Why Checks Comes First

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  • @woodman_1799
    @woodman_1799 Місяць тому +1529

    That had no business being as difficult as it was. Your opponent was clearly a paid actor, just paid by someone who hates you.

  • @stunthead
    @stunthead Місяць тому +820

    “That blunders a knight”
    That blunders a “that blunders a horsie”

    • @Wiebejamin
      @Wiebejamin Місяць тому +48

      THAT'S why it sounded so off when he said it

    • @riccardodellorto4267
      @riccardodellorto4267 18 днів тому +2

      Sacrifice the pony

    • @halcyonacoustic7366
      @halcyonacoustic7366 17 днів тому +1

      ​@@Wiebejaminhe might have written "that blunders a woman" into AI voice generator and then had to replace it with something short.

  • @jruler93
    @jruler93 Місяць тому +762

    The opponent was very close to capturing all pawns without giving any checks, which would have been a hilarious way to fail this challenge.
    But congratulations on succeeding here.

    • @7WhitePhoenix7
      @7WhitePhoenix7 Місяць тому +55

      100 rated chess: but you must capture all opponent's pawns before delivering your first check.

    • @locoludwin3228
      @locoludwin3228 Місяць тому +4

      Spoilers man

    • @jruler93
      @jruler93 Місяць тому

      @@locoludwin3228 If you don't want spoilers, then watch the video first

    • @mauer1
      @mauer1 29 днів тому

      @@locoludwin3228 lesson learned
      look at comments after you watched the video

    • @bartolhrg7609
      @bartolhrg7609 22 дні тому +1

      A very strange version of smothered check

  • @drdilyor
    @drdilyor Місяць тому +489

    this was almost "if you can move a pawn, you have to"

    • @themobius5798
      @themobius5798 Місяць тому +27

      It actually is, Simp only moves piece 2x, both to block checks, before his last pawn is captured at 4:40. The difference with his top-viewed videos is that this time the opponent goes for obliterating his entire pawn instead of avoiding them

    • @drdilyor
      @drdilyor Місяць тому +9

      ​@@themobius5798wait, yes you are right

    • @someaccount5200
      @someaccount5200 Місяць тому +3

      That is a drawback on drawback chess I believe 😊

  • @djartur25
    @djartur25 Місяць тому +408

    He was close to "Im not gonna play this game anymore, have a great day"

    • @fromandtounknown6575
      @fromandtounknown6575 Місяць тому +25

      That 100 rated Indian was about to destroy simps entire career

    • @nianyiwang
      @nianyiwang Місяць тому +7

      you forgor the "You know what"

  • @bossfan25
    @bossfan25 Місяць тому +285

    For a moment, I though the opponent figured out your drawback.

    • @Zaros262
      @Zaros262 Місяць тому +50

      For a moment, I thought the opponent's drawback was "you cannot give check until it is checkmate"

    • @homosmexuale
      @homosmexuale 22 дні тому

      I mean it was very close, they probably just assumed Simp has like a "Don't use your pieces" thing

    • @maximized_1
      @maximized_1 20 днів тому +1

      They are playing _regular_ chess.

  • @thematriarch-cyn
    @thematriarch-cyn Місяць тому +125

    the opponent heard that you shouldn't just give checks any time its possible to, and took it as "never give checks"

  • @stephengray1344
    @stephengray1344 Місяць тому +67

    I spent half the video wondering if the other guy was doing a "you may not check the enemy king until you have captured all his pawns" challenge.

  • @jaydentplays7485
    @jaydentplays7485 Місяць тому +153

    4:25 Had that been mate, you would’ve gotten the “Killer Pawn” achievement, not the “Killer Rook” one. I know because one time I got a promotion mate. Thus, that was a pawn move.

    • @tacticaltaco7481
      @tacticaltaco7481 Місяць тому +28

      It can also be considered a pawn move because rooks can't move diagonally.

    • @nimiugn
      @nimiugn Місяць тому +44

      also the notation is bxa1=R, so yes, it's a pawn move (because uh... you move.. a pawn)

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 Місяць тому +17

      Good job, all three of you. May your promotions be frequent and lethal.

    • @thaumaTurtles
      @thaumaTurtles Місяць тому +11

      also, even if you count that as a piece move, he still never went over his allowed amount of piece moves

    • @itap8880
      @itap8880 Місяць тому +6

      Pretty sure you can even get Killer X by discovered checkmate by moving X.

  • @TheDarklingWolf
    @TheDarklingWolf Місяць тому +82

    This is what happens when you don't pay the actors, they rebel.

