2017 BMW Alpina B7 Review - Luxury Performance

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  • Опубліковано 12 січ 2025

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  • @chadsingleton7632
    @chadsingleton7632 8 років тому +169

    This is the best way to review a car.

    • @TheStraightPipes
      @TheStraightPipes  8 років тому +14

      +Chad Singleton we agree

    • @user-hd7ej9om1u
      @user-hd7ej9om1u 4 роки тому +1

      While not as informative, it's really entertaining

    • @udoheinrich4497
      @udoheinrich4497 4 роки тому +1

      Dev. the best Yuri and Jacub vid ever. Kinda like the driver. So straight and cool talking, and the he hits the padle, boom, and still cool...LOL Best review ever boy's.

  • @CarsWithoutLimits
    @CarsWithoutLimits 8 років тому +178

    Fave one so far. I m very satisfied

  • @muhammedsony8912
    @muhammedsony8912 4 роки тому +24

    2:14 When Russ hears "One time I rode first-class" and he starts laughin.

  • @NeokingTech
    @NeokingTech 8 років тому +55

    What a fun way to review this car! I've seen other reviews of high end luxury sedans, and they're never really much fun to watch haha.

    • @TheStraightPipes
      @TheStraightPipes  8 років тому +6

      +Neoking awesome thanks, we agree! Why be boring?

  • @justinwyatt5611
    @justinwyatt5611 6 років тому +6

    Driven one of these.... it's my absolute #1 favorite BMW and I drive them for a living
    The B7 is the top of the line for top speed(205 mph)
    Comfort
    And just raw acceleration that puts you in your seat.

  • @thomasnguyen3338
    @thomasnguyen3338 6 років тому +57

    Not even the Rolls-Royce has some of the features the BWM has.

    • @jaredshelton4718
      @jaredshelton4718 6 років тому +8

      They test the newest features in the BMW's before putting them in the Rolls. Most Rolls Royce drivers are older, more mature people who don't want to be bothered with gimmicky technology.

  • @M240Waheed
    @M240Waheed 8 років тому +72

    You guys are awesome! I feel like you guys got great big things in the future!

    • @TheStraightPipes
      @TheStraightPipes  8 років тому +19

      +Abdul Ahmed thanks man. Great big things would be nice

    • @lyubomirgeorgiev1465
      @lyubomirgeorgiev1465 6 років тому +1

      Read this comment 6 months ago... reading it now.. gonna read it in 1 more year when they have 1+ million subs

    • @christopherocean154
      @christopherocean154 4 роки тому

      Lyubomir Georgiev They’re only 47k subs away from that number now :-)

    • @nicaile1690
      @nicaile1690 4 роки тому +2

      They're at over a mil subs rn and the content is the best it's ever been

  • @AndreStojanovic
    @AndreStojanovic 8 років тому +189

    R.I.P. AUDI S8 and Mercedes S63...this car is amazing

    • @1614fares
      @1614fares 8 років тому +3

      Andre Stojanovic bavren motor works😽

    • @konquistador1
      @konquistador1 8 років тому +10

      Oh yeah, especially because Bmw has imitated a lot at Mercedes ^^ Thats actually okay but Merc is farther more exclusive and classy on interior and exterior.

    • @montanatru
      @montanatru 7 років тому +14

      Pro Patria don't know were you live but I see s classes all day everyday here in D.C s63's s65's and 550's like it's nothing I'll actually say the BMW is more exclusive because everyone has a Benz due to the depreciation is crazy

    • @konquistador1
      @konquistador1 7 років тому +2

      montanatru This is probably rather the fact that you live in an exclusive city. Not that these cars are not exclusive. Same for cities like Dubai or Monaco...

    • @LukaS-rw2zt
      @LukaS-rw2zt 7 років тому

      Andre Stojanovic mercedes diamond mansory s class is better than this just look

  • @johnoakes34
    @johnoakes34 5 років тому +6

    Saw one of those driving in Boston. My jaw dropped liked I saw a Lambo. Love Alpina's!

  • @frankdepasquale7500
    @frankdepasquale7500 7 років тому +64

    Russ looks like a fabulous cross between Martin Sheen and Dennis Hopper.

    • @epicon6
      @epicon6 6 років тому

      Frank DePasquale if Martin Sheen and Dennis Hopper looked like Carrot Top and Vanilla Ice.

    • @fbhacent
      @fbhacent 6 років тому

      Who the fuck ia russ anyway?

