Lines of Halo - Halo 3 elites (funny dialogue)

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  • @TheHawkysu
    @TheHawkysu 9 років тому +4051

    This makes me believe the elites studied human culture before joining forces. But all they had access to were romcoms and 90's films

    • @flamma6096
      @flamma6096 9 років тому +381

      I bet they take starring as a sign of affection for humans.

    • @MonTheWell1886
      @MonTheWell1886 9 років тому +268

      The covenant studied Humans that's how they learned English cause apparently everyone speaks English then.

    • @mrbanks7135
      @mrbanks7135 6 років тому +177

      Steven I know I'm late, but Spartan helmets have translators in them, not sure if the Unsc Marines also have translators though.

    • @devinthierault
      @devinthierault 6 років тому +59

      They probably just used raised signals from the 20th century and used that to teach languages.

    • @rachdarastrix5251
      @rachdarastrix5251 6 років тому +69

      Its a darn shame those helmet translators don't work on kig-yar.

  • @AhstTraotee
    @AhstTraotee 9 років тому +3210

    "Did you kill him for sport? Or ammunition?"
    They're on to us! Run!

    • @zacimusprime4865
      @zacimusprime4865 5 років тому +18

      AhstTraotee brilliant😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣!!!

    • @officeofnavalintelligence6854
      @officeofnavalintelligence6854 5 років тому +53

      That line is perfection.

    • @ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824
      @ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824 5 років тому +34

      SAY THE WORD
      Thel 'Vadam: "Allura alahu akbar" *DIES* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
      DID YOU KILL HIM FOR SPORT OR AMMUNITION
      Thel 'Vadam: AAAAAAAHHHH 🤣🤣🤣

    • @articusramos808
      @articusramos808 5 років тому +5

      @@zacimusprime4865 But... I just traded my needler for the guy's plasma rifle. Does that make me worse?

    • @IsraelCountryCube
      @IsraelCountryCube 5 років тому +1

      @@ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824 ALLACKBAR BOIS!!!!!

  • @kyletimchula7351
    @kyletimchula7351 10 років тому +2191

    "is this because of reach" ooh you did not just say that... lol

  • @062935529
    @062935529 9 років тому +2854

    3:31
    *ELITE:* Really, I'm not going to kiss you in front of *_everyone_*.
    _[Other Elites turn their heads at Chief]_

  • @briedeets8011
    @briedeets8011 8 років тому +473

    "Do I look like a GRUNT?" Because Grunts are totally given Beam Rifles on a normal basis.

    • @noone6074
      @noone6074 8 років тому +1

      Ikr

    • @aviationartist144
      @aviationartist144 8 років тому +28

      Yeah but they are usually traded horrible weapons! Lol

    • @iTotalityXyZ
      @iTotalityXyZ 7 років тому +7

      Brandon Deets Aren't Jackals assigned to Beam Rifles mostly?

    • @benmontey3438
      @benmontey3438 7 років тому +4

      The beam rifle isn't horrible?

    • @officeofnavalintelligencePR
      @officeofnavalintelligencePR 7 років тому +8

      Brandon Deets he got the brute shot taken away. That's why

  • @colinmann5843
    @colinmann5843 8 років тому +1693

    elites are so fucking adorable

    • @rhysnichols8608
      @rhysnichols8608 7 років тому +141

      Go play halo reach and say that haha

    • @rhysnichols8608
      @rhysnichols8608 7 років тому +143

      All the elites after halo reach look like obese lizards but in halo reach they look sleek and deadly

    • @joew.3354
      @joew.3354 7 років тому +30

      I though I was the only one who though that

    • @WokeDEMOCRATShaveASPD
      @WokeDEMOCRATShaveASPD 7 років тому +9

      Rhys Nichols no they look like brutes that tried to eat a grenade.

