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  • @JamesRussell1969
    @JamesRussell1969 Рік тому +200

    “I need another judge who understands me” … one of the best lines ever.

    • @inTruthbyGrace
      @inTruthbyGrace 8 місяців тому +6

      it is a terrifying prospect that there actually are people so poorly informed.....

    • @k.stacey7389
      @k.stacey7389 7 місяців тому +5

      If that judge actually exists, I truly fear for our legal system.

    • @maryholden3136
      @maryholden3136 5 місяців тому

      ​@@k.stacey7389....it would be as effective as the education system that produced this idiot

    • @sax-jaz
      @sax-jaz 4 місяці тому

      ​@@k.stacey7389Only a Sovereign Citizen understands her

    • @edisoncarter3841
      @edisoncarter3841 4 місяці тому +4

      Apparently they need someone who speaks "entitled-stupid" and "UA-cam graduate new-gen-group-here".

  • @connieblackmon3932
    @connieblackmon3932 Рік тому +163

    I nearly choked on my ice when he said "I'm innocent " and the judge reminded him that he already pled guilty. Probably my favorite moment on LTWM so far.

    • @justinkaufman495
      @justinkaufman495 10 місяців тому +11

      When he said "oh." I lost it 😂

    • @blue2134
      @blue2134 8 місяців тому +6

      Hilarious

    • @blu3frogee599
      @blu3frogee599 4 місяці тому +1

      Are you sure you didn’t choke on one of her burritos? 😂😂😂

    • @MrMcChez
      @MrMcChez 4 місяці тому +1

      @@chad3232132 Indeed!

    • @Milan_Smidt
      @Milan_Smidt 3 місяці тому +1

      y'all got ice??

  • @hgo883
    @hgo883 8 місяців тому +16

    "I'm currently unemployed". "NO!!!" 😂😂😂😂

  • @betterspent
    @betterspent Рік тому +38

    The 2nd woman got an interpreter because she makes so little sense they thought there was a language barrier. It turns out it was a comprehension barrier it seems.

    • @lucyjane103
      @lucyjane103 4 місяці тому +1

      I would make the worst judge. I would let her go and put out a warrant for her, and wait for her to get arrested……

    • @lucyjane103
      @lucyjane103 4 місяці тому

      I never thought of that !!!!!!!

  • @911JHMLLB
    @911JHMLLB Рік тому +44

    Competent to stand trial?? He’s not competent to keep his hair out of his face!

  • @TheWatcherxx99
    @TheWatcherxx99 Рік тому +21

    She wasn't high. She just has an IQ in the 60s

  • @michaelsimonds2632
    @michaelsimonds2632 Рік тому +118

    My father had a sign in his office:
    Genius has its limitations. Stupidity is not similarly handicapped.

    • @Katrina-qs2rl
      @Katrina-qs2rl 8 місяців тому

      Sounds like something a Brit would say!

    • @rjhergert6590
      @rjhergert6590 8 місяців тому

      im copying this statement for personal use ty in advance

    • @KRB60
      @KRB60 5 місяців тому

      lol I love this

    • @maryholden3136
      @maryholden3136 5 місяців тому

      That's brilliant! I'm going to use it 😊

    • @gracemckelvey5904
      @gracemckelvey5904 4 місяці тому

      I love this. 😂

  • @DaddyBeanDaddyBean
    @DaddyBeanDaddyBean Рік тому +30

    Her Honor: "That's why I'm questioning whether you're competent or not."
    Defendant: "Yeah." (crickets)

  • @fs_dave
    @fs_dave Рік тому +48

    I love this judge. She packs so much into the phrase, "OK".

    • @Dria-h4f
      @Dria-h4f 10 місяців тому +1

      She has a good poker face

  • @thedudeabides2531
    @thedudeabides2531 Рік тому +49

    “I need another Judge so that they can understand me!” Imagine the chaos in this country of laws if the defendant is able to pick his/her Judge. 😂

    • @24fretsoffury
      @24fretsoffury 4 місяці тому

      Look up “Judge Shopping”, it’s already a thing for those with deep pockets or connections.

  • @PaulLundgren1970
    @PaulLundgren1970 Рік тому +38

    I literally facepalmed when that doofbag was reminded of his guilty plea.

  • @davidedwards1705
    @davidedwards1705 Рік тому +36

    Poor Judge Webster, she needs a hug and a raise dealing with this woman.

  • @drn13355
    @drn13355 Рік тому +127

    "I will plead guilty even though I know I am not guilty". The crime is you leaving the scene. "I went to my moms because in my head I was in shock". Dude is a natural born master of law!

