierre-mariecaulliez6285 5 років тому +1

      For those who don't know :
      ua-cam.com/video/nKlnzZEK4Kc/v-deo.html
      ua-cam.com/video/tiOM5ecFWW8/v-deo.html

    • @Buzzy_Bland
      @Buzzy_Bland 5 років тому +2

      Pierre-Marie Caulliez ...I was actually thinking more like
      ua-cam.com/video/_lxbdBQV11E/v-deo.html

  • @TheMauviet
    @TheMauviet 5 років тому +11

    "Don't you need guardsmen here?"
    Says the slightly irritated vindicare alone in the battle field holding entire armies of Necron, Orks and Tau away with his sniper rifle.

  • @scottlynch9842
    @scottlynch9842 5 років тому +15

    If anyone was wondering how the Vindicare survived for six years on nothing but moss and birds. Page 147 of Dark Heresy: Ascension "The spy mask contains
    cartridges of concentrated food and water for extended operations"
    Arch can have that one for free I guess.

  • @Lorian667
    @Lorian667 5 років тому +63

    Your "Minni-Series" is longer than other narrators long vids ;)
    I love it!

    • @robertnelson9599
      @robertnelson9599 5 років тому +9

      It's mini compared to Vraks or the Horus Heresy.

    • @Lorian667
      @Lorian667 5 років тому +4

      @@robertnelson9599 Well, true.

    • @NetMoverSitan
      @NetMoverSitan 5 років тому +3

      You forgot about the Wars for Armageddon.

  • @TsarNicholasII5437
    @TsarNicholasII5437 5 років тому +15

    Well the Vindicare is a fine tuned scalpel with pin-point accuracy, an Eversor is a man high on cocaine wielding a two chainsaws on fire

  • @18947ful
    @18947ful 5 років тому +40

    "... wrap up the video" ... when there are still 16 minutes left on the clock. yeah, thats going to be intresting ;)

  • @LordDoom10
    @LordDoom10 4 роки тому +5

    I had expected that assassin after the Sky Knife to snipe the Eldar in the middle of a dogfight. While in freefall after jumping off an Imperial Ace's ship.

  • @Alexander59059
    @Alexander59059 5 років тому +23

    God dammit a game where you play as an Imperial assassin would be amazing.

    • @muffincutting6020
      @muffincutting6020 5 років тому +7

      Give you the same missions but the options to play them through as each of the different kinds. Try and find the most effective way to do it like hitman. Or just fuck all of it send in the eversor.

    • @93Avenger93
      @93Avenger93 5 років тому +3

      Matt E heh, hitman style pre-mission load-out, but instead of picking gear, you pick the assassin temple to send. To be fair, you could still customize the gear, but mission approach would be dictated by which temple you pick. Play a traditional hitman style game with callidus, venum or vindicare, a more deus ex cyber-hacking game with vanus, or just play a DOOM style game with the eversor. Culexus would probably be like playing the killer in those horror/slasher games like friday the 13th or dead by daylight.
      The problem is the approaches are so different, most devs won’t be able to handle them all. Also, the maps would need to be HUGE. And by this I mean take ... let’s say the skyrim map, and make it possible to fire from the top of high hrothgar to the temple in markarth rendering all the way there and simulating everything over that huge distance. No computer would be able to run that kind of game. Because that’s the kind of shot a vindicare should be able to take in extremis.

    • @TheMauviet
      @TheMauviet 5 років тому

      The romance choice would be interesting

    • @CorvusCorone68
      @CorvusCorone68 5 років тому

      you can play as one in that Inquisition game, a Death Cult female assassin

    • @xgensean
      @xgensean 5 років тому

      The guys that make crisis would make a good one.

  • @013wolfwarrior
    @013wolfwarrior 5 років тому +22

    Ah yes, that guys hidng somewhere killing my my heores during the battle in dawn of war.

    • @IRMentat
      @IRMentat 5 років тому

      Wolf Warrior
      other than the bane blade and command team we did need a reason to play the guard :)

    • @93Avenger93
      @93Avenger93 5 років тому

      IMMentat you’re telling me basilisks and leman russ spam are not good reasons? Also if playing UA (and why would you not), titan spam to put the orks to shame, bloody Imperator titans that one shot anything and deep-striking baneblade-type tanks.

    • @TheGreatThicc
      @TheGreatThicc 5 років тому

      See, in the UA mod I have a great counter.
      It's called *massed artillery bombardment fron every available Earthshaker in the vicinity*

    • @lordfrostwind3151
      @lordfrostwind3151 5 років тому +3

      I remember in Dark Crusade I was getting ready to push the final part of the Tau stronghold, still bringing up more troops but was trying to soften up the enemy with my Vindicare, suddenly it starts the victory cinematic. Turned out the Ethereal wandered just into range right after I activated his special ability, from that day I never doubted the sniper.