    • @cagkiller0786
      @cagkiller0786 6 років тому +24

      Rhys Nichols but “brrb brrrb brrrb”

  • @revatronprime4120
    @revatronprime4120 9 років тому +979

    "Damn...I like you too but...damn. :3" wtf lol

    • @lancecurry7538
      @lancecurry7538 6 років тому +76

      *COVENANT ELITE:* If you gaze at me much longer, we might as well exchange fluids!
      _(Master Chief backs the Hell up.)_

    • @halopro8958
      @halopro8958 5 років тому +38

      “I like you too... let’s talk about this afterwards shall we?”

    • @ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824
      @ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824 5 років тому +9

      2:04 BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP

  • @davitalmonkey7387
    @davitalmonkey7387 8 років тому +736

    "ONE OF US MUST DIE!!!" that elite is fucking metal.

    • @ls200076
      @ls200076 8 років тому +12

      metal

    • @wyrmishbreed8077
      @wyrmishbreed8077 8 років тому +26

      He's sayin' one of the elites have to sacrifice themselves lol

    • @felynecomrade
      @felynecomrade 7 років тому +18

      No he's not, he's speaking to the enemy, saying that as long as he is alive he will do everything he can to kill his enemy, hence: "One of us must die."

    • @theonefreeman3375
      @theonefreeman3375 2 роки тому +2

      Elite culture in a nutshell

  • @d.griffa
    @d.griffa 8 років тому +734

    3:31 "Really, I'm not going to kiss you in front of everyone!"
    Everyone else looked at John like, WTF man.

    • @bromodragone8405
      @bromodragone8405 4 роки тому +38

      Elite Major 2: Wait, what?
      Elite Major 3: Dude, wtf?

    • @itsjustjuju7945
      @itsjustjuju7945 4 роки тому +26

      I love how the elite said in front of everyone, meaning he was willing to do it alone lol

    • @itsjustjuju7945
      @itsjustjuju7945 4 роки тому +4

      Wait......how can an elite kiss?

    • @sparkthefloofyprotogen3556
      @sparkthefloofyprotogen3556 4 роки тому

      Joel Miller idk but maybe you can just nuzzle the alien?

    • @realitystrikes1998
      @realitystrikes1998 3 роки тому +4

      Elite Major: Wtf?
      Chief: I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!

  • @mrockasdf6139
    @mrockasdf6139 8 років тому +1417

    Is this because of Reach?! LAWL

    • @joel5611
      @joel5611 6 років тому +13

      Why won't god let me die it is

    • @TheDragonsPit
      @TheDragonsPit 6 років тому +88

      Man that's probably the zealot that stabbed Six.

    • @Hydropanic1
      @Hydropanic1 6 років тому +76

      A zealot became a major? What a huge downgrade.

    • @jblumanog4291
      @jblumanog4291 6 років тому +12

      Tony Redgrave or the Elite that sniped Kat

    • @lukasreina7951
      @lukasreina7951 6 років тому +6

      Reach was a good game

  • @demsterclippy4252
    @demsterclippy4252 6 років тому +662

    Suddenly the sangheili are the cutest alien foes ever

  • @zidiousg8119
    @zidiousg8119 9 років тому +865

    "Is this because of Reach?" Hahaha so horrible and funny! :D

  • @stepnot3208
    @stepnot3208 5 років тому +614

    "One word for you"
    3:03
    I could not stop laughing.

    • @lancecurry7538
      @lancecurry7538 3 роки тому +67

      HABOODIGAHBOODIGUHGUH.

    • @justexisting8457
      @justexisting8457 2 роки тому +24

      Bro I was so confused when I heard it that i laughed really hard, this one and the "Enough dude! Brrb brrb brrb" got me

    • @thesamejackalsniperthatkil117
      @thesamejackalsniperthatkil117 2 роки тому +6

      Speaking his native language he forgot how to speak

    • @SupBro-ww9go
      @SupBro-ww9go Рік тому

      Joe Biden is an elite?!