    • @bubba_sawyer
      @bubba_sawyer Рік тому +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @michaelkennedy5126
      @michaelkennedy5126 Рік тому +6

      "Dude...that's my cranium!" - defendant's statement

    • @simonevans8979
      @simonevans8979 Рік тому +6

      If he had brains for dynamite he wouldn't have enough to light a match.

    • @neonwired4978
      @neonwired4978 Рік тому +1

      you can plead that, it's an alford plea

    • @scottcampbell4678
      @scottcampbell4678 Рік тому +8

      Actually, a fair portion of guilty pleas are by people who are not actually guilty. They do this to avoid a potentially larger sentence.

  • @josephdemartino6053
    @josephdemartino6053 8 місяців тому +7

    "I need a new judge" is one of my favorite Huey Lewis song.

  • @britchick01
    @britchick01 Рік тому +31

    you plead guilty. no takesy-backsies!!😂

  • @steve3291
    @steve3291 Рік тому +63

    Judge Webster is a comedic genius - 'Do you work (pause) when you are not in custody?" ❤‍🔥

  • @jwolf5604
    @jwolf5604 Рік тому +105

    No wonder why he didn't see what he was doing behind the wheel, his hair totally blocks his vision 😂

  • @222lanna
    @222lanna 9 місяців тому +6

    I choked on my cereal at the burrito mention😅.. and she was given an interpreter that she "didnt need" yet her whole problem started when she misunderstood the first officer during the traffic stop..🥴

  • @jwolf5604
    @jwolf5604 Рік тому +112

    The girl with the insurance issue, she thinks she has 30 days to get new insurance, not that she had to prove it was active on the day she was pulled over 😂

    • @LawTalkWithMike
      @LawTalkWithMike  Рік тому +34

      Yup but nobody wants to tell her😂

    • @ledarbyromeo9667
      @ledarbyromeo9667 Рік тому

      ​@@LawTalkWithMikeThat's the best part. Keep the dummies in the legal system longer, keeps them off the streets longer. The longer dumb hoes like her stay pregnant at home or locked up, the less chaos in the world. She's dumb as rocks, but would make an excellent breeding vessel. Am I the malicious one? She's been doxxed, so we know this was all an act. She dumb & trashy.

    • @limner123
      @limner123 Рік тому +6

      She’s adorable, and even more dumb than cute. Her partner must constantly protect her from herself.

    • @sidmagoo9866
      @sidmagoo9866 Рік тому +2

      They just don't know enough of the English language to understand.

    • @griffisjm
      @griffisjm 11 місяців тому +4

      Nah, she understands she's just doing a piss poor job of explaining it. Numerous times she said she had time to get her "Proof of insurance", she just thinks she shouldn't be charged because she has 30 days to show proof, and I think she understands well the charges but she's just thinking to herself she wasn't under the influence and since the labs will show that everything should be dismissed, that's why she said, "I don't want to go to trial, I just want the case to be dismissed and to show my proof of insurance and then pay the fine".

  • @911JHMLLB
    @911JHMLLB Рік тому +36

    Judge Webster deserves a medal for this one!

  • @Lesardah
    @Lesardah Рік тому +76

    Even the dude who doesn't speak English is in UTTER DISBELIEF at this woman's stupidity. It's not a miscommunication. She's making stupid assumptions and not accepting corrections. As Mark Twain said:
    "It ain’t what you don’t know that gets you into trouble. It’s what you know *for sure* that just ain’t so."

    • @Jason_Scott
      @Jason_Scott Рік тому +8

      Well done on the Mark Twain quote!

    • @markieffmorris9263
      @markieffmorris9263 Рік тому +4

      The reason he knows exactly what’s going on is that despite the defendant speaking English throughout, the translator keeps translating it into Spanish for no good reason 😂

    • @terrilynn1110
      @terrilynn1110 Рік тому +1

      How many cases does he have???

    • @maryholden3136
      @maryholden3136 5 місяців тому +1

      A brilliant quote...... thank you

  • @SarahLittle-wk6oo
    @SarahLittle-wk6oo Рік тому +32

    It always surprises me how much patience the judges show. Even with belligerent, mean, ignorant and brain damaged defendants

    • @reneelibby4885
      @reneelibby4885 3 місяці тому

      I'm way more patient with cognitively challenged people than belligerent , disrespectful ones. The first group have learning issues, the second are mostly a-holes.

  • @SharonNetzley
    @SharonNetzley Рік тому +33

    “I’m not sure that’s the only class you need.” ROFL!

  • @iamraven728
    @iamraven728 Рік тому +180

    I think we can see why the cop thought she was under the influence. He mistook abject stupidity for drugs.

