ASMR Rude Cranial Nerve Exam (Cassandra)

[@moonasmr6899]

✧.* time stamps!!
ɞ ┊disclaimer 0:00 - 0:08
ɞ ┊keyboard clicking & gum chewing 0:09 - 0:38
ɞ ┊checking you in 0:39 - 4:18
ɞ ┊putting on gloves 4:19 - 5:06
ɞ ┊checking your heart rate 5:07 - 6:43
ɞ ┊testing your blood pressure 6:44 - 8:23
ɞ ┊face and scalp check 8:24 - 12:43
ɞ ┊eye test 12:44 - 16:42
ɞ ┊smell/scent test 16:43 - 18:45
ɞ ┊hearing assessment 18:46 - 22:16
ɞ ┊taste test 22:17 - 24:00
ɞ ┊sense of touch test 24:01 - 26:07
ɞ ┊colour-blind test 26:08 - 27:02
ɞ ┊telling you to leave ect. 27:03 - 29:45
ɞ ┊outro! 29:46 - 30:19
sorry if i missed anything!
i love ur videos sm!! :)

[@evie9198]

Thank you!❤️

[@tygod8016]

so organised i love it 😮‍💨

[@breannaludeman]

Cassandra is the inner monologue of all of us who work in customer service.. I love her 😂

[@sammyjammyasmr]

psa im uploading this video right before im leaving somewhere so there's gonna be like no comments here for a while cause i won't be able to approve them :)

[@straystray]

Whatever. Celtics or Warriors?

[@lvtate]

@@straystray warriors and idrc if you werent asking me

[@sir_donuts8742]

@@straystray Celtics but idk warriors are still warriors haven’t been watching the series as much but ik it’s going be great finals nothing less

[@lilloosh5290]

@@straystray warriors in 5 🥱

[@slm7370]

Vlog your trip gang

[@dorklyasmr6017]

Nobody does bored and annoyed quite like Sammy; honestly perfect.

[@asmrcalmoso7158]

awesome video first time the person in the roleplay is actually "rude" the out of pocket comments are where the tingles comes from for me so this video was the best I've watched in a while

[@curiosityrevived5550]

wow, 30 min length! I’d be able to fall asleep at least 3 times, still not to listen to it til the end. Thank you, Sammy, and happy summer holidays!

[@yazin_2046]

"Please don't actually look down" 🤣🤣 this was amazing, never seen humour as good as that

[@Samahra01]

Hi Sammy!!! Good Stuff! You DO THE BEST most authentically rude ASMR!! I'm cracking up!!!!😂😂😂

[@annabrss]

your “rude” releplays always gives me zendaya as mj vibes sometimes you sound just like her😔 my beloved

[@sammyjammyasmr]

this is such a compliment omg

[@sweeteapietoo]

I hollered when you showed your post it medical license 🤣 Love it!

[@idonthavealabel]

"I have the needles right here, my guy" 🤣 lol

[@JaySpotTx]

That. Cassandra. Knowing. Look.
☠️☠️💀💀

[@corlaud585]

I like so much that character Cassandra. Because it's really well played by Sammy. Great RolePlay and great acting ! :D
And Great ASMR of course.

[@slackenrelaxasmr]

Oh how I missed the Cassandra-tude haha I was just telling a friend of mine about this character the other day and came looking for you. Didn't realize I hadn't subbed yet with this account. Excited to catch up on your videos I've missed. Hope you're having a great summer! 💜💜

[@curlymonster8577]

"Really, it isn't for the monstrously sized forehead that you have"🔥🔥🔥
-An absolute legend

[@mattalvarez4500]

that moment sammy's line of: you do know it's illegal to lie on a medical form? 😂 and this is why we love Cassandra brutality honest and (yes sammy it really sucks that you have to let people know that this is all just a joke it's not real at all) like on other asmr videos I leave a comment and people go: hey you can't say that I'm like relax their just having fun making asmr videos 🙄

[@jacksuhn1694]

hey lying on a medical form is serious

[@daezea]

Umm idk what you did but you look really nice! The hair length suits you so much!

