I’m about to make millions by designing a mansion, but instead of an interior, I burn it all and ruin it. Rich people would still eat it up. Half the couch is going to be torn and burnt to ashes, the bed ‘mattress’ will be made of marble (elegant, yet so very bad for your back), the front door will just be a cheap screen door from Home Depot, the chandelier will hang so low you can’t avoid hitting your head on it on the way in, I’ll spray graffiti on the walls myself (and I’m not a very good artist of course, but that’s okay because art is subjective, and this is my masterpiece), and the kitchen won’t even have many appliances, just a fridge and a microwave because “less is more.” Simplicity is beautiful...
@@amgoose3493 and when he wants a date night with Tianna he has to do a well choreographed dance with props to coax her into thinking he's the prime mating partner
Looking from the outside, the house doesn’t seem bad. But then you go inside and it looks the aftermath of a clown orgy. Everything was so random, one place was colorful, another place had a zebra theme, and then some places look really nice.
@@langtonyeah9669 they obviously meant the physical 3D shape known as a Sphere, nobody believes that a two dimensional object can seamlessly exist within the third dimension, and no, a picture on a screen doesn’t count, im talking about an object that is only visible from a certain angle due to the fact that the remainder of its diameter isn’t in our third dimension, an actual physical object that is two dimensional, sitting within the third dimension. TL/DR I dont care how smart you may ass, my ass will out-smart yours consistantly.
@@miaalmeida4787 if imma live in a vintage house it better have bear skin rugs, a library, a fire place, cozy red furnishings, four poster wooden bed, the works dude
Being near an ocean is kind of worth it to some people though. Tbh. Sure a 13 million dollar house in Montana can be gigantic and full of amenities (albeit having to choose to live in Montana) But the ocean/beach is kind of a biggie.
Honestly, coming from a designer with four years of interior design experience under my belt I quite like the house. The "messiness" of the design is treated as actually really tasteful accents, the house treats itself as an art piece and knows what it is. Sounds like you are just angry you can't afford it.
I like how Charlie thinks Pierce Brosnan only ever acted in James Bond movies when the man has been in movies and tv shows before and after being James Bond lmao. James Bond is just his most recognizable role.
Charlie: “ if I had that kind of money I would open up an entirely new city where everyone who lives there aims to be the worlds best in one specific field to create super humans, just constantly dump money into the program” BRUH imagine
I mean, he has lots of twitch subscribers, get's donations there (can see 1k donation around his cam), pumps out youtube videos few times a week with million+ views usually, etc etc.
My mother and sister watch it regularly and I really enjoy it too. It's fun to bitch about the poor taste of some or look at some cool houses, especial the big american ones, you guys just have soo much space
You know what? I love it. At least it has personality and character. Maximalism decor isn't for everyone, I get that. But there's nothing I hate more than the all-white decor with no warmth or originality of any sort. This decor is EXACTLY what I love lol . Except for some of the wallpapers, but I looove the furniture.
this one might not be everyone's taste, but atleast it had taste compared to the granite marble nightmare in New York. At least the bathroom doesn't steal the joy from your soul
@@Oxygen1004 god those two places, the biohazard waste mansion and the marble+granite nightmare lol some of the worst home designs ever. My eyes needed bleach after those.
It's definitely a choice, it's very colourful. I wouldn't personally want a house furnished like this but hey.... You do you I guess, right? But yeah wayy better than the marble madness from that one place.
dr seuss's aesthetic has so much potential for beauty, but no, they had to go for a weird dr seuss x minimalist aesthetic. i can't wait for minimalism to d-word off.
@JACKSEPTICEYE'S DAD DESERVED IT LMFAO I'm sure your parents are really proud of you. But to be real you either grew up without them as an orphan or they just hate you.
That mansion is the product of when you execute something you thought looked good in your head (Also Charlie I made something tributing ur older commercial style vids)
I don’t know if Charlie knows but Pierce Brosnan has been in approximately 67 movies... he didn’t just play James Bond 4 times and retire, also he was an actor for about 15 years before playing Bond
Well shit, we all know, it's like that with every Bond, we know D Craig has had other roles but I think most people only recognize him for Bond, the same thing with Roger Moore and Connery. Shit if you asked me anything about any other movie they ever did, my brain would lag worse than an old shitty PC trying to load fucking Minecraft.
