Lisa Likes Women

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  • Опубліковано 14 жов 2024
  • It's true! After all of the speculation it is finally confirmed, Lisa Simpson likes women. It was obvious, who could turn down Milhouse so many times and be straight? When the school children find out, Lisa becomes a target for bullying.
    This video was actually inspired by the chat phone card. I thought who would be the oddest person to have that card, why Lisa Simpson of course. And the video began, I collected as many clips as I could of Lisa liking women and this came about. The clip with Groundskeeper Willie breaking the rake was a last minute addition but it works perfectly with the reveal. List of rotoscoped clips: Bart saying "Wah?", Lisa sad, the mail truck, Lisa's final scream.
    List of Episodes Used (Video + Audio)(24):
    S01E06 - Moaning Lisa
    S01E11 - The Crepes of Wrath
    S03E06 - Like Father, Like Clown
    S03E16 - Bart the Lover
    S04E06 - Itchy & Scratchy The Movie
    S04E14 - Brother from the Same Planet
    S04E16 - Duffless
    S05E02 - Cape Feare
    S06E02 - Lisa's Rival
    S06E05 - Sideshow Bob Roberts
    S06E21 - The PTA Disbands
    S07E03 - Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily
    S07E04 - Bart Sells His Soul
    S08E19 - Grade School Confidential
    S08E20 - The Canine Mutiny
    S10E12 - Sunday, Cruddy Sunday
    S10E22 - They Saved Lisa's Brain
    S12E04 - Lisa the Tree Hugger
    S12E09 - HOMR
    S13E20 - Little Girl in the Big Ten
    S15E13 - Smart and Smarter
    S16E04 - She Used to Be My Girl
    S20E12 - No Loan Again, Naturally
    S27E08 - Paths of Glory
    Lots of screenshots and photoshop work not mentioned
    Thank you and as always, please enjoy!
    Patreon: / darksimpsons
    Website:

КОМЕНТАРІ • 9 тис.

  • @thatgirlwhoplaysviolin6365
    @thatgirlwhoplaysviolin6365 3 роки тому +47255

    Lisa: I live in a house
    Willy: *And I took that personally*

  • @MFool64
    @MFool64 3 роки тому +27775

    Remember: if it gets a copyright strike, that's mean it is canonical

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  3 роки тому +2570

      Lol dark simpsons is always cannon.

    • @torquettalk
      @torquettalk 3 роки тому +180

      I like, I like (not the copyright strike)

    • @HO-YTchannel
      @HO-YTchannel 3 роки тому +199

      I have decided to consider Dark Simpsons to be a canon treehouse of terror segments a long time ago

    • @marxjester9802
      @marxjester9802 3 роки тому +108

      Homer accidentally made a multiverse when he went back in time.

    • @SkyLoVe643
      @SkyLoVe643 3 роки тому +10

      @@DarkSimpsons unfortunately :)))))

  • @heknotheck4201
    @heknotheck4201 3 роки тому +30961

    That was the single greatest twist ending I’ve ever seen for just how nonsensical it is.

    • @marxjester9802
      @marxjester9802 3 роки тому +586

      Eat your heart out, M night Shyamalan

    • @thomasalvarez6456
      @thomasalvarez6456 3 роки тому +331

      It’s actually genius

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  3 роки тому +938

      Done mess with the grounds keeper!

    • @CinemaBiohazard
      @CinemaBiohazard 3 роки тому +87

      @@DarkSimpsons No kidding, he shot Skinner in the groin.

    • @Timorio
      @Timorio 3 роки тому +99

      Nonsensical? This is what she gets for being such a posh little duchess.

  • @fablethewolf825
    @fablethewolf825 Рік тому +4267

    Lisa: Is told to bring dessert.
    Also Lisa: Brings saxophone.

  • @isarki09
    @isarki09 3 роки тому +15217

    Bart: “I thought you were American”

  • @IsabellaDemarko
    @IsabellaDemarko 3 роки тому +63877

    She somehow still manages to seem sweet when she’s perving.

  • @lalty409
    @lalty409 3 роки тому +19786

    i like how lisa has to use a statue of liberty dummy to simulate her hair spikes

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  3 роки тому +572

      Lol yeah, fits perfectly

    • @heylol3335
      @heylol3335 3 роки тому +60

      you are epic

    • @Sparkletta
      @Sparkletta 3 роки тому +28

      I was gonna comment that, lol

    • @25-ji
      @25-ji 3 роки тому +40

      Does that mean....
      The statue of liberty is gay?!

    • @lifewithonna6667
      @lifewithonna6667 3 роки тому +20

      @@25-ji literally where did you get that from

  • @bubbakjw
    @bubbakjw Рік тому +3292

    Imagine she read “sex chat” as “sax chat” and that’s why she also brought the sax with her

    • @rocketboy1674
      @rocketboy1674 3 місяці тому +85

      Saxy

    • @Closefriend_in_a_historicalway
      @Closefriend_in_a_historicalway 2 місяці тому +39

      OH YOU RIGHT KKKKKKKKKKKKKK THANKS

    • @Rodger64
      @Rodger64 2 місяці тому +25

      The first time I didn't really care if she was lesbian because you like who you like but when she made the tape with her mom Dennis when she crossed the line your own mother like what the hell if she did do it with her mother

    • @estheramira6605
      @estheramira6605 2 місяці тому +8

      @@Rodger64 wdym please expalin asap

    • @AaronTheBaron89
      @AaronTheBaron89 2 місяці тому +8

      It's oh so saxual 😂

  • @garlicbreadisgg8325
    @garlicbreadisgg8325 3 роки тому +6563

    "I live in a house!"
    ' ' W E L L L A D D Y D A ' '

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  3 роки тому +160

      Lol sarcastic willie is awesome

    • @cimignigni8360
      @cimignigni8360 6 місяців тому +13

      Well well well look at the city slicker living in her fancy house

  • @LucasKingPiano
    @LucasKingPiano 3 роки тому +17847

    "bring dessert" *brings saxophone*

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  3 роки тому +679

      Haha that's why Willie was so mad

    • @marilynwilloughby9049
      @marilynwilloughby9049 3 роки тому +260

      *Lisa please do not consume the saxophone*

    • @DoctorEdgarMcQuack
      @DoctorEdgarMcQuack 3 роки тому +63

      "that's right, and I 'ate it"

    • @PureEnragement
      @PureEnragement 3 роки тому +21

      I mean.. She could sit on the sax while it's being played. That could be dessert, right?

    • @rosevampire3755
      @rosevampire3755 3 роки тому +8

      If she’d bought desert willy wouldn’t have kidnapped her lol.

  • @billiezeiszler608
    @billiezeiszler608 3 роки тому +12329

    Plot twist: Willie killed Lisa because she didn't bring a dessert.

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  3 роки тому +372

      Lol willie really wanted dessert

    • @allyourpie4323
      @allyourpie4323 3 роки тому +27

      @UKSKIDS Good advice.

