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“I need another judge who understands me” … one of the best lines ever.
it is a terrifying prospect that there actually are people so poorly informed.....
If that judge actually exists, I truly fear for our legal system.
@@k.stacey7389....it would be as effective as the education system that produced this idiot
I nearly choked on my ice when he said "I'm innocent " and the judge reminded him that he already pled guilty. Probably my favorite moment on LTWM so far.
When he said "oh." I lost it 😂
Hilarious
My father had a sign in his office:
Genius has its limitations. Stupidity is not similarly handicapped.
Sounds like something a Brit would say!
im copying this statement for personal use ty in advance
lol I love this
That's brilliant! I'm going to use it 😊
No wonder why he didn't see what he was doing behind the wheel, his hair totally blocks his vision 😂
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
His barber should get two years
Going for the Medusa look
He can’t see what he’s doing behind his eyes.
"I will plead guilty even though I know I am not guilty". The crime is you leaving the scene. "I went to my moms because in my head I was in shock". Dude is a natural born master of law!
😂😂😂😂
"Dude...that's my cranium!" - defendant's statement
If he had brains for dynamite he wouldn't have enough to light a match.
you can plead that, it's an alford plea
Actually, a fair portion of guilty pleas are by people who are not actually guilty. They do this to avoid a potentially larger sentence.
Competent to stand trial?? He’s not competent to keep his hair out of his face!
Judge Webster is a comedic genius - 'Do you work (pause) when you are not in custody?" ❤🔥
😂😂😂
After watching so many of these cases, I now understand why so many lawyers have turned to drink.
you plead guilty. no takesy-backsies!!😂
I literally facepalmed when that doofbag was reminded of his guilty plea.
I don't have any family or friends who follow court videos.... It's killing me because I NEED to share this with someone! I'll have to read the comments as a consolation (I'm sure they won't disappoint though!)
You and me both. It is a killer
Share something with more comic power, like Ragical or Team Skeptic. That will snag em. Although salty language.
I feel your pain!!
I so understand 😂
😂😂 welcome to my world! 😊
The girl with the insurance issue, she thinks she has 30 days to get new insurance, not that she had to prove it was active on the day she was pulled over 😂
Yup but nobody wants to tell her😂
@@LawTalkWithMikeThat's the best part. Keep the dummies in the legal system longer, keeps them off the streets longer. The longer dumb hoes like her stay pregnant at home or locked up, the less chaos in the world. She's dumb as rocks, but would make an excellent breeding vessel. Am I the malicious one? She's been doxxed, so we know this was all an act. She dumb & trashy.
She’s adorable, and even more dumb than cute. Her partner must constantly protect her from herself.
They just don't know enough of the English language to understand.
Nah, she understands she's just doing a piss poor job of explaining it. Numerous times she said she had time to get her "Proof of insurance", she just thinks she shouldn't be charged because she has 30 days to show proof, and I think she understands well the charges but she's just thinking to herself she wasn't under the influence and since the labs will show that everything should be dismissed, that's why she said, "I don't want to go to trial, I just want the case to be dismissed and to show my proof of insurance and then pay the fine".
“I need another Judge so that they can understand me!” Imagine the chaos in this country of laws if the defendant is able to pick his/her Judge. 😂
I think we can see why the cop thought she was under the influence. He mistook abject stupidity for drugs.
I have a feeling that could be the case too. 🤣
Not understanding the law doesn't necessarily mean she has a low IQ, she is nervous and just clearly doesn't need to go pro se... Most people don't have a clear understanding of the law! I think it's judgemental and unfair to say that she's stupid!!!!
@@angelaame6148Really? I'm not sure how you could see her failing to grasp basic information and facts and not think she's stupid. Not only is she stupid, she doesn't have a clue as to how the court process works. If she isn't stupid, she is at the very least woefully ignorant.
@@angelaame6148TROOF AND FAKS
This one was ENTERTAINING as hell 😂 I think she is very much repping Gen Z to a T
Even the dude who doesn't speak English is in UTTER DISBELIEF at this woman's stupidity. It's not a miscommunication. She's making stupid assumptions and not accepting corrections. As Mark Twain said:
"It ain’t what you don’t know that gets you into trouble. It’s what you know *for sure* that just ain’t so."
Well done on the Mark Twain quote!
The reason he knows exactly what’s going on is that despite the defendant speaking English throughout, the translator keeps translating it into Spanish for no good reason 😂
How many cases does he have???
A brilliant quote...... thank you
Thank heavens we were able to earn enough to send our only child to a private school. It nearly broke us financially but it was WORTH IT.
