@@damianvasquez2362how dare u. What if araki made a spin off slice of life shoujo/josei manga focusing on the everyday adventures of her and the other female cast members. Make it have a lucky star/saiki k chill kinda vibe. Now that I think about it that'd be absolute kino wouldn't it😂
This really highlights why Part 6 is the climax of the original universe. It depicts the fated battle that the series had always been leading up to: Italian-American versus Italian-American
So her bloodline is: 1/2 American (presumably American mother) 1/4th Japanese (jotaro’s father was Japanese) 1/8th English (Joseph Joestar) 1/8th Italian (Suzie Q)
@@HashbrownMashup Well an ethnicity or ethnic group is a group of people who identify with each other on the basis of perceived shared attributes that distinguish them from other groups. Those attributes can include a common nation of origin, or common sets of ancestry, traditions, language, history, society, religion, or social treatment. So yeah, Americans are actually an ethnic group, even if Americans don’t think so.
Part 1: Will Zeppeli's Blood Part 2: Caesar Tendency Part 3: Stardust Jotaro Part 4: Jotaro Is Unbreakable Part 5: Golden Buccellati Part 6: Jolyne Ocean
7:14 I how OP is so committed to the bit that they skipped the, like, 1 single frame of the interrogation room scene where Jotaro and Jolyne are *just barely* out of frame. That’s funny. :D
@@possibly_benPurple Haze is an extension of Fugo, thus Purple Haze is Italian. Purple Haze’s smoke is an extension of Purple Haze, thus Purple Haze’s smoke is Italian.
Hey you all forgetting the most important character, my boy Oyecomova (Fun fact: neither of those characters is thecnically italian cause they are from the kingdom of naples, wich is not unified to italy for some reason. Araki was feeling funny idk)
Stone Ocean is actually Araki’s commentary on the intranational tensions between northern and southern Italy, hence why the story pits a mixed-heritage Venetian against a full-blooded Sicilian
@@glowcloudwheatproducts495 it refers to a person who: 1: is fully Italian, but obtained American citizenship because he lives there for a long time and vice versa; 2: is born in the USA with fully or partial Italian heritage and vice versa (if the child lives in Italy until he's 5);
I think it's leaning more towards the fact that, because Jotaro is grandson to Suzie Q, who is italian, Jotaro is actually 1/4 italian and thus could count as one.
I mean Dario Brando has an Italian name and you could say an Italian last name too (since Marlon Brando's last name comes from German, but it's still a plausible Italian last name) so maybe he's fully Italian or part Italian so Dio, giorno and the other sons are all partially Italian
Now, even though I don't agree with part skippers, I will recommend that even if you leave Part One alone, you still go back and enjoy Battle Tendency. It's crazy fun.
I was confused for a bit why parts 3 & 4 were showing Jotaro, but then I remembered that Joseph married Suzi Q and they had Holy, who then had Jotaro, making him 1/4 Italian (and by extension, making Jolyne 1/8 Italian).
Let me see if I get this right… Holy Kujo nee Q Joestar is an American citizen born in America (?) to Joseph Joestar (🇬🇧 English) and Suzy Q (🇮🇹Italian). She is therefore 1/2 Italian. She married Sadao Kujo, a Japanese man. IIRC, Joseph’s family became American citizens in the 50 years between Battle Tendency and Stardust Crusaders but Im not certain where Holy was born. Their son - Jotaro is a Japanese citizen; born in Japan. (Father: Sadao = 🇯🇵🇯🇵; Mother: Holy = 🇬🇧🇮🇹) Therefore, he is 1/4 Italian. Jotaro married (later divorced) an American woman and they have a daughter with American Citizenship named Jolyne. Im not certain if Jolyne is born in America or Japan. Jolyne is 1/8 Italian (Father: Jotaro = Sadao 🇯🇵🇯🇵/Holy 🇬🇧🇮🇹; Mother: Grandpa 🇺🇸🇺🇸/ Grandma 🇺🇸🇺🇸) Giorno (Haruno) is a Japanese-born Italian citizen and migrant (since age 4) born through a Japanese mother and two halves of a British man. Hence, like the anon cop in Episode one said; he has no drop of Italian blood in him. Unless the fan theory of Dario Brando being an Italian-migrant to Victorian England is true, only then…
I believe Jotaro's wife is also Italian-American, which would make Jolyne mostly Italian and then equal-parts Japanese and English. I believe Dario might either have been an Italian migrant or a pureblood English adopted by an Anglo-Italian family. If the latter holds, then Dario, Dio, and Giorno are indeed not Italian.
