I Got Hired to Crash a Submarine and This Happened - Uboat

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  • @GrayStillPlays
    @GrayStillPlays  5 років тому +1018

    Can't say I've ever run a guy fleeing on a tiny pontoon boat over with a submarine before.

  • @miloszwandycz8815
    @miloszwandycz8815 5 років тому +812

    1:35 Sink two ships its says. It doesn't say if those have to be the enemy's.

    • @greninjaguardian1286
      @greninjaguardian1286 5 років тому +44

      Your profile pic matches your comment perfectly XD
      Edit: thank you for 7 likes, that's the highest I ever got

    • @GrayStillPlays
      @GrayStillPlays  5 років тому +178

      So technically I got that mission 50% done.

    • @rogerphone481
      @rogerphone481 5 років тому +12

      @@GrayStillPlays Pretty much, yeah.

    • @GraceStaAna-ku1rz
      @GraceStaAna-ku1rz 5 років тому +3

      I salute your observation

    • @apocalypticsurvivor6111
      @apocalypticsurvivor6111 4 роки тому +2

      Betrayal betrayal mission failed Target wrong

  • @tormundpeters7127
    @tormundpeters7127 5 років тому +71

    More U-Boat please! Try and get it down to crush depth

  • @whodoyouthink5890
    @whodoyouthink5890 5 років тому +166

    Gray: MOVING BEHIND THE ROCKS
    don't worry captain, we'll buff that out

  • @fate899
    @fate899 5 років тому +505

    A challanger appears: Uboat!
    Grey uses break everything,
    Its super effective!
    Uboat faints.

  • @mlkbktboi8251
    @mlkbktboi8251 5 років тому +139

    Gray: Ooh U-Boats..what shall i do to break it..
    Also Gray: FULL FORCE INTO THE BOATS MOTHA FUC-

  • @Borzoi-appreciator
    @Borzoi-appreciator 5 років тому +209

    well, the kriegsmarine would be proud to have gray as a captain.

  • @jjwillbombson2223
    @jjwillbombson2223 5 років тому +235

    I think game creators give you an early code to their games to see how you break it and they can fix it.

    • @Perktube1
      @Perktube1 5 років тому +9

      They'll get valuable clipping data that's for sure.

    • @BLINDrOBOTFILMS
      @BLINDrOBOTFILMS 5 років тому +10

      Gray is the perfect edge case beta tester

  • @craigh5236
    @craigh5236 5 років тому +90

    After Gray : Developer to-do list dramatically increases in size

  • @Koda_Winchester
    @Koda_Winchester 5 років тому +220

    Me: (gets notification) what’s this?
    Grey: NEW VIDEO
    Me: OH GOD who’s gonna die today

    • @feedguygaming
      @feedguygaming 5 років тому +1

      Hell yeah

    • @iamdemoris769
      @iamdemoris769 5 років тому

      Maggs _ 😂😂😂

    • @ELukedrc
      @ELukedrc 5 років тому +4

      God himself dies the Gray way of life is the right way of life NOW PRAY TO YOUR NEW GOD

    • @AvoidTheCadaver
      @AvoidTheCadaver 5 років тому

      New video -damnit-

  • @Tirryna
    @Tirryna 5 років тому +55

    I don't know why, but the term "Deutschland Dollars" made me bust out laughing. I think they were called Marks... XD

    • @smogdanoff7053
      @smogdanoff7053 4 роки тому +5

      Reichsmarks i believe

    • @flyingsquirrel1135
      @flyingsquirrel1135 4 роки тому +2

      Deuchmarks?

    • @Der_Held_
      @Der_Held_ 4 роки тому +3

      @@smogdanoff7053 As a German, I can confirm. They were called Reichsmark.

    • @literallyadorito8197
      @literallyadorito8197 4 роки тому +3

      DM or Deutschmark

    • @tellmewhyaintnothin2451
      @tellmewhyaintnothin2451 4 роки тому +2

      At first during the weimarer republik it was Reichsmark but later it was more widely known as D-Mark or deutsche mark. I think hitlers time was like a gradient since im pretty sure i heard him use both. This is just a theory of mine but i think the name change might have been because germany tried to solve poverty by giving people more money but that ended up just making it more useless (there were like 500.000.000 reichsmark notes) and people got rid of the republik and tried to change things up which is when hitler got elected cause he promised them work and financial stability so it'd make sense to make a new money system

  • @unfunny982
    @unfunny982 5 років тому +28

    List of Gray's favorite things.
    1. Full liquor bar
    2. "Strawberry Jam"
    3. ABsoLuTE caRnAGE

    • @EhrenCG
      @EhrenCG 5 років тому +2

      1. PLANTS

  • @notagoat281
    @notagoat281 5 років тому +13

    1:38 Game: "Sink 2 ships."
    Gray: "Me, and the ship I run into (who will also probably be on our side)."

