When Someone Has a Top 10 of Fake Animals
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- Опубліковано 19 вер 2024
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There are People Out There Who Think Animals are Fake
I know what you are thinking. Who would think that an animal is fake, let alone 10 animals. But that is indeed the belief of one Hans Wormhat.
Hans Wormhat is a SciManDan channel legend. He has appeared numerous times on this channel, as we have checked out the weird and the wonderful beliefs he holds.
And this week we are starting his video on his top 10 fake animals. Yes, Hans thinks that there are some fake animals out there and you will not believe which ones.
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Hi Dan, yesterday I stupidly commented on the latest video by Level Earth Observer. I never realised how many flat earthers there still are out there.
Anyway, I asked a couple of questions about the angular size of the sun and boats going over the horizon. No good answers came my way. But it occurred to me that there is a simple experiment that can put this to bed once and for all. Trouble is it will takes a lot of organising and i don’t have the facilities to do it or know enough people. You on the other hand…….
It depends on a lot of folk from all over the world (even flat earthers) doing this on the same day at exactly the same time. Take a straight vertical stick on fairly level ground. At the right time measure the bearing of the shadow facing towards the sun. Then take some string from the top of the stick to the end of the shadow, measure the angle between the ground and the string.
After that find your location on a globe and plot the line of the measurements taken. Do the same on a flat earth map. My prediction for the experiment is that on the globe the lines will be pretty much parallel and pointing towards a distant object. On the flat earth map they will be all over the place.
Like i said, this will take some organising and is beyond me, but not impossible for someone with connections. I don’t know if you’d be interested in taking it on. It is easier than trying to get some of the FE community to go to the “ice wall”
Yay it's oil Tuesday
Another scam.
I’m left with so many questions… they? To what end? How do you confuse a few centimeter toy snake with a 3 meter snake
Dan I think you’ve sold yourself out on this one mate, the only reason these survey sites exists is to farm your detail, you know, the sort of information you should never share with a stranger on the internet, and then bombard you with sales emails and adverts etc.
Hans Wormhat is fake - he's just three penguins dressed in a gorilla suit, stuffed inside a koala costume.
Finna sick
Having watched the video now, I can confirm that in fact, hands are fake, worms are fake and hats are totally fake. Busted, Mr Hans 'CGI puppet' Wormhat.
A dystopian turducken?
Lies. Everyone knows that Hans Wormhat is actually a CGI Puppet. The only reason to spread to three penguins lie is if you're one of THEM.
I thought he was dickead stuffed inside a bellend wrapped in a wanka..
I love how his only argument is "It doesn't look real". The only counter argument needed here is "Yes it does".
Well, that's also his argument for why a rock was actually a lung, it looks (somewhat) like a lung.
@@fred_derf And the easy counter to that is,....Hans, you're a flippin moron soft tissue does not fossilize. See how easy it is to destroy everything this colossal ass-clown allows to escape his idiot hole.
It's also funny how he doesn't believe certain animals exist despite clear evidence, yet DOES believe in a deity for which there is no evidence whatsoever...
its just cgi dude, no tests need to be done, no professionals need to be called forth, its just clearly cgi. source: just trust me
Probably the typical nonsensical argument that flerfs use... "THEY want us to think we have everything here so we don't want to go out to space"
"This bird has a slightly unusual beak. It must be a hoax!" How can these people live in a normal society?
They get to vote, too...
Hans is probably a Christian young Earther and only believes what is written in the Bible, by his logic everything in the modern world is fake as they are not written in the Bible
When I saw a giant anteater at the zoo, it never crossed my mind that it might be a person in a costume walking around on their hands and knees all day; that explains why it stood upright and had a coffee and cigarette at 11am.
🤣🤣🤣 I spit out my coffee! That was a good 'un.
😂😂
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Love your comment, Mate. That really made my day.😂
Don’t even say that! Do you think you want to Encourage another nut ball?
I work in a zoo. You would be surprised at how many visitors think the animals are animatronic. I have personally handled a 7 meter Anaconda and it was one of the scariest moments of my life. The strength a snake of that size has is extraordinary.
Well robots are meant to be strong... lol
But then, he'd say your one of the people who are pushing the fake narrative! Can't reason with crazy!
Aww he a big enough noodle you have to boop with your whole hand! ✋
@@scottydu81 yes. The whole hand.🤣😂
@@kidShibuya ya zoos have animatronics Disney can only dream of.🤣😂
I love the: "taxidermy, fake animal"...when taxidermy, as Dan said, means that it is a real animal, just a dead one (which is why the photographer was disqualified, because he could position the dead animal as he pleased to get a better picture)
Has he ever explained why exactly people would be going to all this effort to fake these animals?
It’s almost as if evolution would be easier
It will be because they're god haters or some similar delusion.
Well he did state it. They are meant to lure people away from god.
@@Wezqu that can be easier done by listening to christians and reading a bible.
@@Wezqu to be fair if all Christians were as thick as Hans then America would be an even bigger mess than it is just now.
Hans is so unconnected to reality he is actually fairly useful in that if Hans thinks it's fake it is real and vice versa.
We laugh at this Science-Denial/Reality-Denial here,
but were literally right now entering an Age of Darkness for the lGBTQ Community.
Thx to Trumpism, a well documented harmful mindset (just like Hans mindset),
the Right Wing in the USA is in fact radicalizing itself right nw, faously embracing C-Theorys,
Science-denial and LGBT-Hate. As i said: well documented fact.
I hope Dan makes some videos about hateful morons soon and i hope even more Dan-Fans check out
the Telltale atheist, as he documents Cults, Radicals and LGBTQ-Issues extremly throughoutly,
being a great source to stay informed.
I have never seen this "supposed" Hans, in person. He is fake!
@@MonkeyJedi99 And if you happen to see him in reality it's probably just CGI.
@@MonkeyJedi99 Or simply animatronic.
