You Wouldn't Date A Cute Robot Girl Right? Even If She Opens Your Insides? - No Robots Allowed

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  • @ManlyBadassHero
    @ManlyBadassHero  Рік тому +1341

    Welcome to the Don't Do it Club how Don't Do It are ya? *note* game is a spinoff of Melissa

  • @EmiZero167
    @EmiZero167 Рік тому +3199

    You could feel the joy of manly when he shout "Your mom is correct!"

  • @muhammadnor4897
    @muhammadnor4897 Рік тому +4191

    She's not allowed in, and yet she still protects humans. Respect for that robot

    • @businesscat25
      @businesscat25 Рік тому +55

      Monday

    • @yuriki007
      @yuriki007 Рік тому +30

      Yeah, maybe bcz she's robot...soooo!?

    • @muhammadnor4897
      @muhammadnor4897 Рік тому +129

      @@yuriki007 they won't let her in.. And yet she still chose to protect them, even tho she doesn't have to

    • @yuriki007
      @yuriki007 Рік тому +18

      ​@@muhammadnor4897hmm, alright u have point.
      tho I still don't get it whatever it is...

    • @Jade-ux1kd
      @Jade-ux1kd Рік тому

      @@businesscat25left

  • @christophergarcia9022
    @christophergarcia9022 Рік тому +565

    "NICE! YOUR MOM IS CORRECT"
    Didn't expect to hear manly to get so excited over that lol

  • @nitsuix
    @nitsuix Рік тому +2464

    Cute robot girl indeed. I'm glad this didn't turn out to be some murderous rogue robot scenario. Now someone's probably going to make a dating sim with furniture with cute faces on them, just for Manly.

    • @robjsmiles
      @robjsmiles Рік тому +173

      Chairem anime: the visual novel

    • @camchameleon4151
      @camchameleon4151 Рік тому +135

      NO! STOP HUMPING THE FURNITURE ASTRO! DOWN BOY! DOWN!

    • @aquablast3155
      @aquablast3155 Рік тому +89

      _Coughs._ It's not furniture exactly, but there's one Manly played that's literally kitchen appliances... Kitsune Kitchen.

    • @Cyn_ate_my_dog
      @Cyn_ate_my_dog Рік тому +7

      IKEA

    • @Thepharaoh877
      @Thepharaoh877 Рік тому +30

      There is a game called chair f*cking simulator but it's not a horror game

  • @cattrigger_games
    @cattrigger_games Рік тому +713

    Thank you for playing another one of my games, Manly!
    Also yes, 'Your Mom' is in fact, the canon choice.

    • @NaturalFlirtGamer
      @NaturalFlirtGamer Рік тому +44

      Lol! And I liked your game. You have a real talent for expressions. Good job!

    • @cooljakeboy29
      @cooljakeboy29 Рік тому +37

      Now draw her-
      I’m just kidding lol, great game

    • @thetruegoldenknight
      @thetruegoldenknight Рік тому +20

      The computer face is cute.

    • @tv-man6695
      @tv-man6695 Рік тому +17

      I honestly wanted to see the inside of paradise

    • @Medic576
      @Medic576 Рік тому

      ​@@tv-man6695Same

  • @ryxyr
    @ryxyr Рік тому +702

    Good thing the robot didn't ask for Manly's soul because she's not gonna find it.

    • @nadiarey4196
      @nadiarey4196 Рік тому +32

      He'd have failed that test

    • @marcusaaronliaogo9158
      @marcusaaronliaogo9158 Рік тому +31

      She probably has a soul more than manly tbh.

    • @M_Alexander
      @M_Alexander Рік тому +9

      Last time I asked he clarified that he _has_ a soul it's just Empty

  • @OLBICHL
    @OLBICHL Рік тому +1565

    with a slight change this game would work with a witch hunt...
    templar knight: "what ingredients would you put in your soup?"
    you: "a toad!"
    templar knight: gasp, "I knew it... witch!!!"

  • @genkoti
    @genkoti Рік тому +276

    I legitimately thought the morality part was just going to be her asking: "If there were two guys on the moon, and one killed the other with a rock- would that be fucked up?"

