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  • @Timeworks
    @Timeworks 4 роки тому +4110

    ricky is always spot on with writing this stuff lol

    • @misan2002
      @misan2002 4 роки тому +6

      Hello

    • @FMMAGE
      @FMMAGE 3 роки тому +3

      Who was actually right in this situation? What if they only have a "children's discount" for certain type of food and the restaurant didn't want to put the same thing with the actual price on the menu because that would raise questions.

    • @Orcawhale1
      @Orcawhale1 3 роки тому +47

      @@FMMAGE Him, obviously. Your adding elements which arn't a part of the story.

    • @coffeebreakfiction1765
      @coffeebreakfiction1765 3 роки тому +9

      @@FMMAGE No the restaurant is in the right here. They’re not making a big profit on the kids menu and Ricky doesn’t understand that restaurants need to make money in order to survive and pay their staff wages. They’re only offering kids menus at kids prices so that adults come in and pay adult prices.
      If they followed Ricky’s logic, they’d have to increase the price of the kids menu or get rid of the kids menu altogether.

    • @FMMAGE
      @FMMAGE 3 роки тому +2

      @@coffeebreakfiction1765 yeh. You are right. Thanks

  • @NapoleonBonerfarts
    @NapoleonBonerfarts 2 роки тому +1842

    I’m pretty sure Ricky wrote this show in a way where he could have all the best arguments that we have all dreamed about in the shower

    • @JSmellerM
      @JSmellerM 2 роки тому +63

      Have you seen him at the Golden Globes? He has the best arguments in real life too.

    • @Nutsaur
      @Nutsaur 2 роки тому +10

      I'm getting better at it!
      It takes practice but my hands were shaking last time.

    • @steelbear2063
      @steelbear2063 2 роки тому +6

      @@JSmellerM
      Yeah after he pretends he's not just like those people

    • @Ace04352
      @Ace04352 2 роки тому +2

      this one definitely had to have been based on a true story. Everyone experienced this to some degree at least once while dining out.

    • @canerbaykara2639
      @canerbaykara2639 Рік тому

      I think for this scene anyway, somebody in the writers room watched some atlanta.

  • @DrBIeed
    @DrBIeed 5 років тому +9673

    My dad went to Steak and Shake one time, ordered his food and a shake. They had a habit of bringing out the food first and then the shake. Dad told them he wanted the shake first and the waitress told him they couldn’t bring do it that way. The manager said the same. So dad said ok, I’ll just take a milk shake then, I’m not hungry. Once they brought it out he said ok well I’m hungry now I’ll order some food.
    Of all the places in life to take a stand. SMH.

    • @theyoutuber5743
      @theyoutuber5743 5 років тому +387

      Yep good idea, some people dont think sometimes for simple things

    • @BamM88
      @BamM88 5 років тому +239

      Great. But I avoid pissing of the staff

    • @BokuWaMoekai
      @BokuWaMoekai 5 років тому +439

      Imagine all the saliva he had in his food that day

    • @LoggyWD
      @LoggyWD 5 років тому +21

      Just go to a different place. Who gives a shit

    • @fishanter6807
      @fishanter6807 4 роки тому +3

      DrBIeed lmafo

  • @naitsirk32
    @naitsirk32 5 років тому +7369

    Gervais stated he had this happen to him and ordered something else, but now that he writes the script he wants to play around with reality.

    • @tyrians
      @tyrians 5 років тому +43

      @Runner I do hope that's sarcasm.

    • @stitcherquet3709
      @stitcherquet3709 5 років тому +41

      @Runner Only a bmw or mercedes? You must live on a council estate.

    • @naitsirk32
      @naitsirk32 5 років тому +23

      @Suicide Booth
      You realize that this is a sketch right?
      Take it for what it is meant to do.
      Be a funny sketch,
      nothing more nothing less.
      Good day to you sir :)

    • @Sekirothewolf
      @Sekirothewolf 5 років тому +22

      Suicide Booth why bring colour into it? Stupid prick

    • @danh5637
      @danh5637 5 років тому +3

      You know what storytelling is?!

  • @mrface417
    @mrface417 5 років тому +14304

    The actress did a brilliant job because I genuinely hated her

    • @IXIskarfaceIXI
      @IXIskarfaceIXI 5 років тому +183

      And that piss me off

    • @samueldaddo8182
      @samueldaddo8182 5 років тому +492

      True. If you’re supposed to be hated.. and are then hated... you’re a good actress 👍🏻👍🏻

    • @michaelw4861
      @michaelw4861 5 років тому +249

      @@samueldaddo8182 Either that or she just has one of those faces and the producers actually did a good job finding her.

    • @samueldaddo8182
      @samueldaddo8182 5 років тому +18

      Michael W yeh no you could be absolutely right

    • @thedarkknight962
      @thedarkknight962 4 роки тому +18

      Good acting doesn't necessarily define if you will like or hate the character.
      Just the villainous nature is enough to make audience hate the character and good acting polishes it.

  • @ciaranoconnell4783
    @ciaranoconnell4783 5 років тому +1015

    The pettiness at the end is something I can really get behind. Bad enough that they won't give it to him but to stare at the end to make sure he won't eat it is triggering. You just want to piss them off because they are pissing you off.

    • @krashd
      @krashd 4 роки тому +43

      I would have waited til the little lad had finished eating and then fucked off with my plate of fish fingers and beans. "You want to bicker over trivial details well now you're down a fucking plate and fork!"

    • @pablo1006pr
      @pablo1006pr 2 роки тому +21

      @@krashd well that would be an actual crime so let’s not do that

    • @pizzaman9859
      @pizzaman9859 2 роки тому +9

      @@pablo1006pr We’re going to ignore the law.

    • @mcleandaniel
      @mcleandaniel 2 роки тому +7

      I once had a waiter charge me for a cup of hot water! Charged me the same price as a cup of tea, the thug.

    • @ssh1487
      @ssh1487 2 роки тому +3

      You fight petty with petty. At least his petty is reasonable petty

  • @count7340
    @count7340 4 роки тому +2758

    I'm a fully grown bloke, but I don't consume much sugar. I once went to the cinema and ordered a small coke, and a small popcorn - they gave me the kid's box.
    It was awesome - I got a free, crappy plastic toy and extra chocolate.

