Lil Johnnie Ft. Slim Jesus - "Deuce Deuce" / Shot by HOGUE|cinematics
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- Опубліковано 21 сер 2024
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When yo mom say if you make a song you gotta put your little brother timmy on it too
RAP GAME ROVER omg bruh 😂😂😂
RAP GAME ROVER which ones Timmy lol
RAP GAME ROVER hahahahaha
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I cant breathe 😂😂😂😂😂
When Caliou and Charlie brown collaborate on a hit
Nope hey Arnold ft. Lil caliou
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Too Funny!!!
Lol
when mom leave the house
It's hard core gangsters like this that make me afraid to go into the suburbs anymore. You just never know when one of them is going to borrow their Mom's minivan, roll up on the local Starbucks, and open fire with a semi-automatic BB gun.
REN roll my eyes their cool ppl.
REN Right!!! They gonna run into the Wrong Dude one day,they be like are you my Friend!? As the Dude Rob's and Shots him!!
Wherever they are... that's not the suburbs... or at least some of the worst suburbs ive ever seen
TWP Probably shot it at a film studio cause they where to scared to film in the real suburbs where they risk meeting real gangsters..
@@kyarriparkes2052 nigga..
lol I actually like the song.. the first dude was on point but who the fuck told slim to sit on top of the fridge 😂
haha
too damn funny
I read your comment then noticed him up there
sombody liftid his ass on the fridge
I never saw anybody do no shit like that lol.
+dark lord of light Godskingdom 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
When your Mom leaves for work
prod by soul g lmaoo
Beverley Hills Most Wanted 😂
Jose Enrique lmaooio
Haha
😭😭😭😭 bruh
😂😂😂
fanta, pineapple soda, cookie,banana ...these kids deserves candies..hahahaha... dont worry daddy and mommy will be back from work soon... hahah
I just dropped a deuce deuce in the bathroom 🚽
UnkleRonnie I just dropped a deuce deuce the size of bananas
UnkleRonnie 😂😂😂😂
up in the bafroom
UnkleRonnie lmfao haha
UnkleRonnie caillou caillou
This shit go hard if you don't watch the video and just listen to the audio
honestly lol
The is straght
Ok that shit hard
That's fucked up, but true...
lil johnnie? yeah. jesus? eh, not so much on this
Call up lil Johnnie on his Motorola 😂🤣😂
lil johnnie posted up on frank block
@@signoguns8501😂
This is his best one imo
The mom comes out and says "Benjamin your sandwhich is ready, I cut the crust off, your friend can have one too I made plenty"
Brian Wellbrock by far the funniest comment i have seen about calliou
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
Brian Wellbrock you just mad cus your momma spent all her money on a rock and couldn’t do this for you and your bros
@@Austins_OG weird flex but okay...
This song is ok but at 2:36 slim just says "We run up in his house and we take a shit" that had me dying
he actually says take his shit
LOOLLLLL
Dakota Rc562 exactly that dude needs his ears cleaned out
Sev Tas not exactly, he actually said we run up in his house and we takin shit
danimayb I think you should fuck off
if this bruh slim jesus still alive natural selection must be on pause mode
Haaaaaaaaa got emmm
Dude....... you just made my day!!! I've been thinking the same thing for awhile!!
Charles Darwin has let us down with this.
He said run up in his house and take a shit 😭😭😭😂😂🤣
he said “take his shit”
@@d0hka 💀💀💀
I will forever hear this song in my head when I drop a deuce deuce.
Wtf is a deuce deuce
@@Pepperoni290 Codeine and promethazine
@@danscheinkman8030 Cheers Dan, gonna try it first thing tomorrow. (kidding)
Still happens lmao
@@danscheinkman8030i thought he was a gun
Lil Johnnie's a lyrical genius. This guy rhymed mailman with mailman with mailman
Alotta haters out there 🔥🔥🔥This go hard doe slim Jesus go hard🔥🔥🔥
Must be black
What's that's post to mean @Christian long ??🤨🖕
This guy almost died bc a real gangsta run up on him 🤣🤣
You prob think kyngggg is tha best rapper 😆
This looks like a Saturday night live skit!
