They replaced all the yellow lightbulbs in my neighborhood with these new eyeballs. Everything use to be warm & gold at night, but now it's way worse. Completely throws off the vibe.
Working with Lasers requires certification and a retina scan. So when something bad happens they have a before picture. I know a guy that put his hand on a laser table and the beam reflected off his watch. Everyone in the room had their retinas rescanned for damage.
it was somehow simultaneously comedic and eerie at the same time. no jumpscares, just some underlying feeling of foreboding. and that's far creepier. good job!
Damn those eyes and their stupid optical lasers, how many friends I've lost to them now. At least they're a couple lumens brighter than the lights surrounding them, and are pretty energy efficient, so its a good overall deal i think
I love everything about this, there's like that feeling I get looking at liminal spaces, nostalgic and spooky, dreamscapey i can't explain it but please don't stop making these
That electrician guy made the right call. Maybe he can patent the tech and sell it. Multi-billion dollar business right there. Only issue would be the optical lasers and the dubious origin - he could make a pact with Aspicio the Eyeful to get around that though. Hope he makes his millions
The podcast The Magnus Archives had an anglerfish thing that used a human looking lure that would ask drunk people for a cigarette in alleys outside bars. Great podcast with some cool ideas that I'm surprised hasn't been adapted into other things.
I like to think they just reached for the eyeball box they keep in their truck, grabbed a handful of eyeballs, handed out the eyeballs to the boys, and got to work.
i love these newbie videos, i love the art style and the pretty cool plotline, love the joke at the end, the video is kinda terrifying if you watch it without audio
As a monster streetlight myself, I would like to say, that we don't just produce efficient lighting and shoot lasers, we also eat people. I feel we deserve more recognition for this.
1:47 SPOKE TO SOON MATE also why would they do this and make MORE,Bro this makes me feel like Iris from Gemini home entertainment infected the street lights😭
He's probably the one who clicked too recklessly! Thankfully these upstanding streetlights avenged the funny little guy and clicked his sensitive eyes.
i love the occasional inclusion of half-life sfx in your animations, and the fact that i can recognize them even when it's like that short laser sound at the end
A hundred lights line the lane And I walk into their gaze, Everyone says I'm insane But they can't see through the haze; The street lamps are all a lie, All the light is eye to eye!
I once had a streetlight with an eyeball, and it kept trying to shoot me with the optical lasers. I used a mirror though, and that worked really well, the eyeball wasn't able to shoot me unless it wanted to hurt itself. Mirrors on your windows, people!
Poor guy can't catch a break between this and his ascended roommate.
The struggle is real
@@nobeyonenot for his roommate
Restful cube
Do we know how the restful cube feels about the eyeballs?
eyeballs be eyeballin...
The scariest part of this video is the idea of an electrician coming out to look at a street light at night. That for sure was not a real human.
How else would he measure the lumins? It's too bright in the daytime.
@@atlas_of_prescottia Big black tarp over the pole
ua-cam.com/video/GGmUztB57TY/v-deo.htmlfeature=shared
Or maybe hes just a Jojo character
He works for the city, of course he isn't human
They replaced all the yellow lightbulbs in my neighborhood with these new eyeballs. Everything use to be warm & gold at night, but now it's way worse. Completely throws off the vibe.
Never thought I'd see you here. But it makes sense, I guess.
I agree. Now everything is eyeball blue
So true I miss the sodium vapor lights
so true dude :c
Wow rare Matsumotomoon pfp
Optical lasers are a very real danger to many Americans
I can agree I was shot in the face with one
You may be entitled to financial compensation
@@nobeyone Infinite money glitch
not many know that
Working with Lasers requires certification and a retina scan. So when something bad happens they have a before picture. I know a guy that put his hand on a laser table and the beam reflected off his watch. Everyone in the room had their retinas rescanned for damage.
My buddy Myle had a streetlight like that outside his house once. Sadly he spilled Mountain Dew on my PS3 so he is no longer with us
Don’t get me started on Myle
what a waste of mtn dew
Wasted Mountain Dew 😭😭
lol
*slaps the eyeball* this baby right here will save you hundreds on electricity AND can watch the kids while they are out playing
AND vaporizes child predators
@@Chipthedestroyerand your kids!
