Why Are Coffee People So Pretentious?

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  • @TheDanggamers
    @TheDanggamers 7 місяців тому +57340

    “Hey bro can I get a coffee?”
    “Yea sure gimme a minute.”
    *Starts doing fucking alchemy*

    • @chrisjfox8715
      @chrisjfox8715 7 місяців тому +1382

      "Yeah sure, let me squeeze you in on the 14th. I can spare 3hrs then."

    • @1108Shawn
      @1108Shawn 7 місяців тому +87

      😂😂😂

    • @rani.andretti
      @rani.andretti 7 місяців тому +43

      💀

    • @ronaid-with-an-i
      @ronaid-with-an-i 7 місяців тому +400

      Straight up starts cooking meth

    • @-shantae-1545
      @-shantae-1545 7 місяців тому +93

      @@ronaid-with-an-ieven better

  • @CL-qo7cm
    @CL-qo7cm 7 місяців тому +14234

    Coffee makers vs car guys vs tactical guys fighting over who can spend the most money on their hobby:

    • @hgr.7857
      @hgr.7857 7 місяців тому +180

      I differentiate between EDC guy and full-on Tactical guy, and yeah... Tactical guy is an intolerable tool (and worried/scared)

    • @ThatPoinkySploinky
      @ThatPoinkySploinky 7 місяців тому +289

      Guitarists:

    • @SirHumano97
      @SirHumano97 7 місяців тому +387

      Cyclists, RC car racers, PC gamers... every hobby is expensive.

    • @Someone-sq8im
      @Someone-sq8im 7 місяців тому +241

      Can’t forget Warhammer

    • @THE_MOONMAN
      @THE_MOONMAN 7 місяців тому +92

      ​@@hgr.7857sounds like you're a tactical guy and just separating a niche as copium. Ngl lol

  • @NorthzYT
    @NorthzYT 4 місяці тому +529

    The pretentious aspect comes from those who thinks that the 27 steps is the only way to enjoy coffee and that you do not deserve to claim that you love coffee otherwise.
    Edit: And even if you do 27 steps, it might not be THEIR 27 steps so you're doing it wrong still.

    • @tookatuktuk
      @tookatuktuk 20 днів тому +3

      exactly!

    • @Cheeseburger33333
      @Cheeseburger33333 19 днів тому +14

      The thing is, if you go to any coffee related community and act pretentious about how one coffee is better than another, you will get immediately flooded with dislikes and people telling you that people can enjoy things however they like. I think pretending that these communities are super pretentious is stupid and only comes from seeing people with expensive complex machines and techniques and ASSUMING that they think they are better for making coffee that way.

    • @Sentient_Blob
      @Sentient_Blob 16 днів тому +6

      How many people have you seen actually act like this? Is this a serious problem in the coffee community, or did you just read a couple annoying comments that got downvoted or ratioed?

    • @Araanor
      @Araanor 16 днів тому +2

      These types of people give the community a bad name and it’s quite annoying. Whatever method you like wether it be that high end specialty coffee in Colombia with the 39 steps puck prep, or if it be an instant coffee with milk and sugar, the important part is that you enjoy yourself.

    • @scappley1735
      @scappley1735 12 днів тому +2

      You see those actors in every community, from art to e-sports. Elitism isn't limited to coffee.

  • @Doomzdayxx
    @Doomzdayxx 5 місяців тому +154

    Finding the perfect coffee can be a journey, and you might never find it.
    There's a story about Tom Petty (yes the musician) going in to a diner, and he ordered a coffee. once he started drinking it, he realized that it's the best coffee that he's ever had. He HAD to know how they made it.
    So he politely asked if he could go back in the kitchen and see exactly how they made it. They showed him an old commercial stainless steel Bunn coffee machine from the 1960's. They showed him that they used a precise amount of coffee and water for each pot. What was the coffee they used? It was none other than just plain ole Maxwell House, in the blue can.
    Petty immediately got on to ebay and ordered multiple of this exact coffee machine model, Maxwell house and the exact measuring spoons they used.
    That was HIS perfect coffee. If you find YOUR perfect coffee, that's all that matters, and it might be more simple than you think.

    • @ScarletRoseLayoska
      @ScarletRoseLayoska 4 місяці тому +9

      It's true. Some of us have sensitive taste buds and not just any coffee will suffice. It's why I'm not just drinking coffee like water, I actually need to taste and enjoy what I make.

    • @MACTEP_CHOB
      @MACTEP_CHOB 20 днів тому +1

      That`s some story !

    • @roboticrebel4092
      @roboticrebel4092 8 днів тому +2

      Ive had perfect coffee once. They discontinued it right after i bought my first pack.

    • @Doomzdayxx
      @Doomzdayxx 8 днів тому

      @@roboticrebel4092 What shitty luck!

    • @roboticrebel4092
      @roboticrebel4092 5 днів тому

      @@Doomzdayxx i just looked it up as i was writing that comment. I, at least, can stop looking for it.

  • @superaviation001
    @superaviation001 7 місяців тому +9587

    “Ahhh time for my morning coffee”
    *whips out a whole meth lab*

    • @allilikeisgaming1850
      @allilikeisgaming1850 7 місяців тому +19

      Facts

    • @JaylolTV
      @JaylolTV 7 місяців тому +35

      breaking bad reference?

    • @tiffanychou6869
      @tiffanychou6869 6 місяців тому +112

      @@JaylolTVnah, that ain't breaking bad, that's fixing good 💀

    • @tummetje1240
      @tummetje1240 6 місяців тому +33

      Waltuh get me some coffee waltuh

    • @gooseinatuxedo
      @gooseinatuxedo 6 місяців тому +2

      @@tiffanychou6869 ...

  • @LillianeErlin
    @LillianeErlin 6 місяців тому +7332

    "Jessie. we have to make coffee, Jessie"

    • @andrewclark293
      @andrewclark293 6 місяців тому +203

      Waltuh. Put your siphon away, Waltuh. I'm not brewing coffee with you right now.

    • @Freedom-rc6ww
      @Freedom-rc6ww 6 місяців тому +13

      I'm still waiting for friends like this... I would Stay over during the Week and Go Home on the Weekend... Maybe..

    • @StudentofOogway
      @StudentofOogway 6 місяців тому +60

      94.9% Pure Coffee. 🗿

    • @zeta-9_agent
      @zeta-9_agent 6 місяців тому +5

      I was looking for this comment 😂

    • @markozvekic2448
      @markozvekic2448 6 місяців тому +17

      That was a plot at one point bahahahaha

  • @memers066
    @memers066 25 днів тому +22

    I just crocheted a blanket. It took forever, I spent well over $100 on materials, and it's not perfect. But it was fun (and a little frustrating) to make. It wasn't just about the blanket, a lot of the joy comes from the actual crocheting.

  • @mikukumiku
    @mikukumiku 4 місяці тому +174

    A friend of mine (F) shared a story with me of one of their coffee enthusiast colleagues (M) visiting their home. When she offered him some coffee, he politely declined, saying "he came prepared" and proceeded to whip out his tools from a hand bag he was carrying with him.
    My friend wasn't really offended, but it is really off-putting to see someone decline coffee just because "they prefer the stuff they make". It's not so much being pretentious than it is "reading the room" and knowing when certain behaviors or comments are appropriate. And that goes for anyone who's very passionate about their hobbies.

    • @Romanticoutlaw
      @Romanticoutlaw 2 місяці тому +44

      it's funny, because I fully believe there's a much better way for him to have played that exact same situation. To say "oh actually, will you let me show you this way? It's really cool and I'm excited to share it"

    • @mikasasukasa4479
      @mikasasukasa4479 2 місяці тому +24

      ​@@Romanticoutlawyeah i agree. he couldve also said, "hey would it be alright if got you on that next coffee cup? id really appreciate if you let me share my passion with ya."

    • @timecode37
      @timecode37 2 місяці тому +8

      @@mikasasukasa4479 that last sentence is way too smooth and romantic lmao

    • @Scarshadow666
      @Scarshadow666 2 місяці тому +6

      Definitely agree! Personally I think the only time when niceties would need to be put aside is if it's less out of pretensiousness and more out of someone's personal health reasons (like if someone turned down regular glutenous bread because they have Celiac disease or they're gluten-sensitive, or they bring fancy fake coffee/mushroom coffee because their anxiety/heart rate would go through the roof). I'm not saying people haven't used their personal health issues to flex pretentiousness (or some sort of moral superiority), but things get complicated once personal health reasons come into play.

