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Dane Callstrom
Приєднався 20 жов 2007
Musical parodies & musical theatre mostly.
For business inquiries or questions, contact me at callstrom.dane@gmail.com.
For business inquiries or questions, contact me at callstrom.dane@gmail.com.
Abortion: A Fiddler on the Roof Parody
The five Supreme Court justices who voted to overturn Roe v. Wade provide some additional context behind their thinking in this parody of “Tradition” from Fiddler on the Roof.
LYRICS:
JUSTICE ALITO:
A woman with rights. Sounds crazy, no?
But in our little village of America, you might say every woman has rights!
Trying to keep those rights in check and women in their place is our job.
It isn't easy.
You may ask, why do we give them rights at all?
It seems dangerous.
Well, they shout a lot, but there’s a line.
And where do we draw that line?
That I can tell you in one word.
Abortion!
ALITO, KAVANAUGH, GORSUCH, THOMAS & CONEY BARRETT:
Abortion! Abortion! Abortion!
Abortion! Abortion! Abortion!
JUSTICE ALITO:
Our abortions we've kept legal for many, many years.
And here in America, women have abortions for everything.
One night stands, rape, to save the mothers life!
But no more!
We’ve declared abortion illlegal.
This shows our constant devotion to guys, I mean God.
You may ask, what do we do to protect the child once born?
I'll tell you!
I don't know.
But we do know that what a woman does with her body is not up to her.
It’s up to us!
Just as God intended.
ALITO, KAVANAUGH, GORSUCH, THOMAS & CONEY BARRETT:
Who can incite another worthy battle?
Treating girls like cattle!
Fuck their feelings too.
And who has the right as master of the court
To tell those women what to do?
Alito! Alito! Abortion!
Alito! Alito! Abortion!
Who must have a family against her will?
Despite her health, despite her wealth?
Who must place a child’s life above all else?
Except our right to light them up in school.
The mama! The mama! Abortion!
The mama! The mama! Abortion!
And who do we regret
Ensuring gets to live?
When their mamas were pregnant,
Who should’ve got the shiv?
The daughters! The daughters! Abortion!
The daughters! The daughters! Abortion!
JUSTICE ALITO:
And yes, some mothers supposedly need abortions to save their life.
So what do they do now?
I’ll tell you.
ALITO, KAVANAUGH, GORSUCH, THOMAS & CONEY BARRETT:
Die, die, die, die!
Die, die, die, die!
Die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die!
Die, die, die, die!
Die, die, die, die!
Die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die!
Abortion! Abortion! Abortion!
Abortion! Abortion! Abortion!
JUSTICE ALITO:
Abortion.
Abortion.
Without abortions,our God would be as happy as…as…
As a woman with rights!
Lyrics, Vocals & Editing by Dane Callstrom
LYRICS:
JUSTICE ALITO:
A woman with rights. Sounds crazy, no?
But in our little village of America, you might say every woman has rights!
Trying to keep those rights in check and women in their place is our job.
It isn't easy.
You may ask, why do we give them rights at all?
It seems dangerous.
Well, they shout a lot, but there’s a line.
And where do we draw that line?
That I can tell you in one word.
Abortion!
ALITO, KAVANAUGH, GORSUCH, THOMAS & CONEY BARRETT:
Abortion! Abortion! Abortion!
Abortion! Abortion! Abortion!
JUSTICE ALITO:
Our abortions we've kept legal for many, many years.
And here in America, women have abortions for everything.
One night stands, rape, to save the mothers life!
But no more!
We’ve declared abortion illlegal.
This shows our constant devotion to guys, I mean God.
You may ask, what do we do to protect the child once born?
I'll tell you!
I don't know.
But we do know that what a woman does with her body is not up to her.
It’s up to us!
Just as God intended.
ALITO, KAVANAUGH, GORSUCH, THOMAS & CONEY BARRETT:
Who can incite another worthy battle?
Treating girls like cattle!
Fuck their feelings too.
And who has the right as master of the court
To tell those women what to do?
Alito! Alito! Abortion!
Alito! Alito! Abortion!
Who must have a family against her will?
Despite her health, despite her wealth?
Who must place a child’s life above all else?
Except our right to light them up in school.
The mama! The mama! Abortion!
The mama! The mama! Abortion!
And who do we regret
Ensuring gets to live?
When their mamas were pregnant,
Who should’ve got the shiv?
The daughters! The daughters! Abortion!
The daughters! The daughters! Abortion!
JUSTICE ALITO:
And yes, some mothers supposedly need abortions to save their life.
So what do they do now?
I’ll tell you.
ALITO, KAVANAUGH, GORSUCH, THOMAS & CONEY BARRETT:
Die, die, die, die!
