My best friend growing up was Jewish, and I remember once during his grandma making all of these traditional Jewish foods as her Hanukah gift to the family. He invited me over, and I overheard his mom go, "Ma, the camps are in the past, I think we can eat something with flavor."
Well yeah, thats why isrealies act like the actual palestinians by stealing there food and clothes and calling it theres becuase they cant stand whats really theres@@zitools
Never let an Indian handle your food. Only American Indians can be chefs if you go to India and eat you definitely had your food touched by a left hand. They have a saying “right hands for eating, left hands for cleaning”
@@yoyo777OMG as a Spaniard that is soo interesting because a long time ago many of us also held that standard, seeing fish as a poor people’s food rather than curated meat. It is sooo cool to see how many cultural similarities still uphold from when Sephardics were in Sepharad…
My school had a literary unit on the Old Testament, and so we knew what Passover was supposed to be like our teacher brought horseradish for us to try and my friend immediately went, “yeah that tastes like slavery”
@@phoney2627 Plenty of people. My mother makes it for Passover every year and it's absolutely delicious. She makes everything homemade except, of course, the matzoh meal.
@@arielZadok a large amount of Jewish peoples had to form in to insular communities all across Europe to avoid discrimination That along with the fact that Judaism has its own rules around food means that ofc Jewish food is a thing And of course it’s from all over the place because they were Jewish communities from France to To Pakistan
@@nussknacker9827yes, it’s disgusting. I always hated the food at certain events. There’s good things too that our families make but at like community things all the food was like this usually 🤮
@@Ssssssmmmmmmmmm ther are distinct ashkenaz dishes that are seperat from european cursine but yeah jews lived in northern/middle europe for a couple hundret years
“Finally, something palatable that won’t burn my delicate little baby tongue!” -brits😂 Edit: Damn bro some brits got upset by my joke and tried to start a debate with me under a comedy sketch, that’s pretty sad. Edit2: They’re still going, damn dude I really set them off. 😂 whoopsie!
I just saw a video on "aquired taste". Basically when you are a baby the only thing the body instantly likes are sugars (and salt which comes later). Everything else is an aquired taste. In video he uses salted liquorice and eatting it over a period of time. Everything we eat(started as a baby) the body treats as poison as a defensive measure but if you keep eatting it the brain learns it's not poison and starts to consentrate on the positive aspects of the food.
@@cyborgbob1017it's a light comment on a light video so why are you wasting your time trying to fight the good fight? The point was if you don't like something but force yourself to keep eating it you eventually do like it. Do you really hate a food so much you don't want what you call disinformation to get into the ears of whoever makes your dinner for you? Are you jewish but you convinced people you can't eat these jewish foods?
@@cyborgbob1017 Pretty sure the guy he's talking about is a scientist and he did the experiment himself. Something is true when it's repeatable, he repeated the experiment and it was true.
Ashkenazi Jewish food is mostly flavorless pickled/gelatinized fish, animal fat, and cheap vegetables (cabbage, carrots, etc) without any flavor because Ashkenazi Jews were the jewish people who lived in Europe for centuries and were heavily persecuted and isolated and in extreme poverty, and they didn’t have the money or resources for fresh food, quality food, quality cooking methods, spices, etc. But ashkenazi jews are only one sub-ethnicity of jews and are not representative of all jews
Some traditions were found by necessity in the wake to overcome poverty or persecution, so let's say we live in better times, let's eat better food. Shalom!!
I had friends who were Ashkanazi Jews and you would not believe how hard their moms and grandmas tried to sell me on the food. I'm Danish so I'm used to weird stuff like pickled foods but it was not a great time.
It's an accurate way of how Jews talk. Like how Japanese people will leave out the subject of a sentence, Jews will frequently create a double sentence by putting the subject last and continuing from there. It's a very unique cadence.
@@sonyblank1487 it's funny because I am an American that lived in Japan for 8 years and I didn't even know Japanese people did that because Japanese is impossible to learn
@ryanpowers7083 if you've never been interested in language then of course it'll seem weird and impossible, but it's mainly about learning sentence structure. People who don't care about learning languages aren't gonna be aware of how to learn a language
@@sarar.1932 I realized after I asked it was stupid to ask UA-cam so I googled it. My whole life I only saw white horseradish.... I didn't know it was also sold in beet juice.
