Fall Guys Has Changed Final Fantasy XIV Forever

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  • Опубліковано 17 лис 2023
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  • @EionBlue
    @EionBlue 7 місяців тому +39

    I honestly thought this was going to be a netcode thing.
    I was pleasantly surprised.

    • @sophiastorm8616
      @sophiastorm8616 7 місяців тому

      My thoughts exactly! So glad it didn't 😊

  • @LostWallet
    @LostWallet 7 місяців тому +9

    remember how the Ascians are all bigger and taller than everyone in Eorzia? how bold of us to asme that Eorzia people are the same height average as Earth.

  • @omegaschatterbox8366
    @omegaschatterbox8366 7 місяців тому +26

    i love the concept of this video but it all falls apart when you realize that the character creation heights are measured in cm

    • @RustyChains
      @RustyChains  7 місяців тому +22

      Um....um....Eorzean centimers? I'm coping

    • @WickedSensei
      @WickedSensei 7 місяців тому

      Wouldn't the character creation cm just be a reference for us? Since cm are not a measurement in-universe. For example I tried to match my name day with my actual birthday but in reality these two don't actually correlate between each other. Just a thought 💭

    • @rexex345
      @rexex345 7 місяців тому

      Actually actually the Eorzean measurement system is fairly similar to imperial in format but not in exact scale, each measurement is roughly 12% smaller than imperial meaning cm is probably the only clean conversion possible.

    • @cosmiclunaria
      @cosmiclunaria 7 місяців тому

      The character creation heights are measured in inches for me... Must be a regional thing I guess

    • @rexex345
      @rexex345 7 місяців тому

      @@cosmiclunaria probably, are you NA cause that could explain it.

  • @chrispysaid
    @chrispysaid 7 місяців тому +4

    The 6-foot-tall beans problem was the first thing that came to mind for me
    Also let's be fair, the "official lore dump" was one of the devs having a laugh

  • @sophiastorm8616
    @sophiastorm8616 7 місяців тому

    This just pop in my feed and you made me laugh.
    Thx for that😂

  • @TheQman69
    @TheQman69 7 місяців тому +8

    You do understand Minions in FFXIV are dolls and after images created to replicate real things? There is a whole main story quest surrounding how they are made. Some are mechanical while some are living. Using your logic, the Fafnir minion, which is the same height as the Bean minion, is replicating Fafnir which is mythologically said to be 20 meters tall.

    • @RustyChains
      @RustyChains  7 місяців тому +7

      I do understand that but that isn't as funny

    • @kuroiryu9434
      @kuroiryu9434 7 місяців тому +3

      But you do see real beans walking around the registration lobby

    • @V3RYJOSH
      @V3RYJOSH 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@kuroiryu9434 but you do see this is a joke video right?

  • @charlespwnage5435
    @charlespwnage5435 7 місяців тому +2

    we now need a comparison video showing the sizes of them all to a real life human and buildings

  • @timidshadow
    @timidshadow 7 місяців тому +1

    Well, maybe the interdimensional travel gave the little guys a little crunch in their height lol

  • @GusJKlaus
    @GusJKlaus 7 місяців тому

    When you say all those numbers in in and ft, i just look unimpressed to the screen saying "yeah, aaaand?"

  • @rafagd
    @rafagd 7 місяців тому

    So it's not just the ancients that are stupidly tall, we were all giants all along.

  • @clooebooie8801
    @clooebooie8801 7 місяців тому +1

    BUT THATS JUST A THEORY.... A GAME THEORY

  • @paranoidmonke
    @paranoidmonke 7 місяців тому +3

    for those who are not from Burgerland, 246 inches is ~6 meters and 667 inches is ~17 meters.

  • @drakewarnock1239
    @drakewarnock1239 7 місяців тому

    There's an old Ultra Q episode that's kind like this. Long story short, a person gets shrunk and put in a miniature world, and they come to the conclusion that it doesn't matter because everything is shrunk to scale.
    So this revelation doesn't really matter, but it's also hilarious.

  • @hkoizumi3134
    @hkoizumi3134 7 місяців тому +2

    I've heard that full grown tall male Lalafell is an ilm or something like that. And I do recall when setting the character height in character creation, they are in centimeters. I think we have a good guess is to how much is an ilm from there.

  • @ValiRiversong
    @ValiRiversong 7 місяців тому +2

    but that’s just a theory! A game theory!