@@C_Mediciit was mostly poor people who migrated in the hopes of better money, rich people moved because they married someone or really liked a place but that's it
I find it extremely funny that Giorno is considered not Italian despite being born in Italy and having Italian citizenship, but Jotaro is because his grandma was italian, and Jolyne despite only her great grandmother being italian
Absolutely nuts that living in a country since you were 4 does not count as being of that country. What's with the race scientists in this comment section
There is theory that suggests Dio can be Italian. His parents were poor people with Italian names in GB. They or maybe only Dario was Italian who moved to GB.
Take to account that some characters'names are based on some famous brands,（D and G = Dolce & Gabbana, i think) we can't base the nationalities just by names of said brands
@@Xyrime Why tho? All main characters' names fit their nationality and living place. And this theory does not depend only on names. There were some other things but I don't really remember. I heard it either from Hamon Beat or one Russian blogger but I'm not sure from which one.
There is a theory on Giorno being Italian, or more well DIO being Italian. Dario Brando aka DIO's father, has an Italian name aswell as his son(DIO) the theory gives the idea that Dario is an Italian immigrant and therefore DIO is Italian, making Giorno Italian. DARIO + British= Italian/British DIO + Japanese = Italian/british/Japanese. Giorno is a third of an Italian. YIPPEE!
But DIO was only the head. The sperm would be Jonathan's, and thus British, whether this theory is true or not. Giorno has no Italian blood, no matter how you look at it.
i love how theres no part(until potentially part 8, havent read it) where one of the main character isnt atleast a quarter italian, itd be more if joseph was part italian Edit: i have now read part 8 and am almost caught up with the jojolands, and indeed this holds up. Part 1-Will A. Zeppeli(italian) Part 2- SHIIIIIIIZAAAAAAAA zeppeli(italian) Part 3&4-Jotaro Kujo(quarter italian due to his grandmother,suzi q, being italian) Part 5-all the main cast other than giorno, who is infact not italian by blood. Part 6-jotaro and jolyne(jolyne is only about one eight Italian, but i consider jotaro part of the main cast of SO so yeah) Part 7-Gyro Zeppeli(italian, pizza mozzarella man) Part 8-josuke higashikata/gappy/the gapster(also assumidly only an eighth italian assuming josefumi isnt also part italian, due to kira having the same exact circumstances as jotaro) Part 9-jodio&dragona(both are quarter italian due to their grandmother being italian) So other than part 8, every jojo part has someone who is atleast 1/4th italian and in the main cast of characters.
@@maximodubs4189 gappy is the only one im gen iffy on bcus fusion is weird and it seems he is moreso fumi than kira But for this comment i treated it as if kira and fumi were his parents
Part 1: William Zeppeli + Some Manga Panels of later JoJos (Jotaro & Jolyne) Part 2: SHIZAAAAAAA Part 3: Jotaro & Star Platinum Part 4: Jotaro, Star Platinum, & Tonio Part 5: EVERYONE EXCEPT GIORNO (Italian at heart, though) Part 6: JOLYNE BABYYYYY, Pucci, Weather (Pucci’s brother), Jotaro, & Emporio.
@@videogameboymichaelprobably foreshadowing honestly. Like technically speaking Rolling Stone comes before any of the anime, and have some random round thing in the background of something heavily filled with symbolism like JoJo's when the entire point of Rolling Stones is that people are bound to their fates like slaves, along with the rest of chain symbolism?
The greatest thing about any of the Jojo openings is the fact that every op after pt 2 has an interruption and on one of those the interruption also got interrupted
the parts at the end of stand proud where star platinum is only visible instead of jotaro shouldn't be included due to the fact that jotaro is in fact not visible at all in frames
Part 3 and 4 are just Jotaro's bizarre adventure. Part 5 is really interesting because only a little is missing, like king crimson has been skipping bits.
Suzi Q's blood fucking carried this vid holy shit
Bruh i forgot all bout suzi Q
@@damianvasquez2362how dare u.
What if araki made a spin off slice of life shoujo/josei manga focusing on the everyday adventures of her and the other female cast members.
Make it have a lucky star/saiki k chill kinda vibe.
Now that I think about it that'd be absolute kino wouldn't it😂
Italian alert 🔥🗣🗣
Literally tho
Jesus Christ, I forgot about her.
