Big thanks to Soomin as always for illustrating this, check out his instagram: @soomincomic And huge thanks firstly to my patreons HydroBosco and D-3384 for voicing characters and secondly to Nature's Temper for voicing SCP-2662. Nature's Temper has made and continues to make amazing audio adaptations of various horror and creepypasta stories. I've been a fan of his for years, please go check him out: ua-cam.com/users/NaturesTemper
@@Zadanoire he's only 200 years old and if anime has taught me anything he need to be at least 2000 years old to be legal(appearance doesn't matter either as long as he's 2000+ he can look like he's 12)
Kinda makes you how bad this poor guys life has been with so many people doing crazy and insane things in front of him. Seriously I’m surprised he hasn’t gotten PTSD from viewing so much
@@ChaosDiverShawiii 500 racks up quickly, essentially that would be around over 6000 a year, even for the SCP foundation that is worthwhile money going towards a scp. though to also be fair, it is probably something Cthulu set himself as to avoid just over spending and being greedy, after all he is there of his own choice, and frankly it gives him time to enjoy a game before moving on to a different one instead of buying tons at once (let alone the fact that imagine him just purchasing the entirety of the steam game library in less than a year)
Cthulu ln folklore: Demonic ghostly being. Actually cthulu: Seriously can you guys at least wear condoms? Also go get a bible and leave me alone, tryna puff a blunt and play CoD here.
Imagine playing CoD with some guy and he gets angry and starts yelling about he's a great old one and he is the grandson of the greatest evil in all of the Universe.
@@angrymonkey9925 Auditor: **Eyebrow raised as he stands next to Hank, Sanford, Deimos, 2BD, Jeb, Tricky, Torture and Sheriff who are also confused as shit**
Keep in mind keter doesn't actually mean that the scp is dangerous it's just that to contain the anomalous properties that the scp has they need more resources and more carefully executed procedures to do it
Keter doesn’t mean danger level, in this case I think it’s more of. Attracts people to break in so they up the security for that site and his containment
@@avalonpage5985 The SCP classes are the difficulty to contain the SCP without the public knowing it. Consider they CANT block the cult making and THEY break into the Foundation at regular intervalls No matter how well they guard or move his location, he is VERY hard to contain from the public eye. Thus, He turned into Keter-Class. Seriously, they have a BREAK-IN like every other month..
"Can you go read a bible or something, you really, really need it" Ah yes, you know you need help when one of the most well known and feared creatures in all of existence tells you to go read the bible.
The way he acts like a perfectly normal human is kinda hilarious, and he seems so annoyed with the crazy cults. Not too scared, not too mad, just annoyed Also,the fact he says to read a Bible to one of his cult members is just perfect
I honestly don't mind this cthulhu. He's just a normal being that just wants a normal life like us and minds his business but the people around him just go crazy just by looking at him. This is kind of cthulhus curse that he can't help, makes me feel sorry for him
I think he KNOWS what he's expected to be, but he just doesn't know if that's really what he wants to do. Instead of being the evil god of chaos presiding over an enormous cult of worshippers, like he's supposed to be, he thinks he might just prefer to be kind of a slacker deity that plays video games and eats cheetohs all day. I mean who needs worldwide blood-orgies when you have the Fall-Out games to occupy one's time?
We can put up turrets or put your home underwater, perhaps a stack of bibles if they make it to your area you can toss them at them, or we can drown them i guess.. i'll ask the 05 council
This has got to be one of my favorite SCP's due to the writing, comedy, and overall personality of what is basically a teenaged Cthulhu. On another note, the illustrations here, especially of Cthulhu himself, are very good (the voice acting is also very good). I also love the size differences between Cthulhu/his furniture and the humans.
Oh my fucking....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 God that’s so true...I kinda feel bad for Cuthulu...seems like a chill dude minding his own business until.....that happens
@Antoine Goulet A normal dude who's SCP power is immunity to all other SCPs would defiantly boost morale for a LOT of the SCPs with more annoying abilities.
He just wants to be normal or want a normal life maybe his ancestors or HE'S predecessor is maybe the ORIGINAL Chutlu but maybe SCP-2662 denied his ancestry of killing and destroying people's lives, that's my theory of SCP-2662
I prefer to think that lovecraft and 2662 were friends because lovecraft was immune and 2662 told stories of his friends and acquaintances from which he was inspired to create his horror universe.
The fact that Cthulhu says stuff like "Im barely legal" and "Maturity's happening right on time" makes me wonder if there is a whole civilisation that consists of Cthuluhs.
khartog01 He may be! “Even if they don’t (let him go out), all I have to do is wait til’ I get stronger” How would he know? His papa (or mama) told him stuff like that
Huge Lovecraftian horror fan here who has recently started enjoying the SCP lore. This is a fantastically different concept and adaptation of Cthulhu for a completely different canon. Love it!
I like the contrast to how Smite portrays this character. Hi-Rez: The Fallen Dreamer, Destroyer of Olympus, and the Chronic Sustained God of Madness. SCP Illustrated: Introvert who plays Xbox and most likely watches Good Mythical Morning or Game Grumps.