    • @emilbrandwyne5747
      @emilbrandwyne5747 3 роки тому +44

      dessert was lisa's cake - is this allowed to post or too dark?

    • @Shyuthrosnaevin
      @Shyuthrosnaevin 3 роки тому +5

      @@emilbrandwyne5747 😂

    • @hannah-19.19
      @hannah-19.19 3 роки тому +7

      She got killed?? But how did they do the show then?

  • @OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOq
    @OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOq Рік тому +1829

    If it wasn’t for the animation and quality constantly changing I would of been convinced this was an episode simply being jump cut to avoid takedown on UA-cam.

  • @sondheimisGAWD
    @sondheimisGAWD 3 роки тому +19256

    The sexy gas station ladies were the single moms of the 3 bullies teasing Lisa (complete with matching outfits)

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  3 роки тому +717

      Haha 😄

    • @eduardovega2877
      @eduardovega2877 3 роки тому +310

      So the 3 ladies from ZZ Top's "Legs" music video are their moms. :0

    • @shellknight1323
      @shellknight1323 3 роки тому +130

      Another Prediction! 👁👄👁

    • @phoney2627
      @phoney2627 3 роки тому +281

      What if they weren't single mothers but they're in a poly realtionship instead?
      Edit: typo

    • @DarbyDraws
      @DarbyDraws 3 роки тому +139

      @@phoney2627 I refused to believe any other theory, this is it folks we've peeked. This is the peek of human thought right here

  • @o.lyandzberg2784
    @o.lyandzberg2784 3 роки тому +81471

    Lisa: Dad, I'm gay
    Homer: *eating peanuts* Same rules as your brother, no girls in yoir room.

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  3 роки тому +6799

      20 dollars can buy man peanuts

    • @Mellowmarsh_rain
      @Mellowmarsh_rain 3 роки тому +885

      @-Dēmøñ _DÛČK-Chäñ Well I'm glad you have the courage to tell random strangers your Bi

    • @whatifieatedsoap
      @whatifieatedsoap 3 роки тому +427

      @@Mellowmarsh_rain you dont??

    • @Mellowmarsh_rain
      @Mellowmarsh_rain 3 роки тому +128

      @@whatifieatedsoap I'm sorry I don't understand.

    • @whatifieatedsoap
      @whatifieatedsoap 3 роки тому +676

      @@Mellowmarsh_rain its easier to tell strangers because you dont know them

  • @Gloss613
    @Gloss613 3 роки тому +6855

    This took an uncomfortable amount of time to realize it was edited

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  3 роки тому +725

      Haha success!

    • @ingloriousMachina
      @ingloriousMachina 3 роки тому +284

      He got me the first time, too.

    • @muffetmissulena6540
      @muffetmissulena6540 3 роки тому +1060

      @@f9054 As someone who has never seen the Simpsons, I legit thought it was a bunch of clips from one episode.

    • @YasKollar
      @YasKollar 3 роки тому +463

      It’s edited? 😳😳

    • @sariela_063
      @sariela_063 3 роки тому +496

      This is edited? I only realised that after reading your comment💀

  • @Baldilocks88
    @Baldilocks88 Рік тому +481

    Willie's a true Scotsman. Offering the support to lisa like that.
    He was clearly just warning her or the danger of going to strangers houses, what a fella.

    • @DrFranklynAnderson
      @DrFranklynAnderson Рік тому +19

      I’m sorry. I have to. It’s _right_ there.
      “No true Scotsman would invite a wee bairn into his house without her parents!”

  • @what3954
    @what3954 3 роки тому +33855

    Bart: Lisa's gay!
    Lisa: *well yes, but actually yes*

    • @bobjimboob6920
      @bobjimboob6920 3 роки тому +232

      nobody's gay for Moleman...

    • @mtfdelta-5
      @mtfdelta-5 3 роки тому +98

      @Bob Jimboob
      I’m gay For moleman lmao

    • @PidgeotS
      @PidgeotS 3 роки тому +56

      @@mtfdelta-5 ... FBI OPEN UP

    • @LaDaDaDeDaDaDa..
      @LaDaDaDeDaDaDa.. 3 роки тому +69

      @taclqveyy Depends on the time line, if she goes to college she ends up in relationships with women but if she doesn't she ends up married to milhouse and having a child

    • @maiar2239
      @maiar2239 3 роки тому +108

      @@LaDaDaDeDaDaDa.. Nah, you're wrong. In the same Holidays of Future Passed gag, Lisa dates women during her college years (she even has a polyamory relationship) and then is in a relationship with Milhouse until they get married (because she was pregnant). Lisa is bisexual.

  • @somebodyonce5976
    @somebodyonce5976 3 роки тому +10769

    For being a huge buff Scottish man, Willie can sure pass convincingly as an hour glass shaped woman.

    • @Losrandir
      @Losrandir 3 роки тому +440

      Well, compare him with his shirt on to when he's ripped it off. He just has amazing control of his muscles and body!

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  3 роки тому +304

      Lol i assume that suit is a costume too

    • @ZakWolf
      @ZakWolf 3 роки тому +52

      @@DarkSimpsons It is. He had tools stuffed into the bra to form the breasts!

    • @raymondthegreatest
      @raymondthegreatest 3 роки тому +28

      Chuckles in nb

    • @Shadow77999
      @Shadow77999 3 роки тому +20

      @@DarkSimpsons thats not exactly how costumes work fren..

  • @melissakimbrell447
    @melissakimbrell447 3 роки тому +17969

    Lisa is literally the cutest. She was planning on playing saxophone for the girl she was gonna meet 🥺

    • @AB0BA_69
      @AB0BA_69 3 роки тому +688

      Instead she got trafficked. What a nonce!

    • @DrDonkeyKong2
      @DrDonkeyKong2 3 роки тому +133

      Willie wants dessert

    • @simplykidd1287
      @simplykidd1287 3 роки тому +190

      These are pieces from different parts of different episodes.

    • @artyom8905
      @artyom8905 3 роки тому +93

      @@simplykidd1287 wow really? How’d you figure that out?

    • @simplykidd1287
      @simplykidd1287 3 роки тому +72

      @@artyom8905 Dude dont be rude.nobody has time for your bad vibes.

  • @jiado6893
    @jiado6893 Рік тому +241

    Did Homer think of that FREE BEER sign all by himself? Because that dude is legit smart, and he’s pulling out all the stops for his kid.

    • @kingoffans899
      @kingoffans899 Рік тому +7

      With that reward, Barny will find Lisa in no time.

    • @Aurochhunter
      @Aurochhunter Рік тому +5

      Well we can all seem smart or dumb at different times, depending on how much we know about something, and whether our actions prove successful or a complete failure.

  • @omaridaniels8427
    @omaridaniels8427 3 роки тому +10389

    Lisa forgot to bring dessert, so Willie turned HER into dessert.

