Quick Start Ep 2: What The Heck Was Asus Express Gate?

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  • @gotoastal
    @gotoastal Рік тому +561

    Last time it was 13". This time it's 8". Will the next ideal laptop size be even smaller? Tune in to the next episode to find out!

    • @CathodeRayDude
      @CathodeRayDude  Рік тому +248

      ...i do have the htc shift x9500 coming up at some point,

    • @jdpruente
      @jdpruente Рік тому +84

      ASUS proved with the original Eee PC that 7" is just big enough to get the job done, you just won't really enjoy it.

    • @whatr0
      @whatr0 Рік тому +18

      The ideal laptop size is the Atari Portfolio

    • @EeekItsSnek
      @EeekItsSnek Рік тому +1

      That's exactly what I was gonna say 😂😂😂

    • @scarfboy
      @scarfboy Рік тому +3

      I bet Dana Sibera can help.

  • @samsanimationcorner3820
    @samsanimationcorner3820 Рік тому +104

    I remember Express Gate. It was actually pretty cool. A secret 2nd operating system. I used it to look at porn when I was way too young. My dad had no way of finding my Express Gate search history.

    • @Gatorade69
      @Gatorade69 Рік тому +10

      Sneaky...

    • @KOTYAR1
      @KOTYAR1 Рік тому +12

      I guess it was used for that way more than for legit stuff 😁

    • @notNajimi
      @notNajimi 7 місяців тому +11

      You were playing 5d chess

    • @gjits5307
      @gjits5307 Місяць тому +2

      Asus at the time used the motto "Rock solid, heart touching"

  • @Jasa12265
    @Jasa12265 Рік тому +812

    I had to install ChromeOS on my grandma's old laptop so she wouldn't be as vulnerable to scams and viruses. I could see ExpressGate making a comeback but targeted at children and the elderly.

    • @taruxy
      @taruxy Рік тому +65

      would'nt chromeOS be seen as the sucessor to expressGate tho?

    • @JeffreyPiatt
      @JeffreyPiatt Рік тому +51

      Express gate and Splash top are embedded Linux distros. Chrome os is a full linux distribution it uses some GPU drivers.

    • @Look_What_You_Did
      @Look_What_You_Did Рік тому +41

      I'll still scam her...

    • @erascarecrow2541
      @erascarecrow2541 Рік тому +40

      @@taruxy ChromeOS is more or less a stripped version of linux, which includes a number of CLI utilities but is otherwise just the chrome browser.
      Flashing ChromeBooks i've started just using GalliumOS on everything due to sound driver fighting, and it's very quick and is a full Linux Distro.

    • @imark7777777
      @imark7777777 Рік тому +18

      Is a great idea until you have to run that one program that thing insist they need. Currently have a guy who really shouldn't be on windows doesn't want to be on windows in his afraid that Microsoft is altering everything on his computer with every update and deleting files. Yet he is so hard stuck in outlook an old version of Outlook!

  • @Austinbro217
    @Austinbro217 Рік тому +149

    "no laptop should be larger than 13 inches"
    "no laptop should be larger than 8 inches"
    Excited for him to pull out like a palm pilot for the third escalation of this bit

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios Рік тому +15

      "no laptop should be larger than inches"

    • @arnehurnik
      @arnehurnik Рік тому +4

      The final installment in this series will be a flip phone.

    • @glarynth
      @glarynth Рік тому +3

      What is this, a laptop for ants?!

    • @Scarsuna
      @Scarsuna Рік тому

      @p.a.x That's what workstations are for.

    • @zulutgseta8276
      @zulutgseta8276 4 місяці тому +1

      Mine is 7.1 inches and legendary

  • @kumozenya
    @kumozenya Рік тому +312

    my friend saw the word express gate on the vid and immediately went into the closet to grab a motherboard that has the words "express gate" on it and showed it to me very enthusiastically. He said he was able to access windows files system with that one and got rid of a directory that prevented him from booting into windows ( possibly virus?). Perhaps it is the cloud version that was able to do this, so I'm very excited to see the upcoming videos. So far this series has been a blast and I basically click on the videos as soon as I see the notification on patreon!

    • @spitefulwar
      @spitefulwar Рік тому +54

      That has to have been the most expensive linux live CD in history!

    • @iykury
      @iykury 10 місяців тому +5

      @@spitefulwari mean, if you're building a desktop computer you're going to have to buy a motherboard, so at that point express gate is basically free

  • @Summer512
    @Summer512 Рік тому +261

    I feel like there's a computer equivalent of an escape room in that operating system, where the goal is to escape into the file system and call for help.

    • @tomysshadow
      @tomysshadow Рік тому +22

      So what you're saying is, we should have an Express Gate CTF. I like your thinking

    • @catalystzerova
      @catalystzerova Рік тому +15

      Perfectly describes the experience of trying to do anything useful from a windows recovery usb

    • @beepyshenanigans
      @beepyshenanigans Рік тому +6

      @@tomysshadowi’m going to make it, i have the installer, i am going to get it booting on qemu, and do that

    • @ian_b
      @ian_b Рік тому +2

      @@beepyshenanigans You are the best of us.

    • @beepyshenanigans
      @beepyshenanigans Рік тому +2

      @@ian_b lol

  • @BiggNife
    @BiggNife Рік тому +130

    I actually did use ExpressGate on my Asus laptop in college a little bit!! Before everyone had a smartphone, it was actually useful to quickly check my email between classes when my laptop was already shut down. But then in junior year I got a smartphone, and that use case became completely unnecessary. I always thought it was novel technology that was just too limited in its use cases.