    • @seignee
      @seignee 2 місяці тому +5

      ​@@timecode37"id really appreciate if you let me share my passion with ya." *leans in for a kiss*

  • @O.T.Trekkmann
    @O.T.Trekkmann 6 місяців тому +4024

    "yo you got coffee"
    "damn bro I'm sorry the particle accelerators broken"

    • @eduardovaldez4416
      @eduardovaldez4416 6 місяців тому +17

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @dont5397
      @dont5397 5 місяців тому +6

      Nah this was funny 😂😂😂

    • @pakuma3
      @pakuma3 5 місяців тому +30

      Well, just use your flux capacitor back there

    • @Ismail-Yahya
      @Ismail-Yahya 5 місяців тому +1

      😂

    • @Tefezilla
      @Tefezilla 5 місяців тому +1

      I will give you money when you fix this damn coffee machine broken at 99%

  • @morgeenee811
    @morgeenee811 6 місяців тому +2085

    Boss: "why were you late?"
    Him: " *the particle accelerator was off by 0.2 degrees* "

    • @unreal9665
      @unreal9665 6 місяців тому +1

      Lmao

    • @samuelbell
      @samuelbell 6 місяців тому +11

      "And?" I" had to turn on my pocket blackhole and Dyson sphere, so I could run all of my machines (30 hours of naming machines) and my machine that atomizes the coffee and shoots it at just the right angle to make the coffee taste like the most perfect thing ever." "I just want to go home, you're fine, I won't put this on you record *weak crying*"

    • @qasimmir7117
      @qasimmir7117 23 дні тому

      Him: Why are you always on time?
      Boss: Because had tea instead.🫖

  • @8L0ND1E_WOLF
    @8L0ND1E_WOLF 4 місяці тому +24

    that lil Bunsen burner for the coffee pot is just the cutest thang

    • @elayned6147
      @elayned6147 Місяць тому

      Yeah, it is. Almost makes you forget about the coffee. ☕️

  • @WoolfJ35
    @WoolfJ35 3 місяці тому +7

    If your house gets raided with these machines, you're going to have to explain how you're not running a drug lab lol

  • @turboluck1023
    @turboluck1023 6 місяців тому +2476

    "Yo wanna cup"
    "Sure dude"
    "Aight lemme get my lightning rod"

    • @Peanutsgrowintheground
      @Peanutsgrowintheground 6 місяців тому +11

      that one sucked, rethink that one. lightning rod makes no sense in this. not to mention that you messed up the first line, needs comma and theres no explanation of “cup.” cup of coffee is better, not just “cup.”

    • @turboluck1023
      @turboluck1023 6 місяців тому +1

      @@Peanutsgrowintheground please remove yourself from the gene pool.

    • @Jeffrey_LOL-vi9wy
      @Jeffrey_LOL-vi9wy 6 місяців тому +6

      We place the lightning rod below an unrosted cup of bean. We then open the operator hand book and cast “lightning bolt”. Now that the beans are roasted we can now begin grounding them

    • @tripl9
      @tripl9 6 місяців тому +11

      ​@@Peanutsgrowinthegroundstop thinking

    • @Peanutsgrowintheground
      @Peanutsgrowintheground 6 місяців тому +3

      @@tripl9 yesss because a joke that doesn’t make sense, not even in a satirical sense is obviously a good one

  • @coachacola3755
    @coachacola3755 6 місяців тому +1951

    “Oh look, I’m finally done making the coffee!”
    *It’s 5 PM*

    • @UndisclosedAcc
      @UndisclosedAcc 6 місяців тому +9

      Filipinos: "Seems normal for me."

    • @ethanethanethawhipwhorp
      @ethanethanethawhipwhorp 6 місяців тому

      @@UndisclosedAccfilipinos suck fr fr

    • @HaventSleptIn30Years
      @HaventSleptIn30Years 6 місяців тому +6

      ​@@UndisclosedAccwhen tf did we start making coffee at 5 pm

    • @gab7536
      @gab7536 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@HaventSleptIn30Yearsits normal to me atleast on school days bcs i need to wake up at 5:00AM

    • @lemon4893
      @lemon4893 6 місяців тому

      ​@@HaventSleptIn30Yearsever since college

  • @Anonymous-ju9bg
    @Anonymous-ju9bg 13 днів тому +2

    “We investigated ourselves and found no wrongdoing”

  • @klazzera
    @klazzera 5 місяців тому +51

    your arguments are totally understandable, I'm just against the enthusiasts that try to justify the hassle by making themselves believe the result is proportionally superior as the fancy effort they put.

  • @KiyoshiroClips
    @KiyoshiroClips 7 місяців тому +3904

    "man i want some coffee"
    *takes out various scientific equipments to make the cure for cancer💀

    • @BurntFossil
      @BurntFossil 6 місяців тому +12

      We already have that, take Australian Sandalwood essential oil 5 drops 3 times a day along with Dragons Blood 30 drops 3 times a day. Results in 1 month or less.
      If on Chemo, instead take Cinnamomum Zeylanicum bark essential oil diluted 1:4 with extra virgin olive oil 3 times a day. Take 30 drops as a dose of that blend or 6 drops of cinnamon bark oil on a teaspoon with olive oil. Cinnamon bark oil inhibits angiogenesis and metastasis and induces apoptosis to thanks to (E)-cinnamaldehyde. Similar can be achieved with oregano oil thanks to its phenol called carvacrol. You should find cinnammon bark oil with 70% of (E)-cinnamaldehyde at least.

    • @gigachad5426
      @gigachad5426 6 місяців тому +20

      @@BurntFossilyou serious?

    • @Elatzy
      @Elatzy 6 місяців тому +5

      @@gigachad5426 now it is on us to spread the word I guess.

    • @jantendo6809
      @jantendo6809 6 місяців тому +1

      Gay

    • @KiyoshiroClips
      @KiyoshiroClips 6 місяців тому +2

      @@BurntFossil i pray that you don't get hunted by the government for this valuable information

  • @FB0102
    @FB0102 7 місяців тому +4730

    It's not pretentious if you are honest that you do it for the fun of it. It's pretentious when others claim doing the 20 steps makes it somehow superior.

    • @bobthegamingtaco6073
      @bobthegamingtaco6073 7 місяців тому +277

      I mean, it's gonna taste better, usually. Same as homemade ramen is gonna taste better than Cup o Noodle. It wouldn't be a hobby if there wasn't a difference. Just don't judge people who aren't into coffee for drinking generic brand bulk coffee

    • @bobthegamingtaco6073
      @bobthegamingtaco6073 7 місяців тому +98

      @@cryterion7770 and I said in the very first sentence of my comment that it'll Usually taste better. Usually is not always. Sometimes home cooking tastes bad, sometimes home brewing tastes bad too. But usually it tastes good

    • @bobthegamingtaco6073
      @bobthegamingtaco6073 7 місяців тому +67

      @@cryterion7770 okay, and I say it makes a difference. Obviously, the machines would not exist if there was not a difference. I don't go out and buy a 400 dollar airbrush just because I want to spend money, I do it because it makes my painting easier and better looking. He buys an aeropress to make the coffee taste different. And sometimes it doesn't go well. Sometimes you pick the wrong coffee and it tastes worse or the same. A hobby is all about experimentation and honing your craft. He says as much when he points out that it feels like a science experiment. Experiments have results, some good, some bad, some neutral.

    • @joshuatk59
      @joshuatk59 7 місяців тому +42

      @@cryterion7770 but part of the fun IS enjoying the taste. A bit like baking a nice cake, the fun part is eating it… Doesn’t always go 100% right, but when it does, damn. 😅

    • @t-eehee7057
      @t-eehee7057 7 місяців тому +1

      Nobody does that 😂

  • @BeastKing00
    @BeastKing00 5 місяців тому +6

    If you've never tried roasting your own arabica beans, it is well worth the process and getting to know how it effects the flavor. It's a little time-consuming for most folks, but I say give it a go when you have the spare time at least once. There's a special kind of charm and personal touch to it.