"just have someone check your work so the house won't collapse, but then just go wild" Yup that's the life of a structural engineer... Those damn architects just want to do the weirdest stuff and expect it to be structurally sound
My family's got a smart house, and let me tell you, I'd rather walk up and turn the lights on and off myself than opening my phone and doing that. If one light or curtain or whatever u got hooked up breaks, the whole house breaks. LOL It's probably the fault of whoever set up the smart system, but it's so frustrating.
"The wallpaper looks like it was made with Crayon" Well now that you said it, i eagerly await to see the $26 million dollar house made entirely with crayons
9:00 "it's probably haunted?" Me: "yea, probably from the souls of workers that died then just built over top of." Charlie: "ya probably is, do you know how many workers died transporting all that marble here? They just buried them." Salute Charlie.
Imagine waking up at night in a cold sweat, super dehydrated, pounding headache, dizzy and nauseous, you turn on the lights and have to see that main room
I actually appreciate the houses like the first one more than the purgatory of most modern mansions. It might be ugly but at least it has personality instead of being a void.
I can't imagine being able to live in that house for more than one day without getting sick. The amount of random colors, white, pastel and all makes me feel sick. It makes me feel like I'm back in my Elementary school building and it's not a pleasant feeling.
I’ma be real here, I like the vibrancy. I would do away with some of the obnoxious colored walls and the stupid rich people things like the peeling bed frame but overall, I like the variety of colors and I can vibe with this.
To be honest I really like the colors in the dr Seuss house They look really nice and happy to me The bedrooms looked really depressing but like The bright green and reds and blues and stuff make me happy The black floral wallpaper was really repulsive lol But i really like the more colorful parts
We've seen Charlie rip on over expensive, weird and pretty gross houses that only the super rich would bother buying. But now, we must see, what's Charlie's dream house?
Going off how interested and invested Charlie is with certain things he watches on UA-cam, ex) Ordinary Sausage, slapping, possibly more. It wouldn’t surprise me if he learned how to install marble in his house and made a video of it in the style of the toilet video.
This gives maximalism a bad name, I want the maximalism where I have a room just full of shiny rocks and old books. I want a kitchen full of every weird ass pink berry kitchen gadget I can get my hands on. I WANT A BATHROOM FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH PRODUCT SHELVES AND CROW CHILD DECORATIONS GOD DAMN IT!
at least they got some value, unlike NYC's terrible commercial shop. (Louis rossman visited a dilapated, molded, burned and gutted first-floor of a building in suburban area. the stairs were missing btw) sold for a million.
If I remember correctly, that "Evergreen Crystal Palace" place is an abandoned (or at least uninhabited) mansion on Table Rock Lake in southwestern Missouri.
Pierce Brosnan time as James Bond not only gave the franchise a lot of money in the movies but they also got him on succesful videogames, I don't think a single soul of my generation never played or heard Goldeneye for the Nintendo 64.
2:10 I’m in architecture school rn and I can confirm that this is exactly what teachers want you to do and punish you for designing normal realistic projects. Pretty annoying
On the plus side, if a child scribbled on the wall, you could easily pass it off as a masterpiece and bump up the price
@nothing just look why
I’m about to make millions by designing a mansion, but instead of an interior, I burn it all and ruin it. Rich people would still eat it up. Half the couch is going to be torn and burnt to ashes, the bed ‘mattress’ will be made of marble (elegant, yet so very bad for your back), the front door will just be a cheap screen door from Home Depot, the chandelier will hang so low you can’t avoid hitting your head on it on the way in, I’ll spray graffiti on the walls myself (and I’m not a very good artist of course, but that’s okay because art is subjective, and this is my masterpiece), and the kitchen won’t even have many appliances, just a fridge and a microwave because “less is more.” Simplicity is beautiful...
ayooo im buying considering the magnificent interior its a S T E A L
@@hectichive889 Well...you tried and that's all that matters at the enda the day.
Ahhh capitalism
Charlie's millionaire mansion would just be a marble quarry that he filled with random shiny gadgets he found like a magpie
Can’t forget sex toys, he’d have a room dedicated to the splorch
At the very bottom he just has his stream setup, in the backround you can just see people mining in the quarry
It's just a pile of marble rubble formed into a nest with little trinkets and treasures stuck into it
Got a good laugh out of me
@@amgoose3493 and when he wants a date night with Tianna he has to do a well choreographed dance with props to coax her into thinking he's the prime mating partner
Looking from the outside, the house doesn’t seem bad. But then you go inside and it looks the aftermath of a clown orgy. Everything was so random, one place was colorful, another place had a zebra theme, and then some places look really nice.
dont worry, mansions seem bad to me regardless
The interior designer was just garbage, the actual design of the house looks good
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"You've got cubes you've got circles" Bro was just grasping for straws at that point
Ah, yes. Three dimensional geometric shapes. Very epic.