OMG yasss
West Philly Bull THAT IS ON POINT!!!!
Snl trash tho this shit ain't that bad plenty of way worse shit out there first dude kina wack but slim did his thing
A lot of people do and everybody looks like somebody depending on who you ask. Good thing hes not aspiring to be a model... i guess. Lol
I didn't know that Phineas and Ferg made music videos
Baba Tunde "gonna talk shit spell it right" Matt Barnes
HAHAHA! That was FUCKING SPOT ON! BEST JOKE IVE EVER HEARD ON THE NET! WITHOUT DOUBT!
Baba Tunde if u gonna say shit learn to spell u idiot
Azo Get off dude's nuts
Ben Stuart are you freakin kidding us? They already covered that, and I answered. You blind, or what the fuck is wrong with you kid? gtfo
lil johnnie looks like my created character in 2k
rebecca bergery what system
Michael Patton Xbox 360 of course
rebecca bergery what u into white boys huh
The Official Magik Lil Johnnie ain't got shit on you? He got more views than you, more money, more fans, more connects, more clout, He really bout that life, you not. Shall I keep going nigga?
And he from the real D-Town, you just *_another_* wannabe from tha Big D.
BIG LEBOWSKI shit id let her 😂
Dropping a deuce in a fanta sounds like an achievement
Lmaoooooo
Rare achievement 0.01% of players
😂😂
I’m gunna tell my kids this was the beastie boys
Bottles for babies
They get a lot of hate cuz they white but this shit is actually decent
They get hate because slim Jesus admitted he's not about that life but yet he continues to rap about it like he is .
+ivan guerrero who cares bro I mean I would to wouldn't u thow?? Fucking making money doing shit like this that's the easy life yea it's fake but who cares that's the music industry for ya.. I like the Mustang profile pic to favorite car 💯
95% of these new school rappers are fake so what's your point? At least he's honest about it!
+Kyle Severin unfortunately that's how it these days people have no respect for the art form anymore they just see it as a get rich quick platform . Thanks bro! That's my 02 GT
+eric Stoenescu so just cause he's honest about it he gets a pass? That's bullshit , if you preach that gangsta life then you should back it up whether you're rapping or not .
anybody else surprised by Lil Johnny voice?
Me
kind looks and sounds like MGK
+Bob Dingleberry except MGK can actually rap
Dam I remember when this shit first came out and now looking back at the date it was in 2016 dam time flys
weird someone was watchin this at the same time as me lmfaoooo
You know you WACK when when Slim Jesus bodies you on your own song.
Lmfao
😂😂😂😂😂😂
ReviewCheeseburgersUSA on god 😂😂
😂😂😂😂💀
Slim did killed that though 😂😂😂😂.
Anyone know when this hits Comedy Central?
nvr itll prolly hit mtv
lol the 2 pits run up 2 each other and lick each others noses str8 metaphor for skinny jesus or what ever hes called
this is embarrassing lol
😂😂😂😂
+Ben Doveeran Likmabals his name is in the fucking title
The Lil johnnie dude Lowkey went hard
Factzz
true. but what is he saying? "I don't fuck with 12 so don't ??????????"
+UA-cam Googler bring em around me
+Drew Skeez L WTF lol
+UA-cam Googler I don't fuck with 12 so don't read Miranda
Wow these guys are the real deal you can tell they are very gangsta. One day they'll watch this n say dude what that hell were we smoking lol.
i love these youths style keep pushing it
SMH.....dude they are taking something the souths been doing for decades now and acting like they are doing something fresh.
I bet with out Slim Jesus he wouldn't get 1 million views.
Dustin Tolbert probably not but it's still hard
Dustin Tolbert hater
true. and then lil Johnny gonna diss him
Dustin Tolbert he got 35m 🤐
I think it got so many views because he dropped a deuce deuce up in the phantom bro. You gotta be crazy to drop shit like that.