  • @business_pear
    @business_pear 8 років тому +394

    I like how Arbiter just jumps right up after u kill him like 'Lol jk all better now'

  • @bryannovelo5343
    @bryannovelo5343 8 років тому +953

    Have NO Fear I will Cover The Rear HA HA HA HA ha ha

  • @MrNewt20
    @MrNewt20 7 років тому +240

    Elites are surprisingly flirtatious

    • @wubblebubbleban
      @wubblebubbleban 4 місяці тому +3

      They have an interesting view on humans. There’s one in H5 that literally writes romantic poetry about Commander Palmer, a Spartan.

    • @XhoiZhuleku
      @XhoiZhuleku 2 місяці тому

      ​@@wubblebubblebanso, they're xenophiles

  • @internetexplorer8676
    @internetexplorer8676 8 років тому +1852

    "Haboodigahaboodiguhguh."
    ...
    i want this to be said at my funeral

  • @lumpy1space2princess
    @lumpy1space2princess 10 років тому +240

    Ah so THIS is why the prophets replaced the elites with the brutes.

    • @Chilliestjoker
      @Chilliestjoker 10 років тому +5

      XD haha omg

    • @therudestofclouds2007
      @therudestofclouds2007 7 років тому +46

      the brute are worse. they just make fart joke all day.

    • @lancecurry7538
      @lancecurry7538 6 років тому +13

      And they're gay.
      "HE WAS MY LOVER!"

    • @halopro8958
      @halopro8958 6 років тому +7

      Lance Curry
      “It slipped under the covers!” -Random Brute

  • @helvetica8625
    @helvetica8625 9 років тому +200

    "Enough dude, brrb brrb brrb" best line of dialogue in this whole game

    • @bohnebohne2228
      @bohnebohne2228 3 роки тому +16

      That elite was half elite half bird

    • @half-blindentity9846
      @half-blindentity9846 2 роки тому +1

      @@bohnebohne2228 people already call them split-lipped dinosaurs so migh as well throw THAT in for extra credit

  • @neiljohnson291
    @neiljohnson291 8 років тому +314

    2:53 Arbiter: THIS IS how you kick a box Master Chief: WTF arbiter

    • @senk0san
      @senk0san 5 років тому +7

      Karma a real bitch ain’t it cheif lmao 😂

  • @rafifthesecond9023
    @rafifthesecond9023 9 років тому +898

    Arbiter is a gangsta

    • @Spartan136
      @Spartan136 9 років тому +7

      Rafif The Second Tru dat nigga.

    • @ethanpfannkuch5510
      @ethanpfannkuch5510 8 років тому +54

      +Rafif The Second you shot me, foo!

    • @lazarusactual2146
      @lazarusactual2146 8 років тому +17

      Gangsta Sangheili

    • @ethanpfannkuch5510
      @ethanpfannkuch5510 8 років тому +56

      Alak Lazarus Straight Outta Sanghelios

    • @citizenblu
      @citizenblu 7 років тому +21

      I agree. Hell, the dude gets knocked on his arse and gets right back up -- wait, he's played by the same dude from Saints Row?

  • @MrOgge50
    @MrOgge50 4 роки тому +97

    I love the line “didn’t I give you this for Christmas?” It’s just the most random thing ever, and also the “Enough dude!”

  • @YaNoAwantoMas
    @YaNoAwantoMas 9 років тому +230

    I have a word for you Haboodigahaboodiguhu

    • @lancecurry7538
      @lancecurry7538 6 років тому +17

      That's Sangheili for *"Screw you."*

  • @anonymouscucumbers9752
    @anonymouscucumbers9752 6 років тому +1008

    _EVERYONE HAS THE BIG GAY FOR THE CHIEF_

  • @thearizonarangerwiththebig3874
    @thearizonarangerwiththebig3874 8 років тому +219

    "if you gaze at me much longer we might as well exchange fluids!" I'm done

  • @tfranc347
    @tfranc347 8 років тому +148

    *sheds single tear for bungie

  • @thesenate1228
    @thesenate1228 7 років тому +132

    Couldnt stop laughing when the elite said brrrb brrrb brrrb

    • @halopro8958
      @halopro8958 6 років тому +19

      It was so cute and hilarious!