Ow my eye why did you slap it
@@Chipthedestroyer And children
@@Chipthedestroyergood
As a giant eyeball, we do more than act as energy efficient lightbulbs that can produce lasers. We can also create insect people.
Woah hi I’ve never met one of you hehe I’m blushing
Thanks C'thun
The Aqir were pretty cool, I’m looking forward to the Third War of the Shifting Sands. Keep up the good work!
DON'T LISTEN, HE'LL TELL YOU THAT YOUR HEART WILL EXPLODE!!!
@@Dunmerdogwhat?
I am SUPER down for this normal man who lives in a world where surrealist shit is a common annoyance becoming a series
watch jojo
A jojo/Nobey crossover might be so good it would kill me
it was somehow simultaneously comedic and eerie at the same time.
no jumpscares, just some underlying feeling of foreboding. and that's far creepier.
good job!
Thanks!
Eye See The Problem Here.
don't worry
he's getting the guys
Eye see what you did there
The EYES have it 👁️👁️✋🏻 there here to stay 💡😠😡😤
I read this as soon as the mechanic said it
Two pairs of blinking eyes at 0:21
I only see one pair over his shoulder, where's the other pair?
Edit: are you including his eyes too
And I thought it was some sort of easter egg of the enemy soldier from Metal Gear 😅
Its a ninja
THE ONES ON HIS FACE SIMPLETON @@fromthegamethrone
Damn those eyes and their stupid optical lasers, how many friends I've lost to them now. At least they're a couple lumens brighter than the lights surrounding them, and are pretty energy efficient, so its a good overall deal i think
The delivery of "Aww, COME ON, now there's MORE eyeballs!" is absolutely magnificent.
“At least it seems like you all don’t have any optical lasers”
-famous last words
I love everything about this, there's like that feeling I get looking at liminal spaces, nostalgic and spooky, dreamscapey i can't explain it but please don't stop making these
I like the idea that they're not a threat, they just really want to be streetlights. It's all they've even wanted.
That electrician guy made the right call. Maybe he can patent the tech and sell it. Multi-billion dollar business right there. Only issue would be the optical lasers and the dubious origin - he could make a pact with Aspicio the Eyeful to get around that though. Hope he makes his millions
There's a streetlight visible from my bedroom window 👀now I'm gonna be checkin' it for eyeballs
LED stands for Lazer Eye Death
I wonder how that eyeball got there in the first place and how they replaced the lightbulbs with even more eyeballs.
"at least seems like you all don’t have optical lasers."
- Famous last words.
"Well at least you guys don't have any optical lasers... AAAAAA-"
Poor guy :(
1:26 dude became the guys dad for that last bit 😂
He saw it coming
the shows in the living room are an angler fish
wait no, the street lamp is the angler fish
maybe everything lures us and eats our emotions
Ooo that’s a funky horror idea right there
The real horror show is real life
The podcast The Magnus Archives had an anglerfish thing that used a human looking lure that would ask drunk people for a cigarette in alleys outside bars. Great podcast with some cool ideas that I'm surprised hasn't been adapted into other things.
Dude got a laser surgery for free and he's still complaining.
🤣🤣🤣
This was one of my phobias as a kid.
And this is one of the first times I've seen another human acknowledge this.
How am I supposed to achieve ultimate restfulness with all these damn optical lasers!!!!?
I like to think they just reached for the eyeball box they keep in their truck, grabbed a handful of eyeballs, handed out the eyeballs to the boys, and got to work.
are the eyeballs compatible with HID ballasts?
With each animation you make, the surrealism gets more, and more poetic. Love your work.
1:46 blud spoke too soon💀
That's the joke.
i love these newbie videos, i love the art style and the pretty cool plotline, love the joke at the end, the video is kinda terrifying if you watch it without audio
I absolutely love this channel, lol.
Well I just came back here from seeing the pilot and I'm thrilled to hear him referencing working at the new job.
