Stressagains: The Restaurant for Stress-Eating

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  • @dropout
    @dropout  5 років тому +900

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    • @MMau9152
      @MMau9152 5 років тому +5

      This is caring about your old videos. Good job CH

    • @sabbirahmed273
      @sabbirahmed273 3 роки тому +1

      Back to the future
      You Marty and to see Future

    • @sabbirahmed273
      @sabbirahmed273 3 роки тому +1

      How many people Marty and the kids will to do that are you doing today

  • @dougopfar3331
    @dougopfar3331 5 років тому +8142

    “Stare vacantly into our fridge to see if you can find the thing that will finally fill that empty part inside of you,”
    Too close to home.

    • @rexjolles
      @rexjolles 4 роки тому +64

      Me litteraly last night at 11 pm: Let's see, mayonnaise sandwich or shredded cheese? How about both

    • @taurxevc1725
      @taurxevc1725 4 роки тому +41

      Maybe if I stare into my fridge enough I'll find my self-esteem.

    • @alexralph6024
      @alexralph6024 4 роки тому +17

      Convinced the dislikes are just people this punched in the face with realism

    • @BlackCover95
      @BlackCover95 4 роки тому +3

      Krispy Bak0n
      You’re mistaking that with likes.

    • @Lorraine46
      @Lorraine46 4 роки тому +4

      me at twelve pm cutting up pickles with the jar lid and putting it between to slices of american cheese like a sandwitch

  • @twinkletopsable
    @twinkletopsable 7 років тому +3045

    its just an endless cycle of craving something sweet then salty then sweet then salty

    • @Eeter26
      @Eeter26 7 років тому +30

      Then sweet then salty then sweet then salty then sweet then salty then sweet then salty

    • @bluestar8779
      @bluestar8779 7 років тому +29

      Then creamy

    • @drakeaciago6491
      @drakeaciago6491 7 років тому +32

      then crunchy

    • @martijnslegers7523
      @martijnslegers7523 7 років тому +8

      Sounds pretty sweet!

    • @aubriem1944
      @aubriem1944 7 років тому +1

      Tell me about it....

  • @broadwaymelody33
    @broadwaymelody33 4 роки тому +4065

    As someone with Binge Eating Disorder, ive never felt more attacked and seen. The handful of dry cereal is too real.

  • @madeleine6866
    @madeleine6866 7 років тому +3628

    Oh dear lord, this is a bit too real actually.

    • @koreet2692
      @koreet2692 7 років тому +5

      Madeleine PH right! Lol I'm doing this now.

    • @carlosapiang8256
      @carlosapiang8256 7 років тому +4

      That's all I was thinking when watching it... yep... 'sigh'

    • @bluesdjben
      @bluesdjben 7 років тому +60

      One of their most perfectly on the nose sketches in quite a while. I also like Boredagains, where having a snack every 40 minutes helps you make up for the fact that your coworkers are dull as can be and you have absolutely no social life.

    • @t.c.5621
      @t.c.5621 7 років тому +3

      i kinda want this to be a real thing that you can go to

    • @Sammyyaam
      @Sammyyaam 7 років тому +14

      I literally wander around the kitchen looking for something to balance the last thing I ate.
      Eating chips? Now I need cookies. Now I need fruit because I actually believe it will cancel the last two unhealthy things I ate. Now I need juice to wash it down. Nevermind I haven't had water today. I should drink water instead... That was unsatisfying going back to juice. Okay I'm good. *15 minutes later* I'm hungry again!

  • @AndArrington
    @AndArrington 6 років тому +9234

    The peanut butter on a spoon with chocolate chips was *real*

    • @VulcanTrekkie45
      @VulcanTrekkie45 6 років тому +86

      and.rosie And honestly looked awesome

    • @eva-kp6jh
      @eva-kp6jh 6 років тому +85

      I've tried it before (chocolate sprinkles/chocolate chips/peanut butter) in a bowl and I thought I was gonna throw up

    • @justkittensbeingkittens5892
      @justkittensbeingkittens5892 6 років тому +30

      Peanut allergy.... so I’ve never had it. I also can’t have Nutella so idk what that tastes like.

    • @eva-kp6jh
      @eva-kp6jh 6 років тому +62

      @@justkittensbeingkittens5892
      you poor, poor human. you shall never taste the wondrous flavor of nutella, or peanut butter cookies, or chocolate covered almonds.. i pity you.

    • @dingus_wow
      @dingus_wow 5 років тому +31

      @@justkittensbeingkittens5892 ok I'll sum it for you. imagine one of the best things in the universe, then multiply it by 10. That's everything you can't have.

  • @2015Drama
    @2015Drama 4 роки тому +5573

    Is it bad that I actually kind of want this to be a real restaurant?