    • @Vykk_Draygo
      @Vykk_Draygo Рік тому +21

      I have a feeling that could be the case too. 🤣

    • @angelaame6148
      @angelaame6148 Рік тому +6

      Not understanding the law doesn't necessarily mean she has a low IQ, she is nervous and just clearly doesn't need to go pro se... Most people don't have a clear understanding of the law! I think it's judgemental and unfair to say that she's stupid!!!!

    • @mellvee
      @mellvee Рік тому +1

      ​@@angelaame6148Really? I'm not sure how you could see her failing to grasp basic information and facts and not think she's stupid. Not only is she stupid, she doesn't have a clue as to how the court process works. If she isn't stupid, she is at the very least woefully ignorant.

    • @glowindark64
      @glowindark64 Рік тому

      ​@@angelaame6148TROOF AND FAKS

    • @Meangirl22
      @Meangirl22 Рік тому +5

      This one was ENTERTAINING as hell 😂 I think she is very much repping Gen Z to a T

  • @Sybil_Detard
    @Sybil_Detard Рік тому +25

    I agree, "I sell burritos sometimes" would be an awesome, cryptic t-shirt. Maybe in small, type writer style letters.

  • @michaelleitner1245
    @michaelleitner1245 Рік тому +52

    After watching so many of these cases, I now understand why so many lawyers have turned to drink.

    • @ergogrrl
      @ergogrrl 4 місяці тому +2

      To be fair, a lot of us are self-destructive arseholes who would drink even our clients weren’t that bad. 🤷‍♀️
      (I’m a lawyer, I’m allowed to talk shit about my own profession.)

    • @michaelleitner1245
      @michaelleitner1245 4 місяці тому +1

      @@ergogrrl Oh great. Now I have to consider that there may be an honest lawyer out there?

    • @ergogrrl
      @ergogrrl 4 місяці тому +1

      @@michaelleitner1245 Hey, at least we’re not as bad as the surgeons.

    • @michaelleitner1245
      @michaelleitner1245 4 місяці тому +2

      @@ergogrrl Now you're just trying to drag other people down. In the words of the philosopher Gomer Pyle: "Shame, shame, shame"

  • @mickeybugh
    @mickeybugh Рік тому +51

    I guarantee that cop told her, "you have 30 days to respond to this ticket. If you show insurance at court, they will probably throw out the ticket." But she heard, "you can drive for 30 days as long as you end insurance at the end of those 30 days." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jtboss8139
      @jtboss8139 Рік тому +6

      No she thought he said SHE COULD BE FINE AS LONG AS SHE GOT INSURANCE WITHIN 30 DAYS 😂

    • @ledarbyromeo9667
      @ledarbyromeo9667 Рік тому +9

      Nah, she tried to act innocent & dumb. Shes manipulative. She's been doxxed & the world now knows her true self.

    • @jacquescousteau6810
      @jacquescousteau6810 10 місяців тому +2

      And if she had never gotten pulled over for the DUI she would still have no insurance, that's if she even bothered to get it by now, which I highly doubt!!

    • @sax-jaz
      @sax-jaz 4 місяці тому

      She has a defense...it's DUUUHHHHH...😂

  • @brittanyw.436
    @brittanyw.436 Рік тому +14

    I almost spat out my coffee when you repeated “I sell burritos sometimes” 🤣 For some reason it was way funnier when you said it Mike!

  • @TheUluxian
    @TheUluxian Рік тому +9

    Oh, his hair reminds me..I need to call the groomer for my Havanese's monthly haircut.
    And I just love how Ms. McDuffie is just quietly smiling through it all...
    And if you ever find yourself using the phrase "I don't want a... what do you call it? A lawyer?"...
    ...you need a lawyer.

  • @amyc9155
    @amyc9155 Рік тому +18

    "We're here for sentencing today, sir. What would you like to say prior to sentencing?"
    "Ummm....I'm innocent"
    "You've already pled guilty"
    😑😑

  • @SuzA8110
    @SuzA8110 Рік тому +22

    You know, Taco Girl is going to be very sad when she buys her insurance on August 25th but her ticket was on July 10th.

    • @Ocyla
      @Ocyla Рік тому +2

      In Illinois it's a 2k ticket. We learned that when my son got a ticket and his insurance messed up the eff/exp dates on his card.

  • @pipermccool
    @pipermccool Рік тому +7

    The first guy pleaded No Cortex.

  • @_TonyZ
    @_TonyZ Рік тому +43

    The last segment had me in tears. Near the end, it was like I was getting pummeled repeatedly in a boxing match that I was losing badly at 🥊🤣.
    "I sell burritos. Sometimes." This is THE Coffee Mug material of the year. 👍🏼

    • @PeriwinkleSunrise
      @PeriwinkleSunrise Рік тому +9

      That and:
      “I’m innocent”.
      “You already plead guilty”
      “Oh.”
      🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️😖

    • @Ocyla
      @Ocyla Рік тому +7

      It's right up there with "mostly". Let's make Sometimes Burritos a thing!