    • @count7340
      @count7340 4 роки тому +87

      @@phantomoftheopera371 I know. I just wanted a small portion, and they gave me the kid's box.
      I smiled.

    • @BearMeOut
      @BearMeOut 4 роки тому +14

      More people should be aware of how much sugar inside the food and drinks.
      5% salt or 20% sugar is not alright, why would anyone selling those?

    • @count7340
      @count7340 4 роки тому +18

      @@BearMeOut As I said, I don't often consume much sugar.

    • @Alexisonfiresx
      @Alexisonfiresx 4 роки тому +16

      BearWithMe there’s actually nothing wrong with having a bit of sugar and salt in your system. Just as long as you don’t overconsume these and exercise daily and have a general healthy lifestyle, 5% or 20% won’t kill you.

    • @shelbyvillerules9962
      @shelbyvillerules9962 4 роки тому +9

      Why don’t they put little toys in cereal anymore?

  • @johnyrosangkima9471
    @johnyrosangkima9471 2 роки тому +247

    Reminds me of the story of one lady at the bank.
    She wanted to withdraw 10$ but the teller said she could withdraw only a minimum of 100$, the lady said it was her money and she could take out how much ever she wanted but the teller refused. So the lady withdrew 100$, took 10$ and told the teller to deposit the remaining 90$.😂

    • @MihaiCostache90
      @MihaiCostache90 8 місяців тому +5

      I don’t know whether it is a true story the one with the woman at the bank, but in reality she’d probably get an answer that she can only deposit $100 mininum

    • @ixtab1000
      @ixtab1000 7 місяців тому

      @@MihaiCostache90 I(t is a BANK. Of course it´s true.

    • @SeanBZA
      @SeanBZA 5 місяців тому +1

      @@MihaiCostache90 Then deposit at the ATM, where they take any amount so long as it is in bills.

  • @fitzmaurice88
    @fitzmaurice88 4 роки тому +481

    This was relatively entertaining but then sight of him him grabbing the fish fingers and stuffing them into his mouth was joyous 😂

    • @tamarasaldana8027
      @tamarasaldana8027 4 роки тому

      Jajaja, fue lo mejor.

    • @manticfello3261
      @manticfello3261 3 роки тому +16

      Nah man he didn't just grab it. He looked into the waitress' soul and just stared at her while stuffing fish fingers. That was fcking awesome XD

    • @Red-ki4tk
      @Red-ki4tk Рік тому

      And her opening mouth reaction I was gone 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mrmagno5955
    @mrmagno5955 4 роки тому +1459

    I remember I was with my grandad at a fish and chip place it had a takeaway and a sit down restraunt so my grandad said can we have a jumbo fish and they said “that’s only for the sit down restraunt” so my grandad said “why if you can’t fit it in the box just cut it in half an put it in two boxes I’ll pay the extra box” they still said “we can’t” so he said okay we’ll sit down then and once it arrived he said “can I take these home in a box I’m not hungry now” so they gave him two boxes to take it home in 😂 I don’t understand why they do it

    • @LittleJo-
      @LittleJo- 4 роки тому +73

      They do it cos they can charge more for sit down. They still ripped your grandad off in the long run as they got him to pay for sit down.. it's all a scam..

    • @menelik6635
      @menelik6635 4 роки тому +114

      @@LittleJo- that's not how that works, right? Are you implying that you pay for sitting there?

    • @GG-xm2cm
      @GG-xm2cm 3 роки тому +23

      @@menelik6635 Ofcourse you do

    • @TheGroucho66
      @TheGroucho66 3 роки тому +94

      @@GG-xm2cm ? What do you mean? I have never spent extra money after being charged for sitting down at the table of a place that does takeaway. However, sit downs are more beneficial for places because it could lead them to purchase more things like drinks when they are on site.

    • @GG-xm2cm
      @GG-xm2cm 3 роки тому +5

      @@TheGroucho66 Thats the point of the scam bro. You pay extra to some places because they are trying to rip you off.

  • @Stefma4All
    @Stefma4All 3 роки тому +140

    "have any money"
    "no"
    "loser"
    i died LOL

  • @richarddavis4121
    @richarddavis4121 5 років тому +367

    You just know this is Ricky Gervais real life angst

    • @jakemorrison8507
      @jakemorrison8507 5 років тому

      New Larry David!

    • @imnotgayyy8489
      @imnotgayyy8489 4 роки тому

      @@jakemorrison8507 LOL

    • @kkgt6591
      @kkgt6591 4 роки тому

      I really doubt that, people in restaurants would do anything to please him.

    • @donaldtrumpet146
      @donaldtrumpet146 Місяць тому

      0:07
      you got any money?
      no.
      loser.

  • @OdditiesandRarities
    @OdditiesandRarities 5 років тому +1326

    "your just gonna eat the child's portion"
    "I'm not a child so that's literally physically impossible."

    • @NonsensicalSpudz
      @NonsensicalSpudz 5 років тому +21

      @David Clinging Please don't do this. hes quoting the show

    • @obelisk941
      @obelisk941 5 років тому +21

      @David Clinging it actually makes perfect sense, hate to break it to you

    • @obelisk941
      @obelisk941 5 років тому +24

      @David Clinging "I'm not a child so that's literally physically impossible."
      is sarcasm...

    • @obelisk941
      @obelisk941 5 років тому +18

      @David Clinging he's saying in essence - "don't worry waitress, i won't eat the child's portion that i've just ordered 2 of, because i'm physically incapable of eating it, or why else would i be unable to purchase a portion for myself". it really is sarcasm, i haven't done an amazing job of explaining it (as it's essentially impossible to describe how something is sarcastic to someone that doesn't understand), but everybody else who liked his comment seems to understand. it's not gibberish, you just fail to 'get' this specific joke

    • @ThePaperCreater
      @ThePaperCreater 5 років тому +34

      1980: In 2020 we will have flying cars
      2020: Two people arguing about fish finger portions

  • @biohazard8285
    @biohazard8285 5 років тому +2605

    The funniest scene in the series

    • @dysaster4521
      @dysaster4521 5 років тому +61

      No the funniest scene in my opinion is the one where he goes to the woman that makes rice pudding with her breast milk

    • @michaelsedgley3236
      @michaelsedgley3236 5 років тому +16

      @BB B if you know the character of this show.... This scene becomes funny. Give it a watch

    • @rossstephen2568
      @rossstephen2568 5 років тому +13

      BB B na this definite isn’t the funniest watch it it’s good not just a comedy it’s quite emotional

    • @baburao87
      @baburao87 5 років тому +27

      What about "I love you, Dad."
      "Gay!"?