Seriousally, the guy who voiced Cthuhlu did an absolute amazing job of portraying what we think to be an eldritch abomination, to just a regular guy who doesn't like the murder.
The poor guy. He realy needs a lot of comfort. But his annomolous effect pretty much throws doubt on every person trying to help, or threatens to corrupt any human friend he might get. Scp 2662 might be one of the lonliest scps out there :c
It's a good thing people with high mars (which i think are actually surprisingly common in the scp universe) are immune to this stuff, so at the very least he can have some genuine friends if they were ok with the weekly bullshit
I refuse all religions(they make no sence at all ) and listen to music really loudly in one ear while keeping my headset with mic on the other ear leaving me barely able to here and the focus of a demon when playing games I have no love for anything i like very few items / people so i think I'm safe from his ability
@@torvamessor9060 its a hypnotizing ability, its memetic psychic controls will still control you even if you dislike religion and orgy's, the ability hypnotizes the brain so it overrides your dislikes and turns it into a like, so no mater what, you gotta be trained to protect yourself
@Nathan Rist dude, i'm sure this cannot generate a lot of money, maybe it can work in Japan, but only with the help of [redacted] and his long [redacted], with [redacted] as the film director
11:30 Affected Tau-9: "The people here cage you. With us you may go where you please." Cthulhu: "You must be kidding. I can leave whenever I want, I just have to ask. Besides, I-" **THE D CLASS PERSONNAL CONTINUE IN ENGAGING IN GROUP SEX** LOL BAHAHAHAHA
Cthulhu: *trying to live a peaceful life* Strangers: *does lovecraftian sins that Cthulhu is said to love* Cthulhu: *violently repulsed and tried to separate himself from the chaos* Strangers: *continues to be disgusting despite the orders from their god to stop* Cthulhu: *big sad* Video: *stays monetized* SCP illustrated: :D I feel bad for Cthulhu. He really is not a bad person I guess. Just wants to be at piece
1. It's never said in Lovecrafts works that Cthulhu loves any of this. 2. Even if, nothing they do can be considered "sins" since this concept is as alien to the mythos as the mythos is to humans 3. That pathetic thing can't even be considered to be Cthulhu, it's just some bad scp author taking a shit on the mythos.
@@luztran9466 A person using nerd as an insult and watching scp videos. My dumb friend, I think you are in the wrong part of town here. Go ahead if you wanna try something creative, or maybe tell me how someone can have such bad taste to like this pile of garbage masquerading as an SCP, well clearly most people here just know Cthulhu from popculture and never read anything of the mythos, but even they should be able to tell how disgustingly bad this wannabe author messed up.
@@TheMentallyTired Assuming that Cthulhu, in terms of his lifespan, is "reaching maturity" as he suggests, then it could be assumed that he is nearing some form of puberty among his species. Seeing as he is 200 years old, and assuming he reaches puberty at 13 as is common for males, he ages at a rate of 1 year every 15 years. This means he will reach adulthood at 270, and will be 20 in 300.
I was exposed to Lovecraft at a very early age, like I was probably 9 when I read the dunwich horror, I've had extremely scary and vivid dreams about Cthulhu and Azathoth more than once and have fallen sick because of those dreams. This somewhat eases the fear further providing proof towards the fact that the only real fear is the fear of the unknown.
It is the most primal of fear to look into the darkness and wonder if something is staring back but remember just cause you know the creatures in the dark doesn't mean you know the creatures of the light for they are far scarier
@LOAN NGUYEN 10/10.. won't even need to get out from my home anymore.. if I got supernatural powers and SCP Does exist irl. Would completely contain myself in the SCP foundation.. I hate socializing.
This is one of the good examples of: It's Keter because it's hard to contain, not danger level. The scp themselves don't want to hurt anyone, even willingly getting contained, but his anomalous effects make it almost impossible to properly contain it.
Scarlet King: Rise my dominions! We will rule the world and I will be the only SUPREME God of ALL! Cthulu boii entering the scene along with some of his 'followers': ahm... Can you take mine too. They're pestering me every single f*cking day of my life and I can't even play my Fortnite. Tata! (*vanishes and goes back to play Fortnite*) ~I find this so funny while imagining it 🤣🙈
Cthulu: Hey I'm eating tha- Follower: *offers freshly deceased piglet and smoothes its organ on his breakfast* Cthulu: Great I'm Vegan now, thanks a lot, now get out and buy yourself some bible.
I feel bad for cuthulu this time. He just wants to be left alone. Hey any chance 2662 could meet 343? I think they would get along if they met in person.
@GoTi4No There were a article called "Skeeve Online" on SCP wiki mentioned he had a dad that had the same cult as he is but scp 2662 hated it and rejected his "parents" legacy, and become an atheist that cause his "parent" to curse him to eternally to have a violent sex cult. I guess his parent or whatever it is kind of a dick.