  • @undefined624
    @undefined624 7 років тому +7

    Audi S8, S63 AMG, B7. I don't want to say which of the list is the best. The Alpina B7 is fantastic for sports luxury.

  • @AlphaSQUADofficial
    @AlphaSQUADofficial 8 років тому +25

    Amazing review!!!

  • @sleepingbanshee_
    @sleepingbanshee_ 6 років тому +9

    Real life Mr. Wolf of Pulp Fiction

  • @Murtayafourfun
    @Murtayafourfun 8 років тому +11

    Great vid and that's an awesome tech packed Alpina!

  • @j2mfx945
    @j2mfx945 2 роки тому +1

    2:00 driver said don’t touch so he hit the gas and put him back😂😂😂

  • @DustyPearl-13
    @DustyPearl-13 6 років тому +1

    Yuri and Jacob are the coolest reviweres on UA-cam!!!

  • @JesseCarmichaelAutos
    @JesseCarmichaelAutos 8 років тому +4

    These are such cool cars... Always wished they'd make an M7 but this sort of fills that void.

    • @TheStraightPipes
      @TheStraightPipes  8 років тому

      +Jesse Carmichael Yeah pretty much, just geared way more towards luxury than performance (although no slouch at all)

    • @JesseCarmichaelAutos
      @JesseCarmichaelAutos 8 років тому +1

      TheStraightPipes Exactly. Kind of fits in with what the 7 series is all about anyway

    • @TheStraightPipes
      @TheStraightPipes  8 років тому +1

      +Jesse Carmichael yep!

    • @Kaisuke971
      @Kaisuke971 8 років тому

      The M760Li sorts of fits that void

    • @TheStraightPipes
      @TheStraightPipes  8 років тому +1

      +Kaisuke971 V12 beast!

  • @gamithadithya4166
    @gamithadithya4166 7 років тому +6

    0:46 you got that right

  • @MurderSTi
    @MurderSTi 3 роки тому

    Just picked one up CPO from BMW and had to watch this. The car is insane to daily drive.

  • @bluecollarnobodysitaras6503
    @bluecollarnobodysitaras6503 2 роки тому

    I own a 2007 alpina b7 and I can say THE CAR ROCKS

  • @manujuit
    @manujuit 6 років тому +1

    OK, that's it - This is officially my fav UA-cam automotive channel!!

  • @shellysmith4369
    @shellysmith4369 9 місяців тому

    Hilarious watching this in 2024 when Yuri basically says "What's an S Class? You've come a long way baby!

  • @patrickmartin3322
    @patrickmartin3322 4 роки тому +1

    They’ve come a long way since 2016

  • @Maxi_Shubert
    @Maxi_Shubert 5 років тому +2

    This car is beauty ... Love it

  • @ctl31820
    @ctl31820 8 років тому +7

    Just got mine delivered today. It is so incredibly fast. I'm sure I will be giving many people rides for a while lol.

    • @TheStraightPipes
      @TheStraightPipes  8 років тому +5

      +ctl31820 amazing, congrats!

    • @ctl31820
      @ctl31820 8 років тому +7

      AAJAA5 not sure how old you think I am or what I do for a living but I posted a video on UA-cam at my channel. Sad part is I had the car for 15 hours after waiting for 6 months and driving back to work at 5am I ran over a dead dear on the highway after passing an 18 wheeler and $4800 damage later I now have to wait for 2 months to have it repaired. The parts have to be made. Busted the radiator and a sub radiator and the spoiler. Sucks lol.

    • @TheStraightPipes
      @TheStraightPipes  8 років тому +5

      +ctl31820 nooooooo :(

    • @carstenhansen5757
      @carstenhansen5757 8 років тому +1

      LOL, yeah. That must be the top of pathetic. Trying to impress strangers online.

    • @ctl31820
      @ctl31820 8 років тому +6

      I don't understand how you guys can be under the assumption that I'm trying to impress. The BMW dealership I purchased my B7 from said they haven't sold an Alpina B7 in the state of Alabama since the year 2007. If you don't believe me again look at the video I posted of the acceleration when I was taking the dealer back to the dealership after driving my other car back to my house. My parts for the repair by the way are in transit from Germany. Once they get through customs I will have an ETA of the repair to be completed. Then I plan on making many more videos of the car for sure.

  • @TheMustang1985
    @TheMustang1985 4 роки тому

    still my favorite B7, the new B7 is fantastic too. If there's any B7 giveaway, please dont forget me guys!!