    • @ransherman1611
      @ransherman1611 5 років тому +1

      haven't seen it yet. that's the funniest the series gets? i hope it's meant to be a drama, not a comedy...

  • @montrealfilmguy
    @montrealfilmguy 4 роки тому +146

    The line "its not cause they're unemployed "... is hilarious..Bwahahahaha

  • @sayakdas4159
    @sayakdas4159 5 років тому +249

    I genuinely didn't expect that the waitress will keep an eye on him.

    • @truth.speaker
      @truth.speaker 4 роки тому +44

      You haven't been to many cafés then. There really are people out there who behave like her. They ruin customer experiences.
      Thankfully, because of the internet, these type of people are learning that treating customers like dirt can have an effect on your bottom line. Hopefully they will treat people nicely in the future

    • @truth.speaker
      @truth.speaker 4 роки тому +26

      @cm. CG try running a business mate
      Like it or not, treating people like dirt won't make them come back
      It's not entitlement as much as it is "there's someone down the street who is much nicer"

    • @truth.speaker
      @truth.speaker 4 роки тому +14

      @cm. CG you haven't

    • @truth.speaker
      @truth.speaker 4 роки тому +25

      @cm. CG you view good customer service as "being entitled".
      You must not understand good customer service

    • @jungsomewhat
      @jungsomewhat 4 роки тому

      Along with the big brute lol......

  • @RedLukey
    @RedLukey 5 років тому +3669

    £4.99 for 3 fishfingers, a spoonful of beans and slice of bread? Just go to Tesco fam

    • @jws5984
      @jws5984 5 років тому +234

      London prices...

    • @cabuscus
      @cabuscus 5 років тому +78

      I think it was that size so ricky could scoop it up and shove it in

    • @luciavilau
      @luciavilau 5 років тому +118

      How much do you want it to cost??? 1£?? They have to pay the 3+ salaries of the staff + paying for the location + cost of raw materials

    • @sirhoneybadger5875
      @sirhoneybadger5875 5 років тому +18

      @ShiftCtrl85 you alright mate

    • @RedLukey
      @RedLukey 5 років тому +212

      @@luciavilau Lol is this your cafe?

  • @paulmagee6249
    @paulmagee6249 5 років тому +1469

    The one person who disliked this video was the waitress

    • @marcuscross8051
      @marcuscross8051 5 років тому +6

      The waitress is a fictional character so that's literally impossible

    • @callumhudsonodoi7701
      @callumhudsonodoi7701 5 років тому +29

      Marcus Cross Learn to take a joke.

    • @persimmonss
      @persimmonss 5 років тому +8

      @@callumhudsonodoi7701 he could also be joking

    • @marcuscross8051
      @marcuscross8051 5 років тому +5

      @@persimmonss BINGO!

    • @AJRAGES22MUCH
      @AJRAGES22MUCH 5 років тому +5

      @@marcuscross8051 R/Whooosh jesus like you are the reason aliens ain't visited

  • @iziahghost1638
    @iziahghost1638 2 роки тому +77

    Went through a dark phase this show kept me alive! Rick is an underrated Great!.

    • @shadowbanned5164
      @shadowbanned5164 2 роки тому

      Rickys golden globes bit will go down in history as the best celebrity roast ever performed.

    • @eddyd8745
      @eddyd8745 Рік тому

      Hope you're doing better now.

  • @matttibos2562
    @matttibos2562 5 років тому +581

    The way he stares at her at the end 😂😂

    • @NassimSYD
      @NassimSYD 5 років тому +3

      Since what happened in the GGs2020 I've become obsessed with watching him

    • @wookieeMan06
      @wookieeMan06 4 роки тому +4

      with fish fingers in his mouth

    • @isaacchua0405
      @isaacchua0405 4 роки тому

      Your profile pic needs a change

    • @ChadKakashi
      @ChadKakashi 10 місяців тому

      Absolute power move.

  • @crocodileranger8404
    @crocodileranger8404 4 роки тому +493

    I also once tried to order a child portion because I'm 4'11 and they refused to do it. Smaller people need different portion sizes, we cannot eat the same as a 6'2 person. I then left and went to another restaurant and had no problems there

    • @eshwar6969
      @eshwar6969 3 роки тому +40

      Nice. If they don't want to serve me I'll take my money elsewhere!

    • @BenPotts
      @BenPotts 3 роки тому +14

      yeah but you're still 4'11 when you wake up in the morning aren't you? so ultimately you've lost this situation

    • @Predictable1
      @Predictable1 3 роки тому +24

      @@BenPotts if you knew the perks of being a small woman ;) .. I'm not 4'11 but i wouldn't mind being.

    • @Mr.Sax.
      @Mr.Sax. 2 роки тому +52

      @@BenPottsThing is that height can't be changed but being a jerk is an option and you choose to be one, you choose to lose everyday.

    • @marculetzc1366
      @marculetzc1366 2 роки тому +20

      @@H.K.5 it is about how many calories you can eat. If you are 4'11 you arent going to be 180-200 pounds which means u cant eat 2000 calories a day (like 400-500 cals/meal).

  • @leighxann1
    @leighxann1 5 років тому +169

    The first time I saw this I cried laughing for a good 5 minutes. Can't wait for part 2

    • @tituswheatbread9646
      @tituswheatbread9646 4 роки тому +1

      Part two is out, thought I'd say seeing as this comment is out.

    • @ItsMeYourRealDad
      @ItsMeYourRealDad 2 роки тому +2

      Part 3 is out just thought I'd say since the last comment is out of date now

    • @Nutsaur
      @Nutsaur 2 роки тому

      I also cannot wait for part 2

  • @ryanniv1851
    @ryanniv1851 3 роки тому +51

    Fair play to that actress. She did a brilliant job 😂

  • @SubscriberswithnovideosC-ok7wv
    @SubscriberswithnovideosC-ok7wv 4 роки тому +1093

    This show is basically Gervais expressing his opinion about illogical rules/relatable topics.
    And I love it.

    • @zaferertas8216
      @zaferertas8216 4 роки тому +16

      It's like curb your enthusiasm with melancholy.

