It’s Me or the Bear
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6% of bears commit 50% of violent bear crime.
Only in heavily wooded/forested areas....
#BearLivesMatters
Yeah you can never let more than two bears into a convenience store at a time.
Well they were systemically oppressed by Polar bears for centuries so they have an excuse...😂
~Socioeconomic factors~
~discrimination ~
Anything but their nature
"The worst thing a bear could do is kill me."
No mate. They will pin you down and eat you alive, and you will stay alive for a good couple of minutes while you're being eaten because they take their time. They don't actually kill you, you just eventually die from blood loss as you endure agonizing pain.
But you know, at least the bear won't be there to give you side-eye on thanksgiving, so you got that going for you.
But I can fight a bear average idiot European lotus eater messengers
Let's get down to the gory details, they disembowel you first and foremost and eat your entrails once you're pinned which is why it takes a couple of minutes to die. Belly wounds aren't quick deaths.
I’m just imagining a woman getting mauled by a bear but surviving then she and the bear are forced to sit near each other at thanksgiving and the bear giving her an awkward side-eye.
You can actually live for quite a while unfortunately. The fortunate die after a few minutes from the trauma, but you can also be carried away and buried under brush as leftovers and survive long enough to be chomped on again
I can't understand how this is worse than some psychopath can do to you alone in woods.
I get it women scared of unwanted... Something, but in no comparison to be eaten alive
Women will make these claims and then vote for mass immigration and defunding the police.
...and praise Islam.
Women voting is the cause of all of these issues we see today.
Islam is right about women thou
@@nicosch-yp6dv oh dude if you know all the shit islam says they are right bout nothing devil religion
I mean, if the cop lady is in bed with a gangster might as well defund them.
While men contemplate the Roman Empire, women CHOOSE the prospect of being eaten alive over actually finding their way out of the woods.
I don’t want to appear racist, but it depends largely on the bear’s color.
Best response.
If it's white, you're turbo fucked.
polar bear - instant death
brown bear - brutally beaten, probably eaten (likely alive)
black bear - pinned and eaten alive
@@nickchristensen8945 In North America the population of 750,000 black bears kill an average of less than one person a year. Stop spreading anti bear propaganda.
And also the man's color
Best-case scenario with bears: They ignore you.
Best-case scenario with men: They actively help you to the point that they're the only reason you survive.
Thank you for explaining exactly why they choose the bear
The whole meme is just for women to flex about how much they despise men. Though yes, if you think about it with even surface level logic it's completely nuts to chose the bear. I, for example, live by the woods. If I was out there for some reason and I happened to run across a woman lost, even the most beautiful woman, my mind would never go to "it's time for some grape!". And I don't think that's abnormal. Not to say there's no chance of the guy being malicious. Obviously there are people like that out there. But it's really overblown. Unless you live in India or something...
That second one has proven to be the WORST CASE SCENARIO.
That's basically the plot of "They Grey" Good movie too.
Bears eat you bum first too . . . I get women can be into that but not in the way they think it’ll go down in this case
Every day, women prove why our ancestors refused to allow them any political power.
Choosing bear means you live in a city
I don't live anywhere near bears and I still know I wouldn't fucking choose the bear
I'm strongly convinced that they have no idea what a bear even is in the first place. Can't take anything for granted these days 🤷♀
@TheGuyfromValhalla Not everyone who lives in a city would choose bear, but everyone who chooses bear probably lives in a city
@@joshhadley9445 Exactly this.
"The bear wont pretend to be my friend"
"I thought he wanted to be friends!"- woman mauled by bear.
I mean, in that scenario the bear didn't pretend to be friendly, the woman just misunderstood what bear behavior is.
Good point ! lol
Also she said the bear wouldn't enjoy it, 100% guarantee a starving bear would praise the lord if she warped infront of it
Paradoxically, the reason women chose the bear is precisely the reason they NEED men.
The Bear Police will arrive and Officer Teddy will handle the situation.
@@shaolindreams honestly the thought of this shit has been cracking me up all day
Facts. 💯
Paradoxically, the women are on their own against the bear
Even if the man is a serial killer high on meth with a weapon, I'd still prefer to fight that than a bear. The average brown bear is a near invincible 250kg ball of muscle, claws, and teeth that runs faster than a horse, can swim, can climb, shrugs off bullets, and is not concerned with killing you fast.
I know. The man could be Jason Voorhees & I'd still pick him. Cause at least, I move faster than him & as long as I stay outside of his grasp, he can't hit me.
Women complain and say they are frightened of men but they meet random guys on Tinder and go straight to their house.
Say they are frightened and oppressed.
And demand men take ALL responsibility and make sure everything runs the way they want want it.
Such oppression.
The percentage of women on tinder is incredibly small and the suset doing hook ups is even smaller. The way men behave towards women on dating apps kinda proves the pick the bear option. You can walk away from 99% of wildlife unharmed. I wouldn't say that about a man who's on dating apps.
