Doctors, What's The Worst Reaction After Announcing A Woman's Pregnancy? (AskReddit)

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  • @raccoonsgrace2232
    @raccoonsgrace2232 4 роки тому +1488

    “I went to the emergency room for an emergency”
    Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes

  • @ct6410
    @ct6410 4 роки тому +883

    My mother was having all the symptoms of pregnancy, but all of her at home tests were negative. She finally went to the doctor, and he told her that if her tests were negative, then she simply wasn't pregnant. When she told him she hadn't had a period in 4 months, he reminded her that she had PCOS and once went a year without one, followed by a 96 day-long one. Her cycles were completely random and off-the-wall, and the chances of her getting pregnant without intervention were minimal. Finally, one night while she and my dad were home alone, she passed out and he had to call an ambulance. As a matter of routine, they FINALLY did a blood pregnancy test--she was over 4 months pregnant. She's a non-secreter, meaning that she doesn't secrete HCG (the pregnancy hormone) in her urine. On the day she was induced, while she was in early labor, the doctor actually brought by a group of med students and asked her if she would take a urine test so he could show them perhaps the only non-secreter they would ever meet (it's apparently quite rare.) She did--while in full-blown labor and with my heartbeat thumping through the room over the monitor. Negative.

    • @denyseflores3406
      @denyseflores3406 4 роки тому +160

      Give your momma a fat hug for me. I have PCOS and it’s been a pain in the ass. Getting pregnant took so long but now I’m 3 months pregnant and my little gummy bear is growing strong. Much love

    • @portablerefrigerator4902
      @portablerefrigerator4902 4 роки тому +24

      Well I guess you don't exist so stop talking.

    • @portablerefrigerator4902
      @portablerefrigerator4902 4 роки тому +8

      @listless weeb You don't exist.

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 4 роки тому +18

      Man
      And i though that is against basic rules of life
      APPARENTLY LIFE SAID NO!

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 4 роки тому +2

      @@portablerefrigerator4902 you too

  • @ShyGuy2020
    @ShyGuy2020 4 роки тому +447

    "There was a 2% chance that i existed" damn bro ok

    • @shavy7734
      @shavy7734 4 роки тому +5

      @AbnormallyNormal not to mention the chance of a *coathangar.*

    • @ADerpyReality
      @ADerpyReality 4 роки тому +10

      My mum got pregnant with me while on the birth control pill. I really wanted to exist it seems.

    • @bigbettybloom9107
      @bigbettybloom9107 4 роки тому +6

      ADerpyReality the pill is one of the least effective forms of birth control. If you don’t take it everyday at the same time, you can get pregnant. Also antibiotics and other medications can cancel the pill. So she either didn’t take it right, or took something to cancel it out. I know about 5 ppl who go pregnant on the pill, which is why it’s usually offered to teenagers who aren’t sexually active yet.

    • @fbi855
      @fbi855 4 роки тому

      Damn

    • @ShyGuy2020
      @ShyGuy2020 4 роки тому +1

      @@ADerpyReality do you regret your choice

  • @lobisomemfacanha4817
    @lobisomemfacanha4817 4 роки тому +414

    I'm a guy, but I can almost feel the pain of that 16 year old at the start of the video.
    Imagine all of your family started to call you names like that. Damn. What good will that make her?

    • @sarathesimmersarathesimmer1300
      @sarathesimmersarathesimmer1300 4 роки тому +63

      Pixel Smile it's not on the parents nor the family, and a teen pregnancy should NOT be seen as a "failure." Teenagers will find their way to have sex, whether it's with or without their parent's permission.

    • @hayden8571
      @hayden8571 4 роки тому +14

      @@sarathesimmersarathesimmer1300 she's a kid, kids should not be having sex let alone popping child left and right.

    • @julia-fu3vy
      @julia-fu3vy 4 роки тому +76

      @@hayden8571 and that's why she should get called names to the point she has to get escorted out? What a sad excuse for a family. And you do not have the right to decide when it is the right time for someone that is not you to decide when they are ready to have sex. I hope that girl is doing alright

    • @senorpants5604
      @senorpants5604 4 роки тому +39

      @Pixel Smile please explain how yelling at her solved the problem or stopped it from ever occurring in the first place.

    • @nataliedrain8022
      @nataliedrain8022 4 роки тому +29

      @Pixel Smile my dude its still not ok to call her names. Be a parent means u need to be patient and accepting. At least help her thru the pregnancy.

  • @bonecanoe86
    @bonecanoe86 4 роки тому +771

    When the woman's husband doesn't feel the rush of dad jokes coming on...

    • @jeremiahbriney4899
      @jeremiahbriney4899 4 роки тому +57

      When you're brother randomly starts becoming a comedian while your baby was just born

    • @phantomaviator1318
      @phantomaviator1318 4 роки тому +20

      When your dad suddenly becomes a SNL host when his "grandson" was just born

    • @nityakakade1142
      @nityakakade1142 4 роки тому +3

      @@jeremiahbriney4899 oop-

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 4 роки тому

      cue the IM DAD JOKES

    • @mongol7027
      @mongol7027 4 роки тому

      @@jeremiahbriney4899 *your*

  • @sillygoose1003
    @sillygoose1003 4 роки тому +436

    My mom has quite the story. She got pregnant, and carried the baby for about three months before miscarrying. Tried again, got pregnant. About three months in, she starts to bleed again. Goes to the doctor and they discover she has a severe estrogen deficiency, which was the reason why she miscarried earlier. Not only that, there was a major blockage in the umbilical cord of the baby. If she had waited even one more day to get help, the baby would've died. My mom was forced to visit her doctor every other day to get ultrasounds and tests to ensure that the baby was safe. Even then, the child was born a month early, and was hospitalized for three weeks after developing jaundice and kidney/liver failure.
    18 years later, I'd say I'm doing alright.

