All Star (The Royal Version) - Dane Callstrom
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- Опубліковано 18 жов 2024
- With the best team in baseball representing almost the entire starting lineup for the American League All Stars, I figured I should make a little video as a tribute to the players and, especially, the best fans in baseball for voting them in. What better song to parody than "All Star" by Smash Mouth? Go Royals! #VoteRoyals
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Lyrics:
Somebody misguided said All Stars are decided
By just the popular vote of fans,
But nobody cursed and swore when old Jeter’s 0.6 WAR
Started last year by popular demand.
Nah but now it’s crazy cause the whole team’s KC.
You’re just ticked off cause your fan’s too lazy.
“Royals fans lack integrity,”
Says Mr. I Vote For Chase Utley
Trash talk it up. Let’s make it last.
We’ll just hit that submit button faster
You better not cross the line though
Cause we got hot head Yordano.
[Chorus:]
Esky, you're an All Star, get your braces, go play
Salvy, you're an All Star, grab the cooler, get paid
The Roys are stealin’ the show
It’s the summer classic. #BooCano
Don’t be mad now. Hold that KC fury.
We’re baseball’s best fans in Missouri,
But the media men beg to differ
Taking up my timeline trolling on Twitter
We don’t vote fair. We’re ballot stuffing swine.
Guess no one got the memo that we all can vote online.
My team's on fire. How about yours?
Now the rest of baseball can relate to Lorde
[Chorus:]
Gordo, you're an All Star, will the wall be okay?
Hosmer, you're an All Star, grab the bar tab, get laid
The Roys are stealin’ the show
It’s the summer classic. #BooCano
[Rap Verse:]
Mr. Redman, Mr. Harvey, Mike MacDougal, Aaron Crow
After all those sucky All Stars, still nosotros creemos.
I watched season after season, not a single one of worth
'Til last year I’d never even seen a Royal playoff birth
So come at me. I’d gladly take shots for KC's scheme,
But I’m not about to apologize for supporting my winning team.
And when you don't got a starter, it’s no Kansas City crime.
We’re just taking Cincinnati cause it’s finally our time.
[Chorus:]
LoCain, you're an All Star, all aboard the Cain Train
Mooooose, you're an All Star, getcha antlers on straight
The Roys are stealin' the show
It’s the summer classic.
And if you really think that the Royals fans all stink
Then just look at yourself in the mirror.
I'm sure it's true--it's never been you
Voting for the players on your team who
Are playing like steaming piles of dog crap.
So don't hate the player cause you got despair
Let's work together. We can make it fair.
Everyone go to MLB.com then vote for KC.
Vote for the Roys. Don't leave a doubt.
Hell, let's get Rios up above Mike Trout.
The winners will get the spoils.
So everyone vote for Royals.
[Chorus:]
K-Mo, you're an All Star, Cuban breakfast buffet
Omar, you're an All Star, but Colon’s an upgrade
The Roys are stealin' the show.
It's the summer classic. Don't you know?
The Roys are stealin' the show.
It's the summer classic. #BooCano
Are you kidding me right now? What is this magic? Thank you for making my Friday kind sir!
Love it. Still laughing out loud. Nice job, Dane. GO ROYALS!
Dane, this rocks. I laughed several times. Well done!
Fantastic video and the singing/rapping was great! I'm going to share this on Facebook.
im always worried when fans release parodies of well-known songs, but this was fabulous!! great rhymes and great message! xD and omgerd #BooCano
Awesome!!! Love it and cheering them on from here in Hot'Lanta.
Love this man!!!!! I hope u got another vid coming next week when have 8 of the 9 at the top of the votes!!!!
This is... so good... It's just so good. I laughed about the .6 WAR.
Omar has a -0.1 which is terrible so u should laugh at yourself for voting him in
Will I ever love a Royals team like I loved those guys?
This is so freaking fantastic.
I work for 41 News. What do you think about all the attention the video is getting? How many hours did it take you to put together?
Just glad others are enjoying it. Took about 15 hours over 3 days.
+Dane Callstrom I think you should spend you're time doing something else I hated it
wow bro thats really good ill sub and like :D keep the epic job
AWESOME, esp BOO CANO! KC needs to get this guy onto Jimmy Fallon!!!
I like it man! good stuff
This song is badass.
My dad worked with you at Healthsouth when ACE IT came. Do you remember Douglas Teller?
ou got a WAR reference in and rhymed Chase Utley strong stuff
I LOVED THAT VIDEO
Love it!!
This is great
Love it!
Vote Hosmer
Awesome!!!
AWESOME!!!!!
Is there a version of this that is an MP3. My daughters are asking to listen to it all the time and we would love to put it on a cd or ipod.
What's your email address? I can email you an MP3. You can either list it here or just email me at therealdanecallstrom@gmail.com
And just for good measure... #voteNori
amazing
AWESOME
By the way, there's a dedicated thread to this video on the Royals MLB message board on their official MLB site. www.forums.mlb.com/discussions/Kansas_City_Royals/General/KC_All_Star_music_video/ml-royals/46242.6?nav=messages
After all the years of 1 token all star from the Royals. Most of them never even got in the game. It is truly our time! If there ever was a doubt who has the best fans in baseball it is clear now we do. Go Royals BOO cano!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why wouldn't they be they only voted the worst offensive player in baseball who wouldn't have played in the game if he wasn't a starter. But if u look past them throwing the all star game along with home field advantage they are. Obvious sarcasm is obvious.
***** ya my fan base is for a team with a total number of fans who pack the seats in our stadium with 3 million plus fans for the past 3 years.
GO ROYALS
Why were the views reset? There are way more than 574 views.
hol as in would have hit at least 50000 today.
berth.
Lee White You're right. I'm a dummy. Sorry.
Dane Callstrom Dude, yes it should have been berth, but that's all you got out of this? This is awesome. We featured it on our site kckingdom.com and people are loving it. Nice job Dane!
Hey it's time for a Chiefs video 😊
#GO CANO GO M'S
the fact that omar infante is ahead of altuve is just plain stupid
Pittsburgh Pirates who
But the cardinals are doing way better than the royals...
The royals suck! Let's go Yankees! The yankees have 18 division titles, 40 AL pennants, and 27 World Series Champions!! WAY MORE THAN THE KANSAS CITY ROYALS!
The Royals are obviously the best baseball team ever so if you don't like that we are so good you better go give your team a pep talk because we over rule you!😂💙💪⚾ #rant #teamperez #teamkendrys #teamhoz #teamomar #teamMOOSE #teamescobar #teamgordo #teamrios #teamCain
00:04
I'm sorry dude KC is just way more better, stop trying try to make us look bad
you're an idiot
And now you probably ruined that song
Omar your an all star despite that fact you are the worst offensive player in baseball with altuve having way better stats. And before you tell me to go vote I've voted the limit of 35 then stopped and didn't make a bot to hack MLB. Peace.
HOLY CHRIST ..... that sucks.
LIBERTYLATENIGHT you suck
Brian Gaudreau That posted video is the absolute DEFINITION of Suck, trash, shit and huge waste of everyones time. What is wrong with you dude?
LIBERTYLATENIGHT so leave
hol I did
This song is badass.
This song is badass.
This song is badass.