    • @MrNiceHk
      @MrNiceHk 4 роки тому

      is it and do you.

    • @SuitedConnectors
      @SuitedConnectors 4 роки тому +6

      And that's why it's a great show.
      He does and says what a lot of people would like to say and do but they don't dare.

    • @agneskennicott7851
      @agneskennicott7851 4 роки тому +2

      "AnD i LoVe iT 🥴"

    • @fins6191
      @fins6191 3 роки тому +1

      Ladies and gentlemen, *the obvious nature of the show has been identified*

  • @dane2YT
    @dane2YT 4 роки тому +43

    This is actually one of the best series I've ever seen, hilarious, sad It's got everything.

  • @strangelee4400
    @strangelee4400 4 роки тому +191

    I order the kids 'fish and chips' at my local chippy all the time. The adult version is too much to eat. They always look at me like I'm some sort of cheapskate who doesn't want to pay full price.

    • @HannahU10
      @HannahU10 4 роки тому +44

      I used to work in a chippy and people would order a kid’s portion all the time - they’re very large meals otherwise! I can’t imagine thinking ill of a customer who just wanted a portion they knew they could manage. Don’t let them get you down, enjoy eating your chips and not feeling sick from overeating afterwards 😂

    • @cgavin1
      @cgavin1 4 роки тому +18

      Yeah they look at you then they look at all the panting 17 stone diabetics in the queue behind you..

    • @joewright9879
      @joewright9879 4 роки тому +4

      They’re still getting your money. Grant you not as much, but something’s better than nothing.

    • @nirmalsuki
      @nirmalsuki 3 роки тому +3

      I don't have a local chippy because I don't live in Britain, and we have real food :-P

    • @H.K.5
      @H.K.5 2 роки тому +2

      I bet they get mad when their food gets wasted lol

  • @tonyseller2574
    @tonyseller2574 5 років тому +131

    when I first saw this scene, I thought, how's he going to get out of this one then? then that, hahahaha

  • @IAmTheSaladMan
    @IAmTheSaladMan 2 роки тому +63

    This reminds me of going to a chippy with my Grandfather as a kid. He didn’t really eat chips so just ordered two fish and the waitress kept arguing that it was a set price and came with chips. After some back and forth he was like ‘fine charge me for the chips but don’t put them on my plate’. He was really against wasting food.

    • @JustAPintOfMilk
      @JustAPintOfMilk 2 роки тому +5

      most of the older generations are against wasting food.
      Thats because most of them lived through times of hunger and poverty.

    • @kennethtran4706
      @kennethtran4706 2 роки тому

      its because they want to make more money and the children's orders are a waste of their time. personally never had the restaurant refuse service.

    • @A5H_01
      @A5H_01 2 роки тому

      @@JustAPintOfMilk It’s not just going to be an “older” thing for much longer if cost of living continues. Sad to see.

    • @JustAPintOfMilk
      @JustAPintOfMilk 2 роки тому

      @@A5H_01 well it might get better soon

    • @jamesbowen2258
      @jamesbowen2258 6 місяців тому

      @@JustAPintOfMilk It's not going to get better. If we're lucky, it will stop getting worse.

  • @OhPhilly
    @OhPhilly Рік тому +2

    That finishing move aka the dirty swipe gets me every time LOL

  • @martincurran4985
    @martincurran4985 2 роки тому +6

    This happened to me before getting fast food on a night out after the pub, but the guy behind the counter was understanding when I told him I had hardly any money left for an adult meal. He served me without an issue. Great guy.

  • @plimsoul27
    @plimsoul27 2 роки тому +2

    This is one of my favorites sketches because his logic is indisputable...and I laugh so fucking hard when he grabs those fish finers and stuff them in his mouth...every time....just brilliant!!

  • @tramlad2
    @tramlad2 4 роки тому +15

    Little chap who played George was really good in this, angelic little face, was excellent opposite Ricky, very natural.

    • @mikespearwood3914
      @mikespearwood3914 2 роки тому

      I love how awkward the kid looks just sitting there while adults are arguing about menu items.

  • @turk5832
    @turk5832 2 роки тому +4

    I've watched this scene 5 times in a row and each time I end up laughing hysterically! Wonderful comedic bit!

  • @mkmaster99
    @mkmaster99 5 років тому +633

    I would not pay £2.99 for that, never mind £4.99

    • @darthkek1953
      @darthkek1953 5 років тому +61

      LAAAAAANDAN prices.
      I went to Sheffield a couple of years back, a cafe were advertising cups for tea for 12 pence.

    • @Trazynn
      @Trazynn 5 років тому +65

      London is also the only place where they would make a big deal about adults eating from the children's menu.

    • @Sekirothewolf
      @Sekirothewolf 5 років тому +1

      decentradical no it’s not kid

    • @Lebenspiel
      @Lebenspiel 5 років тому +8

      In hipster cafe's is normal that everything is 5 times more expensive.

    • @Danny-gb2kj
      @Danny-gb2kj 5 років тому +2

      Green Goliath stfu weab only kids and insecure virgins call people kid

  • @filipzawistowski4390
    @filipzawistowski4390 4 роки тому +425

    This scene made me realise what a prick I used to be working at Nandos insisting adults couldn't order kid's meals. Oh well!

    • @baileyfletcher6200
      @baileyfletcher6200 4 роки тому +121

      Ah it's in the past now. We're all pricks at some point in time.

    • @jayparmo2284
      @jayparmo2284 4 роки тому +55

      you were doing your job mate. nothing wrong with that. i hate when customers act like the staff make the rules.