@@MonkeyJedi99 - lol he's clearly bad CGI, played by an actor in a suit and photoshopped in
OK, I've been watching Dan for a long time and I'm familiar with Hans. But at this point, I can no longer believe Hans believes anything he says. I can almost accept him thinking anacondas aren't real. Dodos, ok. Even giant anteaters. But shoebills? It's such a random thing to not believe in. What's next, bluejays? Grey squirrels?
Totally agree. I've always thought he's a POE. He's hilarious, and can't be serious. The real shame is the people following him who actually believe him. Nevertheless, debunk vids like these are great, and might help shine a light on the foolish and the gullible...
At this point if he told us " if its not in the bibbile, then its not real animals
Right - a large stork. That can't POSSIBLY be real. So does he question cranes? Pelicans? It's like believing in cedar but not spruce.
Once you are in that mindset/rabbit hole...he started because of religious belief and just went on and on.. i don't think at all he's faking it i think he truely believes it or at least tries his hardest to convince himself. Unlike others I don't think he does it for views.. he sounds like he truly believes it.
I can just imagine that he goes to say that Trolls aren't real, and pulls up a picture of himself before retracting it.
I'll happily hand over all my worldly goods to Hans if he agrees to spend a week locked in an enclosure with an anaconda that hasn't eaten for a year.
Make sure, you are in his last will.
Is it wrong that I like this idea?
The snake would not be particularly dangerous if it had not eaten in a year...
Great idea and I want in on this, guaranteed not to have to pay up, wager,.....and subsequent amazing floor show.
@@kevinrourke870 A fully grown anaconda can eat prey as large as adult deer and then easily go for 12 months without needing to eat again. However, it will sure be getting hungry by then and will no doubt be at its MOST dangerous while on the lookout for its next meal.
He doesn't even have any argument, he just calls everything CGI/animatronic/photoshop and moves on
Everytime someone yells "Photoshop!" I want to ask them what in the picture gives it away. There are ways to tell a photoshop from a real picture if someone messes up, but when you don't point any of that out, it proves your ignorance.
he says how the photo of the taxidermied ant eater shows they aren't real, yea its not a living ant eater, but it was before it was taxidermied.
@@A.Martin He doesn't understand what taxidermy means.
To be fair, a lot of the examples he used were photoshopped. That doesn't make the animals fake, he just used fake pictures to try and prove his point.
99.9% of the time, it's the only argument they have.
I've had a couple of very close interactions with a lot of these animals. Hans obviously can't imagine how many people have actually touched and fed these "fake" creatures.
About the climbing robot and sloth, it's quite often the case that there will be some sort of resemblance between a robot's mechanical structure and an animals skeletal (endo or exo) structure. It has a lot to do with the fact that nature already produced structures capable of climbing, running, etc. and its much easier to just copy those systems than to reinvent them from scratch.
End in other cases machines made from scratch end up having similarities with a biological “machine”
@@albero319 it's kinda funny how that happens sometimes. It's sorta like convergent evolution
This is a field of study known as biomimicry.
@@jasonarthurs3885 Came to say that. I doubt Hans knows that word.
@@mozkitolife5437 Agreed; there's likely a great deal Hans is unfamiliar with!
If I cared about this guy, I'd be concerned about how little of the world he's seen, and how confident he is about what he 'knows'. Several of the animals in his list live in wild places, he could travel to those places and see these animals himself
Yes, he could. But why would he have so much trouble just to try to debunk himself? It´s way easier to just keep shouting "fake! fake! fake!"
He could also spend more than two seconds at a zoo and watch the anaconda breath and move and be very much alive.
Watch the so-called humans in suits move and behave in decidedly non-human fashion and sometimes have babies. What are those in Hans' mind? Little trained dogs?
Hans is just really lazy and I think he might be a poe. Some self-deluding poe maybe, but still. All his thoughts are so easy to disprove with a walk to the local zoo. It's laughable. His fantasies don't make sense, because what is the benefit of these huge fakes that would cost incredible sums and would incorporate a huge number of people in a conspiracy.
I think he just likes the attention and he might make some decent cash, so he just doubles down on the insanity.
There’s a little zoo in Michigan he could go to where he could actually get to hold a giant, green anaconda, a sloth & tons of other animals for only a couple hundred bucks. It would be so easy to verify these animals are real if he’d just try. Dan should issue a challenge to him to go there & take the tour & see if his beliefs hold up. There’s at least two animals there that he thinks are fake that he could actually physically hold, smell, see every detail, etc lol So if he came back saying they were fake still, well, then we’d know exactly the level of delusion & mental instability we’re dealing with lol
Too much work, I am gonna sit at home
Actually you should be concerned about his mental health if in case you are one of his friends. Some flatters really needs a category in mental illness.
You can hear the fear in Hans' voice when he speaks about these animals that he is scared off, and then he tries to deny they exist by putting his fingers in his ears and wishing that they go away.
I would feel sorry for Hans if he was quieter with his insanity, but he's broadcasting it to a global audience, so my sympathy goes right out the window.
thats mean, everyone is wrong once and awhile amd may broadcast it. the problem is when people(multiple people) tell you the difference and show evidence and yet he keeps going down the same path he was on. then my sympathy goes right out the window.lol.
Hans is a fake character made up for views, I cant find his real name but he took the name from always sunny , Hans is a satire of the crazy rise of facebook science but like a lot of other so call vial videos of "real" people doing or saying the craziest stuff it was all done as satire but lazy news reporters and youtubers dont care about facts and just present this crap as real with zero research or fact checking. I honestly thought sciman was above this kind of crappy ethics but here we are.
im more worried about his kid/kids they gonna have a hard time
Nothing mean about not having sympathy for this guy. U sound nuts like him
Hans is the type of guy that if you tell him something, anything, he'll say it isn't true. I don't think Hans has many friends. Poor Hans.
He does have lots of friends....but hans doesn't believe they are real.
He doesn't believe the claims he's making, he's trolling people to get a reaction and obviously it worked seeing as this video was made and everyone is commenting.
@@dextersbeard3472 that would only work if we went on his video and commented on it, surely? By commenting here he cannot see what we are saying unless he comes here, which he won't do or he will end up getting more sci-man dans videos in his recommendations.