  • @qtreis
    @qtreis 5 років тому +83

    *Failed to stop the Vraks War*

  • @gehrigcortez1497
    @gehrigcortez1497 5 років тому +18

    The Vindicare or: 360 YY No-Scope from the crane on Highrise

  • @benjones3466
    @benjones3466 5 років тому +4

    Commissar: "Did anyone get that xenos filth's number plate? What, no-one?!"

  • @harrysboylan
    @harrysboylan 5 років тому +18

    41.13 imagine what you have to do to get "more than one" eversor assassin sent after you. im pretty sure horus only had one sent for him

    • @kraigshall
      @kraigshall 5 років тому +1

      Ohhhhhh God emporor......I don't wanna think about that. Such action that requires the attention of two eversor.... How badly did you fuck up?!

    • @93Avenger93
      @93Avenger93 5 років тому +4

      Horus had a minimum of two. Too lazy to check the book, but one as a solo mission and one as part of the execution force is the absolute minimum since all clades tried at least once before the execution force of all combined assassins was sent. Though iirc the book states the eversor clade tried with several eversors instead of just one.
      And there have been cases when, to send a message, they unleashed as many as 5 eversors simultaneously on a target ... cluster. The command structure of a rebel guard uprising (because you don’t send an eversor to just kill ONE target) specifically, though by end they ended up killing the uprising. And one of the lovely fine chaps in skull-masks even survived by the end of it!

  • @horusthagreat1802
    @horusthagreat1802 5 років тому +20

    Are we ever going to get the tempestus Scions imperial guard video.

  • @cnlbenmc
    @cnlbenmc 5 років тому +11

    When Agent 47 and Golgo 13 just won't cut it.

  • @RevanR
    @RevanR 5 років тому +23

    The last thing you never see

  • @sidetracker3496
    @sidetracker3496 5 років тому +5

    What a fascinating video about Ork Snipers. I bet the Celestial Lions will be disliking this video.

  • @wert1234576
    @wert1234576 5 років тому +7

    "I don't count the shots that hit I count the ones that miss" - some edge Lord/vindicare

  • @derekdrake8706
    @derekdrake8706 5 років тому +4

    You can't spell Vindicare without "I care" ♥

  • @dinocha0s
    @dinocha0s 4 роки тому +3

    They should totally make like a movie or anime about the 4 assasins and their adventures, would be one hell of a series!

  • @Karagianis
    @Karagianis 4 роки тому +5

    That line about finding the shot makes me think. Was the Vindicare that missed the shot on Xaphan was taking that trick shot out of choice, or was the inquesition pushing him for a rapid resolution? I'd imagine a professional would have prefered not to take a gamble like that given the choice. But the Inquesition are not known for being as patient as a Vindicare assassin, so taking a few years to find a perfect shot that couldn't go wrong probably wasn't an option.

  • @AzraelThanatos
    @AzraelThanatos 5 років тому +4

    You know, the hypnotherapy might have other uses for the assassins.
    Considering the infiltration side of things, you might have a pile of things from it that are for different worlds and cultures so that the assassin can blend in for infiltration and exfiltration, along with different things about the specific planet to aid in things such as local predators and issues that could be for them there.

  • @flafi024
    @flafi024 5 років тому +9

    Assassins always hold the moral high ground!

  • @The_Real_Maxajax
    @The_Real_Maxajax 5 років тому +6

    This is an entirely legitimate comment with depth, in no way meant to trip the algorithms into promoting dank 40k content.

  • @Strongbeef_Hoofstomp
    @Strongbeef_Hoofstomp 5 років тому +2

    I love the way you tell those stories, like a proper storyteller of old. Keep on keeping on!

  • @toastertech1181
    @toastertech1181 5 років тому +3

    "shit has hit the fan at hyper sonic speed" best sentence thus far

  • @marley7868
    @marley7868 5 років тому +8

    Ultimate apocalpse lets you have three of them and they are amazing for the guard just park them at a nice vantage point you enemy infantry just poinks out of existance even heroes get taken out in a few shots love em

  • @saucemaster1527
    @saucemaster1527 4 роки тому +5

    "Boom. Headshot."
    "Sniping's a good job mate. Challenging work, out of doors, and I'll guarentee you'll not go hungry. Because at the end of the day, so long are there's two people left in the imperium, someone's gonna want someone dead."
    "Dad... dad I'm a... I'm not an Eversor dad I'm a Vindicare! What the difference be is one is a job and the others mental sickness!"
    "I'll be honest with you, my parents do not care for it"
    "I think his mate saw me... yes, yes he did"
    "Feelings? Look mate, you know who's got a lot of feelings? Blokes who bludgeon their wife to death with a golf trophy. Professionals have standards.
    Be polite, be efficient, have a plan to kill everyone you meet."