  • @novelreader1834
    @novelreader1834 4 місяці тому +28

    I had read some the comments in the thread, and I have to say this. Majority of these comments are quick to get aggressive, whether pro-coffee or the contrarian.
    As someone who have never really care about coffee, I just find these kinds of videos are cool. Like those bartender gimmicks and PC building videos.
    For some comments from pro-coffee, some are giving (imo) quite a solid advice, but gets a little aggressive when other gets dismissive or confrontational.
    As for some that "oooo, coffee maker are so condescending, ooo" I get it, and I can see them even in this comment section. But imo it's just unfortunately that you are probably interacting with people that rub the wrong way against you. It's not just coffee enthusiasts, PC enthusiasts, game enthusiasts, car collectors, hell even some stamp collecters (personal experience).
    Personally, it's not the group's fault, just some individuals with too little tack in sharing their hobbies (giving benefits of doubt)

    • @Ash_Wen-li
      @Ash_Wen-li 4 місяці тому +6

      Personally I usually see more comments making fun of people for having the hobby and feeling superior for using instant or drop coffee over espresso

    • @tankmchavocproductions6907
      @tankmchavocproductions6907 9 днів тому

      Finally a rational thinker

  • @stitchfinger7678
    @stitchfinger7678 9 місяців тому +28294

    This is the most pretentious possible defense to being called pretentious.

    • @pkenyan1705
      @pkenyan1705 9 місяців тому +1243

      Couldn’t agree more

    • @Faint366
      @Faint366 9 місяців тому +1627

      Right. Even trying to point to video games. We all know there are normal gamers and then there are pretentious gamers. You can do a hobby without making it pretentious.

    • @kingcam0775
      @kingcam0775 9 місяців тому +1895

      @@Faint366 Which is his point. How can you call this pretentious and completely miss the point. He enjoys doing it this way. As long as he's not judging you and your coffee then it's not pretentious.

    • @Faint366
      @Faint366 9 місяців тому

      @@kingcam0775 I’m explaining why people are calling coffee snobs pretentious. It’s not just because they spend money on themselves, it’s because they go out and tell everyone else “you’re doing it wrong” for wanting normal coffee. Can you fucking read?

    • @glyph__
      @glyph__ 9 місяців тому +647

      ​@@kingcam0775that isnt his point. Hes saying that people that are calling it pretentious are missing the point, when in reality, people shaming others due to "inadequate" brewing styles is as pretentious as it gets, and that happens all the time. This guy might have a hobby, but that doesnt mean that so many others only see it as a way to brag about their wealth and flaunt their fanciness

  • @Slash_to_your_heart
    @Slash_to_your_heart 6 місяців тому +2011

    "I swear this is just my coffee setup, mr officer!"

    • @Loading-lg6hs
      @Loading-lg6hs 6 місяців тому +5

      😂😂😂

    • @ayoitwasmedio9504
      @ayoitwasmedio9504 6 місяців тому +4

      😂

    • @tobymarol7329
      @tobymarol7329 6 місяців тому +2

      Well, I once did had a search party over because of some other dude with the exact same name as me. Yup - the siphon was on the counter, next to various grinders and implements... fun times

    • @DarkMark-cf1ec
      @DarkMark-cf1ec 2 місяці тому

      "NIBBAH thats a fugin buttplug!" 👮‍♂️

    • @chiensyang
      @chiensyang 19 днів тому

      Me as the police officer: _Sure. Whatever you said. Mr. White._

  • @avalsirithanawat1772
    @avalsirithanawat1772 2 місяці тому +1

    That ain’t even a high school chemistry lab, that’s a PHD

  • @LaSarthe963
    @LaSarthe963 4 місяці тому +10

    "coffee is just a comodity" you proved them right

  • @chasemishio1781
    @chasemishio1781 10 місяців тому +20610

    I think the main problem that people have is that so many people nowadays who do this type of stuff treat others as less than because they don't spend thousands of dollars on their means of making coffee. Same goes for other hobbies too. As long as you're not being a snob about it, I see no problem with it

    • @brendanbudniak2261
      @brendanbudniak2261 10 місяців тому +52

      Meh

    • @rw5622
      @rw5622 10 місяців тому +705

      Well i think the issue is justifying an expensive hobby. Some hobbies are just fun in of itself but brewing coffee with 40 extra steps and lying to yourself that it somehow tastes better seems disingenuous and thats where the pretentious accussations come in. Spending extra time and money for a worse cup of coffee? Thats the height or luxury and waste.

    • @Croptopkin
      @Croptopkin 10 місяців тому +510

      ​@@rw5622This reeks of insecurity. What use do your hobbies have? How would you know if this coffee is better or worse than anything you have had? It's rather embarrassing to be so close minded.

    • @adamstrong98
      @adamstrong98 10 місяців тому +378

      ​@@Croptopkinrealistically there's only so much you can do to alter the flavour of a bean beyond doing things directly to it.
      This video for example it probably doesn't taste different to just using a proper filter or a good cafetiere since at the end of the day the process you're using is boiling.
      The thing in this video is just using something akin to reflux to make the process look impressive, but the process is exactly the same of boiling water

    • @shadow9458
      @shadow9458 10 місяців тому +319

      Same can be the same regardless of hobby. “Oh you play console? Well you should play PC!”
      “Oh you like movies? Well you should read books!” “Oh you like this? Well you ahould this that”
      Regardless of what it is people will always bitch

  • @limjahey6628
    @limjahey6628 7 місяців тому +1566

    "You need a hobby like mine, Bubs"
    "Hobby? What's your hobby, Ray?"
    "Drinkin"

    • @woosaaa3486
      @woosaaa3486 7 місяців тому +5

      Makes me think of someone who's got a bathtub still hidden out back

    • @brancracker
      @brancracker 7 місяців тому +12

      Way of the road boys

    • @outdoor044
      @outdoor044 7 місяців тому +9

      That's the way she goes.

    • @personpeople6262
      @personpeople6262 7 місяців тому +1

      I wish I could get a taste of his coffee, that looks amazing. The smoothness of the coffee as it’s poured into the mug/cup. The glint of light and clearness almost the color of brown sea glass.

    • @SnipersRegime
      @SnipersRegime 7 місяців тому +1

      You did not defend your case💀

  • @the.one.who.doesnt.knock.
    @the.one.who.doesnt.knock. 4 місяці тому +2

    "we aren't pretentious, we're just annoying"

  • @Thepreppysunsetonabeach
    @Thepreppysunsetonabeach 23 дні тому +1

    Blud is literally describing 10 year old Sephora kids’ skincare routine.

  • @MrRoberto167
    @MrRoberto167 10 місяців тому +7312

    "I like to have my coffee at 6 AM"
    *proceeds to set alarm to 3:45 AM*

    • @luvsiix_
      @luvsiix_ 10 місяців тому +89

      I think doing this stuff would be fun, but my morning coffee would definitely be from the everyday instant coffee machine. I would get some crazy shit like this out if I knew it was a slow and boring day

    • @kristinehansen.
      @kristinehansen. 10 місяців тому +20

      I try get up at 4:30 and out of my house by 5:00 when I have the morning shift at work. I don't really like instant coffee but I don't have time for anything else. Sometimes I literally have 5 min cause I am not great at getting up early enough and I barely have time to make myself instant coffee. I love good coffee but I don't have time for anything else and I need coffee to function in the morning

    • @daisychain5894
      @daisychain5894 10 місяців тому +9

      As someone who usually only drinks instant coffee your comment made me literally lol 🤣

    • @ryansmurda1552
      @ryansmurda1552 10 місяців тому +2

      😂

    • @januskhazar237
      @januskhazar237 10 місяців тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @kristineh1601
    @kristineh1601 7 місяців тому +4434

    People don’t accuse coffee enthusiasts about being pretentious because they enjoy making it, it’s because 99% they are insufferable about their tastes and look down on others for drinking affordable coffee.

    • @unsolicitedditkapics9722
      @unsolicitedditkapics9722 7 місяців тому +486

      "instant coffee? OHH MY GAWD I COULD NEVER DRINK THAT!"
      Cool try this battery acid and give me your thought

    • @anonymousapproximation8549
      @anonymousapproximation8549 7 місяців тому +32

      ​Isn't there like a type of coffee where making (or buying) instant coffee is literally part of the process? I'm pretty sure I something about that.