    • @latarshahall7618
      @latarshahall7618 4 роки тому +42

      That turned out far different than I imagined it would

    • @sillygoose1003
      @sillygoose1003 4 роки тому +27

      @@latarshahall7618 boy, that escalated quickly

    • @stephaniehowe0973
      @stephaniehowe0973 4 роки тому +17

      @@sillygoose1003 💙 thanks for sharing.
      My daughter is 18 graduates Sat.
      I didnt have risk of losing her but had HBP, GD and Bedrest she too came a Month early and spent 3 weeks in the hospital

    • @sillygoose1003
      @sillygoose1003 4 роки тому +13

      @@stephaniehowe0973 bless her heart :(( i'm so glad everything turned out alright. congratulations on her graduation!

    • @stephaniehowe0973
      @stephaniehowe0973 4 роки тому +4

      @@sillygoose1003 💙 you seem to also be a Y9ung woman to be proud of

  • @alyssamorgan747
    @alyssamorgan747 4 роки тому +710

    The predicting one, whoo boy; talk about a coincidence!

    • @lw3559
      @lw3559 4 роки тому +40

      I know right?? that one was absolutely amazing and unbelievable😳 he even noticed that she was late on her period, like wtf, how attentive he must be😦

    • @chelseahulmston9056
      @chelseahulmston9056 4 роки тому +41

      My mum is known for always knowing when people are pregnant, knowing the sex and has even got the actual date the baby was born correct in the past. We call her a witch after the first few times it happened.

    • @grandechailatte4284
      @grandechailatte4284 4 роки тому +17

      Five years ago I met my cousin for the first time since I was practically a baby (I was 15/16 at the time). For some reason every time I was around her I kept getting this feeling that she was pregnant. Of course I didn’t say anything but the thought was somewhat consuming me. About four weeks later she called us and said she was pregnant and she had no idea at the time. Maybe it could’ve been a coincidence but I can’t deny the aura I felt around her! I met up with her again a year ago and I did not feel that same feeling as I did the first time. So if that’s any comparison lol.

    • @tareqal-hasan4975
      @tareqal-hasan4975 4 роки тому +20

      It was cringe, thats the most bullshit lie I've heard in a while. Cant believe people believe shit like that lol

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 4 роки тому +1

      @@chelseahulmston9056 well witches arent all bad
      Infact most of them as I've heard have a set of rules

  • @FreyaEinde
    @FreyaEinde 4 роки тому +181

    There is a type of psychosis that causes pregnancy denial and causes ladies to sometimes abandon their children in denial. There was this one lady who abandoned several children and her own husband never even knew because she hardly showed while pregnant. We should really be more watchful of people who exhibit these symptoms.

    • @U-PN-BI-IBW
      @U-PN-BI-IBW 4 роки тому +2

      That’s why there’s protection

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah and for me?
      *SLAP* FOCUS MA'AM!

    • @medhajhoerreea9251
      @medhajhoerreea9251 4 роки тому +7

      How does that happen tho? I'm genuinely curious as to how people can be so in denial

    • @breonawarren1507
      @breonawarren1507 4 роки тому +27

      Then there are women who want a baby so badly they literally start showing symptoms & even swollen bellies- whole time they aren’t pregnant. The body is a crazy thing

    • @FreyaEinde
      @FreyaEinde 4 роки тому +17

      @@breonawarren1507 The body and the mind are mad wild.

  • @aubreyd.9019
    @aubreyd.9019 4 роки тому +466

    The old doctor referring to Mary and Jesus had my crying my eyes out XD

    • @theguyfromtsukihime3898
      @theguyfromtsukihime3898 3 роки тому +3

      Im sure thats a really responce

    • @dum_dum5113
      @dum_dum5113 3 роки тому +2

      Watch Jane the virgin. It’s not the original someone probably just put that sorry

  • @user-pi3hd2bt3f
    @user-pi3hd2bt3f 4 роки тому +57

    I feel so bad for the second girl
    Her family sounds really toxic
    I hope she's doing alright

  • @pseudoruu
    @pseudoruu 4 роки тому +280

    "i went to the emergency room for an emergency"
    hmm yes this floor is made of floor

    • @adamchmielewski6162
      @adamchmielewski6162 4 роки тому +7

      Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

    • @nathanielchieffallo4273
      @nathanielchieffallo4273 4 роки тому

      @@adamchmielewski6162 here's how that effects black people more than white people, just like everything else of course

    • @FBIAGENT725
      @FBIAGENT725 4 роки тому +5

      @@nathanielchieffallo4273 what?

    • @jacktom3799
      @jacktom3799 4 роки тому

      @@FBIAGENT725 bruh he is just being sarcastic

    • @Astronomicat117
      @Astronomicat117 3 роки тому

      Ah yes, the solid firmament beneath my lower appendages is made of matter in a flat plane known as ‘floor’

  • @_nezxko01
    @_nezxko01 4 роки тому +324

    If I'm ever feeling sick or don't feel like eating, the first question my dad asks me is "Are you pregnant?"
    I am 13 y/o and asexual and have only had one boyfriend whom I broke up with a year ago and an introvert.
    Idk, you do the math.

    • @ketnetty
      @ketnetty 4 роки тому +52

      That sounds like a form of harassment...

    • @CYBER_N0T
      @CYBER_N0T 4 роки тому +16

      Sounds very dramatic haha

    • @CYBER_N0T
      @CYBER_N0T 4 роки тому +30

      Also how do you even get a boyfriend at 13? Damn

    • @squidking762
      @squidking762 4 роки тому +4

      @@ketnetty That's not harassment

    • @abutterfly1351
      @abutterfly1351 4 роки тому +35

      @@squidking762 It isn't inherently harassment, but could indicate that the father has some form of relationship dynamic that could be perceived as harassment. It depends on whether or not he was joking, or if he would be seriously angered in the case that they were pregnant. Some people are delusional enough to distrust their children, even when the circumstances don't add up.

  • @auraluna7679
    @auraluna7679 4 роки тому +58

    I still can't fathom the sheer amount of people without proper sexual education.
    They can't all be plain dumb.

  • @jareddelgado5602
    @jareddelgado5602 4 роки тому +226

    Oh god, how is one supposed to break the news to that poor soldier?