    • @kellyphillips9743
      @kellyphillips9743 4 роки тому +211

      I don't want I need

    • @4444Ferris
      @4444Ferris 4 роки тому +128

      I'm not sure... Even though this is one of their jokes based in nihilism, is not that bad of an idea

    • @blaiseavey4090
      @blaiseavey4090 4 роки тому +29

      I mean it’s basically food from RiteAid 💀

    • @linuscunttips
      @linuscunttips 4 роки тому +11

      No it is not bad I want it to

    • @ren.67
      @ren.67 4 роки тому +6

      Buffet

  • @mrsfinnthehuman
    @mrsfinnthehuman 7 років тому +2635

    I legitimately watched this after hanging up the phone ordering a pizza because it's midterm season and I somehow legitimately have 12 major assignments/tests/papers due in the next week and a half and my life is spiraling out of control and as long as my face is stuffed with cheese and bread I can ignore the empty black hole in my chest that threatens to consume me and leave me vacant, without a degree, and without the will to live. Hahahaha I'm going to laugh/cry to myself in a few minutes as I rewatch this video while finishing a medium pan pizza all by myself

    • @ElpSmith
      @ElpSmith 7 років тому +96

      R.I.P. Your sanity. It's 2 months later. How did you do?

    • @rakanali4216
      @rakanali4216 7 років тому +89

      Kezia Lozano she didn't respond, you know what that means..

    • @df938
      @df938 7 років тому +38

      rip

    • @SorchaSublime
      @SorchaSublime 7 років тому +24

      MEDIUM PAN?!?
      Anything thicker than crispy fin is UNACCEPTABLE!

    • @mayliereddedieren
      @mayliereddedieren 7 років тому +10

      Kezia Lozano did you survive??

  • @spilledink849
    @spilledink849 7 років тому +909

    I heard a knock on my door... that's how close to home this hit.

    • @mariaguzman2363
      @mariaguzman2363 6 років тому +8

      Spilled Ink Shit, came up to hang in my bed. It says hi

    • @padcrew5647
      @padcrew5647 6 років тому +8

      What an amazing display of language 🔥🔥🔥

    • @anomalocaris2593
      @anomalocaris2593 6 років тому +1

      Me too, I would go there with my roommate and talk about how great Finland is

    • @Awesomepony3947
      @Awesomepony3947 6 років тому

      Spilled Ink Legendary comment

  • @l.w.3184
    @l.w.3184 4 роки тому +3414

    “We must stop eating!”
    Cried toad as he ate another

    • @irongirltoni
      @irongirltoni 4 роки тому +47

      I loved those books

    • @BigT.Larrity
      @BigT.Larrity 4 роки тому +4

      Like the Mario toads?
      Are they cannibalistic?

    • @wix118
      @wix118 4 роки тому +3

      Will power!

    • @chocorocky5705
      @chocorocky5705 4 роки тому +46

      @@BigT.Larrity No, it's a line from the children's book Frog and Toad.

    • @tabithalehnert5873
      @tabithalehnert5873 4 роки тому +6

      Lucas Whitehawk yes! I love those books, and that quote applies perfectly to this video

  • @ruairimurnion2091
    @ruairimurnion2091 7 років тому +1769

    Honestly, i would eat at Stressagains

    • @gamerman7209
      @gamerman7209 6 років тому +27

      Aposable Thumbs I would eat but then think of all the calories and come back

    • @jakescar5128
      @jakescar5128 6 років тому +18

      Honestly not even doing stressful stuff. I'd eat here because they have all the weird snacks I eat while watching UA-cam.

    • @londyn9314
      @londyn9314 6 років тому +5

      I would too especially during testing weeks

    • @justsomenobody1454
      @justsomenobody1454 6 років тому +1

      Everyone would

    • @grimmisascorchmain9486
      @grimmisascorchmain9486 6 років тому

      I would

  • @HelloXRyan
    @HelloXRyan 7 років тому +3154

    oh my god i am living for this video

  • @aricaine5024
    @aricaine5024 4 роки тому +1111

    I think Ally, Grant and Trapp wrote this sketch so that they could just eat a bunch of snacks on set
    Edit: oh my god Trapp actually did write this

    • @eldritchteletubby9319
      @eldritchteletubby9319 3 роки тому +3

      Yeet

    • @chastermief839
      @chastermief839 Рік тому +32

      this was actually a prototype for Total Forgiveness. Grant and Ally approached trapp and asked him to write a sketch for them because neither of them could afford anything to eat that day.

    • @radioactivedetective6876
      @radioactivedetective6876 Рік тому +1

      ​@@chastermief839 they didn't have any food or money to buy food that day - is that what happened?

  • @caitthenerd7470
    @caitthenerd7470 6 років тому +1495

    Jalapeño poppers are great and all, but what stressed person wouldn't go for the massive tray of cupcakes?! This is so unrealistic...

    • @baguette3285
      @baguette3285 6 років тому +38

      CrazyCashGaming it has too be a cake. And sometimes when your stressed you will go with something savory

    • @_4Mother2MothEyes0
      @_4Mother2MothEyes0 6 років тому +41

      I always stress eat savory. I don’t have a sweet tooth.