    • @lancecurry7538
      @lancecurry7538 5 років тому +7

      *COVENANT ELITE:* Enough, dude! _(Brrb, brrb, brrb!)_
      Dammit, that's a bird sound! Not a lizard sound! Cut!

  • @typhoon1575
    @typhoon1575 7 років тому +175

    "u shot me fool"
    I lost it. I just lost it.

  • @raptormaverick4774
    @raptormaverick4774 7 років тому +92

    "Did you kill him for sport? Or for ammunition?"
    I'm saving that quote!

  • @hunterwolf9591
    @hunterwolf9591 8 років тому +90

    "Do you think that love can bloom? Even on a battlefield?"

  • @sabrinabentley1636
    @sabrinabentley1636 9 років тому +733

    Was I the only one who thinks arbiter sounds like a black guy when he said "you shot me fool"?

    • @JSpLinteR459
      @JSpLinteR459 9 років тому +426

      It would make sense considering he is voiced by a black guy.

    • @sabrinabentley1636
      @sabrinabentley1636 9 років тому +46

      Batman of the Apocalypse Really?! I did not know that!!

    • @sabrinabentley1636
      @sabrinabentley1636 9 років тому +2

      I ready didn't know that

    • @nekoprankster2184
      @nekoprankster2184 9 років тому +3

      Rose Bentley For some reason, to me, he sounded like Locke.

    • @sabrinabentley1636
      @sabrinabentley1636 9 років тому +2

      XD everyone know who voiced him but me!

  • @CelloHorse
    @CelloHorse 9 років тому +65

    0:06
    Elite: If you gaze at me much longer, we might as well exchange fluids.
    *Master Chief walks away*
    *Elite becomes forever alone*
    (XDDDDDD)

  • @starchild3215
    @starchild3215 9 років тому +82

    The Elite kicking that box was freakin HILARIOUS!!!!!

  • @Auditer2009
    @Auditer2009 7 років тому +60

    2:26 I was not expecting that.

    • @IVAD-sf6nl
      @IVAD-sf6nl Рік тому +1

      Master chief: i wear green for a reason balla

  • @Arak_Drakoniz
    @Arak_Drakoniz 4 роки тому +29

    It seems the Sangheli are actually a very friendly but frank species when they’re not on the job.

    • @StonedCookieGaming
      @StonedCookieGaming 2 роки тому +8

      Sangheli were actually impressed with the humans and their ability to fight. They actually at one point tried to convince the prophets to let them join the covenant.

    • @spikem5950
      @spikem5950 Рік тому +3

      It's basically canonical that they're extremely friendly and somewhat horny xenophiles when religious propaganda doesn't have them waging a holy war against a species. In Halo 5 there's an audio recording of a sangheili trying to make a bad love poem for a human.

  • @eightball6219
    @eightball6219 2 роки тому +23

    Elites in Halo 1, 2 and Reach: super disciplined enemy officers that kill everything with methodical discipline.
    Elites in Halo 3 when they're allied to the UNSC: best bros

  • @Creeperssuck678
    @Creeperssuck678 10 років тому +138

    Um... I'm not sure if these elites are even sane anymore! XD

    • @cowboycolts
      @cowboycolts 9 років тому +49

      ***** I think when they teamed up with humans, they got introduced to alcohol

    • @Creeperssuck678
      @Creeperssuck678 9 років тому +14

      BowlingGlaceon Exactly!

    • @JCDenton2000
      @JCDenton2000 9 років тому +6

      BowlingGlaceon LOL xD

  • @Abigdummy4life
    @Abigdummy4life 8 років тому +63

    Dammit, dem Sangheili elites seem so adorbs :3

  • @borntopwnyou
    @borntopwnyou 10 років тому +243

    The Elites are so tsundere.

