Opie & Anthony: Jimmy Vs United Airlines (10/26/09-11/21/12)
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- Опубліковано 29 чер 2024
- Jimmy talks about some of his issues with United Airlines.
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I’ll never forget United airline’s billboards next to ground zero that said “You’re going to love where we land”
Hows that for a backfire!
Hospitals and airports áre hellish.
That sounds like some predictive programing Freemason bs like they do
That’s poetic
"Crystal meth-lined womb"
😂
It's like the center of geode, with a giant headed fetus inside, cutting its face on every surface for 9 months 🤣
"If you're part of the star alliance!" haha
Oh my GOD... that burp in the beginning has me cleaning my coffee off my keyboard and monitor.
Had to play that a few hundred times. ha!
0:30 LOL
He exorsized a demon or two there
OMG I KNOW I SO FUNNY I HAD TO PULL OVER MY CAR ON THE WAY TO WORK! yuck
He learned that at the Opie school of comedy.
Lol at joe derosa’s imitation of bill burr’s “Nice Laaaddddyyy!”
I hate flying. Any airline. Anywhere. When I meet someone at a party or at a cookout, and I hear them say, "I work for (any airline)", I automatically and permanently consider them dead.
@Lil' Connor Peterson
Yes I'd rather drive than have to pay the airline 2 grand and be treated like shit have your stuff lost and have to deal with those fuck heads in security
Same, call me old fashioned but I’d rather get nailed by a drunk driver because I’m night driving across the country than forfeit all of my rights just to get treated like cattle with a bunch of other bitchy people
😆😆😆
airlines are clearly government run communist crap...
Lmfao
Haha, "Flying waitress"
Jim Norton: Airline Diva!
They screwed him a ton. Anyone would he pissed. Fuck you
Fucking died when he asked for an aisle. Holy fuck.
+Mrs. Goat Lol I knooowww!!
Kevin C same. The fuckin nerve
Part of me hopes that Jimmy has more daily frustrations so he can talk about them on air. He does a great angry rant!
Jim: My miles are "expiring", they're just--
Vos: What do you mean expiring?
Jim: .... They're just--
To this day I can't stand Rich Vos
@@thermalchill I had never heard about him until I heard Sam Hyde bring him up in an interview, referring to comedians who are fucking awful at their job, but basically hang around the right people in the industry and eventually get given gigs to placate them. I didn't know what he meant, but after watching Vos' material, jesus christ almighty, I understand now.
@White Rapper Tyler S E L F D E F E N S E S I T U A T I O N
I won't be happy about the devastation I've caused...but I will be happy that I've defended my own life. @White Rapper Tyler
@@reticulatedspline5733 i just had to find out who sam hyde is.
One of my favorite rants with jimmy and Anthony
That sound Jimmy made @:33 was absolutely terrible.
Sevemiestro #1 hahahahaha
Sevemiestro #1 holy fuck. sounded like baby bird.
Sevemiestro #1 I'm already dying from that disgusting burp. lol
It made me belly laugh. He does it while he’s kissing too
Sounds like something came up a little
I love Jimmy and his tirades, I know I will never fly United because of him. Jimmy and Patrice, the two best people to go on a tirade which evoke such truth and anger it can change damn near anybody's opinion listening. I love the Jimmy and Patrice face off discussion and when Patrice defended O&A on Fox News against that unfunny bitch hahaha.
I wouldn't say Jimmy is he best. He comes off as a whining baby sometimes
@J G
Maybe because light isn't supposed to come in that's the whole point of hiring professionals. Do your job and you have nothing to worry about but when I'm spending my hard earned money on something I want it done correctly
@Gabriel Godina
Maybe people in fucking customer service should realise they're there to serve the fucking customer not be on the phone or come off as some entitled ass hole because they have a shit job they hate I fucking hate people in customer service 90 % of the time they're ass holes who I want to drag across the counter and beat to death
@J V So you aren't allowed to complain about people genuinely fucking up the work they were supposed to do. Wow.
@Head Piece Actually, I have. I even have a flight set for January 4th!
"the flying waitress"
The band The Replacements has a decent song about these women called Waitress in the Sky. 🎶
00:46:30 Uncle Paul emerges, and Opie’s silence begins. I love how much he hated uncle Paul
He literally laughed along. Just leave it alone already.
@@MedroffYTyeah come on mann he’s been doing radio since he was 18!
