Thanks for watching! I hate boats. All music by alvin flames Google bigtugg to find me litterally anywhere else no one else uses this user name so i think it should be fine.
Fun fact- lobster used to be poor people food until the rich decided it was fancy. They are far from the best tasting shellfish, which is inarguably a type of artic dwelling crab. But, shhh don't let the rich know.
My Newfy dad did all sorts of fishing from the time he was a kid, before our area of the island even had electricity. He was a teen when the marketing kick to turn lobster into a luxury food was at it's hight. In just a few short years their pricing went wild for no reason other than these gourmet marketing campaigns in all the well to do cities of the mainland. Sadly the barrier to entry was very high for selling lobster, so small time fishermen like dad couldn't even take advantage of the boom. He still trapped lobster, but for his own family and to trade with friends. My parents would can dozens up with white fish every year, it was a staple at our table and in our community.
Maybe they have a couple of hidden micky's in there that you get prizes for finding. Might have to roll a body over to check everywhere, though. Don't wanna miss one!
I don't understand the appeal of lobster, it tastes like nothing, like it has no flavor whatsoever, it's just an excuse to eat hot garlic butter. If I want shellfish, I'll take crab or shrimp, those are good.
“look at what you’re wearing” *me, huddled in the corner of the breakroom of the historical reenactment museum I work at, scarfing down stale donuts, dressed head to toe in Edwardian street fashion* “hm”
6:55 for anyone wondering, the corpse-in-the-kitchen-freezer thing is not a regular occurrence, Caitlin Doughty (Ask a Mortician) has a very good video on the subject
A body also won’t decompose while in a deep freezer! That’s why they would put it there, versus anywhere else on the boat. (My phone REALLY wants “boat” to be “goat”. 😂😂)
For sure! And was answered when it was understood that weight distribution over water is what matters. 10 pounds of metal as a ball vs 10 pounds of metal as a thin sheet type of thang.
Man… I’m currently working in the showband on Grandeur. It’s literally an exact copy of Splendor and the Explorer, but guests still come on and say “We’ve been dying to see this one, it’s SOOO much better.” what’s crazy is we’re nearly sold out every cruise. We play special parties for people who’ve spent 200, 500, or 1000+ nights on Regent. Also I’ve seen the same guests come back multiple times during our contracts. It’s pretty common for couples to be on for months at a time. No idea how people afford it but they’re making two more Grandeur class ships in the next 4 years so something must be working lol.
As someone who delivers mail, the advertising is no joke. Even after a resident dies it doesn’t stop. I’ve been returning the mail for the same unalive person for the past 8 years with no end in sight.
How? Density. Anything with density bigger than water's will sink. Now how on earth is a ship less dense than water? Air pockets. There is a lot of air pockets in the ship, that makes overall density smaller. Now, why density does that? Density, by definition, is mass / volume. Most of the times kg/m³ (SI unit). Less density means there's LESS MASS per SPACE. Which means, body with less density has more non-occupied space, compared to one with more density. Hope I made the topic more clear, thanks for reading that and all that, have a great day!
Fun fact: last year a man died from a heart attack on a Celebrity Cruise. The wife wanted to de-board and just fly herself and his coffin home, but the cruise employees told her it would be a nightmare to get his body home because they were out of country and told her they could safely store him in the morgue. They kept him on a pallet inside the walk in fridge for six days, but didn't consider that "refreshing soda" temperature is different than "keeping a human body preserved" temperature so he was very decomposed when they got to port in Florida. When she tried to seek compensation for the distraught of seeing her husband green and bloated and decomposed and also losing the opportunity to have an open casket, the cruise line said they couldn't be held responsible for her being upset about her husband's death and the widow's grief was not their problem.
This Channel is one of the greatest creations of being able to perfectly channel the best of internet bred humor. This man speaks with his soul, it feels so genuine and fun. Dude is hilarious as is the script. Then, even with visual editing, it compliments him so well. The meme-ness of it woth references and even the small messages in the silly looking font. I've enjoyed these videos so much, and I think this one was perfect. I am happy excited to experience what you guys create. Thank you :)
"look at what youre wearing, of course you dont" me sitting in my chair wearing basketball shorts, no shirt and a hat, eating a steak with green beans.
