JourneyQuest - JourneyQuest - Episode 3: A Rather Unfortunate Turn of Events

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  • Perf gives an orcish grammar lesson. Meanwhile, Glorion battles the river...
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  • @GaryAnyanka
    @GaryAnyanka 12 років тому +28

    "He's right, you know. That's just basic grammar."
    *can't stop laughing* Can the orcs have their own show? I love them!

  • @Danielzodiark
    @Danielzodiark 8 років тому +63

    The yellow wizard is basically Rincewind and I love it.

    • @Silmarisi
      @Silmarisi 8 років тому +5

      It's awesome, right? XD

  • @cardinallorekeeper6711
    @cardinallorekeeper6711 8 років тому +25

    "You and me both, man-candy"
    I need that sword.

  • @zanite8650
    @zanite8650 10 років тому +47

    My god, stabbing things really DOES solve everything!

  • @MultiNonymous
    @MultiNonymous 9 років тому +48

    ... Did Glorion just stab the river (spirit) to death?

  • @harmonicajay91
    @harmonicajay91 10 років тому +56

    Bravely Stabbed. Glorion is a true lunatic.

  • @Bobban
    @Bobban 8 років тому +36

    Why is this so entertaining? Cant stop watching, the quality is of "advanced school project" level but I still love it.

  • @soulmaster846
    @soulmaster846 8 років тому +59

    "Bravely stabbed you!"
    Best. Line. Ever.

  • @elwynbrooks
    @elwynbrooks 13 років тому +6

    "THAT'S ANATOMICALLY IMPOSSIBLE!!"
    I. Love. This. Series.

  • @wanderlustking236
    @wanderlustking236 8 років тому +12

    just discovered this, Journey Quest is a national treasure.

  • @arthursb42
    @arthursb42 11 років тому +4

    Everytime he says "I'm not a very good wizard", all I hear is "Rincewind"

  • @RamblinJackTravis
    @RamblinJackTravis 10 років тому +23

    Glory is like one my all-time favorite fantasy characters now. That guy cracks me up.

    • @drizzt7dourden7
      @drizzt7dourden7 10 років тому +5

      i was thinking about making him an NPC for my campain buuuutt i think my players would just kill him and sell his stuff... ^^

    • @mimzianamimzi4766
      @mimzianamimzi4766 10 років тому

      Same here!!!!

    • @squeestahk6776
      @squeestahk6776 10 років тому +2

      yea, Glorian is priceless. my buddy based his current d&d character loosely off of him. Still brash and insufferable at times...but always hilarious. He once gave the party all of 12 seconds to negotiate with the chieftan before charging in and smacking the crap out of him.

    • @kevinsullivan3448
      @kevinsullivan3448 10 років тому

      drizzt7dourden7 As well they should.

    • @squeestahk6776
      @squeestahk6776 10 років тому +4

      c'mon yall. Glorian conquered the Temple of All Dooms single handedly. Do you really think your party can match him...even 4-5 on 1? He's too honorable to show them mercy, and lives by the code "Killing = Honor". I'm pretty sure they're screwed if they try anything...and I don't even know squat about them.

  • @tkinsey3
    @tkinsey3 5 років тому +4

    "Do not tell me you're hurt."
    "I landed on my keys."

  • @raret4
    @raret4 10 років тому +17

    the sword is better company than Excalibur from Soul eater xD

  • @DragonSouled79
    @DragonSouled79 13 років тому +2

    Love it! But sadness if Carrow is perma-dead. :( Also, the sword is great - "Do you moisturize? Is that LAVENDER?"

  • @mikeconner3684
    @mikeconner3684 9 років тому +7

    Hilt job. I am loving this show!

    • @nananananatman7785
      @nananananatman7785 8 років тому

      +Mike Conner They have 3 days to meet their kickstarter goal or the show will be cancelled.

  • @Rorschached
    @Rorschached 13 років тому +2

    "I can't believe you stabbed me."
    "Bravely stabbed you."

  • @eddthehead123
    @eddthehead123 8 років тому +15

    Huh, Rincewind is in this....