This really highlights why Part 6 is the climax of the original universe. It depicts the fated battle that the series had always been leading up to: Italian-American versus Italian-American
Italian American vs Italian-American
The true evil force was the Italian Americans we met along the way
Italian-American vs American-Italian
Wait, wasnt Jonathan and Dio English? Só why is this way?
@@Diluca06 Joseph and Suzie Q had partially Italian children
Part 1: manga panels
Part 2: Caesar's bizarre adventure
Part 3 and 4 *JUST JOTARO*
Part 5: Abbaccio's dream
Part 6: *Italian-American supremacy*
Tonio’s in part 4
Part 6 has no Americans
@@user-dh7sm9zh9e pucci is Italian-American
jolyne is half anerican@@user-dh7sm9zh9e
Abbachio’s dream 😂😂true
Jolene is the "yes, I am Italian actually" type of american
Vs the Italian who migrated to US
So her bloodline is:
1/2 American (presumably American mother)
1/4th Japanese (jotaro’s father was Japanese)
1/8th English (Joseph Joestar)
1/8th Italian (Suzie Q)
@@darkmatter9643 "American" isn't an ethnicity.
@@HashbrownMashup Well an ethnicity or ethnic group is a group of people who identify with each other on the basis of perceived shared attributes that distinguish them from other groups. Those attributes can include a common nation of origin, or common sets of ancestry, traditions, language, history, society, religion, or social treatment. So yeah, Americans are actually an ethnic group, even if Americans don’t think so.
@@HashbrownMashupyes it is lol
i like how Tonio got a handful of frames before fucking Jotaro came back
767
"Star Platinum and Stone Free are Italians" are very funny phrases to read in the description
Stella di platino e pietra libera
@@Ex-memegodita That sh*t sounds too good.
_ora ora's you in an italian accent_
@@Acoustic_Screecher in Italian that means now
@@Ex-memegoditadoppiaggio di parte 6 if they locked the fuck on
Part 2: SHIZAAS
Part 3-4: jotaro. No one else. Only jotaro.
Part 5: literally everyone but Giorno
Part 6: vaguely normal
Tonio for part 4 also
@@masterain6159tonio is irrelevant
Part 1 had the comics and William Zeppeli
Giorno is not Italian?
@@Xman34washeretonio is the most important character in part 4
Me trying to figure out how this video is 9 minutes long, seeing Jotaro, and going "OH MY GOD HIS GRANDMOTHER IS ITALIAN FUCK"
Yeah, I was confused by all the jotaro untill I remembered Suzie q
And also that they Play Requiem three times
Part 1: Will Zeppeli's Blood
Part 2: Caesar Tendency
Part 3: Stardust Jotaro
Part 4: Jotaro Is Unbreakable
Part 5: Golden Buccellati
Part 6: Jolyne Ocean
Part 7: Gyro's Steel Balls
Part 8: lion
Part 9: Accalands
Jotaro (and Tonio) Are Unbreakable
@@laravioliiii2832 CRAZYY
@@laravioliiii2832gyros steel balls 🤤
@@JeffBezos-n3rI want gyro to break your balls
this is how diavolo perceives the world around him
italovision
So that's how Giorno beat him
The fact that Jotaro is technically more Italian than Giorno scares me
vision raciste des choses je pense
The fact that jolyne is more italian than Giorno
@@chapomajik8249giorno is 50% british 50% japanese afaik
Dio is likely Italian
@@AlBurke47he’s British
7:14 I how OP is so committed to the bit that they skipped the, like, 1 single frame of the interrogation room scene where Jotaro and Jolyne are *just barely* out of frame. That’s funny. :D
The title makes a promise and the video delivers. You really can't argue
"Let's get started count!"
"On-Two Three!"
didn't do it for when purple haze's smoke was covering everything on screen though
@@possibly_benPurple Haze is an extension of Fugo, thus Purple Haze is Italian. Purple Haze’s smoke is an extension of Purple Haze, thus Purple Haze’s smoke is Italian.
Can't wait for when we eventually get a SBR opening and it will basically just be Gyro
and potentially Wekapipo
and omg Hot Pants too 💀
Hey you all forgetting the most important character, my boy Oyecomova
(Fun fact: neither of those characters is thecnically italian cause they are from the kingdom of naples, wich is not unified to italy for some reason. Araki was feeling funny idk)
Is there any Italian in Jojolion?