  • @charlesuzozie5747
    @charlesuzozie5747 5 років тому +118

    Uboat: *The game were you can execute someone for slouching on the job*

    • @Jacob-ge1py
      @Jacob-ge1py 5 років тому +14

      I was so disappointed he didn't find that

    • @GrayStillPlays
      @GrayStillPlays  5 років тому +54

      I need my crew members alive so I can kill them.

    • @devincetee5335
      @devincetee5335 5 років тому +7

      @@GrayStillPlays r/technicallythetruth

    • @thomaskawalec3740
      @thomaskawalec3740 3 роки тому +1

      @@GrayStillPlays classic gray

  • @MrIcosHimself
    @MrIcosHimself 5 років тому +44

    I see future AI in video games filing lawsuits against Gray for all his breaking of mechanics and doing what's not suppose to be done in a game LMAO. Good work as always Gray keep it up.

  • @wheelman1324
    @wheelman1324 4 роки тому +4

    Captain StillPlays: “Hey boys! You’re gonna be my crew, dammit!”
    Everyone: “Run away!!”

  • @lasamisalagne7377
    @lasamisalagne7377 5 років тому +36

    They should be happy that they didn‘t give it to me. Once a game let me steer a submarine and i drove it so bad, it got launched into space(i bugged into a massive item and the physics engine give exponentially more accileration the more matter is in eachother. I drove through a big rock)

    • @Infernal_Elf
      @Infernal_Elf 5 років тому +1

      silent hunter?

    • @yoursaviorishere4365
      @yoursaviorishere4365 5 років тому +11

      From sea ship to air ship to space ship. The first ever Transformer submarine

  • @Karagianis
    @Karagianis 5 років тому +29

    10:40 Just fyi, blue flag with yellow cross = Sweden, you just gunned down a neutral ship there.

    • @TraustiGeir
      @TraustiGeir 5 років тому +3

      Whoops...

    • @elysiankentarchy1531
      @elysiankentarchy1531 5 років тому +12

      More importantly Sweden was sending iron to Germany in WWII so they gunned down a ship that was, indirectly, helping their cause.

    • @TraustiGeir
      @TraustiGeir 5 років тому +11

      @@elysiankentarchy1531 I think it was more like "Give us iron or you get the Norway-treatment".

    • @AdmiralJT
      @AdmiralJT 4 роки тому +1

      gonna say, the trucks on deck had an iron cross

  • @KitsuneQc
    @KitsuneQc 5 років тому +8

    3:23 You just described being in the Navy. Coming from a Sailor :P

  • @Uncle_Roadkill
    @Uncle_Roadkill 5 років тому +74

    Hiiiiiiii guyyyyyyyys. Heeeeeeeeey it's the German U-Boooooooat.
    Dat voice.

    • @KnittingPasta
      @KnittingPasta 5 років тому +9

      7:37 and 9:27

    • @TraustiGeir
      @TraustiGeir 5 років тому +4

      The gayest U-boat captain ever...sounds like something from "The Producers".

  • @Tristan-rf7lb
    @Tristan-rf7lb 5 років тому +19

    Title:I got hired to crash-
    Me: NOW THATS MORE LIKE IT

  • @omega1575
    @omega1575 5 років тому +8

    Gray:”sink 2 ships, doesn’t say how”
    Me: or who’s ship

  • @hyperkitten8872
    @hyperkitten8872 5 років тому +7

    The game: polit the boat and learn about U-boats
    Gary: I want to see if there is crash physicals

  • @RRKS
    @RRKS 5 років тому +6

    7:43 i love how the trucks on board of the norwegian ship looks to be german.

  • @Chandler7157
    @Chandler7157 5 років тому +17

    Were in a submarine and Grey Still Plays is the captain?
    Were doomed.