  • @fearanger1
    @fearanger1 8 років тому +117

    I love the elites so much... XD

  • @derpthing3707
    @derpthing3707 7 років тому +322

    Use elite's flirty voice lines and you might be able to win a girl

    • @mothertoad6941
      @mothertoad6941 6 років тому +47

      Have no fear I will cover the rear ;)

    • @ETERNL-ti7no
      @ETERNL-ti7no 6 років тому +36

      *walks up to crush* "have no fear I will cover the rear haha ha haha

    • @pumaman7072
      @pumaman7072 6 років тому +30

      *"I'm trying new contacts, NOW STOP DRIPPING!"*

    • @halopro8958
      @halopro8958 6 років тому +25

      If you gaze at me much longer, we might as well exchange fluids!

    • @lancecurry7538
      @lancecurry7538 5 років тому +26

      How the girl responds: *"Really, I'm not going to kiss you in front of everyone."*

  • @gabrielreaperreyes293
    @gabrielreaperreyes293 9 років тому +295

    2:44
    Arbiter's Revenge! XD

  • @imcouched9223
    @imcouched9223 9 років тому +222

    "Is this because of Reach?" Rofl

  • @michaelpaz8226
    @michaelpaz8226 7 років тому +32

    1:07 hey its the elite version of tucker

  • @mushipancake5319
    @mushipancake5319 8 років тому +77

    I LOST IT AT 3:01

  • @SigmaDyess
    @SigmaDyess 9 років тому +115

    Brrb brrb brrb

    • @coyote7787
      @coyote7787 6 років тому +5

      You have some brains... On your face!

  • @ElMarcoHoJ
    @ElMarcoHoJ 8 років тому +25

    I fucking love Elites so much. Favourite thing about Halo, Arby being my fave character.

    • @xuszetwo3435
      @xuszetwo3435 6 років тому +4

      Marc Shlyshen OMFG SAME HERE

  • @papayer
    @papayer 4 роки тому +30

    I find these guys oddly cute. No idea why. They're just adorable to me.

  • @GenuflectingRotation
    @GenuflectingRotation 9 років тому +39

    there's something about halo 3 i miss so so much, and yet I can never have that same 2007-2009 feeling back

  • @Omega______
    @Omega______ Рік тому +14

    2:44 this reminds me of a time when me and my friend were playing firefight in reach and we were on a hunger wave, he was walking out of spawn and a hunter blasted a huge crate at him and he died instantly. We couldn't stop laughing for 5 minutes lol

  • @somerandomgamernamedaustin6954
    @somerandomgamernamedaustin6954 9 років тому +114

    There's this one line where I hit an Elite and he said "I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR LANGUAGE!"
    I did this by pure accident because I thought he was a Brute from the armor so I accidentally killed him.
    He said that after I melee him twice. Second time killed him.
    RIP Blue Elite: ???? - Covenant War. Last dying words "I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR LANGUAGE"

    • @Over9000N00bs
      @Over9000N00bs  9 років тому +7

      Coolausdtin/austin25034 huh, never heard that line before...u must be punished for killing a fellow elite

    • @somerandomgamernamedaustin6954
      @somerandomgamernamedaustin6954 9 років тому +2

      Over 9000 N00bs It's not my fault for killing him on accident when I thought his armor was a Brute's.

    • @jayjansen9086
      @jayjansen9086 6 років тому +6

      Some Random Gamer Named Austin we have few enough warriors as it is?!

    • @christophermorin9036
      @christophermorin9036 5 років тому +4

      Did you killing for SPORT? Or Ammunition?

  • @neiljohnson291
    @neiljohnson291 8 років тому +17

    *master chief to arbiter*: Your elites are gay Arbiter: Ikr _-

  • @177SCmaro
    @177SCmaro 6 років тому +12

    "If you gaze at me much longer we might as well exchange fluids."
    That Elite totally stole my favorite pickup line!