    • @diooverheaven4137
      @diooverheaven4137 4 роки тому +18

      A subtle yet effective approach would be to tell the soldier that his wife had a "Jody" situation. You can't sugarcoat these things.

    • @LaikaLycanthrope
      @LaikaLycanthrope 4 роки тому +5

      @@diooverheaven4137 I'm old, please explain what a "jody" situation might be .. the only fictional jody I can bring to mind for the life of me is the one from "Soap" .. oh, when the girl he had sex with thought she couldn't get pregnant with a gay guy .... is that it?

    • @FEARSWTOR
      @FEARSWTOR 4 роки тому +9

      @@diooverheaven4137 I mean it's the 1940s. There really is no effective way. That lady is divorced, excommunicated, and ostracized. No husband would keep her and no other man would want her. She would need to either marry the other man or relocate and start a new life saying her husband was killed in the war and she was left raising his child.

    • @diooverheaven4137
      @diooverheaven4137 4 роки тому +13

      @@LaikaLycanthrope A Jody situation is when the woman cheats on her husband when he's deployed

    • @THawkMedia
      @THawkMedia 4 роки тому +6

      Break the news, get the boys, and go it to town and cheer yo homie up

  • @Aflay1
    @Aflay1 4 роки тому +1248

    Tl;dr Doctor bet my mom I didn’t exist.
    Story of that guy’s life. Wild shit.

    • @sparrowflyaway
      @sparrowflyaway 4 роки тому +22

      Best TL:DR I’ve ever heard

    • @ayyylmao101
      @ayyylmao101 4 роки тому +15

      A great story LOL what a great way to come into existence.

    • @danareviews9609
      @danareviews9609 4 роки тому +1

      Hor

    • @awdrifter3394
      @awdrifter3394 4 роки тому +3

      TL:Doctor Doctor bet my mom I didn't exist.

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 4 роки тому +4

      Maybe you dont exist!
      In that case *SNAP* that will solve that

  • @CrystalKarma
    @CrystalKarma 4 роки тому +17

    "...You can't get pregnant with nobody but your husband!"
    *_I fear for that childs life_*

  • @karlzaunbrecher8241
    @karlzaunbrecher8241 4 роки тому +115

    Former medical technologist here. I'd just like to add that "positive pregnancy test" does not necessarily mean "pregnant". It means (depending on the type of test used) that a hormone usually associated with pregnancy is present at significant levels in the sample we tested. There are occasional instances of the hormone levels being elevated in a woman who is not pregnant, and in very rare instances even in a man. That's why if there's any question whatsoever, repeat the test or use a different method to confirm or rule out pregnancy.

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah i knew that?
      Okay no i didn't

    • @cjgia4898
      @cjgia4898 4 роки тому +2

      False positives are pretty rare tho?

    • @karlzaunbrecher8241
      @karlzaunbrecher8241 4 роки тому +9

      @@cjgia4898 I would use the word "unusual". And the tests are getting more reliable all the time. Even so, a positive test may be as high as 99% accurate, but not 100%

  • @internationalqueen3691
    @internationalqueen3691 4 роки тому +59

    My sister gave birth today. She told us about it when she came home for Christmas like this
    Sis: Guys, I have a Christmas present for you, but the shipping might take a few months

    • @speakdino10
      @speakdino10 4 роки тому +10

      Your family: "Ok that's cool and all but... you got us real presents right?"

  • @harvbegal6868
    @harvbegal6868 4 роки тому +57

    That lady that was in denial even after giving birth. I'm afraid she was likely not a willing participant in the conception of that child.

    • @TheMcKenzieHaus
      @TheMcKenzieHaus 4 роки тому +4

      My first thought as well

    • @rayraygaleva9493
      @rayraygaleva9493 4 роки тому +3

      Or maybe the father of the baby wouldnt be involved and she knew that

    • @icyplayz1118
      @icyplayz1118 4 роки тому +12

      Nope theres actually alot of people who just dont belive they are preggo yeah its entirely possible the being raped and being preggo they could go in denial but this isnt "common" but isnt "rare" shouldn't jump to rape just bcuz

  • @curbyour____9506
    @curbyour____9506 4 роки тому +820

    First guy is hilarious

    • @dahliagoossen1461
      @dahliagoossen1461 4 роки тому +47

      That's some grate toilet paper in your profile pic

    • @johnappleseed6608
      @johnappleseed6608 4 роки тому +1

      Thank you for informing me

    • @iceblaze3043
      @iceblaze3043 4 роки тому +5

      I had to replay it like 5 times.

    • @ct6410
      @ct6410 4 роки тому +10

      He's not very well educated for a doctor, though. His response should have been, "If your partner ejaculated on or very near your vagina, it's possible to become pregnant. If you were having anal intercourse and there is damage to your superthin membrane, it's possible to become pregnant. It's rare, but it's possible to become pregnant not having 'actual sex.'"

    • @curbyour____9506
      @curbyour____9506 4 роки тому +1

      @@johnappleseed6608 no problem, also why am I top?

  • @bbybby91
    @bbybby91 4 роки тому +32

    My husband kept telling me he thought I was pregnant, but my cycles had been irregular for years with no explanation, so it wouldn’t be anything for me to think twice about my period being late for months at a time, so I was in denial of being pregnant, but one day I just woke up feeling rough aF, he went to the store, brought back a pregnancy test, convinced me to take it, big blatant positive, I cried so hard, happy tears, we wanted that in the worst way, he’s a happy, healthy 2 year old now

    • @sarathesimmersarathesimmer1300
      @sarathesimmersarathesimmer1300 4 роки тому +4

      Aww!! Congrats :)

    • @tremorchristlester4688
      @tremorchristlester4688 Рік тому +2

      It's almost like a freak instinct or intuition that some fathers pick up on. I did the same thing with my ex before ever finding out she was pregnant. Even had a gut feeling that we were having a girl and the day we went in to find out sure enough we find out we're having a girl 🙂.

