a bearded dragon's morning routine [Cheese Edition]
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
- thank you Cheese.
i have an instagram for her as well @kerhu_ if you wanna keep up with her antics in real time.
FAQ
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Q: why is she named Cheese?
A: Cheese is named after the character Cheese from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends because she really reminded me of him when i first got her :D
Q: what morph is Cheese?
A: she's just a normal ^^
Q: do you have any other animals?
A: i have ryukin goldfish, a dog, a pacman frog, and a few tarantulas ^^ but our dog is really the family dog, so she's not really mine :")
Q: why does Cheese run into walls?
A: bearded dragons have really poor depth perception so Cheese has a hard time figuring out how far away things are. strangely though, even after years of living in the same house, she still runs into the same wall at full speed.
Q: what is Cheese's setup like?
A: Cheese is currently living in a 5ft x 2ft x 2ft wooden vivarium that i built a few years ago with a 34" Arcadia T5 (12%) for UVB and a PAR38 halogen floodlight for her basking spot. i have a clay substrate that i made with a mixture of 50:40:10 of sand, soil, and red clay. it's similar to ZooMed's excavator clay and hardens once it's dry, but it's still soft enough for her to dig in. i clean it out completely once a year and spot clean daily ^^
The issue with Cheese is that her fps is falling and raising too quickly
**bumps into wall**
"Why am I lagging"
*eye stare*
I luv you but i luv neck scratches more UvU
That explains me IRL as well.
@@joshuaweaver8657 That's normal for bearded dragons.
Her software is outdated
Sometimes I feel like cheese confuses herself more than anyone else
So damn true
Agree
That thumbnail is flawless.
Y e s
Indeed
I K R
mhm
*licc*
She's just practicing her phasing ability, just you wait, once she's capable of bending time and space there will be no stopping her
Cheese: the living embodiment of making do with 3 neurons and a can of store brand coke as a brain
This comment made me laugh lol
I gave you the rare 100 likes!
Cheese definition:
Cheese (Ch-ee-z)
Noun:An animal
Color: dull yellowy-brown
Shape: Pancake
A dragon that stares, bleps, runs into walls, poop, etc.
With orange around the eyes, so cute
@@Hershewed thx!:D
*p a n c a k e*
Yes a spikey potato pancake
Thank you all for the support! This is my record😂
Didn’t you hear? It was poo on a fabric possession day! Cheerio celebrated it too by going on my pillow
It’s a good day when kerhu uploads
That thumbnail is what you'll see moments before your death, when Cheese finally decides that your usefulness as a servant has reached its end.
Do I sense a fellow servant of Mr. Bubz?
Our beardie took it upon himself to climb onto one of the beds and relive himself on the blanket the other day, and honestly, same pain.
Nobody:
Not even a soul:
Not even a cat on catnip:
cheese: **Snorts up some bearded dragon drugs before getting out**
Also cheese: **bumps into literally everything**
And takes a shit on the carpet
Dear diary,
Tricked mom into letting me out. Pooped on the carpet. Another successful day.
cheese makes everyone happy
*the cure to depression, it'll work some day, right??...*
@AntiRaindrop MC
Well that's good finally I can feel emotion called happiness
Wait, impossible, he was CAKE!
As soon as I saw cheese on the rug I actually thought "man that would be a pain if she pooped on that rug"
I had to take a double take
This is why I potty trained both my beardies
"Yes slave, free me from my abode" pls tell cheese i love her
Carpet is like a poop magnet for our beardie.
Cheese is a powerful name.
Yay the background music is back!
Watching this in HD, Cheese be lookin nice.
When I saw the thumbnail I squeaked “*CHEESE*”. Thank you.
Love when she just stops and looks around. It makes it look like she forgot what she was doing XD
As SOON as I saw the carpet I was like....If you poop on that I swear...okay
I have never been so entertained by something named cheese.
Kerhu: What are you doing?
Cheese: My reasons are beyond your understanding.
Cheese -really woke up today- was born and chose chaos
Cheese has the gall to make a mess, then look at you like you're the one at fault - AND GET AWAY WITH IT!
Bearded dragons looking at you head on are a whole new level of adorable
Cheese is a whole vibe
The little ‘out’ text. I love it!
I swear- cheese is beyond this world...she sees things that us mortal humans can’t
everyday cheese chooses violence and blindness
Cheese do what cheese want. Cheese want poop on carpet, cheese will poop on carpet.