Followers: "we come here to worship you, you are the one we seek" Cthulhu: "no, I don't think I'm the one you all seek" Followers: "then why do you come to our dreams? " Cthulhu: "its just your hallucination maybe" -Dr. Newton, ARD Head Researcher
If it’s supposed to be horror then why is 999 a thing. Or the eyepods which I forgot the number of. Both of which help humanity or are just nice beings
Scp is not a horror genre it's more of a supernatural type but why people always says it's a horror story because that's the general vibe you'd get from reading it
Cultists: *overall crazy shit* 2662: Please stop that Cultists: No 2662: I'm therefore leaving for Nepal immediately, where I intent to live as a goat.
A: This is one of my fave SCPs, what a great story concept. 2: NaturesTemper, fucking great to see him back in the SCP space. C: Great job all of y’all!!
Big thanks to Soomin as always for illustrating this, check out his instagram: @soomincomic
And huge thanks firstly to my patreons HydroBosco and D-3384 for voicing characters and secondly to Nature's Temper for voicing SCP-2662. Nature's Temper has made and continues to make amazing audio adaptations of various horror and creepypasta stories. I've been a fan of his for years, please go check him out: ua-cam.com/users/NaturesTemper
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How dose scp 2662 know what a Bible is? And Budatism
PHYNGLHI MCHLUNACT CTHULHU RL'YEH WAAKNAL FTATGHN
This is a random question what if S.C.P Cain saw Scp 096
face would S.C.P 096 try to kill Cain but end up Killing Itself?
Nice earrap on the start
That moment when the "Lord" of another religion recommends people other religion
"I hear Buddhism is all the rage."
''go read a Bible or something''
Hail lord chanka
I would probably recommend other religions if people worshipped me like that. Jesus Christ I honest to god feel sorry for him
Report: Cthulhu is based af
Literally Cthulhu screaming "Jesus Christ" has got to be the funniest shit i've seen all day.
Pickle rick
Same
How tf does your comment say it was posted 3 days ago when the video was uploaded not even 20 min. ago
@@alexandrobravo8724 he is a member
Members can watch and comment earlier
@@alexandrobravo8724 patreon user
Cult: you are the most powerful God in the universe
Cthulhu: shut up I’m playing Minecraft
GTFO of my room I'm playing Minecraft!!!
I don't think he would ever want to see the breeding mechanic of minecraft after the last incident.
Cult: oh you playin minecraft, I like ya cut G
Cthulu: *_ĐƏMŒÌČ SCREAMING_*
@@BLINDING_Red_STAR ..
I usually am
When a Lovecraftian monster tells you to stop you know you're messed up
You're
A
Dumbass
starfirejordan wher do that fiting in?
@@ohno8589 where*
When cuthulu says 'you need Jesus' then you done goofed somewhere in your life
or i hear buddhsim is all the rage
Jesus is the way my brother's
@@ahardworker2154 seeing this from a christians view is funny
@@ahardworker2154 no
@@davidhatcher7016 ok my brother
Why do I have a feeling he willingly lets himself be contained because he just wants to get away from those guys?
Pretty sure that's the whole point if him being there
I do. I’m just here to get away from them
I think he willingly turned himself in the foundation just so he could be left alone and protect others
@@skuemr3871 exactly
@@Arigiske do you want help with the cults I'll get my bfg9000 and super shotgun if you need me
The only scp where he hates his own followers or feel uncomfortable:
Me?
*"What the fuck!? Stop!"*
*"im barely legal!"*
Zadanoire 0203 beat me to it
@@Zadanoire
*OWO DADDY GIWE ME YOUR SEXY TENTACWES*
@@Zadanoire he's only 200 years old and if anime has taught me anything he need to be at least 2000 years old to be legal(appearance doesn't matter either as long as he's 2000+ he can look like he's 12)
"I'm only 200 hundred years old, I'm barely legal" best quote
It’s Immortal ppl rules
Tbh i wanted to hug him after they drove him into the cold shower x.x
@Ian Yoder but this version ismt xD
Barely
I mean he is a god so...
"I'm like only 200 years old I'm barely legal" this dude is the best scp for a scary evil god he seems cool
What is the legal age to form a cult?
@@joe8074 2000
200 years old is like 10 years old in God years
@@OatmealGrillBlazer if he's barely legal, then he's probably 18 in god years.
so he's probably gonna wait another century.
Kinda makes you how bad this poor guys life has been with so many people doing crazy and insane things in front of him. Seriously I’m surprised he hasn’t gotten PTSD from viewing so much
He is literally the embodiment of
Cthulhu: ”I am not the messiah”
Followers: ”He is the messiah”
"Can you please listen I'm not the Messiah!"
"HE IS THE MESSIAH!"
That is something the messiah would say
@@execrante Thats something a non believer would say for some reason
"can you weirdos listen ? I AIN'T YOUR MESSIAH"
*The D-class begin to engage in group sex*
He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
Lovecraft's Cthulu: a god in his own right of multiple worlds
SCP's Cthulu: has a 50 dollar monthly allowance.