This video came out literally a week and a half before my mom goes on a cruise. The timing is impeccable. As I too, think of cruises as a floating disaster waiting to happen. So thanks for the reminder of any of these things possibly foreseen on her inevitable travels. Thanks, a lot.
Hey tugg. Huge fan! There’s a ring in all your videos. High frequency, maybe 12-15k. try boosting the high end in a software sometime if you can’t hear it. It’s like your mic but idk. I don’t see other comments about it but I’ve confirmed it on studio monitors, a theatre rig, my air pods, two pairs of headphones, and phone and MacBook speakers, in multiple locations. So I’m like 99.999% sure it’s not on my side (especially since it’s only your videos!)
Good lord you’re in deep lmao, but noted. When I move I’m finally gunna have a dedicated filming spot instead of tearing everything down and building it back up when I need to film again, so hopefully I can upgrade equipment, lighting and audio
@@biggtugg I am in wayyyy too deep. I’m a huge audio nerd, hence all the gear. And have become a tugg nerd cause fire content is fire. Also good luck on the move 🤘
@@100GTAGUY Aw yeah man. I got earplugs in pretty much any time I'm not having a normal conversation cause I get headaches super easy from noise sensitivity. Means my hearing stays (sometimes annoyingly) healthy.
thats actually pretty accurate on the water borne nursing home - someone else on youtube did the math and it is actually cheaper in some cases to live on an all inclusive cruise with a senior citizens discount than it is to live in certain cities or even pay for a real nursing home.
God I love this channel. Btw, your cadence, delivery, and half-intentional stammering has infected my own everyday humorous conversations. Imitation... flattery... yada-yada. My point is, I've unknowingly started to emulate you, because you could read a damn phone book and find a way to make it entertaining.
The fact that you just glossed over one of the most horrific events to take place on a cruise ship with "poopy, poopypee water all over" is somehow very fitting for the story lmao
i’m gonna be so fr with you tho, as an only child who got to go on a disney cruise at age 13, it was actually really cool. disney has its flaws but their cruises are genuinely high quality for any age.
“ eating off of gold Versace plats I bet you didn’t even know Versace made plates look at what you’re wearing ofc you don’t” got me HARD I am offended 💀
When I was a baby my parents took me on a cruise ship, according to my dad, at 1am he woke up out of bed and looked out the balcony window, to which he saw the water directly beside the balcony, the entire ship WAS NEARLY ON ITS SIDE FOR A FEW SECONDS
Morticians are inherently creepy, but I imagine the disney one's wearing those old school doctor and nurse outfits, with oversized medical implements and those big, Disney smiles... horrifying.
New Big Tugg?! Drop absolutely everything!! We're gonna watch this four times in a row. This man can talk about anything and I'm riveted. Also, moving sucks, make that video. I have moved 3 times in 3 years and it's always a nightmare. I hope yours wasn't too bad though. Rest up after, take care!
Apparently cruises that dock in different places don’t wait for everyone to get back on board. I read a story about a woman who got off the boat, didn’t make it back in time, and was kidnapped and trafficked in a brothel. And she asked for help from a soldier who was at the brothel and he apparently did nothing because he didn’t want his CO to find out he was at a brothel.
07:03 My husband and I used to work on cruise ships and when someone died on the cruise they would make arrangements to disembark the body on the next port so it could return to the family, the ship wouldn’t keep the body for the entirety of the cruise - also because most passengers aren’t from the embarkation city/state/country anyway. And yes, on certain emergency situations they would turn the ship around (although a dead body wouldn’t be one of them)
“I bet you didn’t know that Versace MADE plates, look at what you’re wearing ofc you don’t” I will NOT be dissed on my Juicy couture night gown, it’s high class idc
My sense of humor is listening to Tucker monologue priori truths about boats in an accent I don't know the origins of. I come back to watch this video constantly, and it makes me laugh every damn time.
I mean the answer to the first question is pretty obvious, if boat so big but only weigh 180,000T then how much does all the water around it weight? Well about 2,200lbs per meter sooooo…
When i was three I went on a cruise and my aunt accidentally slammed my finger in the metal door that locked right after, so she was just sitting there panicking while my parents tried to unlock the door and now my pointer finger is permanently bent
Daaammmn... that sagwa reference just messed my head up.... my mum just died a couple weeks ago and i have had a weird month of mourning, depression and nostalgia.... anyways the sagwa theme song was definitely stored somewhere in my sub concious... and it just booted a bunch of old childhood memories out into the fore front of my mind. Thanks for that I guess lol... really tho... whole video was a nice bit of nostalgia... even if PBS is weeeeird af!