@@Shnitzel_Affewhite people deserts are def fire but mexicans got the best everything bro then after Mexicans its asians and after them its carribean people then black people
I looked that salmon up, and that sounds lovely and like a refined version of what I'd put together as a comfort meal. I grew up with a Siciliian Greek father figure who taught me how to cook, so fish, olive oil, Mediterranean spices are all firmly staples in my cooking, I'm surprised how familiar the recipes I found just now were.
@@DuchDudeJews like to claim things they had no part in making as their own. They've been doing it in the middle east, North Africa and Europe for thousands of years.
@@SomaIipirate lady, I don't know who the hell you think you are, but my grandma was born and breed Moroccan she lived on cuscus and hraime and spenje. And even after her family were forced to leave Morocco after things got violent with the jews she and her family continued to hold ages long traditions and food from where they came - don't tell me what is or isn't my food!
My Jewish teacher in college brought Gefilte fish and horse radish on class. I was too generous with the radish and I could not stop sniveling and crying the rest of the class. That stuff is dangerous.
I feel like there is a rich genuinely amazing history behind every single dish here. Or a story. Or a something behind each one. And im so sorry, but i would have so much trouble with that cream sauce.
This is funny, but for anyone wondering - some of the awful tasting stuff is actually intentional. Like eating bitter herbs literally as a reminder of the bitterness and tears from enslavement. We are intentionally torturing ourselves lol
@@triarii9257 At Passover, bitter herbs like horseradish are eaten with lettuce, and then on matzahs. There's sweet tasting stuff too, like apples & walnuts.
Agree. I moved two hours east of LA to a smallish town and I MISS the food tbh. The cravings for Matzoh Ball soup, challah and other good bread, latkes, brisket, good lox 🫠🤤 are REAL lol. Palm Springs is the closest place I can get any now and it’s an hour away.
These foods were made by Ashkenazi jews. Most of the time, Ashkenazis were regulated to the Ghettos, not allowed to buy food at the markets, or trade goods, so they had to forage in trash and improvise food to keep from starving to death. So yes, while these may sound terrible, it helped an oppressed group (my people) stay alive during hard times.
oh my god the dry ass cookies 😭😭 every family gathering and whenever theres a little nosh sesh after a service theres always at least one platter of those hellspawns
Is this a Necromancy channel? How'd he bring my Grandma out of the grave? I just made her Ladke recipe for dinner, with the sauerkraut cream and apple butter made from mealy macintosh and "warm spices" ( cinnamon stick, mace, nutmeg, and clove). Fried in schmaltz, that was like a trip back 30 years to my childhood. Must have summoned her spirit in this video.
I'm a black man and used to work for some Jewish people who usually offered me to try some of their food, believe me it wasn't bad at all,, you just had to not look at it much, but I liked a lot of it and am glad now that I had the opportunity to try it. I still eat lox and lox cheese
@@icecream-zi7scyou eat a lot of food with family a few hours before so you can fill up.. then you fast for a whole day and have a small meal at the end
Thank you, but it was not the eve of yom kippur, it was rosh hashanah. And for yom kippur you wouldn’t say chag sameach, yom kippur is a pretty solemn day :)
“huhgh..”
That was the sound of a man who broke character and wanted death for real
😭
Lol
It looked so painful 😢😂
The instant regret in the dude's eyes.
Pretty sure you could hear someone else laugh in it, like a release of air
My best friend growing up was Jewish, and I remember once during his grandma making all of these traditional Jewish foods as her Hanukah gift to the family. He invited me over, and I overheard his mom go, "Ma, the camps are in the past, I think we can eat something with flavor."
GRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! RAH! RAH! LIKE A DUNGEON DRAGON
I grew up going to school with a lot of Jewish ppl in FL and damn… other than mozza balls I was struggling at those bar/bat mitzvahs lol
SHITTING BRICKS😭😭😭
@@AuntJemimaCakesThe challah bread fucking slaps though
@august6981 oh yeah, especially that honey Challah
I was adopted into a Jewish family and let me tell you fam, going from soul food to this was a major shock.