    • @PitifulDelay
      @PitifulDelay Рік тому +1

      Sooooo ... I'm in tae kwon do. I had bought some sparring equipment so that I could learn to spar. I hadn't even gotten a practice in when I'm told "you're sparring at the tournament this weekend."
      I can concur that that's what it feels like, to include the gasping for breath when it's over. 🤣🤣

  • @jenx7697
    @jenx7697 Рік тому +5

    This girl gave me flashbacks. I used to work with someone like this. He once asked "What does ASAP mean? Is this some new code we're using?" I had to leave the room and laugh in the hallway.

  • @martinhealy2902
    @martinhealy2902 Рік тому +65

    These were seriously good Mike! That poor burrito woman. Disabling ignorance at a level that some disorders can only aspire to.

    • @OldNurseBossyMeemaw
      @OldNurseBossyMeemaw Рік тому

      She was more of an a-hole rather than ignorant. She specializes irritating people and acting stupid to get her way

    • @Tread1775
      @Tread1775 Рік тому +1

      That’s too funny ✌️

    • @cassidydankochik3294
      @cassidydankochik3294 Рік тому +3

      I understand why the court thought she needed a translator.

    • @dirkdiggler9379
      @dirkdiggler9379 Рік тому +2

      Literally sucking the teat of the social services

  • @danweber6972
    @danweber6972 6 місяців тому +3

    "Do you understand?"
    "I meeeean..."
    Clearly you do not understand.

  • @BMIU
    @BMIU Рік тому +42

    Can't imagine why the police thought she was under the influence?😮

  • @ElyseLieberman-q3x
    @ElyseLieberman-q3x Рік тому +67

    I left being a police officer because of these idiots, I just got wore down having to deal with idiots like this everyday, after day. The same idiots. God bless these judges and attorneys who can deal with this everyday.

    • @patriciaevans5906
      @patriciaevans5906 Рік тому +5

      I can see that….while I do understand there’s bad in every profession…..I could not deal with situations like this….the ones who really get me are the drunks….especially ones who have their children in the car….and they blame law enforcement for stopping them…and lot of times their friends & family blame the law….those people infuriate me to no ends. Then the prosecutor either drops charges or reduces the charges…..if it’s on camera why? Drunk driving has got to stop….too many ways to get from one place to another these days…or if with others have a designated driver…take turns. I feel bad for law enforcement when they have to deal with folks who are being dangerously combative or just screaming for no reason. I can imagine being completely exhausted after a shift dealing with them…mentally if not so much physically. I realize it comes with the job but still has to be draining. Maybe for some it doesn’t get to them as much most times. I am very grateful for law enforcement and am thankful they’re around….not the bad ones…nor will I say they’re all bad…not true….just as not all people are bad.

    • @JohnnyTromboner
      @JohnnyTromboner Рік тому +6

      ​@@patriciaevans5906I did security at a bar/club for awhile and can confirm that drunks are the absolute worst. I had to change to a different kind of site (data center) and it's a LOT less draining.
      The worst thing I've had to deal with here in 3 years is a random tweeker casing the parking lot. He didn't notice me watching him from behind the fence separating the road/lot from the actual facility maybe 10yds behind him. All I had to do was turn my radio volume up all the way and click the talk button to make that universal Motorola tone, dude about jumped out of his skin and nearly forgot his bike getting out of there lol

    • @Unhyphenated
      @Unhyphenated 6 місяців тому +1

      My opinion, we've reached a point of politically driven and supported crime and stupidity that good men can no longer participate. My justified concern is that as good men who just can no longer participate in the sham, what we will be left with is the very problem people that politicians play like they are trying to to rid us of is all that will be on our forces.

    • @yolandebrowne9819
      @yolandebrowne9819 4 місяці тому +1

      I could not do it, it’s too much!

    • @Tammie0404
      @Tammie0404 3 місяці тому +1

      I think about the police officers when I see these Sovereign Citizens traffic stops. What's worse is when the judges don't stand up to them in court and dismiss their cases. That just emboldens them even more to keep doing this. It's so frustrating for even the people watching.

  • @jjillrob
    @jjillrob Рік тому +189

    I don't have any family or friends who follow court videos.... It's killing me because I NEED to share this with someone! I'll have to read the comments as a consolation (I'm sure they won't disappoint though!)