    • @therealelement75
      @therealelement75 Місяць тому +6

      yeah, I guess

    • @mewity
      @mewity Місяць тому +2

      so much better than the actual game

  • @AVeryTiredZombie20
    @AVeryTiredZombie20 Рік тому +415

    Indeed. i do think a outlet socket would be amazing for dating. i do not know why they'd deny. a outlet socket is a very human place.

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 Рік тому +63

      _a outlet socket is a very human place_
      is a very human sentence

    • @aRandomPotato.
      @aRandomPotato. Рік тому +31

      ​@@jeremytitus9519indeed it is fellow human

    • @Uselssman
      @Uselssman Рік тому +29

      The design is very human

    • @sloft-70
      @sloft-70 Рік тому +18

      @@jeremytitus9519 "Baby Gronk was rizzed up by Livvy. Is he the new drip king?"
      is also a very human sentence

    • @MMeltingButter
      @MMeltingButter Рік тому +3

      pause

  • @tomo8940
    @tomo8940 Рік тому +889

    Horror really is the next evolution of dating sims huh?

  • @shawnheatherly
    @shawnheatherly Рік тому +339

    This robot truly underestimates what humans or robots imitating humans would be down to date. It's all about that personality. This was a cute little spinoff while we wait for the proper third game.

    • @marcoz6281
      @marcoz6281 Рік тому +14

      fr. and after that, it DOES exist rule 34, so using everything a human would date a robot

    • @suspicioussand
      @suspicioussand Місяць тому +6

      Personally, I don't care, I *would*

  • @lambofgeddon192
    @lambofgeddon192 Рік тому +113

    I've seen this sentiment many times online; I find it funny how people who make actual robots keep trying to go for realistic faces that end up uncanny/creepy and mechanically complex, when all you'd need to do to get the majority of people to like your robot is a silly little face doodle on a screen.

    • @suspicioussand
      @suspicioussand Місяць тому +16

      Yeah fr, this talking screen is more dateable than those monstrosities from the robot labs

  • @nomelet01
    @nomelet01 Рік тому +661

    Implying i wouldnt date a robot girl regardless of the fact that she would take my insides out is slander

    • @theknightwithabadpictotall7639
      @theknightwithabadpictotall7639 Рік тому +17

      Based

    • @aeea3306
      @aeea3306 Рік тому +11

      Angela

    • @temhunter6341
      @temhunter6341 Рік тому +30

      @@aeea3306 Someones getting turned into a popcorn machine

    • @noneofyourbusiness2437
      @noneofyourbusiness2437 Рік тому +1

      ​@@aeea3306
      If this is the Angela I'm thinking of, the black silence might get to her first. Hear he has a bit of a grudge.
      Or Ayin might come to his senses and realize what he could have had. There's gotta be at least one timeline where that happens...
      In either case, better make your move quick. And be prepared to be fed to [CENSORED].

    • @broderickblack
      @broderickblack Рік тому +3

      Nier Automata can't keep getting away with this

  • @hedgethesledge
    @hedgethesledge Рік тому +124

    The robot assuming that humans knowing how to date is what makes them human is very 😭. I think she's lonely and needs a friend, that's all :(

    • @lianaverwood9810
      @lianaverwood9810 Рік тому +34

      She was designed by a Company that used to make Dating Sims, _of course_ the Test would involve a 'Date'...

  • @doyleharken3477
    @doyleharken3477 Рік тому +569

    who thought making reCAPTCHA a tsundere was a good idea?

  • @GFCOLCQuote
    @GFCOLCQuote Рік тому +65

    "Only a robot would want to date a robot"
    As a robot, you are bad at dating and understanding love.
    As a human, let me explain to you all the cool features you have I find cute and attractive.

  • @turnipbeybladespinner7836
    @turnipbeybladespinner7836 Рік тому +73

    "wait you want to date a robot?"
    *DONT UNDERESTIMATE US, ROBOT*

  • @abbababba8186
    @abbababba8186 Рік тому +60

    I’ve been watching a lot of old manly videos recently and I think it’s neat to hear the contrast in his voice now, he seems more cheery and I really hope he is!