Thats just child cruelty tbh.
praying for you man
Wait a minute. This is all real?
Well yeah, thats why isrealies act like the actual palestinians by stealing there food and clothes and calling it theres becuase they cant stand whats really theres@@zitools
I would have been ousted by the house by the end of the week.
I'm Jewish and this is completely, horribly accurate
Not to be rude, but anyone who cooks like this needs Jesus
@@lukevovakes3826😭🙏
@@lukevovakes3826 ashkenazim would greatly benafit from finding jesus and also a cooking class
@@lukevovakes3826ironically literally cuz they got him executed for blasphemy
The mesiah shall come
The jewish Gordom Ramsey is near@@lukevovakes3826
I feel like this food is what you get when you mathematically invert Indian food.
All the spices > none of the spices
Complex texture > gag worthy texture
All the nutrition > fish?
Poop > Pickled fish
Poop Curry > Fish jello
Poop Masala > Fish?
@@ScoopthemoopoopD...do you eat poop??
@@Scoopthemoopoop racism > ban
Never let an Indian handle your food. Only American Indians can be chefs if you go to India and eat you definitely had your food touched by a left hand. They have a saying “right hands for eating, left hands for cleaning”
Ashkenazi Jewish food LMAOOO I haven’t laughed this hard in a while
Dawg are you Jewish?
As a Sephardic Jew, I can say Ashkenazi food is so depression just like there lives, while Sephardic food is more fun just like we are.
@@strangerinwhitewhat about brisket 😭
@@ramzeezthamightygodbrisket guilty gear reference
@@somethingfunny208trans reference
>"Horse radish"
>Takes bite
>Breaks character
>Cries
Mizrahi food: *laughs in 76% vegetarian*
Sephardic food: *laughs in spicy sardines and pescado frito*
Ashkenazi food: *we got fish goop with w a r m c a r r o t*
And picadilllllo
German jews got the best food tho
Odd to say after what happend.@@endergamer7483
its funny because my Sephardic side of the family hates fish and sees it as poor people food.
@@yoyo777OMG as a Spaniard that is soo interesting because a long time ago many of us also held that standard, seeing fish as a poor people’s food rather than curated meat. It is sooo cool to see how many cultural similarities still uphold from when Sephardics were in Sepharad…
My man went through the five stages of grief when he ate that
He sure did
There was no acceptance there💀💀💀
All at once
@@xxeroc he accepted it was too late 😂😂😂
Npc comment
"Slice of warm carrot" got me for some reason 😂😂😂
But actually was the most disgusting part
That AND “ don’t forget to add the cottage cheese” for me.
@@SRHisntSilent i know. Its not even a cooked carrot. It just warm 😂😂😂😂😂
Because it's so fucking accurate
@@buringplumbranches nah it’s usually cooked and super soft.
"You've nevah hadth gefILTE!?" - the mouth downturn of surprise/disgust 😂
Their latkes and challah bread were too damn delicious so they had to balance it out with some of the nastiest shit you’ve ever seen.
“It tastes like chalk” 😂😂😂😂
or how my booby used to say: "it tastes like a fantastic source of rich calcium...mMHM...yess..."
I was looking for this comment 😂
Choawk
I have had these cookies 😂😅
Susie from deltarune: Lemme have some.
If that's real horseradish, you're brave af
horseradish aint red though, also it goes mild pretty quickly if you leave it out
@@florianlang6212 in my country we make it with beets, so it's red and consistency looked similar
Horseradish can be a number of colors. A local sandwich shop has a cranberry horseradish near me. Looks a lot like that.
By his reaction, it's most likely real
@@OneHellOfASandwichGood lord. Cranberry and horseradish?! That sounds like something you would put together as a kid and dare your friend to try. 🤢🤮
This food looks like it needs a hug. It's like a sad plate of disappointment.