    • @danielhewson4132
      @danielhewson4132 4 роки тому +48

      Jay Parmo not really as bending rules at certain points make you look good and hence they will return another time more hungry and buy a more expensive meal since the service is great. 👀

    • @filipzawistowski4390
      @filipzawistowski4390 4 роки тому +25

      @@danielhewson4132 The other thing was when you work in a restaurant customers generally treat you like shit so you're always on defense mode 🤣 I can't tell you how many times a customer would finish their meal then as I was clearing their (empty) plate they'd say "That was DISGUSTING, give me a free meal or I'll post bad reviews" and you'd be like "But you finished it.." then they'd say "Are you calling me a liar?" then the manager just has to give them what they want. So when you get treated like that all day you want to be inflexible with rules just to piss off the general public 🤣

    • @danielhewson4132
      @danielhewson4132 4 роки тому +7

      Nicholas Wright customer service > nickel and diming

  • @slippybeats377
    @slippybeats377 2 роки тому +5

    When he said, “he’ll have fish fingers and beans twice” I fucking lost it

  • @shelbyvillerules9962
    @shelbyvillerules9962 4 роки тому +37

    I had something similar happen to me recently. A lot of restaurants nowadays ask you if you’ve got any allergies when you sit down and I told the waitress I had a peanut allergy (not a nut allergy, just peanuts). At the end of the meal there was a chocolate mousse that I fancied for dessert and it came with amaretti biscuits which are made from almonds which I _don’t_ have an allergy to, but I’m just not particularly keen on.
    So I asked the waitress if they could just leave them off but she said no they couldn’t do that. I asked if it was because the biscuits were all broken up and mixed in with the mousse but she said no, they just couldn’t do it.
    So I said, fine I’ll just have it as it comes because I can always just not eat them but again she said they couldn’t do that. I tried to explain that I didn’t have an almond allergy, that it was specifically peanuts, but she wouldn’t budge...
    It wasn’t until later I remembered this scene and I really wish I’d just had the person I was having a meal with order the Chocolate Mousse for me.

  • @ijustcametogetsomethingtoe3234
    @ijustcametogetsomethingtoe3234 5 років тому +76

    "you'll just eat his"
    oh yes, I've always dreamed of paying £10 for a normal portion of fish fingers and beans...

  • @giacomobongrazio
    @giacomobongrazio 2 місяці тому +2

    This series is gold, I genuinely recommend it to anyone who didn't see it yet.

    • @keihnungm2011
      @keihnungm2011 Місяць тому

      do you recommend being kicked in the head by a horse before or after watching

  • @Narmerlover
    @Narmerlover 4 роки тому +74

    What a Moronic rule... He's still ordering food, regardless if its for kids.
    I know it's fictional, but my god my head burst a vessel from this

    • @PresidentialWinner
      @PresidentialWinner 4 роки тому +31

      Oh it's not fictional..

    • @DelusionalInsider
      @DelusionalInsider 4 роки тому +3

      it actually happened to him irl so..

    • @Narmerlover
      @Narmerlover 4 роки тому +5

      Oh my fucking god this was actually enforced?? 7 months later, I rediscover this clip, found my old comment and now the realisation that this ACTUALLY happened???

    • @maximilianmoreiras5622
      @maximilianmoreiras5622 4 роки тому +2

      @@Narmerlover you guys are only thinking from the perspective of the customer. Sure it's annoying. But you have to realize the restaurant doesn't make any money on kids menus. They are cheaper not because the just have less food on them. They are cheaper to encourage families to also go to restaurants. If you let adults order unprofitable portions, you have to make them more expensive and in the end it's families that lose. Hilarious scene regardless.

    • @adrianradu2332
      @adrianradu2332 3 роки тому +8

      @@maximilianmoreiras5622 Well that's a stupid fucking argument then. If the kid portion is 5 dollars, you still have 5 dollars more than you had before. You have to choose between 5 dollars and 0. An Adult is perfectly capable of understanding that a kid's portion is less food, but that's what he wants to eat, and you cannot enforce that on him, as he can easily go somewhere else and leave a shit review for your restaurant.

  • @rasmustagu
    @rasmustagu 3 роки тому +13

    I love how this show is so grounded in reality.

    • @shadowbanned5164
      @shadowbanned5164 2 роки тому

      Many of us have been refused ordering off the kiddies menu I just tell them to adult size it if I really want it.

  • @me_bee_ste_1355
    @me_bee_ste_1355 5 років тому +220

    I'm going to start being more like him! 😅

    • @luckytrolls3237
      @luckytrolls3237 5 років тому +12

      we all need to

    • @327legoman
      @327legoman 5 років тому +13

      @@luckytrolls3237 We all need to be suicidal?

    • @Toddespiel
      @Toddespiel 5 років тому +2

      @@luckytrolls3237 you dont really. Im like him and its painful

    • @Toddespiel
      @Toddespiel 5 років тому +1

      people hate you and its not fun at the end. it only works if u have money and statue. that way people worship you in the first place and you just filter them by being like Tony

  • @MrPhantomPC
    @MrPhantomPC 3 місяці тому +1

    😂 the way he just scrapes the beans together with the fingers and stuffs it all in without breaking eye contact with the waitress 😂😂

  • @TheLambLive
    @TheLambLive 5 років тому +116

    I bought two pizzas in ASDA once, 4 toppings each. They absolutely refused to allow me to have 3 on one, and 5 on the other..!

    • @Axispaw1
      @Axispaw1 4 роки тому +9

      Haha totally! Exact same thing happened to me. Couldn't believe what I was hearing...

    • @grancito2
      @grancito2 4 роки тому +3

      If the staff had brains and logic, they would not be working in these places.

    • @grancito2
      @grancito2 4 роки тому

      @@willnicholson18 That makes you an idiot, you have no idea how smart I am.

    • @danielnile1455
      @danielnile1455 4 роки тому +2

      yeah the reason behind this is because it's possible they won't cook in the oven within the guidelines, it's not the same king

  • @alexanderschirmer4593
    @alexanderschirmer4593 5 років тому +1060

    Well, he'll have fish fingers and beans
    *twice.*

    • @MiddletoM
      @MiddletoM 5 років тому +37

      You should write subtitles. You nailed it.

    • @Takhar7
      @Takhar7 5 років тому +4

      @@MiddletoM 😂😂😂

    • @E-bk9vk
      @E-bk9vk 4 роки тому +3

      I was thinking that the whole way thru and he said it I was like
      HA!

    • @BlackSailPass_GuitarCovers
      @BlackSailPass_GuitarCovers 4 роки тому +3

      [Cogs whirring...]
      Nah but you're gonna eat one of them aren't ya?

    • @Cytise91
      @Cytise91 4 роки тому +2

      Finger Picking Good nah

  • @duskplains1235
    @duskplains1235 5 років тому +18

    1:41 me when my mother says wait for your tea to go down, then you can have pudding

    • @yesitismeben7477
      @yesitismeben7477 5 років тому

      It's called dinner or supper not tea... Tea is a drink you flid

    • @duskplains1235
      @duskplains1235 5 років тому

      Grey 49 google ‘tea’ 3.’ a cooked evening meal.’