    • @jackkraken3888
      @jackkraken3888 Рік тому +1

      And the level of info is crazy!

    • @jpuentet
      @jpuentet Рік тому +3

      I had exactly the same experience 😅

  • @jackkraken3888
    @jackkraken3888 Рік тому +127

    The minute you mentioned that we could have had Linux based system utilities on so many motherboards my brain exploded. Even as a windows user that would have been amazing and could have helped so many users out. It's crazy that never happened!

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios Рік тому +2

      Just boot into the IME or PSP

    • @jackkraken3888
      @jackkraken3888 Рік тому +2

      @@HappyBeezerStudios PSP?

    • @233kosta
      @233kosta Рік тому +2

      The GNU core utilities which come with literally every GNU/linux distribution are incredibly useful, but it's been 50 years or something so no one outside of the linux user base knows about them.
      The one I use most is dd. dd will write an iso image to flash memory with no hassle nor silly questions. It's the simplest, quickest, most reliable way I've found to make bootable USBs of almost anything. And it's been a thing since the '70s. I felt cheated when I discovered it 😅

    • @jackkraken3888
      @jackkraken3888 Рік тому +2

      @@233kosta I also heard dd is good for recovering data from dying drives.

    • @233kosta
      @233kosta Рік тому

      @@jackkraken3888 Yeh, it'll take a raw image of pretty much anything. Read errors and all.

  • @RedHedDes
    @RedHedDes Рік тому +269

    I love that this channel is the Technology Collections of the hardware-software niche. Great vid as always :)

    • @glitchedoom
      @glitchedoom Рік тому +88

      It occupies a comfy spot between LGR and Technology Connections.

    • @jackkraken3888
      @jackkraken3888 Рік тому +14

      @@glitchedoom Right? And it's so bloody jam packed with info!

    • @belstar1128
      @belstar1128 Рік тому +7

      Technology Collections focusses more on 80s 70s and older tech while crd focusses in 90s and 2000s tech.

    • @Wawrzino
      @Wawrzino Рік тому +5

      Holy trinity of channels: Technology Connections for electronics till 80' and analog tech, LGR for 80-90' pc and oddware and CRD for early 2000. Imagine a collab of them togheter

    • @kargaroc386
      @kargaroc386 Рік тому

      LGR has a vaguely uncomfortable feeling that the others (except *maybe* oddity archive) don't have

  • @Gersberms
    @Gersberms Рік тому +22

    I did boot this once off an Asus motherboard, thought to myself "neat", then never looked at it again and forgot it existed. Excellent coverage of this fascinating artifact.

  • @RichardG867
    @RichardG867 Рік тому +129

    About the broken motherboards: that USB port overcurrent error is often caused by one of the jumpers that switch a set of USB ports between regular power and standby power being missing. It has happened to me on an ASUS AMD board not much newer than yours, and adding the missing jumper fixed it.

    • @CathodeRayDude
      @CathodeRayDude  Рік тому +74

      huh! That's bizarre, I wish I'd known about it - I mean, these boards are trash anyway, but it would have saved me a little bit of money making this ep, haha.

  • @jochenstacker7448
    @jochenstacker7448 Рік тому +50

    I absolutely adore your dedication to bring us this series about a feature that nobody ever cared about and probably never will.
    And I certainly won't miss one second of it, because you make it interesting and accessible.
    It reminds me of the engine teardowns on I do Cars that i am absolutely addicted to.

  • @megatronskneecap
    @megatronskneecap Рік тому +168

    Surprisingly, Skype were told by these express boot manufactures to produce a Linux based version of the software literally just for this.

    • @amyisreallybored
      @amyisreallybored Рік тому +22

      i used to run the linux version of skype for a few years, i think a few years after this was relevant. thats funny.

    • @thehobnob
      @thehobnob Рік тому +35

      So we have this to "thank" for Skype on Linux? That's pretty amazing

    • @megatronskneecap
      @megatronskneecap Рік тому +4

      @@thehobnob Yup.

    • @alext3811
      @alext3811 Рік тому +2

      Did this end when Microsoft bought them?

    • @RabbitEarsCh
      @RabbitEarsCh Рік тому +32

      CERN heavily relied on Skype on Linux for their internal comms for years. I know my lab in USF did too back in the Skype days. I can't believe that so much of the fabric of communication in science labs primarily running Linux desktops, to talk to their Windows overlords, was powered by...ASUS shipping a cut-down Linux distro on all their motherboards. Thanks, ASUS? Thasus?

  • @chronossage
    @chronossage Рік тому +62

    Man I kind of love the theoretical idea of all motherboards having like 8-32gb of eMMC storage for a small fast Linux partition to act as either a quick boot or recovery os. Back before SSDs I could see like a full fast booting Linux being a great thing when you just need to search or edit something fast but I don't want to make a sandwich while I wait for my computer to boot. Probably would of helped Linux be more popular then it is. Shame nothing like that ever happened.

    • @KL1FF
      @KL1FF Рік тому +11

      99.9% sure Microsoft would have prevented that from happening on a massive scale, if not already. Maybe that's the reason why all of this was a marketing failure: it was (forcibly) by design.

  • @CoyoteSeven
    @CoyoteSeven Рік тому +95

    I had an ASUS M4N98TD that lasted me from around 2010 to 2020 when it finally started acting strange. I had to look at the manual to see if it had Express Gate and according to the online copy I was reading it did. In the entire time I was using it, I was completely unaware of it even existing.

