GOONERS Trying to Date Old Woman

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  • @NaiveSteve
    @NaiveSteve Місяць тому +744

    Imagine seeing your criminal defense attorney on a gooner gameshow

    • @chuckingreaper8654
      @chuckingreaper8654 Місяць тому +44

      Imagine seeing your criminal defense attorney on Only Fans….

    • @pilotwhaleproductions5880
      @pilotwhaleproductions5880 Місяць тому +68

      Look at my lawyer dawg I’m going to jail 😭😭😭

    • @ThePersia450
      @ThePersia450 Місяць тому +4

      Thatd be some shit 😂😂😂

    • @Riksa89
      @Riksa89 Місяць тому +2

      Still a better lawyer than Rekieta

    • @FleshWizard69420
      @FleshWizard69420 Місяць тому +3

      erm... what the sigma ⁉️⁉️

  • @dubbledab69
    @dubbledab69 Місяць тому +268

    Tom acting like he doesn't know what a professional gooner is is crazy

    • @TeamSprocket
      @TeamSprocket Місяць тому +15

      "is his arm longer than the other one"
      come on Tom, you know why that is

    • @-redde-
      @-redde- Місяць тому +10

      imagining that working out didn’t increase your muscle mass and instead just made your arms longer the more you do it is really fucking funny to me lmao

    • @smiteadventuretime
      @smiteadventuretime Місяць тому

      Her questions are why she's single while being attractive

    • @shastamans
      @shastamans 11 днів тому +1

      True how do you not know you own profession

  • @KenLinx
    @KenLinx Місяць тому +142

    I love your reactions to the cringe. It genuinely makes it less cringy. Like the cringe is distributed to another person so I don't have to bear the brunt of the full force of the cringe.

  • @KenLinx
    @KenLinx Місяць тому +212

    She actually saved the Chad by rejecting him. She definitely does have dark energy.

  • @pilotwhaleproductions5880
    @pilotwhaleproductions5880 Місяць тому +191

    I hate these shows, just find the absolute worst women and give them a spotlight like theyre normal

    • @oliviaa_clairee
      @oliviaa_clairee Місяць тому +2

      ????? hello???

    • @rotinthesun
      @rotinthesun Місяць тому +31

      BASED

    • @TimSlee1
      @TimSlee1 Місяць тому +9

      Yeah, makes you think they're all like that. But it's mostly just the ones who seek attention by any and all means.. right?

    • @kyloshourya5023
      @kyloshourya5023 Місяць тому +5

      ​@@TimSlee1 Yeah, that's it. There's a decently sized demographic of women like that these days, doesn't mean there aren't decent ones.

    • @TimSlee1
      @TimSlee1 Місяць тому +8

      @@kyloshourya5023 Must be the sense of entitlement they get when they get so much attention from men.

  • @pumpkinslice1811
    @pumpkinslice1811 Місяць тому +47

    Out of all of them, she was the weirdest.

    • @shaun5047
      @shaun5047 Місяць тому

      lol Listening to her questions and replies made her more and more unattractive to me.

    • @clarissa8477
      @clarissa8477 Місяць тому

      Yeah I thought she was kind of a bitch to them.

    • @oskarandersson9856
      @oskarandersson9856 18 днів тому +1

      Based

    • @reformedbroski8988
      @reformedbroski8988 8 днів тому

      She’s not weird, it’s just she’s very vanilla.

  • @ihavepugs5826
    @ihavepugs5826 Місяць тому +185

    Thomas my little kitten can you meow for us like a good little gooner

  • @rune7776
    @rune7776 Місяць тому +24

    look at my lawyer dawggg i'm goin' to jailllll

  • @mateo.32344
    @mateo.32344 Місяць тому +163

    tom ur my diapermaxxing black lesbian icon

  • @Jiren420
    @Jiren420 Місяць тому +47

    He "sells 'plants' "🤣

  • @Cassius4
    @Cassius4 Місяць тому +25

    The fact that she’s a lawyer is just baffling

  • @Dazed_dot
    @Dazed_dot Місяць тому +27

    Tom saying 32 is an old woman is wild

  • @schizosamurai8840
    @schizosamurai8840 Місяць тому +31

    Hilarious how the woman, appart from being fairly good looking, was just horrid.

    • @gavin3472
      @gavin3472 Місяць тому +2

      >fairly good looking
      mate come on now

  • @treyvonishere4375
    @treyvonishere4375 Місяць тому +85

    Tom the type of guy to punch his ass and say “sissssssss dayum I’m sexy”

    • @JamesCourse66
      @JamesCourse66 Місяць тому +7

      Reading that in his voice haha

  • @Highest_Priestess
    @Highest_Priestess Місяць тому +22

    Ryan, Mitch, and Austin should go have a beer and leave her there.

  • @baddudecornpop7328
    @baddudecornpop7328 Місяць тому +50

    Tom’s flaunting the gender neutral haircut

  • @SuhayI
    @SuhayI Місяць тому +127

    Tom’s haircut lowers his sigma level by 100 rip

  • @animalhalo5984
    @animalhalo5984 Місяць тому +10

    She isnt looking to date. She went on here to push her OF. Guaranteed

  • @KGVB757
    @KGVB757 Місяць тому +13

    She got that mom bod

  • @Maury-Goldman
    @Maury-Goldman Місяць тому +24

    Bro tweakin if he think I'm gonna put the words "Turkey Tom" on my torso

  • @Greenyguy
    @Greenyguy Місяць тому +16

    She looked like she was held there against her will.