Why not 500 he has yo deal with all this bs every day
@@ChaosDiverShawiii 500 racks up quickly, essentially that would be around over 6000 a year, even for the SCP foundation that is worthwhile money going towards a scp.
though to also be fair, it is probably something Cthulu set himself as to avoid just over spending and being greedy, after all he is there of his own choice, and frankly it gives him time to enjoy a game before moving on to a different one instead of buying tons at once (let alone the fact that imagine him just purchasing the entirety of the steam game library in less than a year)
Gotta play Red Dead 2 tho
It's only because of his fallowers he turned him self in
Well, idk about being a god. But living an easy life with internet and pizza. Is all good
Cuthulu: A Lovecraftian god of madness
Also Cuthulu: "I'm only 200 years old, I'm barely legal!"
Me: **expects cthulu to be in the sea, ruthless and merciless**
Scp illustrated:
Not all scp will be weird
Cthulu: IM JUST A BOY!!
Cult members: REEEEEE BIG GOD MAN GO STAB STAB!
"Look, I know I am literally an Eldritch god and stuff"
"but ya'll need jesus"
This poor man. I feel so bad for him.
Bro they hit the blood nut.
"Go read a bible or something"
"You need it"
He isn’t a god. He is a high preist
Dude is just an oppressed gamer
Cthulu ln folklore: Demonic ghostly being.
Actually cthulu: Seriously can you guys at least wear condoms? Also go get a bible and leave me alone, tryna puff a blunt and play CoD here.
Thomas Sheppard-garcia my nigga Cthulhu just tryna play SnD
He just chilling
tryna puff SCP-420-J
Not folklore. Just some racist dude with a knack for existential horror.
Imagine playing CoD with some guy and he gets angry and starts yelling about he's a great old one and he is the grandson of the greatest evil in all of the Universe.
Giant lizard: wants to destroy Earth
Moving statue: Wants to snap necks because "Crunch"
Literally Cthulhu: Wants to play Call of duty
dude just wants to chill
He do be vibing doe
Why don't they try to terminate 2662's will to live putting 682 play cod against 2662
He vibing like any gamer
Gave 1 star to Call of Cthulhu
Clthulhu: JESUS CHRIST!!
Followers: _confused noises_
Jesus: *extra confused noises*
Jesus Christ is Clthulu's idol confirmed.
@@angrymonkey9925 Auditor: **Eyebrow raised as he stands next to Hank, Sanford, Deimos, 2BD, Jeb, Tricky, Torture and Sheriff who are also confused as shit**
2662 : **Gets personal space invaded by cults**
The foundation : We’re turning your danger level to Keter for that
should be considered safe or euclid lol
He can actually escape himself at anytime and destroy a city, luckily he's pretty chill
Keep in mind keter doesn't actually mean that the scp is dangerous it's just that to contain the anomalous properties that the scp has they need more resources and more carefully executed procedures to do it
Keter doesn’t mean danger level, in this case I think it’s more of. Attracts people to break in so they up the security for that site and his containment
@@avalonpage5985 The SCP classes are the difficulty to contain the SCP without the public knowing it. Consider they CANT block the cult making and THEY break into the Foundation at regular intervalls No matter how well they guard or move his location, he is VERY hard to contain from the public eye.
Thus, He turned into Keter-Class.
Seriously, they have a BREAK-IN like every other month..
"Can you go read a bible or something, you really, really need it"
Ah yes, you know you need help when one of the most well known and feared creatures in all of existence tells you to go read the bible.
Yes the literal embodiment of fear is telling ppl to go read a bible
Bro he just wanted to vibe on his own though they had too ruining his home
@@LemonsO7 totally imagine just trying to vibe and people come in smearing their blood on everything
@@bucketofgondor I think that imagined it too vividly. I don't feel like eating now...
@@samgreen8007 oof sorry
He seems like a nice guy. He's the only SCP I know that is sane like humans.
most humans, dont forget the poor guy has to deal with crazy cultists
Yeah, aside from the fact he's literally the reason they're crazy and killing each other.
You seem to forget about SCP-1230...
@@vodam6970 which is that
@@PinkGoldBeans6197 The book that makes you dream of a DnD campaign
even this guy hates his "followers" for being indecency, and even recommends another religion instead of him, can we have a f in the chat?
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The way he acts like a perfectly normal human is kinda hilarious, and he seems so annoyed with the crazy cults. Not too scared, not too mad, just annoyed
Also,the fact he says to read a Bible to one of his cult members is just perfect
Ikr that's what I'm saying
he even recommends buddhism to one of the cults
its like the cultists are cats, except instead of rats they bring castrated piglets
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y'all need jesus
SCP 2662- I’m not the messiah!
The cultists: HE IS THE MESSIAH!
Nice life of brian reference
hes my messiah (;
SCP 2662’s mother: he is NOT the Messiah, he’s a very naughty boy!!!
I wish you more Likes in the Future
Now you'll have to wait, now can you wait the Messiah will cure your demon possesions in a whil yes.
SCP Foundations lore of Cthulhu: **makes him look like a joke**
H.P. Lovecraft: *BRUH*
I honestly don't mind this cthulhu. He's just a normal being that just wants a normal life like us and minds his business but the people around him just go crazy just by looking at him. This is kind of cthulhus curse that he can't help, makes me feel sorry for him
H.P. lovecraft Ctgulhu is just the scps Cthulhus older brother XD
@@Slashernate
Or his father
@@anextremlyobbisehoovy8254 maybe grandfather
@@somecuriousperson2233 I like this Ctulhu much more to be honest
Cthulhu is pretty much a guy who is coming out of his teen stage, and is really confused in what the hell is going on.
