@@CrystalChrysanthemum I get that you said that like a year ago, but that was unnecessary of you to say and I am of the belief that you should shut up if you have nothing good to say :)
EcksWhyZed_US Carson was doing a bit where he would only talk to his Week 5 partner, Technoblade, with his soundboard and lets just say the joke didn’t last too long and Techno’s chat started attacking Carson in his chat. Carson ended up leaving Minecraft Monday early and ending his stream.
@@gran4404 I bought a redstone guide to my brother... Probably should read that book someday, maybe becoming a redstone engineer could be handy someday.
Alpha Chad Minecrafter teaches his big tiddy goth gamer gf to play Minecraft while his Beta male friend/son watches and commentates in the background: Colorized, 2019
All this time he’s been married and none of us knew. It’s probably because she was traumatized on their honeymoon: _“Ah-God-what is it?!... put it away, put it away, put it awayy...”_ Ever since that moment they’ve lived in separate homes.
i remember being put in a single player with a chest full of shitty tools and having to figure everything out. i ended up switching to creative to make a square house out of emeralds
- by the way follow Sara on twitch
www.twitch.tv/sarabeara
CallMeCarsonLIVE girls can’t be gamers SMH 😤
No. Gamer girls don't exist and that means you're lying to us. GAMERS RISE UP!!!!!!
Great appearance at the OP
Carson did the pornhub videos work?
go away
"You're getting the green top"
"Is it sexual?"
*...*
"Don't worry about it"
Carl is wacky hearts alt acccount
ayy brought you to 1k bro
Oof this aged well
@@CrystalChrysanthemum Damn
@@CrystalChrysanthemum I get that you said that like a year ago, but that was unnecessary of you to say and I am of the belief that you should shut up if you have nothing good to say :)
I want Sarah to defeat the Ender Dragon with AntVenom.
That’d probably make Jschlatt have a seizure.
Tweet Tweet17 While Stal plays in the background
Tweet Tweet17 id watch that and carson is killing travis in the background
“I want them both out of here, Carson”
*I W A N T E M G O N E*
YES
How to get a cowgirl/ ganergirl!!!
"Were just friends!"
"I thought we were husband and wife?"
"That to"
Lol
*Too
TOOOOOOOOO
And this is why I'm failing English class
*gamergirl
*too
The noises Carson made for the gravel and stone breaking are definitely going in the Carson resource pack.
please.
PLEASE.
P L E A S E .
NathanTheMan YES..
I want
Has a girl in game: bullies her.
You have surpassed virgin. I have only respect.
Ok
Angel_903 ok.
@@AyoAngel_ ok
ok
@@AyoAngel_ ok
Damn Carson, this sure is a stepping stone for the Carson twitch channel. First Female on Stream.
Carson was on her stream first, so this is the second female on stream.
First femoid
How tf r u verified?
Boi why your profile pick from xbox 360 lmao
Can we makeout
Why does she get so scared by everything... I mean Carson’s face is understandable
@Bon epic bruh moment
i got scared a lot my first time playing minecraft
LmaO youve achieved them bruh! :)))))!
@@GigglebunsUV the Minecraft music scared me a few times.
True
Nobody:
My Neighbors dog at 3am: 7:10
Lmao 😂 😂 😂 that's awesome
Lol
*Bruh bruh*
So your name is Sarah and the dog wants you to breed?
Its 2 am and im trying so hard not laugh rn holy shit
Carson gets so passive-agressively angry when he's a bit tired
*Minecraft Monday week 5 intensifies*
@@jaysefgames1155 carson was joking on week 5
@@krishnaj2618 he took it too far and refused to stop
@@jaysefgames1155 I'm late but what happened?
EcksWhyZed_US Carson was doing a bit where he would only talk to his Week 5 partner, Technoblade, with his soundboard and lets just say the joke didn’t last too long and Techno’s chat started attacking Carson in his chat. Carson ended up leaving Minecraft Monday early and ending his stream.
9:25 cooper talks about his Bahooga dagoogas
That made me laugh so hard
Dude same lol
7:08
what an alpha
We meet again my arch nemesis...
@@patc5919 top 10 anime encounters
She literally asked for Carson’s meat when she joined because her character was hungry.
She did that.
Oof
It was great.
How do I delete someone else's comment
@@Zeratulkiller456 Report comment
Also "How did you shoot me so good"
FuturePhantom 59 do it u wont
@@jackbudi already did
If she don’t know the craft
*She can’t get the shaft*
LOLOLO
oh my _god_
rina aquafina if she don’t craft, she shan’t get thine shaft
rina aquafina guess who didn’t make up that joke
*AGREED* *BRÖTHER*
"WOAH IS THIS GOLD?"
"...yes."
"It's a rainbow- oh my god
*Oh my god, Carson.* "
0:26 I too was startled when I seen the face of god
Polish Filipino a
0:21 "I'm a cowgirl!"