    • @Tetris_Effect
      @Tetris_Effect 5 років тому

      @@duskplains1235 Tea is a hot beverage you drink, you eat dinner. You're wrong.

    • @TheAwesomeTolga198
      @TheAwesomeTolga198 4 роки тому

      @@Tetris_Effect In British English, tea can also mean 'a cooked evening meal'. Check the definition in Oxford's online dictionary.

    • @H.K.5
      @H.K.5 4 роки тому

      @@TheAwesomeTolga198 Barely anyone calls it tea. People should just stick to calling it dinner or lunch.

  • @davidaustin902
    @davidaustin902 Рік тому +2

    Got the big ass cook to come out and intimidate him with a, "Both of those for him are they?"...followed the mouth stuff is just PERFECT

  • @ThomasKop
    @ThomasKop 2 роки тому +26

    Her acting is spot-on. Just as he's devouring the food her expression is full of disgust but also full of burning desire to break away from the miserable corporate life she's in & admiration & even desire for him.

  • @TheGuyWhoAsk3d
    @TheGuyWhoAsk3d 2 роки тому +2

    “That’s only on the children’s menu, I’m afraid”
    -Famous last words

  • @CannotBeVerified
    @CannotBeVerified 4 роки тому +10

    I was thinking maybe he'd ask for a doggy bag. "Oh you know what I don't think he can eat it all, can we get a doggy bag", and then proceed to eat it as they're walking out the place or as they're paying in front of them. Didn't expect this full spite scene 😂

  • @Just.a.fellow.stranger
    @Just.a.fellow.stranger Рік тому +2

    That last bite 💀
    Felt like when you open a bag of potatoes chips in the classroom and your friend ask for some

  • @davidp5544
    @davidp5544 5 років тому +7

    Honestly this scene had me in stitches, so so funny.

  • @xp3r670
    @xp3r670 4 роки тому +20

    The actress is great

  • @Damar158
    @Damar158 3 роки тому +18

    I remember being at IKEA and wanting the children menu because I didn't feel that hungry, dude behind the counter instantly singled me out as 'The Adult Who Wants The Child Menu'. I feel as an older adult in the pandemic era, I should taken it and chucked it it all at his face.

  • @Bruce-1956
    @Bruce-1956 3 роки тому +2

    A superb programme, Ricky at his best.

  • @bkray26
    @bkray26 2 роки тому +5

    Was in Subway, my daughter wanted a cheesy pepperoni sub,
    ''Can I have a kids meal, cheesy pepperoni and a 6 inch Turkey and cheese sub meal?''
    ''We don't do kids meal with cheesy pepperoni''
    ''Okay, she'll have a Turkey sub then, with cheese and sweet chilli please.
    ''Daddy, I don't like chilli sauce''
    ''Shh, dear''
    Then with a self satisfied grin ''So, 2 turkey subs then''
    ''Nah, I've changed my mind. I think I want a 6 inch cheesy pepperoni sandwich meal instead''.
    ''Is that.. you can't... Trace, can you finish this one. Need to nip to the back''.
    He was so pissed off, he had to walk off.

  • @deepakgiri2589
    @deepakgiri2589 2 роки тому +2

    I love Ricky Gervais. He's the mood ❤️❤️😂

  • @ajchovanec
    @ajchovanec 2 роки тому +5

    I love the part where the cook comes out of the kitchen to back up the waitress.

  • @zendog8592
    @zendog8592 3 роки тому +1

    Just brilliant Ricky. Awesome sketch.

  • @Peter-gf8hu
    @Peter-gf8hu 3 роки тому +125

    I am an adult, but I do still enjoy fish fingers and other stereotypical "children's food" from time to time. Personally, I don't understand why certain cafés/restaurants are fussy about adults eating from the children's menu...... 😂

    • @europeansovietunion7372
      @europeansovietunion7372 2 роки тому +26

      Maybe they think children might starve to death if adults start ordering children's menus. Bless their heart.

    • @ohnobees8033
      @ohnobees8033 2 роки тому +2

      Every time someone orders from the children's menu the restaurant actually loses money, because most restaurants price at a loss for that menu to encourage parents to come. So most restaurants will have an age limit to stop everyone just ordering from the kid's menu, otherwise they'd lose money.

    • @AshTheBacon
      @AshTheBacon 2 роки тому +14

      @@ohnobees8033 Whilst I get it, I think stopping someone from ordering food or creating a situation makes the client less likely to come again. You can still sell at a loss and gain overall, like the costco hotdog situation. If it became that much of an issue they could also make a smaller portion as a whole for its actual cost.

    • @A5H_01
      @A5H_01 2 роки тому +3

      @@AshTheBacon Yeah, this. Also I just think it’s shitty to guilt people into not eating what they want.
      As long as you aren’t poisoning yourself and not hurting anyone, who gives one?

    • @db7610
      @db7610 2 роки тому

      @@ohnobees8033 That's their problem.

  • @littlemissmonster6969
    @littlemissmonster6969 4 роки тому +1

    That ‘fuck you, sue me’ way he just scoops it is divine

  • @CheezyPhantom611
    @CheezyPhantom611 Рік тому +3

    Ah yes Gordon Ramsay, definitely not Ricky Gervais 💀

  • @breekc6783
    @breekc6783 2 роки тому +11

    I work in a Cafe and I'm appalled by the waitress' behaviour (I know it's just a show, but this happens in real life) being so rude to a customer because they wanted a child's portion instead of an adult portion and saying that they couldn't order it but didn't give a legitimate reason (like, if they only had enough ingredients to make one, and if that's the case, you offer/recommend something else to them) God I felt like screaming "they're the customer! If they want to order a kids' portion sized meal for an adult then let them! They are the one paying for the meal; if you argue with them they'll leave and you will lose business for the cafe!" I know that people working in customer service still behave like this towards customers but it's appalling and managers should not let them get away with it. I'm glad Ricky didn't let it slide; good on ya, mate!

  • @makoflac
    @makoflac Рік тому +1

    This video is chill, hilarious and reminds me of my dad, I love him.

  • @cakes1431
    @cakes1431 5 років тому +22

    i love this scene.
    there's a pub near me that specializes in pies, but won't let anyone share them as they "are good value for money"
    they are too big for a little kid to eat a whole one...i'd love to have the balls to do something like this the next time i was in there

    • @ComicGladiator
      @ComicGladiator 5 років тому

      @David Clinging You don't even realize how nonsensical our views are, do you?