@@anastasiawortham8833
Go live in a mud hate if you hate men so much.
@@anastasiawortham8833 You do know 95% of men are invisable to women on dating apps and only the top 4-5% even have a chance of getting a reply from a message. Dating apps print their data and you can look it up. Ok cupid print graphs and charts that are freely accessable. Women complain about men treating them badly but they only deal with the players and f-boys! The Chads and Tyrone that all the women chase.
@@anastasiawortham8833 You've deluded yourself into thinking you're safer standing face to face with a 250kg bear in the middle of the woods than a random man out of the 4 billion men on this planet.
A random man is just gonna either ignore you, or see if you can both team up to try and get out of the woods.
Worst case scenario he does attack you (you know that's going be a very low chance), you can at least defend yourself with a stick or a rock, gauge eyes, or bite; you at least have a bit of a chance to fight back and win.
If a bear attacks you, which it at least has a 10% chance of doing so (I'm trying to be generous to the bear here), you aren't escaping it, you will have 0 chance of fighting back successfully, you'll be pinned down and have your entrails slowly eaten as you're still living. You will die from shock after a few minutes if you are lucky.
You have failed the risk assessment.
Feminist: Reeee! A Bear!
Bear:I wouldn't even maul you.
based bear of akkad
I thought that was a fox…
That's the point
'You can scare a bear off' - last words of a Darwin Award winner.
Well, I have seen videos of that happening, but if you fail the intimidation check you might be dead.
@@MyAquiloYou’ve also got to keep in mind that those videos are of Black Bears. Grizzlies are not intimidated by humans. As the saying goes, Grizzly poop is filled with air horns and bear mace.
For black bears, scaring them off is what happens 99% of the time. They are notoriously skittish animals who rarely become aggressive, unless they feel threatened. Heck the first line of defense in bear country is to wear a bell so they can hear you coming and run away.
The crucial word being ‘can’
You ‘can’ knock Mike Tyson out, in theory
@@orirune3079 The bear is either brown or white, black bears being bad is against broadcastable dogma.
The Bear identifies as a Bear. Its pronouns are you, are and lunch
I voted to reintroduce the wolves, but in my defense, I thought they'd help control the homeless population.
Wolves are part of the homeless population. I have encountered wolves who are deeded property owners, but they're few and far between.
These women think Disney cartoons are reality.
Disney used to brainwash these women to want a man, a prince.. to want to be a princess.
Now it brainwashes them that they don't need a man and that they can beat up men.
Smarter than the average Feminist!
Seriously. Who picks a bear? It will literally eat you alive. I can't grasp the decision-making logic behind that choice.
That infers that the problem will take itself out: crazy women in the wilderness with bears.
Seems like a Win/Win.
Bears gets fed.
@@ac6367 Yaa but a bear fed on garbage is not going to be healthy lol all that hair dye and piercings😁
The same women who would choose the bear over the man are fine with trans people in women's bathrooms.
So, strangely, they're fine with men being in their private spaces but draw the line at men in the woods.
They also somehow keep ending up in relationships with trash abusive men.
@@AmonAnon-vw3hr Birds of a feather.
She also said that men were the “opposite gender” implying that she knows that there’s only two genders.
Lol not really. It's common sense than men are worse than bears.
Perfect response to this is: 'so now do you understand why I don't want a man going in the same bathrooms and changing rooms as my daughter?'
Your mistake was believing a feminist cares about the consistency of their beliefs
1:22 The irony that misandrists are asking this sexist question and then railing against the men who push back, calling them misogynists...
That's the first lesson they teach in Hag 101
My American privilege allows me to say that I don't care which. I have a gun.
angry bear it is!
Pants on? Guns on.
Yes, yes, yes. But, the chick will have TikTok and "Amber Heard" syndrome.
*_I'm seriously jealous - President Trump 2024 and beyond ..._*
the great equalizer. stay strapped.
The bear choosers are all crazy
Crazy, crazy hateful.
Nope.
You're just ignorant of how peaceful most bears are.
@@mason7067most bears are murderous scavengers
@@mason7067
Nope, you're just crazy.
@@sexistspaghettios Nope, I've just actually run into a bear while alone in.the woods. More than once. It's cool.
Men thinking: Roman Empire
Women thinking: Monsters in the woods are safer than my own species
Women: why are men so weird?
If you ask men about who they would rather fight between a man and a bear, men will discuss strategy. They will discuss tactics. They will discuss the best way to fight either the bear or the man, give reasons for their choice be it physical, tactical reasons or simply a thirst for the glory of facing such a powerful beast.
Ask women and they'll go on a long tirade about how they're oppressed and men are evil.
City dwellers literally cannot conceive of wolves or bears or even feral hogs in their minds, so it's no wonder they're so flippant about interacting with them.
That's my experience, whenever I'm at a park the city folk are the first to freak out every time a twig snaps or they see a deer. As if the forest animals aren't supposed to be there 🙄.