I wonder if Hans looks in the mirror and contemplates weather or not he is real...
@@bunnykiller probably doesn't believe In mirrors, he just thinks he has found a gateway to the upside down.
Apparently five scientists can't, after probably hours of study and comparison, discern whether or not an image is too close to a known taxidermy specimen, but Hans all by himself can tell at a glance whether or not an image is one of a) CGI, b) a human in a suit, and/or c) animatronic.
I was about to sarcastically ask if he was on the, "Birds aren't real," train, and then I realized that he is so separate from reality that there is no lie that he won't believe.
The birds aren't real meme would woosh right over his head.
One difference is the birds aren't real people openly admit they are trolling people like Hans.
Have you ever seen a baby pigeon?
@@stormevans6897 it would not woosh
because i bet he already believes that
@@midnightrambler8866 Of course. We have a whole section in our mecha-pigeon factory devoted to making mecha-baby-pigeons.
Its so weird how people who know absolutely nothing about "CGI" somehow see it everywhere.
Please do tell, Hans, what exactly in any of those pictures is a characteristic of "CGI"? Just because it looks vaguely odd to you?
I’m honestly mad he thinks shoebills are fake. They’re one of my favourite animals, and they’re so sweet too
To be fair, the Shoebill really does look like something out of Jim Hensons work shop. But it is a real bird. A real friggin big and scary bird.
It reminds me of those birds in Elden Ring..
Just with less teeth
And their.....call....or whatever.....THAT is how you evolve brick-shitting genes...
It's funny that shoebills are so big and scary, but because they have almost no fear of humans they've been hunted to being considered vulnerable in the wild
Having seen wild shoebills wading through swampland in Africa back in the early 90's, I was amazed at how long those puppeteers could hold their breath underwater. Even more amazing was the puppet shoebills could fly clear across the lake and right overhead with no visible lines and in complete silence........
Nah. It just looks like what birds did back in the dino days. They look more like a type of Raptor just without the arms.
Hans is doing a great job of setting a first class example of Dunning Kruger Conspiracy Theorist. He's just so sure he has it right based on very little evidence. I agree with Dan, hands off Sir David Attenborough.
I have a set of Encyclopedias that date to 1932, they make a fascinating read. Volume VI covers SAL-ZYR, and right there between Shoa (a mountainous district of North Central Abyssinia) and Shoeburyness (urban district of Essex, England population 6717) is an entry for Shoebill - a wading bird of the Sudan, the only species of the genus Balaeniceps (there is even a pen and ink illustration). So no, Hans, they haven't only just turned up, as with so many of the people featured on Dan's channel, he should try reading a book. Mind you, on the basis of my 1932 encyclopedia, if he tried to suggest shoes were fake or had just been invented, I'd have to concede that one, there is no entry for shoe.
"do you guys remember when the shoebill appeared on the scene?"
yeah, I remember watching David Attenborough on "Nature" in 1983 or so and showing them. All that early 80's CGI on PBS was amazing.
Hans devoted an entire video to the non existence of volcanoes, which tickled a lot of us here in Hawaii.
Hans has the courage of his stupidity.
Pretty sure he denies the existence of my continent and the oldest culture in history.
Nice! I'm watching from Hawaii too
I see Hans has never heard of Krakatoa. Or Vesuvius.
@@reubenmanzo2054 Vesuvius and Pompeii are clearly a hoax meant to trick you that ancient Rome was real. It's cover up for Tartaria. Or so I was told once somewhere I think.
@@Nerazmus What source you got this from was way off. Tartaria didn't start until 1441, more than 1000 years after Vesuvius.
My head hurts just trying to imagine the amount mental (using mental very very loosely) gymnastics these people have to go through to come up with these ideas. SciManDan keep up the great work love the videos.
I was expecting cryptida, myths, PT Barnum meshes, and Loch Ness Monster kind of stuffs but...
I'm surprised he didn't put in "City Birds are Government Drones" meme at this rate of his delusion.
Now now... Let's not call this shot just yet. There's still places 5 to 1 to see.
Give it time.
Well that's because city birds are not drones...they are alien spaceships! The BEES!!!! The bees are the drones. Get it right.
The pigeons are the drones.... They are called homing pigeons because they are homing in on YOU!
@@tompiper9276 but the pigeons are mobile 5G wireless chargers......Can't fucking believe your lies man.
Birds..homing on you....yeah
The fact that I immediately knew that this video is about Hans after reading the title speaks volumes about this weird guy. This guy needs help.
It's probably to late
That was my first thought as well.
Yep.... you can tell it's Hans just from the title. Reading his comments section is like a bad acid trip; all his minions fawning over the preposterous claims he makes about things he doesn't understand. I didn't think there were that many truly, madly, deeply moronic human beings on the planet. I was wrong.
He don't need help, he has god😂🤟
@@anserbauer309 Covid clearly didn't do its job properly....
I love how he uses CGI as the answer for everything, as I don't know how that works in real encounters with these animals (I know he occasionally mentions puppetry, but still...)
Wormhat has apparently never been to a zoo. The San Antonio Zoo has a yellow anaconda, and the Houston Zoo has a green anaconda. And yes, I've seen them both move. I've held a baby sloth, which anyone can do at the animal refuge in Belize as part of a shore excursion on a cruise. We all were able to hold one - hard to resist their faces!
Isn't this the guy who said penguins were fake?
I did in Belize as well. They were adorable.
@@originalsuki Was that the excursion with the walk-in monkey cage and the macaws? I'd love to do that one again.
@@aadamtx That's the one!! That wasn't our main destination either, it was a sort of side-trip that nobody asked for or wanted. We were kind of grumbling about it when the guide said, "I promise all of you will be smiling by the time we leave". He was 100% correct. So fun and memorable.
I see a joker arc here, I think when he was little he wasn’t allowed to hold a sloth so now he claims that they are not real!
No, He only said Pengo-outs are fake. Re: Penguins, he's all in. He just doesn't believe in Antarctica. (LOL Don't listen to me.)