My school had a literary unit on the Old Testament, and so we knew what Passover was supposed to be like our teacher brought horseradish for us to try and my friend immediately went, “yeah that tastes like slavery”
that's hilarious lmaooo
“Now would you look at this gorgeous spread? We’re truly the chosen people” 💀💀💀
Next Reich here we come
Chosen by who?Hitler?
It's actually called a schmear
@@arbaz9628naw
@@arbaz9628 That was foul 💀💀☠️☠️☠️
That shudder at the end was *mint*
ya totally *rad*
yall gonna end up like Kanye watching this
they reprogramming her rn
@@eatshityoutube588 black Shaggy, but sure lol
@@BREAKCORE-DISSOCIATEyou have schizophrenia
Bro got the 1916 trench warfare experience with that horseradish💀
Schpipenbipkis, my favorite
I love how you could see the actual confusion and concern in the first clip like he was about to break character 😂
personally I enjoyed watching his genuine suffering while eating the horseradish
He was HOLDING BACKKK lmaooo
what do you mean about to he full on broke lol
I don't miss my ex wife, but I do miss her family. Her aunt's matza ball soup genuinely tasted like love in a bowl.
It... uh... comes in a box 😅 it always tastes like that
@@ellebell9139do you think all cakes come in cake mix boxes? Matzo ball soup had to start somewhere 😂
@@ellebell9139Do you think no one ever makes matza ball soup from scratch?
@@phoney2627 Plenty of people. My mother makes it for Passover every year and it's absolutely delicious. She makes everything homemade except, of course, the matzoh meal.
pipe her and get the recipe
As a Jewish person, can confirm.
Please stop, this is giving me flashbacks of family gatherings on jewish holidays. Always went home hungry lol
I laugh at “schtipenbipkis” like a maniac every time
Dawg how did you find out how to spell that
I'M SO GLAD I'm not the only one 😂😂
Thats offensive and not true... Actually as a Jewish i can tell you we don't have our own food... Its just foods from different places
@@arielZadok a large amount of Jewish peoples had to form in to insular communities all across Europe to avoid discrimination
That along with the fact that Judaism has its own rules around food means that ofc Jewish food is a thing
And of course it’s from all over the place because they were Jewish communities from France to To Pakistan
@arielZadok that sucks video is still funny
As a Jew, Im laughing my ass off! Too true, too perfect
Not surprised Jewish food isn't that great. You guys don't have a good track record with ovens
As another Jew I can confirm it’s tru
As a jew, I’m not actually a jew
Did this kind of food really exist?
@@nussknacker9827yes, it’s disgusting. I always hated the food at certain events. There’s good things too that our families make but at like community things all the food was like this usually 🤮
Thats Ashkenaz food, Sefardi food is acturally bearable along with Mizrachi.
the first one isn´t even Ashkenazy
it is outright a german/Scandinavian dish
More than bearable come on
@@baronbrummbar8691Well, that’s where they immigrated from.
@@Ssssssmmmmmmmmm ther are distinct ashkenaz dishes
that are seperat from european cursine
but yeah jews lived in northern/middle europe for a couple hundret years
I mean they can’t all be bangers. You invent the bagel and then where the hell do you even go from there? You already slayed.
As a jewish person, the horseradish was painfully accurate 💀
Especially at Passover Sedar 😭
❤
what does your profile pic mean? 🤨
Free Palestine🇵🇸>💩🇮🇱
If I like horseradish, would I like this purple version?
"Tastes like chauulk" 💀
That line killed me
"Horse radish."
*The noises of pure enjoyment from a spoonful of delicious horse radish*
Shout out to my Jewish grandpa who ate an entire glob of wasabi with no reaction
Schtippenbipkis had me wheezing, as the child of a New York City Jew, the relatability poured out of this video.
@@user-uq9ez7bf4xyou didn't try hard enough to spell "too"
I didn't even think Schtippenbipkis was a real thing people ate.
@@jamiecriggs5257
It’s not. But it’s a very good parody.