    • @trinacollins2146
      @trinacollins2146 Рік тому +18

      You and me both. It is a killer

    • @robertplatt1693
      @robertplatt1693 Рік тому +12

      Share something with more comic power, like Ragical or Team Skeptic. That will snag em. Although salty language.

    • @tracy7612
      @tracy7612 Рік тому +7

      I feel your pain!!

    • @mzglo7588
      @mzglo7588 Рік тому +5

      I so understand 😂

    • @Blp905
      @Blp905 Рік тому +9

      😂😂 welcome to my world! 😊

  • @HoustonHoney
    @HoustonHoney 7 місяців тому +4

    The first guy is really proud of those 2 curls huh? 🤣

  • @Sybil_Detard
    @Sybil_Detard Рік тому +26

    7:38, I do believe the refused defense attorney is biting the inside of her cheek to keep from smiling. She does a pretty good job.

  • @jenny2shoes543
    @jenny2shoes543 Рік тому +5

    Totally understand why the officer I might think she had been partaking in something throughout the day. This has to be THE FUNNIEST apperance I have ever seen. Uncontrollable laugher ensured then off to the washroom for me. Thanks Mike
    Ps... She is going to have to sell a lot of burritos to make that bond.

    • @ruthcain2937
      @ruthcain2937 Рік тому

      I found myself bursting into laughter so much I choked and needed a glass of water. Imagine being one of the officials on that call. I'd have had a hernia trying mot to show I was laughing

  • @patricksharp8468
    @patricksharp8468 Рік тому +16

    This was so amazing! One of your best!!! I just don’t get how one person could be so clueless…but we have two that are absolutely clueless! I think she is still feeling effects of drugs. Crazy, I am literally speechless after watching this.

    • @Vykk_Draygo
      @Vykk_Draygo Рік тому

      I think she might actually just be that stupid. 🤣

  • @cynthiaevery2801
    @cynthiaevery2801 Рік тому +1

    Thank you for featuring my dear County of Washtenaw. I live here and am a retiree of the County.
    Judge Washington, along with our other judges in Washtenaw, are wonderful. I have known her for many years.

  • @nessaarandur7740
    @nessaarandur7740 Рік тому +38

    Pro Se: "I'm innocent."
    Judge: "You've already pled guilty."
    Fkn LOL!

    • @j.b.phillips8868
      @j.b.phillips8868 10 місяців тому

      For real he’s an idiot. Another shining success story of our education system.

    • @TophinatorStreams
      @TophinatorStreams 7 місяців тому

      Criminally under appreciated comment! 😂 thanks!

  • @kburns6677
    @kburns6677 Рік тому +29

    Judge Webster is trying so hard to be patient and keep a straight face

    • @pfx459
      @pfx459 Рік тому +3

      Judge Webster has control of her court ......rightfully so. She has the patience of a Saint !!

    • @cynthiaevery2801
      @cynthiaevery2801 Рік тому +2

      Judge Washington is legitimate!

    • @Katrina-qs2rl
      @Katrina-qs2rl 8 місяців тому

      She's trying to protect her rights, but defendant is having none of it.

  • @stevefromchicago8277
    @stevefromchicago8277 Рік тому +15

    7:22 we are here for sentencing. Pro se - “I’m innocent”, judge - “you’ve already pled guilty” 😂 That needs to be a t-shirt, front and back

  • @blondesense1708
    @blondesense1708 Рік тому +38

    She needs a life translator. I can just see her giving the prison staff that 1000 yard stare when they asked basic questions and throwing their hands up and ticking ‘needs translator’.

    • @StandardGoose
      @StandardGoose Рік тому +3

      Sometimes I feel like it would be good to just have someone follow me round everywhere explaining things to me.

    • @ledarbyromeo9667
      @ledarbyromeo9667 Рік тому

      Nah, once in prison she'd go back to her natural ghetto ass. She's been doxxed & we've all seen her gross nonsense. It's an act.

    • @JohnnyTromboner
      @JohnnyTromboner Рік тому

      ​@@StandardGoosegoogle assistant/siri seem to do okay (if they can understand you lol)

  • @greghess8896
    @greghess8896 Рік тому +4

    T-shirt idea. "I sell burritos some times." on the front. "I'm gonna get a taco thing!" on the back. Surrounded by little pictures of burritos and tacos.

  • @Sybil_Detard
    @Sybil_Detard Рік тому +20

    My brain hurts. Flark you, Mr. Gravlin!!! This video has driven me to, once again, need heavy whipping cream in my coffee. Black coffee abhors a vacuum. Their noggins are actual cranial vacuums. If you listen closely you can hear the sound of atmosphere being sucked in through their ears. Singly, they are annoying but paired? It is too much. Astounding. It makes me tremble. Even worse, the last one is in my little corner of the universe. I go to cuddle my coffee now. Don't try to stop me. I will drink the entire thing. I am glad Miss Gillett handled this one, it could have broken dear, sweet JRegier.