It is surpricing how thorough the research of Hans is done, he must have visited numereous UA-cam sites or Pinterest never leaving his man cave or visiting a zoo.
He give a whole new meaning to the concept of armchair scientism.
Btw I've seen sloths numerpus times in the nearby zoo, but I actually never saw it move. They sleep aboput 75 % of their time.
The Texas Aquarium in Corpus has a sloth that they bring out and let crawl above the visitors along fake tree branches.
Due to the increase on electricity prices, the zoos keep their animatronics disconnected most of the time.
"Man cave"? That's what he calls it perhaps, but we know he lives in his mother's basement..... 😅
I'd love Mr Wormhat to tell me what it was I saw in Tanzania about fifteen years ago. It was a big grey bird with a bizarrely-shaped bill that seemed out of proportion to its body.
We were a long way from human habitation. The bird had no visible antennae by which - if it were a robot - it could be controlled. Its movements were strikingly natural. Its feathers were ruffled by the wind. When it took to the air its flight was surprisingly graceful, unlike the goliath heron, which in flight can resemble two single mattresses tied to a broom handle.
So, Mr Wormhat, since the shoebill isn't real, would you please tell me (bearing in mind that half a dozen experienced bird-watchers saw this creature with their own eyes in broad daylight) what the hell it was? It wasn't CGI. If it was a robot, the person who made it was not only a mechanical genius but was able to predict the future, knowing in advance where we would be in the late morning in the Kilombero Valley wetlands and allowing himself enough time to get there first, set up his equipment and conceal himself.
Otherwise, Mr Wormhat, I'm afraid I have to conclude that you're just another lying UA-cam troll. I imagine you snigger when you're producing this sort of tripe. What I can't imagine is what purpose it serves, other than to make you look like a stupid, attention-seeking, inadequate nobody.
I realise puberty can be an unsettling time, but I don't think exposing yourself to ridicule will help in any way. Nor will soaking yourself in Lynx deodorant - as a female acquaintance of mine said: "It's the unmistakeable smell of sexual frustration. You might as well have the words 'male virgin' tattooed on your forehead."
The most outrageous claims was when he said Anaconda the movie was one of the big movies back in the day. Not even close.
I may not be a fan of J-Lo but she's obviously traumatised him.
Yeah my thought, i found it to bea B movie at best
Yeah immediately what I thought.
Wow, he actually went after David Attenborough? Who is in his 90s and still provides us with amazing content and insight, sharing his love of our world and its creatures?
I thought Hans was stupid or misinformed, but he's neither. He's a sad, bitter, lonely man.
You forgot the Sir before David. =)
I actually got a letter from him, when I was really young and I 1st watched one of his programs, my mum sent a letter to the bbc about how much I enjoyed his program, didn't even expect a letter from the bbc to say thank you for the feedback yet alone david attenborough. Really wish I kept the letter
@@paulglennie1991
What a nice chap Sir Dave is.
Hans taking on David Attenborough is like Sleeping Warrior stating that Newton didn’t understand gravity.
@@crhkrebs wish I could give your comment 100 likes!
This has to be satire, it's PERFECT satire. The tone, the wording... It's like he actually believes it!
Hans Wormhat's obsession with puppetry is understandable: he is, after all, a muppet.
Just makes you wonder whose hand is up his arse operating him??? 🤣🤣
Hey, you shouldn't insult muppets like that.
Manamana, do doo di do do, manamana, do do di doo. 🤣
4:55 _"Do you guys remember when the Shoebill first appeared on the scene?"_
Yeah, that must have been several tens of million years ago.
Or do you mean how this bird is also depicted in ancient Egyptian writing?
Or do you mean when it was described by John Gould in 1850?
Nothing beats the CGI of the 1800s.
The Egyptiana were in on it too. Duh.
@@lolgamer821 Yeah but it was only 2D and side-view only then.
Aliens. The shoebills are aliens. And they CGI-ed in the pyramids. I mean, I have never seen them move so they must be fake pyramids, right? Or maybe taxidermied...
Egyptians are well-known for faking stuff. Long Live Sobek.
My guess for two of his top 10: The platypus and the emu. One is the worlds strangest mammal, complete with venomous talons, a beak, and (if I'm remembering correctly) electric current sensors to detect fish. Oh. And it lays eggs. The emu is a bizarre bird that has the highest egg-to-mother's-weight ratio in the animal kingdom.
Agree with the platypus but think rather than the emu (unless he includes ostriches also!) he'd go with either the koala or kangaroo ... or both. Lol We do have some wonderfully unique animals in Aus. :)
@@jzonnateal2898 Pretty sure I've seen a video of his mentioned before where he did claim koalas were fake... But I fully expect his list of what animals "are fake" is WAY over 10. Probably a hundred or more.
@@jzonnateal2898 Hans thinks some kangaroos are fake, I saw him comment that when one of his believers asked him about kangaroos but that most are real, so he doesn't just think this secret club of transgender satanists use fake animals, he thinks that they use fake versions of real animals, what would be the point of that when you can just use something fake?
Either Hans is a damning indictment of the US education system or he is the best flat earth troll on the globe.
When Life on Earth was aired in 1979, how did they manage to use CGI when it wasn't a thing? Episode 10 featured a Giant Anteater. I suppose it was Sir David in a suit.
Slight correction, rats (and other introduced animals) did for the Dodo. Apparently they were not very nice to eat and so the sailors avoided them although numbers were reduced due to habitat loss. As they were flightless, they laid their eggs on the ground and the rats brought with the ships would eat them (apparently pigs and monkeys as well) and goodbye dodo.
That's the thing the governments want us to believe cgi wasn't created at that time but in reality the dinosaurs invented it how else could the people in the ancient world be able to see the same cgi stars we see today.
Anteaters, anacondas, shoebills, sloths... there's footage for all of them, from decades before CGI. Doing things that you can't replicate with puppets. Yet somehow people like Hans will still call it all fake.
I thought cats were the dominant introduced animal that killed the Dodo (along with hunting).