[@joandarc441]

I love the background Chair

[@itissomethingnow]

I've been having a rough few days and this made my cackle. Thank you

[@krollflsp4868]

I can't stop rewatching this video 😄 I always laugh so hard every time, it really accomplishes the tingling effect of movements, sounds, all that stuff, just perfect 😄 I've never seen something like that in the ASMR category, I think your videos worth more attention and views, you are so amazing, thank you for making the videos, you are brilliant, I wish you all the best in what you do 💖💖💖

[@cassied911]

Dude! As a Cassandra, this is funny 😂 the accuracy

[@Bizkutz_tv]

This is amazing 😂
I have tourettes syndrome, and every time you mention the 'twitches' it had me laughing so hard 😂😂😂

[@victorc8804]

I hope you have a wonderful Monday sammy and a 👍 great week 😃, I knew Cassandra would be back eventually 😉 😄

[@danamoore4294]

I love it. You are truly amazing. Beautiful inside and out and always look forward watching and listening to you. Thank you for everything putting these together. I am sure there is a lot that you do to put this all together. Cant wait to see more. :)

[@alyssalong222]

i like how you’re “handing over” things to us. it’s definitely unique.
much thanks for the vid 🫶🏼.

[@damianpizarro1896]

“PURPLE?! This is blue. Fail.”😂

[@comonena]

Many years ago I told my friend it will be a great idea to open a thematic restaurant where they treat you bad. And you see? People like other people to be rude to them! (knowing its an act). Awesome job!!

[@mikkayo]

We have something similar here in Australia called “Dracula’s”

[@user-tz3zy3bu4x]

I like it when it’s an asmr videos it’s funny but if they were like that to me irl I’d probably take it personally and leave crying LMFAO😭

[@harrisonrg777]

she has no idea how spot on her acting is for how most people in those jobs actually act..

[@VrtuOfficial]

these ones are always bangers! keep it up!

[@Aylali]

I am so excited, a half hour video of Cassandra! ☺️☺️

[@MichaelPerez-md6vw]

Hey sammy! Definitely watching this video after work. Can't wait for the vids this summer super excited. Thank youuu

[@OldWurlitzerMusic]

super awesome ! a new sammy jammy !!!! i can chill and sleep good tonight

[@elizarowney]

i really love this asmr i haven’t heard it before but i cant stop watching

[@slik-py9cy]

the peanuts hit the heart😂😭(i got a peanut allergy)

[@-.crazy.-5882]

The look at the beginning though💀😭

[@ItsjustmeElisa]

Honestly I've laughed more during this than some comedy specials 🤣
Well done!

[@user-ng6ef5oz4z]

I love how you made the patient's typing sound different from yours. Welcome back Cassandra!

[@andreacervantes4584]

i missed cassandra so much!! THANK YOUUU

[@calliebarrow8779]

you know it’s a good rude/mean asmr when there’s an apology right off the bat

[@2Xean]

“If you don’t stop moving I will literally inject you with a sedative” 💀💀💀

[@frankweightlossjourney]

Comes to relax, leaves crying.

[@AmbrosiaASMR]

the /srs on the medical license is taking me out 😭

[@robertlopez3468]

Falling asleep well getting talked Masa is always fun 🤣

[@cheymi95]

I can’t tell you the pure excitement I got when I saw who was doing this 😂😂😂

[@miguelgonzalez5964]

The post-it note medical license was brilliant 🤣

[@mariellesalvador]

CASSANDRA IS BACK I LOVE IT

[@ExtremeHardcoreGamer]

NEW VIDEO = GOOD TIME

[@sammyjammyasmr]

ILY LOAF

[@slashbat2375]

The typing and writing are top-notch

[@tir4m8tsu6]

I didn't know why but I really want this kind of interview because it's still nice for me 😂

[@hehe-kg8lm]

you are soooo pretty and this asmr video was very well made and fun to watch

[@reptilesandlit]

the peanut allergy comment was personal 💀

[@noura656]

I like it .. i love how u look at the patient .. everything good in the video thank u and u look nice .. love uu I'm big fan in Saudi Arabia for u 🇸🇦❤️❤️❤️

[@ryanshane8836]

I genuinely enjoyed this. Super funny 💯
It was the medical license for me 😂👌

[@lisa7850]

I absolutely love the attitude and the length of these Cassandra videos 😍 but for me chewing is so hard to listen to. I just hate it somehow 😫 I would absolutely LOVE for you to do these without the chewing from time to time. But other than that great job as always ♥️

[@sammyjammyasmr]

noted !!

