Jerma gets lost in the woods for a second time in this video. Editor: Vinnysuperg123 / @vinnysuperg123 Main Channel / jerma985 Twitch Stream: / jerma985
Sometimes I imagine jerma in public, and someones like, "Hey could I get help for this wordle?" and he runs over and is like yeah I got it. Then he can't solve it at all and he says "Ah it's OK, I can dodge a battle axe."
"Oh what's the toothpaste story--" Good lord, I no joke thought Jerma was going to say he ate a whole tube of toothpaste and vomited in his mother's bed.
My favorite moment was when Jerma watched a cute forest critter cry and cower in fear when threatened with a rusty sword to the face, then throwing it directly at the little guy and then being "shocked" that it caused this wonderful creature pain as if he hasn't harmed countless other living beings with the same method. It just reminds me how much of a dedicated and frankly downright insane actor this man is. But if he's so sure he can dodge a battle axe, I think this coward should dodge a broadsword thrown directly at his face. Perhaps he will simply just phase through the sword or perhaps this man truly is mortal and he will feel a fraction of the pain he has caused countless innocents. Either way, I think it would be pretty funny and would make for great content. The provable and literal sword has been thrown. Will you dodge it? Like a coward? Or will you face the consequences of your actions and meet justice head-on in the form of a rusty broadsword?
What a psychopath. He threw a metal sword at a naive korok, and his response was "I didn't know it would hurt it". I don't even know how he got out of the asylum. In all seriousness, I am so happy to see Jerma finally playing Breath of the Wild. I could watch this all day! I hope he plays more, and does the dlc.
This was painful to watch. I can't believe Jerma is a real person. He just cannot do puzzles, and even when chat tells him exactly what to do, he still takes 30 minutes to figure it out. What an absolute mad lad.
Good heavens his brain has warped from CBD brain to an entirely new plane of existence, Walmart Sword? What? Why? I do enjoy his transition from Beep you chat member right to welcome everyone from the raid. He's soo polite.
Talk about a throwback! One of my favourite streams from back in the day when jerma was a youngster, oh boy did i love the 80s and this stream really helped me remember those good times! Anyone else remember going onto the tv after school and flicking through what was showing on tv just to find that jerma985 was on cartoon network and you just spend hours watching this silly guy play these goofy little games!
@@angadgrewal9324 I've watched the vods for all of them, and trust me there are some moments of frustration and confusion, but I don't think I was ever angry until he "completely forgot" about magnesis AND THEN grabs the completely immovable ball over and over again expecting something different to happen each time. I've watched jerma since the tf2 days, I certainly ain't stopping anytime soon 💜
25:36 I was almost expecting him for him to go "say my name..." being followed by a complete silence but in his head the guy from chat goes "you're Jerma985" and after the prolonged silence he goes "You're goddamn right" while looking directly in the camera
@@sukai4589 I actually just found out about that myself! In one of the more recent vods that I watched, I was skipping through the intro when I heard "Wild". Then I went back to where that was, and that's when he said it, and I'm very excited to see its return. Thank you for letting me know anyways, though :)
@@OhDeerJocelyn he is a LIAR and a crook. don’t trust the false words that fall from this “mans” forked tongue. he’s only streamed botw once since and i’m heartbroken about it
My Nana used to have to be the piano lady. And she was an 80 year old woman that looked like she was about to roll over dead any second. Yet she played in a million plays every month doing this shit, and she didnt mess up ONCE she didnt even seem bothered. like it was EASY. The same woman who keeps dropping her pills on the ground with flimsy hands, somehow can play perfectly for 2 hours straight. Thank your piano ladies
I swear ive seen 3 streams in a row where he's supposedly "chilling out" and he just cackles incoherently while casting curses on his viewers. Is this the new chill? I missed the days when he would just hang with us and rock out.
If you're wondering why the chat is just emotes, his twitch chatroom was put on emote only mode so that people couldn't give him tips to beat the level. He continued to monitor the chat instead and interpret the emotes into tips on how to beat the level
At absolutely no point does Jerma think "what was I told to do here?" all it said was that trees with mouths full of iron would lead the way. they're just MARKERS jerma. oh my god
Okay I don't care about any madman persona or how stupid smart Jerma is, I just want to see him finish this game! Jerma somehow makes Zelda BOTW both painful and addictive to watch him get through straightforward challenges with the most unorthodox methods. I feel bad seeing him get so flustered though, it happens, I'm glad he is enjoying it though.