I think he KNOWS what he's expected to be, but he just doesn't know if that's really what he wants to do. Instead of being the evil god of chaos presiding over an enormous cult of worshippers, like he's supposed to be, he thinks he might just prefer to be kind of a slacker deity that plays video games and eats cheetohs all day. I mean who needs worldwide blood-orgies when you have the Fall-Out games to occupy one's time?
@@stack8659 Probably thinks it was greatly improved after that last big update, but still has vast room for further improvement.
So Cthulhu is a gamer
Skyrim has claimed his soul
@Dave van der Meulen so he has yet to become a Chad.
*Damn, Cthulhu telling someone to go read a bible is the funniest shit I've seen al day*
Same
👍
@Antoine Goulet that's a good idea.
Can you guys up the containment level, I’m tired of those religious people coming into my home.
I'll supply some wards if that'd help. Your gaming will go uninterrupted, I swear it!
I'll see if I can talk to the 05 council
just slap the mcshit out of them
@Sir Samwise that might work
We can put up turrets or put your home underwater, perhaps a stack of bibles if they make it to your area you can toss them at them, or we can drown them i guess.. i'll ask the 05 council
Cthulhu in folk lore: A dangerous monster from the depths of the sea
Cthulhu in SCP Lore during ritual: AAWWWWW RIGHT INFRONT OF MY SALAD
Hahah ikr haha
r/cursedcomments
“MY FUCKING FOOD, GOD DAMNIT I JUST TOOK A SHOWER!”
Like Davy Jones from pirates of the Caribbean, but has more manners
Maybe cthulhu is just misunderstood
At this point, he is not to be kept to save humanity. He is in there so he can have just 5 minutes of god damn peace.
For real...feel bad for him
it sounds more like they need to have better outside security for him xD probably should just use robots LOL
*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*
@@no_0riginality937 same
@Antoine Goulet yessss
This has got to be one of my favorite SCP's due to the writing, comedy, and overall personality of what is basically a teenaged Cthulhu.
On another note, the illustrations here, especially of Cthulhu himself, are very good (the voice acting is also very good). I also love the size differences between Cthulhu/his furniture and the humans.
Scp-2662: Why can’t you be normal?!
Followers: *confused screaming*
Cthulhu: does nothing
Followers: TIME TO SACRIFICE PIGS AND OTHER FOLLOWERS.
*SACRIFICE THE WEAK AND YOUNG*
And fricking and stabbing
And freaking s e x
Cthulhu: read a bible, you need it
GROUP BUTTSEX TIME
Cult: *Enters SCP-2662's containment chamber and starts praying*
SCP-2662: GTFO OF MY ROOM I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT
Hp lovecraft universe: Cthulhu is a all powerful elder god.
Scp universe: I just want to play minecraft and not have a crazy cult following me.
Gosh what a creative comment, will there ever be a second?
@@NoSubsWithContent Gosh what a creative reply, will there be a second?
Cultists: *_"HEY SQUIDWARD, HEY SQUIDWARD... ~SQUIDWARD~SQUIDWARD~SQUIDWARD!!!"_*
SCP 2662: **Sad Clarinet Noises**
Ooof
Cthulu: Drinks coffee
Cultist: *ALL HAIL OUR SAVIOUR. READY THE HEAD OF JIMMY*
Jimmy: I am ready
Jimmy, with bloody hands:
I present to you my head, my god.
Humans: * Worship 2662 in the most vile ways possible *
SCP-2662: “Not only is that a violation of health, that’s a violation of human decency.”
Oh my fucking....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 God that’s so true...I kinda feel bad for Cuthulu...seems like a chill dude minding his own business until.....that happens
@Antoine Goulet A normal dude who's SCP power is immunity to all other SCPs would defiantly boost morale for a LOT of the SCPs with more annoying abilities.
Love the reference
“Now, Why would you need two barrels of citric acid? This is a Hwendys.”
Nice jontron reference
I like how they think he’s a god right and he swears to Jesus Christ right in front of them
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Lol and he says im only like 200 years old i'm barely legal
Then what age will he be legal?
This is a genuine question. Like would he be legal when he is 1800 years old or 18000 years old?
@@robinnox it's 1800000000000000000000000000000000
He just wants to be normal or want a normal life maybe his ancestors or HE'S predecessor is maybe the ORIGINAL Chutlu but maybe SCP-2662 denied his ancestry of killing and destroying people's lives, that's my theory of SCP-2662
He's basically Hellboy. He may grow an adult in the next ten thousand years and then he may be a Thaumiel to the facility
I prefer to think that lovecraft and 2662 were friends because lovecraft was immune and 2662 told stories of his friends and acquaintances from which he was inspired to create his horror universe.
@@dr.nowhere7929 love craft would 100% not be a fan. The dude was a racist omniphobe.
@@lordfelidae4505 racist to humans, not aliens, maybe he was interested in him
The fact that Cthulhu says stuff like "Im barely legal" and "Maturity's happening right on time" makes me wonder if there is a whole civilisation that consists of Cthuluhs.