  • @skylarm.7544
    @skylarm.7544 4 роки тому +68

    When I was 16 I went to the doctor by myself for the first time and they had me take a pregnancy test but they mixed up the results or something so the conversation went like this.
    Doctor: So your pregnant
    Me: lol wtf no I'm not
    Doctor: miss yes you are the results are right here your a teenager you need to call your parents and we need to discuss options now while you have time
    Me: *calls my mom* mom this doctor says I'm pregnant so ig I'm the next virgin mary.
    The doc had me take another test and we determined that I am not the virgin mary.

  • @ACZor86
    @ACZor86 4 роки тому +24

    My mom told this story quite a bit... She was 38 when she went to the doctor complaining of being nauseous and tired all the time. He ran a bunch of tests, told her she was pregnant. Her response was, "You're a damn liar!"
    But 33 years later, here I am, so ... apparently he wasn't lying. XD

  • @nkysonia
    @nkysonia 4 роки тому +51

    Not a doctor, but a friend of an aunt of a neighbor of my sister's boyfriend's grandfather.

  • @TK-ij2xi
    @TK-ij2xi 4 роки тому +16

    As someone who had their tubes tied, I DID get pregnant after. It was 9 yrs later & it was ectopic - but when you think you're done & then find out you're not, it's a whirlwind of emotions. And then you find out it has to be terminated...that's when guilt & sadness sneak in.

  • @keithdean9149
    @keithdean9149 2 роки тому +9

    Worked for a time at a theme park and was told this story. The attraction had an advisory that pregnant women should not ride. Those working the greeting area of the attraction were trained how to spot and approach women that appeared to be pregnant and ask them if they were. A co-worker of mine saw a youngish looking woman that appeared to just begin showing. He walked up to her and said, "excuse me, I'm very sorry but I have to ask you if you are expecting a child?" An older man standing near her started laughing and said, "I told you you need to go on a diet." The girl looked at him and said, "Daddy, I need to tell you something..." Hell of a way to have your vacation ruined.

  • @strikeforce1500
    @strikeforce1500 4 роки тому +27

    1:56
    "The poor girl actually had no idea"
    Tell that to the husband.

  • @UnderTheTableGremlin
    @UnderTheTableGremlin 4 роки тому +90

    Bruh I’d have filed a complaint if my OBGYN’s office refused me birth control

    • @bonnieamelia531
      @bonnieamelia531 3 роки тому +1

      They have to make sure you're not pregnant before they give it to you

  • @ShadowyKatz
    @ShadowyKatz 4 роки тому +258

    I would cry if I got pregnant. I just really don't want that in my life.

    • @angel-nv7jk
      @angel-nv7jk 4 роки тому +77

      I'd flop on my stomach if I can't get an abortion.

    • @ItsGonnaRoost
      @ItsGonnaRoost 4 роки тому +18

      Angel 101 😭🤣

    • @jumbokitty
      @jumbokitty 4 роки тому +7

      @@angel-nv7jk your miku profile pic isnt helping skkskw

    • @koba5152
      @koba5152 4 роки тому +70

      Fetus deletus

    • @kristofbusch3681
      @kristofbusch3681 4 роки тому +18

      That's why you take it up the bum.

  • @aunusuallylargecat1779
    @aunusuallylargecat1779 4 роки тому +239

    bruh the 1st one was done real smooth xD

  • @zion_infinite77
    @zion_infinite77 4 роки тому +14

    When I was 16, I missed a period and was terrified to tell my mum so I hid it for a week before I finally broke down crying in the middle of a car ride. No warning, just completely bawling out of nowhere. She had to pull over cuz I scared her and I confessed everything. We got a test, and it ended up positive and I ended up crying for an hr that day. And a large, uncontrollable burst of tears every day after at random until I had a miscarriage about a month later.

    • @desirosethorne4429
      @desirosethorne4429 4 роки тому +2

      Aw.. That must've been such an emotional rollercoaster for you. Stay strong girl ❤

    • @sarathesimmersarathesimmer1300
      @sarathesimmersarathesimmer1300 4 роки тому +5

      Pixel Smile we don't need your insensitivity. 30 year olds could react poorly to a pregnancy due to the timing of such. Sure we could wish that everyone would "just use protection," but r@p3 unfortunately occurs and protection may be forgotten in the heat of the moment. Seriously, don't be so fucking insensitive, ESPECIALLY when a miscarriage is involved. DO NOT have it be seen as a "lesson," since you do not know how that person got pregnant, and whether it was consensual or forced. Seriously, have some more sympathy. Adults can be "immature" with it too, and can be devastated by a pregnancy as well. I don't know why people think that when someone is an adult, that suddenly getting pregnant will always be okay.. that's not how it works. Age does not equal whether or not you're ready.

  • @BaconNuke
    @BaconNuke 4 роки тому +18

    I hate hearing that sometimes family berate young people for getting pregnant by accident... I am not female but wouldn't the better thing to do is be understanding and helpful since... they messed up bad (if it was unplanned) and need the support at this time, like sure have some disappointment but also be the parent, not the judgmental stranger

  • @Creampuffization
    @Creampuffization 4 роки тому +176

    *going in for a regular check up*
    Doctor: ok, any chance of pregnancy?
    Me: nope.
    Doc: are you sexually active?
    Me: yes.
    Doc: taking any kind of birth control?
    Me: yes, lesbianism.

    • @sofiac9103
      @sofiac9103 4 роки тому +11

      I wonder what the doc would have said if you said no birth control

    • @itsanoformethanks6277
      @itsanoformethanks6277 4 роки тому +46

      I’m asexual and I get this every single time. ER ladies always give me side eyes after asking and ask again saying stuff like “Your parents aren’t in here. I need to know if there’s a chance you’re pregnant.” Come on Karen not every averagely attractive teenager is having a wild sex life, I just need to know if my ankle is broken.

    • @nicoleavalon936
      @nicoleavalon936 4 роки тому +11

      Brylee Huber fr when you turn 12 it’s the embarrassment center for girls and it’s fucking ridiculous; he’ll I have 3 guys in the room and the still ask that. This is why I gained a fear of doctor offices, at least a hospital doesn’t ask me this when I go in...

