An Intro to the Dark Millennium but google translated grimdarkly
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- Опубліковано 2 чер 2023
- Original video: • Warhammer 40,000: An I...
Narrator voiced by Hulkycrow
Royalty-Free Music by / myuuji
(Song: Danger - [Dark Ambient] by myuu)
I do these by translating on Google each of the original lines through a dozen or more different languages and then translate it back to English. I repeat the operation until each line is ridiculous enough to have it voiced. - Наука та технологія
"There is no vacation."
GW somehow found a way to make the setting more grimdark.
In the grimdark of the 41st millenium unions have been broken and workers have no vacation
Why does this sound like a super drunk Rogal Dorn try to explain history?
Mno.
@@PlokHR spoken like a true son of Dorn
Father, Primarchs are immune to poison and can there not experience intoxication from alcohol.
"This, is true".
And now you've made me want to see 40K get the Drunk History treatment...
So God is not a thief, married or dangerous, but the Syrian king spends a small fortune every day to kill him? World war One is weird.
Sometimes you just *really* don't like a guy, y'know
It was another time, mate.
Such is the life of trying to explain his longing for the distant stars by drawing the attention of the spirit of Satan as seen from the window of a dream car during a rescue mission.
The European Union war was stranger.
The inquisition being labeled "anonymous informants" is great in so many ways.
Report any sign of tomato observers to your local anonymous informant
and the local army, haahaha
Back when the emperor roamed the earth, before the age of stars, he somehow pissed off a Syrian king so bad he put a bounty on his head. This is now canon.
This also lead to WWI, which lasted 14 years
@@merrittanimation7721 Which pits Tomato observers, scientists, publishers, and advocates against journalists.
To be fair its possible he did
The emperor canonically pissed of many ppl
When you're trying to reach a specific word count for an essay - "For a hundred years the emperor ruled for a hundred years"
suffer not the tomato observer to live
i will observe all the tomatos i want
"He lives without blood. Which is funny." Did Dorn translate this?
He did immediately sound like TTS Dorn in my head after that.
@@oddtomato1049 Same here
Oh no. Now I crave to hear this read in Dorn's voice. How much would we have to pay SuperAnchors to make that happen?
@@oddtomato1049I have observed you. I will now report you to my local anonymous informants.
Living without blood? Funniest shit I've ever seen.
I swear Dorn is reading this.
Khorne is offended.
"It was called World War 1, and it lasted for 14 years"
Now THIS is a mod I wanna play
The Death Korps of Krieg are ready.
there was this early 2002 Ego Shooter called Iron Storm taking place in year 50 of WW1
@@VCMEntertainments And with Bet On Soldier being a thing, it continued into 1998 - a whole lifetime of constant war.
@@caav56 Has man gone insane?
A few will remain
Who'll find a way
To live one more day
Through decades of war?
@@ValeBridges It spreads like disease
There's no sign of peace
Religion and greed
Cause millions to bleed
Three decades of war...
He lives without blood.
Which is funny.
Corgis are also funny.
They have small legs.
This is true...
And funny. Yes.
Adeptus Astard has the _entire_ Imperial Guard as relatives? Damn, that is a large family!
"The only way to explain the king's longing for the distant stars was to draw attention to the spirit of Satan seen from a dream car during a rescue operation".
Damn... this road trip to Molech seems like a great story
"For a hundred years the Emperor ruled for a hundred years" Oh my God, Wow!
Although the king was not dead, the king was still alive.
@@noradrenalin8062 The Syrian King paid Thousands of dollars to kill this guy
@@black_grey_white9813 He spends $1k dollars daily
The Syrian King seems like a big threat to the Imperium, Why isn't there more Lore about him?
The Emperor of Mankind: “Assad must go.”
Al Assad: “Who must go?”
Emperor of Mankind: psychically screaming in complete and total agony as he is forced to sit upon the golden throne.
@@casmd2131 This implies Assad has still been running whatever is left of Syria on Holy Terra in some form for the past four millennium just for the emperor to still die before him. 😂
@@janedoe4929Horus was actually paid by Al Assad to rebel.
Well, not he's not a threat anymore considering there's the superpowered astromer adeptus astard, and his many relatives in high places.
"He lives without blood. Which is funny"
Khorne did not like that
Adeptus Astard, THE space marine
The imperium’s finest astronomer (and superhero)
Beware the scientists, the publishers and the tomato observers.
Between Jeff (see a prior translation) and the tomato observers, Mr. Astard is gonna need All his extended family just to survive.
Ah yes, international journalists, the backbone of the Imperium.
Everybody gangsta till the chief of the royal Caribbean navy takes over the galaxy
Rum and bolter fire
It's different
Ah yes. The first space marine.
ADEPTUS ASTARD
All space marines were named after him.
That’s it I want to be a tomato observer when I grow up
Why do you want to be a threat to international journalists?
This feels so calm like a grandpa telling a bedtime story.
Definetively Rogal Dorn
@@SIGNOR-GBoy is confused but is glad he is learning.
it seems google translate is getting better, it said imperial guard and almost said adeptus astartes
All hail the great Adeptus Astard. Hero of the Imperium.