  • @Harrowed3
    @Harrowed3 12 років тому +1

    You are seriously overestimating my courage. Gold! :D

  • @leotamer5
    @leotamer5 10 років тому +4

    Lol, the warrior was to stupid to fall for a siren's trick.

  • @Griskram
    @Griskram 12 років тому +1

    Well played, RIVER!

  • @Illonaxpg
    @Illonaxpg 12 років тому +3

    Can anyone explain to me why the Wizard thinks he can cast a level 5 CLERIC spell? Or why the ranger expects him to be able to use divine magic?

  • @FromRussiaWithLuv007
    @FromRussiaWithLuv007 13 років тому +1

    Wow, I can't beleive that riddle was actually meant literally

  • @owenpm3
    @owenpm3 5 років тому +1

    Solid proof that killing stuff is usually the best option in any good RPG.

  • @Kinuhbud
    @Kinuhbud 11 років тому +1

    "Well played, River!"

  • @Razzlion
    @Razzlion 9 років тому +2

    xD ahaa "You and me both Man-Candy." SO FUCKING FUNNY! Totally my new favorite insult.

  • @soapninja
    @soapninja 13 років тому

    Best episode yet guys!

  • @QueenOfPureRandomnes
    @QueenOfPureRandomnes 11 років тому

    Where has this show BEEN all my life :D
    Subscribed.

  • @Splattedable
    @Splattedable 7 років тому +2

    That moment when you're wondering if he speaks orcish and he starts correcting their grammar.

  • @mikeindel
    @mikeindel 4 роки тому

    Great show ! Thankyou

  • @DragonflightProduct
    @DragonflightProduct 13 років тому +1

    This is cathartic for me. The warrior looks like my room mate, who is dumb as hell lol. No doubt this is how he would play D&D.

  • @Ghalaghor_McAllistor
    @Ghalaghor_McAllistor 4 роки тому

    The after credit bloopers are the best!

  • @domidium
    @domidium 11 місяців тому

    "You said you could heal him!" Um...no he didn't. He keeps telling her that he's not a very good wizard, and then she gets upset when he doesn't do something correctly. I mean, he's TELLING her he's ineffectual!

  • @volume10industries...24_7
    @volume10industries...24_7 6 місяців тому

    the River Spirit Leila Aram Panahi is gorgeous

  • @Avariel
    @Avariel 12 років тому +6

    Because journeyquest isnt based on D&D classes unlike their "The Gamers" titles.

  • @soprano0106
    @soprano0106 13 років тому

    Keeter!! Shout out from MSC. This is awesome :)

  • @volume10industries...24_7
    @volume10industries...24_7 6 місяців тому

    Glorion is Dirk from Dragon's Lair. Perf is Rincewind from Discworld. But i love Journeyquest.

  • @promiscuous5761
    @promiscuous5761 2 роки тому

    Thank you.

  • @slchance8839
    @slchance8839 4 роки тому

    sometimes, it seems like the yellow wizard is doing a ron burgundy impression "That got out hand quickly. Brick killed a guy. You should probably get out town for a few days..."

  • @AspectClip
    @AspectClip 8 років тому +12

    Loved how the mage schooled them about their own language. Was wondering, is it a real language, or made up? I'm presuming it's made up but it could be old Irish for all I know (I don't know the old Saxon languages)

    • @erynastan2454
      @erynastan2454 8 років тому +1

      +AspectClip realy? you compare this to Old Irish or Anglo-Saxon... shame on you

    • @AspectClip
      @AspectClip 8 років тому +6

      Well why not? It's not like I would recognize either of those languages if I heard them.

    • @kthearcher3357
      @kthearcher3357 2 роки тому

      So 5yrs later, they talk about it in one of their more recent behind the scenes stuff or Kickstarter campaign iirc.

  • @BESTfriends512
    @BESTfriends512 13 років тому

    this is hilarious, favorite youtube thing. ever.

  • @Trilaan
    @Trilaan 5 років тому

    0:30 is the beginning of pure gold.