  • @deedlessdeity218
    @deedlessdeity218 5 років тому +3

    The skylines in imperial cities is definitely prettier than what we have around today.

  • @MrJulio632
    @MrJulio632 5 років тому +9

    Awesome, so the assassin's pistol is like Dredd's
    They should make a more basic version for the Arbites

    • @adamredmayne1326
      @adamredmayne1326 5 років тому +2

      Arbites don't need them dude, they roll in fuckin Rhinos and use human scale bolters, shock mauls, and probably desert eagle calibre revolvers.

    • @Maximum_Bacon
      @Maximum_Bacon 5 років тому +1

      And shotguns. Big, fully automatic and with several different ammo type shotguns.

  • @jplacasse6159
    @jplacasse6159 3 роки тому +1

    For the spirit of analytics, this was a good episode! Helps my long painting session! :)

  • @tristanseaver9054
    @tristanseaver9054 5 років тому +3

    Your daily offering to the UA-cam Algorithm. Blessed be the zeros, and the ones.

  • @korreizan
    @korreizan 5 років тому +1

    Loving the vids Arch, really gives some appreciation of just how much work vindicares put into a single shot.
    Also your comment on eversors at 41:12 had me in stiches. Brilliant

    • @tempsinger7418
      @tempsinger7418 2 роки тому

      Seems like Arch either hates making messes or hates cleaning up messes.

  • @axelmilan4292
    @axelmilan4292 5 років тому +2

    Vindicare: if you hear the shot, you weren't the [first] target.

  • @khylerbane4523
    @khylerbane4523 Рік тому +2

    Assassin: I’m not a Eversor, dad. I’m a Vindicare.
    Dad: What’s the difference?
    Assassin: What the be!? One’s a job, the other’s mental sickness!
    -Vindicare justifying his career.

  • @buffewo6386
    @buffewo6386 5 років тому +1

    Kreigsman recruited by the Vindicar: "No thanks. You put too little emphasis on teamwork, Artillery, and CQB. Too much on this long-range shooting and NOT DYING nonsense....."

  • @syndicalist-0
    @syndicalist-0 5 років тому

    Yet another grand video from one of the few quality 40k content creators. Thank you good sir.

  • @TheRealBelisariusCawl
    @TheRealBelisariusCawl 5 років тому +3

    It’s really more about the quality of the machine spirit rather than meat bag holding it.

  • @thil2894
    @thil2894 5 років тому +2

    Imagine a video game where you can choose the temple you want and then they let you run amonk on a fairly large map! a kind of Hitman with multiple choices.

  • @Fulgrim2
    @Fulgrim2 5 років тому +1

    The Vindicare, or as the 88th Siege Army calls them: “That jackass who crapped the bed so hard we got called in.”

  • @ogreofgormley
    @ogreofgormley 5 років тому +1

    Krieg guardsmen looks over the Vindicare training regime: "Just another Tuesday then?"

  • @kostakatsoulis2922
    @kostakatsoulis2922 2 роки тому +1

    We absolutely need a Vindicare assassin meet the Sniper tf2 parody

  • @kaplahworm
    @kaplahworm 5 років тому +2

    watching this video (specifically the story with the dark eldar pilot) has made me reevaluate what I want from a 40k tv show.
    I'd love for 40-60min "episodes" from 40k. Not a coherent story, but elements with the general theme running through. Think early black mirror. Imagine following the sniper along his journey to make that shot, the effort, the dedication, the patience, all for that final moment where he pulls the trigger and you follow the bullet going through the cockpit. Hell, I'd do it all without the sniper saying a single word.
    Just because 40k is grimdark doesn't mean it couldn't be sophisticated.
    But not just this, I remember hearing about some netflix animated series following a similar pretense, just short stories with general themes, Animatrix also comes to mind.
    This show could be used to set the groundwork for a true 40k character/story driven epic.

    • @AlphaOmega925
      @AlphaOmega925 5 років тому

      Now imagine that whole scenario with an Eversor assassin.

    • @kaplahworm
      @kaplahworm 5 років тому

      just because I said it *could* be sophisticated doesn't mean that we can't have some fun every now and again!

    • @kaplahworm
      @kaplahworm 5 років тому

      alternate idea, the whole episode is just the council of assasins deciding which branch should be the one to go for the target, with each of them going through how their organisation would do it. The Eversor section would just be a blurred red fever dream with enough blood to make Khorne proud.

    • @93Avenger93
      @93Avenger93 5 років тому

      kaplahworm hypothetical: unleash every single eversor in commoragh. Enjoy the show.
      Sad thing is, the degenerates drukarii would most likely enjoy it as well.