    • @thoughtsintowords
      @thoughtsintowords 7 місяців тому +26

      I love coffee but also don't care what coffee other people drink. It's something I love and that doesn't have to be the same for everyone. If it tastes good to you and you like it, that's all that matters. All the baristas I've met have been the most down to earth kind people.

    • @dsans6578
      @dsans6578 7 місяців тому

      ​@@unsolicitedditkapics9722your just as annoying as all the others

    • @dsans6578
      @dsans6578 7 місяців тому

      ​@@unsolicitedditkapics9722 i hope your parentless and is destined to be a orphan

  • @AbandonedRaven
    @AbandonedRaven 2 місяці тому +2

    I think it’s cool to be a bit nerdy/overly into the detail and craftsmanship of certain things. Like how some guys like watches or train sets, and other things along that same line. I got my first cheap watch and had to fix something on it recently, and taking time to make the adjustments while trying to be careful as possible was rather fun. Even though I wouldn’t consider myself a watch snob at all, I instantly understood after that hour of working, and had that feeling of “Oh, this is why people love this.” Same thing like how people are really into wine, hand crafted figurines/vases, bonsai trees, or even super specific things like carved wooden spoons. I think the people that scoff at such hobbies just want everything done quick, which is understandable on a tight schedule. However, it’s nice to slow down sometimes.

  • @jo.comics
    @jo.comics 16 днів тому +1

    Ah yes, the short that somehow started my journey down the coffee rabbit hole. I love this statement a lot still, really. Having gone deep into coffee as a hobby I could not agree more with everything you say here. And not only do I appreciate the coffee I have and make much more these days, it has transferred to a lot of aspects of my cooking, too, where I don't take my ingredients in general for granted and that is a gift, really. Anyway, thank you for getting me into this fantastic and very expensive hobby. I love it.

  • @cheesecake3306
    @cheesecake3306 6 місяців тому +3020

    This guy really said "Real coffee is the memories we made along the way"

  • @MyUnquenchableThirst
    @MyUnquenchableThirst 7 місяців тому +2137

    I stopped making fun of other peoples hobbies when i realized how much ive spent on board games

    • @unsolicitedditkapics9722
      @unsolicitedditkapics9722 7 місяців тому +45

      I have never had a board game give me the shits so...

    • @VashS.
      @VashS. 7 місяців тому +25

      I dont wanna know what i spent on bjj and muay thai gear.

    • @arabscamel1034
      @arabscamel1034 7 місяців тому +57

      I'm a chef so my hobby is kitchen things. I'm pretty sure my knives alone are about 30k. That was the point I realized that I have no room to talk, lol.

    • @daveyjones8969
      @daveyjones8969 7 місяців тому +8

      Board games are a better than this coffee nonsense.

    • @Mare0912
      @Mare0912 7 місяців тому +30

      ​@@daveyjones8969 mimimi

  • @yaboy4993
    @yaboy4993 4 місяці тому +4

    "Coffee people" 💀💀💀

  • @BrianHayden-ee7pg
    @BrianHayden-ee7pg 5 місяців тому +5

    The Walter White of coffee

  • @And-So-On
    @And-So-On 6 місяців тому +1152

    "-Jesse, we need to cook"
    "-What? Fukin' coffee?"
    "-You're goddamn right."

    • @paigeluvzu.
      @paigeluvzu. 6 місяців тому

      omg 💀

    • @Havox-
      @Havox- 6 місяців тому +5

      "Where's all the grounded coffee beans!"- "I brewed them for ted!"

  • @Melker_A
    @Melker_A 10 місяців тому +3717

    Pretentiousness isn’t about being nerdy or geeky about a subject, it’s about imposing and judging your idea of the “right way to do something” onto others. The reason many feel that coffee nerds are pretentious is because they have been judged by them. If there isn’t any judgement I think people wouldn’t really care.

    • @buyerenogurlfwendo2106
      @buyerenogurlfwendo2106 10 місяців тому +174

      You’re 100% on the money. It’s ok to be nerdy/geeky about coffee. But when it has to be this way or you think less of someone then it’s a problem.
      I don’t care much about coffee but I know there’s different roasts and how they affect caffeine levels (light are more caffeinated and dark cook more out). Also the coffee beans have different profiles and all that.
      There’s some people who like it distinctly black but also want their beans a certain way. And that’s fine but at the same time if that person is going to judge me because I add milk and sugar then they’re pretentious.

    • @ellbent
      @ellbent 10 місяців тому +64

      As (once) an alcoholic, I feel like coffee experimenting and brewing as a hobby is just the same as alcoholic mixology but safer. At least it’s not much detrimental to the health compared (stunned height and anxiety vs… everything your brain and muscles do but kinda poisoned)
      But at the same time, fuck off… “yOuR iRiSh cOfFeE iS oNlY tHreE iNgRedIeNts?”
      Me, using red wine sometimes in my coffee, the most wrong alcohol for it and might as well be called French coffee: “Yes.”

    • @danielblyth2841
      @danielblyth2841 10 місяців тому +4

      Pretentious has more meaning than that

    • @danielblyth2841
      @danielblyth2841 10 місяців тому +5

      People who go coachella fall under the pretentious spectrum too

    • @jesuschrist9597
      @jesuschrist9597 10 місяців тому +1

      it’s just a different way or saying you’re addicted to something. i could say the same about some who likes to smoke crack

  • @outcastmoth78kaminski4
    @outcastmoth78kaminski4 4 місяці тому +1

    Thank You! And not everyone needs to go this hard... enjoy what you love the way you love it.

  • @LegendoftheGalacticHero
    @LegendoftheGalacticHero 4 місяці тому +1

    For me the whole making coffee is an experience on itself, the smell you get from getting some real nice beans, grinding them yourself, then the smell from brewing it and then finally, you savor it. It’s a sensorial journey

  • @billybill4268
    @billybill4268 10 місяців тому +1580

    "Jesse, we need to brew, Jesse" - Heisenbrew

    • @cheeseburger1110
      @cheeseburger1110 9 місяців тому +56

      99.1% Pure espresso

    • @amsbeats841
      @amsbeats841 9 місяців тому +5

      JESSER

    • @cronialpaler
      @cronialpaler 9 місяців тому +38

      "See in my opinion, it's all about the Quinic acid level. You want just the north 4800 milligrams per liter... but if you over-boil to get there, you'll leach their tannins.
      Bitterness, yuck.
      So pull a mild vacuum... That way, I can keep the temperature no higher than 92°C and... Judge for yourself."
      -Gale Boetticher

    • @Wall207Slow
      @Wall207Slow 9 місяців тому +7

      @@cronialpalerwhy are we making meth?

    • @iToxicMochi
      @iToxicMochi 9 місяців тому +4

      @@cronialpaler Breaking Bad if Walter didn't have Gale killed.

  • @markysharky03
    @markysharky03 10 місяців тому +3373

    Bro makes his coffee in a gravity bong 💀

    • @alexatatlantis6391
      @alexatatlantis6391 10 місяців тому +42

      Bro that's what I thought it was lmaoo

    • @Sevren_
      @Sevren_ 10 місяців тому +5

      😂😂

    • @SordidusFellatio
      @SordidusFellatio 10 місяців тому +21

      You know someone is a literal child when they start off their sentence with a “bro” and ended it with an emoji, since you kid still lack the basic vocabulary knowledge to construct a basic sentence. It used to be in a dialogue format back then, now you kids have evolved to communicate through memes.

    • @Schplort
      @Schplort 10 місяців тому +255

      ​@@SordidusFellatioBro 💀

    • @leigonveteran113
      @leigonveteran113 10 місяців тому

      @@SordidusFellatio🤓🤓🤓🤓

  • @douglasjtrace
    @douglasjtrace 4 місяці тому +1

    Everything you say in this video is incredibly true, except taking pride in/enjoying your work/hobby is very different from being pretentious. This is a great explanation for why they’re detail-oriented and precise, but doesn’t even touch on why so many are so pretentious

  • @RoseKindred
    @RoseKindred 3 місяці тому +1

    I collect "weird" brewers because not only are they functional, they look nice as well. Like the siphon brewers, line them up and add a back light and you have a shelf display that can give you coffee.

