@@Frisk718 bro your "dirty gen z mind" is no different than any other generation, what child would not laugh at Titicaca. Don't bring gen z into this. And your mind is not dirty, it's immature.
I would like to use this opportunity to tell everyone that the monkey is literally just called "nose-monkey" in my mother language. Edit: Didn't expect it to be so much fun to leave people guessing which language I could possibly mean. Either way, it's very informative to read the different translations.
How do you even gather your thoughts in order to think that fish is "adorable" it looks like jello with various souls inside, although Robert the watcher is a reasonable name for it tbh
Someone else said he has the energy of a 4th hrader who's taking the blame for their friends desperately trying to explain it was him to the teacher who knows he's too stupid or innocent to pull it off
Swedish animal names are brilliant, we have a snake called "huggorm" translated to english as "a snake that bites" and guess what it does? It bites! Just brilliant stuff.
Knowing what I do about this bloke from watching everything that emanates from his various orifices for the last calendar year, what you just said is probably the nicest thing anyone has said about him this week and he’s likely genuinely flattered.
Your stance throughout the video, especially in the first five seconds, reminds me of a toddler adamantly explaining their day plans to their parents and I love it
I love that the ancient Egyptian name for cat is Mew, like the sound it makes, like some Egyptian dude walked up to a cat and was like “What are you?” And the cat just goes “Meow,” and the dude is just like “Oh ok then.”
Scientists are a very mixed bag when it comes to naming (and certain things already have a strict convention). You have everything from restriction enzymes like EcoRI, the first enzyme from E. Coli strain RYB found to the Sonic Hedgehog Protein named as such because heehee mutation make fruit fly embryo spiky.
I honestly just imagine documentaries of these animals and their new names and it's honestly the best thing ever having a monotone, silky voice go "AHH" in your head a bunch of times 😂😂😂
@@RobocopStealerOfFridges “The AHH immediately consumes the Lake Titicaca Frog, swiftly and effectively. The AHH has had its meat and is satisfied”
I swear Dutch is even better, the words describe things based on function or looks like "neusaap" for the first animal is literally nose monkey so and skunk is "stinkdier" so stink like smelly and dier is animal ...
I love the image of some guy going looking at his friend and going "oh here comes a snoot" and they both look over and just see that thing waddling around like an obese penguin, and the friend just goes "oh"
I'd personally call the last one banshee fish. I guess that and AAHH should both be used. Also, I love how the other two names make no sense but still describe the vibes those animals give off to me.
“Snoot” Monkey and “Glunk” Frog unironically sound like great animal names
AHH..........
I was going to say the name of the frog was spot on
The perfect crime-fighting team!
Snoot gloomph
Funny thing, that monkey is literally called "nose monkey" in Germany.
"Here comes a snoot." Is a great sentence that I need to hear in the next 20 years.
Here come the snoot.
Your welcome, don't thank me.
@@SCPZenith lemme put this in Google translate to hear it... alright my life is complete
@@UnhappySisyphus Good job!
@@SCPZenith lol
it really sounds like something out of a
Doctor Seuss book
"Watch out!"
"What?"
"IT'S AN AHH"
"Oh no"
Alternatively;
“AHH!!”
“What?? Where?”
“Behind you 😢”
“Titicaca” had me on the floor💀
Bros 7😭
HELP GEN Z IS TOO DIRTY MINDEDDDD 💀💀💀
@@Frisk718 bro your "dirty gen z mind" is no different than any other generation, what child would not laugh at Titicaca. Don't bring gen z into this. And your mind is not dirty, it's immature.
@@curveball7495 dont gotta be so rude, jeez.
@@curveball7495 and either way, i never said i thought it was funny, & my mind is still immature?
Before you said your proposed name for the last one, I said "Ahh" out loud. I guess it's officially the new name for that fish.
NAHHHH
I agree.
Ok
same. just with more emphasis on the AAH part
AHH
"here comes the Snoot" sold me with that 🤣
Janusz*
@@legocentryk what
@@lordcheezitv1700 poland reference
Or “here comes the snoob” idk snoob just kinda fits
I would like to use this opportunity to tell everyone that the monkey is literally just called "nose-monkey" in my mother language.
Edit: Didn't expect it to be so much fun to leave people guessing which language I could possibly mean. Either way, it's very informative to read the different translations.
Is youre mother language dutch?
@@joaniewelleman5566is assumedly Greek since Proboscis comes from Greek.
nasique in french, nas- means nose so the monkey is basically called nosed
What language?? Seems a lot of languages do this I was thinking swedish "näsapa".