    • @MissDraiha
      @MissDraiha 6 років тому +26

      I love sweets, but yeah stress eating is salty

    • @ThatOneRandomSteve
      @ThatOneRandomSteve 6 років тому +29

      @@MissDraiha until it gets too salty, then you get something sweet/fruity, then it gets too sugary so you go in for the salt again, and Ouroboros consumes its own tail

    • @eternityprevails5101
      @eternityprevails5101 5 років тому +7

      I stress eat savory foods. Jalapeno poppers would be perfect

  • @DeathnoteBB
    @DeathnoteBB 6 років тому +5316

    People in foreign countries: Is America okay?
    Me: *this video*

    • @kawaiidere1023
      @kawaiidere1023 6 років тому +42

      Rip America chan

    • @kaitlingreen9167
      @kaitlingreen9167 6 років тому +18

      DeathnoteBB no we’re not

    • @kawaiidere1023
      @kawaiidere1023 6 років тому +6

      I ship DeathnoteBB and nightcoreBB

    • @Lizavaletta
      @Lizavaletta 6 років тому +27

      Trust me, (almost) everywhere else it's exactly the same! SO relatable

    • @أحمدأشقر-ن8ق
      @أحمدأشقر-ن8ق 6 років тому +35

      Elizaveta S yeah but in america more people are stressed for obvious reasons. Healthcare and education systems leave people in debt for their entire lives.

  • @Tarou06
    @Tarou06 5 років тому +589

    This should be a side operation of the awkward amount of time station.

  • @xFlea
    @xFlea 7 років тому +268

    when people say college humour is dying, damn fam this was LIT

  • @pokexchespin012302
    @pokexchespin012302 7 років тому +1050

    The dry cereal is too real

  • @Phlebas
    @Phlebas 5 років тому +3353

    I wasn't hungry but I got a blueberry muffin out of the fridge and just sat down to watch some UA-cam when this old video popped up in my recommendation.
    Congrats, CollegeHumor, you managed to shame me into putting that blueberry muffin back in the fridge. It will stay uneaten for at least the next 30 minutes.

    • @LeCakeMonger
      @LeCakeMonger 4 роки тому +17

      Same Dude

    • @blackhat1018
      @blackhat1018 4 роки тому +33

      Why do you have a blueberry muffin in your fridge?

    • @LeCakeMonger
      @LeCakeMonger 4 роки тому +29

      @@blackhat1018 Cuz there good?

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 4 роки тому +21

      Cake YumCake But why the fridge

    • @LeCakeMonger
      @LeCakeMonger 4 роки тому +34

      @@DeathnoteBB Cuz cold Gud and Stay not expired longer?

  • @King-rw2ip
    @King-rw2ip 6 років тому +3282

    Plot twist: *THIS ISN'T A SKIT*

    • @youtubeguy415
      @youtubeguy415 5 років тому +13

      O-O

    • @plantlibrarian2845
      @plantlibrarian2845 5 років тому +54

      Plot twist: IT WAS SPONSORED

    • @halley6903
      @halley6903 5 років тому +8

      Haha haha..... it really isn’t

    • @vsgfilmgroup
      @vsgfilmgroup 5 років тому +12

      LEMME OUT! LEMME OUT!
      THIS IS NOT A SKIT!
      I'M BEGGIN' FOR HELP! I'M SCREAMIN' FOR HELP!
      PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!

    • @gracegold9072
      @gracegold9072 5 років тому +2

      I dont get it

  • @EpicGammingCrew
    @EpicGammingCrew 7 років тому +2558

    Too real, collegehumor, too real

    • @Adam-xp2fl
      @Adam-xp2fl 7 років тому +2

      You said you were going to attack number is a feminist and I told her feminist and I have been together for a while now I forgot to ask the next day light on e a good 7th the next day a good time as well and months ago I don't know where you want me to go and I don't want me to go and update the next few weeks ago I was going out of business development at all and I know more then a half hour or so to

    • @misakaackerman3876
      @misakaackerman3876 7 років тому +14

      Mem3 Cringe What?

    • @genessab
      @genessab 7 років тому +15

      misaka ackerman I think he had a stroke

    • @Adam-xp2fl
      @Adam-xp2fl 7 років тому

      misaka ackerman is a feminist and months ago when i touch me up half hour or so ago I was going to attack someone else can I eat it

    • @Adam-xp2fl
      @Adam-xp2fl 7 років тому +2

      You said you wanted to se e my old one with out a half hour or so ago I was going out of business development at all and I don't want to send anything you dumb mother and father of the best military's ability for a while now I have been together for a little more then the ugly hag and months ago I don't know where you

  • @sr.l8366
    @sr.l8366 5 років тому +1527

    And, if you are the 1000th client, you get a consult with a Psychiatrist. You'll still need to pay it thoug.

    • @DobroPitanje
      @DobroPitanje 4 роки тому +40

      You mean
      "If this is your 1000th visit you get a psychiatrist for free!"

