WE SLEEPING SO HARD AND PEACEFULL TO THIS, LIKE A BABIES🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥 btw a cute and nice idea: date in a chernobyl power plant reactor 4, right before the explosion (going wholesome)
Listening to the audio in the video profoundly changed my life. The narration was so powerful that it touched me deeply, offering a new perspective and emotional connection to the subject matter. It not only enhanced my understanding but also inspired me to explore new interests and motivated me to make positive changes in my life.
Oh my god this is hilarious and not at all what I expected. I thought it was a joke! (Still listening to it right now, and it just gets funnier and funnier.) 😂
This is the 29th audio i have listed too down this ASMR rabbit hole This is the one of the funniest audio i have encountered i haven't encountered many funny ones! I hope to run into you again! And as always keep up the good work!
Fun fact, some people get immense need to defecate after entering an old library, is a mystery why it happens but is believed to be related to the fungi that make the old book smell. What I try to say is that the background is weirdly fitting.
I made it bc it was 6 am, I was delirious, and I had the random want to make a joke ASMR video.. I still don't know how I feel knowing someone I watched vine comps of in middle school reacted to it tbh (it's a mix of excitement and terror bc this is just a one-time thing that I didn't expect to get so big and I don't really *want* it to become my whole schtick, but oh well) 😂 But thank you for liking(?) it! I had a lot of fun figuring out how sound and stuff works, I have found a love of learning to edit and mess with audio, which will definitely help me in the long run considering I do wish to pursue actual VA work and stuff.
@@Wyst_eria I can totally see (hear?) you in that career path! This is so well done, I expected your channel to be full of voice acting videos, as if this was just a joke side project of an experienced VA lmao
This boyfriend ASMR is a uniquely calming and motivating experience. As listeners immerse themselves in the soothing soundscapes of this ASMR genre, they're transported into a world where financial wisdom and life optimization merge seamlessly. The gentle whispers of financial advice, the delicate crinkle of budget spreadsheets, and the rhythmic tapping of investment calculators create a tranquil environment where listeners can envision their path to financial freedom. The ASMR artist's gentle encouragement and affirmations serve as a supportive guide along the journey towards achieving financial goals, making the FIRE boyfriend ASMR a truly transformative and empowering auditory experience.
![Your Boyfriend Talks About The Future Of the Relationship But The Opps Slide [ASMR]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/gsRAba5yKc4/mqdefault.jpg)
![[GIRLFRIEND ASMR] Girlfriend Accidentally Commits Vehicular Manslaughter](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/0KZq2oFC10M/mqdefault.jpg)
I am so childish, the fucking title alone nearly has me crying from laughter
Same
I feel you buddy
Next time use the porta potty
This is not what I meant by someone hitting rock bottom bro
I can go beyond rock bottom 💪💪💪
@@Wyst_eriaI can go beyond air top
💀
We brought a drill to go lower
@@Wyst_eria this is absolutely unnacceptable by any means
“ITS DESTROYING THE STAND FOR COLLEEN HOOVER” I AM SOBBING THIS IS HILARIOUS 😭😭😭😭
@@maddie.wxrld. it’s poetic.. y’know?
@@Wyst_eria very
@@Wyst_eriayou could have used the porta potty
@@Wyst_eria I gotta ask what did you eat that made you running to the toilet
i laughed so hard, i have no idea how you came up with this masterpiece, it´s perfect
It was 6 am and I had a dream
@@Wyst_eriaHELP😭😭
@@Wyst_eria IT CAME TO ME IN A DREAMMNM.. 👀
@@joshualeahy2162 oh no I stayed up til 6 and was like “huh what if I did this” and then I did it fjjdkfks
@@Wyst_eria Truly a masterpiece was born, your mind both scares and attracts me. ☠️ 🙏
Nah this shi wild asf to even be exist😭😭😭
I gotta stay on par with the other joke ones 💪💪💪
NO FR
@@Wyst_eria "Joke". Sure. Lol
@@Wyst_eriaare you sure you okay
@@Wyst_eria *went back in time to the past and took her to the porta potty*there you go that way you won't explode the building
The panic in her voice is so freaking real💀
“Dear Gretchen, I’m sorry I laughed at you the time you got diarrhea and Barnes & Noble.”
out of all names you chose Gretchen...
@@nayev118its from mean girls
@@Savannah0785 Ohh thanks
*Cautionary Tale plays in the background 👀*
Regina: she really got diarrhea?! That loser!