Die, die, die, die!
Die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die!
Die, die, die, die!
Die, die, die, die!
Die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die!
Abortion! Abortion! Abortion!
Abortion! Abortion! Abortion!
JUSTICE ALITO:
Abortion.
Abortion.
Without abortions,our God would be as happy as…as…
As a woman with rights!
Lyrics, Vocals & Editing by Dane Callstrom
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Happy New Year: A 2022 Musical Lament
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A musical celebration of the first few days of 2022, which will undoubtedly be a fantastic year! LYRICS: If the first few days are any indication, 2022 will be a year long vacation! 2020 was a blast, ‘21 deserves a ten! So I said, “How 'bout a third round?” Let’s do it all again! First on New Years Day, I woke rested right at dawn Cause our New Years plans got fucked by Omicron. So we sat at ho...
In Summer: A Frozen Parody
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Olaf shares why summer actually sucks in this parody of Frozen's "In Summer." LYRICS: Sometimes I like to close my eyes and consider how people really feel about summer. Trees’ll smell. Kids’ll think everything is swell. But I’ll just think it’s hotter than hell in summer. A drink full of gin. My sweat dripping down my burning skin. Wishing I were gorgeously thin in summer. I’ll finally feel a ...
Our Shot: A COVID-19 Hamilton Parody
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Dr. Fauci continues his COVID-19 vaccination campaign in this parody of Hamilton's "My Shot." LYRICS: DR. FAUCI: We are not throwing away our shot! We are not throwing away our shot! Hey yo, I’m just like our nation. I’m craving a vacation. So we’re not throwing away our shot! I am on a vaccination endeavor. It’s only been a year I hear, but it feels like forever. The problem now’s the delta va...
Gethsemane - Jesus Christ Superstar
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Gethsemane from “Jesus Christ Superstar” Piano & Vocals by Dane Callstrom
What Comes Next: Another Trump Hamilton Parody
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Donald Trump shares his farewell message in a parody of Hamilton's "What Comes Next?" LYRICS: They say “You’re fired and you are required to move out today” Insane! They taunt me and cheat, And I can’t even tweet to complain. Now we’re blue. I thought I could steal the election with Hawley and Cruz. So we started a coup, But after my failed insurrection, I've got a slight worry or two. What com...
I'll Be Back: A Trump Hamilton Parody
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Donald Trump shares his presidential message in "I'll Be Back," a parody of Hamilton's "You'll Be Back." LYRICS: You say I don’t have the votes, And I won’t. So I must go away. You cry “You lose!” “There’s no fraud!” That’s fake news and won’t say goodbye. I’m so sad. Remember when I had a lead that they couldn’t surmount? Now you're making me mad. Magically, it disappeared. Now I want a recoun...
The Scientist/Fix You mashup
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My mashup of Coldplay's The Scientist and Fix You.
"We Are Stressed" - Beauty and the Beast "Be Our Guest" parody
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This Might Be News To You presents "We Are Stressed," a parody of Beauty and the Beast's "Be Our Guest" on stress management. Concept/Lyrics by Dane Callstrom Vocals/Acting by Dane Callstrom and Rhonda Hale Warren Video Editing by Rose Shriver
October's Sexy with KC - Dane Callstrom
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Oh, you thought the Royals playoff run last October was a fluke? Oh, you didn't really think they could hold off the Tigers all year? Oh, you're still doubting them because of a rough September? Well, guess who's back in the playoffs and ready to go the extra mile (erm, 90 feet) this year! That's right the Kansas City Royals. Now, listen to this white guy pretend to rap like another white guy w...
All Star (The Royal Version) - Dane Callstrom
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With the best team in baseball representing almost the entire starting lineup for the American League All Stars, I figured I should make a little video as a tribute to the players and, especially, the best fans in baseball for voting them in. What better song to parody than "All Star" by Smash Mouth? Go Royals! #VoteRoyals Be sure to subscribe to my channel so you don't miss any future videos. ...
"Annabel Lee" by Edgar Allan Poe - Dane Callstrom - Project ED
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A musical version of Edgar Allan Poe's "Annabel Lee." Music is written and performed by Dane Callstrom. This video was created for Project ED's "A Song for Annabel Lee" contest.
"Ignition (Remix)" by R. Kelly - Dane Callstrom - Acapella Cover
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My acapella arrangement and recording of R. Kelly's "Ignition (Remix)."
"Story of My Wife" - One Direction Acapella Wedding Parody
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My friends and I formed an acapella group to surprise my new bride, Michelle, with an acapella parody of One Direction's "Story of My Life" on our wedding day. One of the happiest moments of my life! Video credit to Keera at Gold Hairpin Films.