@@corey2232 a ton of land mammals will destroy bird-dominated island ecosystems by eating unprotected eggs. Cats, dogs, rats, weasels, foxes, primates and so on. Snakes and lizards can also do it.
Nowhere in the U.S. education system is this idiocy taught and I'm not shilling for the collapsing education system here either but this is a mixture of religious retardation and pure unadulterated lunacy.
Hans Wormhead: All these animals are fake.
Also Hans: I don't spend enough time in the zoo to see that these creatures exist and are real.
He is such a great researcher.
Oh, no. Hans has been to many zoos. He thinks they're puppets/animatronics/people in suits 😂 (you can tell gorillas are people in suits, because they throw gang signs to subtly hint to the truth. Im not kidding, hes got an entire video on gorillas 'throwing gang signs'. Its just such an amazing expression of pure insanity)
Hans, the actor was Richard Attenborough, his brother, Sir David Attenborough is a renowned (both in the UK and the US among many others) broadcaster, biologist, natural historian and author, and has the British Antarctic survey ship named after him. Can you beat that? Thought not.
When he goes outside, he must be doubting what is and isn't real
Is that person CGI, is that car a puppet, is that baby a stuffed toy?
I don't think he goes outside
Is the sun actually a POV camera trained to follow me?
dude is lost
I wonder if it's an actual mental disorder. Everything feeling fake and being unable to tell reality from fantasy could be in the DSM 5.
@@kennethmiller3802 watched Logicked's stuff then sun being POV camera would be a normal thing.
compare to "the sun is already burn out, the one we have right now is just a fake sun generator to trick us"
@@shikniwho7215 I heard about the sun being burned out and a fake in its place.
Never heard the sun is a POV camera one before
Dude basically says:
"do you remember when I first saw a shoebill? That was the first time they were seen!".
How embarrassing
Case and point of how self importance can lead to stupidity. An animal is fake because I say it is and somebody else can convince me otherwise. The latter is always impossible.
Dang, they've made so many more movies about dogs than any other animal. But he's convinced me, if an animal has a movie made about it, that must mean they're fake. I had no idea that the dog I grew up with was fake!
lol, the "anacondas don't move in the zoo" thing reminded me of the first harry potter movie where dudley knocks on the glass like a madlad and orders the snake to move, i think that was a biopic of hans
hahahahah
I’d be surprised if Hans can get a cup of coffee in the morning without it being a CGI hoax or the water was fake because it wasn’t moving enough in the cup or his shredded wheat is a PsyOp
Babe, my corn flakes are moving. Shhh! You can hear them scraping against each other in the bowl. GD government's bugged my Special K!
Wtf is psyop. Mind games?
That last sentence 💀
@@TheMan-WithNoName psychological operation. Yes kind of a shortened way to say mind games but conspiracy theorists use this term a lot to describe something they believe is being done by a larger body such as a government.
The shoebill is one of my favourite birds. As a child, in the early 70s, I used to get a weekly magazine called "World Of Wildlife". It was one of those partwork publications that built up over time into an encyclopedia. One issue had some wonderful photographs of shoebills in the wild and I was very taken with the bird. It's a magnificent creature! By coincidence, a few weeks later Johnny Morris featured the shoebill on an episode of the television show "Animal Magic". There was footage of him interacting with one in a zoo.
Remember, this was in the 70s. Can Hans Wormhat please remind me when CGI became a thing?
Ask him to get into the enclosure at the zoo and pet the 'fake' anaconda. I'm sure he would think twice.
That would suggest he thought once.
Same with an Ant Eater, they’ve been known to fend of Jaguar with their strong arms and claws
that would mean leaving his basement.
I've personally held an anaconda, they are insanely strong and it took quite a few of us to hold it. The way you could feel its muscles move when it shifted was something that will always stick with me.
It was audio animatronic. I know because I used to feed the snakes in the lab at my University. It was amazing how they got those "puppets" to strike or strangle those mice, rats and rabbits. They even got one of the rattlesnakes to spray venom when a mouse "startled" it. And the poop looked really real. Isn't technology amazing?
He can buy one in a pet store. But doing so would mean he would have to leave the basement, so that won't happen.
Bro, be careful. If this flatter decided you are fake too, it could be dangerous.
CRISIS ACTOR!!!!!!!!!!! HEY HANS, I FOUND ONE!!!!!!!!!
Just curious but how do you avoid being given their special death hugs while holding large constrictors?
When I saw one, I couldn't believe how much bigger it was than I thought it would be. Gorgeous furry baby! It was at the DC Zoo, and the open enclosure made it able to come so close to us.
If Hans wasn't such a gross creep, I'd feel bad that he clearly hasn't actually seen that gorgeous creature in person.
Hans has got to be trolling surely? Also as a certified radio control sloth operator - gotcha! ;)
It says a lot that Hans is so nuts it makes people doubt whether _he's_ even real.
I definitely wondered whether he actually means what he says also- because he's so nuts- but I went to his channel a while back, and what convinced me, personally, that he's "real" is all the Bible study videos.
He has many Bibly study videos that are very long and methodical, I remember some were close to an hour. I couldn't stand more than 10 seconds, but I did scan a few of them, and it really is just him pontificating about scripture in that same bizarre, ironcally kind of robotic, voice. A troll creating all of Hans' crazy content about "fake animals" makes sense, but a troll taking the time out to research and then create very didactic and tedious Bible study videos is harder to believe, for me, at least.
To keep up his "character', I just don't see any troll torturing himself to that degree. Admittedly, _it's possible_ Hans, as a troll, possesses that much dedication and commitment. I just personally doubt it very much.
@@mcnultyssobercompanion6372 Thanks for the research, you've quenched my doubts
unless he is the real life mad wormhatter
Nah man. Trolls are fake. It's just animatronics.
That’s what childhood indoctrination does to the brain - turns it to mush.