My two favorite bearded dragons on youtube
Cheese, and Stan
Let's go, Cheeessee~~~! Cheese's unique personality with your adorable voice is a potion for a good day. :)
:D welp my monday now feels like a tuesday in the fact that it doesnt suck
Cheese is back uwu. Cheese is everyones favorite beardie
cheese makes me happy
my bearded dragon just scratched my eyeball
Cheese: Let me out
Kerhu: *Opens the gate*
Cheese: LET ME OUUUUUUUUUT!
is is the most relaxing channel on youtube
i would die for cheese
Cheese is Caboose’s spirit animal
Cheese is full of surprises. And apparently carpet-targeted poops.
AHHH I FREAKING LOVE BEARDIES
I let my bearded dragon just walk around on my floor one day and he went under my TV stand then came back out and walked all the way down the hallway, across my house, and into my mom’s office 💀
Also I predicted cheese would poop the carpet and she did just that lmao
Nothing cheers me up as much as when I notice that there is a new video with Cheese and Kerhu. You 2 make my day :D
In Cheese we trust
All bow down to Cheese
Cheese is our savior
Obey Cheese
Lol Cheese is so cute!! I love how every time he comes out of his cage in the videos he always bumps into a wall XD.
11/10 thumbnail
Your channel is the most wholesome thing I s2g, cheese is the most cute pet and the editing really really compliments it. Really have quality vids in general hah
Thanks for making my life better ❤️❤️❤️
i swear if cheese dies....... *BUY ANOTHER BEARDED DRAGON AND CALL THEM CHEESE 2.0*
You're so sweet to her...
That is one wonderful thumbnail 💖
i cant wait until my beardie gets this big
Cheese: HEY
walls: ...hey
Cheese: HÉÈÊÆŸŸŸŸŸŸ
Her mind is just constant dialup sounds
I always like the video before it starts. I know Cheese would expect that from me.
I just get recommended video after video of a fat bearded dragon being less than intelligent, and i love it. Hail Cheese
Cheese looking kinda fresh ngl
my bearded dragon, every time he jumps he does a flip lol
Honestly with how exasperated you sound here your profile picture is a match:))))
Cute little Chesse :).
I saw that bearded dragon plushie
Mkay i have finally decided....I want one.
Nobody, literally nobody
*cheese edition*
I swear to Cheese, if there werent any subtibles I would never tell if you are saying geez or cheese xD
I mean Cheese is like "geez cheese cheese geez"
Does that man Cheese is Geezuz?
you got the glass replaced nice 😀
I wanna get s bearded dragon and name it Cracker so I can call him Cracker the Crackhead
me: awwe
thumbnail: 👁👅👁
your videos are really nice
Cheese be like what you say about the floor and me
Thumbnail pov: *you got the bad ending*
I love cheese
I have a bearded dragon and cheese looks just like her my bearded dragons name is Skippy
you just got a new subscriber
Give cheese a boyfriend. Let her make little Cheez-Itz
You sir are a genius
*c h e d d a r*
Bacon and Cheese
No, don’t hurt her like that.
petition to name babee cheese "curd"
i always clip the very end of my beardies claws, it is not that loud and if she is out on the floor she can walk easily :)
Made me laugh so much
Cheese is so cute!! What a sweet lady! I can see that most bearded dragons are dumb lol
Cheese got square brain
Square brain and a triangle head
No pifict surkl
Chez smort
@@joshuaweaver8657 Perfect circle is what you meant right?
@@mariemeoak306 yis pirfict
@@joshuaweaver8657 I see I've met a Sim
Cheese.... and ham and bread....
Should I be concerned that my bearded dragon keeps eating my hair?
Cheese is funny😂
Wall
Yes
Is this cheese’s preferred genre of music?
I once had my bearded dragon on a nonleather couch and he pooped down the top. I think it was revenge for taking him outside. Also had my lepoard gecko poop on the couch and me :/
How many times did she even say cHeESe? XD
CHEESE!!!!
Cheese like to bump into things and its sad is cheese not self aware or there surrounding’s?
I've always wondered why you named Cheese, Cheese.
cheemse
I was feeding my lizard once and it licked my finger
I also have a bearded dragon and she stares into my soul an it is actually terrifying
Where do lizards go when their tails come off?
The retail store.
out
Out of my house, both of you,
How did you get in here
@@joshuaweaver8657 ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ) i may breach doors to reach my waifus
@@apollomars1678 uhh...
So I have a gun now get out
@@joshuaweaver8657 i had a medival style sword.....Deus Io vult, that you have to get out.
There really are no thoughts behind her eyes, are there?
🧀🦎💙
wth there's one dislike who would dislike this i think they mean dis i like