Felt like big E was announcing his status as single at the end
"there is no vacation under the stars" no war but class war
"Don't forget this in a great technical and scientific way." sounds like the preamble to a threat my psyche was not prepared to receive.
In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only the observation of tomatoes.
You are the last remnant of TTS...
I miss TTS Tails...
I miss it a lot...
I miss it so much
*There is no vacation under the stars*
Never truer words spoken. Sad times. :C
This has done what neither Chaos nor the myriad factions of the Imperium can make me do... it has struck my mind and painfully shattered it in ways that Tzeentch would envy. Well done, Eliphas the Inheritor (unless my mind is broken to the point of mistitling you).
Suffer not the tomato observer to live.
"Which is funny" got a chuckle out of me.
"God is not a big man, he is not a thief, he is neither married, nor dangerous."
this should be at the front of every religious text ever.
I miss TTS 😢
😢
same, bro 😢
Please, I want a transcript of this. It's magnificent
You’ve got to watch out for the tomato observers.
This is how 40K feels to someone who's never heard of it when you're trying to explain the setting.
Eliphas the Translator
please never stop making these. Your "google-translated"-warhammer videos are the funniest thing I've ever seen and I always come back to them to have a good time. I cannot wait for 'Space Marine 2' to release, just for the reason that I'm excited what you will do with it.
Astard sounds like an insult
I want to be a Tomato Observer
There is no vacation under the stars....
I always love seeing these.
Luckily my family is vacationing in the Carribean rather than in Syria, hopefully the half a million year old bachelor can keep those dang international journalists off their back until they're done getting married.
Let’s hope the Syrian king doesn’t succeed in killing him before they leave.
@@merrittanimation7721 The Real Ashurbanipal's bio reads like a Doom movie script
I HAVE GAZED INTO THE HEART OF THE TOMATO. Emperor protect me.
Assad trying to kill the God Emperor: "There is no vacation among the stars"
Even Google Translator knows its called "Imperial Guard" the machinespirit has spoken imperial truth.
New motto, neither maried nor dangerous
“God is not a big man”
One could even say hes
Just a little guy
*THERE IS NO VACATION UNDER THE STARS*
Hive Cites don’t do PTO
Damn tomatoes and their observers causing WW1!
"God is not a big man" well Ecclesiarch Decius XXIII tried to explain it with moderate success...
Can we hope @Eliphas for a Darktide video translation?
Well Eliphas is still Alive!
Noooo.. I wanted vacation under the stars
It's been 2 Months since uploaded Eli. You came back when we need you the most.
This is canon
Truly, a poem for the ages!
"there is no vacation under the stars" nice euphemism for "there is only war"
the inheritor has finally dropped a video
This is a translation made by the Adeptus Mechanicus using an old STC called the google an all knowing all seeing eye.
"Tomato Observers" sounds sexual.
I live these. The verbal equivalent of „never let them know your next move“
Excerpt from a history lecture given on a fringe world after it had lost contact with the wider Imperium for several millennia.
Adeptus Astard, Astronomer and Superhero, sounds like he could be a legit DC character.
Damn who knew the syrian king hated the emporer so much
Dear emprah this is just telling the actual world.
When ChatGPT tackles Grimdark.
I lost it at "tomato observers".
so everyone's talking about world war I but not the fact it was called that because the president requested it?
I was just thinking about this one lol.
"For a hundred years the emperor ruled for a hundred years."
I'm shocked. I'm flabbergasted. You might even say that I'm gobsmacked.
The Syrian king sounds like a baller
This is truly grimdank 😂😂
Deep lore.
Impressive impressions of the most impressed kind.
So the speaker claims to be 411,000 years old, or 411 ka, but humanity by the 41st millennium has only existed for like, at most 368 ka or something like that. This raises the question; Who is narrating?
A xeno? A time-travelling perpetual? An Artificial- um, a _Machine Spirit_ that's lived numerous subjective years?
I didn't know that the Syrian king is the Emperor's worst enemy...
I got really excited for a moment when I saw this… Maybe one day again ❤
I think I'm going insane
I feel observed.
Based on that part about him having no blood that mean you can't kill him because you know that saying that most soldiers say when they being movies you know the part about if it bleeds you can kill it you can't believe without blood💯🤣🤣🤣🤣
Abraham Lincoln welcome back
The remembrances on Russ’s flagship be like:
Oh boy, did I LOLed out loud :D
The syrian king pays thousands of dollars a day caught me so off guard lmfao
Damn it Dorn that's not how the translator works
This is a very dark time
Well, some of it makes even sense, LOL!
I want to write this novel.
god bless you Eliphas
Da Emparah: Dey be my Caribbean Space Marines, man!
bomboclat space marine ya mahneee
Adeptus Astards... Adeptus Asstards... Adeptus Ass Tards...
I will remember
I'm begging you to make more of these. Do one on Roboute Guilliman...
Wouldnt be surprised if this kind of stuff was what some uneducated planets get of the Imperium's history.
Which is funny.
Better lore than anything GW is currently producing
Totally true lol
It's different...