This is not even close to funny, I didn’t even come close to cracking a chuckle. I urge you to reconsider your life choices after commenting this. This was one of the worse comments I think I’ve ever seen and extremely unoriginal. Whenever you get in this platform please never comment again, nobody wants to hear it. My life has changed after seeing this and my day is officially ruined.
This is not even close to funny, I didn’t even come close to cracking a chuckle. I urge you to reconsider your life choices after commenting this. This was one of the worse comments I think I’ve ever seen and extremely unoriginal. Whenever you get in this platform please never comment again, nobody wants to hear it. My life has changed after seeing this and my day is officially ruined.
Genuinely surprised you didn’t get a chance to touch on the disaster of the Ss Eastland in this vid! Caitlin Doughty has a short documentary video on her channel about it that touches on your concerns about boats being too heavy.
Fun fact: I was on a cruise when this video dropped and it was a truly horrendous experience. If I hadn't been guilted into going by my parents i never would've went but now I know for certain that I'm never doing it again.
You could build a boat with the amount of mail they send to about 20 people. They probably cut down about 100 trees just to send mail to about 5 people throughout a year.
“That bed? It’s worth $200,000.”
*the prospect of piracy becomes more appealing by the day*
Yar Har
AAAHH THE BLOOD RUNS COLD!!! WE TAKE OUR LOOT AND WE DON'T GET OLD!!!
Can you imagine waltzing into the black market with this bounty
I shall join you if need be, captain
"Time for America's favorite gamshow, Guess That Obscene Price!"
“look at what you’re wearing!” *sadly looks down at my pjs from costco*
Its ok ❤
Me in sweatpants and an oversized t-shirt that I bought at a thrift store years ago that have been steadily fading ever since
Same! I said,"Eff you, Tugg!" 😂😂
I'm in full Walmart gear😂
Me in an oversized chlorine-stained work shirt:
Fun fact- lobster used to be poor people food until the rich decided it was fancy.
They are far from the best tasting shellfish, which is inarguably a type of artic dwelling crab. But, shhh don't let the rich know.
My Newfy dad did all sorts of fishing from the time he was a kid, before our area of the island even had electricity.
He was a teen when the marketing kick to turn lobster into a luxury food was at it's hight. In just a few short years their pricing went wild for no reason other than these gourmet marketing campaigns in all the well to do cities of the mainland.
Sadly the barrier to entry was very high for selling lobster, so small time fishermen like dad couldn't even take advantage of the boom. He still trapped lobster, but for his own family and to trade with friends. My parents would can dozens up with white fish every year, it was a staple at our table and in our community.
and now it's happening to crawfish/crayfish too
I like crab more than lobster
Yea I don't think lobster is good, I'd rather have a good shrimp first.
Crabs tho, crabs are DA SHIT
The opeilio or something crebs?
"Disney morgue" is the wildest thing I think I've ever heard
Is it like a normal morgue except with a statue of goofy somewhere inside?
@@_physically_insane_ mickey dapping up goofy above a rotting body
Maybe they have a couple of hidden micky's in there that you get prizes for finding. Might have to roll a body over to check everywhere, though. Don't wanna miss one!
you get put into disney onesies instead of a body bag
tugg gives me the vibe of an alien talking to his other alien homies about weird human shit
Honestly, this is a very on-point description
Facts
Best way to explain how he explains💀
Why does this description fit so well
Lmao...thats exactly right. All his videos are like "Welcome to Earth" videos
“Your thinking like a poor” that got me on the floor 😂😂😂
Did you mean for that to rhyme?? 😂😂😂
@@kaylamarie5168 hahaha no lol
You should be a poet
Em had been real quiet
It’s a poor on the floor
3:17 The fact Lobster was originally a super cheap food makes this so ironic
I don't understand the appeal of lobster, it tastes like nothing, like it has no flavor whatsoever, it's just an excuse to eat hot garlic butter. If I want shellfish, I'll take crab or shrimp, those are good.