    • @NaturalFlirtGamer
      @NaturalFlirtGamer Рік тому +10

      He is more polished now, has a much better mic/sound system. And I agree with you! I think MBH is a really happy man who truly enjoys playing games, doing commentary, and supporting indie game devs.
      Everyone always worries that he works too hard, but he has said many times he thrives on it - which is great for us!

  • @wtfboomlol1
    @wtfboomlol1 Рік тому +81

    The genuine joy in your voice from your mom being correct 💀

  • @doig_brainrot
    @doig_brainrot Рік тому +241

    Man, I hate it when robots take out my insides.
    Bro this shit did NOT deserve one of the top comments

  • @veemo7954
    @veemo7954 Рік тому +100

    You underestimate my love for robots

  • @Kh0rnet
    @Kh0rnet Рік тому +254

    Manly I need you to understand I would date a cute robot girl more than I would do anything else in life.

  • @ZeroFormLak
    @ZeroFormLak Рік тому +67

    6:21 is the epitome of a manly gameplay, he cooked so well he got his mom, truly a let him cook meme requiem

    • @Firebolt7317
      @Firebolt7317 Рік тому +2

      Manly can cook? New season of breaking bad? Ye

  • @NaturalFlirtGamer
    @NaturalFlirtGamer Рік тому +109

    _MBH (sad voice):_ "You don't want my heart after all?"
    Many fans screaming into screen, "I do, I do!" The rest of the viewers were "I can fix her".
    This was very cute. The expressions on the computer's face were very well done and gave it a lot of personality. I loved the eyelashes.

    • @Tugreo
      @Tugreo Рік тому +1

      I'm only after his soul. Elusive thing.

  • @pieterhakim8806
    @pieterhakim8806 Рік тому +151

    She gives the word "hardware" a new meaning

  • @alexmadness19
    @alexmadness19 Рік тому +14

    i love how manly says “i knew it, robot!” the exact same every time he says it.

  • @血みどろなジャム
    @血みどろなジャム Рік тому +32

    “ARE YOU A ROBOT!”
    Oh no someone is questioning my humanity please don’t
    “Please choose all the motorcycles from the provided squares”

  • @h00d3dcrow
    @h00d3dcrow Рік тому +23

    I love when Manly says:
    "Why are you have eyelashes?" and
    "Is this a dating sim?"

  • @Azur3storm
    @Azur3storm Рік тому +41

    "Choose a Protein"
    - Struggle
    *I felt this*

  • @UI-Asaka
    @UI-Asaka Рік тому +296

    100% would date a robot

  • @princeshadow13
    @princeshadow13 Рік тому +33

    This robot doesn't understand the concept of waifus, it is clearly the most human of conditions to see waifus or husbandos.

  • @helio3928
    @helio3928 Рік тому +41

    i like how it knows that misanthropy is a human trait

  • @cassandrawilliams4470
    @cassandrawilliams4470 Рік тому +75

    I could see this being tied into the other game, it'd be interesting to see how they execute it.

  • @WatcherLater
    @WatcherLater Рік тому +51

    The robot in this game is definitely Po3 and Buddy's estranged daughter.

  • @gaminggoddess85
    @gaminggoddess85 Рік тому +45

    Today we learn of Manly's incredibly low standards

  • @jorhanbey7761
    @jorhanbey7761 Рік тому +12

    Fun fact: There is a ransomware called name "Petya" If launched the computer will go on a fake disk check and will not be unable the boot unless buying the special key for the ransomware

    • @blackroberts6290
      @blackroberts6290 Рік тому +3

      for reference
      Morris - A Unix worm, first of it's kind.
      Melissa - MS Word Macro Virus, one of the pioneers of the 'genre'.
      Anna - Loveletter knock-off (but email contents replaced with a promise to a "spicy picture" of Russian tennis player Anna Kournikova instead of a potential love life).
      Petya - A ransomware.

  • @woof-io
    @woof-io Рік тому +15

    As a wise man once said: "I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me."