    • @jaykay8426
      @jaykay8426 3 роки тому +106

      No he made dessert out of her if ya know what I mean😏😏😏

    • @mattbanks3517
      @mattbanks3517 3 роки тому +146

      Maybe he roasted Lisa and turned her lungs into haggis? Lisa could fit in a oil drum, you could fry Lisa too.

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  3 роки тому +294

      Lol that was rude of her.

    • @cristianotv4673
      @cristianotv4673 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah.

    • @weebiron
      @weebiron 3 роки тому +9

      Giggety

  • @ericcartman6496
    @ericcartman6496 3 роки тому +5705

    The biggest twist is actually the fact Lisa isn't wearing shoes at 0:50 and then all of a sudden she's wearing them at 0:55

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  3 роки тому +254

      Lol seamless huh?

    • @uuijknm
      @uuijknm 3 роки тому +58

      Cartman how tf did you get here

    • @ericcartman6496
      @ericcartman6496 3 роки тому +63

      @@uuijknm streaming, don't you remember I'm a huge streamer. Better then pewdiepie. Chat told me to come here

    • @theroisvegan
      @theroisvegan 3 роки тому +16

      How did you notice that lol

    • @ericcartman6496
      @ericcartman6496 3 роки тому +13

      @@theroisvegan drugs 😂😂

  • @rorydrummond280
    @rorydrummond280 3 роки тому +10485

    Lisa is conically bi in the future ep about her roommate in her head “I’ve made a friend” *roommate holds her hand “oh maybe more then a friend”

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  3 роки тому +525

      Oh lisa, up to no good again lol

    • @DaveZilla02
      @DaveZilla02 3 роки тому +134

      canonically

    • @sydneyjayah1519
      @sydneyjayah1519 3 роки тому +20

      What episode

    • @lofigirl2089
      @lofigirl2089 3 роки тому +43

      @@sydneyjayah1519 some time in season 31

    • @vinnyart92
      @vinnyart92 3 роки тому +312

      not only that but she's shown in another future episode to be in a polyamorous relationship with two women at some point before she marries Millhouse

  • @aidanwotherspoon905
    @aidanwotherspoon905 2 роки тому +446

    This is so well edited, the transitions between different eras of the Simpsons is seamless!

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  2 роки тому +31

      Haha glad you liked it! Thanks for watching

  • @BitestheStuff
    @BitestheStuff 3 роки тому +9668

    "who could turn down Milhouse so many times and be straight?"
    You got me there. Milhouse truly is chad of chads.

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  3 роки тому +407

      The original sax machine lol

    • @artemsmirnov1134
      @artemsmirnov1134 3 роки тому +70

      He looks like Tom Cruise in Austin Powers 2

    • @whatifieatedsoap
      @whatifieatedsoap 3 роки тому +24

      @@artemsmirnov1134 hear me out my dad had me watch the og austin powers on a vacation over this spring break. the plot twist? im a ten year old.

    • @iBloodxHunter
      @iBloodxHunter 3 роки тому +15

      @@whatifieatedsoap you see worse shit on the internet every day, that's a classic.

    • @samanthajdiaz
      @samanthajdiaz 3 роки тому +9

      @@whatifieatedsoap it builds character lmao

  • @JC42023
    @JC42023 3 роки тому +4509

    Geez Willie took the fact that Lisa gets to live in a house pretty hard

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  3 роки тому +152

      Haha never disrespect his shack!

    • @skylarthompson299
      @skylarthompson299 3 роки тому +64

      @@DarkSimpsons Disrespect the shack, you get the shack.

    • @ノルマンホウル
      @ノルマンホウル 3 роки тому +6

      Hey bro, nice Byleth

    • @m.candsprings5544
      @m.candsprings5544 3 роки тому +13

      Disrespect the shack
      You get the smack

    • @unimear
      @unimear 3 роки тому +1

      @@skylarthompson299 Disrespect the shack, you get the shaft

  • @tomorrow_comes_today
    @tomorrow_comes_today 3 роки тому +35890

    "Lisa’s gay!"
    "right, cuz I wouldn’t wanna be gay like my heroes"
    *starts naming off gay celebrities*
    _' ' w h a ? ' '_

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  3 роки тому +2013

      Lol that shut him up

    • @lucianfrostbane
      @lucianfrostbane 3 роки тому +732

      They reference that in big bang theory that marcie was the lesbian and peppermint patty was just butch. I remember she got into a fight over charlie brown

    • @Im-brain-dead-but
      @Im-brain-dead-but 3 роки тому +80

      Ew that’s gross 🤮
      *THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK*
      That’s what you get for replying

    • @CinnamonBun685
      @CinnamonBun685 3 роки тому +670

      @@Im-brain-dead-but ew your gross 🤮

    • @AxolotlQueen
      @AxolotlQueen 3 роки тому +671

      @@Im-brain-dead-but dude you gotta stop talking to a mirror, we've talked about this. If it happens again I'm calling your psychiatrist.

  • @lewislw4344
    @lewislw4344 Рік тому +45

    "And bring a desert" brilliant choice of dialog to pick there.

  • @ThatBillmanGuy
    @ThatBillmanGuy 3 роки тому +7544

    The neural pathways you must have to connect all the different simpsons scenes into these masterpieces every week.. just amazing.

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  3 роки тому +460

      Lol you overestimate me. Im just a loner who watches a lot of tv

    • @Das_Ungeheuer
      @Das_Ungeheuer 3 роки тому +150

      @@DarkSimpsons
      Aren't we all nowadays? The difference is you come up with such amazing creations!

    • @EstherHulst-Artist
      @EstherHulst-Artist 3 роки тому +28

      @@DarkSimpsons arent we all

    • @tinkedingburg3013
      @tinkedingburg3013 2 роки тому +1

      Man .......ICONIC !

    • @Dman40000
      @Dman40000 2 роки тому +2

      Actual galaxy brain

  • @Enkarashaddam
    @Enkarashaddam 3 роки тому +2515

    "It's always the one you least suspect"

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  3 роки тому +78

      The angry loner! Lol

    • @leyza9450
      @leyza9450 3 роки тому +1

      It's because nobody is suspected 😂😂 except maybe some super masculine women ?
      Tbh I think Lisa got such strong sapphic vibes 😊

    • @hunte5748
      @hunte5748 2 роки тому

      @@Kirb08Mrls Sus amogus? Huh?

  • @holden3808
    @holden3808 3 роки тому +7462

    There is no possible way that an adult asking a child to come meet them in a shady private location in secret was ever going to end well regardless of the gender of both parties.

    • @pieawaitsme
      @pieawaitsme 2 роки тому +31

      Dyk what ep it’s from?

    • @RK-ej1to
      @RK-ej1to 2 роки тому +179

      Im pretty sure thats how highschool boys end up boning their nympho teacher. From the students perspective that ended very well.