There might be a reason why they live under the sea then
I think he's a son of Cthulhu
khartog01
He may be! “Even if they don’t (let him go out), all I have to do is wait til’ I get stronger”
How would he know? His papa (or mama) told him stuff like that
the sea has a fat ass long snek
@@lancetheking7524 as well as the leviathan
Followers: Does weird things
Cthullu: "Can you guys act normal?
FOR FIVE MINUTES?!"
Cthulhu act like a normal guy, like every guy
He is just practicing to be a pro Minecraft player....
Huge Lovecraftian horror fan here who has recently started enjoying the SCP lore. This is a fantastically different concept and adaptation of Cthulhu for a completely different canon. Love it!
I like the contrast to how Smite portrays this character.
Hi-Rez: The Fallen Dreamer, Destroyer of Olympus, and the Chronic Sustained God of Madness.
SCP Illustrated: Introvert who plays Xbox and most likely watches Good Mythical Morning or Game Grumps.
Mom get out of my room, im playing minecraft !
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I play smite on Xbox as well, he’s probably going to be extremely broken just like every other god that high rez release
I mean, this is literally the SCP article. He didn’t make any of this up.
When a Lovecraftian God yells "Jesus Christ!" you're doing some borderline mad shit
Seriousally, the guy who voiced Cthuhlu did an absolute amazing job of portraying what we think to be an eldritch abomination, to just a regular guy who doesn't like the murder.
The poor guy.
He realy needs a lot of comfort.
But his annomolous effect pretty much throws doubt on every person trying to help, or threatens to corrupt any human friend he might get.
Scp 2662 might be one of the lonliest scps out there :c
It's a good thing people with high mars (which i think are actually surprisingly common in the scp universe) are immune to this stuff, so at the very least he can have some genuine friends if they were ok with the weekly bullshit
343 should visit him
@@ThatBeePerson only downside is some crazy cult would come along and possibly disembowel you in some horrific way.
I know he is a lonely scp and doesn't deserve this and he's classed keter, he should be classed safe.
@@isaiahp.4609 *Y E S! SOME ONE FUCKING ANIMATE THAT!!*
Guys, seriously, stop. He's only 200 years. *_He's barely legal_*
*500 year old loli noises*
owo
uwu
@@seldomstudios6351 very cursed
OvO
Love crafts cthulu: a powerful god that can turn reality upside down
Scp cthulu: a G A M E R
“This is getting out of hand, now there’s [REDACTED] of them!”
-Cthulhu
Noice Phantom menace meme
:)
Get this stunted slime, out of my orgy.
Chthulu:" Jesus christ!"
Followers:" ima pretend i never heard that"
Followers: I'll ignore that
Even for being a feared god, hes actually a chill dude, don't know why hes being bothered, id have a casual conversation with this dude :).
I would sit and play video games with him every day even if it's only for half an hour to an hour
I have a unique ability when playing games so I dont think his ability would bother me
I refuse all religions(they make no sence at all ) and listen to music really loudly in one ear while keeping my headset with mic on the other ear leaving me barely able to here and the focus of a demon when playing games I have no love for anything i like very few items / people so i think I'm safe from his ability
And if I wanted an orgy I would go have one but my dislike to people/things makes it easier to decide what I do in life
@@torvamessor9060 its a hypnotizing ability, its memetic psychic controls will still control you even if you dislike religion and orgy's, the ability hypnotizes the brain so it overrides your dislikes and turns it into a like, so no mater what, you gotta be trained to protect yourself
Scp-2662: "I'm only, like, two hundred years old!
I'm barely legal!"
See: the Fbi does not approve this
The fbi doesn’t know
Your legal at 250 years old.
Nathan Rist
Oh no
@Nathan Rist dude, i'm sure this cannot generate a lot of money, maybe it can work in Japan, but only with the help of [redacted] and his long [redacted], with [redacted] as the film director
Justin Huang- gods are like 2000 or more years old, 200 seems too young to be a fully grown god
11:30
Affected Tau-9: "The people here cage you. With us you may go where you please."
Cthulhu: "You must be kidding. I can leave whenever I want, I just have to ask. Besides, I-"
**THE D CLASS PERSONNAL CONTINUE IN ENGAGING IN GROUP SEX**
LOL BAHAHAHAHA
when youre horny, youre horny.
I love the "I'm only 200 years old! I'm barely legal!" part.
Cthulhu: *trying to live a peaceful life*
Strangers: *does lovecraftian sins that Cthulhu is said to love*
Cthulhu: *violently repulsed and tried to separate himself from the chaos*
Strangers: *continues to be disgusting despite the orders from their god to stop*
Cthulhu: *big sad*
Video: *stays monetized*
SCP illustrated: :D
I feel bad for Cthulhu. He really is not a bad person I guess. Just wants to be at piece
The fact that he tells him to go to Buddhism this is hilarious but I do feel bad for him
1. It's never said in Lovecrafts works that Cthulhu loves any of this.
2. Even if, nothing they do can be considered "sins" since this concept is as alien to the mythos as the mythos is to humans
3. That pathetic thing can't even be considered to be Cthulhu, it's just some bad scp author taking a shit on the mythos.