*Old Town Road INTENSIFIES*
Old town street
OkieDoki GOT THE HORSES IN THE BACK
My name's not Shane, kid
I thought something else...
3:31 Carson has a little thingy confirmed.
i want to hear a loop of cooper saying bahoongadagoongas at 9:25 for 10 hours
*YES.*
ye s
9:26
*Gets put into a single player world*
_Figure it out._
*Laughs in reading the wiki for several hours in advance.*
literally how i started in 2013, besides basic crafting of tools i knew nothing
My dad had to print out a crafting guide for me as a kid when it first came out
@@gran4404 I bought a redstone guide to my brother...
Probably should read that book someday, maybe becoming a redstone engineer could be handy someday.
I played on mobile back in 2012, so crafting wasn't an issue, the rest though? Was implemented slowly..
That little edit at 10:16 got me in tears omg
The face of a man abusing his wife
Dank Fellow F
Your skills with the females are unparalleled
This aged poorly
No it didn't. Katerino was just a horrible "girlfriend."
@@Physma this also aged poorerly
you should see him with the 17 year olds
This aged so fucking bad
Carson gives me hope, no matter how ugly you are, you can pay some woman to love you. God Bless Carson
Somebody Nobody lmao
Who you callin ugly?
Carson is the most handsome man
(No homo)
carson is attractive no homo as well
elva2 2 I agree but no hetero
Carson be lookin like a snack.... he no ugly
President:(Cracks Open Monster)
President:What is up, and I cannot stress this enough,... *MY FELLOW GAMERS*
more like GFUEL
@@itznukeey moar like gay fuel
Peepee Poopoo
Thank you Obama.
Thank you Obama.
Thank you Obama.
Thank you Obama.
Thank you Obama.
I swear it's only for 1 night
But you got the green top
i saw this comment as he said it in the vid lmao
The title should actually be: "Carson, a seasoned minecrafter, torments a clueless gamergirl in Minecraft. *In Minecraft."
replying to this so you come back and read what you typed and feel bad
@@gamilithwhy would he feel bad about this? Lol.
She clearly likes it!
2:39 “Pokimane? Did she die? May my wife rest in peace.”
*There are no accidents*
I showed you my green top please respond
I love the edits where you quickly zoom in on your face when ur making a very meniacle grin.
this girl is a living stereotype of girls playing videogames
no just dumb ones
Lokisuperfan
do you know what stereotype means?
orange.circles ikr you can’t take offence if you don’t get the joke XD
fr i feel like she’s trying to be stupid because she’s playing with Carson 😭
Men are better at video games
When Carson’s camera quality is so pixelated his earbud wires look they were actually made in Minecraft
*The Herobrine Cave*
Virgin Carson: Starts crying
CHAD Sarah: Laughs
My favorite UA-camr playing my favorite game ez clap
Alpha Chad Minecrafter teaches his big tiddy goth gamer gf to play Minecraft while his Beta male friend/son watches and commentates in the background: Colorized, 2019
Nobody:
Carson: Were not making progress
C0zmic-_8 we’re
Young Lord Dagger Dick LOL
*Everybody
All this time he’s been married and none of us knew.
It’s probably because she was traumatized on their honeymoon:
_“Ah-God-what is it?!... put it away, put it away, put it awayy...”_
Ever since that moment they’ve lived in separate homes.
6:35
cooPER I DONT WANNA HEAR IT
Sarah: looks like a pp :D °u°
Carson: *it's not a pp* 🗿
carson is like dying from the inside but talks really calmly, that's why his content is great.
i've realized that in every survival world carson always build his base on the side of a montain 🤔
cuz he has the intelligence of a cave man
i remember being put in a single player with a chest full of shitty tools and having to figure everything out. i ended up switching to creative to make a square house out of emeralds
6:10 the way that Carson was so mind blown by how bad Sarah is that he just started dying was amazing
You forgot to say, that it's your sister.
*plays Alabama song*
*"Alabama song"*
@@griffen9795 ah yes, the alabama song
There is literally not a chance in hell that she’s his sister
1:56 Carson is so eloquent.
New title name “Carson trains Carson to play Minecraft”
“That’s my mouth. That’s not a pee pee.”
-Carson, 2019
Cooper 100% jealous of Sarah 😩💦
Carson abusing women on stream
Grundierung Täglich it’s my favorite thing he does 🥰🥰
*If she don't know the craft*
You were waiting for the pun, but you aint getting one.
*How does one not know the craft?*
If she don’t know the craft?
More like Bore Ragnarok
JackBudi You’re a man of culture I see.
SmurfKicker KO2 man of culture?
More like Bore Ragnarok
Q
Chase Q?
More like Bore Ragnarok
Jschlatt is going to steal your girlfriend with diamonds. Carson you better watch out, you really never knew him.
You know me.
14:53 “Woah is this gold!?”