    •  2 роки тому +18

      Honestly, I think that's what happened with Asha Degree.

    • @missserenity1090
      @missserenity1090 2 роки тому +113

      Yeah I was like…. Where is this going? Am I supposed to root for them? I hope not. Then it went a completely different but still dark route.

    • @lucidberrypro
      @lucidberrypro 2 роки тому +3

      True

  • @daboz8753
    @daboz8753 2 роки тому +500

    I love how it all seemed perfectly fine then at the last second; *the dark twist* , and then it's over😂
    also, kudos to using two entirely different Willie scenes and somehow making them work perfectly with one another in this storyine, I loved that.

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  2 роки тому +13

      Haha thank you. Glad you liked it+

  • @tenyapostings8682
    @tenyapostings8682 3 роки тому +1767

    I just realized Lisa is a literal girl in red.

    • @keatongrace69
      @keatongrace69 3 роки тому +34

      shes wearing orange

    • @phrog3907
      @phrog3907 3 роки тому +76

      @@keatongrace69 orangey red

    • @killem67
      @killem67 3 роки тому +6

      Ayo, wow i just noticed.

    • @rikkuchan121
      @rikkuchan121 3 роки тому +42

      @@keatongrace69 when they talk about her in the show they say “red dress”

    • @yaku8282
      @yaku8282 3 роки тому +11

      @@keatongrace69 blood orange

  • @samsmith1931
    @samsmith1931 3 роки тому +6927

    Lisa is cute, and smart, she can get any girl she wants with her personality, but I think she’d go for a Marie Curie type, brave, strong, and smart.

    • @geo4290
      @geo4290 3 роки тому +40

      Nah she's a smartass.

    • @furanduron4926
      @furanduron4926 3 роки тому +25

      Everyone hated her

    • @cobbleman2814
      @cobbleman2814 3 роки тому +52

      Lisa is pedantry incarnated, no one want to hear what already know. Her personality is based in spit some random facts with moral superiority, and it used to conclude in bad situations for others. WTF, I'm sure you like BDSM.

    • @drufusthedufus
      @drufusthedufus 3 роки тому +3

    • @Aaron-xo5ud
      @Aaron-xo5ud 3 роки тому +23

      But then again consider the fact that she also had a crush on nelson for awhile... She will totally end up with Ditsy girl or someone like Big Boo from Orange is the New Black.

  • @KitchenRat287
    @KitchenRat287 3 роки тому +4044

    "Hey I have a new friend."
    *'Girl touches Lisa's hand and winks at her'*
    "Oh maybe more than friends."

  • @gnrshippr
    @gnrshippr 2 роки тому +69

    ”Lisa's gay!”
    Lisa: *”You couldn't be more right, Bart.”*

  • @kingvideogames
    @kingvideogames 2 роки тому +3340

    I like how Lisa’s evil laugh is just Bart’s own laugh.

  • @matt2569
    @matt2569 3 роки тому +886

    i like how the show made it natural. like it was barely even mentioned, it was just a norm

    • @AntiStraightMaleSociety
      @AntiStraightMaleSociety 2 роки тому +4

      If anything straight men fetishize this bs. but at least lesbians get representation

    • @matt2569
      @matt2569 2 роки тому +10

      @@AntiStraightMaleSociety why would any man fetishize Lisa Simpson being a lesbian. Literally nobody gets a kick out of that

    • @ToperPerson
      @ToperPerson 2 роки тому +9

      @@matt2569 Rule 34 will always find a way.

    • @nainorotodox
      @nainorotodox 2 роки тому +7

      @@matt2569 lmao you're so innocent. Go look for her character at rule 34

    • @juls205
      @juls205 2 роки тому +4

      Esto es un edit

  • @elia_._arson
    @elia_._arson 3 роки тому +23135

    I love how she is canonically bi and polyamorous

    • @crabbypupper7302
      @crabbypupper7302 3 роки тому +601

      Wait really? This is just an edit AJFJAJS

    • @elia_._arson
      @elia_._arson 3 роки тому +4002

      @@crabbypupper7302 in one episodes there were this Christmas family photos changing over the years and in one of those Lisa had two girlfriends!

    • @crabbypupper7302
      @crabbypupper7302 3 роки тому +331

      @@elia_._arson OHH cooolLL

    • @s.winter7455
      @s.winter7455 3 роки тому +696

      @@mrbigrig171 literally nobody asked

    • @mrbigrig171
      @mrbigrig171 3 роки тому +401

      @@s.winter7455 Yeah of course nobody asked, IM the one asking the question

  • @fey0217
    @fey0217 2 роки тому +1088

    lisa reminds me a lot of how i perceived attractive women at her age. it felt inappropriate so a lot of the time i kept to myself about it but i still found women very attractive and i couldn't understand why (no one taught me the concept of same-sex relationships until i was about 10). i'm bisexual now.

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 Рік тому +27

      it was inappropriate cause they were all mine🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Spinelsofficalwife
      @Spinelsofficalwife Рік тому +57

      Same I really didn’t know anything till I was 12 and now I’m lesbian

    • @itzyaboimike6205
      @itzyaboimike6205 Рік тому

      🤢🤢 Lez b0s ..........disgusting and repulsive

    • @ITSBurgerPT
      @ITSBurgerPT Рік тому +10

      @@Spinelsofficalwife no your not

    • @madamebunbun3479
      @madamebunbun3479 Рік тому

      When I was little I said this out my mouth more than once (You know I have some very beautiful female and male friends)
      and guess what? YA BITCH'S BISEXUAL BABAH WOO

  • @thegalaxyinapaperbag
    @thegalaxyinapaperbag 3 роки тому +23224

    I find it adorable that Lisa brought her saxophone to meet up with a girl, as if she was gonna woo her with her sax playing skills.
    Edit: To everyone saying it's fake. I KNOW. It's only been said 60 or so times at this point, so you guys can chill out with that.

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  3 роки тому +1058

      Lol and they said to bring a dessert!

    • @Xman34washere
      @Xman34washere 3 роки тому +454

      How saxy

    • @somenothing7914
      @somenothing7914 3 роки тому +77

      @@Xman34washere ha ho ho!

    • @agereartist3763
      @agereartist3763 3 роки тому +437

      Have you seen a women playing the sax before, she could beat me with it and I'd still thank her and apologize for my blood making a mess.

    • @hydrobuu
      @hydrobuu 3 роки тому +54

      I find it adorable that you think this actually happen lol... clip was taken from Bleeding Gums Murphy episode.