Man yall aint bout shit man... Go play club penguin or something moe.
W
W
what did he win? 💀
u c them in da trap u mad u not white
So you are saying because they aren't black they can't trap?
make a wish foundation makes these kids dreams come true
Imagine these dudes in the pen 😂
Yeah he'd b fuckin' u.. PUNK...
Lol in the that shits nigga money talks all day lmao u ain't got nothing but sum bitch ass low cash u will get killed lmao if u ever done time u would know bosses to fight or none that shit
Lmfao please don't put them in the pen they would be the females in prison.💀💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The Human Steroid lmfaoooo
lol and they get put in with Wes Watson
Deep down inside my heart, I know this shit solid.
No
How deep? 😭
Then u a clown
@@ebanw hater lmao
@BayArEA DriFTER what do you listen to kid?
so they rapping about taking a shit. fuck rap im getting back into metal.
No....
That's what I thought too 😂 I just dropped a deuce deuce 💩💩😂😂
"deuce" means 2oz of lean.
chickenflinger5002 Im moving to fuckin gospel
smokin_phillies ya alot of contex for that one...
"Damn"that hood looks safe...
Str8 classic rest n paradise rome pablo 🙏🏿
Im hard on slim Jesus, but this song was dope as hell
Wait? you have a hard on for some skinny 14 year old boy? fuckin sick pervert..
gay ass nigguh
+Incinerated Mdeical Waste Lives Matter Sus
I still wanna see this kid show off like this in a real ghetto.. This kid has no clue what kinda shit he is getting involved in. Acting hard and being hard are 2 very different things.. Real thugs are not nice people. They are murderers.. I grew up in that kinda shit and it is no joy ride. They won't just stare him down. They will beat him down or worse. There is a damn good reason people try hard to get out of the hood. because it is no place for a human to live. This child has no clue and should just be smart and steer clear of this whole lifestyle.
Joshua Spot Fuk yu mean? if i like a males music i still will never say am hard for it cuz nigga thats gay.
I just dropped a doodoo in the fanta
B. Brazy 😂😂😂😂
Dice Brazy LMAO!!! bruh you a fool for that.
.I.dopped a deuce deuce that look like a long Banana
Dice Brazy haha lol that funny
Lmao😂
Who's here after the new trap lore video
2022 I still fuck wit it bro these niggaz doing it right bro
Lmao don't they know that droppin a deuce means taking a shit lmaoooo!!!! Shit bang tho
they talkin bout poin a foe you ole dumb bitch
+generiik you a cool guy
2 oz of syrup
Lol I'll say it again. Don't they know that droppin a deuce means taking a shit
Kids now adays love shit. Using the word bae which translates to poop. Saying they drop a deuce. Probably the same poor sobs that smear shit on the walls at the special homes. Shit is the new trend for these little guys.
bullshit aside...low key fire.
LOL
Low key cancer.
fr
lmao
he's right its a different kind of fire tho like burn this immediately don't let us hear it again please
Who is here 2020 👁👌🏻👌🏻
Steeling you baby sisters grape justice bottles out the fridge for the video 😂😂😂
This video was recorded with Lil Johnnies Motorola
Bryan Andrino bruh I'm dead 😂
Bryan Andrino hell yeah the original Phone for the drug trade nigga, you is a bitch where you from punk ass?
Marc Murillo I'm from love joy ma nigga I shot a nigga to look it up
Jesus... Droppin mad N bombs.... the only N bomb that should be dropped is when you're goin deuce deuce the size of nanas
Chris Bieger indeed
Lil Johnnie sounds like a white future...
tru😂😂😂
yeah and he kinda got that kap g in em too
His low voice definitely sounds like future
+jacks B96 he does sound like Kap G
+Greg Belton true he wants to be Kap G so badly
2023 and still enjoying this song. Slim and my boy Lil Johnnie straight killed this one.