    • @dsjgfxxkhrx4050
      @dsjgfxxkhrx4050 4 роки тому +1

      I wish you would stand you're ground and never correct that last word

    • @__-qn8ts
      @__-qn8ts 3 роки тому

      @@dsjgfxxkhrx4050 he stood hs ground, alpha energy

    • @rundyftw
      @rundyftw 9 місяців тому

      That’s the punch card deal, most places give you a sandwich, this place gives you a therapy referral.

  • @Tyler.Burleson
    @Tyler.Burleson 6 років тому +5278

    Yeah but like, Ally in a ponytail is my favorite part of this video

    • @wynonaa.980
      @wynonaa.980 5 років тому +168

      @@cocofellas That's kind of far, they could just like the way the ponytail looks, that doesn't make them a pervert. If I complimented someone on their eyes, would that make me a perv?

    • @ohmelts42
      @ohmelts42 5 років тому +31

      ​@@cocofellas it's fair of you to comment on other people complimenting someone who hasn't slammed into the wall yet? You're a old fat hag who doesn't leave her couch judging by your interests. "weight loss motivation"? "minecraft music"?. You're a fucking weirdo who doesn't realize you just need to get off your big, weird ass and maybe the increase in energy will encourage you to stop insulting dudes on the internet for leaving a COMMENT in the COMMENTS section.

    • @Tyler.Burleson
      @Tyler.Burleson 5 років тому +86

      @@cocofellas Lol please calm down, it's not even perverted. It's like, I'm in the military, right? So every person I work with, the only time I see them is when they are in military uniform. So when I see one of them outside of work in their basic every day clothes, it's a breath of fresh air. Or like if you're dating someone and one day you go somewhere fancy and they put on clothes they don't normally wear and just have a totally different style and look, it doesn't make you a pervert to be like "wow that's pretty nice." It's just a compliment. Ally has a similar look in every video, with their hair down and whatnot, so it's just neat to see a different look for once.

    • @sach1460
      @sach1460 5 років тому +117

      @@cocofellas
      "nice hairstyle"
      "P E R V E R T"

    • @ryanstanley1802
      @ryanstanley1802 4 роки тому +52

      Oh Melts* ok yeah they definitely were harsh by calling them a pervert but your reaction to it is crazy and just as unjustified as theirs. You’re being really unnecessarily rude and overreacting over a small remark that was just pretty harsh.

  • @applemak97
    @applemak97 7 років тому +1838

    Address of the restaurant???

  • @kate7667
    @kate7667 4 роки тому +2191

    is everyone in this comment section okay? do yall need a hug

  • @cantaloupegodling352
    @cantaloupegodling352 2 роки тому +153

    Those extended shots where they eat a whole bunch in uncomfortable silence make the sketch too real.

  • @777gpower
    @777gpower 4 роки тому +894

    Stressigan’s would not survive the quarantine, even though it’d likely be needed most

    • @lavonakirtley9280
      @lavonakirtley9280 3 роки тому +46

      Gavin Power they would end up delivering

    • @destroyerofeps2714
      @destroyerofeps2714 3 роки тому +23

      THEY WOULD BE WORTH TRILLONS

    • @777gpower
      @777gpower 3 роки тому +6

      @@destroyerofeps2714 but social distancing would basically shut them down

    • @destroyerofeps2714
      @destroyerofeps2714 3 роки тому +4

      @@777gpower correction they would have to buy about 50 new buldinga

    • @lukalaa1764
      @lukalaa1764 3 роки тому +1

      @@lavonakirtley9280 send you a bag of dried vegetables

  • @Sububi198
    @Sububi198 5 років тому +314

    “This shift has been crazy!”
    There’s one other person in the restaurant

    • @dvdcbb
      @dvdcbb 4 роки тому +13

      Its college final season

    • @a.maus.2615
      @a.maus.2615 7 місяців тому +1

      It do be like that.

  • @shivamjaiswal439
    @shivamjaiswal439 7 років тому +238

    i want a sitcom where the cast hangs out at this place..

    • @Axeloy
      @Axeloy 7 років тому +9

      that sounds awesome, just endless random food while they do random shit and talk about the existence of average humans

    • @sportalero9032
      @sportalero9032 7 років тому +5

      @EpicPie - so you're talking about a Seinfeld reboot?

    • @Siberius-
      @Siberius- 7 років тому +6

      Seinfeld is similar in wayyys.. but we shouldn't just say anything vaguely similar is just a Seinfeld reboot.

    • @kennoquick
      @kennoquick 7 років тому +2

      shivam jaiswal YEZSZSZSZSZSZSZ

  • @elizabethstein369
    @elizabethstein369 6 років тому +391

    When you eat one thing hoping it will satisfy you but now you feel more empty.

  • @schrodinger1374
    @schrodinger1374 5 років тому +228

    When I was around 13 I had stress eating down to a fine art. My magnum opus was peanut butter, banana, and chocolate milk syrup in an old tortilla

    • @tychowozniaki9269
      @tychowozniaki9269 5 років тому +7

      there is a thing called chocolate milk syrup? where can i buy it?