Its all fun and games till you run into Baba Yaga in a woods
Some of us aren't like that. Some of us are Autistic.
Death by Bear is a very simple death. 😂
or boars ... they're insane and agressive af
We know what the Baldur's Gate devs will pick
yeah, Israel.
ua-cam.com/video/9BZM5f6fhRg/v-deo.htmlsi=9wk4xjYbg9EjYWqV
*Golf clap* Nice.
They after Pooh’s honey…
*Chewbacca sounds Intensify*
This whole thing is stealth misandry. It literally equates men as a collective to animals.
I can't believe the most obvious response hasn't come up yet:
"What breed of bear and what race of man?"
Nah the point is that the question is unspecified. It’s a good Rorschach test that gives insight into how the person answering views the average man.
Personally, I’d choose the bear as I’d never go into the woods alone unarmed. However, if I were unarmed I would choose the man 100% of the time.
@@acow1385But if you are armed, then a man is even less of a threat to you than a bear?
@@joniboi3699 Looks like my original reply got deleted by UA-cam. I’d pick a bear cuz I don’t have to go to court if I game end one. A man on the other hand would have me wasting a lot of time and money defending myself.
@@acow1385 Ah I see, fair enough
Women saying the bear have never seen a bear take down and eat a hog, elk, deer, etc alive.
And your almost always when they start to eat you. And they start at the soft bits between the legs.
Well they're just lying. That's what all feminists do. They lie in order to claim a victimhood.
NOBODY would ever pick the bear, regardless of what they claim in their silly hypothetical.
Or heard the Audio Recording of the death of Timothy Treadwell, "The Grizzly Man"
@@soullessblade you heard it?
Your pfp on point here
The same woman who say they'd choose the bear are the same ones crying because they're alone.
My favorite is the married women who rant about men being more dangerous than bears.
@@LetholdusKaspyr The women phrase the question in a derogatory slight against men. But let's not kid ourselves: bears aren't the dominate life form on Earth.
No, they're the ones who walk around a city alone not needing no man then get torn up by other men while crying out "where are the men to save me."
@@keithode1737 Also known for labelling themselves as fighting against the patriarchy, while at the same time calling it whenever they're in trouble.
My wife chose the bear option over a random male. I thought about it, and I am ok with that.
A menstruating woman especially shouldn’t run into a bear in the woods. Bears can smell that period blood from far away. The smell of blood to a wild animal means an easy meal cuz it usually means the prey is wounded.
Stelios had bear quips go unoticed init, don't give up Stelios!
This trend proves 90% of women have never seen a bear 🐻
And they’re completely brain dead
I saw a grizzly once on holiday in Canada. It was at the side of the road in the Rockies. It was the size of a car and people were standing about fifteen feet from it taking photos. At the time I thought they were psychos but they were probably feminists.
They have never seen an animal larger than a dog.
Oh we know how dangerous bears are. Men are worse.
@@Jackiewheelz how many men have you seen in the last week? How many of them attacked you?
Now ask them "if it was a black man"
Lmao they'd say the man
Yep you destroyed them
lol if it was OJ or a koala and they'd pick the "not racist" option every time.
Even though those are the typically rapey ones. Women are infuriating
It was assumed the men would be black because she said dangerous and rapey
The way she talks about the historical injustices directed at women by men sounds suspiciously similar to how another person in the 20th century referred to a specific group of people.
"you dont know the nature of the man"
Yeah but i DO know the nature of a fuckin bear. i choose the man.
"Democrats are a threat to people who don't vote for them"
Damn you have no idea how much that resonates.
Let's be real.
Even democrat voters aren't safe from democrats.
They are a threat to idiots that vote for them too
Amen
The real question is: "Would you rather your 13 year old daughter come across a bear or a man while lost in the woods?" They would have their daughters face certain death rather than accept help from an unfamiliar man.
I feel like I've failed as a parent if my 13 year old is ever alone with a strange man or a bear.
But if I had to pick, I can hope the man is good and won't harm her.
The bear will definitely kill her.
Bad example, because I'd say neither
it is a fate worse than death to bear the child of a man they cannot be assured is of the highest stock, and have to rely on him.
that is how intensely they revile the majority of men.
That's lame, also not part of the choice
@@pierrechateaux1954 its the choice they would make though. its the meaning of their answer.
even the possibility of having to propagate the genes of a non-optimal male specimen is more horrifying to them than the most violent death.
And that's why men won't help lost children or come to defence of women under harassment or assault. Guilty until proven guilty.
Just keep them both out of our bathrooms and locker rooms and we're good. 😘
Ask them - "Would you rather encounter a bear or a trans woman?"
Then watch their heads explode.
As a woman, I can answer this for you. There would be no head exploding bc the liberal ones think the sun shines out of the T's asses and genuinely do not believe them capable of harm.
The non-liberals know that blue-haireds do not exist in the woods and if they did see one coming it would be from a mile away and could easily have time to hide behind a tree.
I think I'd take the bear in that case.
How about, a bear or a lesbian cop?