  • @ThatPoinkySploinky
    @ThatPoinkySploinky 7 місяців тому +1555

    there was an entire breaking bad subplot about a dude this pretentious about his coffee and it ended with him fucking dying

    • @GangstaFred_528-CASH
      @GangstaFred_528-CASH 7 місяців тому +29

      LMFAO

    • @GangstaFred_528-CASH
      @GangstaFred_528-CASH 7 місяців тому +13

      LMFAO

    • @erikdahl6861
      @erikdahl6861 7 місяців тому +58

      That was funny enough to make me genuinely laugh but the more I look at that comment the more upsetting it gets

    • @MaximilianonMars
      @MaximilianonMars 7 місяців тому +2

      Good.

    • @notanerd6838
      @notanerd6838 7 місяців тому +53

      Nah Gale was less upfront and pretentious he was clearly speaking from s place of excitement from the awe of meeting a superior scientist.

  • @kelqka
    @kelqka 10 місяців тому +641

    It's not about the coffee, it's about me roleplaying a mad alchemist making a super-soldier potion.

    • @glassy_rose
      @glassy_rose 10 місяців тому +53

      My thoughts exactly. This isn't coffee anymore, you're brewing a full on potion. You better have an incantation ready for when it starts bubbling.

    • @faith9505
      @faith9505 10 місяців тому

      Use It or Lose It
      But you, dear friends, must build each other up in your most holy faith, pray in the power of the Holy Spirit, and await the mercy of our Lord Jesus Christ, who will bring you eternal life. In this way, you will keep yourselves safe in God’s love.
      -Jude 1:20-21-
      Some of us treat our faith like a fragile egg. But faith isn’t fragile. Faith is given to us to use, to stretch, to flex, and to develop. And the more we use our faith, the more faith we will have.
      On the other hand, if we neglect our faith, it will atrophy. In other words, use it or lose it. Faith is like a muscle. The more we use it, the stronger it becomes.
      The Bible says this about faith: “But you, dear friends, must build each other up in your most holy faith, pray in the power of the Holy Spirit, and await the mercy of our Lord Jesus Christ, who will bring you eternal life”
      (Jude 1:20-21)
      Notice the emphasis is on faith doing things. Faith is praying, faith is staying, and faith is keeping. Faith is active.
      God has given us this faith to use, but we don’t use it. Our faith is all show and no go.
      World changers have an active, not a passive, faith.

    • @elijahaitaok8624
      @elijahaitaok8624 10 місяців тому +30

      If your mugs dont have transmutation circles for coffee then dont @ me

    • @mikewin7056
      @mikewin7056 10 місяців тому +11

      Pretentious is when you own cool things and use them, got it 🤦🏿‍♂️

    • @mmyr8ado.360
      @mmyr8ado.360 10 місяців тому +4

      I'd like to think that people who mixes different types of herbal tea have the same feeling as well.

  • @balazsdinh1910
    @balazsdinh1910 2 місяці тому

    Hobbies are about doing something you enjoy and less about the results. Great way to put it. Helped me a lot regarding recent decisions in my life.

  • @SchwererGustavThe800mm
    @SchwererGustavThe800mm Місяць тому +1

    When it comes to coffee, my favorite way of brewing it is the old fashioned way with a percolator and an open flame. Ive got Cowboy Coffee mastered

  • @ayoitwasmedio9504
    @ayoitwasmedio9504 6 місяців тому +1025

    "officer i swear to god im not making cocaine"

  • @jb76489
    @jb76489 8 місяців тому +4575

    Coffee enthusiast: *is accused of being pretentious*
    Coffee enthusiast: *responds by being pretentious*

    • @jimit.4220
      @jimit.4220 8 місяців тому +192

      How? Pretentiousness is thinking you're superior to others in the way you do something compared to how other people do it.

    • @jb76489
      @jb76489 8 місяців тому +138

      @@jimit.4220 congratulations you have identified what homeboy did in the video

    • @jimit.4220
      @jimit.4220 8 місяців тому +299

      @@jb76489 how did he do that exactly? Because I don't see it. He's not saying he's superior in any way, he's just saying he's a geek about the stuff.

    • @aesieaiyahcloe
      @aesieaiyahcloe 8 місяців тому +39

      If he didn't mention the thing about being pretentious. This would come out as someone who loves brewing coffee and not overly defensive.

    • @snickerdoooodle
      @snickerdoooodle 8 місяців тому

      ​@@jb76489ok, now quote the part where he insisted that he was superior to others

  • @slothsarecool
    @slothsarecool 2 місяці тому +1

    It’s like analogue photography, we enjoy the process, at the end of the day you have a generic photo like anyone else haha

  • @OgHazeKiller562
    @OgHazeKiller562 3 місяці тому

    This is the same as a subway working making a sandwich art and it’s not just food he’s making but memories along the way

  • @Shinydrybones
    @Shinydrybones 8 місяців тому +2347

    I'm not an alcoholic. I simply view alcoholic beverages as a hobby rather than a commodity like most people.

    • @gandoff7840
      @gandoff7840 8 місяців тому +60

      It's all about the experience.

    • @quadropillar2497
      @quadropillar2497 8 місяців тому +51

      Have you ever heard of expensive cocktail bars...?

    • @gordonbradbury4130
      @gordonbradbury4130 7 місяців тому

      @@gandoff7840 I love getting shit faced

    • @nikolaytekuchev136
      @nikolaytekuchev136 7 місяців тому +24

      You know, you might just like the stuff you drink or be a connoisseur. Nothing to do with alcoholism. Getting occasionally wasted on a party isn't alcoholism either. Trust me, I know. Tell me you know nothing about alcoholism without telling me you know nothing about alcoholism.

    • @dihexa7256
      @dihexa7256 7 місяців тому +40

      I feel like the type of guys who write “tasting notes” as they sip their extremely expensive single-malt whisky are probably a lot less likely to have a drinking problem than the guys drinking stuff like cheap vodka

  • @olivetree9920
    @olivetree9920 9 місяців тому +2280

    Coffee enthusiast aren't pretentious; Coffee machine enthusiasts are

    • @cdude9295
      @cdude9295 8 місяців тому +25

      Thisss! Moka pot, k-cups, espresso machine, pour over, pot, I don’t care. As long as YOU love your coffee that’s all that matters! :D

    • @durden91tyler
      @durden91tyler 8 місяців тому +39

      its a drug. theyre just doing drugs lol

    • @alexb3831
      @alexb3831 8 місяців тому +16

      @@durden91tyleryour not wrong but it doesn’t really have an effect on ur body if u only drink a cup a day
      Sugar can also be considered a drug because it improves ur mood and gives u a little sugar rush (drugs work different on everyone bc everyone’s body is different)

    • @kwoni3337
      @kwoni3337 8 місяців тому +4

      ​@@durden91tyleroh my god caffeine is a drug! 😮 No wonder it's so scary. Has such a negative impact on society smh

    • @shakh1407
      @shakh1407 8 місяців тому +17

      ​@@kwoni3337a lot of illegal drugs dont have a negative impact on society apart from crime rates, so thats a poor attempt at sarcasm!

  • @noahhudelson2447
    @noahhudelson2447 4 місяці тому +1

    My top 5 hobbies as a guy who just turned 20… Coffee, whiskey, cigars, watches, and guitars. In no particular order

  • @justauser1629
    @justauser1629 12 днів тому

    “yo how do I make good coffee”
    “gotchu bro so first you’re gonna want to split an atom”

  • @epoche0006
    @epoche0006 7 місяців тому +2257

    People who drink Gas Station Coffee and starbucks: Normal
    People who spend thousands of dollars and hours for their coffee: Normal
    People who frown at the first sight of coffee creamers and paper cups: Pretentious

    • @NN-sp9tu
      @NN-sp9tu 7 місяців тому +38

      Nahh creamer is nasty

    • @mamikafashion3345
      @mamikafashion3345 7 місяців тому +6

      ​@@NN-sp9tuagree 😂

    • @mycelia_ow
      @mycelia_ow 7 місяців тому

      @@NN-sp9tu Dairy in general is nasty. We're the only beings to drink the milk of another being. Milk that's meant for infants of any being that produces it. Most humans still cannot process dairy or any animal milks beyond adolescence. It used to be all humans, it is for other beings.