    • @ekulipse1133
      @ekulipse1133 4 роки тому +28

      poor man’s crepe

    • @Wertsir
      @Wertsir 4 роки тому +21

      The ancient Greeks used to call that Ambrosia, the food of the gods.

    • @abovelunar3488
      @abovelunar3488 4 роки тому +4

      @@tychowozniaki9269 Hershey's chocolate syrup?

    • @katelynpringle5506
      @katelynpringle5506 3 роки тому +7

      I used to do Nutella in a microwaved flour tortilla. I was a monster.

  • @josuebartley7272
    @josuebartley7272 7 років тому +695

    Imagine if your fridge did what you do every night. Just the door to your room opens and it just stares at you for like 15 minutes then leaves

    • @factahhh
      @factahhh 7 років тому +125

      and then every once in a while it opens your chest cavity and takes something and eats it

    • @joebaxter6895
      @joebaxter6895 7 років тому +30

      thats terrifying lol

    • @loisgriffin190
      @loisgriffin190 7 років тому +1

      my already has that covered

    • @Emily-kd2zv
      @Emily-kd2zv 7 років тому +18

      10/10 stealing text posts

    • @poke-talia268
      @poke-talia268 7 років тому +8

      This is funny, because it is so true.

  • @minafrosbaboci7826
    @minafrosbaboci7826 7 років тому +448

    OMG i'm from Albania and that liquor looking thing like water it's called "Rakia". Its some pretty strong shit

    • @Ada-kr4io
      @Ada-kr4io 6 років тому +16

      Minafros Baboci I drank that by accident when I was younger, cause my mum put it in a water bottle

    • @user-crane
      @user-crane 5 років тому +28

      @@Ada-kr4io same thing here in Russia, but with Vodka. No joke, many children accidentally drink Vodka thinking it's water. It's a massive problem

    • @connerbearden6153
      @connerbearden6153 5 років тому +4

      I had no idea this was a problem

    • @bp837
      @bp837 5 років тому +1

      Now you do

    • @something8245
      @something8245 5 років тому +9

      Sometimes kids also accidently drink Samogon, it's like Vodka that people make themselves out of basically anything, and it usually is stronger than actual Vodka. Burns your mouth right out, I did that as a child once, didn't feel my tongue for at least two hours after.

  • @bethanyk.5378
    @bethanyk.5378 3 роки тому +14

    I love when she asks how they are and they just fall apart.

  • @tchit8792
    @tchit8792 7 років тому +435

    "A shot of liquor from Albania or some shit" 😂

  • @dinahdiaz1692
    @dinahdiaz1692 7 років тому +966

    On my period during finals, is there a location near me?

    • @quinintheclouds
      @quinintheclouds 7 років тому +45

      good luck to you, brave soul

    • @letsgococo5192
      @letsgococo5192 7 років тому +92

      Dinah Diaz You don't have to go looking for a restaurant near you when you can have all the barely contained breakdowns of our famous brand right from the comfort of your own home! Introducing The Poorly Stocked Fridge! You can attempt and fail to find something actually pleasent to eat and just settle for something that hasn't gone bad and won't kill you as soon as you out it in your mouth! With a wide variety of selections such as Nasty Thanksgiving Leftovers your mom made you take home, Failed Dinner Experiment that you're still trying to like, Random pile of ingredients that you stuff between two pieces of bread and call a sandwich, and many more!

    • @KenTheAdventurer
      @KenTheAdventurer 7 років тому

      You can ask the teacher for a postponement

    • @jentombs218
      @jentombs218 7 років тому +10

      ken belangel you cant ask for a postponement bc youre on your period...wish you could though :(

    • @ladhkay
      @ladhkay 7 років тому +14

      I can stop your periods if you want

  • @aadiseh1597
    @aadiseh1597 3 роки тому +137

    I was straight up waiting for ally to say “y’know we also have a gym” and then they all laugh.

  • @seiban8455
    @seiban8455 7 років тому +299

    How did you find a way to pump liquid depression through my ethernet cables?

    • @rakanali4216
      @rakanali4216 7 років тому +11

      Seiban electrons and shit

  • @owenparker3230
    @owenparker3230 5 років тому +589

    0:41 far left corner

    • @jjs32stepstoenlightenment37
      @jjs32stepstoenlightenment37 5 років тому +19

      owen parker ilumanity confir

    • @sliceofbread6929
      @sliceofbread6929 5 років тому +50

      they always hide it in their videos, an easter egg of sorts

    •  5 років тому +1

      I cant see where

    • @itssssstef
      @itssssstef 5 років тому +10

      How much did you have to look for that?

    • @ameliabobelia430
      @ameliabobelia430 5 років тому +2

      Some Kid can u plz tell me what it is

  • @-_-3315
    @-_-3315 4 роки тому +179

    So the algorithm knows I'm on the stress-agains diet during quarantine 🙃

  • @chantelsimmons2416
    @chantelsimmons2416 7 років тому +210

    too real, collegehumor. too f*cking real.
    ok, back to work!