    • @Liuhuayue
      @Liuhuayue 2 роки тому +3

      @@itsanoformethanks6277 It would just be bad if someone was pregnant and they didn't know if they did radiographic imaging or gave them a teratogenic medication.

    • @Phoebe5448
      @Phoebe5448 2 роки тому +1

      @@itsanoformethanks6277 honestly same here. Every time they ask the question about being sexually active and I say no they give me that look. Like yeah sex just isn't my thing, I'm good.

  • @spawnofjoji2458
    @spawnofjoji2458 4 роки тому +4

    My mom was pregnant with my youngest sister and was feeling ill throughout the whole pregnancy. My sister came out a month and a half early, was about the size of my moms palm and wasn’t breathing. They revived my sister and took her to the ICU. 13 years later she’s 5’10 and as strong as hulk himself. I’m proud to have a mother and sister that made it through all of that.

  • @emilymonson2905
    @emilymonson2905 4 роки тому +14

    I went to the emergency room with ovarian cysts. I had never had them before so they did a test for uti and pregnancy before they did an ultrasound. I was sure I wasnt pregnant but the doctor came in and went "well you're passing all your tests with flying colors, kid" *me obvisouly shocked* "OH..NOT THE PREGNANCY TEST...that was negative" scariest 5 seconds of my life😂

  • @gaela2659
    @gaela2659 4 роки тому +41

    10:23 her name is M I C H E L L E asterisk

    • @AcenPhina
      @AcenPhina 4 роки тому +3

      Isn't that Elon Musk's kid?

  • @angel-nv7jk
    @angel-nv7jk 4 роки тому +39

    10:31 "I went to the emergency room for an emergency"
    Well why the hell else would you be there for? 🤦

    • @casey653
      @casey653 4 роки тому +9

      To work

    • @angel-nv7jk
      @angel-nv7jk 4 роки тому

      @@casey653 I meant as a patient but ok

    • @yangj0889
      @yangj0889 4 роки тому +5

      In the US there’s a law that states that an emergency room can’t turn you away. Some people can’t get health insurance in the US. They end up using emergency rooms as their primary method of receiving healthcare of any kind.

    • @molliehudson5692
      @molliehudson5692 4 роки тому

      a donut

    • @QueerKitsune
      @QueerKitsune 4 роки тому +1

      For funsies

  • @Chris-zw6cg
    @Chris-zw6cg 4 роки тому +132

    The grandma and the mother story sounds like fun to be around and listen

    • @theresam413
      @theresam413 4 роки тому +11

      That story made me feel awful for that girl

    • @annadiovia521
      @annadiovia521 4 роки тому +10

      Exactly, it may sound 'fun' for a bystander but I can't imagine what happened to the poor girl once they got back home

    • @hayden8571
      @hayden8571 4 роки тому

      @@theresam413 well she got what she deserve....
      Eternal torment muhahahaha

  • @urmomdotcom4039
    @urmomdotcom4039 4 роки тому +54

    When my doctor told me I was pregnant she said it like she was dropping some terrible diagnosis and looked like she was damn near bracing for impact. I really dont know why. I was in my 20s and gave her no reason to think I'd be upset about it lol I was just like "okay ty" cause I was already pretty sure and just wanted a blood test confirmation. What has that poor lady been through? Lol one of these stories is probably her. 😝

  • @shonsingletary7350
    @shonsingletary7350 4 роки тому +19

    The predicting one happened to me but in a different way. My husband kept saying it’s time for us to have my twins. Or something like it’s about time for my twins to come. I got sick and he told me I was pregnant and when I stayed very sick he was like it’s because it’s the twins. It started to annoy me a little but I didn’t think much of it. We went to the ER because I was cramping early on and after waiting hours he leaves to go get food. As soon as he leaves they call me back for ultrasound and the lady says well there’s two babies in there. When I wanted to find out the gender I really wanted either two girls or b/g. One day the landlord asks us what we are having I say I hope girls. When we got in the car he said I hate to tell you but it’s two boys. He was correct. Very weird the way he was so matter of fact about everything.

    • @sarathesimmersarathesimmer1300
      @sarathesimmersarathesimmer1300 4 роки тому +2

      Omg!! I'd love twin boys!!! lol
      That's insane how he knew!! Like woah. Are they identical or fraternal? Jw :)

  • @syco579
    @syco579 4 роки тому +64

    1:51-1:53
    Please don’t say you can’t get pregnant if it’s not your husband
    1:54
    *sigh*

    • @serenitynow85
      @serenitynow85 4 роки тому +5

      Was 1944, I would give her a pass

    • @syco579
      @syco579 4 роки тому +3

      Serenity now that doesn’t make what she did any better

    • @CYBER_N0T
      @CYBER_N0T 4 роки тому +7

      Thedude1989 Sex was (and still is) a taboo topic back then. Don’t expect everyone to be as educated as you are

    • @syco579
      @syco579 4 роки тому +5

      Nathaniel Chieffallo wtf are you talking about? This has nothing to do with privilege, I don’t care if you’re a man or a woman cheating is wrong period

    • @urmomdotcom4039
      @urmomdotcom4039 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah cause the damn cells in ur body know whether or not u got that government document boo. Lmao

  • @Norinia
    @Norinia 4 роки тому +35

    1:58 no, no honey, it’s ‘you Shouldn’t get pregnant with anybody except your husband’. As if marriage is suddenly this amazing contraceptive that made all ‘playing around’ safe 🙄

    • @EvAn-tm3yb
      @EvAn-tm3yb 4 роки тому

      Maybe theres this thing called RELIGION, which her parents followed. And if ya didn't know, sex before marriage is a sin in the christian religion. (Even though alot of people break that rule) the purpouse for marriage was for if men couldn't hold the urge any longer, to find a partner and "play around" not only that, but you usually marry above 18, and you usually marry if you have somewhere to live, so if you did have a baby it has a home that both partners own. That's some pretty good reasons to have sex after marriage. Just sayin

    • @Orinap
      @Orinap 4 роки тому +1

      @@EvAn-tm3yb nobody mentioned sex before or after marriage. What the hell are you talking about?