46:30 My favorite uncle paul line "That's not true!"
I love Jimmy's Uncle Paul bit. It's so awful but I laugh so much
Anyone here after the Asian doctor that got headslammed?
theyre back at it again
mohit thapa had to come revisit
Teutonic Avenger lold
Yup.
Scarface voice "Scanners." Lol.
“Ppl like to lie all the time, they like the power trip” -lotta projecting going on there Ope…
To airline people here is some advice: If you can't help someone, be nice and pretend to help. That's it. A "Sorry Sir, I can't help you but here is a phone number to connect you with someone who could" goes light years in the right direction.
wow thank you for the advice LOL
Seriously customer service isn’t that hard, act sorry
The amount that continental / United is worse than Delta / Virgin Atlantic is amazing. Ant was right on with VA.
That's so cool Anthony talks about Don Rickles in this. And years later Jimmy ends up playing him years later.
"Ian Smith???" Ain't no blackman called Ian Smith.
He still hasn't gotten over the Rhodesia thing.
Sure they miss some customers now. Glad they all out of bussiness now 👍👏👏🥳
everytime I hear sam's voice I skip ahead until it's over
yeah his fem lisp make cringe inevitable...
Ive been doing this with Opie for awhile but Sam is on another level of annoying.
Heh heh heh heh heh heh
46:30 😂 Uncle Paul
Jim's burp was epic!
Now Jimmy knows why fucking NOBODY in Canada flies with Air Canada. Nobody.
Opie doing that whole low-talk in the background while plowing through everyone else's dialog is unreasonably infuriating. I often wonder if Opie had an inside bit with himself to see how unlikable he could be.
He's autistic so in his mind the entire show is him talking. He thinks it's good and no matter how much we tell him he sucked, he truly doesn't believe that
Jimmy's analogy of Opie feeling like the kid that feels left out at the sandbox is spot on. He has nothing to contribute so he shits on Jimmy's story. Day 1 of radio school is don't interrupt a funny story.
*♪♪♪ GET OVER IT! ♪♪♪*
Hahahaha!!
The common denominator in all of these stories is jim casually slipping in that he is flying first class.
+mshesh16 well he says he uses miles a lot, but your point still stands. its not a big shot move at all, its simply pertinent to the story.
Wouldn’t you bitch if you paid $1500!!!!! For a flight ticket, that ends up being “disregarded”. When you pay more youre allowed to be more entitled for a lack of better words.
I love that tweet
1:00:50 Vos mentions "Maui Jackson" sunglasses. Another one for the Voscabulary list.
This video aged well. United has really turned things around now in 2024! 😂
Even the nice lady at United who gave Jimmy the $900 travel voucher gave him less than he spent just so she could win.
WHAT THE *FUCK* was that from Jimmy at 0:32 ?????
LOL
The last United route I flew was a round trip from Tulsa to Las Vegas. None of the flights had air conditioning in September.
Friends don't let friends fly United Airlines.
The only good thing I can say about United Airlines is that it isn't Delta.
Wasa Bista Delta is cancer.
I recently flew Delta and they were great. Maybe I got one of the rare good ones?
I flew delta to aruba and it was great
Troy Tourigny “Ya know what duuude I flew Delta to Aruba!”
@@troytourigny8562 Oh shit I flew Delta to Aruba too. No bullshit. I slept through the whole flight.
Jim is such a needy little worm. Him complaining about Bourdain not talking to him is a perfect example
Even worse was the Rocky Mountain Chocolate story where the stupid mother demanded her shitting kid use the employees only bathroom. Jim would not shut the fuck up about "power tripping" customer service people.
The dude has never worked a customer service or service job in his life. Working in a warehouse than comedy. Anyone who has worked one week there knows that customers are dumb entitled shits and always wrong. Anyone who has worked one knows that someone WILL find a way to shit on the ceiling in a public store bathroom.
@@dorpth man you must live in a real ghetto I live in a part of Oregon where no one would ever do that 😂 I lived in Pomona for a while though and I could picture it happening in a place like that for sure. Pomona was kind of a scary place honestly
That’s seriously outrageous that Ant spent that kind of money for 1st class and was getting s**t. Was upgraded when my flight was cancelled from Vegas to JFK and JFK to Manchester. It was a nice surprise and far superior to coach but I would never pay for it, far too expensive.
ManchVegas? Must have been visiting Scorch. PFG.