  • @Crimson-Pasta-And-Cheese
    @Crimson-Pasta-And-Cheese Рік тому +12

    How to verify you are a human:
    Step 1) Attempt to do the "Robot" dance
    Step 2) Remember you have two left feet and do the flop instead

  • @Ey-1w
    @Ey-1w Місяць тому +7

    8:45 the scooper only hurts for a moment.

  • @sirfrancis8732
    @sirfrancis8732 Рік тому +45

    These devs made a game where you spend some time dating a robot, and then told us that it's not a human thing to do. What kind of mixed message is that?

    • @isaacfg6949
      @isaacfg6949 Місяць тому +9

      It shows that we are no longer “human.” We have transcended into something better. Something that would date a cute robot.

    • @ijriccan
      @ijriccan 29 днів тому

      @@isaacfg6949 *_Post-Human. We've finally evolved past our archaic limitations, and are able to fully grasp the gift of knowledge that which has been bestowed upon us._*

    • @tiolloyd9555
      @tiolloyd9555 29 днів тому

      ​@isaacfg6949 MFW the cute robot TV girl makes you ascend into Monster Fuckerhood

  • @buttermanaws4693
    @buttermanaws4693 Рік тому +25

    "your mom is correct" is such an amazing line

  • @DrAProblem
    @DrAProblem 9 місяців тому +28

    I'm a part of the Murder Drones fandom. I assure you, there are plenty of people who would date a cute robot girl regardless of how bad it is for their insides.

    • @Viberac
      @Viberac 9 місяців тому +3

      I'm a part of the Girls' Frontline fandom. I assure you, there are plenty of people who would date a cute robot girl regardless of how bad it is for their insides.

    • @therandomkidyoutube
      @therandomkidyoutube 24 дні тому

      i'm one of them

    • @TGT30
      @TGT30 21 день тому +4

      I’m a part of the Internection Cube fandom. I can assure you, there are plenty of people who would date a cute robot girl regardless of how bad it is for their insides.

    • @therandomkidyoutube
      @therandomkidyoutube 21 день тому

      @@TGT30 internection cube and murder drones were both made by liam vickers

    • @TitusMmmm
      @TitusMmmm 18 днів тому

      Giggle…

  • @bio-weaponn5576
    @bio-weaponn5576 Рік тому +21

    It feels more like a comedy than a horror game.

  • @autophobicdestruction1048
    @autophobicdestruction1048 Рік тому +22

    She has me questioning my robosexuality.

  • @AverageIsopod
    @AverageIsopod Рік тому +5

    I love that game like these exist that it’s like just one TINY part of the whole story

  • @JuanMiguelBallesteros-k7o
    @JuanMiguelBallesteros-k7o 22 дні тому +3

    “I’m built by data time corporation, protecting humans from killer robots.”
    My first instinct was murder drones💀

  • @musishen
    @musishen Рік тому +8

    I'm pretty sure 99% of human existence is [Processing Anxiety]

  • @intangibleperson8262
    @intangibleperson8262 Рік тому +18

    "Your Mom's correct" - Manly

  • @Monarch8468
    @Monarch8468 Рік тому +10

    Remember how we used to laugh at Plankton for having a computer wife? Well look at you now.

  • @MillenniumDragonLord
    @MillenniumDragonLord Рік тому +7

    For some reason I laughed throughout this entire video 😂
    *Amazing video!*

  • @HikikoSunny01
    @HikikoSunny01 Рік тому +13

    Confirmed, if it has a somewhat human face, it's dateable.

  • @deadlydingus1138
    @deadlydingus1138 Рік тому +34

    As someone whose favorite Pokemon game is Pokemon Violet, I can confirm that I like robots.

  • @Whitt2k18
    @Whitt2k18 22 дні тому +6

    4:24 my brother what have you been smoking.

  • @nicksnoek1980
    @nicksnoek1980 Рік тому +18

    (looks at title) "you underestimate my loneliness"

  • @itsgonnabeanaurfromme
    @itsgonnabeanaurfromme Рік тому +26

    I see we're doing the Disney put-eyelashes-on-a-character-to-indicate-it's-a-girl thing.