Super relatable, luckily my mom also makes brisket on Passover because I never liked that ish😂
you mean Jew York
There’s a reason my family skips right to the brisket lol
And this time y'all aren't the brisket
@@saturnzrose😂
My Bubbie makes FIRE banana bread and Jewish apple cake and Matzah balls and soup
Exactly
@@MDestroyerXwhat an amazing 3 things you can eat along with everyone else
That’s literally just all ethnic Eastern European food. If it’s gelatinous, white/gray and tastes like dirt, it’s from Eastern Europe
The only people who saw British food and said "Oh yeah check this shit out"
Hahahahahahahaha so funny 😐
“Finally, something palatable that won’t burn my delicate little baby tongue!”
-brits😂
Edit: Damn bro some brits got upset by my joke and tried to start a debate with me under a comedy sketch, that’s pretty sad.
Edit2: They’re still going, damn dude I really set them off. 😂 whoopsie!
@@iamnooneiamnoone3591
We all think so too 😂😂
It's worse then British food
@@oll708 You have identified the joke
Bro took a mean spoon of Horseradish at the end. Thats dedication ma dude. Goddamn bro.
That's to kill all the bacteria in your stomach from the rest of the food
You could see in his eyes the regret and pain.
I just saw a video on "aquired taste". Basically when you are a baby the only thing the body instantly likes are sugars (and salt which comes later). Everything else is an aquired taste. In video he uses salted liquorice and eatting it over a period of time. Everything we eat(started as a baby) the body treats as poison as a defensive measure but if you keep eatting it the brain learns it's not poison and starts to consentrate on the positive aspects of the food.
You know watching a video isn’t doing research, right?
@@cyborgbob1017it's a light comment on a light video so why are you wasting your time trying to fight the good fight? The point was if you don't like something but force yourself to keep eating it you eventually do like it. Do you really hate a food so much you don't want what you call disinformation to get into the ears of whoever makes your dinner for you? Are you jewish but you convinced people you can't eat these jewish foods?
@@cyborgbob1017 Pretty sure the guy he's talking about is a scientist and he did the experiment himself. Something is true when it's repeatable, he repeated the experiment and it was true.
@@OryxAU yeah my buddy Eric did an experiment too except it proves you wrong in every way. Site your damn sources!
@@cyborgbob1017sure it is. You don't just watch one. Research is a lifelong goal.
I'll come back to this so many times and rewatched it I love it
He was about to start laughing on the first bit. The way he said “chalk” too 😂
"Stibbled bilbkish" 😂😂😂
“Chooawk”
The tri-state area “squawk”. Chocolate, dog, talk.
@@leonardticsay8046
And the classic coffee.
@@Circuitssmithoff
After eating mana in the desert for 40 years they must have completely destroyed their tastebuds...
Rawr- i Think i fell in love w u over Reading your humor
HAHAHA!
@@GalacticCerealboxWhat in the world 😨
Ashkenazi Jewish food is mostly flavorless pickled/gelatinized fish, animal fat, and cheap vegetables (cabbage, carrots, etc) without any flavor because Ashkenazi Jews were the jewish people who lived in Europe for centuries and were heavily persecuted and isolated and in extreme poverty, and they didn’t have the money or resources for fresh food, quality food, quality cooking methods, spices, etc.
But ashkenazi jews are only one sub-ethnicity of jews and are not representative of all jews
@@GalacticCerealboxI’m gonna go get my bleach, see ya.
I’m so glad my wife is Sephardic… thank you Hashem
Yes because sephardic way better food than ashkenazi
@@DanielPerez-jm6nt100%
The dog.... "where's that gelatinous fishloaf at?"😂
Was laughing hard already because of all the hilarious comments about this hilarious short. Yours was the cherry on top. I'm writing through tears 😭
“covered in a thin film” got me bro i can’t stop laughing 😭
the only skin allowed, is on top of that- whatever it was.
“Horse radish…oh, ehhh.” I felt that one 😂
Honest reaction, no acting at the end. Lol
🥺🥺🤮
Cholent is the MVP of "looks disgusting tastes delicious"
Some traditions were found by necessity in the wake to overcome poverty or persecution, so let's say we live in better times, let's eat better food. Shalom!!