    • @kittiekillah
      @kittiekillah 7 місяців тому +115

      @@NN-sp9tucus u only think of international delight and coffeemate creamer. Creamer can be literally just cream, maybe a bit of half and half, and a little vanilla extract.

    • @NN-sp9tu
      @NN-sp9tu 7 місяців тому +1

      @@kittiekillah
      True

  • @laslow7734
    @laslow7734 7 місяців тому +1903

    "Man I feel like some coffee right now"
    "Oh I got some" *pulls out a normal and convenient machine*
    *The absolute most disgusted and crinkled face in reaction* "that's not real coffee"
    Is probably why people have this thought.

    • @bye1551
      @bye1551 6 місяців тому +40

      This is exactly why they're pretentious. Coffee people don't just enjoy the process of making coffee, they look down on everyone who consumes coffee for the utility it provides. It doesn't help that it being so expensive breeds classist attitudes but that's just the piss cherry on the shit pie of how insufferable these people are.
      When I enjoy video games, I don't look down on people who read books or are still using their 3ds from 2015 because they fundamentally do not care about video games as much as I do, looking down on them for not caring about the process of something they don't care about the outcome of is like trying to dig a trench with a spoon.
      Coffee people don't just view it as a hobby, they view it as a superior way of consuming the product (similar to PC "master race" people who are equally if not more insufferable than coffee people)

    • @EXKRS00
      @EXKRS00 6 місяців тому +3

      I agree those kinda people are pretentious af

    • @HavingCrumpets
      @HavingCrumpets 6 місяців тому

      A lot of people do look down on people for reading books though, as well as people still using 3DS.
      "it's different because I don't" right here..

    • @VazikliDuokoda
      @VazikliDuokoda 6 місяців тому +8

      ​@@HavingCrumpets not at all? I have only seen people make fun of pretentious book readers (aka people who claim to be smarter and more intellectually developed and constantly brag about how many books they read while not actually knowing jackshit about anything) and I have not seen anyone make fun of someone for playing on an outdated device?? that is kind of a weird thing to do

    • @PNW_Viking
      @PNW_Viking 6 місяців тому +3

      @@VazikliDuokodajust because those are the few instances you’ve seen doesn’t mean it doesn’t happen. That’s literally the line, “it doesn’t happen to me, so it’s not true.”

  • @bendobendo
    @bendobendo 4 місяці тому +2

    Making coffee is a hobby. Coffee is just a commodity

  • @ikanberapi2189
    @ikanberapi2189 4 місяці тому +8

    "yeah ill take breakfast tea"
    -the customer in the coffee shop

  • @rgb2066
    @rgb2066 6 місяців тому +329

    “Yo bro can I get some coffee?”
    “Sure, give me a sec”
    *Becomes Walter White*

  • @jeremiahjeno
    @jeremiahjeno 6 місяців тому +902

    He literally just said “yeah we are”💀

    • @NotHeromario
      @NotHeromario 6 місяців тому +33

      you definitely need to pick up a hobby

    • @JohnNathanShopper
      @JohnNathanShopper 6 місяців тому +2

      😂

    • @TheRealFDR
      @TheRealFDR 6 місяців тому +10

      ​​@@NotHeromario Not caffeine alchemy...

    • @juliocesarsalazargarcia6872
      @juliocesarsalazargarcia6872 6 місяців тому +4

      Not literaly, but basicaly yeah.

    • @horikid547
      @horikid547 6 місяців тому +13

      Bro he literally said that he does not give a fuck and just want to enjoy his time making coffee in different ways.

  • @NovikNikolovic
    @NovikNikolovic 4 дні тому +1

    "For most, coffee is a means to an end, which is to wake up. For others, it's a hobby."
    Nah, I take it a step further, it's ART. And you know what? I STILL don't need any of that unnecessary machinery. All I need is a Moka pot.

  • @motorsportvalley
    @motorsportvalley 4 місяці тому +2

    Just started this new hobby. I picked up a bambino plus. Currently Looking at the opus grinder. My shots are pulling like sh*t 😅 😂 I believe it’s because my coffee isn’t grounded finer. But man do I enjoy the process 😁 it’s honestly really fun for me I’m not even that much of a coffee guy.

    • @blackforest_fairy
      @blackforest_fairy 4 місяці тому

      just got the opus some days ago. i think it is a good budget grinder. I decided for the Opus because it can do both pour over and espresso.

  • @ItsIntelligentDesign
    @ItsIntelligentDesign 5 місяців тому +2350

    I think you’re missing the forest for the trees. Your personal enjoyment of coffee will never cause someone to call you pretentious. It’s when people in the coffee community belittle the way other people make coffee that turns them off.
    I’ve literally seen people in the community go “Oh why would you ever use Starbucks coffee beans” or “Oh that machine is a piece of trash” or any number of other ways they’ve made people who aren’t in the hobby or are just getting started feel small. The response to anyone telling you about their setup should be “Oh cool, you should definitely try X, Y or Z though if you get the chance”, not “OMG why do you even bother”

    • @skritzo
      @skritzo 5 місяців тому +40

      it's fine to tell people that their choices are entry-level or D-grade honestly. if people are comfortable with convenience that's okay but there's always room for improving your game and learning more about the process than "buy k-cup, insert into plastic machine, drink"

    • @ItsIntelligentDesign
      @ItsIntelligentDesign 5 місяців тому +452

      @@skritzo so this right here is exactly the take people find condescending. Convenience is not “D grade”, and calling someone’s choice out like that is only ever going to push them away from the hobby. Because that’s all good coffee is - it’s not going to functionally improve your life, it’s just a nice-to-have

    • @skritzo
      @skritzo 5 місяців тому +20

      ​@@ItsIntelligentDesign none of your hobbies functionally improve your life, ffs. but as long as you're actively participating in things you find enjoyable and not "faking it till you make it," you should want to hear how you can improve your craft. it saves time at the very least. convenience isn't automatically D grade, you're lumping my two sentences together. but it can be, and I know many people who only drink coffee for the bare minimum purpose of waking up, and some of them are total know-it-alls about coffee while barely engaging with it. they swear by their D-grade methods, and are hostile to any type of pro-tips on how to improve. that's the real condescension: pretending to know what you're talking about and not being open to correction

    • @justdoinmything
      @justdoinmything 5 місяців тому

      ​​@@skritzoGeorge "oh your wife bought you (insert model) espresso machine. Man honestly I'm not a fan of that machine if she asked I would have given her tips on a better machine. "
      Well George that's all we could afford this year my mother has cancer and we had to help with payment.
      Point of this statement is to highlight that someone may have sentimental value or may not have the money for expensive equipment. It is a exaggeration but the point is still the same. To shame someone based on them enjoying their hobbies with the means they have is goofy especially because that maybe all they can or do have. I'm not saying you're doing this but if you disagree then you ARE doing something at least similar.

    • @demian6662
      @demian6662 5 місяців тому +83

      Enjoying these kinds of things can be categorized as pretentious by other people, even if you never do anything pretentious. This is the internet, people will hate you for breathing too loud.

  • @gothcsm
    @gothcsm 6 місяців тому +263

    I bet these weren’t the comments he was expecting LMAO 😭

    • @The_LadyAJ
      @The_LadyAJ 6 місяців тому +30

      Honestly I bet they were exactly what he was expecting. He gets the same types of comments on pretty much every video.

  • @an0970
    @an0970 3 місяці тому +1

    ANYBODY WANT SOME COFFE, HEY BUDDY YOU WANT SOME CAWFE??!!!!!