Not even close.
absolute fiire
When you hit your first lick by robbing a guy of $25 worth of weed
his voiced surprised me it was deep asf
same
from dat lean
same...reminds me of lil reese
+2south TV you are an idiot it does none of that
+2south TV so chief keef talk high pitched???
goes and asks mom if we can use the Jeep and some of your money "well give it back" "oh and can we borrow the kitchen"😂😂😂😂
Gangsta rap made em do it. God damnit
Come on, lets be honest, this song is not that bad, much better than I expected.
at least they not mumbling
real talk
L given to all theese Chicago rappers
tru
They still sound like shit.
understandable shit lol
this shit is getting outta hand....
Thinking the same exact thing.
+EZ Street deadass😂
What exactly is? If these two were black you wouldnt be sayi shit. Stop the racism bruh
+SIghFigh13 Not the case. This kid slim jesus openly got on camera and admitted he is not bout the life he raps about. Point blank, said its just an act. Now how you going have this guy on your song and in your video pulling triggers acting hard talking about he's a dopeboy with killers? And this kid is right there next to him co signing.
EZ Street I wonder how many rappers you like alright cosigned Slim?
But I wasn't just saying these two specifically.
Im saying whenever a white rapper pops up he is automatically clowned on even if the song is fire or not
That beat hittin!!
Dude was tryna bring back drill rap
that boy johnnie finessed me with some fake lean before smh
that boy johnnie finessed himself with fake yeezys
nigga it aint hard to tell dem aint yeezys you fuckin idiot
+Scott Finn yeezy'z got one strap man
lol u got played by deuce and deuce
I weak he got finessed by some punks
pull up on you kill you faster than Ebola- damn slim a savage
TRAPO GAMING 21 two weeks. That's the average amount of time Ebola takes to kill you. Sounds like inefficient murder to me.
Quicker* js.
Lol I was gonna say sike
African Lion Bat he didn't mean it literally
Maria Joyce OHHhHhHh Burned this losers
Annnnnnnd....now the suburbs is on to a new TREND
It’s like watching a train wreck !! You just can’t keep your eyes off it 😂😂
They live halloween everyday.....
honest 💯
+Mike Will 3 till a crazy 1 run up on you then you start thinking twice
haha it aint quite about being white but yea they need to fix some shit bout they act.
+Mike Will 3 hahahaha good one
+Mike Will 3 smh u krazy fool kuz all of em don't akt it some of us really B out here doing that shit! let nigga run up on me ion play I let my stick do the talking
Drinking that promethazine without the codeine. Hood riding on your aunties lowest priced Jeep Liberty. Your best friend is Slim Jesus who walks in and treats your refrigerator like it's a La-Z-Boy. You're off to a rough start Johnny boy.
Excuse me sir where do I deliver this W to? fuck bro keep your ring
+Chris Banshee do u play for OSU?
quit hating
Billiam Frankly ROTFLMAO
BOSS HARAMBE bro your account is named after a non-funny meme that died many months ago. You don't have the right to give anyone a 'W' when you're a walking L lmao
Why ol boy sitting on the fridge tho?
Ryan Sluder fr he said hol on let me hop on the fridge for the video......ight ight record me
When you from the burbs thru N thru and moms finally gets cable without the "parental lock"....
WE RUN UP IN HIS HOUSE AND WE TAKE A SHIT - Slim Jesus
who agreee?
LeRazore VG take "his" shit
LeRazore VG 6 you
Hahahahahahahahahaha have. When I read this, I thought it was his lyrics. I was like shiiiiiit this dude savage. Nah. Not what he said lmao.
ik
I'm not gonna lie Lil Johnnie and Slim Jesus actually do look like brothers in this videos with those white t's they really really do ‼️‼️‼️
When your mom tells you to do a music video with your little brother while she's gone for the whole day 💯 #brotherlylove
Shooters on call but forgot to mention that´s in GTA V
This fuckin song is driving me crazy. I can't get it out of my head.
Joe surfer y
Yo same I need to come back
goku8621 Why do you hate the symbol that represents the spirit of the people to revolt against a tyrannical government? Are you a cop caller and snitch also?
goku8621 you fucking dumb stupid.