Own a sword for manor defence, since that's what the Magna Carta intended. Four heathens break into my cottage. "What in the Lord's name?" As I grab my aventail bascinet and windlass arbalest. Punch a bolt through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Throw a pot of naft at the second man and miss entirely since it's a hand thrown grenade in the dark and burns down the neighbour's harvest causing them to starve in the winter. I have to resort to the pot of boiling oil at the top of the hay loft "Deus Lo Vult!" The boiling oil completely drenches two men and cause them to scream in agony and writhe on the ground, racked with incomprehensible pain. The screams of pain frightens horses in nearby stables. Draw sword and charge the last terrified infidel. He bleeds out with no one to assist him since this is Feudal Europe and nobody gives a shit. Just as the Magna Carta intended.
the jump not registering thing is a problem i also had when playing this game, if there are any obstructions between your controller and the switch then it just fails to register jump inputs
@@scarmacaw I've watched it already or at least most of it but don't remember when it was streamed, its just really useful bit of info especially since the videos posted are out of order stream edits
I love how concise and specific the intro clip is this time. bonus points for building on the joke where he wore a green shirt and did a shaggy voice
@@weirdyoutubechannels No !!!
vinny said recently in another video that he spends hours looking for an intro clip
I like ur silly little drawings big man
Props to the editor, he always finds a obscure clip that fits so well
i dont even know how the editor finds these clips
"STOP DOING THE MARIO!" is one of my favorites 22:21
SWING YOUR ARMS
FROM SIDE TO SIDE
@@Dinofly4 I AM GOD
COME ON YOU KNOW
That and 19:10 definitely should've been Worst Gamer Moment candidates last year
EAT YOUR ARMS
"JUUUST LIIIIKE DAAAAT!!"
"No human just runs off the edge and doesn't press jump" - Jerma
"I am a lizard" - Also Jerma
fun fact! the legend of zelda: walmart sword was originally named skyward sword, but it was ultimately changed in honor of jerma. still miss that guy
New DYKG episode idea
things haven't been the same since he peeped the horror and left us behind
little more jerma trivia for you: the legend of zelda: bugleberry's mask was called majora's mask! again, in honor of jerma. 🕊🪦🕊
Sometimes I imagine jerma in public, and someones like, "Hey could I get help for this wordle?" and he runs over and is like yeah I got it. Then he can't solve it at all and he says "Ah it's OK, I can dodge a battle axe."
"Oh what's the toothpaste story--" Good lord, I no joke thought Jerma was going to say he ate a whole tube of toothpaste and vomited in his mother's bed.
New oreo flavor: toothpaste
My favorite moment was when Jerma watched a cute forest critter cry and cower in fear when threatened with a rusty sword to the face, then throwing it directly at the little guy and then being "shocked" that it caused this wonderful creature pain as if he hasn't harmed countless other living beings with the same method. It just reminds me how much of a dedicated and frankly downright insane actor this man is. But if he's so sure he can dodge a battle axe, I think this coward should dodge a broadsword thrown directly at his face. Perhaps he will simply just phase through the sword or perhaps this man truly is mortal and he will feel a fraction of the pain he has caused countless innocents. Either way, I think it would be pretty funny and would make for great content. The provable and literal sword has been thrown. Will you dodge it? Like a coward? Or will you face the consequences of your actions and meet justice head-on in the form of a rusty broadsword?
G a s
why have jerma comment sections become ruminations on some bizarre horrifying entity we can only hope to understand
This comment is almost as elaborately insane as jerma himself
@@cusionmon6652 That's like asking "why are dunkey comments all about dunkey"
will you fight? or will you perish, like a -dog- cute forest critter?
We still havent gotten
- The battleaxe dodging stream
- The peep the horror stream
- The Baseball stream
We got the baseball stream a while ago
@@coreywest9597 we got A baseball stream 😏
@@coreywest9597 we mean the REAL baseball stream
@@natesface 😳
@@sovviedan6791 You right
What a psychopath. He threw a metal sword at a naive korok, and his response was "I didn't know it would hurt it". I don't even know how he got out of the asylum.
In all seriousness, I am so happy to see Jerma finally playing Breath of the Wild. I could watch this all day! I hope he plays more, and does the dlc.
I love that he bought the dlc but doesn’t even know he bought it
Vinny hitting us with another goated edit
:)
@@jimmybean420 That’s Jerma985’s editor, Jeremy Elbertson
i really saw jerma get lost in the woods again and thought "havent i already seen this"
didnt u read the description
@@derp777_ yeah that's why i left the comment
@@theIargedude glad i could help
This was painful to watch. I can't believe Jerma is a real person. He just cannot do puzzles, and even when chat tells him exactly what to do, he still takes 30 minutes to figure it out. What an absolute mad lad.