[@user-ng6ef5oz4z]

Me too😃

[@Sam-kq3vw]

I missed Cassandra so much!!! Love her

[@Andres0071]

Enjoy your trip and thanks for the video ♥ lots of love

[@kingshawn1857]

The ironic thing is this is how most nurses and people who work customer service really are these days

[@triggeredasmr5142]

Your expression are top notch 🤣🤣
Loved it 💚

[@ChefICON]

These Cassandra RPs always fall under the category of so bad they're good lol

[@DancingSoundsASMR]

Should I be worried this makes me so relaxed? 😂

[@sahelshirazi9247]

This was actually really fun

[@asmrpurrfection]

Love this new video. Thank you Sammy.

[@kaiosilva7853]

Aqui do Brasil 🇧🇷 curtindo vc Sammy jammy asmr 😃✌️

[@krylesangerbeaver]

1:55 Bruh i dont care how much money you are saving by going here, something sketchy about that license.

[@Fivestarniy]

I was at work listening to this and all I heard was monster size forehead and I just burst out laughing and no one knew why

[@LeAnnASMR_]

I needed this 🥺💕💕💕

[@lexysharrison]

i missed cassandra so much!

[@kalebbolanos7438]

Now, I can die in peace. The video I always waited for

[@OldWurlitzerMusic]

i need another exam dr SJ

[@TargaWheels]

Its not Cassandra, its CasSAUNdra. 😂

[@victorbusch3552]

Love this video!

[@45dipen]

I always wait for the casendra. My favorite character.

[@CactusJack-lz2ew]

LMAO “you looking greasy today” 😭

[@krollflsp4868]

I love this, this is brilliant, oh my god 😄

[@MeLoveMeLongTime]

LOL! That dead-eyed stare at the start. 🤣

[@Valeria-qp9hc]

Te extrañé mucho❤️ ya no me salias en mi inicio🥺 me encantan tus vídeos ✨

[@bengonzalez7184]

I see why she put a disclaimer in the beginning

[@beckyhaboian3774]

You were so funny in this asmr lol

[@breejacobs8808]

I really got called out with the peanut allergy bro

[@luko6man_o9]

Omg if a doctor actually violated a patient like this I don't think she would have a job anymore cos the pure violation she's doing is mad

[@MaRcelMaRuMr]

This Video is pretty damn good roleplayed. Hope to see more Videos like this :).

[@viniciussantos9691]

Adoro seus videos 😍🇧🇷

[@Theshako57]

Got a lot of attitude… but a lot of tingles too… well played Cassandra

[@BrandonDelRey]

I had to click off when you asked about the peanut allergy . It got too real

[@vacnou3312]

Right on time

[@ycylchgames]

I'll be honest, I'm not a fan of this 'rude' stuff but a good exam video is a good exam video.

[@user-mo6yu3ee5n]

Classic gum chewing 😂

[@alisaCher06]

plsss ASMR anesthesia or surgery ?? 🥰

[@ariah7582]

THE ALLERGIC TO PEANUTS GOT IT IM SORRY LMAOAOAOA

[@LifeWithLuckii]

Am I the only one that thinks she reminds me of Darlene from the show Roseanne?

[@s.Olauuj]

I love ya so much 😂💕

[@matildacooper1075]

I didn’t know it said rude so I was like wow attitude

[@theyluvnova444]

the intense stare 👁👁

[@nathmattioti]

A Cassandra não consegue parar em nenhum emprego 😂

[@dawnjensen5615]

I love the post it note medical license.

[@KhalidJ2001]

You so Tingly Sammy , Love this love it love you

[@yasirstaine6108]

The medical liscense tho 😂

[@rafa199945]

Oh yes finally an exam 😋

[@jordynmarchesi-mackellar9451]

The /srs is so funny!

[@sammyjammyasmr]

LMAO FINALLY SOMEONE APPRECIATES IT

[@thetrueuzumaki2111]

0:21 the death stare