@@TheVibes101 one of them is 2d
@@langtonyeah9669 they obviously meant the physical 3D shape known as a Sphere, nobody believes that a two dimensional object can seamlessly exist within the third dimension, and no, a picture on a screen doesn’t count, im talking about an object that is only visible from a certain angle due to the fact that the remainder of its diameter isn’t in our third dimension, an actual physical object that is two dimensional, sitting within the third dimension.
TL/DR I dont care how smart you may ass, my ass will out-smart yours consistantly.
@@carlwheezerofsouls3273 Not reading all that shit don’t care
I don’t mean to blow your mind but they seem to also have… RECTANGLES.
Rich folks be like "This house is so livable!" while standing in the middle of a minimalist rendition of the Winchester Mansion.
Rich guy: It’s a very nice house, I’d say anyone could live here!
The house: Literally covered in solid gold.
@@omegawilliam95s36 I mean if you have food and water also internet... I "could" live there happily
I don't understand how The Sims players can design better-looking interiors, or an entire house even, than some of these real life designers.
ikr some designers just wanna be unique so bad it’s humiliating
my first thought of a response would be budget but godamn 13mil you could do so much better for so much less
@@moshymeg yeah they try too hard to make something new it ends up looking bad
I’m not even a good sims builder but I could easily make a much better mansion, and could probably get it to only 1/4 the price for the same size
Even my house in Minecraft looks pretty amazing
as a south african i can honestly say, our homes don't all look like kids were set loose in the home with crayons
As a South African I would get beat to shit and back if I even attempted to ruin perfectly white walls and curtains like that
@@akhil_kasiram and that's on trauma
@@malahape aaand you made it cringe 💀
Just here for roll call
@@chrismac1507 ma se gat
I've never seen a house look so obnoxiously modern yet still look like my grandma designed the furniture and wallpaper arrangement.
I like floral motifs :(
its called french shabby chic. its vintage, its supposed to look like this
"obnoxiously modern"
What?
@@miaalmeida4787 if imma live in a vintage house it better have bear skin rugs, a library, a fire place, cozy red furnishings, four poster wooden bed, the works dude
@@rrefim_ means like... gave up on trying to make things detailed and good, and was just like "can't be bad if there isn't any detail"
You can get the same size house for 1/5 the price by just NOT being near an ocean or lake...
Long pp
Orang oogus?
Being near an ocean is kind of worth it to some people though. Tbh. Sure a 13 million dollar house in Montana can be gigantic and full of amenities (albeit having to choose to live in Montana) But the ocean/beach is kind of a biggie.
@@AndrewBarsky Nowadays it's probably cheaper to build an indoor pool with a beach aesthetic than to live next to an ocean or lake.
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The architects aren't having it easy, the interior designers are. They throw the grossest shit together and it becomes art.
And the floorplans make no sense.
This is what a kids dream mansion would look like if they had to design one.
ignore the cucks above me
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Unless dr. Seuss himself is buried within the foundation, I wouldn't even waste time spitting at that place
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Why though? Even though it's ugly and not worth the 13 mil, I could live there if I didn't have to pay, that is.
Honestly, coming from a designer with four years of interior design experience under my belt I quite like the house. The "messiness" of the design is treated as actually really tasteful accents, the house treats itself as an art piece and knows what it is. Sounds like you are just angry you can't afford it.
@@themcguy1 just because it’s good in theory doesn’t mean people like it, and being expensive doesn’t help either.
Brosnan's mansion at least looks comfortable, like a real place that someone might actually want to live in.
Yeah, that one was one of the few I like tbh
Yeah, it looks pretty comfy.
Cause someone probably live on it before
This guy likes nothing lol
I like it, but not 100M like it.
I like how Charlie thinks Pierce Brosnan only ever acted in James Bond movies when the man has been in movies and tv shows before and after being James Bond lmao. James Bond is just his most recognizable role.
It's just like how I only remember Dolph Lundgren as Ivan Drago from Rocky IV.
@@MK_ULTRA420 He was in daddy daycare 2
Charlie: “ if I had that kind of money I would open up an entirely new city where everyone who lives there aims to be the worlds best in one specific field to create super humans, just constantly dump money into the program” BRUH imagine
that's basically the premise of bioshock lol
There's a word for that Eugenics
@@ceedott i couldn't tell if he was referring to BioShock or that metal bending city from Legend of Korra.