@@DrunkedOwlyAs far as I know, Mamezuku being a descendant of the Zeppelis is never confirmed in the manga, so no. Jojolands is our last hope.
The implication that Stands share the ethnicity of their owner both makes perfect sense and feels bizarre
The stans are just manifestations of ones soul
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Their souls are Italian
I always imagined The World with a British accent
Did someone say bizzare?
@@delano4526probably why it doesn’t speak
that's cool lol
You could argue that gold experience itself is Italian, since Giorno manifested it in Italy, and was thus born in Italy.
Brando is also an Italian surname so I would argue both Dio and Giorno should’ve counted as Italian by blood
@@jwilker94 Eh, not really. Like yeah, it's an Italian name, but it's not really confirmed in any way.
@@21st_CenturySchizoidMan TRUE but, I’m just salty Giorno didn’t make it
@@21st_CenturySchizoidManboth Dario and Brando are also Italian names. So yk, it's very possible.
The video is going off of actual canon instead of speculation, so let’s just assume not.
2:51 Josuke showing up for a single frame because he's always wanted to get some cool Italian shoes
ｇｕｒｅｔｏ ｄａｚｅ
some fancy suit and italian shoes.. sounds like someone familiar in italy
Stone Ocean is actually Araki’s commentary on the intranational tensions between northern and southern Italy, hence why the story pits a mixed-heritage Venetian against a full-blooded Sicilian
Pucci is Italian American not fully Italian, he isn't full-blooded
This is beyond stretching
@@Ex-memegoditaitalian-american refers to an italian person who live in america. So he is italian-american either way
@@glowcloudwheatproducts495 it refers to a person who:
1: is fully Italian, but obtained American citizenship because he lives there for a long time and vice versa;
2: is born in the USA with fully or partial Italian heritage and vice versa (if the child lives in Italy until he's 5);
@@Ex-memegodita yeah, my point is that you can be "full-blooded" Italian and Italian American. Dont remember what pucci is though
I like how literally everyone in golden wind is italian except giorno
hear me out, JJBA op but only when there isn't a visible Italian in frame
Part 5 openings but only Giorno is there lmao
But only when there's an invisible Italian in frame.
Italian in frame, but only on JJBA ops
@jruler93 so when risotto is on screen?
Part 3 is going to get ZA HANDOed
I like how this video implies Star Platinum is Italian
sTar pLatinum is an extension of jotaro's soul
I mean, he isn't proven to not be Italian so...
I think it's leaning more towards the fact that, because Jotaro is grandson to Suzie Q, who is italian, Jotaro is actually 1/4 italian and thus could count as one.
@@darioalejandrosirventgarci743ah yes, suzie qs granddaughter jotaro kujo
If he wasn’t his stand cry would be “or or or or or or!”
No wonder Star Platanium can do funky things with his fingers. Dudes italian they half speak in hand signs
funky... things?
@@syton3634 STAR FINGER
Ah yes, Jotaro, the British-American-Italian-Japanese dude
He has no American blood in his veins, he married an American, that's it.
So, Jonathon, that’s British, then Lisa Lisa, Italian, then his father. No American.
@@rfurthegamer3412Isn't Joseph American?
@@kurusgyros7365 he lived in America. But his parents are British and he lived in Britain until he was 17 or so.
@@rfurthegamer3412 suzie q is italian too
Is this why Jotaro and Jolyne talk with their hands?!
Yeah talk to the fists.
"Star Platinum and Stone Free are italians" might be the best quote of this year
I like how you made their stands count as italian because it's technically the character's soul and we all know the nationality is stored in the soul
You think Diavlo was mad at giorno that he made this video and just skipped every part that had him in it
This is so dumb, I love it
Bro, the appearance of Tonio killed me lol
It's wild how easy to forget it is that Giorno has literally zero Italian ancestry.
I mean Dario Brando has an Italian name and you could say an Italian last name too (since Marlon Brando's last name comes from German, but it's still a plausible Italian last name) so maybe he's fully Italian or part Italian so Dio, giorno and the other sons are all partially Italian
Am I the only one who forget Jotaro, and my extension Jolyne, are of Italian decent?
Because I did until this video 🤣
I totally did too bro forgot Susie q was italian 😂
I also forgor and had to think
Since I skipped parts 1 and 2, I didn't even know Jotaro had some salami in him. Big shock
Now, even though I don't agree with part skippers, I will recommend that even if you leave Part One alone, you still go back and enjoy Battle Tendency. It's crazy fun.