Or a "Black man" (United States) / "Muslim man" (United Kingdom).
Picking a bear of a man is peak fatherless behaviour. "I was wronged by a man in the past, so I'm justified doing stupid or potentially dangerous things now".
Stunning and brave.
"If I do something stupid, its everyone elses fault" The anthem of all idiots.
It's also "nature is perfect and peaceful without men to ruin it, and women have a natural affinity with animals".
@@Sinsteel The fact that what you just said is true is hilarious. These women wouldn't last a day on a farm, let alone against a bear.
@Sinsteel that right there is rich with the natural affinity for animals, I've seen many a woman claim this but only after said animal does something perfectly normal that they do for basically everybody else and they read to much into it, that or they force the animal to be around them. Men on the otherhand, plenty of times I've seen animals, sometimes straight wild ones, go to outdoorsy man for help when hurt or scared. Whether it was in video or in front of me.
@@brendancoulter5761left wingers in general are not likely to survive worse than a paper cut.
The fact two of the hosts don't realize how dangerous bears are is hilarious.
Well, when you actually look at humans who live in the wilderness, the male- female combo seems to be a quiet successful combination.
I got into a brief tussle with a black bear (average American experience) that decided to forcibly enter my tent in the middle of the night while I was camping. I was extremely lucky to walk away from that. Anyone who picks the bear is not existing in reality.
The live in a place with little to no major predators. I live where bears are, as well as gentlemanly men. Man every time.
I know a guy that was sleeping in a national park on a picnic table. A black bear swiped his face looking for food. He survived, but he has some gnarly scars.
@@cutty2404 agree in totality. Only city folk could say this. Anyone who's come across a real bear unexpectedly knows better. Or a cow moose, those get me to leave the area in a hurry.
@@JSFalI'll take a bear over a moose, you can run a bear off most of the time.
Bears looking for food in places where they know they are fed. Bears run away from me, but I am not a fat beach ball walking around covered in food.
She wasn't raped, she was referencing several high profile cases, most of which ended with the accuser being proven to have lied. I'd guess the worst thing she's ever experienced at the hands of a man is him not holding the door open for her
Or just simply rejecting her advances, which is highly likely and entirely selfinflicted, nowadays.
She probably felt attacked when he did hold the door open for her.
@@hosmerhomeboy. That’s what I was thinking…….
@@hosmerhomeboyif he doesn't hold the door open she would moan, if he does "hes doing it to show me how much physically stronger he is and oppress me!!!"
I just love people are beginning to ignore these idiots now and it's their life that's getting more difficult, not mens.
@@ErikDeMann Or just lived relationship angst through Taylor Swift songs
I've been face to face with a bear and had it bluff charge me numerous times. I've also worked with someone that had been attacked by a bear and, miraculously, lived. I'll take my chances with a man, thank you. Every one of these women would gladly take their chances with a man if they had ever had a real, close encounter with a bear.
A better hypothetical that isn’t clouded by the creepy presupposition that an out of place man just ventured into the woods would be this:
You’re in the woods and stuck between a bear on one side and a random armed man on the other. Do you go to the man or the bear for protection?
We can't be putting down rapists where "believe all woman" is the prevailing narrative.
So you pick the Bear that has like a 50% chance of leaving you alone compared to the man that has a 0.001 chance being a rapist.
Do they have bears in islamic countries? Do they have forrest in those countries?
Sadly they view most men as a rapist or potential one.
And rapists aren't trolling for victims alone in the woods, lol
@@thormidthagahast8914 Indonesia has forests. Don't know if they have bears.
@@OniGanon I thinking sand and snakes and ancient holy wars.
I'd go with the man for one reason. If he's hostile, I 'might' win. If a bear is hostile, I'm toast. It can run faster, swim faster, climb faster, is far stronger, is far more durable and has natural weapons.
There's always the chance that the man encounter turns into, "Oh hey John! Didn't know you hiked here too".
On the flip side if I saw a bear, I'd be wondering wtf it's doing in England.
Replace bear with big cat and it'd be more accurate.
I know. At least if it's another human, you have a chance of winning against him, even if you are physically weaker. We aren't very durable. Step wrong and you can twist an ankle.
Even, if the bear was the most docil bear in the world. There's nothing stopping it from accidentally bowling you over or landing on you after standing up.
The actually insane woman mindset that leads you to assume a feeling of interpersonal betrayal is worse than the pain of an unbelievably slow and painful death needs to be studied. Anybody caught saying something like "at least it won't _betray_ me" about a creature who would eat your organs while you're still alive has never experienced a significant injury in their life.
Best case scenario with a man: "Howdy! Nice day init? This trail leads up to an awesome waterfall up ahead. You should check it out."
Best case scenario with a bear: "Ignores you or runs away.
Worst case scenario with a man: "Tries to murder you and either fails because you kill him in the struggle or he succeeds and kills you quickly.