Please end my suffering LOL
Carson found his gamer girl
this is truly a bruh moment
1:58 basically me when this came out on Xbox. I sat in my seat for a good 2 minutes or longer trying to figure out how to go forward. Yes.
Moody should not be the default light setting. Just saying.
It took me a month to realize I could craft :) made a huge house out of logs :) i got mad so I burned it down :)
If you don't play the craft
YOU DONT GET THE SHAFT
Quickfox Brock nice
What's this? A Carson comment section not yet plagued by unoriginal fucknuggets writing 'ThIS aGeD poOrLY'?
Oh boy!
I can't believe you didn't go with the title "Givin' her The Green Top"
6:20 Look how carson crafted the axe
Hold up - WTFF
That’s how I do it
@@drater1063 same
@@don.p976 I’m confused. That looks fine
Carson is in a love triangle with Sara and poki
Yo Sara should get that Green Top tbh.
9:24 to 9:28 one of the best jokes I've heard
Scoop third wheeling *REAL HARD*
Cscoop
when someone tells me "bro chill"
me: 7:09
“You have a little thingy” WHO CAN RELATE!
Girl: **Obviously flirting with Carson**
Carson: **Proceeds to bully her**
*ALPHA MOVE*
This is the first time Carson have come in contact with another female since his mom
something about how he says " *Cooper* I don't wanna _hear_ it" is so good (6:36)
Jeez this is weird watching knowing he's got a crush on her at the time
wait what?
A couple days ago it got leaked that he had a crush on Sara around march and may and this was recorded during that time
@@stallion901 wasn’t the victim someone else?
@@breathingtoxic7525 he told the girl that he wanted to stop his interaction with her because he had a crush on Sara
Honestly who gives a shit
imagine talking to a girl
am i right gamers?
lmao girls dont exist
its a myth
Ive heard of the legends
Rise up
But then you get the green top
“Make her learn like the rest of us did twelve years ago. Sit her in a single player world and tell her to figure it out.”
Oof
Y'all be gettin' diamonds but I be grindin' out here to pay for my green top so just remember the little people.
What does green top actually mean. Living in a dirt house for so long that it starts to grow grass on top?
Update: nvm
boomer alert
@Greystripe 791 wtf Boomer mean?
headmopp hello joeseph
Boomer
boomer
I looked up "Green top" on the urban dictionary and you said the quote right as i read it.
That is a bruh moment
6:38 She almost told Carson that she had a hit on him by talking to me LUL
Jc?
Therapist: green top can’t hurt you green top doesn’t exist...
Green Top:
green top
6:20 what he said here makes more sense
Shoulda cuffed her instead of kate
Sara: Carson!
Editors of CallMeCarson: *Zooms in*
*Psychopath forces a young girl to play with his games -1969 colorized*
This didn’t age well
Day 3 of requesting CallMeCarson vs callmekevin
Let’s make this happen!
I second this request!
RTGames can be the referee
Thank you
Bro I'm down to see that
More like bore ragnarok
I'm not gonna lie, I can barely understand her but I can't stop laughing whenever she talks.
I just love it that Sara just thinks that everything everyone says is true. Like red stone is human blood and lava is a healing pool. 🤣
A perfect video preserved in time, I will rewatch this in another year
have u rewatched this year
14:59 I HAVE FOREVER ETERNALIZED MY PLACE IN A CARSON VIDEO (I typed that lmao)
🗿
👖
K
@@luging2051 K
no lol it was me
@@mfdoom4358 bruh
"I'll let you have the wood"
Okay Carson, that's a bit too quick
This reminds me of simpler times
sarah and carson are more like brother and sister lmao
I don’t really care abt the comment but mad respect for the username. StarKid is life
Carson couldn't get together with her. Pokie would be devastated
She's better than kate
everyone is better than kate
@@Rakhujio what about jake paul
@@TaylorDrzonek yeah that too
@@Rakhujio you also have a cool username
@@TaylorDrzonek thanks bro
This is surprisingly wholesome
I’m here for how much Cooper clearly and genuinely hates Sarah
Carsons a lady’s man
the only thing that i remember 8 years ago when i first started minecraft was hit a pigman and i regretted it immediately
carson's face when he blew up the bed proves he is the embodiment of chaotic neutral
_"teaching Wamen how to play the greatest game ever"_
How to get happy
Step 1: Play 9:26
Step 2: Repeat until happy
Carson, please tell the people with car names spamming me on discord to stop saying that I clearly like it.
You are my last hope Carson
you clearly like it
@@iris6145 I can't escape
You *clearly* like it
You clearly like it
That title is so fucking funny cause it’s phrased like that’s such an abstract concept.
this is the girl he had a crush on in the screenshots i think
Yeah it sucks that her name was dragged into this and that was brought out. Its insane to think that this has been going ever since smplive
nope this is sara, the girls name is Sam
@@doubletesla602 two different screenshots
She's older than Carson