8:04 a few words as a photographer:
What you can see here is a long exposure of aproximately 15 seconds. the sky is illuminated and the stars are visible, which is otherwise impossible. The photographer also used light painting, which is illuminating underexposed objects with a torch to have them show up in the image. (usually either the ground is well exposed and the sky overexposed during the day, and during the night the stars are well exposed but the ground is just black) No anteater ever will stand still long enough to produce such a sharp image. (look up the full res original, you can even see the trails of the stars due to the rotation of the earth - further proof that it's a long exposure)
The fact that I, a 17 year old photographer, am able to easily recognize and explain this, totally undermines his point of "it's totally unrealistic that these 5 experts were able to determine it's not a real one".
LOL get trolled Hans
One also gotta LOL at his logic where if a MSM newspaper exposes such a hoax then that is evidence that they cover up that animals are fake. Like whaaat?
Yh I do astrophotography,
One of my favourite photos I took of the northern lights I took while out with my dad and he forgot to turn off the car lights the tail lights litte up the trees just enough for them to be visible without over exposure.
The Aurora followed the line of trees and reflect off my local lake which also followed the line of tress,.
Was purely a mistake but turned out extremely well.
Yh for photo comps they like photos with very little editing,
To be fair it could be 2 photos merged together, one being a perfect exposure of the ant eater and the other a perfect exposure of the background. Even doing that can be a grey area to enter a photo, depending on the T&Cs if they allow merged photos or not
@@paulglennie1991 It COULD be a composit, BUT I think it's not due to the ways the grass at the bottom is illuminated, it looks more like light painting to me.
Also that picture you described sounds sick, I'll be getting into astrophotography in maybe a month from now, getting a new lens first tho.
@@Henrik_Holst As a kid I had fake money to play with, that's proof that money is actually fake and doesn't exist right?
Also why would they expose it if it was a lie, you'd think the "big news/media" would be in on it.
And as Dan said, THE ANIMAL WAS REAL, just not alive lmao
@@nodramalama9531 Away with you and your facts.
I think we should start a GoFundMe for Hans, so that we can send him on a round-the-world trip and he can see all these animals (minus the dodo) in person.
I've seen a shoebill! I'm very proud of that on my bird list! I saw her in Mabamba Swamp, and in Muchison Falls National Park, both in Uganda. This dude needs a job. Love your stuff, SciManDan, and the adorable cat in the background.
They look weird and cool
"I do no understand it, therefore it isn't real."
It's amazing that he can't believe something he could literally hold and examine is real, but God is definitely real despite having zero evidence.
I suppose the flood myth is more plausible if half the animals are fake?
I'd love to see him hold them and then have the animal crap on him. That would be some heavy duty (doody) animatronic.
Once Hans has finished, Noah's ark only needed to be the size of a dinghy🤣
I'm just imagining being at a zoo, looking at an anteater or something walking around in the enclosure, when some dude who has been standing there with binoculars turns to me and says "they're not real you know", before turning to look back through his binoculars to try to find the strings.
Last year we saw a ‘runaway’ sloth at the zoo! It definitely was not a robot - the keepers were being very cautious when trying to catch it!
The claws are just as vicious as they look, and the sloth can move them with surprising speed :D
According to Hans, it's probably because they wanted to play up an "escape attempt" and were just trying to not damage wires or something.
You don't want to break the servos, sh!ts expensive.
I know it is wrong, but I imagine a sloth attack as very similar to the deadpool zamboni scene.
@@davidchav6795 Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhh, deep breath in, Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhh🤣
“How about the shoebill, do you remember when these came in the scene”
“Well since it was discovered in 1850, no none of us remember”
"Fake" Animal list:
2:00 - Anaconda 🐍
4:52 - Shoebill 🐦
6:01 - Dodo bird 🐔
7:25 - Giant anteater
9:03 - Rope climbing robot 🤖🤖
9:05 - Sloth 🐨
This guy is having us on. and if he's not, then he is guaranteed to never leave his house. denying life on the manner he does is must be a coping mechanism for a phobia he has.
i'm more worry about the comment section in his video more, i do hope it just people agree to troll him because the amount of people praising him there is quite worrysome.
He’s very religious. Says it all really.
@@shikniwho7215 aye its quite depressing that people actually believe him, we can only hope people are trolling him, do that he makes more stupid videos, and we can only hes not actually serious about what he says. If he is then the education system with him is very broken needs looking at asap or thier be more people like that which will only slow down our advancement in the future
He's got to be trolling, I can remember David Attenborough back in the late 70s talking about Shoebills and the such...Waaaaay before CGI was good enough to make things look real. The fact that in the 21st Century anybody with a Passport can travel to these countries these animals are from and see them in the flesh with their own eyes just makes this even more bizarre.
or they can live there and see the animals in their everyday life
Hans would be answering that dodos were CGI too 🤪
Hey Dan, that was fun, looking forward to part 2. It gives me a thought though, why don't you do one on Cryptozoology? You know, Bigfoot, Yeti, Nessie, Chupacabra? Watching your take on them would be a lot of fun, I'm sure.
I'm pretty sure those animal deniers totally believe in cryptozoology. Hey! That little weird platypus is fake, but the gigantic plesiosaur that lives in the lake with no capacity to sustain it is real.
@@mexcore14 It would be very interesting to poll them on it.
@@odysseusrex5908 Hans for some reason believes THEY'RE real 🤔
Hans is a good example of someone who never goes outside of his own home and has been home schooled. How sad to be so sheltered that you can't embrace the wonderful diversity of the world.
He probably thinks the Crows around his house are CGI Robot spies, poor guy probably has mental health issues that need proper care and treatment
I studied herpetology as part of my degree, if I'd known the reticulated python that I had to handle and give a presentation on as part of my graded assessment, was fake, I wouldn't have been so nervous 🤣🤣
We laugh at this Science-Denial/Reality-Denial here,
but were literally right now entering an Age of Darkness for the lGBTQ Community.
Thx to Trumpism, a well documented harmful mindset (just like Hans mindset),
the Right Wing in the USA is in fact radicalizing itself right nw, faously embracing C-Theorys,
Science-denial and LGBT-Hate. As i said: well documented fact.
I hope Dan makes some videos about hateful morons soon and i hope even more Dan-Fans check out
the Telltale atheist, as he documents Cults, Radicals and LGBTQ-Issues extremly throughoutly,
being a great source to stay informed.