    • @Frommerman
      @Frommerman 23 дні тому +1

      His actors really should unionize for better contracts

  • @alexkfridges
    @alexkfridges Місяць тому +164

    One of the best vids in a while. So funny how he refused to check you but you somehow still took material moving only pawns around. Absolutely hilarious

  • @ussxrequin
    @ussxrequin Місяць тому +37

    Your opponent: Chess, but your opponent is not allowed to have pawn structure.

  • @TheLazyComet
    @TheLazyComet Місяць тому +52

    This was one of the most entertaining challenges by far. Mostly because your opponent refused to be a paid actor

  • @yastreb.
    @yastreb. Місяць тому +19

    No misinterpreting the rules, no cowardly moves, no blundering the challenge, no convenient internet problems. That's a first in a long time.

  • @cherrylk4188
    @cherrylk4188 Місяць тому +14

    This guy was not a paid actor, he was a paid assassin. It was like he knew the rules of the challenge before it started

  • @Zenyx64
    @Zenyx64 Місяць тому +26

    Now that was a fight to the tooth and nails, holy! What a not-coward, this man.

  • @husklyman
    @husklyman Місяць тому +16

    he almost lost for running out of pawns, the closest loss ever

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 Місяць тому +12

    Imagine being 17 moves into the game, the opponent has only moved their pawns, which you've captured 6 of, and you're at material disadvantage. XD

  • @benjaminoechsli1941
    @benjaminoechsli1941 Місяць тому +19

    This opponent had to have seen that you weren't moving your pieces (not pawns), and was thoroughly enjoying having run of the board.

  • @Ender41948
    @Ender41948 Місяць тому +7

    I am surprised, after so much refusal to check you and losing almost everything to just build up some checks, you still managed to bring this back around in decisive fashion!

  • @deandelvin9924
    @deandelvin9924 Місяць тому +26

    Checks come first, and so do I

    • @FoxSlyme
      @FoxSlyme Місяць тому +4

      A full commitment's what I'm thinking of

  • @Boss-_
    @Boss-_ Місяць тому +6

    The opponent made this game incredibly frustrating to begin with, and I was just *watching* it. Can't imagine what it would have been like to play it

  • @dontpickonme
    @dontpickonme Місяць тому +8

    Of course it was a pawn move. Rooks can't move diagonally.

  • @rohan1864
    @rohan1864 Місяць тому +2

    one of those goated challanges that are really hard and you still pull through them without any major luck but due to sheer persistance and willpower

  • @nirvanaheights
    @nirvanaheights Місяць тому +7

    5:59 qc1?

  • @capsand1022
    @capsand1022 Місяць тому +3

    3:03 the disappointment in his voice tho😂

  • @robmilnejazz
    @robmilnejazz Місяць тому +4

    What a day for chess: Ding's masterpiece, and now this

  • @Lettuce-fl4wt
    @Lettuce-fl4wt Місяць тому +7

    I could hear the satisfaction in that "aha" at 3:48 even through the TTS.
    By the way, how about a variant on this: For every pawn sacrificed you get 3 moves

  • @nervix7096
    @nervix7096 Місяць тому +2

    He saw you were only making pawn moves, so he was safe to blunder his knight to your pieces

  • @Xaiclun
    @Xaiclun Місяць тому +2

    "That blunders a check-mate in 14"
    I only see a check-mate in 3...

  • @drachefly
    @drachefly Місяць тому +5

    Wow, really made you work for that one!

  • @valeckseimu3132
    @valeckseimu3132 Місяць тому +4

    Big testosterone for revealing ur draw back to oppo....wait😮

  • @Matthew-bu7fg
    @Matthew-bu7fg Місяць тому +1

    your opponent was having too much fun watching pawn

  • @jaydentplays7485
    @jaydentplays7485 Місяць тому +3

    Amazing video, keep up the good work.

  • @magnetsphere2872
    @magnetsphere2872 5 днів тому

    At some point I was really hoping he would take the last 2 pawns for an incomprehensible and amazing mission fail

  • @cathsaigh2197
    @cathsaigh2197 Місяць тому +2

    I'm not sure I would have seen the blundered mate if you hadn't pointed it out.

  • @FirstLast-oe2jm
    @FirstLast-oe2jm Місяць тому +6

    aesthetically, this is probably the worst game of chess I've seen in a while. Great game, good challenge!

  • @BarnabyPine
    @BarnabyPine Місяць тому +3

    100 rated Chess, nut your royal couple are Bonnie and Clyde. You can only capture with the king and queen.