  • @anuragarya6416
    @anuragarya6416 7 років тому +110

    Must be fun shooting this video.

    • @mcnt9506
      @mcnt9506 7 років тому +23

      ohhh man, imagine eating halfway through something, then being told "cut!" and you have to eat it again, over and over and over

    • @killjoy131
      @killjoy131 7 років тому +1

      guys, this was the director

  • @QualityGamingStudios
    @QualityGamingStudios 6 років тому +103

    Put this on tv during an actual advertisement slot (but add a number) and see if anyone calls

    • @axelfirekirby
      @axelfirekirby 4 роки тому +6

      Sounds like adult swim infomercials
      We need more of those

    • @alortiz1954
      @alortiz1954 4 роки тому +2

      I feel like most of the calls would just be asking if they’re ok

  • @bugalmonte6681
    @bugalmonte6681 6 років тому +49

    the irony is im watching this while stress eating ice cream and feeling the immense guilt of it all

    • @haradream7394
      @haradream7394 6 років тому +5

      Just ate a bowl of ice-cream, two packs of sausages, then I ate some garlic bread and drank 1 L pepsi bottle
      and don't feel any guilt of it

  • @xtutotv4675
    @xtutotv4675 3 роки тому +117

    is it bad that I'd actually would be a regular at stressigansd if it was real?

  • @kappaross6124
    @kappaross6124 7 років тому +40

    The way this year had been going, I'd better invest in this restaurant.

  • @bigpoppa4395
    @bigpoppa4395 6 років тому +362

    I feel personally attacked

  • @princy2979
    @princy2979 4 роки тому +9

    It’s been years and this is still one of my favorite sketches

  • @notfish
    @notfish 7 років тому +117

    i wish this place existed.

    • @youtubeguy415
      @youtubeguy415 5 років тому

      Same

    • @tomnew7922
      @tomnew7922 5 років тому +1

      noncefish this had 69 like and I just ruined it

    • @NoName-vn4jh
      @NoName-vn4jh 5 років тому +1

      @@tomnew7922 how dare you...

    • @beautifulmeeses
      @beautifulmeeses 5 років тому

      But it does! It's in your kitchen! And every kitchen!

  • @DarkFoxV
    @DarkFoxV 7 років тому +141

    There is no help. Only the void of nothingness can sate our problems.

    • @driedupbug0527
      @driedupbug0527 5 років тому +5

      And that's why we try to fill the void up with food

    • @fry5544
      @fry5544 5 років тому

      Food can’t love you. I learnt the hard way after loosing teeth to my sugar addiction.

  • @AvitalShtap
    @AvitalShtap 3 роки тому +18

    The server deserves the biggest tip ever LOL they were so nice the whole time

  • @IcyAuron
    @IcyAuron 6 років тому +4

    I've watched this three times since the day it came out, and it remains one of the best sketches. The writing, the delivery, the acting, it's all so incredibly well done.

  • @lvrmaya
    @lvrmaya 6 років тому +244

    Its a stressaraunt lmao
    Edit: nvm someone already made that joke

    • @thwipthwap8870
      @thwipthwap8870 6 років тому +1

      M a y a get rid of the edit and the lmao. Then this will be the most beautiful thing I've ever seen

  • @breakfast3006
    @breakfast3006 4 роки тому +9

    This hurts my soul.
    It’s too true.

  • @papaputin1122
    @papaputin1122 7 років тому +162

    I wish this was a real place

    • @dylab5051
      @dylab5051 7 років тому +6

      The Epic Face it is and it's fucking anywhere

    • @PhamInColor
      @PhamInColor 7 років тому +5

      The Epic Face it's in your kitchen and your bedroom and wherever leftovers from a week ago can be found

    • @papaputin1122
      @papaputin1122 7 років тому +3

      No this specific restaurant so I'm not judged as bad

    • @papaputin1122
      @papaputin1122 7 років тому +2

      Yea

  • @spencerpugh5767
    @spencerpugh5767 7 років тому +80

    Stressagains otherwise known as taco bell, McDonalds, burger king and all leftovers ever.

    • @lucasdriessen5369
      @lucasdriessen5369 7 років тому +18

      or your fridge

    • @HDestroyer787
      @HDestroyer787 7 років тому +6

      Those don't invite you in their kitchens to just eat whatever the f***k you can find

    • @spencerpugh5767
      @spencerpugh5767 7 років тому +1

      HDestroyer have you looked at a mcdonalds menu

  • @moshifan132
    @moshifan132 4 роки тому +126

    All of the laid off College Humor employees are at Sressagain’s...

  • @NayvieNoir
    @NayvieNoir 6 років тому +21

    Does Stressagain’s have free wifi so while I’m eating I can open my laptop to work on a project, stare at the blank screen for 30 minutes, then give up and order more food through tears in my eyes?