  • @tentailfox2280
    @tentailfox2280 5 років тому +16

    So what happened to the imperial armor Series

    • @AlphaOmega925
      @AlphaOmega925 5 років тому +13

      It got stuck in the mud. Probably on Vraks.

    • @rohanfry4419
      @rohanfry4419 5 років тому +4

      AlphaOmega925 and then given a light downpour of high explosives

  • @AKingInYellow
    @AKingInYellow 5 років тому +1

    Me personally, I could imagine the Vindicare assassins, hell ALL assassins are probably gene-boosted in some way. Maybe not like a Space Marine, but definitely given some cutting-edge and perhaps risky procedures to alter metabolism, muscle density and such. It could explain the 'moss and sea birds' farce, but it's my head-canon. Makes stuff far more easy to explain.

  • @Morethanlikelyaperson
    @Morethanlikelyaperson 5 років тому +1

    Me, a Son of Dorn, hearing how Thick some walls are: Good Lord Arch! Stop teasing me!

  • @-----Alcatraz------
    @-----Alcatraz------ 5 років тому +3

    "Tell your men to stay out of my way"

  • @morningnapalm9963
    @morningnapalm9963 5 років тому +2

    "Vindicare have the most sophisticated and advanced stealth suit technologies.."
    -They have nerfed Crysis suit.

  • @alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723
    @alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723 5 років тому +5

    "One Shot, One kill!" - Sniper 1993
    So anyone make any LIVII jokes yet!?

    • @RevantheBlack
      @RevantheBlack 5 років тому +1

      Plenty, i've seen at least two so far

  • @Valsorayu
    @Valsorayu 4 роки тому +1

    8:30 Turbo Penetrator Round.
    _in the distance: Adeptus Mechanicus giggling_

  • @АъЪнт
    @АъЪнт 5 років тому +1

    "...founded by its namesake, Lord Havelock Vindicare"

  • @1983Blackwatch
    @1983Blackwatch 5 років тому

    Thanks for uploading this. Waited Long for this Codex-Info. I Love those Assasins.

  • @dakotaanderson254
    @dakotaanderson254 5 років тому +1

    I think the pronunciation for Vindicare could be this
    Single assassin: a Vindicar assassin
    The group: the Vindicare

  • @janickjorgensen2964
    @janickjorgensen2964 3 роки тому

    "Here's a touchin' story. Once upon a time you died, and I lived happily ever. The end"

  • @IRMentat
    @IRMentat 5 років тому

    Recruitment poster: It’s as easy as point and shoot.
    Small script: some terms and conditions may apply, survival rate sub 10% of basic training, extended missions may be required (slime suckers will not be turned away), polymath preferred.

  • @timeboch5858
    @timeboch5858 5 років тому +1

    Great job. I love your Lore Videos. Keep up the great work

  • @SirBlade666
    @SirBlade666 5 років тому +1

    Maybe the Vindicare get some of the space marine geneseed organs (or a variant of them) implanted. The Haemastamen, the Preomnor and the Catalepsean Node come to mind, especially the later one would be extremely useful during extended camping sessions.

  • @Daimon-X
    @Daimon-X 5 років тому

    'One shot is all I need...' Make it double, shaken not stirred...

  • @lordcommandernox9197
    @lordcommandernox9197 4 роки тому

    I don't even play 40k and if not for total war wouldn't even know about it, yet here I am binge watching lore videos...

  • @kenspiracy2792
    @kenspiracy2792 5 років тому +4

    Can't wait for the Culexus spookie bois

  • @DIEGhostfish
    @DIEGhostfish 5 років тому

    Fun fact, in an old Predator game there are Vindicare rifles in the enemy unit roster, and dreadnoughts.

  • @thomasbriscoe7439
    @thomasbriscoe7439 5 років тому

    when arch says a mini-series i wasnt expecting it to be the hot leathery assasins.

  • @highlordinquisitor4882
    @highlordinquisitor4882 5 років тому +5

    And no Love Can Bloom reference.

    • @RevantheBlack
      @RevantheBlack 5 років тому +2

      the comments got you covered lol

  • @bluebuda8170
    @bluebuda8170 5 років тому

    Yay Arch getting back to Lore videos my favorite.

  • @ornu01
    @ornu01 5 років тому +1

    But do they use acid bullets, Arch!? Do they use acid bullets!? They won't tell me!!!

  • @sirapple2406
    @sirapple2406 5 років тому +1

    if I would ever be an imperial assassin I would probably be a vindicare, siply because their way of killing can be quite flexible.

  • @Rick586
    @Rick586 5 років тому

    As a big fan of the Imperial Guard in Dark Crusade, I gotta say that the Vindicare assassins are my favorite.