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"Grown Men Play With Balls"- Dane Callstrom
A Te'o Just Believes - Dane Callstrom
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The 15 Weeks of Chiefsmas - Dane Callstrom
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"Ain't No Sunshine" - Dane Callstrom
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I Will Follow You Cause I Am Clark - Dane Callstrom
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2:41 boy Dane, you predicted that well
he didnt 1. we arent a democracy 2. he wont be like a king or wahtever lol
1:41 exactly why he’s a threat in 2024
BLAH BA BLAH BLAH BAH BLAH!
LMAO aged poorly
I'm literally crying from how funny this is
The men and women in uniform who sacrifice everything deserve better than trumps loyalty to putins Russia 🇷🇺
Here I am bracing myself for the 2024 elections. Anyone else?
ya im worried kamala is gonna win bruh
He's trying to come back 2024...
0:54 someone from Butler might have taken this too seriously 😂😂
Omg hilarious just seen this 🤣
“Pennsylvania can go straight to hell” Lmao
Welp... looks like he will indeed be back
This aged well
Even more timely 3 years later... :(
This is super scary today
This is great.
3 years later. He wasnt lying.
Im crying rn
Broadway rocks, creative people change the world for the better. Trump and all his vapid followers don't have an iota of creativity among them. Fascism is afraid of art.
BLESS YOU. It occured to me that this would make an excellent background song for video clips of Trump since he was an authoritarian egomanical asshold just like King George. I even emailed Lin-Manuel Miranda' s company suggesting that it would be a very timely use of the song and something Lin-Manuel would support. But YOU DID IT. Or as they say in the remake of BattleStar Galactica, "It has happened before and will happen again." Thank you for warning us.
*CLAPS* BRAVO BRAVO!!! thank you guys so much , I thoroughly enjoyed you song!! it was a ..de-stresser LOL
He will be back 😅
Well, he wasn’t lying
This is just so funny I love it
Your next president. Like it or not. 😂
Everybody# No one singing
This is the best even now🤣
Your voice is so beautiful you're making him look like a professional singer 😂
Trump is so bad Nobody likes him
I loved that wven when he said "everybody!" He was still singibg bonsense by himself.
*nonsense
This won’t age well 😂
Only Voter Fraud prevented Trump from winning in 2020 and only more voter fraud can keep dementia Joe in the WH for 2024.
now that cysts are considered a human this just hits harder.
ill be back hits different now
ugghh ya. really hope we don't have to deal with any more truptydupty
Well this aged well
This will be played in an ap us history class in 20 years
Probably not as it is biased and they always tell students that if it is biased, it is not a good source for info.
@@BrickfistYT I'd put it into the same vein as political cartoons. Biased, but still insightful to the times
Wow! I just discovered this a few minutes ago. Is this prophetic or what. Its 2024 and the orange menace is running again!
🙄
people deal with boredom in different ways okay-
The crying at the end killed me😂😂
You say The price of my love's not a price that you're willing to pay You cry In your tea, which you hurl in the sea when you see me go by Why so sad? Remember, we made an arrangement when you went away Now, you're making me mad Remember, despite our estrangement, I'm your man You'll be back, soon, you'll see You'll remember you belong to me You'll be back, time will tell You'll remember that I served you well Oceans rise, empires fall We have seen each other through it all And when push comes to shove I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love! Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da Da-da, dat, dat, da-ya-da Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da Da-da, dat, dat, da-ya You say our love is draining, and you can't go on You'll be the one complainin' when I am gone And no, don't change the subject 'Cause you're my favorite subject My sweet, submissive subject My loyal, royal subject Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever You'll be back like before I will fight the fight and win the war For your love, for your praise And I'll love you 'til my dying days When you're gone, I'll go mad So don't throw away this thing we had 'Cause when push comes to shove I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da Da-da, dat, dat, da-ya-da Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da Da-da, dat- everybody! Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da Da-da, dat, dat, da-ya-da Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da Da-da-da, dat, da-ya-da-ah
Bruh this was almost 4 years ago
Best parody I would vote if this was his campaign.
Whats funny is that I don't have the vaccine and haven't got COVID but my parents who did get the vaccine did get COVID
Not gonna lie, "I'll be Back" would be actually a great presidential campaign song.
is it possible she sent it to u cause thought youd think it was funny?
Ah, the stocks and tax part aged like warm milk, anyway as a trump supporter i still thought it was funny, keep it up man
Ya know, im a trump supporter but beyond that, this is still pretty hilarious, people need to learn what comedy and humor are and not be offended so easily on both sides. Good job man, You should do all three of the songs!
I’m a trump supporter but who the hell cares 😂 this song goes hard 🗣🔥💪
*IM A TRUMP IM A THREAT*had me dying