Honestly the "test of wood" combat trial was far more painful than the one where he forgets the magnet exists
picross is the only puzzle he understands
@@zooparty1257 he absolutely does not understand picross
emotes arent really "tells him exactly"
Game is designed for a 10 year old to play, riddle told him to follow the iron and after being reminded of the magnet he forgot the riddle
Good heavens his brain has warped from CBD brain to an entirely new plane of existence, Walmart Sword? What? Why? I do enjoy his transition from Beep you chat member right to welcome everyone from the raid. He's soo polite.
I appreciate that the chat is included. These BOTW vids are great
I wish jerma existed outside of my nightmares
I wish you could contain him better
Talk about a throwback! One of my favourite streams from back in the day when jerma was a youngster, oh boy did i love the 80s and this stream really helped me remember those good times! Anyone else remember going onto the tv after school and flicking through what was showing on tv just to find that jerma985 was on cartoon network and you just spend hours watching this silly guy play these goofy little games!
my parents stopped paying for cable when they caught me watching this guy
I remember that too, very nostalgic! It's a shame the authorities caught him after the horror.
Peep
I LOVE JERMA HES TOO FUNNY
WHA WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE
me
goofy ahh emoticons 💀
me when jerma makes me MASSIVE BLUE CACKLE and GREEN CUBE LAUGH and BRAIN CRY and DISSAPOINTED RED MAN, so relatable!!
I love how he keeps insisting on attempting to decode the emote hints when he's completely failed to understand every single time so far
I think the magnet troubles were the first time I've ever actually gotten angry at jerma
did you watch his botw streams?
@@angadgrewal9324 I've watched the vods for all of them, and trust me there are some moments of frustration and confusion, but I don't think I was ever angry until he "completely forgot" about magnesis AND THEN grabs the completely immovable ball over and over again expecting something different to happen each time.
I've watched jerma since the tf2 days, I certainly ain't stopping anytime soon 💜
When he’s explaining the Mario thing it sounds like he’s the subordinate of a James Bond villain begging for his life
This is one of the most perfect opening clips I've seen; beautiful
Jermas "chill" streams are always the most frustrating things on earth. They always involve puzzles and he takes like 20 mins to complete them
the intro clip is TOO perfect, it was made for this video, i love it
25:36 I was almost expecting him for him to go "say my name..." being followed by a complete silence but in his head the guy from chat goes "you're Jerma985" and after the prolonged silence he goes "You're goddamn right" while looking directly in the camera
I'm so sad he hasn't played more of BoTW. Only 7-8 (I forget) streams in, and it's already over. RIP 😭
He said he’ll play more of it but as chill non-cam streams
@@sukai4589 I actually just found out about that myself! In one of the more recent vods that I watched, I was skipping through the intro when I heard "Wild". Then I went back to where that was, and that's when he said it, and I'm very excited to see its return. Thank you for letting me know anyways, though :)
@@OhDeerJocelyn he is a LIAR and a crook. don’t trust the false words that fall from this “mans” forked tongue. he’s only streamed botw once since and i’m heartbroken about it
"Pretend it's what you wanted and see how you feel."
-Bilbo Baggins
HOW DO THE EDITORS KEEP DOING IT WITH THESE INTROS
My Nana used to have to be the piano lady. And she was an 80 year old woman that looked like she was about to roll over dead any second. Yet she played in a million plays every month doing this shit, and she didnt mess up ONCE she didnt even seem bothered. like it was EASY. The same woman who keeps dropping her pills on the ground with flimsy hands, somehow can play perfectly for 2 hours straight.
Thank your piano ladies
i think the craziest experience would be seeing jerma play disco elysium
i would kill for him to do that
Jerma is always high. He told me one day.
bless his soul i'm surprised he can even file his taxes or drive a car at this point
It is actually unbelievable how he manages to be so uniquely bad at this game
I swear ive seen 3 streams in a row where he's supposedly "chilling out" and he just cackles incoherently while casting curses on his viewers. Is this the new chill? I missed the days when he would just hang with us and rock out.
If you're wondering why the chat is just emotes, his twitch chatroom was put on emote only mode so that people couldn't give him tips to beat the level. He continued to monitor the chat instead and interpret the emotes into tips on how to beat the level
watching this particular stream live was one of the most stressful experiences of my life
There’s something strange about seeing jerma playing games I’ve played before
nice video keep it up jerma
the funniest part is that this was uploaded less than a minute ago
WHY ARE YOU USING BOMB ARROWS! YOU HAVE 41 ICE ARROWS. He is so frustrating in a childrens game
At absolutely no point does Jerma think "what was I told to do here?" all it said was that trees with mouths full of iron would lead the way. they're just MARKERS jerma. oh my god
13:54 LOOOOOL the socpens subscriber using the YA emote is killing me
Jerma's going to go to New Zealand and get into a fight with dwarves to prove he can dodge a battleaxe
so many good clips from this "i don't have a heart in here" "STOP DOING THE MARIO"
Okay I don't care about any madman persona or how stupid smart Jerma is, I just want to see him finish this game! Jerma somehow makes Zelda BOTW both painful and addictive to watch him get through straightforward challenges with the most unorthodox methods. I feel bad seeing him get so flustered though, it happens, I'm glad he is enjoying it though.