Worst case scenario with a bear: "Charges at you, mauls you horrifically, then proceeds to hold you down and eat you. You bloodcurdlingly scream in agonizing pain as it rips you flesh off, crushes your bones, or pulls out your organs until you eventually succumb to blood loss
These are the same women advocating release of criminals.
They are so emotionally hysterical and would rather plunge the world into chaos than admit fault for ruining their counterpart. Their extensive exposure of Social Media and mainstream news bias has manufactured their world veiw and most importantly fueling their paranoia.
The worst think a 600-800 lb bear will do is hold you down and start eating you alive. It will not kill you first. Every feminist who picks a bear is just one less feminist.
Still better than the worst thing a man could do to you.
It seems crazy irrational to choose based on an imagined worst case. The odds being so ridiculously opposed. Relative comparison of average harm is how I analyze it as a gambler.
@@mason7067you should see a psychiatrist - I am not even kidding
@@stevena.7022 you should gamble based on the MOST LIKELY case. A normal man isn't a rapist or a murderer. A normal bear is both of those things.
@@imperius88 Let's agree Most Likely is the bear runs off, and guy says ''Hello good day. Fancy meeting you way out here.''
It's in the margins the stuff I'm calling harm exists; The low odds. That window (my bet says) has got to be larger for the bear encounter.
If we were to run through permutations and stack all the encounters side by side from least ham to greatest 1:1 (until we run out of bears I guess?) then The Man is still giving howdy do's whilst the bear's swiping at thigh meat. By the time we get to a drunk man hurling insults we've seen a thousand mauling victims.
But some people fear that distant possible minuscule chance of meeting Hannible lecture on a bird watching stroll.
*It's also women that pushed to end the death penalty.*
I can fight a man, I can't fight a bear.
Always amusing when women, who cry all the time, say stuff like ''men are crying about it'' or ''male tears''.
Yeah - the question itself is a veiled complaint about men.
Projection.
Somehow they seem to be confusing laughter with crying.
@@DefaultFlamethat's because women struggle to not cry when they laugh
These same women will go "Why don't men express themselves more?? It's okay for men to cry!!" then when men actually express themselves and cry, they'll go "Ew, man up"
The man has a high likelihood of not even noticing you. The bear knew you were there before you knew he was.
And if the bear still seeks you out, it means business and that business is dinner, which is you.
I think guaranteed encounter should be part of any hypothetical.
I read an old native saying. "A pine needle fell off a tree. The deer heard it, the bear smelled it, the eagle saw it."
Let's agree Most Likely is the bear runs off, and guy says ''Hello good day. Fancy meeting you way out here.''
It's in the margins the stuff I'm calling harm exists; The low odds. That window (my bet says) has got to be larger for the bear encounter.
If we were to run through permutations and stack all the encounters side by side from least harm to greatest 1:1 (until we run out of bears I guess?) then The Man is still giving howdy do's whilst the bear's swiping at thigh meat. By the time we get to a drunk man hurling insults we've seen a thousand mauling victims.
But some people fear that distant possible minuscule chance of meeting Hannible Lector on a bird watching stroll.
@@stevena.7022 Easy way of doing it is just ask this: When you turn the corner, do you want to come face to face with a random bear or a random man? Location is just misnomer in all this. It has no bearing on the hypothetical, so you can discard it & change it out for whatever. Saying 'forest' lulls you into the expectation that 'you are in bear territory'.
You could take it a step further & specify: When you open your front door what would you rather see standing in your doorway: a random bear or a random man?
*And when the women are attacked by the bear, they will call out desperately for the nearest man to help.*
The fact that even the lads here chose bear over a randomly selected man is wild. 100% of bears pose a threat to you, less than 100% of men pose a threat to you. This is like asking a black race grifter “would you rather be in the woods with a white, or a bear?” And they pick white because politics.
You can scare away a bear by yelling? Sometimes... and sometimes you'll just provoke it, just like with humans.
Women will say men need to be more emotional, but then when a man says "youre making an irrational choice" theyll accuse that man of "crying".
Men, never take advice from women.
The bear choosers are all crazy.
Nah a man can trick you and is way more unpredictable. Whereas a bear will ignore you as long as you're out of his space.
@@arkplayer179 Yeah. The exception being the rule. crazy how we have all this stuff because most men are trust worthy isn't it.
@@arkplayer179what if it wants to eat you then you obviously chose the man like do you guys not understand how most people get killed by bears.
No im a modern dumby.
I'm fine with Stellios' and Calvin's logic, that you can scare a bear off, but the leftist women are insane
Just liars 👍🏻
These women are really out here pretending they don't smell like fish?!
What the british don't know is that when I go into the woods, I am the man with the gun. Perks of being an american.
One city has shown that it has the legislative power to LITERALLY put wolves into your backyard without even asking for your permission.
State electoral college.