  • @Ad-im1ne
    @Ad-im1ne 6 днів тому

    starts pouring it all into a gigantic cup

  • @enternamehere4124
    @enternamehere4124 6 місяців тому +803

    Okay
    Ignoring the whole fucking chemistry set you got there
    That coffee at the end looks so fucking good

    • @nescaumarqueti5793
      @nescaumarqueti5793 6 місяців тому +42

      For me it looks kinda weak ngl

    • @peterpeterpeter771
      @peterpeterpeter771 6 місяців тому +6

      That's just objectively wrong

    • @efthimiossakarellos7150
      @efthimiossakarellos7150 6 місяців тому +9

      ​@@nescaumarqueti5793its filter coffee brother, thats the correct colour

    • @Fizzglg
      @Fizzglg 6 місяців тому +14

      It literally just looks like coffee💀

    • @gabriellea.9306
      @gabriellea.9306 6 місяців тому

      weak as fuck, here in brasil we call it chafe

  • @prismaticc_abyss
    @prismaticc_abyss 6 місяців тому +368

    The pretentiousness stereotype comes not from the things you mentioned but from them reacting negatively to people liking their coffee some other way, or not caring about their coffees quality as much.

    • @MiketheNerdRanger
      @MiketheNerdRanger 6 місяців тому +40

      I don't think this guy is guilty of any of that. I think maybe he is addressing the wrong thing here.

    • @azul4904
      @azul4904 6 місяців тому +14

      honestly, most people who’re genuinely interested in coffee making will be so happy to tell you all about it with 0 judgement of how you enjoy it yourself. take james hoffman for an example. theres unkind and pretentious ppl everywhere, but it doesn’t mean it’s everyone or even most.

    • @goddamndoor
      @goddamndoor 6 місяців тому +8

      What you refer to as "some people liking their coffee in a different way" it usually is people actively attacking and making fun of coffee enthusiasts because it's 'unnecessary' and they can make 'better' coffee more easily. Just like vegans, I've must have encountered like 2 vegans both on and offline that were obnoxious about it, but I've seen thousands of people complaing about vegans like crazy.

    • @firewing5592
      @firewing5592 5 місяців тому +3

      Yeah anyone can be pretentious about their own hobbies

    • @vedangarekar1390
      @vedangarekar1390 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@MiketheNerdRangerYup addressing the wrong things.

  • @TAP7a
    @TAP7a 3 місяці тому

    Coffee people definitely remind me of miniature painting people, car people and keyboard people, in a nice way. I'm not at all into it, but I quite like watching it and learning about it

  • @089parasol
    @089parasol 2 місяці тому

    I dont even like coffee, but i keep watching videos of people pulling espresso shots just because it looks cool

  • @SlouchAdams619
    @SlouchAdams619 6 місяців тому +313

    You want a coffee?
    "Yeah"
    -Gets water from fountain of youth
    -gets coffee grounds from Peru
    -Boils water using fire from Prometheus

    • @cornixdemetrius7883
      @cornixdemetrius7883 4 місяці тому +32

      *takes a sip*
      Nice, as good as the gas station coffee

    • @YataTheFifteenth
      @YataTheFifteenth 4 місяці тому +3

      cool short story idea

    • @The_Sharktocrab
      @The_Sharktocrab 3 місяці тому

      Prometheus is a guy not a place

    • @RoseKindred
      @RoseKindred 3 місяці тому +9

      @@The_Sharktocrab Right, a God of Fire which was granted to humans. So, "using fire from Prometheus" is accurate.

    • @The_Sharktocrab
      @The_Sharktocrab 3 місяці тому

      @@RoseKindred so all fire is from prometheus

  • @dragonhitman1071
    @dragonhitman1071 7 місяців тому +350

    As a man who's an alcohol enthusiast I get it.

  • @saulramirez7959
    @saulramirez7959 4 місяці тому

    this gives me vibes of the "drinking water" subreddit

  • @hiei_99-48
    @hiei_99-48 5 місяців тому

    This man is the real life Gale Boetticher from Breaking Bad

  • @CreativityNull
    @CreativityNull 10 місяців тому +650

    Coffee people: "We're not pretentious"
    Audiophiles: "First time?"

    • @ChrisTedoni
      @ChrisTedoni 10 місяців тому +14

      *laughs in MOONDROP Chu*

    • @angrydragonslayer
      @angrydragonslayer 10 місяців тому +62

      Audiophile stuff is mad
      I once found some audiophile cables (big aux connector on both sides) and only a few years later did i find out that they were pure gold inside.... ~120 grams of pure gold

    • @freesoftwareextremist8119
      @freesoftwareextremist8119 10 місяців тому +52

      @@angrydragonslayer Yep! And it's also 100% useless.

    • @angrydragonslayer
      @angrydragonslayer 10 місяців тому

      @@freesoftwareextremist8119 i got them for $5 out of a cable box at a goodwill, right next to the amp and headphones they belonged to (which was $50 total)
      I doubt the cable itself actually does anything but with this find, i went from a razer gaming headset to a $12k electroststic setup and boy was there a difference there.

    • @ttr_coco
      @ttr_coco 10 місяців тому +19

      You don't know true pretentiousness until you see 80% of audio newbies rejecting our one true overlord, KOSS

  • @spacemushh2771
    @spacemushh2771 6 місяців тому +189

    “Can I have some coffee”
    “Sure”
    “Pull out a centrifuge”

  • @JayDay01
    @JayDay01 3 години тому +1

    Sounds kind of Pretentious

  • @bricksandbullets2103
    @bricksandbullets2103 Місяць тому

    One of my favorite things is watching some of the insane coffee machines people make. I can only afford to make myself drip coffee at the moment, but it's good enough for me.

  • @GIaucoma
    @GIaucoma 10 місяців тому +961

    Refuses to accept the possibility of being pretentious as he loads coffee from a particle accelerator

    • @theangledsaxon6765
      @theangledsaxon6765 10 місяців тому +23

      LMFAO

    • @mikewin7056
      @mikewin7056 10 місяців тому +100

      Pretentious is when you buy nice things and use them, got it 🤦🏿‍♂️

    • @NotchyCookies
      @NotchyCookies 10 місяців тому +87

      "He's pretentious!"
      Proceeds to get at him for doing things his way, and implying he should do things differently

    • @jghifiversveiws8729
      @jghifiversveiws8729 10 місяців тому +44

      @@mikewin7056 ​​⁠ No, but spending in excess of 4k dollars on coffee equipment then filming yourself using it and posting it for millions to see is very pretentious 🤷🏾‍♂️
      It's like saying "look at me paupers... my equipment is better than yours".

    • @_MrsPuff
      @_MrsPuff 10 місяців тому +119

      @@jghifiversveiws8729naw you’re insecure it’s not your money to be whining about.

  • @joshuajones6460
    @joshuajones6460 6 місяців тому +199

    “I need 1 coffee, please”
    “Lemme grab my Bunsen burner”

  • @bubbles8491
    @bubbles8491 3 місяці тому

    Friend: Hey you got beer?
    Me: walking out into the field to cut barley...

  • @matthewn4896
    @matthewn4896 2 місяці тому

    Today I learned that Parkzer is a Captain Planet villain.

  • @aprilmg7072
    @aprilmg7072 10 місяців тому +1196

    It's that you can't offer them a simple cup of coffee without that look of disgust.

    • @duckheadbob
      @duckheadbob 10 місяців тому +147

      Exaaacttlly or they grimace when you suggest to stop at a chain coffee shop

    • @aprilmg7072
      @aprilmg7072 10 місяців тому +110

      @@duckheadbob ya it becomes antisocial at a certain point, or self-aggrandizing for them either way it's 🤮

    • @travelsizedarchie
      @travelsizedarchie 10 місяців тому +94

      i had somone cuss me out because i asked if they liked their coffee with sugar creamer or both.
      their answer was some rant about the delicate process of making "real" coffee and not some "mcdonalds clone garbage"

    • @Xenovile
      @Xenovile 10 місяців тому +64

      They're the kinda person that will come to your house and shit talk the coffee you made, explaining in detail why they could do it better
      Then get confused when they're not invited again

    • @tootallforyou112
      @tootallforyou112 10 місяців тому

      ​@duckheadbob to be fair Starbucks and others like it are scams

  • @knockoffninja
    @knockoffninja 10 місяців тому +652

    Bros mug is legitimately just a bowl with a handle.