@@quinnholleman1547EXACTLY! Like Lobster is overrated
Or crawfish, but most northerners and westerners don’t have access to them
“look at what you’re wearing”
*me, huddled in the corner of the breakroom of the historical reenactment museum I work at, scarfing down stale donuts, dressed head to toe in Edwardian street fashion* “hm”
i would never guess this in a million years
@@jayleighbear It was actually only about 110 years ago, but I love the earnestness.
not gonna lie that sounds like a really cool job
This made me laugh so hard 😭😭
Your job sounds both lovely and horrible. Hope it’s the former.
I almost coughed up a lung at “they can even be red,” goOD GOD.
i was shocked cus i love that ome. Big Red Boat III was the former Union Castle liner ‘Transvaal Castle’ and is one of my faves
Getting off work and seeing a new big tugg video is one of the best feelings ever
Bro… fr
Getting off work and seeing a new Tugg video is one of the only things keeping me going week after week
“look at what you’re wearing!” *looks down at my spiderman button up with matching spiderman socks and lanyard*
Living life right
6:55 for anyone wondering, the corpse-in-the-kitchen-freezer thing is not a regular occurrence, Caitlin Doughty (Ask a Mortician) has a very good video on the subject
Hello friend! You have excellent taste in UA-cam. ❤️
I don't think the regularity of it is really the issue, I prefer to know how all of the meat in the freezer died.
I was just thinking of her video on this exact topic, good taste.
A body also won’t decompose while in a deep freezer! That’s why they would put it there, versus anywhere else on the boat. (My phone REALLY wants “boat” to be “goat”. 😂😂)
I find it funny that "not common" is somehow acceptable
The “there isn’t an ad” joke had “So no head?” energy. I laughed
Cheese🧀
For sure! And was answered when it was understood that weight distribution over water is what matters. 10 pounds of metal as a ball vs 10 pounds of metal as a thin sheet type of thang.
Imagine the first guy pitching this concept..."guys now imagine... we make a boat but out of steel"
**WIZARDRY**
Bro fr skipped 5th grade science
@@kylehill4437*GAAASP*
Big Tugg: “Boats, truly the airplane of the water world”
Seaplanes: 👁️👄👁️
Those are the boats of the airplane
It would also technically be airplanes are the boats of the air because I’m like 67% sure that boats were invented before planes
@@toefutacoonly 67%???
@@capybara2244 I just chose a random number
@@toefutaco do you think colonizers crossed the world in a 767
Man… I’m currently working in the showband on Grandeur. It’s literally an exact copy of Splendor and the Explorer, but guests still come on and say “We’ve been dying to see this one, it’s SOOO much better.” what’s crazy is we’re nearly sold out every cruise. We play special parties for people who’ve spent 200, 500, or 1000+ nights on Regent. Also I’ve seen the same guests come back multiple times during our contracts. It’s pretty common for couples to be on for months at a time. No idea how people afford it but they’re making two more Grandeur class ships in the next 4 years so something must be working lol.
Let's be honest tucker, if a boat came across you, it would somehow have an existential crisis and sink itself
because he would be the one sitting in it /j
Alright you have convinced me tugg I’m becoming a pirate and just stealing the beds
Can I come with I'm very good at sneaking beds onto pirate boats
As someone who delivers mail, the advertising is no joke. Even after a resident dies it doesn’t stop. I’ve been returning the mail for the same unalive person for the past 8 years with no end in sight.
Is……is this an ad in disguise?
It’s basically an anti-ad
I mean he’d legally have to tell us, if not in the video, then at least in the description, in the comments, or an Instagram.
The opposite
It’s so funny I want to book a Regency cruise and eat lobster and drink champagne for a week!!!!!!
When he said look at the clothes you’re wearing I genuinely did and frowned
Bruh I litterally said "Star Trek reference" and then this goated man Tucker said "I guess they must have been a Star Trek fan" I CANNOT.
Unfortunately, they probably just share the same namesakes as the Trek ships.
I truly relate to tugg here because my sea sickness is horrific, i dont like boats and i too cannot understand how a giant piece of metal can float
but you understand how a giant piece of metal can fly????
How? Density. Anything with density bigger than water's will sink.
Now how on earth is a ship less dense than water? Air pockets. There is a lot of air pockets in the ship, that makes overall density smaller.
Now, why density does that? Density, by definition, is mass / volume. Most of the times kg/m³ (SI unit). Less density means there's LESS MASS per SPACE. Which means, body with less density has more non-occupied space, compared to one with more density.