@@joaniewelleman5566neus aap
Bro his shirt 💀💀
Get this man a science degree
tf no 💀
@@RandomGamer- shut he needs a science degree
@@gunnarhaley5069 no he mf doesn't
At least you were somewhat original and intelligent
Wildlife biology degree?
First two would be good names if you were caring for them at a zoo
Last one is the reaction you have when you see it
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First one should be named villager monke
im your 2000th like
I find the marine hatchet fish adorable, so I vote on calling it "Robert the Watcher" cause it just looks like a Robert the Watcher
Lol
How do you even gather your thoughts in order to think that fish is "adorable" it looks like jello with various souls inside, although Robert the watcher is a reasonable name for it tbh
The "Snoot" is Polands favorite monkey, trust me
"I lost my virginity while listening to Alvin flames" is ICONIC
😂
69th like
Wtf
@@JacobFromStateFarm55555jis shirt says it
My. Name is alvin
“Ahh” is actually a fitting name for the hatchet fish cause when it opens its mouth, it looks like it’s terrified and screaming.
I would name it the xorgz
Nah it looks like it’s opening wide, about to hunt me for sport.
@@kosna it finna give you that slurp slurp 9000
It is not terrified and screaming, it is in pain and screaming.
Wysi
The lake Citicaca frog fr sounds like a middle schooler named it 😭
Bro looking like he got some carrots in exchange for an entire emerald
Snoot looks like that one uncle who's not actually your uncle but your family invites him to all family get-togethers.
Snoot be a villager at this point 💀
Aka Polish Janusz
@@hanjisung01 10 dollars for 🍌
Lol he’s just some old Greek guy who showed up one day but he’s cool.
In Polish it's Nosacz, so basicly noser
“I lost my virginity while listening to Alvin Flames.”
i’m surprised no one else is talking about that
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@@Susboi-yt1ih 💀💀
@@gamblingcat8205same
at least someone noticed the shirt
Even the fish looked startled at its own existence
That's not Snoot, but Janusz, the national Polish animal.
"I am scared of the fish, and its name reminds me of it."
"This fish?"
"AHH"
"AHH"
"AAHHHH"
*continues for eternity*
*AHHHHHHHHHH*
AHHHH
AHHHHH
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHH
dude’s energy is constantly between terrified and on the brink of tears
Someone else said he has the energy of a 4th hrader who's taking the blame for their friends desperately trying to explain it was him to the teacher who knows he's too stupid or innocent to pull it off
@@purrtycatinthebox5426 that’s actually so true tho wtf
Like Jordan Howlett
@@spamrisk7784 I was thinking the same thing! It’s so nice to see another Jordan fan!
The last one looks like a alien ship
Yep, Snoot is definitely the perfect name for the proboscus monkey lol
the fish's new name "RUN AND SCREAM" even though were probably under water
That's a villager's ancestor for sure.
Why is this comment so underrated 🗿
Someone actually made a theory about that💀💀
or Rastapopolous from Tintin
@@AntatidaeEnthusiastcause I dunno youtube built diffrent but this comment is peak science
THE WEED LIKE COUNT IS KILLING ME
Nah bruh we can name the first one "Villager Monkey" 😂
Oh my god, how did I not think of that.👌
Perfection👍. +1 like +1 comment
Nah man that's Squidward's cousin
Testificate monkey
@@N3xus_Gaming the squidager monke
"I lost my virginity while listening to Alvin flames" 💀
"Snoot"? Nah, just call it a villager.
Swedish animal names are brilliant, we have a snake called "huggorm" translated to english as "a snake that bites" and guess what it does? It bites! Just brilliant stuff.
I read the word “Huggorm” and at first I thought Sweden had dragons lmao
My favourite is we call raccoons ‘washing bears’ (tvättbjörn), because they wash their food.
no
@@Yesna yes?😂
so... "join pieces" sounds more swedish than ikea
"Whats your name??"
"Lake Titicaca frog"
The best frog. They are adorable.
Caca means poop in french
@@Daniel.Barret.Official and spanish i think
Yes in Spanish it’s also poop
And titi is sometimes used as a vulgar slang for boobs
Glunk
That AHH caught me off guard😂😂😂
The Frog gives of "Neld" vibes
Funfact, the 'Probscus Monkey' s german name is 'Nasenaffe', which translates to 'Nose-monkey'.