  • @darkmoon5384
    @darkmoon5384 5 років тому +1

    Gray that barkeep you mentioned at 3:26 is named Kurogiri

  • @Joe_Potts
    @Joe_Potts 5 років тому +39

    Alright. We're back with the only youtuber who's as demented as I am.
    It's Graystillplays

    • @isolattor_2145
      @isolattor_2145 5 років тому

      You spelled his name wrong. it's with an a not an e

    • @Joe_Potts
      @Joe_Potts 5 років тому

      @@isolattor_2145 oops better change that. Ty for pointing it out

  • @ReapWhatYaSow
    @ReapWhatYaSow 4 роки тому +2

    For being from Dirty Jersey, you got that "come here boy" down pretty good!

  • @turtledragon1104
    @turtledragon1104 5 років тому +6

    Nobody:
    GrayStillPlays: New game, dammit

  • @hkarctic8031
    @hkarctic8031 5 років тому +4

    I love the Better Off Dead references you make lol. Subtle yet satisfying

  • @seggermont846
    @seggermont846 4 роки тому +4

    5:47 "that's alot of damage"
    Me: Use flex tape its watertight
    And it even works under water, now thats perfect

  • @Tekdruid
    @Tekdruid 5 років тому +2

    3:15 "Just lovingly polishing my big, hard torpedo here. Definitely nothing homoerotic going on, nosirree!"

  • @lolpopnom4956
    @lolpopnom4956 5 років тому +13

    Why did you shot the swedish boat 😭 10:38
    JK

    • @lavaboatcubesupportsukrain7539
      @lavaboatcubesupportsukrain7539 5 років тому

      lolpopnom I think he thought it was the boat we was supposed to destroy

    • @crossfire2045
      @crossfire2045 5 років тому +2

      The Germans have learned to not trust the Swedes after the Bismark.

  • @jeanlucdiscard
    @jeanlucdiscard 5 років тому +1

    @5:48 Looks like you just made yourself target practice

  • @artokaii
    @artokaii 5 років тому +10

    Gray- Thank you Leo, keep pushing the thing in the tube *PUSH IT HARDER*
    Me- SWEET HOME ALABAMA

  • @amandad808
    @amandad808 3 роки тому +1

    Once upon a time a German captain flushed the toilet in a u-boat and the pressure differential ruptured the hull. Nice to see Gray continuing that legacy.

    • @Drewdiabetes
      @Drewdiabetes 2 роки тому

      From what I remember, he was supposed to have someone to help him flush for that exact reason. He refused, and broke the sub.

  • @thetestinggrounds7855
    @thetestinggrounds7855 5 років тому +14

    "Just the tip. That should be good enough."
    *That's what she said.* 😉😎

  • @pansagi
    @pansagi 5 років тому +1

    Welcome back to Gray breaks the geneva convention a million times

  • @handmade2go4
    @handmade2go4 5 років тому +10

    Me, a german, watching this video while kind of falling asleep cause it‘s about 0:00 here, waking up by the sentence:
    ROHR EINS GELADEN! 😂😂

  • @TrogonBike
    @TrogonBike 5 років тому

    There are some guys, working years on a dream and you killed them in 11:41 mins. Bravo!

  • @saukko8492
    @saukko8492 5 років тому +10

    Nobody:
    Gray: *CAN I CRASH AN U-BOAT ON SOME ROCKS ?*

  • @beckdesouza2495
    @beckdesouza2495 4 роки тому +1

    Weirdly enough, nothing calms my anxiety and slows my thoughts down better than Gray's videos

  • @Charles_Anthony
    @Charles_Anthony 5 років тому +31

    Grey is the real reason Germany lost WW2.

    • @skullfaceproductions8426
      @skullfaceproductions8426 5 років тому +7

      or probably the why the kreigsmarine never got budget

    • @skullfaceproductions8426
      @skullfaceproductions8426 5 років тому +3

      Matthew Jackson makes sense

    • @coyotem3a1
      @coyotem3a1 4 роки тому +2

      Its because he doesn't know a Flak Cannon is for shooting aircraft

    • @Cleptro
      @Cleptro 2 роки тому

      @@coyotem3a1 I don't know, it seemed to work pretty well on the ship he shot at. And the lifeboat. And planes basically can't be hit.

  • @lionellines6351
    @lionellines6351 3 роки тому +1

    3:06: “Can you run into a whale?”
    USS Samuel B. Roberts laughs in background.

  • @wolfpolycot4888
    @wolfpolycot4888 5 років тому +5

    Hello you make the best videos

  • @hobonate2196
    @hobonate2196 5 років тому +1

    The best voice and random comments ever!