Hope I made the topic more clear, thanks for reading that and all that, have a great day!
@@dew66666 girl its a joke
@@hetmanfoko omg thanks so much for explaining, i feel 10x more smart now
@@bigredcombineharvester glad I could pass some knowledge forward :D
Fun fact: last year a man died from a heart attack on a Celebrity Cruise. The wife wanted to de-board and just fly herself and his coffin home, but the cruise employees told her it would be a nightmare to get his body home because they were out of country and told her they could safely store him in the morgue. They kept him on a pallet inside the walk in fridge for six days, but didn't consider that "refreshing soda" temperature is different than "keeping a human body preserved" temperature so he was very decomposed when they got to port in Florida. When she tried to seek compensation for the distraught of seeing her husband green and bloated and decomposed and also losing the opportunity to have an open casket, the cruise line said they couldn't be held responsible for her being upset about her husband's death and the widow's grief was not their problem.
*for the distress
@@shannond1511people who do this are actual losers.
This Channel is one of the greatest creations of being able to perfectly channel the best of internet bred humor. This man speaks with his soul, it feels so genuine and fun. Dude is hilarious as is the script. Then, even with visual editing, it compliments him so well. The meme-ness of it woth references and even the small messages in the silly looking font. I've enjoyed these videos so much, and I think this one was perfect. I am happy excited to experience what you guys create. Thank you :)
Another messed up thing about cruises is that a lot of workers are treated like slaves
I'm at the price of cruises segment; please, PLEASE, *PLEASE* do the "Guess That Obscene Price!" bit!
That intro was like a bucket of acid to the face. Already a 10/10 video.
I was NOT expecting that voice at the beginning 😭
Babe, wake the kids up
Big Tugg just dropped.
Big tugg never fails to fill me up with thick and juicy content
Ayo?🤨
so sticky too
Definitely worthy of a satisfaction cigarette afterwards
He always leaves me pregnant with questions!
And don’t even get me started on how salty the knowledge tastes in my mouth
Okay, now I NEED to see Benoit Blanc solve a murder mystery on a cruise ship
"look at what youre wearing, of course you dont" me sitting in my chair wearing basketball shorts, no shirt and a hat, eating a steak with green beans.
Steak And a hat?? You're a king
This video came out literally a week and a half before my mom goes on a cruise. The timing is impeccable. As I too, think of cruises as a floating disaster waiting to happen. So thanks for the reminder of any of these things possibly foreseen on her inevitable travels. Thanks, a lot.
Thank god not a shorts compilation
Real
He posts them outside his normal schedule
he posts those on wensdays
Thank you for spelling it how we do say it, tf is wednesday? Lol @@veeraboddu4630
He’s one of the few creators that actually posts longform content alongside his other stuff on a regular basis so 🤷♀️
0:01 the s isn't fully outlined by the purple...
I hate you for that
Bruh
how did that happen 😭☠️
oh God why
clear my schedule and cancel all my appointments- Big Tugg has blessed us with another video.
Hey tugg. Huge fan! There’s a ring in all your videos. High frequency, maybe 12-15k. try boosting the high end in a software sometime if you can’t hear it. It’s like your mic but idk. I don’t see other comments about it but I’ve confirmed it on studio monitors, a theatre rig, my air pods, two pairs of headphones, and phone and MacBook speakers, in multiple locations. So I’m like 99.999% sure it’s not on my side (especially since it’s only your videos!)
Good lord you’re in deep lmao, but noted. When I move I’m finally gunna have a dedicated filming spot instead of tearing everything down and building it back up when I need to film again, so hopefully I can upgrade equipment, lighting and audio
@@biggtugg I am in wayyyy too deep. I’m a huge audio nerd, hence all the gear. And have become a tugg nerd cause fire content is fire.
Also good luck on the move 🤘
I hear a ring but im sure its tinnitus on my end lol
Im reminiscing vicariously through you to the days i could appreciate audio like that
@@100GTAGUY Aw yeah man. I got earplugs in pretty much any time I'm not having a normal conversation cause I get headaches super easy from noise sensitivity. Means my hearing stays (sometimes annoyingly) healthy.
i also noticed this!! not an audio nerd but a chronic migraine sufferer lol
that egg thing looks like an embellished soul gem
thats actually pretty accurate on the water borne nursing home - someone else on youtube did the math and it is actually cheaper in some cases to live on an all inclusive cruise with a senior citizens discount than it is to live in certain cities or even pay for a real nursing home.