And in dutch "neusaap", wich also translates to "nosemonkey"
In italian it's "nasica" which is late latin for "nosed"
In Danish it's "næseabe", also nose-monkey
Phonetically the word “Nasenaffe” goes hard
Neusaap sound like either New Sap or something fucking terrifying
@@Lucifersfursona Probscus Means Nose so its Nose Monkey
This guy looks like an image of a child that was put into an AI image program to make the child look like an adult
I see you saw his weird insults video
Knowing what I do about this bloke from watching everything that emanates from his various orifices for the last calendar year, what you just said is probably the nicest thing anyone has said about him this week and he’s likely genuinely flattered.
that’s not even rare man, that’s just a basic and boring insult fr
@@Alchemyyyyyy considering how often people look like that description and it’s unequivocally bad, I’m more on board with this being a rare compliment
That last one just looks constantly surprised.
The frog looks like the lizard Obi Wan rides in Attack of the Clones
If you named the third one the Phantom Fish it would be totally accepted as the next biggest lead role in a horror film.
I agree
3rd one should be called hell fush/ Satan's fish At least that's what christians call them
@@sirbrickstudios8172 I have never heard someone call it a “Satan fish” and I don’t think anyone else has either lol
“Unholy”
But it’s already “AHH”
Ok
We'd have a lot of animals named "ahh" if this man renamed all of them, and I'm down for it
Laughing at thinking about the varying levels of "ahh".
“And this is called the AAAAAAAAH-ligator”
"look, there's an ahh!"
"what one?"
"...the scary one?"
Everybody Gansta until the snoots start coming in
George Lucas naming alien creatures be like:
Dude, the first two names fit perfectly. Nice
@@gimmealldafoodz2625 I think “EUPH” would fit a bit better
I thought the first was already perfect. "Probiscus" means nose
@@Solaceon but not that many people know that
Everyone calls the first monkey "Noser" (best translation i could do) in Polish.
first one should've been called The Albanian. those two look pretty similair.
BRO ALWAYS HAS THE GOOFIEST OF SHIRTS 💀
Was waiting for someone to say that
Fr
FRRR
What in the heck is that profile picture
@@BubblettePlus OMG I JUST LOOKED💀✋
people in that submarine are probably seeing things like AHHH in there
The T-shirts are EVERYTHING
“I lost my virginity while listening to Alvin Flames” 💀💀
I like money
@@Mister_mic_microwave good for you man
@@SUMIRE_SAYSON yay
'i lost my virginity while listening to alvin and the chipmunks'
Hejeieie😅😂😅😅❤😅😅🎉😊😊😂😮😮😂😮😂😅😂😅😂😮😂😂😅😂😅😂😢😂😢😂😂😢😂😢😂 polska
Your stance throughout the video, especially in the first five seconds, reminds me of a toddler adamantly explaining their day plans to their parents and I love it
He got the stance of a 5th grader with stage fright in the schools talent show while singing a five nights at Freddy’s songs
Bro am I toddler now? This is me explaining everything
that’s the way the kid that had a crush on me in middle school stood when he talked to me
..Anyone gonna talk about how his shirt says _“I lost my virginity while listening to Alvin Flames”?_
"Yellow Squidward monky"
We are gonna pretend that we did not see his t-shirt...💀💀
Nah bro it’s not real
69th like 😎😎
💀 fr
I'm so concerned that I am pretending I can't read
Why was I searching for this comment 💀
“Ew.”
💀 man just broke that frogs heart in two 💀
A nickname for the frog is the scrotum frog
The “AHH” looks absolutely horrifying.
The first one we call in Sweden “nose monkey”
This man is the physical embodiment of intrusive thoughts
impulsive*
@@Desugan69 Both
Why do all the names fit so well 😭
Fish really said: 😱
Snoot is just an ancestor of the Minecraft Villager. Guy looks like he’ll trade you stone for bananas
Yes...
anglerfish should be renamed "scary nightmare fuel"
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lemme put in a word for “Lil Baby Broken Glass”
@@Lucifersfursona no.
Forget about Nemo, that last one is Finding Nightmare 😂
Nobody looking at his SHIRT? 😭
I love that the ancient Egyptian name for cat is Mew, like the sound it makes, like some Egyptian dude walked up to a cat and was like “What are you?” And the cat just goes “Meow,” and the dude is just like “Oh ok then.”
Imagine naming all animals after the sound they made. This is a Moo and that's a Ruff and that's a Clip-clop.
it’s the same in mandarin cats are mao, which is very similar to the sound they make
@@macklinillustration Pokémon biologists 👀
@@macklinillustration Chickadee bird
This man should be the president of all scientific naming committees
Scientists are a very mixed bag when it comes to naming (and certain things already have a strict convention). You have everything from restriction enzymes like EcoRI, the first enzyme from E. Coli strain RYB found to the Sonic Hedgehog Protein named as such because heehee mutation make fruit fly embryo spiky.