  • @Thoughtful8
    @Thoughtful8 4 роки тому

    One of the best cars in the world

  • @widowmakergarage
    @widowmakergarage 4 роки тому

    You look like two kids havin fun with their dad with the new car

  • @snakegs4203
    @snakegs4203 3 роки тому

    I just got a v12 21’ 760 and it’s nuts! 600 Hp

  • @jamviator
    @jamviator 8 років тому

    Superb review! It was fun to watch

    • @TheStraightPipes
      @TheStraightPipes  8 років тому

      +jamviator awesome thanks! Check them all out ;)

  • @ketany7016
    @ketany7016 8 років тому +7

    this is the one to have

  • @jessiebauer816
    @jessiebauer816 7 років тому

    You guys are funny, love the channel.

  • @wisdomntshalintshali3296
    @wisdomntshalintshali3296 6 років тому +2

    Jesus I love your videos...

  • @albertgrimes57otp4si
    @albertgrimes57otp4si 8 років тому +1

    This is a really nice BMW

  • @mieszkooracz7370
    @mieszkooracz7370 7 років тому

    Guys you are awesome! ...and Ross is the Boss.

    • @TheStraightPipes
      @TheStraightPipes  7 років тому

      +Mieszko Oracz thanks, we're faster than him now

  • @daugmulumba5086
    @daugmulumba5086 6 років тому

    I like when they shout Russ!

  • @totoluyum
    @totoluyum 4 роки тому

    What song plays on the radio at 0:45 seconds when russ turns up the radio.I've heard it before

    • @totoluyum
      @totoluyum 4 роки тому

      Its light mu fire by the doors

  • @Yordancho008
    @Yordancho008 8 років тому

    Why do you have only 3k subscribers lol. Great video guys, keep up the good work!

    • @TheStraightPipes
      @TheStraightPipes  8 років тому

      +Yordancho008 thanks :) Share the video help us get more!

    • @TomSMcCann
      @TomSMcCann 7 місяців тому +1

      Just saw this comment. Wow, how this channel had grown. Congrats guys!

    • @Yordancho008
      @Yordancho008 7 місяців тому

      @@TomSMcCann crazy right😃

  • @premiersmith9317
    @premiersmith9317 7 років тому

    This was awesome , awesome folks , great car.

  • @waverleyjournalise5757
    @waverleyjournalise5757 5 років тому

    Brilliant, brilliant car. Not my style as I'm AMG, but who cares - this one's just as cool. There's something about huge performance saloons...

  • @chrispewkreme
    @chrispewkreme 4 роки тому

    Yuri and Jekob should start a off-shoot Uber channel. And with the money, get a Alpina B7 to drive Uber with and then just make more and more.

  • @5abivt
    @5abivt 7 років тому

    lol that was awesome!! great review its noit always about steering feel or handling at the limit or ring times.. this was great !! Just need to program the rear seats to recline on full throttle !!!

  • @andrewaldujaili3145
    @andrewaldujaili3145 6 років тому

    so whats the difference between this and an M760i. Is this going to be phased out or what because they seem like the same exact car with different badging.

  • @Gomez_--je9db
    @Gomez_--je9db 5 місяців тому

    I don’t want this car I NEED THIS CARRRR!!!! 😱😱

  • @Bradman175
    @Bradman175 8 років тому +5

    Can someone tell me the difference between M cars like M5 and alpina cars like B7?

    • @TheStraightPipes
      @TheStraightPipes  8 років тому +5

      +Brad M cars are geared towards performance THEN luxury. Alpina's are geared towards luxury THEN performance. Alpina's value torque over horsepower for low end power

    • @Bradman175
      @Bradman175 8 років тому

      TheStraightPipes AH so alpina does 0-100km/h acceleration better than M cars but M cars accelerate better at higher speeds. I'll probably choose the alpina since I'm never going to drive that fast on a freeway.

    • @TheStraightPipes
      @TheStraightPipes  8 років тому +1

      +Brad yes exactly. The Alpina is a more usable power band in daily driving. However the Alpina's are also much more expensive!

    • @Bradman175
      @Bradman175 8 років тому

      TheStraightPipes They're expensive either way.

    • @TheStraightPipes
      @TheStraightPipes  8 років тому

      +Brad yes but the Alpina will always be more. And much more rare as well

  • @wendyfenton7298
    @wendyfenton7298 8 років тому

    Was a fun vid. Nice looking Car.