  • @sezlinc4980
    @sezlinc4980 5 років тому +6

    *"I'm in command of this Uboat!"*

  • @iceman1183
    @iceman1183 4 роки тому +1

    Crewmember "The new captain is giving us sausage and cheese for meals awesome this will be a great tour." Looks at captains name "Well I'm screwed"

  • @tankerspam7967
    @tankerspam7967 5 років тому +9

    "Thank you Berlin..."
    -Entire Kriegsmarine circa 1945.

  • @Darklor_WCF
    @Darklor_WCF 5 років тому +1

    Your content is great, but the editing is top notch

  • @huss9366
    @huss9366 5 років тому +6

    i like how he says "if things go right, kill everyone on board" but we def know if things go wrong he gonna kill everyone on earth HOW? IDK BUT ITS GRAY SO ITS POSSIBLE

    • @ELukedrc
      @ELukedrc 5 років тому +2

      It's the right way it's the GRAY WAY

  • @thanhool
    @thanhool 5 років тому +1

    This reads like the memoirs of a mad war criminal

  • @miloszwandycz8815
    @miloszwandycz8815 5 років тому +5

    Gray said that if the ubot crew won they would get free Starbucks for a month but they didnt have Starbucls in 40s Germany I think that it would be named something more like *"Stärtzbückz"*

    • @pedrolmlkzk
      @pedrolmlkzk 5 років тому +1

      They wouldn't win anyway

  • @loresiarjhez2820
    @loresiarjhez2820 5 років тому +1

    That ship you destroyed... its an ally... 10/10 Grey is the Best Captain.

  • @Demolisher828
    @Demolisher828 5 років тому +3

    Today I went fishing & saw this enormous German Submarine beat the everloving religion out of a rinky-dink lifeboat

  • @barrybend7189
    @barrybend7189 5 років тому +2

    3:27 He's greasing the Torpedo so it can launch better out of the tube.

    • @BlarryOfficial
      @BlarryOfficial 5 років тому +1

      Which is a perfectly innuendo-free phrase.

  • @Romax-pg2is
    @Romax-pg2is 5 років тому +7

    Wait a minute, is this like a modern Silent Hunter game?

    • @4ghzgaming664
      @4ghzgaming664 5 років тому +1

      Yup and it's good. Haven't checked it out yet. Has no story but lots of content. Still in early access I think

    • @lanteanboy
      @lanteanboy 5 років тому

      more or less, unlike Silent Hunter, it's designed more along the lines of managing your crew, their needs and the needs of your boat than actually simulating the warfare (although that's still obviously part of it)

  • @Mightymite1
    @Mightymite1 4 роки тому

    Hey Gray. Instead of helping of an ally, you can torpedo them and go rogue. Sounds perfect.

  • @AndreaGarcia-ke3du
    @AndreaGarcia-ke3du 5 років тому +3

    3:34 that's actually how they loaded torpedoes I u-boats

  • @MicheleFerrariAX
    @MicheleFerrariAX 5 років тому

    watched Raptor playing the same game seriously and enjoyed it. watches grey while drunk a couple of hours later and enjoy it way too much

  • @ihavenoidea3311
    @ihavenoidea3311 4 роки тому +3

    I love the part when he’s trying to sink a Norwegian cargo ship. You know, the nation that was either neutral or under nazi occupation.

  • @aleckushmerek1757
    @aleckushmerek1757 5 років тому +1

    7:18 You mean "Hey! This is the Gestapo. Pull your ass over!"

    • @AnNguyen-sm4bu
      @AnNguyen-sm4bu 4 роки тому

      Alec Kushmerek “Hey, this is the Abwehr. Pull your ass over!

  • @Gingerninja-jc5ky
    @Gingerninja-jc5ky 5 років тому +5

    Woop woop guess who’s back back again every day at 11 (gmt)

  • @cameronmccorkle6078
    @cameronmccorkle6078 5 років тому

    Gray the videos are funny and are killing me with how good they are

  • @siechamontillado
    @siechamontillado 5 років тому +3

    0:38 - You're playing Uboat and you don't use the "Das Boot" theme?

  • @BigBrotherMateyka
    @BigBrotherMateyka 5 років тому +2

    Legend says he is still playing cards to this day. All that coffee does wonders.

  • @davidshammas2239
    @davidshammas2239 5 років тому +3

    "The only game that would ask me to pilot a sea-vessel"
    50% of all games: Am I a joke to you?