I guarantee that cop told her, "you have 30 days to respond to this ticket. If you show insurance at court, they will probably throw out the ticket." But she heard, "you can drive for 30 days as long as you end insurance at the end of those 30 days." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
No she thought he said SHE COULD BE FINE AS LONG AS SHE GOT INSURANCE WITHIN 30 DAYS 😂
Nah, she tried to act innocent & dumb. Shes manipulative. She's been doxxed & the world now knows her true self.
And if she had never gotten pulled over for the DUI she would still have no insurance, that's if she even bothered to get it by now, which I highly doubt!!
The 2nd woman got an interpreter because she makes so little sense they thought there was a language barrier. It turns out it was a comprehension barrier it seems.
Poor Judge Webster, she needs a hug and a raise dealing with this woman.
Judge Webster deserves a medal for this one!
“I’m not sure that’s the only class you need.” ROFL!
I love this judge. She packs so much into the phrase, "OK".
She has a good poker face
I left being a police officer because of these idiots, I just got wore down having to deal with idiots like this everyday, after day. The same idiots. God bless these judges and attorneys who can deal with this everyday.
I can see that….while I do understand there’s bad in every profession…..I could not deal with situations like this….the ones who really get me are the drunks….especially ones who have their children in the car….and they blame law enforcement for stopping them…and lot of times their friends & family blame the law….those people infuriate me to no ends. Then the prosecutor either drops charges or reduces the charges…..if it’s on camera why? Drunk driving has got to stop….too many ways to get from one place to another these days…or if with others have a designated driver…take turns. I feel bad for law enforcement when they have to deal with folks who are being dangerously combative or just screaming for no reason. I can imagine being completely exhausted after a shift dealing with them…mentally if not so much physically. I realize it comes with the job but still has to be draining. Maybe for some it doesn’t get to them as much most times. I am very grateful for law enforcement and am thankful they’re around….not the bad ones…nor will I say they’re all bad…not true….just as not all people are bad.
@@patriciaevans5906I did security at a bar/club for awhile and can confirm that drunks are the absolute worst. I had to change to a different kind of site (data center) and it's a LOT less draining.
The worst thing I've had to deal with here in 3 years is a random tweeker casing the parking lot. He didn't notice me watching him from behind the fence separating the road/lot from the actual facility maybe 10yds behind him. All I had to do was turn my radio volume up all the way and click the talk button to make that universal Motorola tone, dude about jumped out of his skin and nearly forgot his bike getting out of there lol
My opinion, we've reached a point of politically driven and supported crime and stupidity that good men can no longer participate. My justified concern is that as good men who just can no longer participate in the sham, what we will be left with is the very problem people that politicians play like they are trying to to rid us of is all that will be on our forces.
It always surprises me how much patience the judges show. Even with belligerent, mean, ignorant and brain damaged defendants
Pro Se: "I'm innocent."
Judge: "You've already pled guilty."
Fkn LOL!
For real he’s an idiot. Another shining success story of our education system.
Criminally under appreciated comment! 😂 thanks!
Can't imagine why the police thought she was under the influence?😮
"We're here for sentencing today, sir. What would you like to say prior to sentencing?"
"Ummm....I'm innocent"
"You've already pled guilty"
😑😑
😂
Oh
I agree, "I sell burritos sometimes" would be an awesome, cryptic t-shirt. Maybe in small, type writer style letters.
Liking your forward-thinking.
You know, Taco Girl is going to be very sad when she buys her insurance on August 25th but her ticket was on July 10th.
In Illinois it's a 2k ticket. We learned that when my son got a ticket and his insurance messed up the eff/exp dates on his card.
Judge Webster is trying so hard to be patient and keep a straight face
Judge Webster has control of her court ......rightfully so. She has the patience of a Saint !!
Judge Washington is legitimate!
She's trying to protect her rights, but defendant is having none of it.
If we don't get to see her next court appearance everyone is fired!
Mamase mama mamapusa
The last segment had me in tears. Near the end, it was like I was getting pummeled repeatedly in a boxing match that I was losing badly at 🥊🤣.
"I sell burritos. Sometimes." This is THE Coffee Mug material of the year. 👍🏼
That and:
“I’m innocent”.
“You already plead guilty”
“Oh.”
🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️😖
It's right up there with "mostly". Let's make Sometimes Burritos a thing!
Sooooo ... I'm in tae kwon do. I had bought some sparring equipment so that I could learn to spar. I hadn't even gotten a practice in when I'm told "you're sparring at the tournament this weekend."
