Funny joke I’m pissing laughing omg I can relate omg peace sign my life sucks yayayay Lolo lol il haha haha me make bad life joke yay poop yay I am funny yay lol xp
@@AggressiveASMRwithKaleb Scratching, that rough tap-scratch mix, lid sounds, hard plastic sounds. And for some reason, specifically lotion bottles? 😂 I favor aggressive makeup videos for those reasons, but honestly I just adore all of your vids and styles 😂💕
I feel the same way with my favorite asmr artists. I'm like....i dunno what you've been talking about for the past 10 minutes because I fell asleep....but i liked it lol
Your make up roleplays are the best end of story. Somehow getting called ugly and getting my face beat seems to be something I keep coming back for every night... asmr is a magical thing
A makeup roleplay with mostly fast brush sounds, and lots of fast writing, he's a master at this. Edit. Let's not the forget the amazing camera and mic tapping
That moment when I got full screen landscape mode on my phone so that I can try and see if that is a poster of Hermione on the wall, when I get scared and keep flinching because 7:55 legitimately felt like I was getting a brush whipped up and down my face.
1st Kaleb literally burned us into the next year with this one 2nd with all the vids I’ve watched and comments I read we viewers on the channel are dedicated and I’m happy we are
Kaleb: “..well hello there”
stomach: *growl noises*
ohh boi a Raccoon at first I thought that was new lol
😂
"you're here for your face...hun you didn't have to tell me"
As soon as he said that I was like “I definitely have to stay for the rest of it” haha
I didn’t know my eyebrows needed replacing lol
not anymore
Damn he takes no prisoners
“Which eyebrow do you like more???... because you only have one now..” now I’m just laying in bed cracking up at 2:30 in the morning 😂💀😂💀
This is how I imagine boys think girls do their makeup
What do you mean? This is how I see every girl in every country do their makeup, even at a public place.
yep lol
Loop Is Dedz
Why are u locked in the bathroom?
Is it not?
It’s how I do my makeup.... have I been doing it the wrong way ?
Caleb: “were you born this way? Or did you really mess up”
Me:....Both
I read this and that sean happens sorry for my bad spelling
(Well since this is a reupload I shall reupload my joke. * ahem *)
2nd grade me trying to write cursive: 0:09
Light yagami be like in every episode of death note XD
Kaleb im gonna need that corrective ointment for my entire life
not just my face
You and me both
@@AggressiveASMRwithKaleb can I join
Funny joke I’m pissing laughing omg I can relate omg peace sign my life sucks yayayay Lolo lol il haha haha me make bad life joke yay poop yay I am funny yay lol xp
@@wassabifanful its been 3 months
also idk man people thought it was funny oof
@@wassabifanful well 141 ppl saw it to be it funny .. while only 3 ppl agreed with u…. Just like let ppl have fun ?
*"I'm gonna apply some... uhh I dont know you need it"* ~kaleb 2019
I *LIVE* for these rude makeup/haircut roleplays. I can never decide between letting myself fall asleep or trying to watch it all cuz it's too funny
I need this to be longer 😭❤ Most underrated artist on UA-cam.
Thank you :) What's your favorite type of ASMR video/triggers?
@@AggressiveASMRwithKaleb Scratching, that rough tap-scratch mix, lid sounds, hard plastic sounds. And for some reason, specifically lotion bottles? 😂 I favor aggressive makeup videos for those reasons, but honestly I just adore all of your vids and styles 😂💕
Punching me in my face
Does that tickle
I literally could listen to you talk all day!!!!! I love rude roleplays. I always find the humor in them. Well done!!!
I feel the same way with my favorite asmr artists. I'm like....i dunno what you've been talking about for the past 10 minutes because I fell asleep....but i liked it lol
Cmon 185 views?? THIS LEGEND DESERVES MORE
man you were truly ahead of ur time with this style of asmr
131 views on Kaleb's channel after an hour? GIVE THIS MAN MORE VIEWS!
When u put it like day u rite
Yes kaleb put some *ekstra hevy creem on me*
Well I mean I wouldn't mind sleeping at 7 in the morning
Yeet, it's 4:00+ here boi
It's 1:15am Jan 2020 where I am hahaha
“So were you born this way or did you really F up” OMG i can not stop laughing at this.🤣😂
Wow I have been looking for a GOOD ASMR for ages this is the perfect one!
hands down the best asmr video I have watched in a long time
Your make up roleplays are the best end of story. Somehow getting called ugly and getting my face beat seems to be something I keep coming back for every night... asmr is a magical thing
So good. Love your aggressive makeup roleplays
More of 8:53 please, that double brush combo is undefeated!!
agreed
Yeah!
And 9:20 💚
You don’t know how much I enjoy your videos
Not only great tingles but funny too...lol
A makeup roleplay with mostly fast brush sounds, and lots of fast writing, he's a master at this.