Ashkenazi food is really like this 90% of the time and then that 10% it hits ungodly hard
then again that 10% is mostly stolen from the germans so, eh.
Agreed lmao
The amount likes on this comment, 109… interesting 🤔
Lol memories 😂😂😂
Agreed.... Challah, latkes, hamentaschen, matzo ball soup all go incredibly hard. The rest of it though 😒
“CREAM SAUWSE”
“Tastes like chawwwkkk”
💀
"SPIPINBIPKIS!!!"
Schtidipimbipkiss had me rolling on the floor
Historians want you to believe it was because he was denied into art school, but it all started in a restaurant.
His dedication to eating a whole spoon full of horse radish and then regretting it is what's funny
His poor poor nose there’s no coming back from that😢😂
That was probably the most paletable thing in the whole video! If I had to eat a spoonful of any of that, Id pick the HR too!
@@michalena8695 his nose and brain are on fire to this very day.
That's a TRUE SINUS OPENER!!
@@GMCLabsover cottage cheese? Really???
I had friends who were Ashkanazi Jews and you would not believe how hard their moms and grandmas tried to sell me on the food. I'm Danish so I'm used to weird stuff like pickled foods but it was not a great time.
Azkaban jews have friends? Really?
@@padraigsheridan8316nice
@@padraigsheridan8316 Azka-what 💀
@@padraigsheridan8316 Azkaban got me dying 💀
@@padraigsheridan8316Somehow that still made sense
“We truly are the chosen people” that was actually pretty funny
I love how there was no pause when he said "it takes like chalk". He was just like "the driest, crumbliest cookies taste like chalk."
It's an accurate way of how Jews talk. Like how Japanese people will leave out the subject of a sentence, Jews will frequently create a double sentence by putting the subject last and continuing from there.
It's a very unique cadence.
Ah, the Yiddish Semicolon; For when you come up with a better way to say what you’re saying before you’ve finished saying it the first way.
@@sonyblank1487 it's funny because I am an American that lived in Japan for 8 years and I didn't even know Japanese people did that because Japanese is impossible to learn
@ryanpowers7083 if you've never been interested in language then of course it'll seem weird and impossible, but it's mainly about learning sentence structure.
People who don't care about learning languages aren't gonna be aware of how to learn a language
What?? Nuh uh!!
I mean..he really did nail those cookies tho.
Cmon tho those cookies did hit different
as a jewish kid i can confirm this is how everyone in my family over the age of 35 acts on Hanukah
“We truly are the chosen people” had me fuckin cryin🤣
Eastern European food be like-
Nah, we have better options. It's the Eastern European *JEWS* who had to eat scraps of the table and cover it in chicken fat.
that's where it comes from
nah eastern european food is potato cabbage carrot and tap water soup
@@idrinkgasoline72 and Borsht
@@idrinkgasoline72 its called “schi” by the way
That bite of horseradish killed me then brought me back 3 days later
🤔😂🤣😭 that one got me
Let me guess you were crucified and stoned?
Same! 😂 he committed to the bit 🤣
Meorav yerushalmi, horseradish, cheese blintzes, dried fruit compote, matzo brei, lekach, passover sponge cake, pickled green peppers, Mohn kichel , pastrami and corned beef, sable romanian tenderloin, silan,tzimmes, sufganiyot 🇮🇱
Dislike because of the brought me back 3 days later
The little laugh behind the camera as he struggled to not break character 😂
Oh boy, i cant wait to sort by newest and read all the horrible racist hate comments!
The little shake of regret after chowing down a whole spoon of horseradish. Amazing dedication to the craft
Yep. A whole spoonful has got to be.... Intense.
You don't just eat horseradish. You add it to other dishes to add flavor they lack.
The whole spoon of horseradish! True commitment.
Where is horseradish red?
@ders972 Sometimes it is dyed with beet juice- for the ~color~
@@sarar.1932 I realized after I asked it was stupid to ask UA-cam so I googled it. My whole life I only saw white horseradish.... I didn't know it was also sold in beet juice.
the little gags killed me😭
@@ders972 There is a normal person in youtube replies?!