  • @zuzubels
    @zuzubels 3 роки тому +11987

    lisa was me as young girl, i would find some older women in my school attractive, i would be so shy and blush around them, i was so clueless and didn’t know i’m already crushing on them really hard.
    edit: i have a girlfriend now lol

  • @jewelspivey8507
    @jewelspivey8507 3 роки тому +8571

    Legit every time they show Lisa in the future she has a girlfriend or is experimenting with a chick. She’s absolutely a lesbian or a bi woman with a preference towards women.
    Edit: I swear some of y’all are getting so pressed. I didn’t remember most of the dudes she’s shown interest in when I wrote this so y’all don’t need to keep commenting about it

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  3 роки тому +326

      What about the time she married milhouse? Lol

    • @jewelspivey8507
      @jewelspivey8507 3 роки тому +796

      @@DarkSimpsons Milhouse is literally the only character I can think of that she has shown any sort of interest in hence why I said she’s either bi or a lesbian with Milhouse just being her experimenting a possible attraction to dudes

    • @wildfirefox1
      @wildfirefox1 3 роки тому +203

      @@jewelspivey8507 Don't forget the Irish kid from the movie

    • @jewelspivey8507
      @jewelspivey8507 3 роки тому +460

      @@wildfirefox1 once again, either experimenting or she’s bi. In the end, she really just consistently shows more interest in women

    • @geminirenegade9290
      @geminirenegade9290 3 роки тому +287

      Definitely bi. There was that one time with Nelson

  • @adrianthelaporte124fan6
    @adrianthelaporte124fan6 2 роки тому +116

    0:04 I... Want... That... Card.

  • @madeline8439
    @madeline8439 3 роки тому +5595

    there’s an error in the subtitles when she lists her heroes, instead of “safolo lesbos” it’s sappho of lesbos

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  3 роки тому +252

      Thanks for letting me know! Ill fix it tmw.

    • @Tin_Kin
      @Tin_Kin 3 роки тому +337

      I mean Sappho of lesbos was a real person.
      She was an Ancient Greek poet who was known for her love of women. Majority of her existing poems explain her love of women. She is the reason lesbians have the name ‘sapphic’.
      Also lesbos is a real island in Greece, a lot of lesbian tourists go there because we get the name lesbian from the island.
      Also Sappho was from lesbos.

    • @archangelashley
      @archangelashley 3 роки тому +2

      Saffo*

    • @TheStorne
      @TheStorne 3 роки тому +18

      @@Tin_Kin yeah they're pointing out that it says safolo lesbos

    • @eierkarton
      @eierkarton 3 роки тому +6

      @@archangelashley no

  • @miquelescribanoivars5049
    @miquelescribanoivars5049 3 роки тому +3625

    So early Homer didn't have time to plow Bart.

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  3 роки тому +240

      Lol always assume he's getting plowed if you dont see him

    • @landminefrisbee5838
      @landminefrisbee5838 3 роки тому +82

      @@DarkSimpsons That's Dark Simpsons canon now.

    • @stevenrobbins7185
      @stevenrobbins7185 3 роки тому +15

      Your'e depraved.

    • @oisinlynch8427
      @oisinlynch8427 3 роки тому +4

      @@DarkSimpsons reminds me of a family guy episode😂

    • @snowforest4159
      @snowforest4159 3 роки тому +5

      @@stevenrobbins7185 so I'm guessing you're new here

  • @profesy4807
    @profesy4807 3 роки тому +1157

    I can see Bart saying: “As the responsible child I believe her punishment should be...”

  • @phousefilms
    @phousefilms Рік тому +64

    The line "Run home to your shack..."
    "I live in a HOUSE!"and Willie raking up the rake with another rake, XD Always loved it.

  • @beatlemaniac
    @beatlemaniac 3 роки тому +832

    "Tell no one and bring a dessert."
    *Brings a saxophone*

  • @justinlynch3
    @justinlynch3 3 роки тому +1273

    At first I was like "Why is this a Dark Simpsons, there nothing wrong with Lisa liking girls, be free to like whoever you want to." But then was the twist ending with Willie and Lisa going missing. I've heard these horror stories before. Poor Lisa.

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  3 роки тому +101

      Haha, homer pinned it on his own son

    • @MzNatalieMoon
      @MzNatalieMoon 3 роки тому +23

      Reading this comment made the realisation scarier

    • @delete---7593
      @delete---7593 3 роки тому +7

      God damn it but true.

  • @mr.duck1248
    @mr.duck1248 3 роки тому +4791

    I feel like that was me as a young girl. Yet I was like “no, I’m not gay, I like boys!” Not knowing that bisexuals exist.

    • @seacucumber679
      @seacucumber679 3 роки тому +149

      I have never related more to a comment.

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  3 роки тому +204

      I like you either way

    • @zorgnaxstash
      @zorgnaxstash 3 роки тому +11

      Lol saaaame

    • @creeperslayer241
      @creeperslayer241 3 роки тому +154

      Tbf, 90% of the LGBT and especially the shippers, forget that Bi exists. And when they do remember it, they hate it.

    • @iiheartaddyy
      @iiheartaddyy 3 роки тому +6

      SAME HAHA

  • @JuanG2020
    @JuanG2020 11 місяців тому +7

    I honestly couldn't tell if this was a YTP or not, lmao
    Good work

  • @iluhyu8919
    @iluhyu8919 3 роки тому +945

    Maybe Lisa was just screaming out of joy like Flanders when he got his purple drapes

    • @scockery
      @scockery 3 роки тому +42

      Willie got to find out if Lisa's curtains match her drapes.

    • @JesusLovesEVERYTHING
      @JesusLovesEVERYTHING 3 роки тому +18

      Blonde and spiky lol

    • @Nameless82284
      @Nameless82284 3 роки тому +20

      Purple drapes, all my life I've wanted purple drapes! AAAAAHHHH!!!!

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  3 роки тому +24

      Lol lisa preferred the mask

    • @ChronoSquare
      @ChronoSquare 3 роки тому +1

      my brain read "purple diapers" and I was very confused, "have I stumbled into that side of DeviantArt again?!?"

  • @lhfirex
    @lhfirex 3 роки тому +672

    If only Lisa had followed the good advice Homer got at Springfield Elementary, and she did not touch Willie.

    • @omaridaniels8427
      @omaridaniels8427 3 роки тому +13

      Good advice

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  3 роки тому +15

      Lousy smarch weather

    • @MrRobertoMoir
      @MrRobertoMoir 3 роки тому +7

      @@DarkSimpsons I don't like the idea of Milhouse having two spaghetti meals in one day

    • @bubbaguy4411
      @bubbaguy4411 3 роки тому +5

      yeah...fairly certain not touching willie is the whole point of the lesbian philosophy.

    • @killingeveedits8228
      @killingeveedits8228 3 роки тому

      @clean juice 🤣💀

  • @agussxox6442
    @agussxox6442 3 роки тому +411

    Lisa: im lesbian
    Bart: i tought you were american
    * Music starts playing *

  • @LupinsBlueJacket
    @LupinsBlueJacket 2 роки тому +11

    I thought this was an episode clip until I read the desc, well done!