🎯
Come on bro, that's just a little spice added to life. Your day is always exciting if you have a legitimate chance of running into a wolf when you go into your yard. Honestly though, wolves fear humans for the most part, or at least they'd really rather avoid us, unless they're starving. Mountain lions are iffy, they might run, they might attack. Bears are also iffy, but they lean more towards attack. A moose is almost aggressive, but they can sometimes be reasoned with.
I live in an area where all these animals exist alongside humans. I've had personal encounters with every animal listed, except for wolves. I've only even seen a wild wolf like two or three times so far in my 32 years, about once a decade. Mountain lions are much the same, although I did encounter one in a tree while walking home from school one day. Bears are more common, and typically more dangerous. Deer are the best though. The deer that come through my yard are to the point where they just look up at me and continue eating when I walk by. A mother deer and her fawn walked within two feet of me when I was on a trip to the outhouse one evening.
Cities suck, man. Instead of having an awesome encounter with a deer when I go outside, I'm having an encounter with drug addicts, violent criminals, and/or people who don't give a fuck about me or anyone else. Even at it's best it doesn't come close to the countryside. I'd much rather go into a city when I need to, and return to my semi-wilderness abode at the end of the day than the other way around.
@@spracketskooch you're completely missing the point. why should people who don't want wolves introduced into their communities be forced to do so by people who live in entirely separate communities? Maybe they never once attack someone but who cares? the people don't want it, yet they're getting it anyway because "democracy"
Well, it's in Colorado so with any luck, the wolves will hang around posh ski lodges. Or Boulder.
@@cx2900 I'm just telling you the reality. You are experiencing exactly the same phenomenon as when black people think that cops slaughter black people by the tens of thousands, but the statistics tell a different story. The wolf attack statistics tell a story entirely different from your fears.
Why should anyone be forced to do anything because of a voting process? You've discovered a fundamental issue with government. If eight of my countryside neighbors want the wolves, but I don't, then why should I be forced to deal with them? You can keep on dividing the sphere of concern until you get to the individual. Why should any individual will be overwritten by the will of others? You already know the answer. Now just apply logic consistently.
Also, believe it or not, predators are a key part of ecosystems. Without enough predators the prey animals will multiply and become an issue. They can eat crops, or spread disease to livestock when their numbers are unchecked. Predators not only control numbers, but also disease by taking out the diseases animals. Look at what's happening in the UK right now. The deer population is exploding, and starting to cause major issues, precisely because they removed all their natural predators.
At the end of the day people's fears about the wolves are unfounded, and you can't make a justifiable decision based on faulty information. And just because you live away from a city doesn't make you a wildlife expert. There are plenty of uninformed people, even where I live. Also, Europeans and Brits know next to nothing about the wilderness, or wildlife. They haven't experienced true wilderness in many generations.
This is proof people fear what they are familiar with. Go stand within 200 yards/meters of a grizzly bear and then tell me you'd rather come across that on a hike than another hiker.
Yeah, Calvin going on about running across a drug addict in the woods of all places. It feels like these people are eternal urbanites.
@@fredrikhultman557 Haha seriously. You are more likely to encounter a bear in London's public transit than you are to run into a drug addict in the woods. People who like to harm people usually prefer to be around people. People exploring the woods for whatever reason usually have a higher purpose.
@@fredrikhultman557 not to mention if you're going to assume the worst about the man it only makes sense to assume the worst about the bear, in which case you are "graveyard dead"
@@fredrikhultman557 A drug addict probably won't hurt you, either. What would he stand to gain from killing you if you don't have any drugs or cash on you to steal? And even if you do, he could just rob you without killing. Druggies aren't usually murderers.
That's my thesis. The irrational fear of men is more useful than the rational fear of bears.
This is why they want bears to be in woman's spaces.
democracy at its finest
people can vote shit that won't affect them, and win against the people who it's gonna affect that vote against
If a feminist screams in the woods, does anyone care.
If a feminist screams in my face idc
Of course I care! That could be some good entertainment coming up.
Friendly reminder that 90% of these women claiming to have been victims of SA online are making it up for clout
This can't be overstated.
I'd say 90% is on the lower end of the estimate.
Considering what passes for SA these days, most probably just retroactively regret sleeping with an ex.
Man just happens to be walking down the sidewalk in the same direction as a woman, she automatically assumes he's following her and thinks he wants to harm her. Not kidding, I've seen multiple comments from women about this trend claiming that men frequently follow them. Always gotta assume the worst about men, it's insulting....
Closer to 99.99%
In an environment of practically infinite and historically unparalleled safety women will still treat men as a threat by virtue of existing in proximity. Women will treat me as a threat even if I'm merely sweeping at work in a grocery store within thirty feet an environment where there are dozens of people nearby myriad security cameras and the US where the second amendment means anyone presenting an issue could easily be neutralized long before cops show up. When I first observed this years ago I realized no amount of security will alleviate women's irrational cowardice and if they couldn't be grateful for the security and ease they have in first world countries than none of them save ones relatives and spouse merit civilian men providing any protection for them. In Revelation cowards are the very first category listed of those condemned to the lake of fire.