    • @doctorelijah
      @doctorelijah Місяць тому

      not a disney thing 🤦‍♂️

  • @loganlogon3720
    @loganlogon3720 Рік тому +8

    Gonna give it a couple days then I'm doing a search for "10 hours of Manly saying I KNEW IT... ROBOT!"

  • @michaeltima5007
    @michaeltima5007 Рік тому +29

    I love how the robots ask if you are robot

  • @entothechesnautknight1762
    @entothechesnautknight1762 Рік тому +12

    The Petabytes should have been a human answer, since you can't get that far in without knowing how to lie as a robot, so it's actually more likely a human would choose that answer.
    Imagine all the [ANIME] you could Torrent!
    Also TV heads are based and cute-pilled we'd all date one if we could.
    ...well not me I'm Aromantic but still

  • @HammyAndSammy
    @HammyAndSammy Рік тому +2

    The zoom ins was such a lovely touch i like the faces too

  • @SirPembertonS.Crevalius
    @SirPembertonS.Crevalius Рік тому +7

    This is just a Fem version of PO3 from Inscryption.

  • @ObiWonJulian
    @ObiWonJulian Рік тому +18

    3:14 I laughed too hard on that One 😂

  • @No23445
    @No23445 Рік тому +13

    You wouldn't download a car would you?

  • @GUNS_jk
    @GUNS_jk Рік тому +16

    "It's like you add like, eyes to anything and then suddenly it's like I can date that." - Manly

  • @scienceteam9254
    @scienceteam9254 Рік тому +6

    Reject biology
    EMBRACE TECHNOLOGY

  • @ProjectGord
    @ProjectGord Рік тому +2

    bro i was busy watching a different video and this was posted, im so glad it was only 20 minutes

  • @Biker_Gaming
    @Biker_Gaming Рік тому +2

    Played it myself instead of watching the video first, got every ending.
    Was worth it.

  • @Markgaarden
    @Markgaarden 25 днів тому +6

    0:45 are…are cyborgs alowd?

    • @Gidd_playz
      @Gidd_playz 22 дні тому +3

      No

    • @dottergun
      @dottergun 11 днів тому

      Technically yes since you are part robot and you have the mind of yourself as a human

  • @MineCraftMachine3000
    @MineCraftMachine3000 20 днів тому +2

    To answer the title of the video: No, I would date a cute robot girl

  • @zorgonvoir6896
    @zorgonvoir6896 Рік тому +9

    Man, i hate remembering how robots took out my insides.

  • @Blickos456
    @Blickos456 Рік тому

    it really works. ive got other softwares but there is nothing as simple and easy to use as this one. thank you bro! subscribed and liked this.

  • @studsheep
    @studsheep Рік тому +4

    Alternate titles for each endings:
    1 "Checkmate | 4 Mistakes 9 Blunders 3 Missed wins"
    2 "World Domination"
    3 "Bed Domination"
    4 "Gameover | 3 Mistakes 12 Blunders 1 Missed wins"

  • @BattleUnit3
    @BattleUnit3 Рік тому +2

    Manly is my hero, he said "Your Mom" to a killer AI and didn't get immediately killed

  • @JJSaysHi
    @JJSaysHi Рік тому +15

    So funny knowing this is in the same universe as Date Time, where you have to romance computer viruses, yet it's still weird to date a robot.

  • @Pop12s
    @Pop12s Рік тому +4

    I loved your vid man, keep up the great work!

  • @_Cloun
    @_Cloun Рік тому +2

    So funny enough the cafe segment of the date from this game is actually full of tons of references to Melissa !!
    like how bothof them have the same order- ironically enough manly picked coffee and cake both times lmao

  • @niraskie783
    @niraskie783 Рік тому +7

    She reminds me of P03 and therefore I immediately love her

  • @aramdominsect895
    @aramdominsect895 Рік тому +1

    6:42
    I love how hes happy that he can say the line "JUST LET ME COOK!"

  • @Starhawke_Gaming
    @Starhawke_Gaming Рік тому +6

    Apparently I'm not a human, since several of my honest responses would get me rejected.