  • @BOBOLAMA
    @BOBOLAMA 7 років тому

    Thanks another good one

  • @RisaxTheImp
    @RisaxTheImp 11 років тому +1

    Is it wrong of me to compare Perf to Rincewind from the Discworld novels?
    I mean, he claims that he isn't a great wizard, he tends to run away when Glorion isn't paying attention and he seems to have a knowledge of languages. (or at least the Orcish one. :P)
    Hell, he even seems to run a bit like Rincewind did in the Live-Action mini series.
    But, I love him.
    And he does seem to be a tad braver than Rincewind. ;)
    Also I can't believe that I only found the series today. I wish I found it sooner!

  • @Imbacore01
    @Imbacore01 8 років тому +2

    Four dislikes? No wonder we saw an orcsign in the previous episode...

  • @theknightofbadassness301
    @theknightofbadassness301 10 років тому

    You need to put three episodes together for one MEGA AWESOME half-ish hour episode. just for me like;)

  • @EmberCelica
    @EmberCelica 13 років тому

    lol hes slaying the river glorion is the best

  • @whipfire1
    @whipfire1 13 років тому

    @Eurekamatthew You and me BOTH, Man-Candy! LMAO!!

  • @SemperOkami
    @SemperOkami 11 років тому

    ROFL I love the bantering between the wizard and the orcs this is my ......15th time watching this

  • @RoughThief
    @RoughThief 5 років тому

    This is like the 8-bit theatre only this time it's the fighter that's the homocidal maniac

  • @AngelWhitScabbedWing
    @AngelWhitScabbedWing 12 років тому

    lol that wizard reminds me of Rincewind :D

  • @heresjohnny6598
    @heresjohnny6598 5 років тому

    still excelent

  • @dagello
    @dagello 11 років тому

    This guy has a very understanding GM...

  • @YoukoKoryuu
    @YoukoKoryuu 13 років тому

    Very funny. Thanks! ^^

  • @FreddeX91
    @FreddeX91 13 років тому

    I remember when we were playing Dark Heresy and we were supposed to collect a legendary sword from a fallen inquisitor, and it was literary THIS close that the sword choose the wrong dude, we had an incompetent Cleric, a half-demon psyker (me), a batshit crazy techpriest and a guardsman who there was nothing wrong with (well, in comparison at least..). Luckily the guardsman was the one who reached it first! :D

  • @Rood67
    @Rood67 7 років тому +9

    Do you moisturize? You're hands are so soft I feel like I'm getting a hilt job. ROFL

  • @Kutko23
    @Kutko23 13 років тому

    more i demand it!

  • @staywildmedia4302
    @staywildmedia4302 8 років тому +1

    "orcslayer be' is fine..pink skin! LMAO!

  • @joriandrake
    @joriandrake 12 років тому

    I LOVE speaking weapons! XD

  • @RisaxTheImp
    @RisaxTheImp 11 років тому

    Glad to see I'm not the only one then. ;)
    (Hell, Perf even gets the talking sword.)

  • @dac314
    @dac314 13 років тому +1

    "seriously, I feel like Im getting a hiltjob."
    thats so classic.

  • @Rezorrand
    @Rezorrand 13 років тому

    omg, Lilarcor! :o

  • @cardinallorekeeper6711
    @cardinallorekeeper6711 8 років тому

    "Bravely stabbed you"
    Well, damn, how can I be like him?

  • @Pasteldqueijo
    @Pasteldqueijo 13 років тому

    this is better than the D&D movie

  • @themightychabunga2441
    @themightychabunga2441 9 років тому

    Catching up on JQ at a public library in Durango CO.
    I can't wait to see what is next!
    A feature length production is in order for this series.
    Hey fat pockets, invest in this and know you have served all ends.

    • @nananananatman7785
      @nananananatman7785 8 років тому

      +TheMighty Chabunga They have 3 days to meet their kickstarter goal or the show will be permanently cancelled.

  • @vardellsfolly5200
    @vardellsfolly5200 5 років тому

    So.. that sword was actually.. LILARCOR !

  • @DokDicer
    @DokDicer 13 років тому

    Haha... a typical 4th level or so wizard.^^ And Grammarnazi. That is me. :)

  • @drayeleth
    @drayeleth 13 років тому

    "that's annatomically impossible!"