Why is this audio only video in 60 fps?
Otherwise we wouldn't be able to see lil' Jimmy's tweet. He's such a sweet little boy.
Flew American Airlines once….felt like I was in a cattle car. Swore, never ever again.
People used to have to travel months over land or by sea, and not everyone survived the journey or the scurvy. I am sorry that you were inconvenienced for a few hours, poor baby.
I’ve flown on many different airlines, but for me the most pleasant was KLM by far! Manchester to Amsterdam I wish it lasted longer!
I want to speak to Mr. Canada! I want to speak to Air Ceeeee
If you really want to hear an airline horror story, check out Eugene Mirman's Delta Airline Story. On his latest comedy album.
Fly even under normal conditions is hell now.
I won't get that stupid "Real" ID beast system thing (even includes a pentagram right on your ID when you get one) so I sure won't be flying anytime soon
you can still fly w no "real ID" lol... but really can i ask what makes your current "ID" not part of some mark of the beast?
what about a passport or is that not part of your "mumbo jumbo" theory?
can i ask what exactly is the "mark of the beast" gonna do or require of you for a "real ID"?
you just gonna walk to and from work or take your kids to school like the oregon trail in 10-20-30 years?
what do you think they are gonna say about kooky old gramps who wouldnt get a "real ID" when the world just moved on... you do realize if you took any of the modern tech we have to today to Jesus' time you'd be called a DEMON lmaooooooooooooooooo😂
When will one of us step up and add photos and video to these amazing clips? Especially when playing videos that can be found anywhere, why not edit them into the video?
Let’s do it to ALWAYS REMEMBER JA&O show
15:50 Anthony Bourdain was a big UFC guy? I didn't know that
coma • I know what you mean! It's bothered me for years! I keep wondering which UFC he's calling Anthony Bourdain by mistake, but I reach a dead end. It just kills me that nobody called him on it during the entire show.
Ant makes fun of Delta but years later it is still around and several of the others in this conversation have vaporized.
It's always funny to me seeing videos uploaded before the show blew up linking everyone's socials and advertising when to listen in the description. So optimistic 😂
The show fell apart 2 months after this video was uploaded lol
same. seeing the links feels creepy like someone died.
I've been looking for the bit where the homeless guy came in with his guitar and Jimmy was losing his mind because he kept fiddling with his belt amp. Anyone know if that's up
So frustrating...
Voss had his Maui Jacks stolen
1:03:25 Vos slams Opie the nostril scraper
Where is 1:30:25 at??
This sounds like one of Ant's "still drunk from the night before" shows
Jason McCullough so every other show?
Opie stop interrupting
I'm pretty sure United has been on a lot of episodes of Mayday
Holy shit, Opie talking about petulant people using the full extent of their job's authority just to play power games is almost too much irony to bear.
don't ever try to iron a bear
@@JeriDro not even if his football uniform is wrinkled or somethin
Jimmy is a self righteous knowitall when he debates someone and a tantrum trhowing karen when he doesn't get what he wants.
He is faux edgy or safe edgy. Notice he will not go near certain subjects, or with controversial ones he picks the enlightened midwit centrist position of muh both sides.
Can someone please inform me of where the reference of "Scanners" through gritted teeth comes from?
Chris Airey Scarface
That noise
"He's the only one who has hopes and dreams"
"Sam?!"
"That will go away..."
The guy who said it will go away eventually gets fired. The guy who was in shock hearing it was Sam becomes his co-host
Sam, the winner of the Game of Thrones
Good thing his flight wasn't overbooked
Morgan Freeman's favorite freckle your dumb comment doesn't make sense.
@@mattlee5333 Oh man. I'm totally gonna explain to you a year later that reference you didn't get a year ago.
Matt Lee oh sweet Matt lmao
Funniest fucking burp ever
I flew United both ways to the Dominican Republic, what nightmare flights. Wish I had flown Jet Blue
Jimmy really got mad that an A list celebrities didn’t recognize him a z list slug. Jeter, Bourdain, and other celebrities that denied Jim’s autographs or didn’t recognize him.
😂. Jimmy seems insecure. He is probably a nice guy but spooks others by his weirdness along with his looks.