    • @rogue7723
      @rogue7723 Рік тому

      Or a Nintendo Switch with a Roku so I could play video games and watch TV until I have a _searing pain_ behind my eyeballs?

  • @dr-skelebones
    @dr-skelebones 7 років тому +25

    The restaurant for stress eating? You mean that's that's not just the University cafeteria with the all-you-can-eat stuff?

    • @IamshinyCM
      @IamshinyCM 7 років тому +8

      oh it definitely is

  • @Grayedin
    @Grayedin 3 роки тому +7

    This video was so terrifyingly accurate to my real life that it caused me physical pain. I love it.

  • @greysonsmith2130
    @greysonsmith2130 6 років тому +218

    Funny story I was shaving my face (I have really noticeable peach fuzz) and I cut my cheek and it was late so I went to the kitchen grabed the biggest sauce pan we have and filled it with cereal chocolate gummies and chips and cried as I stress at it my mom found me sleeping with the pan by me

  • @Sara-wc7qv
    @Sara-wc7qv 7 років тому +258

    Weird liquor from Albania? Get me that raki

  • @miradics3988
    @miradics3988 4 роки тому +75

    Not gonna lie, i want this restaurant to be real.

  • @eerereps
    @eerereps 7 років тому +270

    please tell me she will join the CH writer cast!

    • @VikSun14618
      @VikSun14618 7 років тому +5

      eerereps NEVER!!!!

    • @HaloBoy74
      @HaloBoy74 7 років тому +65

      I'm from the future and I have good news.

    • @harmonicagoose9676
      @harmonicagoose9676 7 років тому +10

      I'm from the future also, and you will be disappointed with how they use her.

    • @ralfee8713
      @ralfee8713 7 років тому

      Chris Acosta how

    • @harmonicagoose9676
      @harmonicagoose9676 7 років тому +5

      Ralfee Well, I just think they use too much stuff about Raphael. They sort of pushed her to the side.

  • @irdi3176
    @irdi3176 7 років тому +150

    i would kill for this to be a real restaurant XD

    • @jacobwallach9419
      @jacobwallach9419 6 років тому +2

      IrdiZ I was looking for a comment like thid

    • @i27265
      @i27265 6 років тому +3

      "You know like a carrot or something."

    • @morgan_c
      @morgan_c 6 років тому +1

      IrdiZ It is,it’s called “Golden Corral”

    • @gracegold9072
      @gracegold9072 5 років тому +1

      Preach...

  • @kazcatron2285
    @kazcatron2285 4 роки тому +12

    everytime i make the circuit around my kitchen eating like this I just say "im at stressigains" under my breath to quell to stress

  • @AaronDuck
    @AaronDuck 7 років тому +241

    they got the poppers instead of the cupcakes?!?!??!!l!!?!!????!??!??!??!?!!??!?!!!??

    • @jefflebowski918
      @jefflebowski918 7 років тому +119

      That was next, you got to alternate salty and sweet.

    • @missmorbid1439
      @missmorbid1439 7 років тому +4

      I think you meant spicy and sweet.

  • @rorynator7567
    @rorynator7567 7 років тому +166

    The comments are extra bad when you're early.

    • @cingkole7893
      @cingkole7893 7 років тому

      IKR

    • @Nyorane
      @Nyorane 7 років тому +1

      God, I hate smarmy saccharine comments like that.

  • @jessmorgan6732
    @jessmorgan6732 4 роки тому +3

    The best part of stress eating is the sound of dry food being picked up from a plate and crunched. SO SATISFYING.

  • @tjardarosendaal4109
    @tjardarosendaal4109 7 років тому +39

    So accurate God Damn it

  • @carpetrider130
    @carpetrider130 7 років тому +41

    The liqure from albania is called raki, it's really strong. It's close to pure alchohol. Rub it in mint leaves make it better

    • @adamlarus1
      @adamlarus1 7 років тому +1

      It is also called raki in Crete. Is it the same thing?

    • @lirigafuri1574
      @lirigafuri1574 7 років тому

      yes it's called the same way in Kosovo too

    • @samb5319
      @samb5319 7 років тому +1

      Same in Turkey too, rakı

  • @thevoidlord1796
    @thevoidlord1796 2 роки тому +16

    If you think about it, Stressagains is the most cyclical restaurant imagineable: you spend so much money on stress-eating, and then the bill comes. It's basically a full paycheck of food. You get stressed. What do you do? You come on down to Stressagains!

  • @kabelompebe4688
    @kabelompebe4688 7 років тому +123

    No, seriously I feel like this is an extremely personal attack on me

  • @emperoremesis9494
    @emperoremesis9494 6 років тому +55

    Also see: every meal I've had in the past one week

  • @Prospitfox
    @Prospitfox 4 роки тому +36

    Oh my GOD Ally looks so different in this video, they’re adorable and I’m kinda gay

  • @captainburrito-muncherii8011
    @captainburrito-muncherii8011 6 років тому +134

    Who else wants that restaurant in real life?