Maybe... For once... The funny mustache man was valid.
If he was. Yo goofy ahh wouldn't exist either 🤣
The “we truly are the chosen people” got me
If this is the metric we are using, I think Nigerians are the chosen, their food is the bomb
@@kaziered Mexicans:
@@kazieredUnless we're talking about desert, white people make the best deserts
@@Shnitzel_Affewhite people deserts are def fire but mexicans got the best everything bro then after
Mexicans its asians and after them its carribean people then black people
@WarrensWorld112 Mexican food is pretty much Spanish food, and Spaniards are white. As well as most Mexicans being white or heavily mixed with it.
As an Ashki Jew this is so true. A lot of our food is weird, although there are exceptions. My favorite dish is Sefardi, Moroccan Salmon
I looked that salmon up, and that sounds lovely and like a refined version of what I'd put together as a comfort meal.
I grew up with a Siciliian Greek father figure who taught me how to cook, so fish, olive oil, Mediterranean spices are all firmly staples in my cooking, I'm surprised how familiar the recipes I found just now were.
Wait, does Moroccan food count as Ashkenazi?? Thought that it's Mizrahi food, you know, like cuscus or hraime
@@DuchDudeJews like to claim things they had no part in making as their own. They've been doing it in the middle east, North Africa and Europe for thousands of years.
Moroccan? That’s not ur food
@@SomaIipirate lady, I don't know who the hell you think you are, but my grandma was born and breed Moroccan she lived on cuscus and hraime and spenje. And even after her family were forced to leave Morocco after things got violent with the jews she and her family continued to hold ages long traditions and food from where they came - don't tell me what is or isn't my food!
Ok, but cottage cheese unironically goes hard on top of mashed potatoes. I will not change my mind.
My Jewish teacher in college brought Gefilte fish and horse radish on class. I was too generous with the radish and I could not stop sniveling and crying the rest of the class. That stuff is dangerous.
“bubbies famous… SPIPINGIPIHS!!”
Why he didn't made that the last, I'm rolling 😂😂😂 if it is a real name, let me know.
You never had any SPIPIGIPIHS?!" Its taste is amazing. (compared to gulag slob)
Bubbie not mummie it means grandmother in Yiddish
SPIPINGIPIHS!!"
I don’t know whether the fact it came from a deli tin makes it better or worse
I can’t believe how dedicated you are for that last piece proud of you 👏🏼
The shudder he does at the end, I laughed and felt bad for him.
He did not like that horse radish he knew nothing but distrust in that moment. He truly committed to the bit
I feel like there is a rich genuinely amazing history behind every single dish here. Or a story. Or a something behind each one.
And im so sorry, but i would have so much trouble with that cream sauce.
This is funny, but for anyone wondering - some of the awful tasting stuff is actually intentional. Like eating bitter herbs literally as a reminder of the bitterness and tears from enslavement. We are intentionally torturing ourselves lol
Gotta dip it in the salt water 😋
Why did they do this? Why couldn't we just go the soul food route?
@e.alexander1869 what does that do to the herbs? And how do you eat it?
@@triarii9257
At Passover, bitter herbs like horseradish are eaten with lettuce, and then on matzahs. There's sweet tasting stuff too, like apples & walnuts.
Y'all're more dramatic than the Catholics goddamn.
I'm not Jewish, but matzo ball soup slaps, though.
As a Jew yes it does
It don't get much better than some good mahtza
I like mozzerella yes
I saw that one Sims!
As a Jew I used to love it but I don’t anymore
Sounds like a person talking about British food
A lot of Ashkenazi came from London. Though they are not White, however much they claim to be.
he made a video making fun of british food
How do you spell the first one, can I get the lore?
sometimes jewish food is like this and then sometimes it’s the most mouthwateringly perfect bread you’ve ever eaten in your entire life (challah)
Agree. I moved two hours east of LA to a smallish town and I MISS the food tbh. The cravings for Matzoh Ball soup, challah and other good bread, latkes, brisket, good lox 🫠🤤 are REAL lol. Palm Springs is the closest place I can get any now and it’s an hour away.