    • @Dong_Harvey
      @Dong_Harvey Рік тому +4

      Same damn thing. I would seen EXPRESSGATE during boot, but always thought it was some be firmware addition to the BIOS.
      Unfortunately I was right in the wrong way
      Thanks Gravis

    • @TheAcadianGuy
      @TheAcadianGuy Рік тому +1

      I had the same mobo with a phenom II 965 back in 2011

    • @alext3811
      @alext3811 Рік тому

      I had an X58 board that had that as a child (hand-me-down). I think I remember it being a bios option and maybe using it's web browser when I being young and dumb broke my dual boot Linux / Win7 setup (I don't do this, I use WSL because I'm lazy). I'm actually using an Asus board (B450 TUF or something like this), and have had zero problems with any of them. Given the whole X3D CPU's literally cooking themselves, esp on Asus boards (although this is the highest-end stuff), maybe not the highest end stuff.

    • @CoyoteSeven
      @CoyoteSeven Рік тому +1

      @@TheAcadianGuy I had a Phenom II X6 1090T. Now I have a 4-core Ryzen. Whee!

  • @somerandomdude4300
    @somerandomdude4300 Рік тому +187

    Intel Macs have an actually useful version of this, the firmware has the ability to connect to the internet, download a recovery OS into RAM and then live boot it from RAM. You could access a full terminal, mount the disk if it was working, reinstall the OS, and access a modern working version of Safari. It is so nice never needing to flash an install USB to reinstall. It also allowed me to keep working when the boot drive failed completely. I dont know why nobody has implimented this for windows, it seems like it could be built into the BIOS since it would just need to download the recovery OS, not store it.

    • @jackkraken3888
      @jackkraken3888 Рік тому +18

      That is cool AF.

    • @thehobnob
      @thehobnob Рік тому +23

      Some newer Dell Optiplexes I’ve worked with have this sort of feature (“SupportAssist OS Recovery”) but I haven’t seen it on any consumer-level kit (probably for OS licensing reasons)

    • @ChrisWijtmans
      @ChrisWijtmans Рік тому +5

      uh you do know every mobo can boot from LAN? or from NFS.

    • @thehobnob
      @thehobnob Рік тому +36

      @@ChrisWijtmans for sure. But not every mobo can boot from LAN, connect to 's recovery image server and download an OS when there's no disk/a damaged disk present.
      I don't think most folks are hosting their own WDS/MDT server anyway :P

    • @nickwallette6201
      @nickwallette6201 Рік тому +5

      This is an advantage to having a unified hardware / software vendor. That said, I've never used it. I just maintain a library of installers on CD/DVD/SD, going back to 10.0, because I assumed it would fail to work about three years after the computer was released.
      It wouldn't be _impossible_ to do something similar for Windows or Linux -- it would just have to go through a hardware detection process and download the appropriate drivers as well (assuming it had them.) Not quite as elegant as having a "this model = this image" thing on the server.

  • @amp888
    @amp888 Рік тому +56

    I had Express Gate on a socket 775 board, and it actually came in handy. My hard drive died and while I was waiting for it to be RMA'd, I used the chat/pidgin app and browser. It wasn't great, but it was better than nothing.

    • @sobolanul96
      @sobolanul96 Рік тому +11

      pidgin... I haven't heard that name in a loooong time...

    • @jackkraken3888
      @jackkraken3888 Рік тому +13

      It feels like almost a crime to not add a more useful version of Linux on the motherboard, and this is coming from a Windows user.

    • @martinwhitaker5096
      @martinwhitaker5096 Рік тому +3

      @@sobolanul96 I still use pidgin daily!

  • @Mark-vv1dy
    @Mark-vv1dy Рік тому +42

    My man, you can make literally the most mundane, overlooked hardware and software into truly entertaining videos. I'm really happy to see how much your channel is growing. It's very well-deserved.

  • @eagle-eyes777
    @eagle-eyes777 Рік тому +51

    Two episodes in, and this is already one of my favorite tech-related video series!

  • @hellomynameisrodney
    @hellomynameisrodney Рік тому +14

    I used Express Gate for exactly what you just spoke about: to let someone, usually a family member, to use my computer to look things up on the internet.

  • @AnthonySmith
    @AnthonySmith Рік тому +27

    I used this heavily during the win 7 era for battery savings while traveling when I only needed a browser and Skype.

    • @AnthonySmith
      @AnthonySmith Рік тому +3

      To be clear this was on a laptop and branded as splashtop if memory serves.

  • @MrDeelightful
    @MrDeelightful Рік тому +73

    This was a fun video! You're really getting your narration/presentation style shined up, even with such an arcane and dry topic. It's cool to see how your videos are evolving over time. Keep at it. :D

    • @Xsiondu
      @Xsiondu Рік тому +9

      This guy can tell a story about grass growing and I would be like hmmm‽ I did not know Oregon was the grass capital of the continent.

    • @pyrioncelendil
      @pyrioncelendil Рік тому +4

      @@Xsiondu Sure it is, for a flexible definition of "grass."

    • @KOTYAR1
      @KOTYAR1 Рік тому

      Yes, he's becoming better and better at it

  • @thedadoftown1774
    @thedadoftown1774 Рік тому +15

    I forgot about pidgin! Also a homestar reference?! I love this channel, reminds me of when I was doing tech support when XP was the most common operating system but Vista was creeping in and we all hated it. Some customers' computers seemed completely unable to function, and now I'm realizing that while there was a level of technical ineptitude that made most calls painful, the state of machines and operating systems in this time definitely didn't help! Legitimately interesting history imo!