  • @tfosss8775
    @tfosss8775 Місяць тому +1

    4:35 "Give me a check. Any Chess"

  • @nuclearaxe979
    @nuclearaxe979 Місяць тому +1

    Chess, but you must follow the Hierarchy of moves: Checks, captures, attacks. You must make one of these wherever possible

  • @ThePaulVI
    @ThePaulVI Місяць тому +2

    100% your opponent was a child

  • @cocovacilando6601
    @cocovacilando6601 Місяць тому +1

    The best video of the channel

  • @zzolie
    @zzolie Місяць тому +1

    Other 100 rated players: move the queen 15 times in a row. This guy for some unknown reason: does the same with the horsie

  • @samdoss1736
    @samdoss1736 18 днів тому

    Meanwhile it was actually levy doing a challenge where he has to take every one of someone’s pawns before he can take anything else

  • @sollertia_
    @sollertia_ 19 днів тому

    I wasn't expecting a comedian of an opponent

  • @MarcosSantaengracia
    @MarcosSantaengracia Місяць тому +1

    Chess but you can only capture pieces or pawns that are defended

  • @hoveringgoat8061
    @hoveringgoat8061 25 днів тому

    lmao he had no reason to not be aggressive at all. amazing match

  • @hythunza1811
    @hythunza1811 19 днів тому

    This has to be the longest time Edward ever lived.

  • @ABlueThing
    @ABlueThing Місяць тому +1

    Simp's underpaid actor didn't feel like cooperating today

  • @4Monadonis2
    @4Monadonis2 2 дні тому

    actor was paid too well

  • @dreytukaji7871
    @dreytukaji7871 20 днів тому

    Chess, but all of your non-pawn pieces want to see how it feels like to be a bishop. All of your non-pawn pieces must be fianchettoed (b2, g2, b7, g7) before moving to the third rank.

  • @sauerkrautlanguage
    @sauerkrautlanguage Місяць тому +2

    Extremely satisfying W

  • @TheLithp
    @TheLithp Місяць тому

    Let that be a lesson to you: This guy started losing the second he started giving checks.

  • @Ganonmustdie2
    @Ganonmustdie2 Місяць тому

    What an absolute war...against Simp's patience

  • @dragan8885
    @dragan8885 Місяць тому +1

    One hundred rated checks

  • @303C
    @303C 19 днів тому

    graduated from walpurgis night entering honkai star rail

  • @kakahass8845
    @kakahass8845 Місяць тому +8

    SPOILERS
    OH MY GOD HE WON AGAINST AN INDIAN LESS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • @PauxloE
    @PauxloE Місяць тому

    Opponent's challenge: move only knights for X moves.

  • @hunzea2
    @hunzea2 Місяць тому +1

    Good job my man

  • @michaborkowski213
    @michaborkowski213 Місяць тому +1

    Begging Simp to Play Dice Chess - Day 5

  • @georgeerniej
    @georgeerniej 19 днів тому

    Nice choice of music

  • @zotagzegzoka2002
    @zotagzegzoka2002 Місяць тому +5

    Where is my beloved duck chess?

  • @Charles-hm5zj
    @Charles-hm5zj Місяць тому

    Simp is a chad today, bravo 🎉

  • @claysmith5894
    @claysmith5894 7 днів тому

    opponent's challenge was to take all pawns before checking your king...

  • @Мастерветров
    @Мастерветров 23 дні тому +1

    It was brilliant challenge

  • @GlobalWarmingSkeptic
    @GlobalWarmingSkeptic Місяць тому +1

    100 rated chess but you are trying to trigger Ben Finegold. f6 and f3 must both be played during the game.

  • @Flechashe
    @Flechashe Місяць тому +2

    4:17 So what's the blunder? The rook?
    edit: oh, bishop g6 is checkmate in one

  • @vladthemagnificent9052
    @vladthemagnificent9052 Місяць тому +1

    you begin cannot move. every check you end cannot move for 3 can move piece

  • @BuddhaJube
    @BuddhaJube Місяць тому +2

    Is the fact there is a 100 rated guy in India impossible? Is that the joke I've been missing all this time?

  • @matheuscabral9618
    @matheuscabral9618 23 дні тому

    4:20 it’s a shame he didn’t play Bg6 check to give you three more moves, would’ve helped a lot

  • @madcroc111
    @madcroc111 25 днів тому +1

    Wouldn't queen c1 at 5:57 be checkmate too? Something I'm not seeing?