I can concur that that's what it feels like, to include the gasping for breath when it's over. 🤣🤣
7:22 we are here for sentencing. Pro se - “I’m innocent”, judge - “you’ve already pled guilty” 😂 That needs to be a t-shirt, front and back
With "Oh." on the back
And a sound bite!!!!
7:38, I do believe the refused defense attorney is biting the inside of her cheek to keep from smiling. She does a pretty good job.
These were seriously good Mike! That poor burrito woman. Disabling ignorance at a level that some disorders can only aspire to.
She was more of an a-hole rather than ignorant. She specializes irritating people and acting stupid to get her way
That’s too funny ✌️
I understand why the court thought she needed a translator.
Literally sucking the teat of the social services
The second defendant has no understanding of the U.S. legal system. She’s a danger to herself.
She's like 18, they're all dumdums.
lol. I wonder how so many of these people have managed to live this long.
I’m wondering if she has understanding about how to tie her own shoes.
My brain broke at “I sell burritos… sometimes”, and let out a rare audible “Oh. G’damnit!” at my phone.
I never yell at my phone. That’s dumb.
Now my dog is pouting in her kennel because she presumably thinks I’m upset at her, and I’m currently apologizing to my dog. It’s all your fault Mike. /jk, but only kind of.
My brain hurts. Flark you, Mr. Gravlin!!! This video has driven me to, once again, need heavy whipping cream in my coffee. Black coffee abhors a vacuum. Their noggins are actual cranial vacuums. If you listen closely you can hear the sound of atmosphere being sucked in through their ears. Singly, they are annoying but paired? It is too much. Astounding. It makes me tremble. Even worse, the last one is in my little corner of the universe. I go to cuddle my coffee now. Don't try to stop me. I will drink the entire thing. I am glad Miss Gillett handled this one, it could have broken dear, sweet JRegier.
I needed that special cream. The one that comes in the bottle marked "Bailey's".
I almost spat out my coffee when you repeated “I sell burritos sometimes” 🤣 For some reason it was way funnier when you said it Mike!
She wasn't high. She just has an IQ in the 60s
Kid at the beginning is doomed to a life of underachievement.
Edit: All of these younger defendants are scaring me. They are the next generation of leaders and can't even master the rules of the road.
These aren't the "next generation" of leaders. You're fooling yourself if you think there aren't equally stupid people from your generation. 😂 Can't judge the future while looking only at the bottom of the barrel.
Also, I'm not sure the lady is from the same generation as the first guy. She looks like she could be a late Millennial (goes from '81 to '96).
She can't even master the rules of breathing without thinking about it first.
And their vote counts just as much as yours.
I don't think he could lead a dog
This is a perfect example of how his parents failed him. I’ll bet his parents are a bunch of winners because he didn’t get that stupid on his own
Her Honor: "That's why I'm questioning whether you're competent or not."
Defendant: "Yeah." (crickets)
Quote of the day: "It doesn't matter what's in your head." So true.
Oh, his hair reminds me..I need to call the groomer for my Havanese's monthly haircut.
And I just love how Ms. McDuffie is just quietly smiling through it all...
And if you ever find yourself using the phrase "I don't want a... what do you call it? A lawyer?"...
...you need a lawyer.
Lady, This judge is doing you a favor by doing everything she can to make sure you dont plead no contest to a dui. You think this is only about insurance but its not. Thats why you need an attorney. Ps after watching her whole court case its clear its not a communication problem its an elevator not going all the way to the top floor issue... OMG
They got the wrong translator, they needed the one tagged 'english to stupid'
Judge Webster needs her own talk show where she interviews inmates. This is gold! I moved to Kansas 19 years ago and knowing some of the people, places, and things these people talk about has me rolling!
I was born and raised there, and I feel the same way!
This girl gave me flashbacks. I used to work with someone like this. He once asked "What does ASAP mean? Is this some new code we're using?" I had to leave the room and laugh in the hallway.
Welcome to Taco Talk with Mike, where we go to court and sell burritos sometimes.
Now I want a taco. Mmmmm
I spit out the lemonade I had in my mouth when I read your comment. So funny. Thank you fellow citizen for a much needed laugh.
Ha❤
I will take 3 soft burritos with sour cream.
I was eating a burrito - shout-out to Qdoba! - while watching this. Almost spit it out @ the "I sell burritos sometimes" (sic) part, I was laughing so hard. Deliciously awful indeed 😅😅😅
She needs a life translator. I can just see her giving the prison staff that 1000 yard stare when they asked basic questions and throwing their hands up and ticking ‘needs translator’.
Sometimes I feel like it would be good to just have someone follow me round everywhere explaining things to me.
Nah, once in prison she'd go back to her natural ghetto ass. She's been doxxed & we've all seen her gross nonsense. It's an act.