What are you even doing? Just watch the video, its quite good.
The drywall bit at the end got me from nowhere
Another Jerma korok forest video for me to tear my hair out too!! Hooray!
Own a sword for manor defence, since that's what the Magna Carta intended. Four heathens break into my cottage. "What in the Lord's name?" As I grab my aventail bascinet and windlass arbalest. Punch a bolt through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Throw a pot of naft at the second man and miss entirely since it's a hand thrown grenade in the dark and burns down the neighbour's harvest causing them to starve in the winter. I have to resort to the pot of boiling oil at the top of the hay loft "Deus Lo Vult!" The boiling oil completely drenches two men and cause them to scream in agony and writhe on the ground, racked with incomprehensible pain. The screams of pain frightens horses in nearby stables. Draw sword and charge the last terrified infidel. He bleeds out with no one to assist him since this is Feudal Europe and nobody gives a shit. Just as the Magna Carta intended.
Whatever you’re on, I want it too
@@OrangeandGreenSoda Three different types of alcohol.
It's been ages since I read the medieval version of the Stand Your Ground gun meme
he needs to play this again
insane hero gets frustrated with nature spirit and throws a broadsword at it
eating drywall does sound like something Mr Elbertson would do
it truly baffles me how someone can play that amount of videogames and be a functional adult and yet still just not put the pieces together
17:15 Ngl he do be looking like the Road signs for what route you are on.
He unironically looks like mr green today, even before he mentioned him.
jerma IS shaggy
Jerma just repeating the words over and over has got to be my definition of hell.
My favorite part is when you struck the Korok with a Rusty Broadsword and Link grunted as it bounced out of his hand.
19:53
Jerma subtly hints that he is in fact not a human, as if we had to be told.
The way Jerma puts the chat in emote-only and then complains about how confusing it is
"I feel thin, sort of stretched... Like Joel's brain spread over too much floor."
-Neilus Druckmannius
i wish jerma wore a red shirt and a yellow shirt for 2 more zelda episodes so we could have the full simon says color palette
Holy fuck that forest section was hard to watch lol
"i just underhanded you a nerf ball"
This no backseating rule is actively making him hate the game
Its actively making me hate the game
his brain
Jerma's heart is very similar to Iron Man's reactor, except Jerma's runs on Huel and mayonnaise.
Uploaded in Jan of 23 but speaks of Madden 2025 @ 10:30 ??! *puts on tin foil hat*
3:30 HOW THE FUCK DID HE PERFECTLY MAKE TOOTHBRUSH NOISES
Whoever finds these intro clips are actual geniuses
my god that intro brought back memories
missed opportunity to title the video "Legend of Zerma"
PSYCHO STREAMER forgets how to use a function of the game and STALLS HIS CHAT as he LIES about not knowing how to solve the puzzle
the jump not registering thing is a problem i also had when playing this game, if there are any obstructions between your controller and the switch then it just fails to register jump inputs
"my head hurts" such a lame excuse for a skill issue lmaoooo glad he's having fun tho
Hope we get more BOTW streams, great edit!
Did anyone ask Jerma if the drywall tasted good after he took a bite out of the drywall
@9:48 I'm in the chat! Chat gang!
ZE MAGNET
Jerma set up so many "Jerma is inhuman" jokes this video
I want a jerma sitcom
You guys don’t do original stream dates in the description anymore? 😢
I love the botw videos!
Can you please put date of original stream in video descriptions please
no go watych the stream you dirty youtube frog!
@@scarmacaw I've watched it already or at least most of it but don't remember when it was streamed, its just really useful bit of info especially since the videos posted are out of order stream edits
Legend of zelda, freak of the forest
"DO THE MARIO"
"STOP DOIN THE MARIO!!!"
that part with the switch charger is fucked up cause i do that too
bruh yeah
Not even in master mode 💀 (I’ve played master mode so I can say that now)
15:21
He really sounds like Alex Jones sometimes...
poor jerma, cant do the luddy cuz hes wearing the gloryhole pants
Hope he plays more botw or at least Tears of the Kingdom when that comes out
15:05 mechanical andy
darksydejerma
good video
what a goofy dude
jerma
Curious to what method the editor used to find the intro clip for this one, it's so perfect
toothpaste guzzler
I LOVE HERJMA
15:08 car andy