I love snakes. My problem wouldn't have been handling the python, it would have been giving the fat noodle back.
“People don’t want to admit they were duped“.. that’s Michael Scott level of self-awareness right there.
I'm not sure what Hans' motivation is, but I have to suspect it's exactly to get notoriety through videos such as this.
I don't think so dude. That's giving him way too much credit for something that's essentially no benefit. This is more a clear mental health issue, dissociation, paranoia, antisocial behavior, etc. He needs real serious help.
If he can get a person to question objective reality, then he can convince you of God. That’s the motivation. Tricking anti-establishment idiots into subscribing to an establishment cult.
Exactly. It's all about the clicks & the views. I believe he's a POE, and I think he's a hilarious, brilliant absurdist.
Every time I feel dumb I just watch one of his videos and I get a massive confidence boost.
What's the name of his channel?
As someone who once held PART of a record holding (at the time) anaconda I will confirm that they are not only REAL, but terrifying (even if you aren't afraid of snakes anything that much larger than you that clearly views you as food gives most people a bit of the willies)
Number One fake animal has got to be a T-Rex or any dinosaurs, since it's been in several movies.
Number Two fake animal is most likely Autonomous Drone Robots, aka Bees or Pigeons.
T-Rex's are based on bones planted by God to test us.
/s
The problem with Hans and his friends is that they've never been anywhere, like outside.
I've seen things he can't even imagine.
How about a duck that lives only in white water rapids - yes an extreme sports duck!
How about gangs of teenage birds that with steal your hubcaps, and trash your car, while at the same time looking so adorable that you won't even try to stop them?
What about a lizard that is older than the dinosaurs?
And that's just in my back yard!
Don't get me started on the weird shit over at my neighbour's place!
The jesus lizard is still one of my favourite animals and I think Hans would flip tits if you showed him an armadillo lizard or a thorny devil. He'd claim it wasn't real because it has devil in the name and it lives in Australia, which also isn't real (he has a point there Australia is definitely an elaborate hoax.)
@@nightshade7240 Or the echidna, or platypus or even kangaroos. Australia is just filled with weird stuff.
And then there is the Amazon jungle - where there are actual sloths. i watched one for a while. It didn't do much. I think it was pretending to be a snake ;-)
You think Hans has friends? He's said he has a wife and kids, I'm not sure if he has any friends.
I have actually gotten to meet a sloth and pet it and feed it at the Buffalo zoo and let me tell you that it didnt feel like a animatronic, I literally saw the inside of its mouth when I fed it because it was so hungry. His name was like George or something, and he was actually waiting to be transferred to another zoo to mate. Sloth confirmed a real animal. (So are the others)
Imagine living your life thinking some of the most beautiful and extraordinary animals on our planet are fake. SMH
"Do you remember when shoe bills first appeared?" As a species are they not the oldest bird? I don’t think any of us remember that! He was getting the brothers mixed up, 'Dickie Darling' was the actor David is the naturalist.
Hans is confused by things he hasn't witnessed first hand, but believes there's an invisible being that created everything.
90% chance Hans is just a troll. 10% chance he is just insane. 0% chance he is for real.
We laugh at this Science-Denial/Reality-Denial here,
but were literally right now entering an Age of Darkness for the lGBTQ Community.
Thx to Trumpism, a well documented harmful mindset (just like Hans mindset),
the Right Wing in the USA is in fact radicalizing itself right nw, faously embracing C-Theorys,
Science-denial and LGBT-Hate. As i said: well documented fact.
I hope Dan makes some videos about hateful morons soon and i hope even more Dan-Fans check out
the Telltale atheist, as he documents Cults, Radicals and LGBTQ-Issues extremly throughoutly,
being a great source to stay informed.
Someone needs to UPS a Shoebill to his front door 😂He’d loved it. 🤗
His video makes me think "Tell us you have never been to a zoo without telling us you have never been to a zoo". I have seen and/or interacted with every single living animal on this list. I used to own an 11 foot burmese python. Have a friend that has a 14 foot burmese python and also a 16 foot anaconda. I have handled both. The anacondas are super thick compared to other boas. They have shoebill storks at the Houston zoo in Texas and you can get right up close to them. Never seen a dodo bird, because they are extinct. They also have giant anteaters at the Houston zoo in Texas. In 2020 they got a baby one that regular visitors have seen growing up. I have gotten to hold a sloth and feed one. S&S Exotic pet store in Houston Texas has them and you can even buy one from them. If he says chameleons are not real in the top 5, I will lose my shit, because I have bred ambilobe panther chameleons (the rainbow colored ones) and you can even buy them at pet stores all across the country. This guy needs to go to a good zoo some time, make friends with people that own exotic animals or visit some exotic pet stores.
Looks like Hans fell out of the stupid tree and managed to bang his head on every branch on the way down.
Keep watching, he's still falling down that tree.
Trees aren't real. CGI!
can I just say before I press play, as a penguin keeper, I will be very disappointed if they're not in the top 3 on the next video 🤞 I work hard to keep those robot penguins running in a salt water environment!
I remember watching another UA-camr critiquing Hans on a video where he *absolutely lost his shit* about penguins not being real, because seeing an emperor penguin IRL as a kid was underwhelming. His videos are *wild*!
@@bluedragonfly8139 I think Dan did one on penguins from Hans. I remember showing the other keepers and asking who fills them with the fake poo and if they could stop so there's not as much clean up.
