AGUST D and RAP MONSTER - 'Joke' and 'Agust D' MASHUP

PERSONAL INTERPRETATION OF RYUSERALOVER'S MASHUP.
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ENGLISH LYRICS:
They call me new thang
The recruit is here, to take over everything, The whole world, concert so sick, from Asiana Asia You could be my new thang I’m different from the hyungs, That ignore their duties An uprising of celebrities, damn only strong ones can mess with me This rhythm that makes my eardrums cry
Bass and drum, the oil that makes me move Everything that exists here, happiness until your new obedience, everything Imma fuckin get em I’m Elastine and you guys are dandruff Rap idiots, your standard is a commotion Fame, girls, money that ma honey to the honey to the honey Who’ll stop me, imma fuckin beat em
A hero like a leech, kill me tie me up, give me my destiny I’m so super I just grew up Beggar-like mothersuckers, motherfuckers all of them decay, make them break their hands and feet Suckers make them chin-ups fuck up Some think it was easy for me to reach my position Fuck you I’m the thorn in the eyes of those hyungs Who have no chances of becoming successful Honestly, “SSaihanuwar” is embarrassing
We sell 500,000 copies a year My size is different to fit in the K-pop category whoo Right, if you want to go ahead, try reserving first class My seat is business yours is economy, forever behind me kissing my ass Next target is Billboard Brazil to New York, my busy passport
With one mouth, two words, girls see you and call you unnie Even if it’s too much it’s easy to tease you, you guys in songs what are you, Lee Gunhee At which girls get more twisted up than Paris, they know so your truth is all revealed The votes from your loyal fans at the Hongdae variety shows I’ll open this place’s doors and close them like a campaign The rap pain that you guys feel every day
In an instant I conquer the beat When they see you the beats speak, that guy’s a loss You’ll feel a little offended, my pay Sweden, Germany, Brazil to Japan My pen is stronger than your dirty tongue It’s now, try to tease me my loss that’s greater than Okwang
A to the G to the U to STD I’m D boy because I’m from D I’m the crazy guy, the lunatic on beat Sending listeners to Hong Kong with my rap my tongue technology A to the G to the U to STD A to the G to the U to STD A to the G to the U to STD
Sending listeners to Hong Kong with my rap my tongue technology Got six bullets in my tongue, ho six snakes in my lung, ho Six shots got me feeling 2pac, okay, these are A$AP’s lyrics, ho Like a couple with good conjugal harmony, there’s nothing big Your heaven, just like a woman, you won’t see face to face I’m tick dock a duster, bak bak dusting, my tongue like water, you’ll see it
Yeah this is meaningless wordplay, you know I got a mufuckin beat Got a mufuckin rhyme got a mufuckin flow got a mufuckin style Got a mufuckin wine got a mufuckin shine These are all how many words? My mufuckin lines Bitch I’m the one I’m so mufuckin prime You’re so countrified you’re the village leader, the style of old geezers who like jokbal