@@erisk.1707 Shut up nerd
@@luztran9466 A person using nerd as an insult and watching scp videos. My dumb friend, I think you are in the wrong part of town here. Go ahead if you wanna try something creative, or maybe tell me how someone can have such bad taste to like this pile of garbage masquerading as an SCP, well clearly most people here just know Cthulhu from popculture and never read anything of the mythos, but even they should be able to tell how disgustingly bad this wannabe author messed up.
@@erisk.1707 lol
“Will you listen to me? I’m not the messiah!” “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”
HE IS THE MESSIAH!
“HE’S NOT THE MESSIAH! HE’S A VERY NAUGHTY BOY!”
Ian Yoder ....it was a Monty Python reference...
Ian Yoder it’s alright :)
"I hear buddhism is all the rage" LMAO
“I’m only like. Two hundred years old. IM BARELY LEGAL” damn
Now I wonder whats the legal age for a cult
@@undeadslayer2404 18 x 100 so it's 1800 y/o
@@TheMentallyTired so should I call the FBI or is the foundation going to take care of it?
@@undeadslayer2404 by all means go ahead
@@TheMentallyTired Assuming that Cthulhu, in terms of his lifespan, is "reaching maturity" as he suggests, then it could be assumed that he is nearing some form of puberty among his species. Seeing as he is 200 years old, and assuming he reaches puberty at 13 as is common for males, he ages at a rate of 1 year every 15 years. This means he will reach adulthood at 270, and will be 20 in 300.
Chutulu is literally like:
YOU NEED JESUS AND A BIBLE HOLY CRAP JESUS CHRIST MY BREAKFAST
I mean he had eggs, bacon, and evEN MORE BACON FOR YOU MY LORD FRESHLY KILLED SO FRESH IT HASN'T BEEN COOKED- **gets shot by foundation**
@@TroubleMuppet by fake foundation and eaten
I was exposed to Lovecraft at a very early age, like I was probably 9 when I read the dunwich horror, I've had extremely scary and vivid dreams about Cthulhu and Azathoth more than once and have fallen sick because of those dreams. This somewhat eases the fear further providing proof towards the fact that the only real fear is the fear of the unknown.
It is the most primal of fear to look into the darkness and wonder if something is staring back but remember just cause you know the creatures in the dark doesn't mean you know the creatures of the light for they are far scarier
Cultists: *breaks into 2662's chamber* "oh lord almighty"
2662: GET THE [REDACTED] OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRACT
...Minecract?
Minecraft.
_Slams headphones_ *P H A C K*
2662: *Requests PC game*
Image: Playing Mario on an Xbox
Me: *Confused Screaming*
Didn't notice that oh god I'm going blind
Truly the god of madness
Wouldn't imagine any other way
This is the funniest SCP ever. I usually watch SCP for nightmare fuel but I can't resist such goofyness when its done so well.
We did it boys. We got a Keter in color.
Try saying *that* five times.
what now
Sofa ez ez WE MOVE ONTO THE NEXT ONE
@@alucard3689 WHAT :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO esklgksleglseklgmlksemlakglkemsglmakl;gm;laefwedhrdhrtd
That that that that that.
Shit,I just realized it's sound like part of cthuhul's chant
Its sad because he seems like a decent human but then his powers make him dangerous
@LOAN NGUYEN thats alot of scps actually. Just normal, then all of a sudden they realised they had powers and *boom* you're in jail for all eternity.
@LOAN NGUYEN 10/10.. won't even need to get out from my home anymore.. if I got supernatural powers and SCP Does exist irl.
Would completely contain myself in the SCP foundation.. I hate socializing.
This is one of the good examples of: It's Keter because it's hard to contain, not danger level. The scp themselves don't want to hurt anyone, even willingly getting contained, but his anomalous effects make it almost impossible to properly contain it.
i see this SCP and throughout the whole thing i'm like "poor guy, what did he do to deserve this"
4:16 Additional Anomalous Properties: Playing Super Mario Bros. ON AN XBOX!
DUN DUN DUN
nintendo game,xbox controller, playstation console! the plot thickens
The SCP foundation probably has the technology to make a console that can play every game
Must be an emulator
@@aimeers2561 so... a pc?
I love that scp so much
It's just a teen and he looks so done
Leave the poor guys alone to his video games.
He is an introvert XD
I think we can all agree this guy would be nice to hang around with.
Well until you turn into an mindless servant of course. But still....
Floran bowsss to noone
The mindless follower effect happens to random people I think
Why Me? Well he said it also affects people who are often near to him
Just visit him every alternate month, the effect only occurs after a constant 6 months, at least thats how I think it works
@@falco5476 people who are often near him will be mindless but less worshipper and more butler (if that makes sense)
Cthulu: (Ruthless mind reaper from the sea sent to enslave humanity)
Also Cthulu: just a teenager trying to live his life
Hes more of a 20 year old
Maybe this is how he turned into that lmao there was so much of this crap happening he went crazy.