I thought playing the song I'm taking a s***
i just dropped in a deuce deuce in my toilet
Lmfao Ohh Shit.!!😂
+FidelMunoz94 thats the adlib
+FidelMunoz94 pun
😂😂😂😂
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I don’t care, this kinda hot.
The beat is bananas.
Look my bro fam ua-cam.com/video/vqhsHmJrtdU/v-deo.html he got some good music
He rhymes mailman with mailman 3 times😂
Lil johnnie bout that life
I like Lil Johnnie's flow
probably the best song slim j is in
Malibu's most wanted right there! Lol
In chiraq.. ok
slim went on on his verse
Yeah but its all lies lol
+gmoneymunoz so is migos , desiigner , all of them fake . before you say they not look it up stupid.
when offset went to jail he told the judge he does nothing he raps about ..
+David Zamora they all trash, but we not talking bout them, we talking bout slim
+gmoneymunoz true they garbage .
YOU FOGOT ABOUT DRAKE
Imagine being in Ohio and a gang of white kids pulled up playing this shit ☠️
RahDeezul TV a drive by cringing...
Ohio got some streets fr down south round Akron n Columbus
RahDeezul TV I can't breathe 😂😂😂!!!
cleveland, Cincinnati, akron, toledo all gritty asf
bruh cleveland ain't shit, ohio safe af
So fire I'ma sing it to my mom I drop a dunce dunce
Neither of these mfers got Pubes Yet... Stop the madness
Damn i got it wheni was 12.
Well thats 3 minutes and 34 seconds of my life I'm never getting back.
Lil Johnnie jeans hard as fuck and the belt
damn true
same old shit every other rapper got on these days smh
check out dr.jays they got some fresh ass clothes but shit gets expensive
Jordan Bolduc on god bruh lmfao
Who you even talking bout we ain't talking bout the guy who likes the belt Nd jeand
Y'all know this song catchy. Stop hatin' on these boys.
These dudes look like they can’t even do 10 push-ups
LMAO
hey what up
True they have those noodle arms trying to look hard
I could do 4000 with you on me babez
LMFAO
With all that money I'd think that they could afford to eat...
best know my squad stay eat
TypicalWhiteAsianBoy fucking roast
thats right if you got all that money you could eat and if they actually worked like real men they would be built but they look like toothpicks
caleb darby you a bitch hater you mad cause they getting money for music while you gotta be someones slaves for the week lol
caleb darby so what they look like toothpick im a fucking truck mechanic and im a proud fucking toothpick man
I just dropped a duece duece in the toilet and it sounded better then this
😂😂😂😂😂
W
nigga you got the mindset of a 5th grader saying that
L
I'm sleep😂😂😂😂✋💯
Johnnie not bad, can't hate on em
These guys are still on puberty u can tell from their voices lmao
This looks like a damn school project
"Deuce" means 2oz of lean.
deuce also mean shit. this guy is saying: "I dropped shit in the fanta"
deuce deuce 4oz of lean 4oz in a baby bottle they have baby bottle
Joshua Hutchinson 2 lines
Joshua Hutchinson yaz
Thanks officer
we would like to thank his grandmother for letting them film this video on the porch.
let's hold down the porch ya'll
Song harder than anything pac ever done for sure
I only listened to this song for slim
You gotta hear Lil Johnnie's other songs tho....
Jonnie went in tho
just like everyone else
thats how they get you to click
LOL
Built like 12 year olds lmao
lmao! that fidget spinner kid would back them both up... lol
Hi my name is (what) Aaron Trost and i live in WA state and i'm a famous UA-cam rap artist..
Slim low key can rap
He fuck u up PUNK....
like wiz khalifa...
Slim Jesus and Flex JG needa collab
You know these guys grandma didn't love them, a strong gust of wind would toss them around.
So white they are blending in whit they're t-shirt
Marc Murillo k
Styxx crystal meth music
They look like white Ethiopian kids that do meth and fuck they're sister