And Jewish Deli food is peak East Coast Americana
the best thing you could think of is...bread.
@@michaelswiggart5673literally just bread.
I’d be more surprised if they COULD fuck up bread
I'm missing my Bubbeh's chalky cookies.
Mine always made cake ❤
Chalky cookies are the best with a good cup of tea.
i miss the "shut up while we're at church" pocket candies that always taste like someone is trying to strangle a butterscotch down my throat.
These foods were made by Ashkenazi jews. Most of the time, Ashkenazis were regulated to the Ghettos, not allowed to buy food at the markets, or trade goods, so they had to forage in trash and improvise food to keep from starving to death. So yes, while these may sound terrible, it helped an oppressed group (my people) stay alive during hard times.
"HORSERADISH!" gave me legit flashbacks.
I was wheezing by the end of this. So freaking accurate.
Now do a bit on pesach food cuz its the best
This man didnt even break when he did british food jewish food is on a whole nother level 🤣🤣
oh my god the dry ass cookies 😭😭 every family gathering and whenever theres a little nosh sesh after a service theres always at least one platter of those hellspawns
???
At this point, I just eat them to be polite
Even Judaism opposes transgenderism lol. Despite how many rabbi's say it doesn't, the word of God does not support your kind.
Man's almost broke character at the beginning and had me dying 😂
Yeah. Him trying not to laugh at the ridiculousness has me pulling a rib. 😂😂😂
This skit gives SEVERE "Muffins!" flashbacks...😂
My man went ham on the horseradish
I like how not even Grandma can defend the cookies, just admits they taste like chalk.
Coconut macaroons go hard tho
Is this a Necromancy channel? How'd he bring my Grandma out of the grave? I just made her Ladke recipe for dinner, with the sauerkraut cream and apple butter made from mealy macintosh and "warm spices" ( cinnamon stick, mace, nutmeg, and clove). Fried in schmaltz, that was like a trip back 30 years to my childhood. Must have summoned her spirit in this video.
I think you might’ve performed a seance
Blood libel?
You made those words up didn’t you?😂
All while wearing her hand me down striped suit too 😂
@Roxijodone looking like a banana in pajamas lawyer
When you've lived through the great depression for thousands of years 😂
thanks now every time i ask what my roommate is cooking they just stare at it for a bit and say spibimbibkis
So i guess that's why almost every Jewish wedding in new York has Italian catering 😂
Its probably because there are a significant number of Italian Jews
@@namedrop721lol my family were sephardi sicilians, we ate so fucking good at weddings! 😂
To be honest, Italian food is overrated. But the shit in this video has to be made up.
@@zitoolsagain, unfortunately no
Mmmmhmmm
The ones I've been to anyways!
Bro went through the 5 stages of grief after that horseradish 💀
Naw man he went through four of those on camera.
Why'd you copy the top comment though
🎵And don’t forget to add the cottage cheese!🎵
“Chosen people” yeah chosen to make culinary affronts to god 😭😭🤣
I'm a black man and used to work for some Jewish people who usually offered me to try some of their food, believe me it wasn't bad at all,, you just had to not look at it much, but I liked a lot of it and am glad now that I had the opportunity to try it. I still eat lox and lox cheese
I go to this one Jewish deli exclusively for the bagels, lox, and the literal 6 pickles that come with every meal
I’m dying at “you just had to not look at it much” 😂
Bagels with lox is the best thing to ever exist
Bagels and lox goes so hard in the morning
LOX CHEESE 😭
This hit my feed at the perfect time- the eve of Yom Kippur for my Jewish friends. Chag sameach 💜💜💜
Yum smegma
Chag sameach
… Yom Kippour is a Fast though. You can’t eat.
@@icecream-zi7scyou eat a lot of food with family a few hours before so you can fill up.. then you fast for a whole day and have a small meal at the end
Thank you, but it was not the eve of yom kippur, it was rosh hashanah. And for yom kippur you wouldn’t say chag sameach, yom kippur is a pretty solemn day :)
To be fair, the horseradish is an improvement compared to the rest.
Oh my lord he should be a Jewish grandma he fits it so well