  • @김신율-d7k
    @김신율-d7k 3 місяці тому +2

    어린이 메뉴 왜 시키면 안되냐면서 챔피언 세트는 마이크 타이슨만 주문 가능하냐고 따지던 영상 생각나네 ㅋㅋ

  • @mightystellwan1974
    @mightystellwan1974 Рік тому +3

    "You got any money?"
    No
    "Loser"
    🤣

  • @Zambicus
    @Zambicus 4 роки тому

    What a perfect frame to end it on, good job

  • @luizmarinho6138
    @luizmarinho6138 5 років тому +101

    My mans was just trying to lose weight

    • @darthkek1953
      @darthkek1953 5 років тому +8

      He lost 10 pounds just by ordering the food. Probably lost another 2 pounds with the coffee.

    • @RageAZA
      @RageAZA 5 років тому

      @@darthkek1953 if theyre charging 5 quid for a kids fish finger meal id be surprised he didnt get charged for ketchup. i live in london that has happened to me

    • @darthkek1953
      @darthkek1953 5 років тому

      @@RageAZA that's what you get for living in the 3rd world

    • @henrikfitch4017
      @henrikfitch4017 4 роки тому +1

      @@darthkek1953 Haha London 3rd world funny funny

  • @patrickmccann3577
    @patrickmccann3577 4 роки тому +2

    HILARIOUS GERVIS WRITES THE COMEDY ABOUT WHAT WERE ALL REALLY THINKIN IN OUR HEADS ABOUT THIS SITUATION. GENIUS. THE WAY HE STUFFS THE GRUB IN HIS MOUTH LIKE A BIG FUK U TO THE RULES OF THE MENU. HER FACE IS PRICELESS WHEN HE DOES IT.

  • @Danwell86
    @Danwell86 4 роки тому +20

    "He'll have fish fingers and beans... Twice 😂😂😂

  • @עופרהעגבי-ר1ה
    @עופרהעגבי-ר1ה 2 роки тому

    brilliant. You take the thought that passes us with crazy humor.

  • @kirst.
    @kirst. Рік тому +3

    I literally went through the same thing just 5 minutes ago and it brought back memories of this scène 😂 I ordered a toasty, but couldn't have it, because it was on the kids menu. I drank my coffee and went to another small brown café serving nothing but toasties and home made meatballs. All these 'hip' establishments almost have nothing simple to serve anymore. Not everyone wants a big carpaccio, laying on 2 big loafs and a bed of dried seaweed for lunch...

    • @TREVORVADER
      @TREVORVADER 9 місяців тому

      Toasties? Grilled Cheese?

    • @kirst.
      @kirst. 9 місяців тому

      @@TREVORVADER Yeah!

    • @TREVORVADER
      @TREVORVADER 9 місяців тому

      @@kirst. it’s ridiculous because they’re like always a kid’s ony item at most restaurants like an adult wouldn’t eat them too

  • @Piromysl359
    @Piromysl359 2 роки тому +1

    I was prepared for him saying "Would you share?" of something like that, but he did something way better.

  • @hadenough2857
    @hadenough2857 4 роки тому +46

    I would have just said " fine I'll spend my money elsewhere " and left...

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 4 роки тому +14

      You wild rebel.

    • @hadenough2857
      @hadenough2857 4 роки тому +3

      @@TonyEnglandUK Yeah that simple....wild rebel ???? I think you may drink too much .

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 4 роки тому +8

      @@hadenough2857 I don't drink at all. I think you should.

    • @toadfaceass
      @toadfaceass 4 роки тому +6

      @@mariadaly8654 Its not weird.
      If you cave on your principals what sort of message does that send your child? To sit and take unfair and unacceptable treatment?

    • @kkgt6591
      @kkgt6591 4 роки тому

      @@toadfaceass there is nothing unfair about it.

  • @butlerbees6639
    @butlerbees6639 2 роки тому +2

    1:10 the way he says “nah” to her is fucking killing me

  • @nikhilmathew2101
    @nikhilmathew2101 Рік тому +5

    Its easy in 2023. "I choose to identify as a child"

  • @JakubRosman
    @JakubRosman 3 роки тому +2

    @1:45 The look on the waitress' face is priceless!

  • @trannyjazzy3213
    @trannyjazzy3213 4 роки тому +6

    Fun fact I live in Hemel Hempstead where this is filmed and that little old town is actually where I live 😂 I watched that show being filmed

    • @tamarasaldana8027
      @tamarasaldana8027 4 роки тому

      That's really cool.

    • @ewokYT117
      @ewokYT117 4 роки тому

      Is it Hemel? I did wonder where they filmed it.
      Did they use Elstree studios too, that's just round the corner.

  • @consultant2678
    @consultant2678 2 роки тому +2

    Ricky nailed the stupidity of the child’s menu - live it 😂😂

  • @MrHarrytheJew
    @MrHarrytheJew Рік тому +3

    This reminds me of a petty situation I had a couple months ago in an M&S. I ordered my father three bean chilli on a baked potato. When they brought our food, they said that they didn’t have any baked potatoes, so just plopped some chilli on a plate (nothing else as replacement). When I asked if someone had considered going down to the food hall to get some baked potatoes (a common practice in M&S cafes if they ever run out of stock of something last minute), was told in response they didn’t know if they sold baked potatoes in M&S (they use M&S produce exclusively to promote the food hall) so didn’t bother checking. Then when I said, ‘Well ok, why not grab us some chips so he can have something with his chilli.’ The waitress came out sometime later with a portion of chips and then proceeded to stand behind us whilst we ate, when I asked if there was something she needed she stipulated she needed me to go and pay for the chips. In confusion I asked why do you need me to pay for the chips she stated that because I had ordered an extra portion of chips in addition to my order I had to pay…I pointed out the obvious…yes this is because you had no baked potatoes, and didn’t charge me less for the fact. Even when I suggested charge me for the chips and then refund me for the baked potato they couldn’t seem to get it in their brain. At that point I just asked them to refund me for the food and walked out!

  • @jparcasm
    @jparcasm 2 роки тому +1

    searching 20mins for a youtube video just to eat cold food for 2mins is a vibe

  • @Rocketman10057
    @Rocketman10057 5 років тому +96

    There are actually people in the world like that woman ,that’s the scary thing !