Scarlet King: Rise my dominions! We will rule the world and I will be the only SUPREME God of ALL!
Cthulu boii entering the scene along with some of his 'followers': ahm... Can you take mine too. They're pestering me every single f*cking day of my life and I can't even play my Fortnite. Tata! (*vanishes and goes back to play Fortnite*)
~I find this so funny while imagining it 🤣🙈
I feel like the scarlet king would just look at him look at his "followers" and just sit him down and just be a therapist for him XD
@@Slashernate cthulu boii had seen so many sh*ts during containment breaches so he needs some good therapy eh 😂
@@preciousbaclay8032 I mean I am a therapist for like 10 of my friends at the age of 16 so I might be able to help him :^
@@Slashernate whoa! That's great to hear from someone 👍😊
@@preciousbaclay8032 my own mental health is the worst of all my friends :D
"These dang simps keep busting into my containment cells and offering me stuff and doing wild stuff in my room."
Damn SCP-2662 lives a sad life. His species causes madness in humans and, in turn, the humans slowly turn him mad. It’s a cycle huh.
It's funny hearing him say "go read a bible your really really need it"
Since he’s still growing and his powers aren’t fully developed maybe when he’s old enough he’ll have full control of his cult
@@toaster83 so he'll finally be able to tell those cults to fuck off
Or tell the scp foundation to go fuck off
Bahadur Singh or make his cult buy video games for him.
Cthulu: Hey I'm eating tha-
Follower: *offers freshly deceased piglet and smoothes its organ on his breakfast*
Cthulu: Great I'm Vegan now, thanks a lot, now get out and buy yourself some bible.
I feel bad for cuthulu this time. He just wants to be left alone.
Hey any chance 2662 could meet 343? I think they would get along if they met in person.
You know. . . That would be a GREAT IDEA!
@@zozmoonbow god meets another god?
I vote for this
The idea of Cthulhu living a normal life is so amazing and I want to see it explored more by the community
Daily life with a lovecraftian monster
The wonderful misadventures of *_Cthulhu_*
SCP-2662: *exist*
Cultist: it's free real estate
When a god himself recommends you another religion that's when you learn that you should have chosen another career.
Agreed
He isn’t really a god. He is a high preist for his gods
I almost choked when I started laughing because I heard the line:
*The testes*
I love the way he says “I hear put a buddhism is all the rage” coming from Cthulhu that’s priceless
"I heard buddism is all the rage."
"Containment of SCP-2662 is voluntary"
Me:..... Why?
Cthulhu: I want to get away from those Bastards!
Me:.... They're so Uncivilised!
Cthulhu: IKR?
Huh, he's kinda nice compared to the original version of him
@GoTi4No There were a article called "Skeeve Online" on SCP wiki mentioned he had a dad that had the same cult as he is but scp 2662 hated it and rejected his "parents" legacy, and become an atheist that cause his "parent" to curse him to eternally to have a violent sex cult. I guess his parent or whatever it is kind of a dick.
@@longwlenguyen4214 Jeez, he's just want a peaceful life
@GoTi4No Can’t disappoint the family tradition especially his own old man
"Can you go read a bible or something?"
-Cthulhu
Im surprised by how friendly and civil it is,wow.
Followers: "we come here to worship you, you are the one we seek"
Cthulhu: "no, I don't think I'm the one you all seek"
Followers: "then why do you come to our dreams? "
Cthulhu: "its just your hallucination maybe"
-Dr. Newton, ARD Head Researcher
It just wants to be a normal person, yet all those cults bring him stress.
"The SCP Wiki is supposed to be horror!"
*The SCP Wiki:*
Normies be like:
I think it's not supposed to be horror, I think it's about anomalies and supernatural stuff
If it’s supposed to be horror then why is 999 a thing. Or the eyepods which I forgot the number of. Both of which help humanity or are just nice beings
@@nelraak5233 SCP 131
Scp is not a horror genre it's more of a supernatural type but why people always says it's a horror story because that's the general vibe you'd get from reading it
Cult: literally mas████ating
Cthulhu: but why, why would you do that?
When Cthulhu just wants to vibe.
Cultists: *overall crazy shit*
2662: Please stop that
Cultists: No
2662: I'm therefore leaving for Nepal immediately, where I intent to live as a goat.
Yes
Yes
Aww, poor guy. This is the funniest version of Cthulhu ever 😂
A: This is one of my fave SCPs, what a great story concept.
2: NaturesTemper, fucking great to see him back in the SCP space.
C: Great job all of y’all!!
You: A, 2, C
Me: A, 2, iii
Lochie Griffiths Ooh, that’s snazzy
“The lord commands you to cut the shit”
God that made me fucking laugh
Cthulhu: Stop! I don’t want to be worshipped
Emperor of mankind: first time?
Will at least logar isn't around-
Logar in the corner with a pen and a book out
You know you're doing it wrong when your god is asking help to other religions
I absolutely love the idea that the SCP Foundation has Ctchulhu in the basement and he has a video game allowance
he's just chillin, he's basically a 343 situation
"i can get out, i like it here though"
Cthulhu must've been like: *"Y'all need Jesus"*
also Jesus: I see this as an absolute win