  • @DaReelSlimN80
    @DaReelSlimN80 8 років тому +16

    "You shot me, fool!" lol he sounded way too human

    • @justexisting8457
      @justexisting8457 2 роки тому +2

      Who knows maybe too much human exposition did a thing or two on poor Arby 😂

  • @godhimself9774
    @godhimself9774 8 років тому +20

    The last elite made the cutest noise brrb brrb brrb

  • @prodigyz2416
    @prodigyz2416 5 років тому +17

    3:47 Elite: Enough Dude brr brrr brrr
    Other Elites: Wtf

  • @daleywells4479
    @daleywells4479 8 років тому +151

    02:24 black guy voice activate (no offense)

    • @ThatGuy-a48
      @ThatGuy-a48 8 років тому +72

      His actor is black

    • @DarqMassacre
      @DarqMassacre 8 років тому +24

      Keith David

    • @cameronjr8
      @cameronjr8 8 років тому +18

      +DarqMassacre 2:04 Arbiter: Our allies- (gets shot by Master Chief)
      Elite 1: What the hell are you doing?!
      Elite 2: Security from outside. The demon's gone rampant!

    • @smoldoggy1005
      @smoldoggy1005 8 років тому +5

      I bet he was supposed to say that in his Arbiter voice but slipped and this was the outcome.

    • @cameronjr8
      @cameronjr8 8 років тому +5

      +I BOOM I 2:04 Thel: Our allies- (gets shot by Master Chief)
      Elite 1: What the hell are you doing?!
      I got lost with Arbiter! XD

  • @LieutenantFoxtrot
    @LieutenantFoxtrot 7 років тому +72

    2:05-2:09
    Elite: Did you kill him for sport or ammunition?!
    Elite in the background: *Scratches ear then turns to face Chief* Sorry I was scratching my ear. Any way what was that... WTF HAPPENED TO THE ARBITER?!
    Edit: How the hell did I get 13 likes?
    Edit 2: I need one more for perfection, that's all I ask for

    • @kusho5358
      @kusho5358 5 років тому +1

      Arbiter keeps his distance afterwards

    • @griffingower1883
      @griffingower1883 5 років тому

      I'm not even sure if elites have ears

    • @LieutenantFoxtrot
      @LieutenantFoxtrot 5 років тому

      @@griffingower1883 What ever counts an an ear is what he just scratched for me

  • @HelloBisayaShow
    @HelloBisayaShow 9 років тому +123

    You do know that elites can say " wort wort wort" during combat right?

    • @HelloBisayaShow
      @HelloBisayaShow 9 років тому +17

      also on halo 3. rarely

    • @atsmozo7393
      @atsmozo7393 6 років тому +9

      It means go go go!

    • @apersonontheinternet7571
      @apersonontheinternet7571 6 років тому +1

      Where

    • @ThatEffinMonke
      @ThatEffinMonke 2 роки тому +5

      late to this but, the IWBYD skull should make it more common, and for trivia, "wort wort wort" is just johnson saying "go go go!" reversed and possibly edited further.

  • @agentmaryland1239
    @agentmaryland1239 7 років тому +17

    Ah Halo 3, the only game I know of that you spend at least 60% of the game being assaulted by random boxes.

  • @neonclips4717
    @neonclips4717 7 років тому +20

    "Did you kill him for sport? Or ammunition?"

  • @Derpy_Proot
    @Derpy_Proot 3 роки тому +15

    3:32 I like how they just look at chief

  • @zoenicoletv
    @zoenicoletv 5 років тому +14

    This was the one skull that I always played with in every single game. The grunts lines were always my favorite as a kid.
    Though i never heard that exchange fluids line before.
    That had me crackin up big time

  • @lackusshock
    @lackusshock 7 років тому +22

    0:22 I think thats refering to how awkwardly shaped Elites hands are that when you forcibly pull a weapon out of their hands it hurts.

  • @Aegis_Mind
    @Aegis_Mind 8 років тому +14

    I coulda sworn those green phantoms couldn't die... Like at all.