    • @Gatorade69
      @Gatorade69 Рік тому +1

      I helped a few older people roll back to XP. I hated it, everyone hated it it seems.

    • @gotoastal
      @gotoastal Рік тому

      Pidgin still exists!

  • @matchc0635
    @matchc0635 Рік тому +47

    This is epic, like half of the computer in the library I used to go to in my childhood have this silly thing because Asus had a strong foothold in government computer service in my region since it's a domestic brand, being some 8 year old without any jacksh!t knowledge about either English or computer, we all basically ignored it and proceed to wait about 5 minute for it to boot windows XP.

    • @shortcat
      @shortcat Рік тому +1

      There's a reasonable chance network admins ignored it either and it wouldn't have got working connection.

    • @alext3811
      @alext3811 Рік тому +2

      Makes sense for Taiwan. Visited there a decade ago since the Chinese (moved there after CCP) half of my family lived there. Don't remember seeing too much Asus, although we didn't go to tech places because me and my dad (not the Chinese side) are the only computer people in our family. Ironically I had one of those boards as a child (hand-me-down), and may have used ExpressGate, albeit as a child (middle/secondary school, hand-me-down) who had no business dual booting Linux and Windows.

  • @fbndrk
    @fbndrk Рік тому +21

    It was today that I found out the motherboard I have been using for the past TWELVE YEARS has EG built in, and I consider myself a prime example of a nerd. If it wasn't for "never change a running system" I would love to figure out how to boot that up und have a play with it, just to see what I could have been actively ignoring all those years.

  • @genomeyganomey6647
    @genomeyganomey6647 Рік тому +3

    How have I not discovered this channel sooner, the jokes are fresh, the topics are intriguing, and the quality is better than most tech mainstream channels.
    I look forward to watching your videos!

  • @Bobbias
    @Bobbias Рік тому +6

    Saw your writeups on this stuff. I'm happy to see this investigation ended up in a video.
    The black magic they've done in some of the instant on stuff is wild.

  • @abhimaanmayadam5713
    @abhimaanmayadam5713 Рік тому +26

    Sony uses splashtop in their early 2010s pcs. It either had a browser only (firefox 3 based, im not even joking) or apparantly had a word processor built in. Idk why they had 2 solutions (last video wasnt splashtop). This was fantastic for people who didn't have access to their home computer outside of supervised time. (I only had my dad's pc in the house and it had a password). I used it heavily when I was grounded and didnt have my school laptop. I could watch youtube via any site that supported youtube embeds, so stuff like cleartube was great. idk why it was like that. I could order pizza from it (only papa johns worked, nothing else).

    • @Fay7666
      @Fay7666 Рік тому +5

      It's Firefox 3 because major version numbers only came with big jumps and changes every few years, but minor revisions and security updates still happened about as often as they did. After Firefox 4 released did they change to the *every change needs a new version* method, otherwise we'd probably be in Firefox 5 after the migration that happened around the v67 (I think).

    • @shortcat
      @shortcat Рік тому +1

      yeah, i remember trying firefox 4 beta, it was a huge deal, and not very well recieved

  • @Lastman737
    @Lastman737 Рік тому +17

    If you find it interesting I'd enjoy a video giving some tips for a younger person trying to begin in the hobby of collecting old tech. It's a bit daunting and I'm constantly looking for guidance and motivation. Thank you for considering it. I love your channel.

  • @indigotyrian
    @indigotyrian Рік тому +18

    I distinctly remember using something like this once when after putting together a new build and discovering I couldn't boot into Windows, I used the web browser feature to look things up for tech support and join an IRC channel with a web-based client. At that point in time, before I had a smartphone and access to the Internet even if my computer was down, it was really handy to have to be able to look up how to fix something.

  • @cddll24
    @cddll24 Рік тому +14

    I had the P5Q-E motherboard. I loved that machine, it was a beast for the time with my heavily overclocked Q6600 and dual Radeon 4850's.

    • @theholyviper
      @theholyviper Рік тому

      oh boi, I had a p5q-e as well.

    • @cddll24
      @cddll24 Рік тому +2

      @@theholyviper I mentioned this as a comment in his last video. But one time, I reinstalled windows and since that deleted the Express Gate installation, my PC would start up and just get stuck at a black screen because it was looking for Express Gate which wasn't there. It took me weeks to figure out the problem. I tried replacing the CMOS batter and my PC booted up just fine, then if I tried to reboot it wouldn't work. So I figured out removing and reinserting the CMOS battery would let it boot once. From there I figured out it was because it was loading default BIOS settings. Then after tinkering with the BIOS I figured out Express Gate was the problem.

    • @TheWeepingCorpse
      @TheWeepingCorpse Рік тому +1

      I still rock a Q6600 with a HD6850 as a spare machine.

    • @lvl90dru1d
      @lvl90dru1d Рік тому +1

      i had p5ql-epu (i guess it still somewhere but capacitors are in bad condition)

    • @RJARRRPCGP
      @RJARRRPCGP Рік тому

      @@lvl90dru1d There are Asus P5QLs that have bad caps. But, the P5QL Pro has pretty much what you usually see on motherboards now.

  • @notajetplane
    @notajetplane 10 місяців тому +1

    I just found your channel from a link in a reddit comment explaining what that wierd button on his old Dell laptop did, and I really liked your channel. More authentic than LTT.