  • @FR0Z3N1C3C0LD
    @FR0Z3N1C3C0LD 4 роки тому +22

    Nobody:
    Text to speech: **spells out Michelle**
    This just proves ToadFilms doesn’t put as much effort as he did, he used to even have a personalized AskReddit intro I believe

  • @pinkpurplestfu4609
    @pinkpurplestfu4609 4 роки тому +7

    I dont think you should shame children about their teenage pregnancy

  • @pleasehelp2768
    @pleasehelp2768 4 роки тому +67

    I mean the mom ain’t wrong the girls 16 that’s quite young bruh but there’s no reason to be calling her a slut and stuff

    • @ErenYeager-oi6hu
      @ErenYeager-oi6hu 4 роки тому +4

      Yes there is

    • @ungabunga1768
      @ungabunga1768 4 роки тому +14

      Shes 16 years old dude. She ain't got no business being a mom.

    • @BlackRavenFeather565
      @BlackRavenFeather565 4 роки тому +15

      Unga Bunga she probably doesn’t want it any more than the rest of her family

    • @CYBER_N0T
      @CYBER_N0T 4 роки тому +3

      BlackRavenFeather565 If she didn’t want kids she shouldn’t have sex then. And even if you’re going to have sex at 16, use protection for Christ sake

    • @thecheshire5762
      @thecheshire5762 4 роки тому +6

      Vixen she may of not had proper education on contraception. A lot of schools up until recently didn’t teach that in the curriculum. Also the mum should be understanding n stuff not calling her a whore n shit the mum is just shitty at parenting

  • @em_is_online
    @em_is_online 4 роки тому +7

    My bf is the youngest in his family and also the only accidental child. His mom went to get her tubes tied after having multiple kids, and the doctor said he couldn’t because the pregnancy test they ran beforehand came back positive

  • @ickyvicky6882
    @ickyvicky6882 4 роки тому +6

    One of my mom’s coworker didn’t know she was pregnant until the eight month. She was little large so it wasn’t noticeable. And she had been drinking throught the entire pregnancy because she is an adult who went in a cruise and wasn’t aware. Her family bought her a lot of last minute gifts. They boyfriend stayed to help raise the kid and the child was born healthy

  • @LittleBenadrylPrincess
    @LittleBenadrylPrincess 4 роки тому +52

    I have tokophobia. Pregnancy is one of my worst nightmares.

  • @UnderTheTableGremlin
    @UnderTheTableGremlin 4 роки тому +76

    12:18 ok, why does MIL think that she’s gonna get custody of the baby though?

    • @jasperqartzinger8752
      @jasperqartzinger8752 4 роки тому +12

      Thank God I'm not the only one bothered

    • @icyplayz1118
      @icyplayz1118 4 роки тому +4

      Because shes a teenager hypothetically if the teen was pregnant and didnt abort then that woman could raise the baby nothing to be "*bothered*" about honestly lol

  • @LuckyArceus
    @LuckyArceus 4 роки тому +27

    “Your pregnant.” “Not for long.”

  • @mrsentrybuster
    @mrsentrybuster 4 роки тому +18

    * : exists
    Text-to-speech: time to spell out this word, as this * CLEARLY implies.

  • @destroyerinazuma96
    @destroyerinazuma96 4 роки тому +5

    Lots of my relatives knew it way before a physician told them. They only went in for basic check ups.

  • @saraloney9171
    @saraloney9171 4 роки тому +8

    13:46 somehow the dramatic pause makes this so much better

  • @browhattheactualfu-2659
    @browhattheactualfu-2659 4 роки тому +6

    Okay I get that one male nurse who asked "Are you gonna keep it?" Might Have mean well but really? Why would you ask any women that if don't know their story? That's insensitive as f*ck and Im positive he knew that

  • @thescarletdragon4983
    @thescarletdragon4983 4 роки тому +10

    “I went to the emergency room for an emergency” yeah me to

  • @millennialdisposition
    @millennialdisposition 4 роки тому +5

    High school was weird because when girls had sex the rest of the students called her normal, lovely, fun, empowered, fearless etc. Basically nothing negative; but as soon as a girl got pregnant they called her slut, whore, street corner etc and they shunned her. Which didn't make sense to me at all, having sex doesn't make you a slut but getting pregnant does?

    • @TheMcKenzieHaus
      @TheMcKenzieHaus 4 роки тому

      Idk what school you went too but even having sex was grounds to be called a slut in my old school

  • @masontrinh6880
    @masontrinh6880 4 роки тому +44

    This place is deserted

  • @LaikaLycanthrope
    @LaikaLycanthrope 4 роки тому +6

    Protip for new, first time moms: Gripe water. If your baby is fussy and doesn't want milk, juice or water from its bottle, try gripe water. Just a spoonful or two will take care of stuck wind. And yes, it's "safe" and not anything fancy, it's a very old remedy involving dill (it smells of pickle juice) but available anywhere baby stuff is sold. And if your baby is still fussy, try cutting the feet off the sleepers, not all babies like to have their feet confined so.

  • @musicmaster1428
    @musicmaster1428 4 роки тому +28

    Im always very careful about protection and I have always been safe. But if my protection would fail for whatever reason I sure as hell get an abortion. Take care women and men of YT. Protection is important.

    • @Orinap
      @Orinap 4 роки тому +1

      You do realise protection is not only to prevent pregnancies right?

  • @galadrinihrinor4863
    @galadrinihrinor4863 4 роки тому +8

    The doctor that preformed the c section that resulted in me almost dropped me twice

  • @colinmoore7460
    @colinmoore7460 4 роки тому +13

    I like the method of telling parents / husband by putting a bread roll in the cooker.
    More comonally called a bun in the oven!

  • @sezuin_6577
    @sezuin_6577 4 роки тому +13

    Imagine a Caribbean ultrasound.

    • @lenawalters2666
      @lenawalters2666 4 роки тому +1

      What?

    • @Orinap
      @Orinap 4 роки тому

      @@lenawalters2666 you heard it. *Caribbean ultrasound*

  • @coreycleven8414
    @coreycleven8414 4 роки тому +7

    Pronouncing WWII as 'wee-eye' still makes more sense than pronouncing it as 'dubya dubya two.'