    • @okikuma324
      @okikuma324 5 років тому

      Me

    • @saltyrust2610
      @saltyrust2610 4 роки тому +2

      It's called Costco just buy bulk pretzels, crisps something sweet something crunchy some of the whole pizzas there and anything else then bam

    • @ivandimovski4074
      @ivandimovski4074 4 роки тому

      Meeeee

  • @arceuslordofcreation8824
    @arceuslordofcreation8824 7 років тому +74

    Sometimes it's all just too much and I need a whole tray of mini cupcakes

    • @RematodeRanger
      @RematodeRanger 7 років тому +12

      not enough. blend up 50 packs of oreos in a blender with milk, then drink it and watch your bad life choices melt away! ( and your heart )

  • @recless8667
    @recless8667 4 роки тому +101

    I feel attacked.

  • @nicksurfs1
    @nicksurfs1 4 роки тому +35

    Did a double take when I heard Ali’s voice come from someone with brown hair? I’ve gotten so used to their blonde/green ombré lol.

  • @weekendcity965
    @weekendcity965 6 років тому +42

    Painfully real

  • @s.e.a2827
    @s.e.a2827 3 роки тому +3

    This hit me on a personal level

  • @stevenlester2606
    @stevenlester2606 7 років тому +61

    So, how many takes did this require and how much weight did you gain?

    • @thedoorguy9506
      @thedoorguy9506 7 років тому +11

      From what I have read what they tend to do is; put food in mouth. Chew it, cut, and spit it out. Then continue...

  • @rosevampire3755
    @rosevampire3755 7 років тому +29

    Someone would make so much money if they opened this.

  • @i_am_a_music_maker5212
    @i_am_a_music_maker5212 3 роки тому +7

    “This shift has been crazy!”
    There’s literally no one else in the restaurant

  • @Tarzan118
    @Tarzan118 7 років тому +25

    You will never hit writers block, will you?

  • @tienalbert
    @tienalbert 5 років тому +21

    Lmao just Emily in the background the whole time got me

  • @CiuccioeCorraz
    @CiuccioeCorraz 3 роки тому +12

    Oh, is this called stress eating? It's just basically my 3am meal when I wake up too late for actually having lunch.

  • @beez6039
    @beez6039 6 років тому +8

    Brownie brittle! Chocolate flavor. Chip texture. Best food ever.

  • @bropitz3514
    @bropitz3514 7 років тому +28

    Why doesn't this actually exist yet? I guess I'll just have to create it. Can I do that? Thanks.

  • @trash-heap3989
    @trash-heap3989 2 роки тому

    This sketch is universally timeless, as in I am dead certain this would resonate with various species across the cosmos throughout time.

  • @DangerDays05
    @DangerDays05 7 років тому +28

    I need a Stressagain's in my area 😤😤

    • @dylab5051
      @dylab5051 7 років тому +9

      Evelyn Ferretiz it's fucking anywhere

  • @zanderblankenship3849
    @zanderblankenship3849 3 роки тому +3

    This was recommended to me about a month before I start college when the stress about tougher classes and new people was still fresh in my head so I started shoving old cereal into my face hole. Perfect timing, UA-cam algorithm.

  • @pinstripe4254
    @pinstripe4254 4 роки тому

    This is way to relatable and I do not like how it makes me feel. I'm immediately liking this

  • @sherk429
    @sherk429 7 років тому +19

    STOP pointing out my issues!!!

  • @typicalsloth2716
    @typicalsloth2716 7 років тому +282

    The TruTV ads are the most annoying thing in existence. The singing is horrible, and no one knows any of the shows on there except ARE.

    • @barrachmedosama
      @barrachmedosama 7 років тому +2

      I know right. Maybe the Chevy ads are worse though.

    • @benitotortellini4093
      @benitotortellini4093 7 років тому +27

      ARE? that's a weird way of spelling impractical jokers

    • @heysiri4935
      @heysiri4935 7 років тому +7

      BenitoTortellin
      It's adam ruins everything

    • @nancyok
      @nancyok 7 років тому +7

      Getting youtube red has changed my life. For a month straight I was getting the same commercial in spanish over and over. I dont speak spanish.

    • @Lyrikan
      @Lyrikan 7 років тому +14

      ad block

  • @rob.3143
    @rob.3143 Місяць тому +1

    This and the 'Akward amount of time' place really sound like places that should exist or like they fill a sorely needed niche.

  • @LaineBurglass23
    @LaineBurglass23 2 роки тому +11

    I’m a law student… I NEED this restaurant to be a real thing

  • @craftylesly7689
    @craftylesly7689 5 років тому +46

    Ewwwwwww I’m seeing my life on the screen and I don’t like it

  • @beepbeepletuce4763
    @beepbeepletuce4763 4 роки тому

    that one noise grant makes at 1:33 rlly hits deep
    idk what it means but its relatable

  • @Jeff-kz5kl
    @Jeff-kz5kl 3 роки тому +11

    After 4 months of stress eating, now 45lbs overweight, this video is so relatable! Hilarious!!!