  • @2lefThumbs
    @2lefThumbs Рік тому +5

    Nicely thought out series, complete with cliff-hanging previews😀👍👍

  • @Dorff_Meister
    @Dorff_Meister Рік тому +10

    In roughly this era, maybe a bit later, I had a Netbook (Asus, I believe) that I mostly used as a media player for my commutes. Fortunately, I had pretty good luck with Hibernate with it (I've usually had pretty good luck with Windows Hibernate). I remember noticing the device offering a system like this that included media player functionality. I tried it one time. I found it took longer to boot than restore from Hibernate. And the media player was complete garbage. I remember questioning it's existence at the time. Update after watching the video: I believe it was almost certainly this software and my memory of "garbage media player" was probably actually "oh, there's no media player."

  • @WhatsOnTheOtherEnd
    @WhatsOnTheOtherEnd Рік тому +3

    Huge hype, and I have really been enjoying this series. Can't wait for the rest of it!

  • @williamdlc3
    @williamdlc3 Рік тому +10

    Loved seeing the Asus and Lenovo netbooks on your channel, I have a soft spot for netbooks, I had an MSI Wind u100 back in 2009, and I loved it. There’s something charming about them, even though they were severely underpowered and were taken over by iPads and when ultrabook sized laptops became the standard.
    All the tech wizard teachers in my old high school had them, and some of em refused to use Windows and were full on Linux.

    • @SianaGearz
      @SianaGearz Рік тому +3

      Believe it or not, i'm watching and writing this on a netbook with an N270. Straight from the era. I managed to force Chromium to use GMA950 for accelerated compositing, blur effects and whatnot. Linux of course.
      MSI Wind i remember they seemed nice, though realistically they were all kind of eerily similar. I think my favourite MSI is not a netbook though but S262/S271 Megabook barebone, older but modest upper class.

  • @Ruinah
    @Ruinah Рік тому +10

    22:23 Can confirm, my main desktop for a VERY long time ran on an ASUS P6T6 WS Revolution, which featured ExpressGate. I think I used it once just to make sure it actually worked in the last 10+ years of owning/using that PC.

  • @DEMENTO01
    @DEMENTO01 Рік тому +3

    you're really spoling us with these many videos in a month wow thank you 😭

  •  Рік тому +4

    Gravis,most of the topics you are talking about in your films i couldn't care less about, but anyway i watch every one from start to finish with a lot of enjoyment
    You have the talent to talk about that 😀

  • @Henk717
    @Henk717 Рік тому +9

    I did unironically use Splashtop OS (The unbranded version) and cared enough to both preserve it and make an offline installer for it.
    Unfortunately when I sent it to CRD it was to late for this video, but he does have access to a version of Splashtop that from memory uses Google Chrome instead and can be installed on any brand.

  • @TheBig451
    @TheBig451 Рік тому +16

    You've easily become one of my favorite creators on the whole platform. I love obscure tech deep dives like this. Keep up the really excellent work, you've improved a ton since you started!

  • @TheHangarHobbit
    @TheHangarHobbit Рік тому +6

    It was great on the EEE PC line as EG was so light it even made theAMD Bobcat snappy. Ironically my EEE PC is now running Q4OS which is a hell of a lot like Express Gate as far as look and feel but more functional of course.

  • @Deificus
    @Deificus Рік тому +1

    I have owned or had to work on numerous HP Elitebook 8540 laptops for friends and coworkers in the past; very popular laptop in the refurb space because, like you said, at the time it was released the HP Elitebook 8440p was a beast of a machine and was still a serviceable business laptop 3-5 years down the line (especially if you drop in a 2.5" SSD).
    Presumably, it had the same HP QuickWeb on it that you found in the Elitebook 8440... and yet, I never knew this existed. Of course once you've put in an SSD, you would be a fool to use it; Windows 7 on an SSD would load at pretty much the same speed but with a full Windows feature set. Good finds--all of these Vista/HDD busting gimmicks--and I appreciate you running this series.

  • @theubusu
    @theubusu Рік тому +6

    Loving this series so far!

  • @user-xs7iu1tg9f
    @user-xs7iu1tg9f Рік тому +1

    I left a comment about this featre under the video about the Vaio laptop, glad to see you covered it :)

  • @fc3sbob
    @fc3sbob Рік тому +6

    I used express gate once to get on the internet to figure out a booting problem. Once that was solved I never went back into it. It also looked a lot newer than that from what I remember.

  • @negative1up
    @negative1up Рік тому +1

    Thank you for the Strong Bad impression. I needed that today. Great video!

  • @soli-ethd
    @soli-ethd Рік тому +15

    Reading the articles for this on your website was one of the wildest rides I've had on the Internet.
    A handful of years ago I had an MSI motherboard that also had this quick-boot thing but it was optional; I remember it being rather late for this sort of thing (it was a Sandy Bridge/Ivy Bridge board). It was, regrettably, basically just Splashtop again. I kinda want to play around with it but my sister now uses it for her PC and I don't want to make like I'm going to see her then proceed to ignore her and play on her computer instead.

    • @mscd9676
      @mscd9676 Рік тому

      you can just tell her about ahwt you're gonna do in advance, 'I just need to check something I left here real quick'

    • @KOTYAR1
      @KOTYAR1 Рік тому

      Reading article about ADHD on his website, - was the most helpful piece of media in my life, period. I have ADHD and it helped take my life in order

  • @jsayol
    @jsayol Рік тому

    It's not often that I finish watching an hour-long UA-cam video and think "damn, I wish this kept going for another hour". Really looking forward to the next part! Great job. You reminded me that I have an old P7P55D motherboard with ExpressGate. When I first got it and build a pc with it I remember entering into EG and thinking "huh, this is neat". And then I never used it again.