@@evangedeon2194 Vampires, Hamon, and buff stone people are boring imo.
I hate the contradiction with Giorno and Jotaro. Araki is a fucking manace.
9:22 SWEAR TO GOD THE LYRICS SAY "ITALIAN"
😂secret message
Araki really likes Italians.
>Sees the Jojo collab with Gucci
"Yep"
Araki must love pasta
At what percentage of Italian is the physical manifestation of your fighting spirit not considered Italian
Given Stone Free is considered when the only Italian in Jolyne is from her great Grandma.
1/16th?
The fact Pucchi is more Italian than the main character of part 5 which LITERALLY TAKES PLACE IN ITALY
Part 5* bc Part 4 is DiU
There are for sure a lot of italians in jojo
Also, "Star Platinum and Stone Free and Italians" sounds so funny to me for no reason
Somehow cutting large fractions out makes me appreciate every moment of these openings even more.
Ok that's enough traitors Requiem for today
I was confused for a bit why parts 3 & 4 were showing Jotaro, but then I remembered that Joseph married Suzi Q and they had Holy, who then had Jotaro, making him 1/4 Italian (and by extension, making Jolyne 1/8 Italian).
Let me see if I get this right…
Holy Kujo nee Q Joestar is an American citizen born in America (?) to Joseph Joestar (🇬🇧 English) and Suzy Q (🇮🇹Italian). She is therefore 1/2 Italian. She married Sadao Kujo, a Japanese man.
IIRC, Joseph’s family became American citizens in the 50 years between Battle Tendency and Stardust Crusaders but Im not certain where Holy was born.
Their son - Jotaro is a Japanese citizen; born in Japan. (Father: Sadao = 🇯🇵🇯🇵; Mother: Holy = 🇬🇧🇮🇹) Therefore, he is 1/4 Italian.
Jotaro married (later divorced) an American woman and they have a daughter with American Citizenship named Jolyne.
Im not certain if Jolyne is born in America or Japan.
Jolyne is 1/8 Italian (Father: Jotaro = Sadao 🇯🇵🇯🇵/Holy 🇬🇧🇮🇹; Mother: Grandpa 🇺🇸🇺🇸/ Grandma 🇺🇸🇺🇸)
Giorno (Haruno) is a Japanese-born Italian citizen and migrant (since age 4) born through a Japanese mother and two halves of a British man. Hence, like the anon cop in Episode one said; he has no drop of Italian blood in him.
Unless the fan theory of Dario Brando being an Italian-migrant to Victorian England is true, only then…
I believe Jotaro's wife is also Italian-American, which would make Jolyne mostly Italian and then equal-parts Japanese and English.
I believe Dario might either have been an Italian migrant or a pureblood English adopted by an Anglo-Italian family. If the latter holds, then Dario, Dio, and Giorno are indeed not Italian.
@@grhtheblahaj4248 you’re correct, but the theory just wouldn’t make sense. Dios family is really poor, and his father is canonically British
@@C_MediciItalian migrants in the US weren't rich at all and Dario could be a son to an Italian migrant in Britain, so all fits
@@C_Mediciit was mostly poor people who migrated in the hopes of better money, rich people moved because they married someone or really liked a place but that's it
WAIT, JOTARO WOULD BE LIKE A QUARTER ITALIAN BECAUSE OF SUZI Q I NEVER REALIZED THAT
I love that basically all of the iterations of the part 5 OPs are in
Ah yes, jotaro, the living British Italian Japanese incarnation of "🗿"
This masterpiece is underrated
Since Giorno is living in Italy, if hes a legal citizen that is, he should have Italian citizenship, thus making Giorno a valid Italian
🤓
HELP THATS ACTUALLY WILD 😭😭😭😭😭
I find it extremely funny that Giorno is considered not Italian despite being born in Italy and having Italian citizenship, but Jotaro is because his grandma was italian, and Jolyne despite only her great grandmother being italian
Giorno is not Italian, he was born in Japan. He's Japanese-English. 💀
giorno is half british and half japanese by blood. hes only half italian because he lived in italy for most of his life
Italian citizenship doesn't make you Italian
@@TrueMakedonia it injects italian blood in me
Absolutely nuts that living in a country since you were 4 does not count as being of that country. What's with the race scientists in this comment section
I like that while Parts 3-4 are almost only the main character, Part 5 is everything except Giorno
I love how Star Platinum, a literal Stand, shows up more than Giorno does 😭😭
I almost forgot that Jotaro has Italian blood from his mom's side.