At 1:06:03 why is opie talking quietly over them
46:34 lol
51:48 lol
I love hearing indignant Jimmy angrily bitch about the little injustices in his life
Lost yuh luggage in Denver? Why didn't they find yuh boltage in Kitchenver? Tss tss
Kissai Sith Jen'ari
Ohhhh my GOD... you left this comment TWO YEARS AGO and its just making me puke in my mouth now...
Kissai Sith Jen'ari
Fawkin 🏡 🏃 Jen'ari
I am quitting UA-cam.
@@helltoupee6664 It's called Time Travellers comedy.
And it just struck me right now.....
And it will hit us all again when someone else replies.
Kinda cruel to be honest.... but.... that's life....
If you were sitting in first class and your travel companion is sitting in coach, what is the point of having them board with you early? You’re still abandoning them basically by sitting in different parts of the plane why is it any different to just bored first, and have them board when Coach passengers get on.
its like a priority "perk" of the first class ticket person/points member/etc... kinda like your companion gets to get on no matter where they are so they dont have to stand waiting and all they, they can sit and relax first along with you and probably get off first and maybe they store smaller bags up there too.
Unfortunately the government is unbendable, that's true. But they shouldn't be. Maybe if enough people got together and fought back, they wouldn't be and they might actually be held accountable.
58:20
01:00:06 lol
gotta give it to Richard Branson he knows how to run his airline, I wish he would run for prime minister pretty sure Britain would be booming in no time
Yeah the brother Richard is the fucking man
@@mrqadaffi3638 Brothaman, brothaman!
spirit airlines bro
54:43 Would've been a perfect Anthony Seinfeld story
To answer Opie's question, who can you complain to?
Your listeners.
2:25
My wife was a America Airline employee, and we traveled quite a bit for free. Because we were non revenue passengers, we were on standby for seats. Even flying standby I never has much trouble getting anywhere. We had to avoid major holidays, and some small airports were hard to get into, but all in all it was pretty smooth
Interesting to hear the beginning of their history with Ian Smith.
This is old but this is why im serious I won't fly ever again. Maybe in some kind of VERY strange case emergency but why would u? You could seriously get a BOMB flat route rate long distance taxi or even limousine for SAME price or cheaper and u travel in STYLE
41:00
24:25
28:38
What's the name of the song playing at the beginning? I presume it's AC/DC but what song?
Shot down in flames
Shot Down in Flames
0:34 what the fuck
Jim paid for a 58 min flight for $1500, in asia a 1 hr flight cost like $20.... why dont they just use those planes with 40-80 seats....
Ugh I hate those fucking sardine cans you can feel every bit or turbulence they cram you in on too of each other its terrible
Joey DeRosa is the worst...🙄
Holy shit is DeRosa's laugh the most god awful sound I've ever heard!
Global Jay thank youuuuuuu
Hyuck hyuck hyuck. I fucking hate Joe derosa. I honestly dont know how he was ever on O&A. He was never funny, laughed wayyyy too hard at his own shit, and was overall unpleasant.
@@jbo4547 He's friends with Burr, Burr recommended him. Same way he got the Better Call Saul gig.
Pays to have more talented friends I guess.
Fuck Flying I Would Rather Leave Early And Drive !
Wouldn't "monies" be correct since they're talking about an international flight at an international airport that takes multiple currencies?
Water Kloset Cartoons I believe so. Covers any currency. Good catch.
Being correct wasnt Jim's issue with the guy. It was the guys attitude toward him. If you say "monies" you come off like a pretentious douche. Just say currency if its international. That covers everything too.
2019?
Opus really ruins the flow of the show with his chime-ins….
Legit.
and now delta calls you racist if you require an ID for anything unless of course you are trying to use their flight service
Don’t get mad for Jimmy. He buys 2,000$ kiss posters
If you can afford it or if its a special trip like a vacation,always fly first class if its a loo-ong flight. Treat yourself ! I flew to England 1st class and it was wonderful. I was well rested and enjoyed a week in London. However on the way back I flew AA coach. OMFG. Packed like cattle and I was shoe horned betreen 2 BIG people. Add some crying babies,sprinkle a few loud mouths,some with that wet hacking cough. 8 or so hours of noisy,smelly,cramped hell.
+JIMJAMSC i never really care about where i am on the plane, because i feel like im gonna drop outa the sky at any point. when will first class cater to fraidy cats like me?!?!?
Put some earphones and get on with it you big baby
It's not bad enough that DeRosa shows up in this clip but he's eating for half of it. Gross.
DeRosa truly stinks.