  • @yoonbumwannabe833
    @yoonbumwannabe833 3 роки тому +554

    She is canonically bi I think because of a Christmas special episode where it time jumped to the future, they were showing Christmas cards from each year and in one of them Lisa had a girlfriend soo yeah

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  3 роки тому +22

      Lol yeah well at the least its shown she experimented.

    • @phrog3907
      @phrog3907 3 роки тому +10

      In one shot she had too girlfriends at once

    • @phelaiamoon
      @phelaiamoon 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah, and in the most recent episode, it says her chances of having a boyfriend or a girlfriend, boyfriend is like 37% and girlfriend is 63%, which makes me think she has a slight lean towards girls. Can’t remember the actual percentages so sorry if they are wrong.

    • @joepod
      @joepod 3 роки тому +1

      But she was America's first straight women's president!

    • @matthewwelch4305
      @matthewwelch4305 3 роки тому

      @@joepod First WOMAN president. She never made any claim about being straight!

  • @dylancyr1253
    @dylancyr1253 3 роки тому +601

    I lost it when willie had to sweep up his old broom

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  3 роки тому +23

      Haha, he's dedicated to his job

    • @Fantacell
      @Fantacell 2 роки тому +8

      I am concerned that you have possibly never seen a rake before

    • @PhantoMace2012
      @PhantoMace2012 2 роки тому +2

      Inaccuracy no 1: Sweep
      Inaccuracy no 2: broom

  • @endermenon4836
    @endermenon4836 3 роки тому +321

    "And bring a dessert"
    Well, that holds surprisingly filthy implications that I somehow understood.

    • @AngelofMusic04
      @AngelofMusic04 3 роки тому +13

      She WAS the dessert.

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  3 роки тому +25

      I think willie would prefer a pie

    • @tinkywinky1238
      @tinkywinky1238 3 роки тому +7

      She was the main course the dessert was for after.

    • @g0thfae
      @g0thfae 3 роки тому +1

      see my mind can be dirty, however i just woke up and im confused lol

  • @DesertFoxz
    @DesertFoxz 2 роки тому +13

    I think this was the only episode where Graggle was not in it

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  2 роки тому +3

      Sure he was, he was in the crowd there

  • @lizbeth6343
    @lizbeth6343 3 роки тому +890

    UA-cam: Lisa likes women
    2.3 million people: interesting

    • @oatmeal82
      @oatmeal82 3 роки тому +3

      Me: omg me too 😂

    • @o.lyandzberg2784
      @o.lyandzberg2784 2 роки тому +1

      It is indeed intetesting

    • @PhantoMace2012
      @PhantoMace2012 2 роки тому +5

      141k people: your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter

    • @tedmccarron
      @tedmccarron 2 роки тому +1

      🤢🤮

    • @slurples149
      @slurples149 2 роки тому

      You're fine

  • @RightBoyKA-POW
    @RightBoyKA-POW 3 роки тому +404

    2:12 Whoever made that flier/missing poster is a fricking genius!

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  3 роки тому +39

      Lol that's flagrant false advertising!

    • @knsep
      @knsep 3 роки тому +10

      @@DarkSimpsons Yes I'm a flagellant too.

  • @catoflado4977
    @catoflado4977 3 роки тому +717

    I miss when Simpsons actually had characters and scenes that we could relate to, like this.

    • @uselessalpaca6777
      @uselessalpaca6777 3 роки тому +42

      This whole video is a giant, very well done edit. Check the description.

    • @ThunderLizardsRule
      @ThunderLizardsRule 2 роки тому +28

      @@uselessalpaca6777 I think Catoflado means that Dark Simpsons seems to be better than the actual current episodes.

    • @uselessalpaca6777
      @uselessalpaca6777 2 роки тому +7

      @@ThunderLizardsRule Ooh, makes sense

  • @miamitten1123
    @miamitten1123 2 роки тому +33

    0:50 Where’s Lisa shoes? 🥿
    0:54 Ohhh!? There they are!

  • @Birchboyarbor
    @Birchboyarbor 3 роки тому +3460

    The person who made Lisa actually confirmed that her canon sexuality is bisexual polyamorous.

    • @chmandcrm
      @chmandcrm 3 роки тому +243

      Lmfao, she is an 8 year old

    • @OzCroc
      @OzCroc 3 роки тому +647

      @@chmandcrm In the future she is dating multiple women at the same time.

    • @chmandcrm
      @chmandcrm 3 роки тому +94

      @@OzCroc future episodes are not cannon.

    • @brunequinha
      @brunequinha 3 роки тому +520

      @@chmandcrm what
      the future eps were literally in the show, the creator made them, its canon

    • @chmandcrm
      @chmandcrm 3 роки тому +88

      @@brunequinha
      That’s not how it works lol, don’t believe me look it up. Plus that wouldn’t even make sense considering how many different versions of future have been shown.

  • @supernovaitup
    @supernovaitup 3 роки тому +249

    That twist worked so well because I've actually never seen whatever episode that's from

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  3 роки тому +25

      Haha yeah ill try to use more new clips! Itll be fun.

  • @chrisiscool
    @chrisiscool 3 роки тому +1535

    Everyone: Lisa likes milhouse she is straight!!!!
    Others: this episode and also lisa's roommate on uni!
    Me, a bisexual: well.....you see....the possibilities

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  3 роки тому +51

      Lol eithet way, i still love her

    • @mielipuolisiili7240
      @mielipuolisiili7240 3 роки тому +10

      I hate to be the grammar nazi here, but this one is actually bothering me way too much. It's possibilities.

    • @negativezer0741
      @negativezer0741 3 роки тому +4

      Possibilities*

    • @chrisiscool
      @chrisiscool 3 роки тому +4

      @@mielipuolisiili7240 thanks

    • @chrisiscool
      @chrisiscool 3 роки тому +3

      @@negativezer0741 thanks

  • @steved8714
    @steved8714 2 роки тому +41

    My favorite part is that it ends with her being kidnapped by exactly who you'd expect.

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  2 роки тому +8

      Damn scots! They ruined Scotland!

  • @squid6800
    @squid6800 3 роки тому +508

    Lisa plays the saxophone and likes pearl necklaces, we all saw it coming. And yes this is me speaking from experience

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  3 роки тому +42

      Saxophones and pearl necklaces make you gay?

    • @savary5050
      @savary5050 3 роки тому +18

      Why specifically pearl necklaces? Also does this mean all the girls that play saxophone at my school are gay? Cuz if so dayum thats allota gay ppl!

    • @user-kz6zr9un2g
      @user-kz6zr9un2g 3 роки тому +2

      @@savary5050 I play the sax and I’m bi

    • @savary5050
      @savary5050 3 роки тому +3

      @@user-kz6zr9un2g this contradicts everything I have ever known. I thought everyone that played saxophone was gay...

  • @mario167100
    @mario167100 3 роки тому +166

    1:52 Man, that shot is majestic. It always looks like old Simpsons was more cinematic.

    • @dundee6402
      @dundee6402 2 роки тому +8

      It's from season 1 - Moaning Lisa!