  • @lennytlm
    @lennytlm Рік тому +16

    Sony Vaio's also had their own splashtop os called Quick Web Access, which was basically the same. But one of my dell inspirons has something called MediaGate which was some media center thing made by Cyberlink and it ran on Windows XP but it booted a lot quicker

    • @thewhitefalcon8539
      @thewhitefalcon8539 Рік тому +5

      The only thing I Kno the media button for is that my Vaio laptop had some annoying bloatware bug that would cause it to leak handles and crash after a day - unless you pressed that button, which didn't do anything else

    • @lennytlm
      @lennytlm Рік тому +1

      @@thewhitefalcon8539 That's real weird. On mine it just booted into the Splashtop OS

  • @codeloch
    @codeloch Рік тому +1

    Props for balancing audio and not having an intro/ outro and still producing great content. If I make the mistake of leaving autoplay on my queue (other creators) on I hear about it from the better half the next day

    • @CathodeRayDude
      @CathodeRayDude  Рік тому +2

      I assume you mean the loud flashy music intros and outros and yeah, one of the few criticisms I'll happily level, even at the people I respect on youtube, is over this. I have no idea what they're supposed to accomplish and I'm *positive* they drive people away. not a large number, but still, I just don't know what the plus side is supposed to be to make up for it.

  • @D3M3NT3Dstrang3r
    @D3M3NT3Dstrang3r Рік тому +5

    Got an Asus board right now with that installed, Would love to get it out and play with it.

  • @tri-citycomputerdoctors3079
    @tri-citycomputerdoctors3079 Рік тому +1

    Video was entertaining and informative and also I enjoyed your Strong Bad impression, thank you

  • @webmasale
    @webmasale Рік тому +8

    18:21 I do remember some 90s bios having mouse support and even an integrated UI, I thought it was odd that it was discontinued, until recently like you mentioned.

    • @TheLionAndTheLamb777
      @TheLionAndTheLamb777 Рік тому

      Some even had BIOS themes.

    • @Gatorade69
      @Gatorade69 Рік тому

      Really ? I never came across one unfortunately.

    • @ChrisWijtmans
      @ChrisWijtmans Рік тому

      thats what UEFI basically is. Its a UI and there is a console too that not many know about. Also UEFI loads firmware from device and passes it to the OS... which is a massive security breach but whatever.

    • @webmasale
      @webmasale Рік тому

      @@Gatorade69And there was another one that looks just like Windows UI ua-cam.com/video/u20v8592v2c/v-deo.html

  • @endruv_2287
    @endruv_2287 Рік тому +1

    This is the series I never knew I wanted. Keep up the good work!

  • @leonidas14775
    @leonidas14775 Рік тому +5

    I bought my laptops used with a broken OS, so most of these extra buttons were a mystery I didn't care much about. They are nice to have if your macro recorder program can detect them.

  • @I-LOG
    @I-LOG Рік тому

    It makes me so happy every time the "Two of Them" bit (or some variation of it) shows up, I just love it so much!

  • @PhysicsGamer
    @PhysicsGamer Рік тому +4

    Wait, THAT'S what those buttons on the old HPs did? My high school gave us surprisingly high-end Elitebooks back in the day, and despite a lot of us kids regularly managing to make those things do things they definitely weren't supposed to do... I'm pretty sure literally none of us ever discovered those functions. I doubt anyone in the school ever did, even the IT people who bought and imaged the machines. Fascinating.
    EDIT: I just looked on eBay and for some reason those old first-generation EliteBooks are still >$100?? I can see the higher-end ones being usable, but the lower-end ones often had dual-core CPUs...

  • @milos_radovanovic
    @milos_radovanovic 3 місяці тому +1

    Wow I remember this. I booted it once, laughed, and promptly forgot about it :)

  • @Maxjk0
    @Maxjk0 Рік тому +7

    Your comment on how that issue with the Chip could be the Current Monitoring circuit failing and causing the USB warning message might have just helped me realize something about an issue we're having with some components at work, will post an update if this was actually the case

    • @jackkraken3888
      @jackkraken3888 Рік тому

      I'm actually having a different issue I randomly get the hardware add/remove sound in Windows 10. Any ideas what it could be?

    • @Maxjk0
      @Maxjk0 Рік тому

      @@jackkraken3888 That could be a number of things unfortunately. For us, we have our own boards and stuff, and Im trying to troubleshoot something with that, not just navigating windows stuff

  • @RedRamzor
    @RedRamzor Рік тому +2

    Great forensics in this video dude! Love the depth you went into this.

  • @Drinkyoghurt
    @Drinkyoghurt Рік тому +3

    Yooo, just wanted to say it's crazy to see how this channel grew from not even 10k subs in a basement to basically a Technology Connections but different. Well deserved!

  • @RabbitEarsCh
    @RabbitEarsCh Рік тому +1

    This is spectacular. I'm captivated and I never even saw any of this stuff back in the day because I guess I either bought laptops that were too good, or desktop parts that were too low-end.
    If they just put up a terminal ExpressGate could easily have been the most talked about thing on tech forums of the day and brought ASUS a surprising amount of business. The near-miss here is painful.
    Also, love the meme video cut-ins. This Is Rock And Roll indeed.