How long until murderous robo bears move in and cause the end of the world?
@@Captianmex1C0 that is not what eugenics is lol
This house feels like it's designed by someone who made a house in Minecraft and thought to himself that he can be an architect
Don’t click the link, lame ass song
@@ericpeterson541 thank you :)
the actual house is fine it’s just the colours it’s like someone just discovered coloured concrete in the creative mode menu and went ham
minecraft learning program be like:🤐😓😓
Did u just type what critikal already said in the first min lmao
When Charlie becomes a millionaire, he should make a city where only people shorter than him can live, so he can finally feel tall for once
He’s worth a couple mill
I mean, he has lots of twitch subscribers, get's donations there (can see 1k donation around his cam), pumps out youtube videos few times a week with million+ views usually, etc etc.
He makes like 40k a month. Im sure he's got a million
@@jw3384 It'd have to have been that way for 25 months straight.
according to google Charlie is worth 13 million.
These house reviews brings me back to the days of my parents always watching HGTV and complaining about how our house looked ugly.
My mom and her sisters love HGTV I can't stand it
my mom and dad wont ever stop watching hgtv i cant stand it either 😭 like they literally dont watch anything else send help
@@jjanggulane both me and my dad can't stand HGTV but both of my parents watch politics all day
My mother and sister watch it regularly and I really enjoy it too. It's fun to bitch about the poor taste of some or look at some cool houses, especial the big american ones, you guys just have soo much space
You know what? I love it. At least it has personality and character. Maximalism decor isn't for everyone, I get that. But there's nothing I hate more than the all-white decor with no warmth or originality of any sort.
This decor is EXACTLY what I love lol . Except for some of the wallpapers, but I looove the furniture.
U talking about the Suess house right? Hell yeah, ❤️
A series where these architects invite Charlie over to record and rate the mansion himself as they give him a personal tour would be amazing
Some of these interior designs look like something my dad would see a tutorial for on tik tok and then try to recreate to flex on our relatives
Why's your dad on meth?
It feels like if someone did a pastel artwork but wrong
LOOL I can see that being true 😂
r/rareinsults!
this one might not be everyone's taste, but atleast it had taste compared to the granite marble nightmare in New York. At least the bathroom doesn't steal the joy from your soul
and there isn't a counter full of medical waste
@@Oxygen1004 god those two places, the biohazard waste mansion and the marble+granite nightmare lol some of the worst home designs ever. My eyes needed bleach after those.
It's definitely a choice, it's very colourful. I wouldn't personally want a house furnished like this but hey.... You do you I guess, right? But yeah wayy better than the marble madness from that one place.
I liked the house quite a bit honestly
whats the granite marble one i havent seen it
Sleeping in this house would be a nightmare. It'd be like light mode is on 24/7
And on rainy days it must be so sad. Better shut the blinds it's more cozy.
dr seuss's aesthetic has so much potential for beauty, but no, they had to go for a weird dr seuss x minimalist aesthetic. i can't wait for minimalism to d-word off.
I really like how he says "cubes and circles" while the camera goes by a pillar of hexagons
If Charlie doesn’t review your luxury house then you know your House is good
first reply that isn't some dumbass bot lmao
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@JACKSEPTICEYE'S DAD DESERVED IT LMFAO I'm sure your parents are really proud of you. But to be real you either grew up without them as an orphan or they just hate you.
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@@_HypeR_7 summed it up perfectly
That mansion is the product of when you execute something you thought looked good in your head
(Also Charlie I made something tributing ur older commercial style vids)
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@@AverageAmerican_ everywhere i go, i see your face
accurate
I don’t know if Charlie knows but Pierce Brosnan has been in approximately 67 movies... he didn’t just play James Bond 4 times and retire, also he was an actor for about 15 years before playing Bond
Well shit, we all know, it's like that with every Bond, we know D Craig has had other roles but I think most people only recognize him for Bond, the same thing with Roger Moore and Connery. Shit if you asked me anything about any other movie they ever did, my brain would lag worse than an old shitty PC trying to load fucking Minecraft.
If you played James bond you're probably known for playing James bond
I legit cried at 6:59
“No marble. What a piece of shit.” 💀
8:54
They're so rich, yet can't afford a complete chess set.