NO NOT THE BARNES & NOBLE, GOD ITS SO WELL EDITED
Thank you I put my whole wysussy into it
@@Wyst_eria:(
barnusssy@@Wyst_eria
@@Wyst_eria oh 😭❣️
@@Wyst_eriagood thing we rebuilt Barnes and Noble and saved your life
Bro sent this banger to the groupchat 😭
That’s a real one tell bro I said Thank You *blasts Jimmy Fallon by Yuno Miles*
I’m currently in a weird Girlfriend situations ASMR war in my groupchat
If she's not like this, then she not it
Real 🗣️🗣️🙏🙏💥💥🔥🔥✈️✈️
What I’ve been sayin’ the whole damn time!
i gotchu bae 😘
@@morxcl frfrfr
Pants: shidded.
she shidded everyone's pants
I am a GROWN 29 YEAR OLD MAN AND POOP JOKES STILL GET ME
This goes great with Boyfriend Farts on You Then Gastrically Implodes, thanks so much 😄
Bro we just saw that ahhh
YEEEAAAHH BABY!
I just saw that
I JUST CAME BACK FROM LISTENING TO THAT ONE 😭
That barnes & noble air be hitting different 🗣️🔥🔥🔥
This is actually so funny and well edited LMAO
This is disgusting... but also the funniest thing I've seen all day. Well done.
A Shih Tzu named Nami? Awww, that's just adorable!
Boy, do I have something to tell you…
She made a dog? What kind of freaky shih is she on?
@@Zaiyua All in the name of science! Pungently fragrant science!
I read the title and thought “there is no way that happens in the audio”…
I do not lie to my captive audience
We all thought that same thought
WE SLEEPING SO HARD AND PEACEFULL TO THIS, LIKE A BABIES🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
btw a cute and nice idea: date in a chernobyl power plant reactor 4, right before the explosion (going wholesome)
If I show this to my therapist can I commit the sewer slide
No
Oh please if you would show that to you're therapist he would need a second therapist
now THIS is something i can relate to🗣🔥🔥 (I will never forget that day in early June)
I agree with this man
SO IT WAS YOU WHO RUINED MY BIRTHDAY PARTY!!
What happened in early June?
SO IT WAS YOU!!!!!
The gurgling bahahhaha
Wtf
Fun fact: I was gargling water and choked so the “coughing up water” bit was real and I was dying a little
"whatever you do do not open to door!!!!!!"
*opens door*
so this ended up in my recommended.
Hiiii Skyyyyyy :D
i know what u r@@Wyst_eria
@@fallingtowardstheskynuh uh
Listening to the audio in the video profoundly changed my life. The narration was so powerful that it touched me deeply, offering a new perspective and emotional connection to the subject matter. It not only enhanced my understanding but also inspired me to explore new interests and motivated me to make positive changes in my life.
the muffled shart noises
HEY DON'T FLUSH IT THAT'S MY DINNER
WHAT THE FUCK LMAO
Best comment here.
Wtf
: (
😦
I watched this on call with my friend and we were both SCREAMING oml😭
God my walls would look a nice shade of red rn
I am so thankful to the UA-cam algorithm for showing me this masterpiece... 10/10 really shittastic
There's way too much editing for a shit tsunami drowning asmr audio
I hope you had a shittastic immersive experience 🫶🤎
@@Wyst_eriaI wish I could taste it
@@XilvezFpe wait a damn minute… 🤨🤨🤨‼️
@@XilvezFpe um, what in the actual f---
@@XilvezFpeEhm, Excuse m-fuckin what?
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS???!!! I am laughing hysterically!!! What a masterpiece hahahahhaha
Not me cackling as I watch this on the shitter 🤣 thank you 🙏
I like how you said Barnes and nobles because that place always makes you wanna use the restroom
I CANT DO THIS I SAW THE TITLE AND SAID "theres no way thats actually in the audio" BUT IT WAS
@@siwnx it never fails to make me laugh with how many ppl somehow think I am clickbaiting 😭
@@siwnx cLICK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE
this really was.. this really was our jujutsu kaisen yuji... she said nah id win and then got stand proud you can shit..
I’m going to watch SpongeBob now
2:07 unironically kind of calming for a bit
The sound effects are so realisitic! Thumbs up from this guy!
The shit tsunami was not realisitc have you ever been to one? I haven't but I know what it sounds like. Disklike from this guy now...
ong this guy is right
Indeed they are!
Edit they in fact are not ;(.
There's no death worse than drowning in toilet water
“Girlfriend, I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you had a shit tsunami at Barnes and Noble. And I’m sorry I told everyone 😔😔😔”
Oh my god this is hilarious and not at all what I expected. I thought it was a joke! (Still listening to it right now, and it just gets funnier and funnier.) 😂
Don't let her go to taco bell.
Aint no way that shit was flooding literally
This is the 29th audio i have listed too down this ASMR rabbit hole
This is the one of the funniest audio i have encountered i haven't encountered many funny ones!
I hope to run into you again! And as always keep up the good work!
I seriously love these fake ASMR audios. They're so fucking funny!
these meme ASMRs fuel me!
1:32 THE SOUND EFFECT!