  • @pascaladjaero
    @pascaladjaero 7 років тому +1

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WOW
    hints of humor everywhere

  • @xGSFxGoat
    @xGSFxGoat 8 років тому +11

    Try out the 2017 Volvo XC90 Excellence! Driving that huge thing with just the electric engine on is a really weird experience (make sure you test drive the T8 engine, it's the hybrid one). Plus it's got some pretty cool luxury features, but not as many as the Alpina though.

    • @TheStraightPipes
      @TheStraightPipes  8 років тому +5

      +Goat if you get us one we'll drive it!

    • @xGSFxGoat
      @xGSFxGoat 8 років тому +2

      I work at a Volvo dealership in Calgary, if you're serious we could try to work something out.

    • @TheStraightPipes
      @TheStraightPipes  8 років тому +3

      +Goat as soon as we have budget to fly to Calgary you'll be my first call

    • @xGSFxGoat
      @xGSFxGoat 8 років тому +3

      Sounds good!
      You guys could possibly also test out a Polestar while you're here

    • @TheStraightPipes
      @TheStraightPipes  8 років тому +2

      Love Polestars!!!

  • @legoman4510002
    @legoman4510002 6 років тому +1

    So what's the difference between this and the m760 si?

    • @chydolimit
      @chydolimit 5 років тому

      This is V8 4 4L but have the same power output as the 6.6L v12 in the M760

  • @sargentmcbadass
    @sargentmcbadass 5 років тому

    Is Rus available for future reviews?

  • @xedosmillercycle9704
    @xedosmillercycle9704 8 років тому +6

    very nice car and very nice people

  • @jacoblay96
    @jacoblay96 7 років тому

    very fun and interesting to watch

  • @juanmcm
    @juanmcm 7 років тому +3

    The interior is so nice, *_BUT_* I think that the interior of _Lexus GS_ even the _Toyota Crown_ or the _Toyota Alphard/Vellfire_ (both only available in Japan or other countries in Asia) is much more interesting.
    Anyway, _Alpina_ have done a great job with that car!

  • @orgesgashi1255
    @orgesgashi1255 6 років тому +4

    Who watched this after they reviewed the M760li

  • @timc2832
    @timc2832 7 років тому

    what is the mpg I'm sure it's horribly low

  • @coo2kachoo
    @coo2kachoo 7 років тому +2

    I didn't watch before because ... we'll just did and. Damn. Best. Car. E v e rrrrrr.

  • @chrisg6990
    @chrisg6990 3 роки тому

    Alpina b7 or M760i?

  • @okrevichan
    @okrevichan 3 роки тому +1

    Am i the only one in 2021...?

  • @iambored9060
    @iambored9060 3 роки тому

    When a M5 starts dating a rolls

  • @itzjdub282
    @itzjdub282 3 роки тому

    It seems to be a 760

  • @morriszachrisson8359
    @morriszachrisson8359 3 роки тому

    That orange light on the fender is as ugly as orange tips on your airsofts.

  • @rjdasilva
    @rjdasilva 5 років тому

    That was great!

  • @Bina010
    @Bina010 7 років тому

    My name is albina and it rhymes 😋

  • @tanmaysharma2742
    @tanmaysharma2742 5 років тому

    Do one of the latest one as a tribute to this one lol

  • @ehbood
    @ehbood 8 років тому

    Yup, that was fun, even from my chair!

  • @ayeeryqn
    @ayeeryqn 5 років тому

    I found one at CarMax that was in gold for $88,000

  • @reypanda270
    @reypanda270 6 років тому

    Great car that car is perfect i like so much Strong.

  • @SM-1010
    @SM-1010 5 років тому

    I’m a Mercedes fan soo I don’t know much about alpina and bmw can someone explain somethings more?

    • @YoutubeMember-pg3zb
      @YoutubeMember-pg3zb 5 років тому

      AHellReign You see how there’s AMG and Mercedes? Take that same logic and say that the Alpina is the AMG for BMW.

    • @denzidk5628
      @denzidk5628 5 років тому

      @@UA-camMember-pg3zb Alpina is not the Amg for Bmw

    • @YoutubeMember-pg3zb
      @YoutubeMember-pg3zb 5 років тому

      Denzi DK I was drawing similarities

  • @buddysteve5543
    @buddysteve5543 7 років тому +1

    They should put wings and a propeller on this vehicle so that it can fly! Those guys would have been all over that cabin if they didn't have their seatbelt on! LOL!

