GOLDY NO LEGS (DayZ Standalone)

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The DayZ standalone is here! I plan on bringing you guys the best, funniest, craziest gameplay you can find on the internet. Hope you enjoy our journey of this amazing game. It's only going to get better. Now let's go kill some bandits.
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Tucker: / iijeriichoii
Ally: / 2mgovercsquared
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Outro Song:
Run Away From Me - DotEXE: • [Drumstep] - DotEXE - ...
DayZ Intro: • DayZ Logo Animation (D...
Song: Pegboard Nerds - Hero: • [Hard Dance] - Pegboar...

[@GoldGloveTV]

Um, UA-cam FUCKED the quality on this video. No idea why it's randomly available in 240p only? :( Hopefully it fixes soon guys

[@chaybloch9337]

mmmmmm 240p is brilliant, minecraft anybody ;)

[@TheMajesticSynC]

It's fixed buttface ^_^

[@BurgerMikeTV]

Marshianmkkr Not fixed for me :/

[@TealChicken-bh2qr]

GoldGloveTV is the best

[@elitemacro6311]

GoldGloveTV is some awesome

[@MexicanFoodNinjas]

Just think if goldy would have pulled the trigger and killed jesse they might not have become friends.

[@AB21]

and then jesse was born

[@Tatsue295]

"They look like geodude." And immediately he has a face of drunken regret

[@TheMagnificentSarah]

Who's geodude?

[@hiimmabee]

The Magnificent Sarah Hollinger A pokemon, who has no legs.

[@TheMagnificentSarah]

hiimmabee Yeah I googled it and now feel stupid for not recognising the name...

[@hiimmabee]

The Magnificent Sarah Hollinger *claps*

[@JumpinWombango]

hiimmabee yes.

[@deathstar704]

That dude that bandaged him is a boss. He shielded him too.

[@KAISEI2]

Layne is one of the most chilled guys

[@turtlemagick6071]

Gold: "Im on the second floor"
Girlfriend: "So like..the second floor from the base..?"
Your reaction was priceless haha xD

[@ryanmorris3531]

hands down that geodude remark was the best thing ive heard in a long time

[@SupedRL]

Always great to see how Jesse and godly first met

[@joegallagher6688]

Geo dude hahaha I lost my shit when he said that ...brilliant

[@YoOllie]

If Goldy Clicked we wouldn't know Jesse

[@jordandocherty2934]

wait a fucking minute, that is jesse hahahahaha, goldy didn't like him at first wtf, well look where they have came from! wow I'm so happy now!

[@brisvanhal9969]

I love how ally talks and everybody pretends she doesn't exist

[@DailyDoseofShortsVideos]

Can you imagine if Goldy shot Jessie.. the Dynamic duo would never happen

[@Lordlego12]

Yo 17:00 was like my favorite youtube moment ever xD All the freshies just charging the prone guy screaming "For Narniiiaaa"

[@user-ob4kn3rp3j]

That fresh spawn that bandaged you; most bad ass dude that day. LOL

[@Winspa94]

That "oh my god" by Ally at 2:50 sounds exactly like Clementine from The Walking Dead.

[@sotom8]

Goldy takes this game more serious than 10 year olds on CoD

[@XxSteelKill20xX]

This is great Jesse and Goldy First Time Butt touches but unknown friendship :)

[@350dpi]

This is where goldy meets Jessie!!

[@KindledEmbers]

They guy that said "For Narnia" made me LMAO! XD

[@Lipzyncable]

hahaha the face goldy pulls when ally says something really dumb (no offence) at 21:49

[@DigitalDyslexia]

Goldy, hold bandages in your backpack, anywhere else and they're really likely to get ruined.

[@loushia16]

The Geodude joke almost made my lungs collapse

[@aLTm1X45]

21:56 "is it the second floor from the base?" XD the face that he made!

[@MrDonut255]

not this is sparta, THIS IS GOLDGLOVE!!!!

[@evanwisz3048]

lol 17:04... You didn't just kill a fresh spawn... you headshotted a fresh spawn lol

[@chaos5529]

Guy "Sparta sucks"
Goldy *aims on head*

[@JustDoMeCrew]

God this is almost too chaotic. Lovin these DayZ vids Goldy

[@Mari-gi1jj]

That’s when we began to know Jessie

[@rathalourm2337]

HE SAID, I'LL BLOCK YAH I'LL BLOCK YAH IM LIKE AN OFFENSIVE LINEMAN

[@Godares]

Looking back at DayZ vids... and this is what I find GEODUDE!!! 😂😂😂😂😭😭

[@jdterry5541]

You dropped that fresh spawn lol😂

[@BL662D]

"he Ran Into The Bullet" Lmfaooo

[@JuiceeBoxTVV]

Brenndon is a dayz god

[@iMagnific3nt]

30 minute video? Ermagerd... YUSS

[@dylanzayas7415]

Actually 29:31

[@23davidian96]

Bill Jones You're not funny.

[@iMagnific3nt]

Bill Jones So ur one of those?

[@an7hraxalfa]

HA

[@ghengiskhan3144]

Ermagerd! 😂😂

[@prodSharq]

"they look like geodude" ahahh holy shit i lol'd

[@firegriff6545]

4 rules in day z trust only friends, kill or be killed , fight with no fright , stay alive at all costs.