  • @christopherrodriguez9806
    @christopherrodriguez9806 9 років тому +5

    0:12
    If you gaze at me much longer,we might as well exchange fluids!
    *cheif walks away*
    _lol_

  • @assclown3750
    @assclown3750 7 років тому +45

    "one word for you..haugiansidkab XD

  • @TheHuskyK9
    @TheHuskyK9 8 років тому +12

    These elites are adorable~

  • @jamesthebum7395
    @jamesthebum7395 8 років тому +34

    YOU HAVE SOME BRAINS! ON YOUR FACE!
    -Some Elite

    • @neiljohnson291
      @neiljohnson291 8 років тому +1

      thats a elite on internet when hes arguing

  • @BelieveTheGospelToBeSaved
    @BelieveTheGospelToBeSaved 9 років тому +11

    Good lord!! the way the red elite said do i look like a grunt? is what really got me. XD

  • @Tobo226
    @Tobo226 8 років тому +12

    Been playing halo 3 for 10 years and haven't heard half of these lol

  • @flujifox5577
    @flujifox5577 6 років тому +15

    One word for you... Haboodigahaboodiguhguh... XD

  • @zenith8417
    @zenith8417 8 років тому +27

    "You shot me foo!"
    😂

  • @ajdiesing2875
    @ajdiesing2875 5 років тому +17

    2:03 our allia-

  • @SigmaDyess
    @SigmaDyess 10 років тому +11

    That ending, where that one made the weird chirps XD

  • @bloodysugarcube9844
    @bloodysugarcube9844 6 років тому +7

    I'm using that as a pick up line
    "Should we exchange fluids?"

  • @DetroitODST047
    @DetroitODST047 6 років тому +7

    Elite: "im on your side fool"
    Master chief: "oops my bad"

  • @michaelpaz8226
    @michaelpaz8226 7 років тому +19

    you Shot me fool! XD

  • @Over9000N00bs
    @Over9000N00bs  10 років тому +15

    +Rythaze I cant reply to ur comment for some reason, but I'm definitely planning to do that! I could do that on the original xbox, but I'll wait for the glorious remaster! :D

    • @Rythaze
      @Rythaze 10 років тому

      I didn't realize you replied haha! That would be awesome!!!

    • @Rythaze
      @Rythaze 10 років тому

      I'm gonna subscribe right now!

    • @Rythaze
      @Rythaze 10 років тому

      Wait, how come you couldn't reply to my comment?

    • @Over9000N00bs
      @Over9000N00bs  10 років тому

      Rythaze ur didn't have the "reply" option

    • @Rythaze
      @Rythaze 10 років тому

      What the... Why is that happening??? Nobody can reply to me!

  • @Gsxr1k666
    @Gsxr1k666 5 років тому +6

    "you shot me fool" and "is this because of reach" were the best lmfao

  • @vitalhuragok5625
    @vitalhuragok5625 7 років тому +41

    3:23
    **Punch**
    Elite: Is this because of 'Reach'?!
    Me: **Thinking how since Halo 3 was made many years ago before Halo Reach**

    • @WoodlandFops
      @WoodlandFops 7 років тому +22

      Reach happened before CE in the timeline.

    • @toonamidemon2519
      @toonamidemon2519 6 років тому +15

      Virgil Films The story of Reach was already part of the lore. There was already a book The Fall of Reach well before Halo: Reach came out. Reach was also mentioned in several other books.

    • @zanethederahn4079
      @zanethederahn4079 5 років тому +1

      @@toonamidemon2519 Teah, It was released before Halo 1 even was

    • @ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824
      @ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824 5 років тому +1

      Lieutenant Spartan III Commando Beta-312 Company Noble Six of the United Nations Space Commission Naval Special Warfare Command Group Three Noble Team is 117's dead big sister or dead big brother dependent on your choice of gender when playing the character. The Covenant are probably also responsible for making John a cyborg whose cybernetic face reflects far too much light to be visually recognized or photographically discerned in the books

  • @haloboi09
    @haloboi09 10 років тому +114

    2:25 is that real?

    • @Over9000N00bs
      @Over9000N00bs  10 років тому +24

      I'll leave it up to u to decide :)

    • @haloboi09
      @haloboi09 10 років тому +8

      Ok then. :)

    • @DEWMNINJA
      @DEWMNINJA 9 років тому +23

      Yes it is, actually. I shot the arbiter multiple times and I got him to say it twice, try it yourself

    • @xuszetwo3435
      @xuszetwo3435 6 років тому +4

      DEWM on legendary, no?