  • @eli_are_ftw
    @eli_are_ftw 4 роки тому +6

    The last time this happened a new star lit over Bethlehem.
    Lol

  • @certifiedmonsterfucker
    @certifiedmonsterfucker 4 роки тому +20

    8:11 I saw that story in one Vsauce video lol

  • @ItsMeAlyssaD
    @ItsMeAlyssaD 4 роки тому +2

    oh my cousin has a good story about her pregnancy. she didn’t know she was pregnant for 7/8 months. everything was normal. she got her period, she never had cravings and her stomach never grew. she finds out while at the doctors and everyone was confused when she told us. we were also concerned because she had gone to vegas and partied and drank hard. a week or two later she had to give birth and the baby was born a month early. he’s a completely healthy year old baby and the cutest thing ever

  • @eggsandgrease
    @eggsandgrease 4 роки тому +2

    both of my parents were considered infertile and my mother had her tubes tied. 7 kids. all healthy.

  • @agonyaunt5059
    @agonyaunt5059 4 роки тому +4

    how are all these women figuring they're pregnant when they're only a few days late, is anybody actually that regular??

    • @sarathesimmersarathesimmer1300
      @sarathesimmersarathesimmer1300 4 роки тому +2

      I normally am, but if you're irregular then it's okay!! Women can be regular (like I typically am) or irregular within terms of period cycles

  • @Sympatheticorange
    @Sympatheticorange 4 роки тому +3

    " last time this happened, Bethlehem had another star "

  • @risksandhope1849
    @risksandhope1849 4 роки тому +2

    I'm pretty good with kids and I do think I would adopt some day if the time came. The problem for me is that I have some previous trauma that somehow lead to a fear of pregnancy, so if a doctor told me I was pregnant I have no clue how I would react.

  • @puertoricanbelle1334
    @puertoricanbelle1334 4 роки тому +3

    How tf did that husband manage to predict everything about the pregnancy, down to the birth order??

    • @proudtobeme1ashkente
      @proudtobeme1ashkente 2 роки тому

      It's not unlikely, though very lucky. Twins are unusual, but not as unusual as triplets or above. The genders are trickier to guess but you still only have three choices, boy boy, girl girl or girl boy, so a 33% likelihood of being correct. And if you guess girl boy, then you're 50% likely to guess the correct order.

  • @milocholy
    @milocholy 4 роки тому +6

    Pregnancy betting is totally a thing!My grandfather bet that my mom was going to be a girl to the guy next to him in the emergency room!
    Put that in my mom's college fund 😎

    • @milocholy
      @milocholy 4 роки тому

      @Pixel Smile hahhahaha yes do ittt

  • @83gemm
    @83gemm 4 роки тому +2

    My cousin got her tubes tied back in the 70s I think. Might have been 80s. Anyway, she almost immediately became pregnant with TWINS. If I remember right, the hospital had to pay for the kids’ basic needs til they were 18 because they botched the procedure. Some sort of settlement along those lines.

  • @stephaniehowe0973
    @stephaniehowe0973 4 роки тому +5

    Ya they dont exactly Advertise the Failure rate of a womans tubes.
    The mens surgery has a lower rate

  • @tremorchristlester4688
    @tremorchristlester4688 7 місяців тому

    The first story with the doctor looking out the window was just brilliant 😂😂😂. Such a smartass. I bet she felt dumb as hell

  • @Yamimus0
    @Yamimus0 4 роки тому +1

    Never understood why teenagers would be shocked they got pregnant. Like dummy that's what it leads to🤣🤣🤣

  • @casseyflora7608
    @casseyflora7608 4 роки тому +5

    The predicting one was totally me with my aunt. I told her she was pregnant with a girl and she didn’t believe me (my mom was pregnant with my brother and I was 3, so they thought I was just being silly).

    • @sarathesimmersarathesimmer1300
      @sarathesimmersarathesimmer1300 4 роки тому

      Oh yeah, I've heard that kids can just TELL. Kids are on some shit man 😂 I've heard of another story where this one girl told her mother that her baby sister's inside of her mother (she was only 3 or 4), and sure enough she has a little sister 😂

  • @esk8er900
    @esk8er900 4 роки тому +3

    16:08 is basically how my amazing little sister happened. Coulda been a twin but I like her just fine as she is 27 years later!!

  • @Emir_Levy
    @Emir_Levy 4 роки тому +3

    3:34
    TL;"DOCTOR"
    Instead of TL:DR LOL

  • @nationalinstituteofcheese3012
    @nationalinstituteofcheese3012 2 роки тому

    “I went to the emergency room for an emergency”
    And the water is wet

  • @DavidAbyssal
    @DavidAbyssal 4 роки тому +19

    @3:40 Then why the F did the husband did not go into vasectomy procedure....?

    • @mathieuleader8601
      @mathieuleader8601 4 роки тому +1

      fear of surgery

    • @mariemarie7829
      @mariemarie7829 4 роки тому +1

      when i worked in hospitals, one lady came in after maybe 5 kids and had her tubes tied and cauterized (tubes taken all the way back to the ovaries and literally burned out) AND her husband had a vasectomy. about 18 months later, she was pregnant. again.
      sometimes shit just happens.

    • @nathanielchieffallo4273
      @nathanielchieffallo4273 4 роки тому +1

      @Rene S kind of hard not to when Karen is a couple months away from taking the kids and cheating on her husband, like most woman. But sure, mans should just chop le nuts off

  • @Lovinia1
    @Lovinia1 3 роки тому +2

    The last one was exactly how I came to be. I was a twin who was secretly stealing my brothers nutrients. Then a week after the miscarriage I was born. Doctors had no idea

  • @missmarshmellowmouth
    @missmarshmellowmouth 4 роки тому +2

    this makes me paranoid that I might be pregnant

  • @Balila_balbal_loki
    @Balila_balbal_loki 4 роки тому +19

    I was at a clinic and overheard this unfold, So this girl is at this doctor for what i assume is getting test results or something the doctor tells her she is pregnant. Flabbergasted she tells him there must be a mistake because how is she pregnant since she used to be a dude in which case it turns out to be prostate cancer and she dies within a month which i found out about because the reason i was even at this clinic was because my friend was getting a boob job and she apparently became friends with her doctor.