God I love this channel.
Btw, your cadence, delivery, and half-intentional stammering has infected my own everyday humorous conversations. Imitation... flattery... yada-yada.
My point is, I've unknowingly started to emulate you, because you could read a damn phone book and find a way to make it entertaining.
The fact I got recommended this video literally the day after I got off a cruise...
Edit: Finished the video and a guy had a heart attack on my cruise
as someone who grew up in normal, illinois... him saying my hometown name was a legit jumpscare
“Look at what you’re wearing, of course you don’t”
*me wearing a Temu shirt with Doritos stains* HEY!
Don't ask me why but "The world's most sinkable art museum" got me xD Love your videos, man
Ships are A LOT more safe than they were in, let’s say, Titanic’s era. They have enough lifeboats, they are made of stronger materials, etc.
Hearing about raw sewage filling up passenger decks is sufficient to dissuade me from going on cruises forever, respectfully
Literally just booked a cruise the day before this vid drops, and now I am being called an idiot. lmao
The fact that you just glossed over one of the most horrific events to take place on a cruise ship with "poopy, poopypee water all over" is somehow very fitting for the story lmao
i’m gonna be so fr with you tho, as an only child who got to go on a disney cruise at age 13, it was actually really cool. disney has its flaws but their cruises are genuinely high quality for any age.
“ eating off of gold Versace plats I bet you didn’t even know Versace made plates look at what you’re wearing ofc you don’t” got me HARD I am offended 💀
This is quite possibly the most boat analysis video ever.
I’m a pilot on the Steamboat Natchez in New Orleans. Been on boats my entire life. Safer on a boat than on land!
Maybe in New Orleans. 😂
suddenly i feel my fear of boats and traveling overseas being validated. thank you tugg
When I was a baby my parents took me on a cruise ship, according to my dad, at 1am he woke up out of bed and looked out the balcony window, to which he saw the water directly beside the balcony, the entire ship WAS NEARLY ON ITS SIDE FOR A FEW SECONDS
Now I really wanna meet the people who work in the Disney cruise morgue
Morticians are inherently creepy, but I imagine the disney one's wearing those old school doctor and nurse outfits, with oversized medical implements and those big, Disney smiles... horrifying.
Watching this while sitting at the airport returning from a cruise was hilarious... thanks Tugg!
Going on my first cruise next week. Thanks BugTugg you're a hero.
Tucker: "look at what you're wearing"
me in my McDonald's t-shirt and light blue fuzzy pyjama pants with purple stars:
Living on a boat is like van life without the "where do I park" issue
Lobster was also fed to PRISONERS IN MEDIEVAL EUROPEAN COUNTRIES
"Watching people go down a water slide while youre grieving" feels like my childhood
i don’t know the history of fabrege (?lmao?) eggs but the fact that it makes you feel this way makes me want to learn about it from you lol
New Big Tugg?! Drop absolutely everything!! We're gonna watch this four times in a row. This man can talk about anything and I'm riveted. Also, moving sucks, make that video. I have moved 3 times in 3 years and it's always a nightmare. I hope yours wasn't too bad though. Rest up after, take care!
I’m going on my first cruise this summer, and NOW. AFTER IVE PAID. I see this video.
goddamn
Apparently cruises that dock in different places don’t wait for everyone to get back on board. I read a story about a woman who got off the boat, didn’t make it back in time, and was kidnapped and trafficked in a brothel. And she asked for help from a soldier who was at the brothel and he apparently did nothing because he didn’t want his CO to find out he was at a brothel.
10:42
“Old people love pudding”
But why is that so true? I remember my grandmother having tons of pudding when I was like, five-
One shelf in my grandmas fridge was just…pudding. Just a big variety of pudding. And also jello. But mostly pudding.
She really liked pudding.
@@therealopaartist lol, can’t forget the jello.