It’s not even set up correctly lmao
What we don't realize is Charlie is just looking for his next home
"just have someone check your work so the house won't collapse, but then just go wild"
Yup that's the life of a structural engineer... Those damn architects just want to do the weirdest stuff and expect it to be structurally sound
Id honestly love to become a structural engineer but my biggest fear is Architects.
Charlie can make the most boring videos entertaining we have to appreciate this man
He can make any boring videogame entertaining to watch as well
He can watch paint dry and grass grow and I would watch it
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@Tim Lockwood facts
me designing a rich person's house with only 90 degree angles and circles because my mouse is broken and autocad's snap to point is a lifesaver
I've found from watching these, that the less expensive, the cooler, more practical, and more livable a house is
Fun fact: The most money ever paid for a cow in an auction was $1.3 million
I post videos about these topics regularly on my youtube channel, if you want to please consider checking it out!
You rlly hit us with an old fun fact comment
@about you stop
Best burger I ever ate
That IS fun!
Me watching from my parents basement:
"Only 13 million? Disgusting."
"What is this, a gender reveal room? Why is everything blue and pink?" Takes the title of funniest thing i heard all day.
Ok it's a difficult choice now.
If Charlie were to do a show like this he could call it “Moist’s Marble Mansions”
My family's got a smart house, and let me tell you, I'd rather walk up and turn the lights on and off myself than opening my phone and doing that. If one light or curtain or whatever u got hooked up breaks, the whole house breaks. LOL It's probably the fault of whoever set up the smart system, but it's so frustrating.
13 Million Dollar House: *exists*
Charlie: "This looks like something I made in Minecraft"
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anyone gonna talk about how he literally described hope's peak acadamy at the end??
I thought the same, I was like "there's an entire game series based on that"
Charlie would be a fantastic Dangonronpa character ngl
@@-perge "Ultimate actor"
Ultimate Sex Toy Wielder
I'm laughing at all of his jokes, but deep down, I actually kind of really like the first clown mansion he looked at, it's very colorful and cheery.
I liked a lot of the rooms but parts of it just seemed out of place personally
Yeah I really liked it too, actually.
So many of of the houses feel cold and unwelcoming but I'd actually would like to spend time in that one
yeah other than the wallpaper the first two rooms were genuinely super cool
ngl I liked the bady pink and blue
Bro same... Overpriced? Yes. But I liked it
I actually really love the rainbow pastel colors of the living room area. The rest of it feels very grandma, but the living room is great.
The bond mansion actually looks pretty fucking lit, way better than the other messes of marble, glass, and gold
Funny thing is Charlie can afford all of this juicy real estate if he only sold his card collection and went to rehab
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At 13:25 charlie accidentally described hopes peak academy from danganronpa in a nutshell lol
Charlie literally just described Hope's peak academy at the end there
I was thinking the same thing 😭😭
Or Rapture from Bioshock
Aw shit.
"there should be a whole room where you walk in and it simulates the universe, you never have to go outside" I fucking lost it
Love how he’s gone from dissing houses to genuinely liking some
"The wallpaper looks like it was made with Crayon"
Well now that you said it, i eagerly await to see the $26 million dollar house made entirely with crayons
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9:00 "it's probably haunted?"
Me: "yea, probably from the souls of workers that died then just built over top of."
Charlie: "ya probably is, do you know how many workers died transporting all that marble here? They just buried them."
Salute Charlie.
LOL Genius
Anything that costs millions:
*M A R B L E*
Also *a R t*
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Charlie literally wants a city based on daganronpa
despite everything, it's still not as bad as that insanely ugly pills/butterfly NYC apartment by some scam "artist". nothing could top that jfc
it's like they took a random medical clinic, emptied it out and made a house out of it after barfing rainbows and sparkles all over
clown diareha everywhere
I love the bright pink couches and rainbow chairs, they must have hired the pill artist from last time
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8:54 god bless whoever was staging this place when they came upon this chess board, they tried their hardest
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could they not just take 5 seconds to google the placement? lol
i’m glad someone else noticed that, i was dying
Imagine waking up at night in a cold sweat, super dehydrated, pounding headache, dizzy and nauseous, you turn on the lights and have to see that main room
Honestly I agree with Charlie here. If I’m rich, I better be living like Tony Stark or I don’t want it
when you have so much money you don't know what to do, you build a house that u once imagined in kindergarten, yes that house
This would actually be a decent house if they didn't make it look like the aftermath of a gender reveal party
Only 13 million, how C h e a p
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I actually appreciate the houses like the first one more than the purgatory of most modern mansions. It might be ugly but at least it has personality instead of being a void.
the perfect example of "you can... but you shouldn't" I've ever seen
I can't imagine being able to live in that house for more than one day without getting sick. The amount of random colors, white, pastel and all makes me feel sick. It makes me feel like I'm back in my Elementary school building and it's not a pleasant feeling.