Edit. Let's not the forget the amazing camera and mic tapping
This is the first video in weeks that has actually given me tingles!! Thank you so much, Kaleb! ❤️😴
i freaking love the scribbling and rambling, i would LOVE a whole video of that
That special sauce really hits different for people like me. I feel so safe in your hands
That moment when I got full screen landscape mode on my phone so that I can try and see if that is a poster of Hermione on the wall, when I get scared and keep flinching because 7:55 legitimately felt like I was getting a brush whipped up and down my face.
Please make part 2....this is the best asmr video that i have ever seen
This video was so tingly. I'm so glad you're back! Happy New Year.
This is my favorite video. I can never get through it without laughing.
Sorry I’m a bit late! Happy New Years! Another great video as always, thanks
He sounded like Gideon from gravity falls in the beginning and that’s all I can hear now 😭
“wElL hElLO tHeRE” 😂
This is such a good video! Thank you for your hard work :D
It just hit 2020 like 10 min ago and I’m watching this to fall asleep. First vid I watched of the year!!
New subscriber here. This roleplay did it for me. Awesome job!! Your humor adds the perfect touch to my favorite type of ASMR 👌
This is the best ASMR i ever see/ hear!
Good job Further------------>
Yesss that fast aggressive brushing!
The way you talk reminds me of Pennywise and I love it
your voice loved it makes more pen sounds on paper and very relaxing
the writing is how i look trying to keep up with class notes
Ur back! Thank you for the video and Happy New Year!
Oh God this is the best❤️ please make more roleplays like this😭
"What is you're name?"
MIKE WAZOWSKI!!!!
Please make an extended film using the last trigger items, preggo jar and spatula pleaseeeee
10:00 AM in my country.. I just woke up.. I guess im going back to sleep.. Zzzz
Garak CZ until school starts again, we do what we want
Thanks for getting rid of all of my facial imperfections including my features! Really feels like you wore them down with that brush of yours. 😂
always a good day when i see you uploading!
-drizzybones/bighoss
So many tingles! Thank you!!
Nice to see you again! Perfect for my first sleep of the year.
Kaleb:,,well hello there''
Me big psycho Star wars fan xd:GENERAL KENOBI
Kaleb looking fresh af
dood- BEST no makeup- makeup application video ever!!! tingles oh my !!! thank you !! subscribed and liked and hit the bell...
10:18 me in quarantine
Sike I’m just 12 😂😂💖💫
You have become my most recent favorite asmr-tist. Like your style, your videos and their content. Wish you the best! 👍👍👍
The ending was awesome 👏🏻
5:17 my cats and dogs running around the living room at 3am last night 😑😂
Love it , i really like this kind of videos , keep it up man.
Major tingles and I love your harry potter background!
he's back fellas
Back better than ever.
I just woke up and I'm going to sleep again
Definetly was not expecting THAT voice gurl
This guys ASMR is so underrated
!
"GENERAL KENOBI..."
yes Yes YESSS ITS PERFECT
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 I've never been so relaxed but laughing at the same time!! 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
This is more on the “Hilarious” side then Rude 😂
I needed it man. Great video.
still one of my favorite ASMR channels 🥰❤️
I watch a lot of asmr aggressive videos.. and now one beats you, also you got the fastest hands I’ve seen
Never getting old.
Yayy another great video!! Love love love this channel 💤
ravenclaw, ravenclaw here comes a good ol' ravenclaw. ravenclaw, ravenclaw here comes a good ol' ravenclaw
when i thought i was gonna get a beat I GOT A BEAT
Very good Kira roleplay at the start of the video.
This was so tingly😌helped me with my headache thanks so much :D
This is great now and the first time you uploaded it lol
lol I had to change the audio from stereo to double mono
High quality asmr.
Me in 2nd grade panting in art class 5:15
" You're here for your face...oh, hun you didn't have to tell me
It's funny cause he said what your name me I don't think my name is that long lol
1st Kaleb literally burned us into the next year with this one
2nd with all the vids I’ve watched and comments I read we viewers on the channel are dedicated and I’m happy we are
Day 48 in quarantine : yes slap me Daddy
I like ya cut g
0:08 me in arts
the first thing i saw were the harry potter pics in the back YES *insert aesthetic emoji*
Bringing in the New Year's the right way Thanks Kaleb
Great video again mate
I’ve been completely convinced that kaleb works at salon
I did but people can be so sensitive. I mean hair can grow back. Sometimes
Cletus from gta 5 after cutting his hair and moving to los Santos
I thought he was gonna have a deep voice but then I hear a squeak
sir you're supposed to be a Revenclaw not a Slytherin, leave the wittiness for us lmao
0:04 cuando tu profesor no te quiere pero lo tenés que ver porque debes su materia
Can u make a video of what you did at 2:11 it’s amazing
I was not expecting *that*. There was nothing in this video that I was expecting.
Eh, it's 4:38 PM in my country, but who cares.
**Instantly Sleeps**
Same time but AM
@@regrowablesoup9671 yeet, imma ask a kinda personal question, where do you live in? It is the US?
@@loop5720 yes
I Love This so much