  • @mishizoko
    @mishizoko 7 місяців тому +3

    The concept is great, but I'm gonna have to agree with @omegaschatterbox8366 on this one. Taking into comparison the measurements we are given in the game for character creation and the lorebooks themselves, the measurements are the same as irl measurements with just a touch of wiggle room for the sake of suspension of disbelief; what with some of the various insanely varied body shapes and sizes across the races. An example in the first Encyclopedia Eorzea for measurements is 1 ilm. It is described in the book as the size of an average adult Hyuran thumb, or a ripe rolanberry. Said rolanberry being quite literally just a funny in-game name for a strawberry.
    Also it's been more or less confirmed that the developers just used the US Metric system instead of Imperial for the English game client, but as someone on Reddit pointed out (their account is deleted), quote: "In the Japanese client it actually uses meters for the ability distances instead of yalms, the exact distance changes based on region. I think they did that on purpose to reflect the archaic measurement systems where a foot was literally described as "the length of the king's foot". Like they have ilm as the "the width of an Elezen thumb" and yalm is "the height of an adult Lalafell". But yeah the ilm/yalm/malm system is based on the imperial measurement system for the English client." End Quote.
    Also who's to say the little minion following you around isn't just a child, or the race became horribly shrunken during their random arrival in Eorzea? Nothing to confirm or deny that they are still 6 feet tall or so in Eorzea. Also even in the lorebook it's stated that the Admiral of Limsa got so pissed with the lack of consistancy in measurements that they cut off some bloke's thumb for using the inconsistant measurments to rip someone off financially, so that severed thumb became the standard unit of measurement.
    But I'm gonna stop sounding like a total Lore police now :P Still a good video though!

  • @shybluehope894
    @shybluehope894 6 місяців тому

    ah, man. I'll never be able to look at a lalafell the same way again. Lalafell? more like, lalafallguys. God, why am i awake it's so late

  • @Dyneamaeus
    @Dyneamaeus 7 місяців тому +1

    Hahahah, as if potatoes weren't intimidating already.

  • @Dannychigo
    @Dannychigo 7 місяців тому

    Lmao omg thanks for this. XD That's amazing. X'D So I'm super curious now then. What do you consider the implications then of the crossovers with other Final Fantasy games? Does this mean that all Final Fantasy is that tall? But then, what about the Final Fantasy crossovers with other games?! Cause Zenos is only shown to be just a bit taller than Sephiroth who I've seen most say is 6 feet. o.o Hope you make another vid going over that cause it's always fun watching someone do the math. :3

  • @mrsonicedge
    @mrsonicedge 7 місяців тому +1

    As a lalafell I approve... still can't reach a door handle though

  • @ChaosRyu
    @ChaosRyu 7 місяців тому

    Thanks, I'm scared of these giant everything now.

  • @ryanjones2297
    @ryanjones2297 7 місяців тому +1

    The only problem with this theory is that we have Earth scale human things in shadowbringers with the alliance raids....and we are if anything a bit small compared to Earth humans.

  • @gorauma
    @gorauma 7 місяців тому +5

    Nice rabbit hole, but in character creation you can select exact centimeter height of your character. so this is all bust.

    • @RustyChains
      @RustyChains  7 місяців тому

      I will continue to cope 😞

  • @YouTube-Administrator
    @YouTube-Administrator 7 місяців тому

    I know that this is a joke video and all that, and how others have already mention the character creation's height.
    Well... if you think about it, this can still be canon, because those measurements during character creation are only shown to us (the players). It's the game way of converting their numbers to our numbers.
    Officialy speaking, nobody in the world of FF14 knows what CM is.

  • @linksow5331
    @linksow5331 7 місяців тому +3

    You are operating under an incorrect and deliberate misconception. When you create your character you are given the equivalent real world height in inches. What you are doing is trying to get lore from Fall Guys and inject it into FFXIV -- that is not how colabs work. The lore with XIV's collab is adjusted to fit the narrative of XIV instead of having XIV adapt to the collab's lore. A max height lalafell is approximately 38.2inches, a max height elezen male is approximately 82.6inches -- Whatever the official fall guys lore says has no bearing in the collab -- what matters is how the lore is handled in XIV, not outside XIV.

    • @RustyChains
      @RustyChains  7 місяців тому +2

      You're correct, I just thought it was funny

  • @blitzer090909
    @blitzer090909 7 місяців тому +1

    I mean its funny but untrue. but im not going to harp on the untrue since its still funny, take my like.

  • @onestar9513
    @onestar9513 7 місяців тому +1

    This is canon I don't care about what the comments are saying

  • @whitemageoflight4485
    @whitemageoflight4485 7 місяців тому

    sorry, i don't speak merican, how tall is that in meters?

    • @Enixon869
      @Enixon869 7 місяців тому

      a meter is roughly three feet

  • @TheSpellShell
    @TheSpellShell 6 місяців тому

    this is cute game theory, but in a character creator you have your character's height in cm, mate :DD

  • @Rine.4656
    @Rine.4656 7 місяців тому

    It's a video game.......and real life physics don't matter?

    • @RustyChains
      @RustyChains  7 місяців тому

      You're right, but then we can say the little guys are big guys and that's funny

  • @dobal1
    @dobal1 7 місяців тому

    I don’t care what others say it’s canon

  • @bbena99
    @bbena99 7 місяців тому +1

    ffxiv cross overs are inherently non cannon to the ffxiv universe.
    This was prevalent information during the Neir 24-man cross over being non cannon to ffxiv, but cannon to Neir.