    • @Tindometari
      @Tindometari Рік тому +2

      I needed that special cream. The one that comes in the bottle marked "Bailey's".

    • @phthalogreenbean
      @phthalogreenbean 3 місяці тому +1

      Nothing can break Reiger 😂😂😂

  • @dnache7553
    @dnache7553 7 місяців тому +4

    Sovcit: “In my head…”
    Me: 🎶 “In your heeeeeaaad, in your heeeaaaaad. Zzzzzombie, zoooooombie , zombie baaooo baaaooo. Aaaaaaaahaha.”

  • @TophinatorStreams
    @TophinatorStreams 7 місяців тому +4

    1st case: Defendant really walked into a barbershop and said “I’m going to court, so give me the *DUMBEST* hairstyle possible, please!” 😂

    • @phthalogreenbean
      @phthalogreenbean 3 місяці тому

      At least the scene/emo hair isn't in anymore 😂

  • @donaldscott5538
    @donaldscott5538 Рік тому +4

    Maybe he got in a crash because HE CAN'T SEE THROUGH HIS HAIR!

  • @RC-117
    @RC-117 Рік тому +5

    Mike thank you so much for the daily content, I'd be lost without my daily hysterical medicine of laughter!

  • @VieraRabbit
    @VieraRabbit Рік тому +3

    This one is hilarious. That lady seems to be from another planet 😂. Give her a break judge. She was just passing by and she will get the insurance one day.

  • @carol-annevanloggerenberg4432
    @carol-annevanloggerenberg4432 Рік тому +9

    Thank heavens we were able to earn enough to send our only child to a private school. It nearly broke us financially but it was WORTH IT.

    • @maryholden3136
      @maryholden3136 2 місяці тому

      You could have sent the first two to Eton and Oxford...... and I think you'd still have the same result.... you can't polish a turd or turn a pigs ear into a silk purse

  • @KUsery42
    @KUsery42 Рік тому +7

    My brain broke at “I sell burritos… sometimes”, and let out a rare audible “Oh. G’damnit!” at my phone.
    I never yell at my phone. That’s dumb.
    Now my dog is pouting in her kennel because she presumably thinks I’m upset at her, and I’m currently apologizing to my dog. It’s all your fault Mike. /jk, but only kind of.

  • @katlinkan8026
    @katlinkan8026 Рік тому +14

    Judge Webster needs her own talk show where she interviews inmates. This is gold! I moved to Kansas 19 years ago and knowing some of the people, places, and things these people talk about has me rolling!

    • @DebraJean196
      @DebraJean196 7 місяців тому

      I was born and raised there, and I feel the same way!

  • @Erika-T1019
    @Erika-T1019 Рік тому +5

    This was an absolute fever dream, loved and hated every minute of it 🤣🤣

  • @Ksudana29
    @Ksudana29 Рік тому +3

    THIS GIRL!!!🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️"I need time to go GET insurance that i was sposed to have ALREADY". "I know how to drive and i am sure i used my stop lights". "there are 2 cops (who STOPPED ME FOR DOING SOMETHING WRONG) who can testify for me". "i need another judge who can underatand me" meaning a judge who will just miraculously dismiss everything. honestly how can someone be so ignorant!

  • @dg20120
    @dg20120 Рік тому +25

    The second defendant has no understanding of the U.S. legal system. She’s a danger to herself.

    • @louiseporterbridges2040
      @louiseporterbridges2040 Рік тому

      She's like 18, they're all dumdums.

    • @Kunfucious577
      @Kunfucious577 Рік тому +3

      lol. I wonder how so many of these people have managed to live this long.

    • @k.stacey7389
      @k.stacey7389 7 місяців тому +1

      I’m wondering if she has understanding about how to tie her own shoes.

    • @gigib8849
      @gigib8849 4 місяці тому

      @@Kunfucious577I always wonder if it hurts to be that dumb??

  • @CanadaMatt
    @CanadaMatt Рік тому +107

    Welcome to Taco Talk with Mike, where we go to court and sell burritos sometimes.

    • @CorporateCornholio
      @CorporateCornholio Рік тому +8

      Now I want a taco. Mmmmm

    • @TRUMP-ki9vn
      @TRUMP-ki9vn Рік тому +9

      I spit out the lemonade I had in my mouth when I read your comment. So funny. Thank you fellow citizen for a much needed laugh.