    • @RealBadGaming52
      @RealBadGaming52 Рік тому +8

      Old Simpsons was yeah more cinematic , camera angles and all, now it’s , put camera at chest hight and roll

    • @ZuluRomeo
      @ZuluRomeo Рік тому +4

      Old Simpsons had some of the best direction in the whole series.

    • @ohok734
      @ohok734 Рік тому

      To think that's from early 1990 - 33 years ago

    • @frempy4426
      @frempy4426 Рік тому

      I mean with the people they had working on the show it makes wense

  • @beluga-senpai7895
    @beluga-senpai7895 3 роки тому +200

    I love how the janitor always stands up for her when people tease her at school-

  • @shanemorris3554
    @shanemorris3554 Місяць тому +2

    It's so jarring seeing the different eras of animation together like this

  • @hazard9910
    @hazard9910 3 роки тому +289

    I hope nobody has forgotten how in one episode she canonically got a girlfriend who helped her rescue lobsters from a lobster tank in a diner

    • @Charlie-nj2pj
      @Charlie-nj2pj 3 роки тому +4

      Which episode?

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  3 роки тому +13

      Must be a fairly new episode lol

    • @raetur
      @raetur 3 роки тому +2

      i searched on google and can't find anything about that episode and i really want to watch it aa

    • @manofbeskar
      @manofbeskar 3 роки тому

      what episode is that

    • @shakalaka1877
      @shakalaka1877 3 роки тому +1

      WOT EPISODE M8

  • @izzyr15
    @izzyr15 3 роки тому +391

    Me and Lisa share one thing in common: *we love women*

  • @ok-lo9pl
    @ok-lo9pl 3 роки тому +368

    lisa: hey I’m lesbian.
    homer: ......
    *”I thought you were American..?”*

  • @MintyAnimationss
    @MintyAnimationss Місяць тому +2

    0:39 ACKNOWLEDGING THE LESBIAN QUEEN SAPPHO IS INCREDIBLE

  • @fernandoguillen5996
    @fernandoguillen5996 3 роки тому +153

    Aunt Patty would be proud of her niece

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  3 роки тому +37

      Lol there goes the last thread of her heterosexuality

    • @invaderzim1842
      @invaderzim1842 3 роки тому +3

      She gone straight tho before her death

    • @dbzgal04
      @dbzgal04 3 роки тому

      @@invaderzim1842 Patty or Lisa, and when?

    • @invaderzim1842
      @invaderzim1842 3 роки тому

      dbzgal04 Patty she ended up with Flanders

    • @iBloodxHunter
      @iBloodxHunter 3 роки тому

      Why? You're misremembering that show...

  • @VortexKiller2
    @VortexKiller2 3 роки тому +50

    1:07 good ol willy, uses a rake to clean a rake

  • @FoolishOnYT
    @FoolishOnYT 2 роки тому +190

    I love how groundskeeper Willie can go from really comforting to just super sassy XD

  • @josan9483
    @josan9483 2 роки тому +5

    The editing, a lot of this was from different episodes but it made it seem like the same, amazing!

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  2 роки тому +1

      Yes it was a fan edited episode, glad you enjoyed it!

    • @josan9483
      @josan9483 2 роки тому

      @@DarkSimpsons Yess! It was very well made I love your channel

  • @oneepicmess7752
    @oneepicmess7752 2 роки тому +1714

    Like Yeardley Smith says, Lisa being bisexual isn’t something super unheard of but she’s still only 8 years old. It’s why in the show when we’ve seen future Lisa we see more of that side of her and more innocent things when she’s younger. It’s just natural for her to be more aware and open about us as she ages.

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 Рік тому +23

      Lisa's gay it all makes sense now🤣🤣🤣

    • @Terratetradon
      @Terratetradon Рік тому +69

      I realized i was bi not much older than that

    • @donovanlocust1106
      @donovanlocust1106 Рік тому +23

      Yeah. I don't think it's crazy to say future Lisa is bi.😊

    • @spade8094
      @spade8094 Рік тому

      That's dumb

    • @neonflights5951
      @neonflights5951 Рік тому +113

      Lisa has crushes as an 8 year old child, she has had plenty of young puppy love interests, why are you making it sound like she has to be fully grown and adult to recognize those feelings? Being bisexual isn't adult.

  • @deletedundinactive
    @deletedundinactive 3 роки тому +221

    Dark Simpsons makes my day.

  • @jacobs.9661
    @jacobs.9661 3 роки тому +88

    OK, I was NOT expecting that ending. Bravo sir!

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  3 роки тому +6

      Haha surprise! Glad you enjoyed it

  • @ayemc84
    @ayemc84 11 місяців тому +50

    Even if Lisa cannonicly likes woman, see her watching THAT type of images is kinda uncomfortable 'cause she has 8 years 😅

    • @youropinionsareshitandsoar1954
      @youropinionsareshitandsoar1954 3 місяці тому

      That's what made you uncomfortable? I'm more uncomfortable with the men in these comments sections over the last bit. SA isn't funny

    • @TC-ku4vv
      @TC-ku4vv 3 місяці тому

      Also she would find it sexist

    • @ayemc84
      @ayemc84 3 місяці тому

      @@TC-ku4vv trouche

  • @KaitaoftheFourze
    @KaitaoftheFourze 3 роки тому +185

    Lisa: I don't need Bart's hotdog anymore! A woman is all I need!
    *At the end of the video*
    Lisa: Help me...

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  3 роки тому +17

      She's eating haggis now

    • @ARedMagicMarker
      @ARedMagicMarker 3 роки тому +9

      I don't get it. Was this supposed to be her "punishment" for liking women? XD

    • @iBloodxHunter
      @iBloodxHunter 3 роки тому

      @@ARedMagicMarker From what I understand, these are pieced together like Frankenstein. So aside from it being "no, it's because she lives in a house" it doesn't mean anything, the chip on your shoulder is getting crumbs everywhere.

    • @ARedMagicMarker
      @ARedMagicMarker 3 роки тому +1

      @@iBloodxHunter Uh, what chip? This was the first video of it's kind that I watched from this creator at the time of my first post. Even if I didn't watch more right after to put two and two together, user evx2247 laid the series out for me perfectly a week ago, and I have since watched more, and was able to get the in jokes of these comments.
      Seriously, what chip are you talking about? 🤔

  • @C0M3T_3RD
    @C0M3T_3RD 3 роки тому +63

    The “free beer” poster was a million dollar idea, would’ve got my attention 4 sure.