07:03 My husband and I used to work on cruise ships and when someone died on the cruise they would make arrangements to disembark the body on the next port so it could return to the family, the ship wouldn’t keep the body for the entirety of the cruise - also because most passengers aren’t from the embarkation city/state/country anyway. And yes, on certain emergency situations they would turn the ship around (although a dead body wouldn’t be one of them)
I don't know why Tucker hates boats he seems like a boat-minded person. Either way we need Tucker to do a cruise vlog or a few
“I bet you didn’t know that Versace MADE plates, look at what you’re wearing ofc you don’t” I will NOT be dissed on my Juicy couture night gown, it’s high class idc
This made my day
Ain’t no way I just got an ad for viking river cruises while watching a video about cruises 😂
I have a cruise channel and do a lot of comedy about the cruise industry. You killed me! You can take any topic and make it your own. I enjoy it!
My sense of humor is listening to Tucker monologue priori truths about boats in an accent I don't know the origins of. I come back to watch this video constantly, and it makes me laugh every damn time.
I mean the answer to the first question is pretty obvious, if boat so big but only weigh 180,000T then how much does all the water around it weight? Well about 2,200lbs per meter sooooo…
“just look at what you’re wearing!”
**looks down at a frog and toad t-shirt and mismatched socks **
0:15 -- because boat very big and full of air... air float on water, even if metal balloon
“Look at what you’re wearing!”
Me watching this in my oversized Snap-on hoodie and basketball shorts 🌝
4:36 who is big tugg talking to? is he ok?
When i was three I went on a cruise and my aunt accidentally slammed my finger in the metal door that locked right after, so she was just sitting there panicking while my parents tried to unlock the door and now my pointer finger is permanently bent
This is amazing Edit BOAT
My grandma has a saying she heard when cruise ships arrive, "Ahh, It's the newlyweds, the over feds, and the almost deads."
He unloaded his bigtuggload all over us
Daaammmn... that sagwa reference just messed my head up.... my mum just died a couple weeks ago and i have had a weird month of mourning, depression and nostalgia.... anyways the sagwa theme song was definitely stored somewhere in my sub concious... and it just booted a bunch of old childhood memories out into the fore front of my mind. Thanks for that I guess lol... really tho... whole video was a nice bit of nostalgia... even if PBS is weeeeird af!
erm what the sigma 🥵
I like how the response to getting hit with rockets is to deafen them and leave them in the dust 😂
0 Likes? Tug you really fell off 😔😔
Wow oh so funny and not to mention original, never heard this before, how did you even come up with it? Woah dude/hj
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This is not even close to funny, I didn’t even come close to cracking a chuckle. I urge you to reconsider your life choices after commenting this. This was one of the worse comments I think I’ve ever seen and extremely unoriginal. Whenever you get in this platform please never comment again, nobody wants to hear it. My life has changed after seeing this and my day is officially ruined.
This is not even close to funny, I didn’t even come close to cracking a chuckle. I urge you to reconsider your life choices after commenting this. This was one of the worse comments I think I’ve ever seen and extremely unoriginal. Whenever you get in this platform please never comment again, nobody wants to hear it. My life has changed after seeing this and my day is officially ruined.
@@Hihellohiii you seem like a real joy to be around.
I wonder what Big Tugg will talk about once he runs out of things to be afraid of.
Genuinely surprised you didn’t get a chance to touch on the disaster of the Ss Eastland in this vid! Caitlin Doughty has a short documentary video on her channel about it that touches on your concerns about boats being too heavy.
I got an ad for a cruise while watching this 😭
Same
big tugg never fails to make me fear literally everything
got an ad for a cruise ship before watching this
Tugg has convinced me to go on a cruise
I got a cruise ad when the video ended and honestly thought the video was still going
getting an emerald cruises ad at the start of this video is too on the nose for comfort
Fun fact: I was on a cruise when this video dropped and it was a truly horrendous experience. If I hadn't been guilted into going by my parents i never would've went but now I know for certain that I'm never doing it again.
Tugg having trust issues about boats is the most tugg thing I’ve ever heard
“ On some occasions they are sometimes red”. Had me dying for some reason
10:39 gotta love that Tugg used an image of an old person eating paint that he thought was pudding
"Look at what you're wearing I know you don't." Me eating microwaved hotdogs on regular sliced bread for breakfast in my kitchen, with only shorts on.
You could build a boat with the amount of mail they send to about 20 people. They probably cut down about 100 trees just to send mail to about 5 people throughout a year.
The old timey TV narrator voice at the start is immaculate