  • @sweeety969
    @sweeety969 4 роки тому +2

    Why do they go out of their way to mention when a person is fat? What does that have to do with anything?

    • @TheMcKenzieHaus
      @TheMcKenzieHaus 4 роки тому +2

      Sometimes it’s why they don’t know they are pregnant

  • @bethel_6571
    @bethel_6571 4 роки тому +1

    Holy shit the one with the wrong room, I think I would've had a heart attack if a nurse said that to me

  • @KH-tx6lg
    @KH-tx6lg 4 роки тому +1

    Everyone at work was telling a young coworker that she was pregnant (she had "symptoms") and she kept saying "no way". I told her about how on an episode of Scrubs where a character got his GF pregnant. Sure enough she was pregnant.

  • @puddinmaster4704
    @puddinmaster4704 4 роки тому +2

    I sensed my friend was pregnant because she never asked me for two months if i already had my period (we always have the same date), And she always wanted to have a drink with me everyday. After a few thinking it seems to me that She's expecting to have a miscarriage for binge drinking.

  • @FantasyLord19
    @FantasyLord19 4 роки тому +2

    T.L Doctor, Doctor 😂😂😂

  • @AClockworkKitten
    @AClockworkKitten 4 роки тому +2

    Damn I actually had a relevant story for this.
    So this happened to my maternal grandma. She was having cramps or something and had to go to the doctor and she was diagnosed with ovarian cysts. She was like “damn, I was hoping that I was pregnant.” So they scheduled the surgery and when they were performing it they found... something else. The surgeons were all “Whoa, okay. We need to get this done as quickly and carefully as possible.”
    If they botched that surgery up I wouldn’t exist.

  • @pokekk
    @pokekk 4 роки тому +1

    The last grandma had hidden twin case.that is really fucked up,even your husband dont believe you

  • @ghshrksidhc5460
    @ghshrksidhc5460 4 роки тому +8

    normal people: WW2
    tts: *WI WI AY*

  • @davidham1330
    @davidham1330 4 роки тому +6

    M I C H E L L E asterisk. Asterisk C H A N G E D name

  • @merrygox
    @merrygox 3 роки тому +1

    - so you're pregnant, congrats
    - doc, i'm a lesbian

  • @wendylevy9266
    @wendylevy9266 3 роки тому +1

    "Eets Tweens!"
    I'm sorry. I love Caribbeans.

  • @TM-nv
    @TM-nv 4 роки тому +2

    Why is that first one about the window in literally every doctor video/Reddit/question?

  • @ancientfern2693
    @ancientfern2693 4 роки тому +4

    I have a one night stand baby from my very first period after giving birth. Life finds a way.

  • @diobrando4725
    @diobrando4725 4 роки тому +3

    10:30 isn’t the point to go to an emergency room for an emergency???

  • @mercy5004
    @mercy5004 4 роки тому +2

    After hearing about what pregnancy and the after effects are like, I can totally see some women not knowing they are pregnant.
    For instance, my mom and mom's friend have both said that gas bubbles can sometimes feel like baby movements. So if a future fart feels like a baby, the reverse is true.
    Then there's that depending on how the baby is positioned/grows, you may not show much if at all, (see: www.thebump.com/news/no-baby-bump-tilted-uterus). Then theres that some babies are very active, almost seemingly trying to crawl out of the mother at any given moment...and some are very quiet, with very little major movements.
    So take a baby who isn't very active, who's limited movements feel like gas, combined with a woman who is already heavy OR has a tilted uterus OR (like one woman I saw) so fit that her abs basically keep the baby further back and thus doesn't show as much....
    And combine that with the fact that some women just don't really have any real pregnancy symptoms. THEN with that some women have basically fake periods (light bleeding) during pregnancy that can mimic a period.....and if a nice perfect storm of coincidences happen, boom! they can last quite a while (even up to birth) without knowing that they're pregnant.
    Weirdly enough I had the opposite situation to many of these women.
    I had a LOT of the symptoms. Sudden weight gain (all in my stomach and hips too. on a really bad bloat day i really do look 1st-2nd trimester), body changes, uncontrolled morning sickness that lasted until 12pm every day, sore pelvic floor and back, and most of all...unprotected sex.
    Everyone, my teachers, friends, family...thought i was for sure pregnant. Hell so did I sometimes.
    But i always had my periods (heavy, unrelenting), and every test that was thrown at me was negative.
    Appearently It was just stress from being overloaded at school ( I was only sleeping 4 hours a night, everynight), combined with puberty finally catching up with me (late bloomer), multiple ovarian cysts, and a lifetime of no exercise or dieting that led to the unfortunate lady beer gut.
    It's been 6 years since then, and these symptoms still haunt me to this day (except the nausea. that ended when i got consistent good sleep), and yet...no baby.
    I sure did appreciate the special treatment at school though, and was allowed to eat in class whenever!

    • @sarathesimmersarathesimmer1300
      @sarathesimmersarathesimmer1300 4 роки тому

      Omg, I hope you're doing alright, even with the symptoms. I don't believe that I was pregnant, but god damn I used to have INTENSE nauseous my freshman year for every day.. thankfully that stopped after 6 or so months I'd assume. It was horrible.

    • @mercy5004
      @mercy5004 4 роки тому

      @@sarathesimmersarathesimmer1300 Yeah once I started sleeping in a healthy way again, the morning sickness stopped. I still have issues from the cysts, but that's normal once you start getting them. Now I'm just working on doing what I should have done all along, by being more physically active and careful of what I eat.
      My body still feels like its in a flux sometimes, but its a LOT better.
      Weirdly enough nausea from stress is actually pretty common. Maybe you were dealing with that your freshman year?

  • @alexreid7386
    @alexreid7386 3 роки тому +1

    The automatic voice pronouncing WWII as "wee eye" lol