*yes yes of course, someone or some company has been making tens of thousands of animatronic sloths for hundreds of years (even before the invention of such things), and distributing them randomly in jungles for no obvious reason but to bankrupt their wealth.. makes sense to me, where do I sign up*
i'm just comment on the first animal he brought up. i grew up handling snakes as my father was a breeder so i spent a lot of time in the snake community getting to see TONS of different snakes that different people kept. anacondas are very very real, i have held one, well me and like 6 other people. they are absolutely monstrous and i assure you that they do move. and when a snake that size eats something like a deer, it will swell to be that size as it passes through its system. this is a normal thing for all snakes, but because of the size of the anaconda, when they eat, its always something massive and since they eat their food whole and cant chhew it, they swell up. ive also seen an anaconda bite someone up close and i assure you that was very real too. i mean i dont understand the whole conspiracy nonsense about animals that you can absolutely see up close. snakes tend to not move a ton in zoos because they conserve energy between feedings because they eat once in a great long while. i mean it honestly makes me sad that people are this kind of skeptical of things that they dont need to be skeptical of.
not to mention, based on hans wormhats videos and how many there are, i think its very clear he has limited experience outside his own basement which may be why he doesnt know what animals look like up close.
Hans Wormhat isn’t real. He’s giving us all the clues in his name. First of all, I’ve never seen a worm wear a hat, and they don’t even have any Han(d)s. He’s saying he’s just a character like earthworm Jim!!!
Am I conspiracy theory-ing correctly?
You need to add a "they" behind it all.
I think it’s Richard Scarry who has a children’s book series in which there is a hat-wearing worm.
@@sophierobinson2738 you ate absolutely right and you’ve just brought back a flood of memories from when I was little. I had a Richard scary book growing up at my grans house that I loved! I used to giggle for hours over the mummy cat cutting the daddy cats tie too short 😂 thank you for reminding me of that!
Fake animals? Like a respectful cat? A dishonest dog? A lazy hummingbird?
I've never held an anaconda specifically, but I've held some damn big snakes. My 9th grade biology teacher had snakes in his classroom. He had a couple poisonous ones that he kept locked in their cages. The snake I really liked was the 8 foot long boa. That sucker was pretty damn big.
When I was in middle school I was in a program for smart kids where half of an entire classroom was dedicated to reptiles, including some pretty hefty snakes we could interact with, walk around with, etc.
I've also had the opportunity to touch a large snake... I'm a bit hazy on the details because I was a kid at the time, but we're talking like 15 foot here.
Thanks Dan. This Hans guy is either a troll or just never interacts with the real world. I have actually been next to a sloth while it slowly climbed up a tree - not a wire or string in sight!
Clearly your just in on the lie. Hang on are you real? You're just a bot aren't you. Am I real? Maybe I'm a bot.
I'll bet that neither Bigfoot nor the loch Ness monster made his "fake" animals list. I have snuggled with a 500 lb. Bengal tiger but I'll bet he thinks those are "fake" though, just photoshopped house cats.
@@michaelfox2433 no those are real. I suspect the demarcation is if the animal appears in pictures being loaded on to Noah's arc.
Did you even watch the video? Slots don't need wires or strings, they're robuts
@@uninspired3583 You make a valid point,....unlike anything Hans has ever said.
Now I would love to see Sir David interview Hans Asshat!
The robot looks like a sloth? Maybe this is, because mashines often are build after an idea taken from animals? A helicopter doesn't disprove a dragonfly.
The next fake animals could be:
1. Penguins - You only need to look, how fake the series Pingu looks. That can't be real! Also they are breeding eggs on ice? Common!
2. Koalas - no one can just decide, that poisonous plants are now eatable!
3. Giraffes - who whould invent such a redicoulus animal?
4. Dinasaurs - There is a documentation about how those where created. How obvious!
5. Emperor scorpions - an emperor is such a human concept, it's stupid to think, that scorpions whould adopt it!
Honorable mention: Butterflys! When you look at the movement, you can see the string on which they are hanging. They even sell those to rub it under your nose! to look like real animals, they use micro drones with fishing lines!
If you think, those are real, you believe, that satellites are real too. How whould santa bring all the gifts in just one night with all the junk up there?
😂🤣😂🤣
And again: My deepest respect. I cant barely watch that madness even in debunk-videos like yours. You watch the originals and i bet a lot more of them since you have to decide what nonsense to discuss in the next video.
I would go crazy.
Totally agree
Eric Cartman: "Yeah, I'm not wrong. You're just 'gatekeeping' ideas."
im curious, have the men that described these animals hundred* years ago were also deceived by rubber snakes, animatronics and cgi?
No... Duh.... Those men WERE cgi....
Disney Orlando had an island where the trees were covered with netting and there was an elevated walkway through the enclosure which was filled with exotic birds. They had a whole flock of shoebills there. Also several cassowary in a more secured area. I heard they closed that attraction but I thought it was one of the best things in the park.
I hate people like this that give religious belief a bad rep. I'm a Christian and I love the natural world. There is no conflict between science and religion.
Impressive how he manages to stop himself from pissing himself laughing ,if you listen closely he nearly cracks
Yeah. I think he is punking us. I really hope he is, the alternative is serious mental delusion.
He sure sounds cracked out
@@dano8902 Hey man, even when I was halfway to Mars from that last hit of crack, I never, ever thought "You know... I bet sloths are fake!"
@@codyzed331 That's because you were getting the normal, pedestrian type of crack. His is the stuff soaked in DMT, PCP, and khetamine - guaranteed to induce religious euphoria and mental illness!
Hans’ top five will include his faves: zebras (painted horses), and pandas & gorillas (dudes in suits). Pretty sure penguins will also be in there. Can’t think of his fave others that are either robots, puppets, or mutant weird-limbed humanoids who spend hours in the hot Sun of zoos flopping about for Satan’s weird purposes. 🤔😵💫
Koalas are another one.
Whales
Ahhh, yes - the koalas and the whales! Obviously puppets and gigantic rubber things dragged to the beaches since the 1700’s formation of “Ye Olde Seamen’s Office of Rascally Ruses for Recruitment.” 🤪
Anything: *commonly known
Hans: "That's a lie."
Sci man, I just also want to thank you for these videos and giving me infinite logic ammo to use against people like this. You’ve helped me shut up a lot of delusional people
I've seen three of those animals in the zoo here in Munich: anaconda, anteater and sloth. All of them moved and looked pretty alive 😁👍!
obviously animatronics :D
I love Hans, he is so delusional but it's about the strangest things. It's weirdly amusing.
Troll