  • @BenJefferyCanada
    @BenJefferyCanada Рік тому +4

    XP was so common on those Netbooks because Microsoft gave away the licenses for about $30 if the machine fell under certain criteria for screen size, CPU and RAM. I think at the time they were planning to stop selling XP, but recognized Vista was still too heavy for those budget machines. When I ran the original Acer Aspire One for a few years back then, a clean install of XP was pretty snappy on the Atom CPU, but even back then I wondered why Microsoft didn't just try to make a slimmed down version of Vista for machines like this if they were all practically running the same Atom chipset.

  • @racerboyeddie
    @racerboyeddie Рік тому +1

    i'm thoroughly enjoying this series, i can't wait for the next instalment x

  • @nozzlepie
    @nozzlepie Рік тому +6

    Funnily enough, I was just using Splashtop before watching this. The modern one though. I didn't know it was related to whats on these old laptops. Weird to reuse the name, but it is a good one.

    • @DiThi
      @DiThi Рік тому

      I used both Splashtops in the past. Both OS and remote desktop program. Both personal and business. I recommend RustDesk as an open source alternative.

  • @zalatos
    @zalatos Рік тому

    man, i'm impressed by your eloquence and depth of knowledge

  • @arnoldimus5905
    @arnoldimus5905 Рік тому +4

    I actually used that for a while, and then, of course there were no updates to expressgate ever, which meant in the end, after loosing all IM support even back in the day, the only thing that somewhat worked was the browser... The motherboard I had at the time was an ASUS P6X58D-E.

  • @mohammedjohanee
    @mohammedjohanee Рік тому

    I have been benging your videos since I saw the first episodes when it got recommend
    I love how you take a technology issue and in a wired way show it like a story
    Can't wait for the next episodes while it come I'll go back and see some other older videos this channel has gold

  • @Leonard_MT
    @Leonard_MT Рік тому +3

    43:45 If you are wondering yes SDUSD still does that and I'm sure it's laser etched.

  • @justanotheryoutubechannel
    @justanotheryoutubechannel Місяць тому +1

    I can kinda see the appeal of these solutions. Today, I often open up my phone to quickly look something up, or to show someone a photo. In an era where smartphones weren’t really around yet, I can imagine this kind of service allowing laptops to get into a similar market. A quick 12 second boot straight to Firefox is probably one of quickest ways to search something you could hope for in the late 2000s, and it also has a photo manager so you can show your photos to your family. It would be less convenient than my smartphone, but quick loading of the web and images is a useful feature.
    But unfortunately this software was badly marketed, quickly outdated, and too cut down to be really useful for most people. And in that era, people weren’t so quick to search things and just didn’t have a device to quickly show images to someone like today, those tasks only became common because we all have convenient devices that can do it rapidly. Doing it on a heavy laptop after 12 seconds isn’t convenient enough to make this a market.

  • @zmknox
    @zmknox Рік тому +3

    I remember using “Wubi” to install Ubuntu as a special section of my Windows filesystem, which I imagine worked much like that installable ExpressGate you showed off. But of course that gave me a full copy of Ubuntu I could run (which absolutely booted faster than my junky Windows install that I really should’ve cleaned up)

  • @TracksWithDax
    @TracksWithDax Рік тому

    Dude, I love this series so much. My sister had an Eee PC back then for school. I ended up inheriting it and trying to convert it to a lightweight Ubuntu thing, but I (at, like 11 - 13yo) was struggling too much to fix some motherboard issues it had.

  • @xliquidflames
    @xliquidflames Рік тому +6

    That's insane. I had that exact motherboard and two BFG 8800GTS OC cards in SLI. That computer was such a piece of junk. I was constantly fixing it. I must have turned off Express Gate in the BIOS because I don't remember this at all. Or was that the Asus P5NE-SLI motherboard I also had? I can't remember which one had the BFG cards. I definitely had the P6T Deluxe but I think mine was an original, not a v2. Anyway, yeah, I probably disabled it so that I could skip the 10 seconds during boot that it waits for you to pick an option before carrying on to Windows. I knew I'd never use it so why add those seconds to my boot?

    • @xliquidflames
      @xliquidflames Рік тому

      Wait. Maybe it was just one 8800gts oc and the other Asus board I had was running two GTX280s. Man. I cannot remember. One of them had an SLI setup and it's tempting to say it was the board with SLI in the name but I don't think it was. It doesn't matter, I guess. The point is I had that same Asus motherboard and I turned off Express Gate the very first time I ever turned it on and never looked back.

  • @juanmacias5922
    @juanmacias5922 Рік тому

    You make the best rabbit hole videos, thank you for your work! :D

  • @miigon9117
    @miigon9117 Рік тому +6

    17:30 QQ is actually the most popular IM software in China then and still is one of the more widely used nowadays (made by tencent, one of the biggest tech company in China and around the world). It's never marketed outside of China though so ASUS or DeviceVM probably supported it specifically for the Chinese market

  • @baremetaltechtv
    @baremetaltechtv Рік тому

    been almost 2 weeks, getting excited for the next episode in the series to drop :)

  • @Elurchin
    @Elurchin Рік тому +7

    I remember seeing Express Gate on the motherboard of the first PC I built (Windows 7 era) and just assuming it was marketing nonsense about booting into Windows faster. I never saw the "click an app" splash screen, I wonder if it was disabled by default on my model.

  • @JohnnyWednesday
    @JohnnyWednesday Рік тому +1

    Love your videos! I bet none of us get to talk about this stuff much in our lives, nice to geek out with some fellow Model-M lovers :)

  • @Hugobros3
    @Hugobros3 Рік тому +7

    Regarding linux boot times, my eMachines e350 was managing to boot my full fat Ubuntu install circa 2010 or whatever in perhaps 10 or 15 seconds. It was absurdly fast compared to 7 starter, even though it was booting from a garbage 4500rpm spinner. I still have the machine, maybe I ought to try archlinux32 on it ...