I’ve always loved comedy with horror aesthetics and these hit that perfect middle ground for me.
I love the surreal feel of this world you're creating, it made me laugh but I am also extremely intrigued.
You’re making a great worldbuilding system
I would love to see a series where paranormal and scary shit Is just Normal
“At least you guys dont have optical lase-“ *gets shot by a optical laser* AAAAA-
I love this channel so much.
Yeah
Searchlights.
Search light refenerce
It's going to be fine as long as no one tells urbanshade about this
*inserts eyes in the skys music*
@@Imperialism_withered more like search party
searchlights
*Social credit score system inbound*
1:26 that is my tipical answer as an IT helpdesk.
That's because they don't train you on what to say. Coming from a former IT. technician
a eye for a lamp in the streetlight? that might be a real life version of an [searchlight]
...this is actually a cool vid
search lights!!!!!11111111111
"at least there's no optical Lazers" such famous last words
those animations are good stuff,
Those moonlight towers in Texas would be like the eye of Sauron lol
As a monster streetlight myself, I would like to say, that we don't just produce efficient lighting and shoot lasers, we also eat people. I feel we deserve more recognition for this.
I got an ad the second the guy screamed😭🙏
ME: MY EYES💀👀
I like the HL1 sound effect at the end.
This satisfied my strange fascination for creepy eyeballs, thanks 👍
they seem pretty chill ngl
PG&E is taking notes...
Just a normal day in Minnesota
I am getting Silent Hill vibes from this
High pressure sodium lighting: ❌️
Eyeball lighting: ✅️
"We're going to make everything [subjectively] better."
fun version of roadside picnic
I honestly like to think the eyeball streetlights are actually Benevolent.
The HL sound effects are perfect
I love the vibes of your videos
1:47 SPOKE TO SOON MATE
also why would they do this and make MORE,Bro this makes me feel like Iris from Gemini home entertainment infected the street lights😭
Dude the lore goes deep, I just hope that guy watched your Guide To BINCOS™
New binco’s employee
Ding ding ding
1:36 that reaction got me 😂
Finally they replaced those lights man, don't gotta worry more with planned obsolescence with these brand new optical laser eyeballs!
I was both shocked and delighted that I didn't see the punchline of them converting all of the streetlights to eyeballs coming.
(guy) at least you guys don’t have optical lasers AHH-
As an eyeball diety myself I can assure you its safe
Man I hate it when you ask a favour and the repair guy mistakes you for wanting more eyeballs, happens all the time.
He's probably the one who clicked too recklessly! Thankfully these upstanding streetlights avenged the funny little guy and clicked his sensitive eyes.
"You see what im talking about?" Bro theres no screen on that thing💀💀💀
Went from a horror to a comedy FAST
i love the occasional inclusion of half-life sfx in your animations, and the fact that i can recognize them even when it's like that short laser sound at the end
“Boss, my computer keeps looking at me and harassed me to keep working until midnight “
Boss: “that’s a feature “
bro‘s hood full of creepy cube and lights
love the goldsrc footsteps
A hundred lights line the lane
And I walk into their gaze,
Everyone says I'm insane
But they can't see through the haze;
The street lamps are all a lie,
All the light is eye to eye!
Just leave the eye man
This always happens to me
This is great
love this!
I just can't pinpoint what it is I like about your videos but man does it work lol
quite the world this man lives in
This channel is like a combination of PilotRedSun and CDi Philips games.
Searchlights??
AW HELL NA THEY DONE TURNED SPONGER BOINGER INTO A LIGHT
It's the same dude that lives with his restful cube pal.
I'm not sure what this video is. It's only slightly amusing, and certainly not that scary. But it was wonderful.
I love it! is the binko's a WKYK reference?
Co sider it an extension of the neighborhood watch program.
I love it
I wish for part 2
I once had a streetlight with an eyeball, and it kept trying to shoot me with the optical lasers. I used a mirror though, and that worked really well, the eyeball wasn't able to shoot me unless it wanted to hurt itself.
Mirrors on your windows, people!
Oh, eye-lectricity, damn these things are clever
This was so funny, I loved it