I love how Calvin just so coldly and plainly suggested putting down "mad dogs" that grape. Real G
They've never seen the aftermath of a bear attack. It's not pretty.
Ironically, the only reason those bears don’t see you as prey is because of men in the woods with guns
actually the main reason is that bears don't generally hunt for there own food they much more prefer to scavenge for food than actively hunt.
@@phantomviper211 No, they are true omnivores, whether they are eating plants, scavenging, or predating depends almost entirely on the easiest food source available. Carrion often makes up the majority of their diet simply because that is the easiest source, not out of some innate preference.
They will happily kill a moose or deer if it’s convenient. Contrast that with how they typically avoid humans whenever possible, and you might see my point.
Men alone in the woods are usually wholesome types doing some useful activity
yep this make this especially hilarious.
They're probably just out there thinking about the Roman Empire.
Out there trying to escape the bear choosers lol.
How about a random drop? Like you might get a baby koala or a hungry polar bear. Maybe it's a hiker with a satellite phone maybe it's Genghis Khan
@@stevena.7022If you swear fealthy to Genghis, he'll leave you alone.
"I know a bear's nature."
Unless you are an experienced forester, I don't think you actually do.
"It's coming right for us!" Should be printed on the Colorado state flag.
They are called teddybears because Ted Rousevelt refused to kill a baby bear on a hunt.
It was chained to a tree, so he said shooting it would be dishonorable.
@@dixieslav1274 He was correct.
Teddy was soft!
As someone who lives in grizzly territory it's absolutely hilarious to see a bunch of hysterical ignorants who evidently think Paddington is real choose the "getting eaten alive" option. Literally had a former co-worker of mine get attacked and eaten by a female bear with cubs while she was walking her dogs about three years ago in my little mountain town.
Somehow it's not so scary than what a man can do...
@@user-te2ef2jc6d i suggest googling these words "bear attack mans face reddit"
@@user-te2ef2jc6d.........🙄........sigh.....
And this still happens with the minuscule amount of times humans come into contact with wild bears. Think about what would happen if we encountered bears as often as we do other humans.
Humans stand little chance against a chimpanzee, less against a moose and almost none against a bear.
Wild animals rarely discriminate which gender they eat, every single gender is juicy and meaty and nutricious on the inside
Don't underestimate chimps, those things are psychotic.
The problem a lot of politicians who vote to reintroduce wolves is that if you don't also reintroduce their prey animals in substantial numbers they will just roam for food for as wide as they can. People don't want their prey animals either though because those have a habit of eating crops and destroying fields, so the 'middle ground' solution ends up being a small amount of wolves and then... hoping they never go hungry?
Most of the problem with this, is people keep conflating Black bears with Brown bears, most of those videos of people scaring bears are black bears. You get between a brown bear and her cubs, you are NOT intimidating that animal.
If you are out in the forest you are LUCKY to run into another human who is likely to give you help and treat you kindly like the VAST MAJORITY of people will. A bear will always choose to eat you if it thinks it can.
Bears are peaceful creatures that almost never attack people, stop spreading lies about them.
@@mason7067
This line of thought gets people KILLED!!!! YOU STOP!!!
Its a wild animal and should be respected as such!!!! STOP DOWNPLAYING what they are capable of!!!!
@mason7067 Yeah, bears only attack people when it's the mating season, and there's young cubs around, or occasionally if we're really hungry and you're the only option.
Aside from that, this is anti bear propaganda
Humans are just about the only creatures on Earth that look at another creature and think, "I want to fight that". Everything else aside from some apes and monkeys will avoid confrontation unless necessary. Even just a cut could kill you when you live entirely in the wilderness. Even predators are careful not to get hurt when hunting, and if the prey puts up too much of a fight they'll often abandon it. A bear is still dangerous. It's just not an aggressive killing machine with its sights set on you any time it sees a human.
@@Madnessofmusic"If we're really hungry," I see.
The Three Musketeers from 7-11 aren't enough anymore, eh?
I think all women who say bear should be given the chance to meet one in the woods.
Defund the Government, stop paying tax!
Thanks Lotus Eaters
I suspect the bears would pick the Men.
With Men: Food, booze, playtime.
With Women: Uncomfortable clothes, being lectured.
Yucky plastic under their skin too. I can imagine how disappointed and disgusted a poor hungry bear would be if it bit into what it thought was a nice big, juicy buttock only to find it was all silicone lol.
I need these British gents to understand the difference between bears. If you’re a big person, you can probably intimidate a Black Bear by making yourself as big as possible and being very loud. You will not intimidate a Grizzly Bear.
Hehe, the Grizzly will probably see it as a challenge...
Not many people know this, but grizzlies will actually break if you insult them. They're very psychologically weak.
@@spracketskooch The exception, of course, being if your insult their recipe for salmon. They’re awfully touchy about that.
@@a_channel2545 That is a given. That's one thing you learn growing up. Don't piss into the wind, and don't insult a bear's salmon recipe. Another fun bear fact. They are extremely slow.
