Just Kids from New York | Chapo Trap House | Episode 548 FULL
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- Опубліковано 9 сер 2021
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We review Obama’s 60th Birthday Bash on Martha’s Vineyard, which we were all of course invited to. Then, we take a look at the ongoing “Havana Syndrome” phenomenon, in which U.S. intelligence operatives continue to report un-diagnosable symptoms supposedly generated by a non-existent superweapon. Finally, we take a look back at everyone’s early pandemic “cuomosexual” phase.
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I’m glad someone else recognizes how satisfying breaking down cardboard boxes can be
If you've ever worked in a liquor store you understand this...
fuck yeah
Exactly what I was going to say lol. In college, I worked as a custodian at one of the dining halls, and I would just spend hours in the back breaking down boxes. We even had a machine you put the broken down boxes in to crush the cardboard and you makes bales out of them like bales of hay. It really is a very therapeutic activity
@@JVeezy109 nothing more calming then crushing a full bailer just drains the alienation out of you.
I thought I was the only one...
My people.
“It’s like the scorpion says…”
“Rock me like a hurricane” most under appreciated bit in this episode
Havana Syndrome would be an incredible name for a weed strain
Felix [gets way more done with a Marine Corps knife] than any Navy SEAL.
Felix: "Obama did sell his soul to hang out with famous people but the famous people he wants to hang out with are Chris Martin, the bassist from The National and Common".
Too on the nose.
The bassists brother is The National's drummer. That's pretty cold.
"make our CIA boys alcoholics again" needs a clip that was gold
the microwave shit reminds me of all the poor zoomers with lunatic gen x moms that put a faraday cage over the router to protect them from 5G and can't figure out why the wifi doesn't work
Felix you are funny as hell. You remind me I’m not really that weird, I’m okay as a person.
21:23 I'm sorry, but *this* is the most Obama thing out of the whole thing. I can imagine him sitting there in a board room and being all "Uhh okay team, we need to come together. We need to find the best way forward. For my birthday party."
Imagine being cut from the Obama guest list to make room for Eddie Vedder.
Eddie Vedder kinda rocks though.
@@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw as a 90s kid no, just no.
@@dergolem9444 Michael Hutchence?
Matt could probably do a convincing impression of every single US president.
With a little shoe polish, yes.
Here's what I'd bet a ton of money on: there is no miniaturized version of the normally tank-sized energy platforms being used by Cuba on embassy staff. I'd also bet a ton of money that Dave Relman (the person behind the 'scientific' paper pushing the energy weapon as the "most likely" cause) will be absolutely silent when the US govt uses these on US civilians, despite Relman's near certainty that the microwave weapons cause permanent damage to humans.
Okay, you win
Shades of Zoolander: “…no matter how many people you leave dead and bloodied along the way…”
Obama commisioned Baz Luhrman to do a version of the Sunscreen Song with the Common Microsoft commercial.
13:00 Uninviting Conan but Colbert could still come? Yuck!
Just do 90 minutes on "knife guy" talk
We want knife collection discussion
@@jeffm3283 episode feat. Streetfight
Those guys also have a collection of fountain pens and wrist-watches ⌚️🖋🔪🤔🧐
@@bitteralmonds666 Hobbies can be such bullshit, the best fountain pens have gold nibs. They say they write better. I have no idea though. I'm more of a brush pen guy
@@jeffm3283
It depends on what you’re looking for when you write. Gold is not as rigid as steel, so it might “flex” a little with a bit of pressure and bounce back, which might give your lines slight variation. There are flex nibs for that purpose, though. There are other ways to get line variation that aren’t gold nibs.
I’m the opposite. I look for the most rigid and most fine nibs. Pilot makes extra fine (EF) nibs that make it look as if you’re writing with a needle! These pens also happen to be some of the cheapest ones around at a little less than $10. You can then “eye-dropper convert” them for more ink capacity. That’s my sweet spot 😎👍🏽
Please don't stop with the Mikey Miles content! hahahahahahahhaa
"Was matter pushed,
or did it fall?
to being, out of not at all."
What is this? I love it
The beginning of Mack and Mike (macrospace and microspace) teaching Promethea the history of reality through the Tarot and metaphors. Source: Promethea by Alan Moore
Hey, It's good to see you given us a bit more content than your most recent content. More is better. Keep up the good work and meet us for happy hour the next time you are in OAKLAND!
Give Felix his Ali Baba blade
13:39 Colbert flew out to the state a few days in advance, but about 48 hours before the party he got cut. At least that's what he said on the Colbert Report.
"no offence, future" 15:38 is he talking to post collapse future?
Swordsmen choppy chop.
The new guy they talk about the sexual mania settling on was Zelensky lol
NYC is peak Sigma grindset right now
please Chris bring back the lofi chapo streams 🙏🙏🙏
he's probably waiting for a big enough new chunk to choose from
@@chumbucket6989 yeah you’re probably right
X fears the drunk American.
True
Oh my Lord. The box. Yes!
Did he just say Atlantis?😁
Honestly, a microwave ray gun is not implausible, the US military developed one a few years back. Except that one is huge and causes sunburn. So a smaller version that is just mildly annoying is plausible, I just don't know why they would bother. Like, if it's the Russians, why do this in Havanna and not Moscow. Though, if Cuba does have that kind of tech and thats what they are doing with it that would be hilarious.
The us gov just settled with the 'victims' for at least 100k per person, rest assured they were the only government involved and don't want anyone to hear about it or remember this shit ever happened
Insane how they act like the dude was crazy for saying Chris Cuomo is muscular and Matt calls him a "pencil neck" at 1:01:00 what the fuck are YOU guys talking about he would snap all of you in half at the same time 😂
Defending the honor of Chris Cuomo. You're doing God's work sir
@@Commie_Mike i just found it really baffling to hear matt of all people so confidently calling the most jacked dude on cable news at the time a pencil neck
Felix should recieve boxcutters, knifes from the fans to help him recreate The Hunted. We'd probably get arrested.
mm, the shitty thing is this device is pretty easy to make
All puppet party no puppet Masters.
Felix is so messy
How is it none of you guys have seen Chris Coumo working out on UA-cam,lol, some of the fake barbell's he had up there,lol , but sometimes they were mostly real, he's quite a beast,lmao, certainly in awesome shape
O’Bungler
Felix is my kind of guy
Havana Syndrome = Oh fuck, we gave all our agents in the Pentagon asbestos poisoning…
Just glancing at como u can plainly see he's not a " pencil ✏️ neck" lol
What if Obungler had lost in 2008 to McCain? Interesting fucking thought experiment--real alternate universe shit. Imagine: how different would (your) life be right now with no President Obummer for 8 years? Better, even worse, or exactly the fucking same, because politics has no effect on our lives and vice versa?? Thoughts, Matt, Will? Felix is a constant.
Main question for me is, would we still have Chapo? Ugh, I gotta go smoke a bowl.
KGB air looms.