"Snoot" if you heard that you wouldn't know wtf it is
The blobfish has a really fitting name in itself 😂😂
the screaming hairy armadillo
I honestly just imagine documentaries of these animals and their new names and it's honestly the best thing ever having a monotone, silky voice go "AHH" in your head a bunch of times 😂😂😂
"Deep underwater, the AHH can be found hunting for its prey for the night."
@@scrapfox3695 "Suddenly, a Lake Titicaca Frog sinks to the bottom of the ocean. The AHH has found it's next meal."
Atleast in swedish they have a logical name
@@RobocopStealerOfFridges “The AHH immediately consumes the Lake Titicaca Frog, swiftly and effectively. The AHH has had its meat and is satisfied”
@@RobocopStealerOfFridgesYou mean the Glunk
Australians naming things:
"I'da called 'em Chazzwazzas"
The Ahh scared me
We found the monkey equivalent of the villager from Minecraft
I laughed way harder than I should have at Lake Titicaca Frog
The name is hilarious😂😂😂
Titicaca frog. Titi. Caca.
That’s a boobshit frog
You mean grunk
@@L34fy0n3 Glunk*
Guy screams in fear and everyone goes “oh did you find a weird fish?” Only to find him half eaten by a shark
My honest oppinion you should name the fish 😌 🙏 'AWW HELL NAW'
"I LOST MY VIRGINITY WHILE LISTENING TO ALVIN FLAMES" hell naw 💀
I don’t know why but the last one just looks like it’s names is “splurk”
Call the third one "Soul Stealer" because my soul would immediately leave my body if I saw that thing in person
Call it "Fred"
The last one should be renamed "The Literal Spawn of Satan"
“What type of fish is that”
“Oh you’re talking about the “AHH” aren’t you”
Snoot looks like a villager from Minecraft💀
this guy needs to be in charge of naming everything now
I swear Dutch is even better, the words describe things based on function or looks like "neusaap" for the first animal is literally nose monkey so and skunk is "stinkdier" so stink like smelly and dier is animal ...
Exactly like if we had this guy naming everything it’d be so much easier to say the names
No please this is how we got birds
the Go-Away Bird
Tits
Boobies
Screamers
Creepers
etc
@@mswolfy811 😂
@@mswolfy811 ur jus proving my point more !
If it makes you feel any better the first monkey is called "Neusaap" in Dutch, which just means "Nose monkey" Which i think is a very fitting name.
This man single handedly came up with gibberish words made them make sence in the best way possible just for an animals name to be COMPLETELY accurate
No one gonna talk bout the shirt 😂🤣😹
I love the image of some guy going looking at his friend and going "oh here comes a snoot" and they both look over and just see that thing waddling around like an obese penguin, and the friend just goes "oh"
I think mr.proboscis looks like quite an distinguished gentleman
I think dicknose is more fitting.
That fish really said "awoop jump scare"
First one is the monkey version of Squidward.
I love this dude. If I was The president of Harvard I’d give him an honorary science degree.
Someone give him an Oscar
glunk seems like a chill dude definitely would like to be friends with him
It’s nickname is the scrotum frog
They give birth behind their backs, their backs generates a ton of hokes and babies would get out of its back, trust me ive seen one happen.
I love glunk hes just so beautiful
“Glunk” is a real winner of a name
I'd personally call the last one banshee fish. I guess that and AAHH should both be used. Also, I love how the other two names make no sense but still describe the vibes those animals give off to me.
Does anyone know the background song? It sounds really nice.
"no one will know why this comment have this many likes"
3k likes then I will tell
i was wondering if someone would point that out
@@incognitocow8172same
Whaa?
if Tugg can lose his virginity while listening to Alvin Flames, we all have a chance too...
Except you Jeremy
@@coltoncravenor4392 the guys shirt says that
I saw 2 glunks mating at the zoo, it ruined my childhood. I thought they were wrestling/fighting.
That first one is just Kevin from the Office
Every polish person got a flashback at the monkey
The crazy thing is the names you propose actually make sense 😂
That first picture makes him look like the epitome of “thonk” or “d’oh?”
I love the Marine Hatchetfish's name because they literally couldn't think of anything more interesting than "Marine"
This guy is the physical embodiment of that voice in your head
“It think we would be better if we called this thing snoot”
*Me who was gonna call it schnoz*
"I lost my virginity while listening to Alvin Flames." 💀
Bro is tumblr personified. I like him :]
For the first one, as a Polish person, we already have a name for it. Janusz
edit: wow thx this is my most popular comment
As a Polish person, I can confirm this 👍
Właśnie o tym pomyślałam
Is that pronounced like someone sneezing?
I speak for all Polish people now, and i aprove this coment
As someone learning polish, I confirm