    • @TheStraightPipes
      @TheStraightPipes  7 років тому

      +BuddySteve let's add a jet engine too while we're at it! Horsepower > safety

  • @ka5278
    @ka5278 6 років тому +1

    진정한 고급차 BMW,벤츠,아우디,포르쉐~~~.

  • @santiagocorona2094
    @santiagocorona2094 4 роки тому

    Bmw is king

  • @k.almohammadii
    @k.almohammadii 7 років тому

    Subbed

  • @Thoughtful8
    @Thoughtful8 4 роки тому

    He almost hit that truck then he looks in the rear view mirror

  • @richfuckable
    @richfuckable 8 років тому +16

    S65 AMG !!!!!

    • @konquistador1
      @konquistador1 8 років тому +4

      lol if you mean... but who buys a S-class oder 7 series to race?

    • @emililorenzo3835
      @emililorenzo3835 7 років тому

      UzzyFuzzyy facts

    • @ronaldsimon9718
      @ronaldsimon9718 7 років тому +1

      s63 facelift will demolish M760 and this alpina

    • @ultimussslol1558
      @ultimussslol1558 6 років тому +2

      Dude the reason that why the M760i is faster because it has XDrive the S65 is only a rear wheel drive car.

    • @jaredshelton4718
      @jaredshelton4718 6 років тому +1

      They're both good cars stop getting butthurt

  • @Salojuho
    @Salojuho 3 роки тому

    mercedez benz s class maybach is ment to be same as this

  • @divijsharma9304
    @divijsharma9304 4 роки тому

    Brabus s class

  • @ImmanuelDavid
    @ImmanuelDavid 8 років тому

    amazing

  • @christianangelocunanan2106
    @christianangelocunanan2106 7 років тому

    Cool car. But i hope he should have let you guys drive haha

    • @TheStraightPipes
      @TheStraightPipes  7 років тому

      +Christian Angelo haha we will drive some crazy cars

  • @JohnDoe-df8bj
    @JohnDoe-df8bj 6 років тому

    Haha that thing looks awesome

  • @vishals2557
    @vishals2557 6 років тому

    What is alpina

  • @Gwmcmi02
    @Gwmcmi02 8 років тому

    The driver reminds me of an actually-successful European Michael Scott.

  • @organickemp2655
    @organickemp2655 7 років тому

    ALPINA Vs Brabus

  • @pumpuppthevolume
    @pumpuppthevolume 7 років тому

    I can afford 2008 bmw 745 220k km right hand drive XD and it will be a bit steep

    • @TheStraightPipes
      @TheStraightPipes  7 років тому

      +pumpuppthevolume hopefully you have a big maintenance budget

    • @pumpuppthevolume
      @pumpuppthevolume 7 років тому

      WHY .......why do u have to ruing my dreams of close to free maintenance..........btw that might be a cool video for dirt poor people like me

    • @TheStraightPipes
      @TheStraightPipes  7 років тому

      +pumpuppthevolume Hahah yeah we still do used cars so if one comes up we'll do it

  • @wayson7390
    @wayson7390 7 років тому +6

    I have one 745 and I DIY to ALPINA B7 ,my friends nobody can kown is a 745😂😂😂

  • @falltaker5339
    @falltaker5339 7 років тому

    Oh they didn’t drive...

  • @Jacob-yx5vz
    @Jacob-yx5vz 6 років тому

    They’re like little kids 😂

  • @Argonportal
    @Argonportal 5 років тому

    need no Hotel lol

  • @MrChincheK
    @MrChincheK 7 років тому

    great reviews but not knowing what a S-Class is lol

  • @galvani14
    @galvani14 6 років тому

    Where are the best part of that car? The fucking alpina wheels !!!!!😭😭😭

  • @BrainForce95
    @BrainForce95 6 років тому

    It doesn’t work on poor people 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TheWaldrip
    @TheWaldrip 8 років тому

    Too grift for me

  • @guniseran
    @guniseran 6 років тому

    Money talks...

  • @Nycmade_
    @Nycmade_ 6 років тому

    Doesnt work on poor people lmaoo

  • @chichocali8120
    @chichocali8120 8 років тому +1

    soooooo sexxy carr

  • @AntonioHernandez-ml5mz
    @AntonioHernandez-ml5mz 5 років тому

    Odd video.

  • @jeffreytinsley3208
    @jeffreytinsley3208 7 років тому

    Hilarious

  • @GUIGU32
    @GUIGU32 7 років тому

    Hilarious!!!

  • @kingmiller1982
    @kingmiller1982 8 місяців тому

    I don't like the driver. Bad review