    • @Inuxxus
      @Inuxxus 10 місяців тому +27

      And I *need* it in my house

    • @knockoffninja
      @knockoffninja 10 місяців тому +12

      @@Inuxxus I respect that

    • @Inuxxus
      @Inuxxus 10 місяців тому +38

      @@knockoffninja imagine the intimidation factor of just casually pulling out a cup the size of your head

    • @knockoffninja
      @knockoffninja 10 місяців тому +18

      @@Inuxxus this reminds me of those "I've got back to just one cup of coffee a day mugs" if you know you know

    • @angrydragonslayer
      @angrydragonslayer 10 місяців тому +3

      ​@@knockoffninjamanager at my second job unironically said that
      She couldn't actually lift her mug enough to tip it so she just sipped on it until it was halfwat empty

  • @odil4773
    @odil4773 4 місяці тому

    Best way to summarise it is, it's the coffee version of tea ceremony.

  • @ornu01
    @ornu01 2 місяці тому +1

    It's less about the coffee and more about being a medieval alchemist.

  • @butterscotchdandelion5452
    @butterscotchdandelion5452 6 місяців тому +200

    Honestly as a tea person people who think that coffee people are pretentious then i KNOW they haven't met a tea person in their life yet

    • @giacomoromano8842
      @giacomoromano8842 6 місяців тому +65

      When you say you are a tea person, you mean as in "i buy good quality tea that i brew properly for a better experience" or as in "i follow the 27 steps of the ancient tea ritual of the Tsu dynasty court"?

    • @mlemlemmlemmlem
      @mlemlemmlemmlem 6 місяців тому

      ​@@giacomoromano8842that's me right there lol

    • @Smokeywolf64
      @Smokeywolf64 6 місяців тому +6

      @@giacomoromano8842 yes

    • @Iesous27
      @Iesous27 6 місяців тому +5

      Or witnessed a Japanese tea ceremony 😭

    • @butterscotchdandelion5452
      @butterscotchdandelion5452 6 місяців тому +2

      @@giacomoromano8842 Yes

  • @umiluv
    @umiluv 10 місяців тому +837

    If that doesn’t enhance the coffee, then you’re just LARPing as a chemist using coffee.

    • @gr3g0r5
      @gr3g0r5 10 місяців тому +106

      Yeah, that's like, his point...

    • @cucumbermainline
      @cucumbermainline 10 місяців тому +53

      I mean chefs are larping as chemists too if we go with your logic

    • @cycotyk189
      @cycotyk189 10 місяців тому +36

      ​@@cucumbermainline to be fair some chefs are bordering on being amature chemists. The phrasing is different but the end result is the same.

    • @jackmanleblanc2518
      @jackmanleblanc2518 10 місяців тому +21

      Yeah... that's exactly what he said. Are your ears working alright?

    • @MetalRaimon
      @MetalRaimon 10 місяців тому

      @@jackmanleblanc2518 bro's hearing comments lmao?

  • @mrdeafter
    @mrdeafter 20 днів тому +2

    "You love instant coffee? That's not a real coffee" - pretentious coffe enthusiastic

  • @mangokraken
    @mangokraken 3 місяці тому +1

    It's a ritual people find relaxing, not unlike the Japanese green tea rituals.
    Drinking Absinthe is a ritual too. Doesn't make it taste any better but that's how people choose to experience it.

  • @jomertomale
    @jomertomale 10 місяців тому +659

    "wHy wOUld yOu ruIN sOmEThinG sO sPEcIaL bY aDDiNg SuGAr iN iT?!"

    • @manfredrichtoften8848
      @manfredrichtoften8848 10 місяців тому +69

      Adds non-dairy creamer out of spite

    • @tamnker8465
      @tamnker8465 10 місяців тому +40

      Honestly, if someone says this to me?
      Im gonna use premade coffee mix just to spite them.

    • @x7themm
      @x7themm 10 місяців тому +11

      This is very true. But ill be honest high quality coffee does taste perfect black. I also love high quality cold brew. (I also drink high sugar supermarket coffee i like every type of coffee 😂)

    • @adolfolerito6744
      @adolfolerito6744 10 місяців тому +6

      @@x7themmonly if that black coffee is brewed espresso-style, otherwise it’s just dirty water.

    • @x7themm
      @x7themm 10 місяців тому +2

      @@adolfolerito6744 100% thats why ppl add sugar and milk to fix it 😆

  • @Brunoenribeiro
    @Brunoenribeiro 9 місяців тому +1045

    What makes people pretentious is saying "you're drinking it wrong". You add some sugar to your cup and someone is **bound** to come up with that. Don't be that person. Be inviting. Share your passion.

    • @noobis004
      @noobis004 9 місяців тому +12

      True but that does not mean you should group all of them together.
      Just because some in a community are annoying and pretensious doesn't mean the entire community is

    • @lukasg4807
      @lukasg4807 9 місяців тому

      Sugar is disgusting in coffee though. The only coffee I drink is from my keurig and from restaurants, so it's not like I'm drinking fancy coffee anyways. Sugar is just bad in coffee

    • @diego032912
      @diego032912 9 місяців тому +44

      ​@@lukasg4807To you and to me. Taste is subjectice, just because we don't like sugar in coffee it doesn't automatically make sugar a bad thing to add to coffee in general.

    • @ravenoferin500
      @ravenoferin500 9 місяців тому +6

      ​@@diego032912Exactly, like I find adding sugar to plain coffee is just horrid but some people do it. Personally I think you need at least some milk to bridge that gap. Minimum ratio of 1/3 milk to 2/3 coffee add sugar to taste. If someone does it another way that's their way. It's not wrong. Unless their burning their coffee. Then it's a suggestion not a rant to them.

    • @paawan3764
      @paawan3764 9 місяців тому +2

      I don't even add water to coffee. Just milk and sugar.

  • @ayuyade
    @ayuyade Місяць тому

    I'm into projectors, music, cars, coffee, mechanical keyboards and somehow not in debt 😂

  • @abdou2523
    @abdou2523 4 місяці тому

    This is so true, from reassembling the moka pot when it’s dry to the very first intense notes of coffee seeping through the funnel right before the liquid starts running through. I will consider my life a win if my full time job would let me take my time with making coffee every morning with 0 rush.

  • @behawiorystka98
    @behawiorystka98 6 місяців тому +86

    wants coffee
    accidentally creates philosophers's stone

  • @davisev5225
    @davisev5225 7 місяців тому +427

    It becomes pretentious when a person starts trying to describe their particular preferences and methods as "better" and they thumb their nose at anything they see as "lesser". The unfortunate fact is there's a rather high concentration of these people in the "coffee enthusiast" circles.

    • @t-eehee7057
      @t-eehee7057 7 місяців тому +12

      That still doesn't give you the right to be an asshole

    • @JohnCenaFan6298
      @JohnCenaFan6298 7 місяців тому +2

      its not pretentious if im right and your just always wrong. i bet u drink tea

    • @matteoinvernazzi4331
      @matteoinvernazzi4331 7 місяців тому +9

      i mean, his coffee is better. Like a Baker bread is better than a normal person bread, i don't get why do you feel so attacked by someone doing something better than most people. Not that you are wrong for doing it wrong, you are doing it fine, but if someone has a hobby and he know more about a topic than most people, obviously he's gonna make that thing he's good at better

    • @frog1405
      @frog1405 7 місяців тому +29

      ​@matteoinvernazzi4331 it's this exact mindset that people are talking about "not that you are wrong for doing it wrong" he's not doing it wrong, he's doing it the way that works for him, which is not doing 20 or more steps for his coffee. It's not about making "better coffee" it's about how coffee snobs act like they are better than you as a person just because of the way they make their coffee.

    • @matteoinvernazzi4331
      @matteoinvernazzi4331 7 місяців тому +7

      @@frog1405 i'm probably telling you something you already know, but you are aware that people like what you are describing don't exist in the real world right? Like how many people do you think are out there saying that they are better than someone else because they make a better coffee? Also why are you bringing this point if this is not what we were talking about? obv you are not doing your coffe wrong, 99,9999% of people do the coffee the same way, but at the same time if he spends more time into making a perfect coffee and see it as a passion it will taste better. That's the only point of the video, and i don't even understand how can some people take this as some sort of personal attack like "do you think you are better than me just because you do your coffee better?"

  • @Acrylescent
    @Acrylescent 24 дні тому

    There’s also a lot to say about rituals and how it promotes mindfulness. The more complex a ritual the more care you take in performing it.
    Mindfulness is an often overlooked practice for good mental health.

  • @gailforce
    @gailforce 2 місяці тому

    Steak prep is the new coffee sophistry