@@StandardGoosegoogle assistant/siri seem to do okay (if they can understand you lol)
Totally understand why the officer I might think she had been partaking in something throughout the day. This has to be THE FUNNIEST apperance I have ever seen. Uncontrollable laugher ensured then off to the washroom for me. Thanks Mike
Ps... She is going to have to sell a lot of burritos to make that bond.
I found myself bursting into laughter so much I choked and needed a glass of water. Imagine being one of the officials on that call. I'd have had a hernia trying mot to show I was laughing
They should not have even arraigned her without an attorney. She self incriminated several times, has no idea what is going on, why not have the attorney say "client stands mute"
They're always asking incriminating questions and screwing over the defendants in judge Websters court, the one in kansas.... it's messed up and I don't understand how they get away with it
Yup, have to completely agree with you. The default should ALWAYS be a PD to help at arraignment, then go from there. This woman was completely unarmed for everything, not a brain cell left floating around in her head… NOT ONE!!😜🤪☮️
They allowed her to shoot herself in the foot. I know the wheels of justice keep turning, but not everyone comprehends what a wheel even is, and will accidentally end up flinging their bodies into the turning cogs to die on some pointless hill
This was so amazing! One of your best!!! I just don’t get how one person could be so clueless…but we have two that are absolutely clueless! I think she is still feeling effects of drugs. Crazy, I am literally speechless after watching this.
I think she might actually just be that stupid. 🤣
"I'm currently unemployed". "NO!!!" 😂😂😂😂
Medusa's child isn't a very good attorney.
Great description! Made me laugh.
How clever. Making fun of someone’s physical appearance. Comedic genius.
This comment feels mean, unnecessary, and inaccurate
The wheels turning but the snakes are dead
@@merc7105you can make fun of chosen appearances ya snow flake. If it was a birth mark or something then fine
I was once in a major auto accident. Completely my fault -- I made a bad mistake at highway speeds, when I was a very new driver; and I lost control of the wheel and crossed the median strip. I was hit by a pickup truck, which was going the correct direction in its own lane. Thankfully (literally -- I've never been so thankful for anything in my life) nobody was killed or seriously hurt except me; I was airlifted to the hospital with severe internal bleeding, and was in surgery within half an hour.
When the police came to talk to me in the hospital, after I woke up from the surgery, of course they asked me whether I had been using alcohol or drugs.
I explained with great embarrassment that I hadn't been using any chemicals; not talking on the phone, and not even tired. I was just driving very badly! I admitted freely to the cop that I had screwed up, but told him ruefully that I had managed to do that all on my own, and didn't need any chemicals to drive that badly.
That was what I thought of when you said that you think we might be able to believe the second defendant about not being on drugs, if this is her baseline! My baseline, as a driver at least, was bad enough at that time that I didn't need any help from anything to make a major mistake. Highway speeds had not been on my driver's licensing test, and I wasn't used to them. I had no business being out of the right lane, but I didn't know that yet, thinking (as many young, newly-licensed people do) that having a license meant that I knew how to drive.
Today, I teach all my kids that it doesn't. All getting a license means is that you are now entitled to practice without having another driver in the car with you. You still need a LOT of practice and experience on the roads to be a good driver.
Oooff the burrito lady 😂😂 " I want a new judge who understand me , but I dont want a lawyer"
The Greenwood defendant needs a lawyer because I'm not certain she even understands what she ate for breakfast.
The taco 🌮 lady proves that 'being blond' is a state of being rather than a hair color
1st case: Defendant really walked into a barbershop and said “I’m going to court, so give me the *DUMBEST* hairstyle possible, please!” 😂
That was so worth it! I'm so glad I watched - I couldn't stop laughing/face palming 🤣😹🤣😹
Mike thank you so much for the daily content, I'd be lost without my daily hysterical medicine of laughter!
Oh my goodness... these two were hilarious!🤣 Extra burritos for you, Mike!
Love ‘i want a different judge who can understand my case.’😂
Plead guilty then say Innocent?
How does that work?
Oh, it doesn't?
Nevermind, then.
He thought he could call backsies, I guess.
I choked on my cereal at the burrito mention😅.. and she was given an interpreter that she "didnt need" yet her whole problem started when she misunderstood the first officer during the traffic stop..🥴
This why kids need held back in school and need real teachers that make them do their work.
If you knew any teachers, you would know that they are not allowed to crack down on students anymore. All the parents have to do is complain to the principal and the teacher is always wrong! Who wouldn't give up on stupid students who are always arguing and always the victim?
The officer gave her 30 days to come up with insurance. He only gave her a warning ticket!