  • @Zombieorpheus
    @Zombieorpheus  13 років тому

    @andymcgaha All will become clear in time.

  • @littlebear89
    @littlebear89 12 років тому

    OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG talking sword!

  • @bobbythesahaugin
    @bobbythesahaugin 13 років тому

    @Cherubiel is totally in agreement :) I'd totally let him heal my wounds

  • @RobLucci3
    @RobLucci3 13 років тому

    @derkai90 Resurrection spell? Most of deaths in DND (I assume its based on dnd) are not permanent, if you really don't want them to be.

  • @Shklyarr
    @Shklyarr 13 років тому

    You should make a spin-off about Glorion

  • @Jacquobite
    @Jacquobite 8 років тому

    Go buy it on steam guys

  • @Tragaloth
    @Tragaloth 13 років тому

    @PKtheFirst Because low budget, they'll be some no doubt but only if necessary, besides, it would be hard to notice in real life anyways

  • @jenduke63
    @jenduke63 13 років тому

    @ZaganothofArathor How can you make that assessment after less than 10 minutes of screen time? He is playing the character as written. Wait until you've seen the whole thing.

  • @evgeniptolemy5570
    @evgeniptolemy5570 Рік тому

    Really curious about what the Orcish word for "anatomically" is

  • @Aeroldoth3
    @Aeroldoth3 9 років тому

    1:29
    Just noticed the green ranger has green eyes.

  • @bustedwolf
    @bustedwolf 13 років тому

    Is that lavender I smell?

  • @aragorn1780
    @aragorn1780 12 років тому

    you know what would have been REALLY ironic? if instead of a nianth, they made it an elemental water dragon, xD

  • @eclat4641
    @eclat4641 Рік тому

    Still dead 😂

  • @EmmettJelly
    @EmmettJelly 11 років тому

    The wizard is my acting instructor:)

  • @Darkwintre
    @Darkwintre 13 років тому

    @derkai90 Didn't they say something about "holy" zombies?

  • @Zombieorpheus
    @Zombieorpheus  12 років тому

    Check the video description for all of the links!

  • @Icannotreadable
    @Icannotreadable 12 років тому

    Zono ka zenn zup pera gen gae!!!!!

  • @ZaganothofArathor
    @ZaganothofArathor 13 років тому

    The guy who played Carrow was ten times better as Cass in dorkness rising.

  • @jamesnotheisen
    @jamesnotheisen 13 років тому

    Do you moisturize? Is that lavender...

  • @lissa517
    @lissa517 12 років тому

    hehe a "hilt job" !

  • @Decay85
    @Decay85 13 років тому

    @derkai90 Might be a slight chance they resurrect him somehow, don't you think? ;)

  • @RThyrring
    @RThyrring 10 років тому

    Even though it's NOT him (yes, I checked) I've though the voice of the sword kinda sounded like The Nostalgia Critic

  • @Biopunked
    @Biopunked 13 років тому

    @nunyabidness314
    I don't think every failed mage is a copy-cat. And the warrior is more close to the typical dnd insane fighter than Monty Python's Holy Grail.
    But hey,each to his own.We'll see how it develops

  • @metalstormer
    @metalstormer 13 років тому

    If he killed the river spirit, then why is the river still flowing? Wouldn't it dry up?

  • @PKtheFirst
    @PKtheFirst 13 років тому

    Why didn't we actually see any arrows flying?

  • @NancyFrye
    @NancyFrye 13 років тому

    Oops!

  • @shinigamideathgirl
    @shinigamideathgirl 12 років тому

    ...Is carrow gonna be okay?
    :(

  • @MontChevalier
    @MontChevalier 12 років тому

    What's the website?

  • @cyanblue30
    @cyanblue30 11 років тому

    Pretty sure he slipped and said "Oh Cass" lmao Gamers Dorkness Rising leaking through :P

  • @shagoosty
    @shagoosty 13 років тому

    @RabiesBunny They can in 1st and 2nd ed

  • @ChiefWyldeSpirit
    @ChiefWyldeSpirit 12 років тому

    Hey humie!
    War du ken du shaa!

  • @Cobold97
    @Cobold97 12 років тому

    intelligent weapons ftw