[@nicholaslong9418]

I feel like Goldy and Frankie would make a good team

[@ZipTiggle]

30 seconds in and best joke he's ever made XD there is piss all over my room hahaha

[@atlfalcons1005]

I like how he killed the dude in purple who was helping him at 25:35 lol

[@PD-tw1ox]

Second floor from the base or?.... i couldnt stop laughing HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@vdeakinv8327]

Omg the guy that broke your legs had everything you needed that was so lucky! Btw I love you DayZ content!

[@Eddie820]

"He saved me from the rapist". What kind of additions have they made to DayZ since last I played?!?!

[@ajhunter6456]

"I just FUCKIN' decked this Guy!.... But hes got Boyfriends so I gotta hide." LOL.

[@nog00dus3rs]

At the end he coulda split the rags that were ruined and bandaged himself.

[@Lampp1981]

21:53 Hahaha! Love the video.

[@Jakofsheff]

the bit at the start lol geodude ahaha

[@LetsTakeItAll24]

That intro is amazing

[@whadthefriggincrud]

i had a boss once who lost his feet on railroad tracks....we called him Johnny no feet....so fucked up. he had a great sense of humor and laughed about it tho lol

[@JohanDeLijser]

nice video, lots of battles thats what i like to see in dayz videos, other than the running simulator part that everyone shows, this is nice

[@tyejones4836]

Layne's voice is so adorable :3.

[@crazoro]

yall create awesome situations game is so dope

[@carrielynne05]

Goldy to OP

[@casonj4]

Is that Jesse with you guys

[@Eogos]

Cason Anglea yes i believe its the first time Goldy plays with him.

[@Thedewarmy]

In the arms of the fresh spawns

[@Gavinprior1]

It is probably just as bad of me laughing as it was Brennan making that joke but god i have to admit that intro, i haven't laughed so hard in a long time.

[@karels149]

GOLDY, YOU'RE TERRIBLE!!!! HAHA!!! "GEO-DUDE"!!!!! Great, now I'm going to hell too 'cause I laughed.

[@bendevroy5822]

Jesse: The Beginning

[@justinlee5303]

lmfao, liked the video at "geodude"

[@tjrcnp8620]

Goldy Pulled a Geodude at the start!

[@bradleyhaliw5327]

So close to a mil bro its gonna be awesome when you hit it. You should do an all night livestream when you do

[@ghengiskhan3144]

The beginning of fairlight. P.s you the real MVP jesse

[@02236798]

Lol I don't know Pokemon so I went and looked up Geo dude and nearly lost my shit hahaha

[@instigation1637]

"That's racist" lololol

[@kalebmiller1734]

Laughing at cripples w/ Goldy

[@DoGuov]

Was this chaos a result of streaming with Ally? Ally always has a horde with her most of the time when she's streaming DayZ.

[@gagerogalski8952]

Karma for geodude ! 😂

[@bigthrobbing378]

No legged goldy

[@ryand.4083]

Great vid! And yesterday's stream was awesome!

[@BerryPack]

We love u ally

[@RyanWoodwardMusic]

I feel bad for laughing at that hahahaha

[@Aaron-de7jc]

lol what a cheery ending

[@XxSteelKill20xX]

Called Jesse Greenie lol

[@renemous1642]

The funniest thing which has ever happened to me in dayz a hacker kept takin out my mag when we was shooting one another

[@ghengiskhan3144]

THIS IS SPARTA!!

[@jdterry5541]

Hey Jericho is in there

[@NateMirk]

hopefully people with no legs won't be offended for the intro

[@yoboymellow5170]

love this guy

[@jaredchance9217]

I love your videos they make me laugh. Thank you

[@skylinexGTR521]

Welp that was a damn gg goldy!

[@achrist10_]

do u understand how many times I've watched this video and I just now noticed that that's sir jessalot

[@glennstar13]

love the long videeoooo!!!!!!! more more moreaaaaaaaa

[@badsniper8189]

Fucking great shit Brennan that was possibly the best day z vid I hav ever seen

[@RYANx81]

21:52 lol Ally u are so smart

[@iigrimzzy_yt7207]

JESSE WAS BORN

[@NorthFrost0822]

I think Goldy is Jealous huehuee

[@lulluedge9457]

I love how Goldy has 2 great computers and yet doesn't seem to manage to upload videos in 1080p (or higher)...

[@AlucardJr6969]

lol dat mechanical keyboard tho xD

[@MasterCuddless]

HOLY SHIT THAT GUY WAS JESSIE

[@Sauciflash]

You William Wallace you.

[@Aaron-de7jc]

"Ill block ya"

[@TheCeeram]

Jesse the real mvp

[@luridcraft2399]

"I killed a fresh spawn yeah, He ran into the bullet. 17:37" XD. 17:05 He clearly shot him in the head hahahahahha love you Goldy but you gone an fucked up.

[@DespoticEvee]

He was aiming for the guy with the mosin but he didn't lead the shot far enough

[@ProFlyer23]

That new intro!!!!!

[@r1las823]

THE BIRTH OF JESSE!

[@nathano3976]

is this how they met?

[@MucKFizzoU15]

i wanna be a hero hero

[@jarrettphippen3435]

MOOREE DAYZ!!!

[@xGeorgeHDx]

I have no legs.

[@branmurray3595]

They look like a fucking Geodude XD