Oh my gosh, I totally laughed at the last one! I sell burritos sometimes was classic. That chick is really low on brain cells! And Mike, your reaction, made it even funnier. Made my day!
Ok, hear me out....
Is it POSSIBLE that she's so stupid, they mistook that for being under the influence?! 🤔
I agree, Patterson needs to rep her lol
I think so........ she's coming across as being a few sandwiches short of a picnic
The officer probably told her she had 30 days to prove she had insurance the day she was stopped.
The burrito lady was hilarious. I usually hate the trouble makers but she is gold
“I sell burritos… sometimes”
“My back hurts, I am too old for this”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I bet she thinks getting “consecutive sentences” means she has to write “I will not break the law” a few hundred times on a piece of paper 😂
I feel so sorry for mrs. Cooper .. she gonna have her hands full with this one. 😂😂
Please tell me we will have a follow up on burrito girl. That was one of my favorite moments here.
The Judge's face is priceless.
I don’t think you can ever top these two. 😂😂😂
Oh no, DON’T say that! You just know that the world is going to come right back with an “oh yeah” and give us much worse than this!! 😜🤣🤪
@@ricktaylor4real hahaha… oh I’m sure we will eventually get another great one. My other favorite is the layer that was drunk, and logged off. Objection, to everything. Hahah
With as dingy as she appears, it's entirely possible that she wasn't under the influence and this is just her personality. What I do know is that I would not want to be on the road if she's driving. I hope we get the follow up on 9-15.
She admitted to making money under the table selling burritos 😅
She reminds me of the woman who called the radio station to complain about where the deer crossing signs were located. She felt they should be at school crossings so it would be safer for the deer to cross. Having them on the highway was terrible because it was too unsafe for the deer to cross there. True story.
No, she's more malicious than a harmless animal lover. She's intentionally manipulating people cause she doesn't agree with her being held accountable. She's dumb as rocks & has no clue about legal things, so it's unfair in her mind. She's definitely not doing this accidentally.
Mike, if they have him pleading guilty on 2 different occasions. Then why are they dragging this out? Put him in jail, make him do his time. Because he is not only wasting these attorneys times and the court system. But hes wasting taxpayers money.
I love this judge's completely disinterested and deadpan demeanor!
This was an absolute fever dream, loved and hated every minute of it 🤣🤣
Sending mike a bill for the brain cells lost from this one
We need a gofundme for all the poor people who lost brain cells with this live!!!
😂😂😂
Judge:” I think we are having a communication problem “😂
I need a judge that can understand me. That's actually a pretty good description of a lawyer.
The judge in the 2nd case absolutely made it worse talking about the insurance
andrew's hair was driving me crazy. one of my nephews went through (note I said through) a phase like that, couldn't see his eyes for at least two years and then when you got to see his entire face, wow, he had grown into a handsome young man.
THIS GIRL!!!🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️"I need time to go GET insurance that i was sposed to have ALREADY". "I know how to drive and i am sure i used my stop lights". "there are 2 cops (who STOPPED ME FOR DOING SOMETHING WRONG) who can testify for me". "i need another judge who can underatand me" meaning a judge who will just miraculously dismiss everything. honestly how can someone be so ignorant!
21:07
"He needs hand-holding..."
Ohhhh, my Gawd!
That was great!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yes, Poodle boy did a better job than the one following a map-
😮 now she needs another judge that understands her😮 she was more than patient with her it's amazing the stupidity.
The 2nd one was hard to watch. I was so irritated my roommate came to my room to see if I was OK! 😂
That was ENRAGING lol, thank you as always Mike :)
I want to know how this man child got a license to begin with 🤯
Thank you for featuring my dear County of Washtenaw. I live here and am a retiree of the County.
Judge Washington, along with our other judges in Washtenaw, are wonderful. I have known her for many years.
Oh sweet Jesus, I cant breathe! Watch Stephen Crowley (?) when she says she's neutral and she needs another judge who understands her 😂😂😂
Jill Gilette's reaction to her neutral comment as well
That’s the point when I was crying laughing, and his face made it even worse….or better! 🤣
Shouldn't the judge be asking if the defendant has insurance, NOT the police department? He should be paying ALL costs.
You ended with the perfect combination of language barrier and stupid 😂😂😂
Don't people don't watch TV? ALWAYS get a lawyer. ALWAYS ask for a lawyer.
So basically both want the judge to dismiss the charges because “I’m innocent”. 😂
T-shirt idea. "I sell burritos some times." on the front. "I'm gonna get a taco thing!" on the back. Surrounded by little pictures of burritos and tacos.