    • @SarahLittle-wk6oo
      @SarahLittle-wk6oo Рік тому +5

      Ha❤

    • @barelyasurvivor1257
      @barelyasurvivor1257 Рік тому +6

      I will take 3 soft burritos with sour cream.

    • @VictheChick
      @VictheChick Рік тому +5

      I was eating a burrito - shout-out to Qdoba! - while watching this. Almost spit it out @ the "I sell burritos sometimes" (sic) part, I was laughing so hard. Deliciously awful indeed 😅😅😅

  • @teriadams7398
    @teriadams7398 Рік тому +4

    The officer probably told her she had 30 days to prove she had insurance the day she was stopped.

  • @trinity2145
    @trinity2145 Рік тому +7

    I don’t think you can ever top these two. 😂😂😂

    • @ricktaylor14001
      @ricktaylor14001 Рік тому +3

      Oh no, DON’T say that! You just know that the world is going to come right back with an “oh yeah” and give us much worse than this!! 😜🤣🤪

    • @trinity2145
      @trinity2145 Рік тому +3

      @@ricktaylor14001 hahaha… oh I’m sure we will eventually get another great one. My other favorite is the layer that was drunk, and logged off. Objection, to everything. Hahah

  • @M3rlyn
    @M3rlyn Рік тому +2

    Oooff the burrito lady 😂😂 " I want a new judge who understand me , but I dont want a lawyer"

  • @seantimmons5900
    @seantimmons5900 Рік тому +51

    If we don't get to see her next court appearance everyone is fired!

  • @Dr.JudeAEMasonMD
    @Dr.JudeAEMasonMD 4 місяці тому +2

    18:35 “yes, I will get lawyers when I go to court.”
    Sir, you are in court and your lawyer is standing RIGHT behind you.

  • @julieschneider340
    @julieschneider340 Рік тому +27

    Lady, This judge is doing you a favor by doing everything she can to make sure you dont plead no contest to a dui. You think this is only about insurance but its not. Thats why you need an attorney. Ps after watching her whole court case its clear its not a communication problem its an elevator not going all the way to the top floor issue... OMG

    • @retrogasm5651
      @retrogasm5651 10 місяців тому

      They got the wrong translator, they needed the one tagged 'english to stupid'

  • @terriedotson1154
    @terriedotson1154 Рік тому +16

    Kid at the beginning is doomed to a life of underachievement.
    Edit: All of these younger defendants are scaring me. They are the next generation of leaders and can't even master the rules of the road.

    • @Vykk_Draygo
      @Vykk_Draygo Рік тому +1

      These aren't the "next generation" of leaders. You're fooling yourself if you think there aren't equally stupid people from your generation. 😂 Can't judge the future while looking only at the bottom of the barrel.
      Also, I'm not sure the lady is from the same generation as the first guy. She looks like she could be a late Millennial (goes from '81 to '96).

    • @mellvee
      @mellvee Рік тому

      She can't even master the rules of breathing without thinking about it first.

    • @k.stacey7389
      @k.stacey7389 7 місяців тому +3

      And their vote counts just as much as yours.

    • @maryholden3136
      @maryholden3136 5 місяців тому

      I don't think he could lead a dog

    • @VictorSantacroce
      @VictorSantacroce 5 місяців тому

      This is a perfect example of how his parents failed him. I’ll bet his parents are a bunch of winners because he didn’t get that stupid on his own

  • @tamaralynn2069
    @tamaralynn2069 Рік тому +6

    Oh my goodness... these two were hilarious!🤣 Extra burritos for you, Mike!

  • @lisajeter9511
    @lisajeter9511 8 місяців тому +2

    The officer gave her 30 days to come up with insurance. He only gave her a warning ticket!

  • @ediemarie13
    @ediemarie13 Рік тому +6

    That was so worth it! I'm so glad I watched - I couldn't stop laughing/face palming 🤣😹🤣😹

  • @goose7574
    @goose7574 Рік тому +2

    21:07
    "He needs hand-holding..."
    Ohhhh, my Gawd!
    That was great!
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @RydarkVoyager
    @RydarkVoyager Рік тому +26

    Quote of the day: "It doesn't matter what's in your head." So true.

  • @Pluto4EverPlanet
    @Pluto4EverPlanet Рік тому +2

    Love ‘i want a different judge who can understand my case.’😂

  • @erichdewald8719
    @erichdewald8719 Рік тому +3

    "I sell burritos sometimes" needs to be a t-shirt!

  • @l.s.squirrel4226
    @l.s.squirrel4226 Рік тому +4

    The Greenwood defendant needs a lawyer because I'm not certain she even understands what she ate for breakfast.