  • @ideac.
    @ideac. 3 роки тому +601

    not only Lisa is vegetarian but she is also bi/lesbian
    that couldnt get more relatable

    • @Gigachad-kb1pp
      @Gigachad-kb1pp 3 роки тому +31

      Ew

    • @anryx555
      @anryx555 3 роки тому +4

      She make the same face for Nelson in some occasion, sooo.... If we want make it this video canon, she is at max, bi

    • @athenamartin3442
      @athenamartin3442 3 роки тому +10

      I'm gay and a vegan so hella relate lol

    • @eden1101
      @eden1101 3 роки тому +11

      @@Gigachad-kb1pp Lol look at yourself sweetie

    • @dumbass2132
      @dumbass2132 3 роки тому +4

      @@Gigachad-kb1pp ew ? What is that supposed to mean huh?

  • @pkmntrainermark8881
    @pkmntrainermark8881 2 роки тому +6

    Come on, Lis, Peppermint Patty's entire thing is her crush on Charlie Brown.

  • @Nightman221k
    @Nightman221k 3 роки тому +90

    I think this is one of your best edits. That shocking abrupt ending had me laughing and rewatching it cause I didn't see it coming.

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  3 роки тому +2

      Haha thanks for watching! I'm glad you liked it.

  • @timfortune9
    @timfortune9 3 роки тому +84

    "...This is not as hot a party as I was anticipating."

  • @shellknight1323
    @shellknight1323 3 роки тому +46

    *Me hearing Simpsons Predict that Peppermint Patty might be Gay:* 0:43
    👁 👄 👁

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  3 роки тому +1

      😉👍

    • @bluepeppermint3790
      @bluepeppermint3790 3 роки тому +2

      I didn't understand that part, has it been confirmed that she is?

    • @iBloodxHunter
      @iBloodxHunter 3 роки тому +3

      @@bluepeppermint3790 no but it's a massive meme that people refuse to let go of. I see why, but I really hate willful ignorance like that.

    • @Mommy_Makima20
      @Mommy_Makima20 Рік тому +1

      Oh please everyone suspects that

  • @tweeklikesmeth
    @tweeklikesmeth 11 місяців тому +24

    as a lesbian, yes we all have yellow skin and are a cartoon

    • @bihko4928
      @bihko4928 11 місяців тому +5

      As another lesbian, I can say that this is true 👍

  • @SgtCrumpet
    @SgtCrumpet 3 роки тому +84

    Best part about this is that hardly anybody watches the latest Simpsons episodes, so with these new clips, we won't see what ends up coming, haha.

  • @lucasmelor
    @lucasmelor 3 роки тому +144

    If Mandela effect was a video:

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  3 роки тому +13

      Haha its totally cannon!

    • @papermaniac
      @papermaniac 3 роки тому +3

      @@DarkSimpsons it is more Cannon Lisa and Nelson being a couple this is forced inclusion from the new people in charge of this series

    • @ImNot
      @ImNot 3 роки тому +1

      yo wtf lucasmelor que haces aca?

    • @nettle1217
      @nettle1217 3 роки тому +2

      @@papermaniac how do you know it's *forced* inclusion tho. Maybe it's just inclusion.

    • @papermaniac
      @papermaniac 3 роки тому +3

      @@nettle1217 is forced inclusion first of all because it was an unnecesary change since there already exist LGBTQ charachters in the Simpsons like Smithers and Patty Bouvier. secondly in all previous seasons lisa was clearly Heterosexual she had interest in Nelson and many other guys. thirdly and last it is pollitically agended change.

  • @SpaceAndPiano
    @SpaceAndPiano 3 роки тому +202

    Homer: 39
    Marge: 19
    Bart: 38
    Lisa: 21⬆️
    Maggie: 16
    Other Deaths:
    Milhouse: 7
    Mr Burns: 6
    Rod, Todd and Skinner: 5
    Ned, Lenny, Apu, and Moe: 4
    Ralph, Moleman, Maude, Chief Wiggum and Krusty: 3
    Snowball II, Sideshow Bob, Santa's Little Helper, Edna, Willie, Nelson, Barney, Martin, Luis, Wendell, Otto, Carl, Snake, Sherri, Terri, and Selma: 2
    Lisa's Pony, Patty, Reverend Lovejoy, Eddie, Lou, Gary, Doug, Benjamin, the Krusty Burglar, Mayor Quimby, Kent Brockman, Jeff Albertson, Duffman, Helen, Kirk, Luanne, Disco Stu, Ms Hoover, Mrs. Bellamy, Ashley Grant and Mr Largo: 1

    • @michaelmalfaro3746
      @michaelmalfaro3746 3 роки тому +3

      I don't think she's dead.

    • @pickyphysicsstudent201
      @pickyphysicsstudent201 3 роки тому +27

      @@michaelmalfaro3746 I think it is implied that after Willie got out his rack, he had to, at some point, kill her, to hide the body. If he let her go, then she'd run to the authorities. Willie learned from Skinner's mistake.

    • @thisisanalt4821
      @thisisanalt4821 3 роки тому +6

      Actually I think this one should be on the rape counter

    • @dominicgoulbourne6525
      @dominicgoulbourne6525 3 роки тому +2

      Lisa's death is debatable.

    • @kelsk8711
      @kelsk8711 3 роки тому

      You forgot bleeding gums Murphy !

  • @kenya1067
    @kenya1067 Рік тому +4

    Well this was a scary and dangerous concept.

  • @jasonmacmillan1239
    @jasonmacmillan1239 3 роки тому +81

    I wasn't expecting the ending whatsoever, I felt really bad for Lisa since she felt she had to have sex with an adult just to feel validated but the ending really cheered me up because of how unexpected and funny it was.

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  3 роки тому +13

      Lol, lisa going missing always cheers me up

    • @MrWadewynn
      @MrWadewynn 3 роки тому +5

      She is just mad because it isn’t Mr. Bergstrom

    • @iBloodxHunter
      @iBloodxHunter 3 роки тому

      You uh.... How old are you?

    • @jasonmacmillan1239
      @jasonmacmillan1239 2 роки тому

      @@iBloodxHunter Literally why

    • @panchote380
      @panchote380 2 роки тому

      @@jasonmacmillan1239 just wondering

  • @t-spiders1035
    @t-spiders1035 3 роки тому +32

    Truly, the most heroic thing about these edits is how willing you are to mine material out of later seasons. Some of these clips look like they're from season 20+, which are legally too poisonous for human comsumption.

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  3 роки тому +4

      Haha i admit im pretty amateur with the new seasons but i do what i can for you guys!

  • @diannadolly
    @diannadolly 3 роки тому +78

    “Bring desert”
    Lisa: *brings saxophone* Hahaha

    • @crazyluigi6664
      @crazyluigi6664 3 роки тому +7

      I mean, who's to say it wasn't hiding inside the big hole with proper wrapping inside covering it up well enough?

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons  3 роки тому +6

      Thats why willie got upset lol

  • @ethansgamingroom2000
    @ethansgamingroom2000 2 місяці тому +5

    Wow, Lisa is the smartest person in her family, yet she does not understand the dangers of child predators. I guess the writers want to remind us that she is 8 years old.
    edit: Damn I actually thought it was an actual episode