On god it’s so unpleasant
On god it’s so unpleasant
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I’ma be real here, I like the vibrancy. I would do away with some of the obnoxious colored walls and the stupid rich people things like the peeling bed frame but overall, I like the variety of colors and I can vibe with this.
i thought the couches were really cool
The colors made me physically recoil in disgust
To be honest
I really like the colors in the dr Seuss house
They look really nice and happy to me
The bedrooms looked really depressing but like
The bright green and reds and blues and stuff make me happy
The black floral wallpaper was really repulsive lol
But i really like the more colorful parts
We've seen Charlie rip on over expensive, weird and pretty gross houses that only the super rich would bother buying. But now, we must see, what's Charlie's dream house?
just a big fleshlight you can crawl into
10:06 “Nicholas ur a scam artist”
What do u expect, the man is literally named Nicholas *street*
Going off how interested and invested Charlie is with certain things he watches on UA-cam, ex) Ordinary Sausage, slapping, possibly more. It wouldn’t surprise me if he learned how to install marble in his house and made a video of it in the style of the toilet video.
This gives maximalism a bad name, I want the maximalism where I have a room just full of shiny rocks and old books. I want a kitchen full of every weird ass pink berry kitchen gadget I can get my hands on. I WANT A BATHROOM FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH PRODUCT SHELVES AND CROW CHILD DECORATIONS GOD DAMN IT!
This actually looks a lot better than those other houses that he looked at
I'm loving this new "terrible rich people houses" series
@S A shut
Me to. I love when charlie react to mundane topics and then he makes it entertaining
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I personal like the colors BUT no way in hell would pay so much for something i could do myself.
I just don't understand why these homes cost so much. They are not that great really
Marketing
Location.
status
Probably the amount of money that went into building them. Gotta turn a profit somehow.
at least they got some value, unlike NYC's terrible commercial shop. (Louis rossman visited a dilapated, molded, burned and gutted first-floor of a building in suburban area. the stairs were missing btw) sold for a million.
I love that in Charlie's mind, the only thing Pierce Brosnan has ever been in is the James Bond movies
2:36 and the shnozzberries taste like shnozzberries
9:29 my mans really tried to recreate Korin’s tower.
I can't imagine myself paying millions of dollars for marble walls with random light colors being splashed on it
I feel like rich people just try to make their house as random or chaotic as possible now just so they can be featured in Charlie’s channel
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I love that lights aren't just lights they are "transcending the experience of normal lights"
If I remember correctly, that "Evergreen Crystal Palace" place is an abandoned (or at least uninhabited) mansion on Table Rock Lake in southwestern Missouri.
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"I have a strange addiction to watching horrible multi-million mansions."
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Staying there for like one night would be interesting but living there would feel like I'm on a permanent acid trip.
Charlie is a man of many talents, one of those talents includes a interior designer
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Charlie is an expert of everything
13:17 Charlie is just explaining how the Hunter Association works in HxH
I actually personally love this one. Not functionally, I wouldn't want to live here, but I love the aesthetic and architecture.
I can just imagine the house tourists being all depressed because they go back to their middle class house after touring mansions all day long
I'd be glad to be back inside my sane 4 walls tbh...
"The house of the future" is literally what I used to draw as a kid when asked to draw a treehouse
Charles: "MARBLES?"
Me: No. Your disappointment is immeasurable, and your day is ruined.
Charlie: everything’s made out of marble, who would want that.
Also Charlie: 5 million and no marble?!
Pierce Brosnan time as James Bond not only gave the franchise a lot of money in the movies but they also got him on succesful videogames, I don't think a single soul of my generation never played or heard Goldeneye for the Nintendo 64.
"No marble,what a piece of shit."
I love Charlie
There’s a fine line between smart home and marble lsd labyrinth
0:59 And this color scheme is what we in the home decorating industry like to call, "cotton candy seizure."
good lord so many bots
2:10 I’m in architecture school rn and I can confirm that this is exactly what teachers want you to do and punish you for designing normal realistic projects. Pretty annoying
Honestly the first house looks much better than that one 500 million dollars worth house