I’ve been in this spiral of these parody ASMR videos for so long that I’m actually starting to get real ones in my recommended 😭
This is it. This is the best gf asmr meme video on UA-cam
I don't know how this ended up in my recommended. I dont even listen to asmr. But this is peak relaxation at its finest
The barnes and noble shits, happens to the best of us
Memory deletion process has started.
Commented just so you'd get a notification on this video so you don't forget.
@@franksmith8445 maan i was forget about it and i just started day with this vid xD
Hello, rewatch the video now!
Yo, i was eating..
@@yukimerukun i’ll see you in a few weeks
So much fart noises, this is too amazing, funny as shit.😭🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
Drops this masterpiece out of nowhere, doesn't post anything else. Fucking legend
Fun fact, some people get immense need to defecate after entering an old library, is a mystery why it happens but is believed to be related to the fungi that make the old book smell. What I try to say is that the background is weirdly fitting.
Screw a tsunami, dis gOrl's able to dump out the entire ocean.
sometimes, just sometimes, the youtube algorithm gets it right. this is one of those times
Theres no way you come back form a year long hiatus and drop a banger like this
@@Seldoam quality over quantity
Here from Emily…I have to say, I admire you for being brave enough to make this
I made it bc it was 6 am, I was delirious, and I had the random want to make a joke ASMR video.. I still don't know how I feel knowing someone I watched vine comps of in middle school reacted to it tbh (it's a mix of excitement and terror bc this is just a one-time thing that I didn't expect to get so big and I don't really *want* it to become my whole schtick, but oh well)
😂
But thank you for liking(?) it! I had a lot of fun figuring out how sound and stuff works, I have found a love of learning to edit and mess with audio, which will definitely help me in the long run considering I do wish to pursue actual VA work and stuff.
@@Wyst_eria I can totally see (hear?) you in that career path! This is so well done, I expected your channel to be full of voice acting videos, as if this was just a joke side project of an experienced VA lmao
I fell into the wackiest rabbit hole
did she ate the whole taco bell restaurant bro 😭🙏🙏💀
"DON'T OPEN THE DO-"
The image of her being submerged as the bathroom is suddenly full to capacity with brown water was both disgusting and hilarious!
Had this happen IRL before (not me). This was really immersive. Thank you
thats definitely one way to start up a new channel😂
WHAT I'M IRISH DANCING ON JUPITER 😭😭😭😭😭😭
I unironically listen to this when i feel constipated
@@PunnyFuzz does it help
@@Wyst_eria
🤷
Pov: "Hearing your girlfriend slowly die" as the title and changing a few minor details would hange the plot
Gettin' freaky with my friend while listening to this on my headphones.
"Do you also read?"
No I just like to look at the pictures in the Lego magazine
I applaud you for this hilarious and well put together video
I have found the best content genre on the Internet. MORE! The more unnecessarily specific details, the better!
This boyfriend ASMR is a uniquely calming and motivating experience. As listeners immerse themselves in the soothing soundscapes of this ASMR genre, they're transported into a world where financial wisdom and life optimization merge seamlessly. The gentle whispers of financial advice, the delicate crinkle of budget spreadsheets, and the rhythmic tapping of investment calculators create a tranquil environment where listeners can envision their path to financial freedom. The ASMR artist's gentle encouragement and affirmations serve as a supportive guide along the journey towards achieving financial goals, making the FIRE boyfriend ASMR a truly transformative and empowering auditory experience.
1:32 the sfx
damn if she held that in she genuinely would've exploded
Excellent joke, was laughing the whole way through!
wtf rabbit hole did i just find
There is no way, why is so accurate. The title felt like clickbait, but we got exactly what was promised, and more. 😭😭😭😭😭
I CANT SWIM!! -girlfriend
1:23 knocked me tf out 😴
Shakespeare rolling in his grave
emotional
Leik if u cri evriteim 😢😢😢😢
@@Wyst_eria i cried 3501 times watching this only once
This happened to me last week, very relatable video
I am sobbing crying on the floor
It's hard to NOT imagine the taste of the brown water...
Can’t let the homies know I fw this🗣️🔥
I thought i misread the title somehow but nope you delivered
I would never lie to you my wonderful captive audience ❤
The muffled shit 😭😭😭
It’s 2 am what am I doing
Clogged toilets? Call "Needeep N' Schitt Plumbing" today! ^^
A shakespearean tale
within minutes I was holding back laughing
how wholesome....
this was genuinely upsetting to listen to, 10/10 thank you op
You’re welcome little person in my phone
OH GREAT HEAVENS
okay man what the flip😭🙏
No way we got whatever tf this is before gta 6 😭
the fact that this exists is even crazier 😭
This is the hardest I've laughed in a while.
ts would never happen i would drink it all befor the tsunami forms
@@Geyre a legend.. the hero we all deserve.. thank you…. For saving us all…
Got silenced in the discord for sending this 😔 (it was worth it)
Doing God’s Work
That toilet been through some stuff😂
I did not expect this in my recommendations 😭😭😭😭😭