  • @randomcat5262
    @randomcat5262 23 дні тому

    The fact that white did d3 then d4 says it all

  • @determineddaaf3
    @determineddaaf3 26 днів тому

    6 Blunders by the end lol.

  • @ololotrololo1710
    @ololotrololo1710 Місяць тому

    tense and funny, what a game

  • @ShadowTheAge
    @ShadowTheAge Місяць тому +1

    Man you should better pay your actors

  • @brandonaveritt9313
    @brandonaveritt9313 Місяць тому +1

    No one acknowledging the joke that it’s impossible for an Indian player to be 100-rated

  • @TheBaldrickk
    @TheBaldrickk 21 день тому

    5:55 - at this point, wouldn't Queen B1 have been Checkmate?

  • @domengdavid5772
    @domengdavid5772 19 днів тому

    5:55 you couldve moved queen b1 checkmate?

  • @CB-lh4ph
    @CB-lh4ph Місяць тому +3

    Simp blundering mate in 1 at 4:14

    • @Versai.
      @Versai. 15 днів тому

      Where?

    • @Versai.
      @Versai. 15 днів тому

      Oh nvm found it

  • @danielowens2013
    @danielowens2013 19 днів тому

    Missed m1

  • @Brion57042
    @Brion57042 Місяць тому

    Minute and ahalf in, and this is the weirdest Indian chess player Simp's had.

  • @ryke-raptor
    @ryke-raptor 29 днів тому

    This was excellent Simp content.

  • @mattlm64
    @mattlm64 Місяць тому +2

    The challenge was worded so badly. It could be something like. "Chess, but you can only make up-to three times as many non-pawn moves as the number of checks you have received up-to that point".

    • @witchluisamultifandom1212
      @witchluisamultifandom1212 Місяць тому +4

      YOUR wording doesn't make any sense. The submitter's wording was fine. Except for the part where they said "at the begin" instead of "at the start" for some reason.

    • @mattlm64
      @mattlm64 Місяць тому +2

      @@witchluisamultifandom1212 Why doesn't mine make sense? "but you begin cannot" doesn't make grammatical sense. I figured out what they meant by "stackable" at the end but it isn't very clear.

    • @rybiryj
      @rybiryj Місяць тому +1

      @@witchluisamultifandom1212 I would like to give you two dislikes, one for each of the opinions you expressed.

    • @witchluisamultifandom1212
      @witchluisamultifandom1212 Місяць тому +1

      @@mattlm64 "you begin cannot" makes no sense, that I agree with. "Stackable" is needed for clarifying the move amount doesn't reset to 3 with every check(though it could be read as "double check gives you 6 piece moves) RPG buffs are often phrased this way.
      It's that your proposed wording is unnecessarily complicated. Had to read it thrice before I understood it fully. The "up to that point" at the end is redundant, same with the other "up to". I personally would phrase the challenge "Chess, but at the start of the game you can only move pawns. For every check on your king, you gain three piece moves"
      Also I have never seen anyone spell up to with a hyphen.

    • @witchluisamultifandom1212
      @witchluisamultifandom1212 Місяць тому +1

      @@rybiryj Your comment paired with your avatar is genuinely the funniest thing I saw this week. Thank you.

  • @jwangcap
    @jwangcap 17 днів тому

    Isnt queen C1 at 5:55 mate, or am I just blind?

  • @Viktor_Von_Doom
    @Viktor_Von_Doom 23 дні тому

    What is the song at the end of this vid?

  • @KXNG_BXNZ
    @KXNG_BXNZ 2 дні тому

    Maybe I'm just too stoned
    But after taking the Pawn on C2, isn't Queen to C1 Mate??

  • @roma540
    @roma540 Місяць тому +1

    Well that was painful to watch...

  • @Moshinoki
    @Moshinoki Місяць тому

    Any challenge that relies on the opponent playing well is kinda boring

  • @wihdinheim0
    @wihdinheim0 18 днів тому

    bg music is really annoying

  • @ApocRNG
    @ApocRNG Місяць тому +2

    >from india
    well this went as expected

  • @Infarlock
    @Infarlock Місяць тому +1

    0:42 bruh, the pawn blocks the way

  • @sonsysy4195
    @sonsysy4195 Місяць тому

    Paid actor

  • @vencedor1774
    @vencedor1774 Місяць тому

    C#? Nah, Java's better

  • @rybiryj
    @rybiryj Місяць тому

    "Very challenging" was to read the statement of the challenge. It would be better worded as "Chess, but if you move your pieces (not pawns) more than 3 times more than your opponent has checked you, the video ends."