  • @Aproximal
    @Aproximal Рік тому +4

    The Manly bar to dateability is -Has eyes.
    And I'm not judging. I know people with lower bars. XD

    • @TJ-hg6op
      @TJ-hg6op Рік тому +1

      Idk air looks kinda hot.

  • @InnocentC0
    @InnocentC0 Рік тому +11

    Funny, I actually want more to see what is in the inside.

    • @littlecherryartist
      @littlecherryartist Рік тому +4

      same, I'm really curious about what happened

    • @nardalis4832
      @nardalis4832 Рік тому +4

      I have a suspicion there isn't such a thing as a "paradise" in there. Rather, its the robots stomach.
      Thats why all the humans died without a robot being there.
      She ate them.
      Very dark theory xD

  • @ImTheGuy
    @ImTheGuy Рік тому +9

    I cant believe Manly is dating P03's sister

  • @GGMARCVZ
    @GGMARCVZ Рік тому +4

    "Add eyes to anything and I can date that"
    -Manlybadasshero

  • @kamikeserpentail3778
    @kamikeserpentail3778 Рік тому +1

    I'm not a robot yet.
    That comes in a couple decades.
    A face isn't enough.
    The robot could talk with you.
    It could change its expression.
    These are important.

  • @Thelothuo
    @Thelothuo Рік тому +14

    If she's going to be stuck in one spot for that long, I hope she can at least sleep most of that time...

  • @manegirl93416
    @manegirl93416 11 місяців тому +1

    The way Manly pronounces "ROBOT" as two distinct syllables gets a chuckle out of me.
    So, let's see here. We know the timeline goes Melissa-> her diskette is stolen so the protagonist probably survived though how the world survived the I LOVE YOU plague isn't known -> Morris -> most likely the ending that foreshadows Anna is the true ending -> Brain -> though why he quotes Morris's first poem in the finale is anyone's guess unless it's Morris's spread -> No Robots Allowed -> *Something happened to Humanity*...

  • @dorothydeese2048
    @dorothydeese2048 10 днів тому +1

    SHE IS ALLOWED IN NO JOKE IDK IF SHE RIPS ME APART IDK

  • @andistansbury4366
    @andistansbury4366 9 місяців тому +4

    I thought that they would just pull up a captcha for the tests.

  • @sdaniaal
    @sdaniaal Рік тому +6

    Man she REALLY let you cook.

  • @cleanchimera3870
    @cleanchimera3870 Рік тому +3

    ANOTHER EPISODE OF MANLY IN A CIRCUMSTANCE WITH A ROBOT WAIFU THATS GENERALLY ONE COLOUR WITH A FACE

  • @magi1134
    @magi1134 Рік тому +2

    oh no dont give a doodle robot face eyelashes and a blush dont

  • @AlienFan25
    @AlienFan25 Рік тому +3

    I probably wouldn't. Believe it or not. But I like how my insides are.

  • @United_statesofamerica526
    @United_statesofamerica526 29 днів тому +1

    “Even if she opens your insides?” JESUS CHRIST ON A MOTORBIKE HELL NAW

  • @TemmiePlays
    @TemmiePlays Рік тому +8

    As a robot, how does she know the proper dating protocol?

  • @aliyahshoulders60
    @aliyahshoulders60 Рік тому +2

    Manly Guy Who Plays Horror Games, this is truly scary because A.I. is taking over and your trying to date one. The world is truly ending. 🥺

  • @ferraurie
    @ferraurie Рік тому +3

    Not the ManlyBadassHero we deserve, but the ManlyBadassHero we need.

  • @sirnikkel6746
    @sirnikkel6746 Місяць тому +1

    Love that the actual paradise ending is when you end up with her.

  • @sirsage3311
    @sirsage3311 Рік тому +3

    6:48 Nah nah let him cook he's on to something here.

  • @origamifolder2255
    @origamifolder2255 19 днів тому +1

    3:46 Screw the food, gimme that storage.

  • @przemekgolicz1120
    @przemekgolicz1120 Рік тому +3

    Can't believe he got away with a Your mom joke

    • @zopwerty0562
      @zopwerty0562 Рік тому +1

      Seems because it is very human thing to say "Your mom..." joke.