    • @nathanlatham5651
      @nathanlatham5651 5 років тому +7

      She’s just doing her job.

    • @spiritualawakening3204
      @spiritualawakening3204 5 років тому +81

      @@nathanlatham5651 Hitlers soldiers were also just doing their job, i now thats a bit of a far stretch, but i hate that excuse Honestly!

    • @samet7422
      @samet7422 5 років тому +20

      @@nathanlatham5651 Na, she is being dick.

    • @Reversefilms
      @Reversefilms 5 років тому +7

      Spiritual Awakening and you have just lost the argument by involving hitler, well done.

    • @americanfrontier2448
      @americanfrontier2448 5 років тому +3

      notinuse Where the fuck does Hitler come into this??

  • @zachmurphy3396
    @zachmurphy3396 Рік тому +6

    This actually just happened to me. I wanted to order a kids pizza for myself, but apparently I’m not allowed because I’m not a kid.

  • @MrPantss
    @MrPantss 4 роки тому +13

    It’s not far off the truth in some places, I went to a famous fried chicken place years back, I ordered chicken that you could dip in sauces, the young lady asked me which sauce I would like and read out the 3 choices, sweet and sour, tomato or bbq. I said BBQ she said sorry sir we are out of stock, oh I said can I have sweet and sour, sorry sir we are out of stock.... at this point I innocently laughed thinking it was a joke, she just starred at me with the same look the actress brilliant gave to RG in this video, oh I said tomato? She said yes sir...... lol 😂

    • @LittleJo-
      @LittleJo- 4 роки тому +6

      Yes, they stick to a script like a robot. I had a similar experience but with a mobile phone company. My phone wasn't working properly, and it was a long story but to cut it short,
      Me: I've taken it to shop they told me I had to phone customer service
      Them: what is your number?
      Me: it's.....but im not recieving calls, I can only phone out..
      Them: Have you reset phone
      Me: yes
      Them: reset your phone, I will call you back
      Me: I've reset 4 times, I still can't get calls
      Them: take the SIM out, wipe and reset
      Me: I've done that 4 times
      Them:
      I can see on screen that you have reset the phone so you can receive incoming calls.
      Me: no, I can only make outgoing, nothing changes when I reset phone
      Them: what happens when you reset phone?
      Me:🤦
      This went on for nearly a week, they just don't know what to say if you take them off script.

  • @stewiepantsoutdooradventui3254
    @stewiepantsoutdooradventui3254 2 роки тому

    That's so true. when you've lost something you really love, you've lost everything and you just don't care anymore

  • @FaisalFaves
    @FaisalFaves 5 років тому +6

    Ricky is amazing

  • @AutopsyMyDeath
    @AutopsyMyDeath Рік тому +1

    Here in Canada I bought a small Poutine at a food truck and asked for extra cheese curds. The cook said "no since they will just fall out of the tray". I said " then put it in a large tray so they don't fall out."
    He said "No"
    I said "why is that such a problem for you?, I'll pay a couple bucks extra if I have to..." He still said "No"
    I said fine. "Ill just go somewhere else."
    Then he said "ok fine, I'll put it in a large tray.."
    I said " thank you. It's not rocket science you know."

  • @beemore18
    @beemore18 3 роки тому +8

    It's absolute madness to think an adult cannot order from the childrens menu....

  • @Talalx17
    @Talalx17 Рік тому

    Ricky Gervais is a fucking diabolical comic mastermind. 1:41 was so satisfying to watch. The way the waitress both threw up and died a little inside. Abso-fucking-brilliant

  • @kaitlintaylor.
    @kaitlintaylor. 2 роки тому +5

    This literally happened to me today, tried to order a portion of chicken nuggets and chips from the kids menu a fish shop, even asked for it in an adult size but was denied it because it’s for under 12’s; we walked out.

  • @motivationalmadness10
    @motivationalmadness10 10 місяців тому

    I've seen this show before and I am in a really bad spot emotionally and mentally. It's helping me. Thank you Ricky Gervais!

  • @sjohnston4272
    @sjohnston4272 4 роки тому +4

    ''It's not because they are unemployed'' Hahaha

  • @wateri4
    @wateri4 2 роки тому

    He is making eye contact while doing it to show case dominance , nature is amazing . Hahahahha

  • @r_a_
    @r_a_ 3 роки тому +3

    1:35 I guess if she hadn't been staring at him he wouldn't have eaten it. He paused. He even considered following the restaurant's rules.

  • @Protectchildrenfrompridecult
    @Protectchildrenfrompridecult 5 років тому +154

    I wonder how many fish fingers they went through to get that scene!

    • @Protectchildrenfrompridecult
      @Protectchildrenfrompridecult 5 років тому

      @@HOTD108_ Nice one Colombo.....

    • @tomwallhead6950
      @tomwallhead6950 4 роки тому +3

      If uve seen any of his outtakes from either derek the office or extras then maybe hundreds 😂

    • @xali2008
      @xali2008 4 роки тому +1

      Ricky even laugh and ruin the scenes that he not even in it 😀
      funny thing is he probably wrote all the jokes himself and still laugh as he heard it for the first time

    • @Levi_Skardsen
      @Levi_Skardsen 4 роки тому

      Ricky's vegan so he probably took that scene a bit more seriously. Unless they were some kind of vegan substitute fish fingers.

    • @TheDropdeadZed
      @TheDropdeadZed 4 роки тому

      The cake scene in the office was even worse, it looked like the kid and the weird guy weren't even spitting the cake lol

  • @matheusdejesuskurtz1463
    @matheusdejesuskurtz1463 2 роки тому +2

    the intrusive thoughts won 😔

  • @robertashdown4984
    @robertashdown4984 5 років тому +5

    It's the way that he drags the fish fingers through the beans that makes this scene, its so subtle that you barely notice it, he could have just picked them up, it's that slight difference that's makes Gervais one of the best.

  • @martynadams2011
    @martynadams2011 7 місяців тому +1

    Years ago my brother and I took our packed lunch to a pub garden. We were told ”you can’t eat your own food here” - so we swapped sandwiches 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @kirika119
    @kirika119 3 роки тому +11

    I’ve gone to restaurants and they let me (a grown ass adult) order from the kids menu; heck they even told me that the portions were smaller and if that’s alright. I tipped the shit out of my waiter