  • @xxskizzumxx
    @xxskizzumxx Рік тому +15

    They should not have even arraigned her without an attorney. She self incriminated several times, has no idea what is going on, why not have the attorney say "client stands mute"

    • @miketyson1717
      @miketyson1717 Рік тому

      They're always asking incriminating questions and screwing over the defendants in judge Websters court, the one in kansas.... it's messed up and I don't understand how they get away with it

    • @ricktaylor14001
      @ricktaylor14001 Рік тому +6

      Yup, have to completely agree with you. The default should ALWAYS be a PD to help at arraignment, then go from there. This woman was completely unarmed for everything, not a brain cell left floating around in her head… NOT ONE!!😜🤪☮️

    • @ledarbyromeo9667
      @ledarbyromeo9667 Рік тому +7

      They allowed her to shoot herself in the foot. I know the wheels of justice keep turning, but not everyone comprehends what a wheel even is, and will accidentally end up flinging their bodies into the turning cogs to die on some pointless hill

  • @mcKD414
    @mcKD414 5 місяців тому +1

    This judge is so kind and patient. I’m so impressed with her! This poor girl in jail I think she must have not had much education I feel a little bad for her.

  • @DHSpeedWalker
    @DHSpeedWalker Рік тому +3

    "I'm innocent, so I don't need a trial."

  • @bigwilson2303
    @bigwilson2303 Рік тому +2

    I have become obsessed with your pro se content. I cant get enough of it!

  • @kathypryor2477
    @kathypryor2477 Рік тому +3

    Why does this guy have those curly locks of hair falling into his eyes?! Where are my scissors?!

  • @TheGodOfAllThatWas
    @TheGodOfAllThatWas Рік тому +2

    I need a judge that can understand me. That's actually a pretty good description of a lawyer.

  • @mickeybugh
    @mickeybugh Рік тому +5

    You ended with the perfect combination of language barrier and stupid 😂😂😂

  • @aprince4u
    @aprince4u Рік тому +2

    This judge is too lenient and Gilbert’s face is hilarious

  • @celestialgirlie21
    @celestialgirlie21 Рік тому +12

    Ok, hear me out....
    Is it POSSIBLE that she's so stupid, they mistook that for being under the influence?! 🤔
    I agree, Patterson needs to rep her lol

    • @maryholden3136
      @maryholden3136 5 місяців тому

      I think so........ she's coming across as being a few sandwiches short of a picnic

  • @DeRock401
    @DeRock401 5 місяців тому +2

    All these lawyers and judges need to take some speech classes, they can’t go one sentence without saying UMM. So unprofessional for someone whose job relies on public speaking.

  • @KK-rc5ds
    @KK-rc5ds Рік тому +5

    Yes, Poodle boy did a better job than the one following a map-

  • @strawberryjones7193
    @strawberryjones7193 Рік тому +5

    andrew's hair was driving me crazy. one of my nephews went through (note I said through) a phase like that, couldn't see his eyes for at least two years and then when you got to see his entire face, wow, he had grown into a handsome young man.

  • @deanamarie84
    @deanamarie84 Рік тому +9

    That was ENRAGING lol, thank you as always Mike :)

  • @falseking989
    @falseking989 Рік тому +4

    I bet she thinks getting “consecutive sentences” means she has to write “I will not break the law” a few hundred times on a piece of paper 😂

  • @alannahayter8491
    @alannahayter8491 Рік тому +6

    The taco 🌮 lady proves that 'being blond' is a state of being rather than a hair color

  • @rushintl1
    @rushintl1 Рік тому +2

    I love the head full of Gummie Worms and the mascara moustache on the the kid who looks like an extra from an 80's break dancing movie

  • @lynsmalec5484
    @lynsmalec5484 7 місяців тому +1

    Judge:” I think we are having a communication problem “😂

  • @shotgunshello
    @shotgunshello Рік тому +4

    The 2nd one was hard to watch. I was so irritated my roommate came to my room to see if I was OK! 😂

  • @DeRock401
    @DeRock401 5 місяців тому +1

    lol the judges tone when she kept saying 90 days is like she was trying to make it seem like a long ass time lol

  • @ronniek.6393
    @ronniek.6393 Рік тому +8

    The Judge's face is priceless.

  • @tarabeard
    @tarabeard Рік тому +4

    Oh my gosh, I totally laughed at the last one! I sell burritos sometimes was classic. That chick is really low on brain cells! And Mike, your reaction, made it even funnier. Made my day!

  • @amandamoody2058
    @amandamoody2058 Рік тому +5

    I feel so sorry for mrs. Cooper .. she gonna have her hands full with this one. 😂😂

  • @lelia660
    @lelia660 7 місяців тому +1

    How did I miss this gem 8 months ago!!!! 🤣🤣🤣