'so for the purposes of this video Star Platinum and Stone Free are Italians.'
I have no idea why this is so damn funny too me askjgdskdjgsdfh
Part 5: When you’re the only one in your group who isn’t actually Italian 😂
By the way, am I the only one who loves white snake's angry face in heaven's falling down?
There is theory that suggests Dio can be Italian. His parents were poor people with Italian names in GB. They or maybe only Dario was Italian who moved to GB.
Take to account that some characters'names are based on some famous brands,（D and G = Dolce & Gabbana, i think) we can't base the nationalities just by names of said brands
@@Xyrime Why tho? All main characters' names fit their nationality and living place. And this theory does not depend only on names. There were some other things but I don't really remember. I heard it either from Hamon Beat or one Russian blogger but I'm not sure from which one.
@@Xyrimeso why Dario? He could've been Darius, but araki chose the Italian version of that name
@@Ex-memegodita he's a great italian fan. No joke, he really loves italian people
@@Xyrime he's in my list of Japanese people obsessed with Italy, I know only two: hayao Miyazaki and him, but it's still a list
OH MY GOD IT'S BECAUSE OF SUZIE Q
for everyone confused about jotaro and jolyne:
Joseph(English) + Suzi Q(Italian) = Holly (Holy) Joestar (English-Italian)
Holly Joestar (English-Italian) + Sadao Kujo (Japanese) = Jotaro Kujo (Japanese-English-Italian)
Jotaro Kujo (Japanese-English-Italian) + Mrs Kujo (American) = Jolyne 'Cujoh' (American-Japanese-English-Italian)
3:12 if not for this video i wouldnt have noticed jotaro in the background
You should Update "Every Jojo Opening But Read The Description." (It was really funny and I'd like to see the other new intros)
There is a theory on Giorno being Italian, or more well DIO being Italian. Dario Brando aka DIO's father, has an Italian name aswell as his son(DIO) the theory gives the idea that Dario is an Italian immigrant and therefore DIO is Italian, making Giorno Italian. DARIO + British= Italian/British DIO + Japanese = Italian/british/Japanese. Giorno is a third of an Italian. YIPPEE!
But DIO was only the head. The sperm would be Jonathan's, and thus British, whether this theory is true or not. Giorno has no Italian blood, no matter how you look at it.
But that's just a theory...
7:41 you skipped v2 of stone ocean. when she hugs jotaro
I like how you count Star Platinum as Italian :]
star platinum is an extension of jotaro's soul
@@arcticpossi_schw1siantuntija42 yes I know. Thats why I said I liked it.
technically, star platinum was born in Japan.
@@ThomasHarvey-c5r well yes, but Jotaro is a quarter italian.
This video reminded me of the fact that Jotaro has some Italian heritage.
did i just forget weather is italian
I was so confused about how long his video was until I remembered Suzy Q is an Italian😅
They made fire animation for the openings since season one, and im glad cuz goddayum those anims are so fire
I repeat, the anim is fire, just like the song
Wait so star platinum is Italian!? 0:53
I mean, he is Jotaro, ik?
Wouldn’t it make sense since he and Jotaro are technically one person?
We’ll time to watch Like half of part 5 in this video-
Me when I realized it’s the openings: a
i love how theres no part(until potentially part 8, havent read it) where one of the main character isnt atleast a quarter italian, itd be more if joseph was part italian
Edit: i have now read part 8 and am almost caught up with the jojolands, and indeed this holds up.
Part 1-Will A. Zeppeli(italian)
Part 2- SHIIIIIIIZAAAAAAAA zeppeli(italian)
Part 3&4-Jotaro Kujo(quarter italian due to his grandmother,suzi q, being italian)
Part 5-all the main cast other than giorno, who is infact not italian by blood.
Part 6-jotaro and jolyne(jolyne is only about one eight Italian, but i consider jotaro part of the main cast of SO so yeah)
Part 7-Gyro Zeppeli(italian, pizza mozzarella man)
Part 8-josuke higashikata/gappy/the gapster(also assumidly only an eighth italian assuming josefumi isnt also part italian, due to kira having the same exact circumstances as jotaro)
Part 9-jodio&dragona(both are quarter italian due to their grandmother being italian)
So other than part 8, every jojo part has someone who is atleast 1/4th italian and in the main cast of characters.