  • @thecensae
    @thecensae Рік тому

    thanks for the nostalgia trip. this is rock and roll. i had to go back and watch that again

  • @klikini
    @klikini Рік тому +4

    The HP QuickWeb looks exactly like the Splashtop option my Vaio has. Mine has a physical "WEB" button, though.

  • @RussianSevereWeatherVideos
    @RussianSevereWeatherVideos Рік тому

    Being the owner of several Asus laptops and motherboards in my youth I thank you for helping explain this feature to me. Although I never got to use it since I did not have any Internet connection until at least the 10's.

  • @monkeyman767
    @monkeyman767 Рік тому +1

    I always appreciate a good Homestar reference

  • @VekhGaming
    @VekhGaming Рік тому +4

    I feel like I have to defend having a spinny drive as OS/Only drive, mostly as a cautionary tale.
    This is my first homebuilt PC, I wanted a SSD in it for the OS, but because my My Music/My Video/My Documents is absolutely massive, I wanted to know how to do that thing where your Userfiles are on a separate drive from your OS, which I knew was possible because a old school laptop had that, despite only having 1 HDD which was split in 2 partitions.
    Unfortunately whenever I asked I just got insulted for not even knowing the name of what I tried to achieve. So I gave up.
    Then I got 2 big HDD's and tried to RAID mirror them so I would at least have a hot spare at any time. Still with the OS drives, that also didn't work and only found that out too late.
    Moral of the story, don't be a dick to people trying to learn since they will try dumb things since they haven't learned a thing.

    • @belstar1128
      @belstar1128 Рік тому

      Yea the nerds can be really obnoxious against novice pc users. that is why i gave up on learning coding

  • @LlamasWithiMacs
    @LlamasWithiMacs Рік тому +1

    Actually, the “Skip the splash screen” button is called the Novo button, and can be used to access OneKey Recovery features that come on most Lenovo laptops

  • @hullinstruments
    @hullinstruments Рік тому

    Your laptop's and your topics.... are getting smaller and more niche. And I'm here for it 100% 👍🤘

  • @clashblaster
    @clashblaster Рік тому

    I love janky 2000s-era interfaces and snapshots of what the web was like back then. Great video as always!

  • @Doservet
    @Doservet Рік тому +1

    I remember this! Well, not just remember, I still have a pc using a motherboard with Asus Express Gate as a feature. It's an Asus P6T Deluxe V2 if I remember correctly. I always immediately disabled it myself because I needed faster access to the bios for my overclocks, but when I saw the last video I figured it was the exact kind of strange semi-OS you were looking for.
    Lo and behold, here's the video on it!
    Update after starting the video: Well goddamn, there it is! There's the motherboard! God tier motherboard for the time. Pushed the Xeon I slapped in it all the way up to 4.4 Ghz no problem.

  • @Pablonmon
    @Pablonmon Рік тому +1

    I recall launching the browser portion, ONCE, just to see what it was offering. Now older machines sometimes had a version of BASIC, and while my PC's were busy running memory tests which slowed the boot process considerably, the Tandy Colour Computer (I have the model 3) will flash the screen momentarily and then be ready to accept commands. ROM cartridges, when used, give the impression of a games console of the era, and get you into your software fairly quickly. It's taken us a while to get back to a place where they can reach a useable state in a matter of seconds.

  • @thomasandrews9355
    @thomasandrews9355 Рік тому

    OMG, HOMESTAR! I LOVE YOU! YOU ABSOLUTELY MADE MY DAY!

  • @gazvlogs7459
    @gazvlogs7459 Рік тому

    Dude.. I can't believe you pulled out the P6T Deluxe V2! That was my main motherboard for almost a decade. I ran an intel i7-920 overclocked to 3.2Ghz on watercooling. It was the greatest thing ever I loved that thing. Still have it, still runs like a charm.

  • @SandTurtle
    @SandTurtle Рік тому

    i love how you've been tending to put more references in your videos

  • @kelownatechkid
    @kelownatechkid Рік тому

    This is a fantastic episode, Gravis! Like a trip down memory lane

  • @stonium69
    @stonium69 Рік тому

    This is quickly becoming my favorite series yet.

  • @stuartcastle2814
    @stuartcastle2814 6 місяців тому

    A colleague of mine had an old eepc. It was old when he had it in 2012. It was still handy. He’d long wiped xp off of it and bunged Linux on it. It was more than fast enough for his needs, and it was small enough that he could shove it in a bag. He still got reasonable battery life.

  • @ougonce
    @ougonce Рік тому

    Great video. Thanks CRD! Love learning more about technology from when I was old enough to know what technology was, but not enough to make much sense out of any of it. I just remember having a laptop with Vista and it taking super long to boot, at which point I would gladly enjoy Sims 2 for hours on end. Looking forward to the next video :)

  • @anracc5302
    @anracc5302 Рік тому

    15:03 oh man absolute throwback, and so accurate with the electron jab too

  • @badscrew4023
    @badscrew4023 6 місяців тому

    Owned this exact HP Elitebook as my main home computer for more than 5 years, never knew it had the quick start!

  • @Tvirus12
    @Tvirus12 Рік тому

    damn bro, I listened to you talk about quick boot up linux in a mobo that no one ever used or cared about for an hour! good job