  • @sandrawagendorfer729
    @sandrawagendorfer729 5 років тому +2

    4:07 I never thought I had to go so far to get into an accident ;-)

  • @askeiro9523
    @askeiro9523 5 років тому +4

    Es ist merkwürdig das zu verstehen ohne das du das verstehst!😁
    DEUTSCHLAND

  • @KnittingPasta
    @KnittingPasta 5 років тому +1

    7:37 and 9:27
    most casual enemy U-boat ever

  • @SternenruferinPatchouli1
    @SternenruferinPatchouli1 5 років тому +4

    you would have been shot as a U-Boat captain in 1940!

  • @CheezyChase
    @CheezyChase 5 років тому +1

    I’m so happy I found your channel!

  • @tjkennedy380
    @tjkennedy380 5 років тому +5

    Yo first just took forever to load

  • @assassinbro9956
    @assassinbro9956 5 років тому +1

    3:29 - 3:42 had me drooling; it was so funny

  • @Andy-200
    @Andy-200 5 років тому +9

    Only early people can like this comment 😤

  • @ShinForgotPassxXx
    @ShinForgotPassxXx 5 років тому +2

    Gray crashing ubiots? Sounds like a realistic German subway life.

  • @keion.andrews
    @keion.andrews 5 років тому +3

    First
    (Edit) or at least I think I am

    • @davidbass6780
      @davidbass6780 5 років тому

      You're more then 30 seconds behind first comments. And their comments aren't actually useless like yours.

    • @Alexa-dl8gz
      @Alexa-dl8gz 5 років тому

      I'm the real first

  • @Bossnick-em4lw
    @Bossnick-em4lw 4 роки тому +1

    When the u-505 makes contact with task group 22.3 9:27

  • @celineawproductions
    @celineawproductions 5 років тому +2

    :31 seconds in and I'm already crying. Gray, you're too much man.

  • @larsnilsen8154
    @larsnilsen8154 5 років тому +2

    A little overkill against Norway

  • @alexmarx9422
    @alexmarx9422 5 років тому +2

    3:32 that’s hot I am dead😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Telsion
    @Telsion 5 років тому

    This was great, I want to see more of this game!

  • @gernate075
    @gernate075 5 років тому +1

    Hi your the funniest guy I know and my favorite UA-camr

  • @leonkernan
    @leonkernan 5 років тому +2

    To quote Worf on Star Trek: RAMMING SPEED!

  • @AlessandroAloisi23
    @AlessandroAloisi23 5 років тому

    Quality video Gray 😂 I agree the game need physics so you can break it.

  • @Doc_Holliday429
    @Doc_Holliday429 4 роки тому +2

    3:43 made that sound as sexual as possible

  • @stumpynubs7639
    @stumpynubs7639 5 років тому +1

    3:36 yep that needed that

  • @joshuarung6649
    @joshuarung6649 4 роки тому

    More of this game lmao I loved it

  • @phirejack4179
    @phirejack4179 5 років тому

    LOL MORE that the funnest thing I have seen you do.

  • @themrlackey
    @themrlackey 5 років тому

    3:27 "Polishing the 'ol torpedo sir?" "Shut up Stepanak." --Down Periscope

  • @insomnia2904
    @insomnia2904 5 років тому

    Gray is great because gray is good

  • @GuretoSefirosu
    @GuretoSefirosu 5 років тому

    As an avid u-boat sim fan (I own every single SIlent Hunter game) I must say that this is the most promising u-boat sim I have seen since SH3, which was from something like 2004. Will be purchasing this. And yes, we need damage physics from collisions. I would love to watch Gray ram a surface vessel only to discover how weak those boats were as he plunges to the bottom...

  • @idontexistdoyou
    @idontexistdoyou 5 років тому +3

    Operation
    S.lam
    I.nto
    T.he
    F.reighter
    Is a go my lads! NOW LETS GET THAT STARBUCKS!

  • @Rescel1
    @Rescel1 5 років тому +1

    Gray the admiral which shoots ships from his own fleet

  • @jackboetjer3151
    @jackboetjer3151 5 років тому

    play this game more please this was hilarious!

  • @fnaf5419
    @fnaf5419 5 років тому

    Gray keep this family friendly

  • @beans1648
    @beans1648 4 роки тому +1

    Really creepy when grey goes to a port close to you. Feel like I’m gonna get hurt..

  • @brandongovreau7645
    @brandongovreau7645 5 років тому +1

    Thanks for your time on this matter and I was wondering I have to wait for you to review and sign up for the power

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo 5 років тому +2

    I just love Das Blaue U-Boot

  • @GretchentheAlligator
    @GretchentheAlligator 5 років тому

    Aside from the lack of crash physics the game looks well made and fun