Joseph laid pipe in Suzi Q to honor Caesar’s national heritage because he didn’t get the chance to make half-Italian babies with Caesar
Part 8 still shows alternate Joseph marrying an alternate Suzie Q, so yes, all the Jojos are atleast quarter Italian
I mean, give gappy a special pass by the circumstances of fusion
@@maximodubs4189 gappy is the only one im gen iffy on bcus fusion is weird and it seems he is moreso fumi than kira
But for this comment i treated it as if kira and fumi were his parents
Now redo "speeds up if anything manly happens but slows down it anything gay happens"
As an Italian myself i loved this 🤣
This makes me wonder if doing one for British and Japanese would be any good.
Not me forgetting Suzie Q exists.
I didnt realize the Netflix Skip Intro button was Italian too!
Star Platinum is more Italian than Giorno. Let that sink in.
Giorno: "But... I'm italian, right?"
Vento Aureo's openings: "Yeah... Sure..."
The part 5 intros would have been PERFECT but GIORNO had to go and screw it up
Part 1: William Zeppeli + Some Manga Panels of later JoJos (Jotaro & Jolyne)
Part 2: SHIZAAAAAAA
Part 3: Jotaro & Star Platinum
Part 4: Jotaro, Star Platinum, & Tonio
Part 5: EVERYONE EXCEPT GIORNO (Italian at heart, though)
Part 6: JOLYNE BABYYYYY, Pucci, Weather (Pucci’s brother), Jotaro, & Emporio.
2:05 The World's hands are not visible. SCAMMED!
oh shit we're too much jojo fans to know that
I lile how i couldnt tell when chase changed to great days
i have been endlessly cackling at the fact that part 5 openings are completely intact with exception of giorno
I completely forgot susie is italian.
also I like that the Stand has the same nationality as it's user
3:41 What's going on here? The bottom half of the statue is Italian but not the top half?
Rolling Stone is behind the statue. That’s a stand with an Italian stand user, so for this video it counts.
@@blastro2364 Really? How can you tell? All I see is a generic shadow.
@@videogameboymichaelprobably foreshadowing honestly. Like technically speaking Rolling Stone comes before any of the anime, and have some random round thing in the background of something heavily filled with symbolism like JoJo's when the entire point of Rolling Stones is that people are bound to their fates like slaves, along with the rest of chain symbolism?
This comment cracked me up
"Star Platinum and Stone Free are Italians"... I have No words
The greatest thing about any of the Jojo openings is the fact that every op after pt 2 has an interruption and on one of those the interruption also got interrupted
0:21 nice transition
I love how the "Italian" JoJo is not even Italian. Giorno Giovana (born Haruno Shiobana) is a British-Japanese mix
7:23 WRYYYYYYYYY
bro forgot the skip intro button 7:44
edit: 8:39 oh combo on mannn
part 5 is literally diavolo everywhere
Love that most of part 5 is in this
Also known as every Jojo OP but only when Ceasar, Jotaro or Jolyne is in frame plus golden wind OP
Today i learned that Jotaro is italian..somehow
And i quiver at the implication that star platinum itself is also Italian
Jotato
@@TheKingOfSpirals GOD DAMMIT
@@SamiTheAnxiousBean edit it back
part 5 is just King Crimson vs GER
there's no way op1 went by so fast bru 😭
the parts at the end of stand proud where star platinum is only visible instead of jotaro shouldn't be included due to the fact that jotaro is in fact not visible at all in frames
Stands are an extension of the user's soul so tecnically Star Platinum is Italian
Part 3 and 4 are just Jotaro's bizarre adventure.
Part 5 is really interesting because only a little is missing, like king crimson has been skipping bits.
I totally forgot that Jotaro is 1/4 Italian.
that would make jolyne 1/16
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Giorno is technically an Italian because he is a resident of italy
Being a resident doesn't count. If he was a citizen he'd count though
7:01 How come we are counting Star Platinum as Italian, but not Stone Free?
Pretty much the entirety of Stone Ocean op 1 should be played since either Stone Free's string or Jolyne is in frame.
Finally, the jojo openings i've been wanting
Is the top half of the Part 5 statue not considered Italian? 3:41
Rolling Stones, a stand with an Italian user, is behind the statues legs, which counts for this video as per the description.