And if its a koala you can definitely intimidate it
They voted against reintroducing wolves not because they're afraid the wolves will eat people. They don't want the wolves eating their livestock. City dwellers forget that wolves like chicken and turkey too and will be the first to take their pick. This will mean less meat to sell to the city.
Women only select bears BC men have protected them from bears
"Bears get scared real easy."
Unless they're man-eaters. Then you can shout and wave all you like, you're already dead. AFTER it's done eating your guts, that is.
I wonder what's higher, the likelihood of running into a serial killer or a man-eating bear on a trail?
By guns not by humans
I'm no expert but I think only black bears get scared easily, not the brown bear they showed
@@pierrechateaux1954 Black bears are more man sized so they can be scared off, however they will also hunt humans, so if you fail to scare them they will try to eat you if they're hungry. Grizzly bears on the other hand aren't easy to scare off and they'll tear out your guts and rip you apart and leave you for dead.
@@hashkangaroo Ironically, more than 90% of all serial killers are raised by single mothers. Fact.
Ask them if they'd pick a bear, or a black man. See if the answer changes
Well, they wouldn't want to be wacist
Mine would change. A black man in the woods is rarer than encountering a bear anyways
They'd refuse to answer, then accuse you of being racist.
Lol white guys so mad women rather see a bear that they have to involve black men just to c0pe
I wonder why bears are extinct in most of Europe? Possibly because they used to be regularly dangerous - deadly in fact.
that and crazy people like my ancestors who had a rule that you had to kill a bear before you could get married, or hold a leadership position - those rules got a lot more relaxed over the centuries.. I 'earned my 'man hood' by getting a degree ;)
Still part of me yearns for the old ways.. Id pick the bear, just so I can do my ancestors proud - mind you.. I want a rifle for it, I ain't going in with a spear, i'm crazy but not THAT crazy!
@@bigolbearthejammydodger6527 My grandfather killed many bears with buckshot to the face. However, these were Himalayan black bears attracted to bait and he would be hiding in a tree less than 50 feet away. He used an old single shot shotgun, so he had only one shot to kill the bear.
Any woman who picks the bear deserves to get the bear.
And yet still we're all still being gaslit as if there is no societal existence of "hate against men". 🤫🤦♂️
Kindly remind father Calvin and Stelios that they're currently in an office full of men and ask what they'd think of they was a single bear in there.
"Finally, a worthy opponent."
@@spracketskooch lol fair enough
Just goes to show how much these idiots are pandering to woke ways, when callum goes it won't be worth a watch
They're in an office with multiple other men, they trust that societal rules apply and will be enforced.
It isn't entirely irrational to fear encountering a strange man in the woods alone because it does have the potential to become a very dangerous hostile situation, but of course it's much worse to face a bear.
@@alexmckee4683 not when they first entered the building.
Where I live there are a lot of grow-ops in the forests and a lot of bears. Stumbling across a dude in the forest who's clearly not hiking would be way scarier than a bear because I know I can (and have) chase off the bear by doing an impression of a coked-up chimp, whereas that's probably not going to fly with Meth Lab Louis and his 12-gauge.
If it's a mother bear with cubs, though, it's about the same in terms of pucker-factor. Scariest thing to see in the forest is a pair of bear cubs, because you know ma's nearby and she's already seen you.
Exactly, it’s the way the question is framed. The “random man,” carries creepy presuppositions because a truly random man would be out of place in the woods. If they said “male hiker/Hunter/etc” I think more people would clearly choose the man. I think for some reason, men generally assume that the man was randomly put there by the hypothetical just as the subject is, whereas women are envisioning some creepy man who went into the woods for some unknown reason.
$10 says these women have never seen what survivors look like after being mauled by a bear.
Overall...I think everyone has lost track of the simple fact that the internet is 99.9% people you wouldn't talk too.
I think that’s the truth of this. I don’t know many women who would chose the bear
They should ask men the same question about women.
I'd 100% choose a bear because they can't make fake r4pe allegations on TikTok.
Plus bear steak is delicious.
I just want to express my infinite gratitude to bears everywhere, for taking this one for Team Man.
true. an encounter with a hostile bear is most likely to end with you being fine, outside chance of death, and a large chance of being injured.
An encounter with a hostile woman will result in the state hunting you down and taking everything you make or aspire to, forever. You can escape a bear. You cannot escape the state.
In addition to that, I can defend myself from a bear, but to defend oneself from a woman means fighting the courts, society, and everything.
They also don't take half your shit.
And thus the war between the bearhumans and humanbears began.
a man can and may harm you.
a bear will.
I was hiking once, went ahead on my sister and her husband. Up the trial I heard a noise “it was a bear” it didn’t want to play and I believe god saved me that day.” It ran down the sloped hill towards the lower trail. It watched me for a while. It’s size was raw power were tremendous (and it wasn’t even that big for bears)
Pampered People don’t realize how dangerous nature truly is.