    • @lancecurry7538
      @lancecurry7538 5 років тому +4

      *ARBITER:* You shot me, fool!

  • @shilukk4539
    @shilukk4539 8 років тому +18

    Elite:
    "YOU HAVE SOME BRAINS....
    ON YOUR FACE."
    Me: *Flips the table*
    *Throws the airhorns everywheres*
    *Announcer screams betrayal as xxMastur_Chiefxx gits rekt by a skrubbby mc skrub Elite.*

  • @thenextarbiter
    @thenextarbiter 7 років тому +6

    I love the elite dialogues.. and the doge part was great xD

  • @MrsJasmyn45
    @MrsJasmyn45 6 років тому +4

    "You shot me, fool." That one sounded like he just came outta the hood.

  • @Varaksis
    @Varaksis 2 роки тому +4

    Arbiter getting revenge after getting shot in the face a coupe times by kicking a box impossibly in the air to hit chief in the head, one of the funniest things in my opinion.

  • @FormulaHavocOrland
    @FormulaHavocOrland 25 днів тому +1

    For the elite with the one confusing word: Egigdedigbuhdidibgeugh!

  • @grodio9672
    @grodio9672 6 років тому +9

    I want the grunts and elites to say a few words at my funeral😂

  • @SenzuSundae
    @SenzuSundae 4 роки тому +2

    * *every time an Elite says something mildly suggestive.* *
    ":3"

  • @Rythaze
    @Rythaze 10 років тому +53

    You should record the elites from halo 2!!!

    • @xenomorphnumberfiftyfour-p5573
      @xenomorphnumberfiftyfour-p5573 6 років тому +2

      Normally I'm against asking for likes. But since this comment has a good suggestion and it's not mine like the his/her comments.

    • @ETERNL-ti7no
      @ETERNL-ti7no 6 років тому

      @@xenomorphnumberfiftyfour-p5573 Or is this secretly your second account

    • @xenomorphnumberfiftyfour-p5573
      @xenomorphnumberfiftyfour-p5573 6 років тому

      anime_gamer_101 _overkil In a way. My first channel possibly got hacked. DarkPred was the name of my first channel.

  • @HurricaneHomer9
    @HurricaneHomer9 7 років тому +20

    3:48

  • @GokantheHusky
    @GokantheHusky 9 років тому +21

    0:08 EWWW WTF! Was he talking about having sex?

    • @bren7080
      @bren7080 8 років тому +24

      No, but he did mean "making out".

    • @VMMarco-fi2gl
      @VMMarco-fi2gl 8 років тому +12

      they are going 2 have a good time ;]

    • @daweetparada9081
      @daweetparada9081 7 років тому +6

      Ares leave them alone that's how they make love😂😂😂

    • @elmesfamily8220
      @elmesfamily8220 6 років тому +3

      Probably not, but that's what it sounds like.
      And it's funny as hell too

  • @sniclops15
    @sniclops15 3 роки тому +3

    3:01 I came here specifically for this and I am not disappointed

  • @zimneziemniaki6328
    @zimneziemniaki6328 8 років тому +8

    you shot me fool!

  • @Violet-Storm
    @Violet-Storm 8 років тому +1

    I love all the random ass noises (blarruah!!)

  • @thegreyglitch
    @thegreyglitch 5 років тому +6

    3:24
    "Is this because of *Reach* ?)

  • @bromodragone8405
    @bromodragone8405 4 роки тому +1

    I think that one guy said "Ouuuuch" because his feelings were hurt. You did snatch his gun without asking.

  • @shahinizadpanah6833
    @shahinizadpanah6833 9 років тому +6

    3:14 I did not know that there were Elite Doges out there

  • @Crims0ny
    @Crims0ny 7 років тому +2

    Lol the major elite quoted broke back mountain at the end

  • @dead_eye9684
    @dead_eye9684 2 роки тому +4

    2:25 I love how the arbiter says "you shot me fool"