  • @ticekrispies
    @ticekrispies Місяць тому +17

    love whatever Roman was trying to do

  • @sionenjoyer9746
    @sionenjoyer9746 Місяць тому +43

    Brain damage.

  • @Codm22712
    @Codm22712 Місяць тому +55

    Hello questionable people

  • @biospark4758
    @biospark4758 Місяць тому +15

    Tom the type of guy to confuse Kieran Culkin for Rory Culkin

  • @Ryo7_7
    @Ryo7_7 Місяць тому +24

    That Dahmer guy looks and acts like my old guitarist. Definitely a gooner and probably a serial life ender.

  • @quandaledingle83
    @quandaledingle83 Місяць тому +6

    I feel like she just showed up with intentions on taking the money the guys didn’t ever really stand a chance

  • @sammartin4639
    @sammartin4639 Місяць тому +9

    I can't believe we got Walter, Walt jr, Gus and Saul all in a room together!

  • @viderevero1338
    @viderevero1338 Місяць тому +36

    Imagine being a lawyer, who went through the arduous journey of law school, only to still not resist the primal, feminine urge of believing in astrology. Its truly all women 😭😔

  • @ElmerPomelo
    @ElmerPomelo Місяць тому +9

    Tom the type of guy to scratch his head when his shadow makes a movement he didnt make

  • @Juda69
    @Juda69 Місяць тому +8

    Roman feels like he could be scout from TF2

  • @theoldfartnugget6251
    @theoldfartnugget6251 Місяць тому +22

    I’m sorry but taking a random unspecified amount of money over a second date with a really nice guy is such a woman moment

  • @Vython_
    @Vython_ Місяць тому +18

    🅱️urkey 🅱️om Goonermaxxing

  • @epiphany271
    @epiphany271 Місяць тому +4

    I mean.. just take the money and go on another date, what are they going to do, stop you from going to get dinner?

  • @cebapplejak5997
    @cebapplejak5997 Місяць тому +7

    Different hand poses with push-ups work Different muscles. Mitches style is good for lower pec

  • @mamodokod4613
    @mamodokod4613 8 днів тому +2

    Dude i hate how it ended, it shouldve been Critical asking THE GUY if he would want to go on a second date or all the money in his wallet. Gave the goonette to much power.

  • @riina___
    @riina___ Місяць тому +4

    Can't believe I, a fellow old woman, is watching this channel

  • @gamergunk1502
    @gamergunk1502 Місяць тому +8

    I gotta say, merch that is icy, and does not in any way let others know that it has anything to do with a youtuber is kinda based

  • @owlbme
    @owlbme Місяць тому +4

    The crutches kid is clearly on pain killers 😂

  • @TimSlee1
    @TimSlee1 Місяць тому +4

    He dodged a bullet.

  • @wyvernsound
    @wyvernsound Місяць тому +4

    I love gooning to Tom’s videos ❤ it’s all over my screen 🤪

  • @boonaw
    @boonaw Місяць тому +5

    I love Tom's testosterone boosted personality! So entertaining and based

  • @shaun5047
    @shaun5047 Місяць тому +3

    The buff tattoo guy is the type that doesn’t need game. 😂 Those dudes use tinder and actually get to be selective like they’re a chick.

  • @lexbrown9272
    @lexbrown9272 Місяць тому +1

    I'm so glad she didn't get to torture any of these men further

  • @droolmctool7942
    @droolmctool7942 Місяць тому

    tHIS Has been your best show evah. Love it

  • @bumbaclot813
    @bumbaclot813 Місяць тому

    Dude how much speed are you on? Lmao. Im here for it.

  • @encryptlakegames5328
    @encryptlakegames5328 Місяць тому +15

    Deal breaker shes the type with pronouns in her bio.

  • @jbp666
    @jbp666 Місяць тому

    merch is fireee🖤

  • @motive-li1do
    @motive-li1do 8 днів тому

    The truth is all these men needed to go out with each other. The bromance is off the charts.

  • @BobGeanis
    @BobGeanis 25 днів тому +2

    The black guy brings up anime. Lol

  • @joediditde
    @joediditde Місяць тому +3

    They should have said go on Date 2 or promote your OF. We already know what she woulda done.

  • @PrimarchRegalious
    @PrimarchRegalious Місяць тому +1

    31:08 "How many do you do?" BRO WHERE?? SUCH BETA ENERGY 🦈

  • @hatterfoil
    @hatterfoil Місяць тому +6

    When dude asks if she likes anime, that "anime is gay" song just instantly started to play in my head. I'm and not even against anime :D

  • @Cosmicninja747
    @Cosmicninja747 Місяць тому +1

    That woman is bad news, I can just feel it. She doesn't seem to deserve to settle down long term at the moment. Stay away from her

  • @ScottieD813
    @ScottieD813 Місяць тому +1

    Tom's the type of guy to judge a man by his eyebrow game.
    "Can I take this guy?
    He's got a couple notches shaved into one of his eyebrows...
    .. I can definitely take this guy."

  • @itzmiggy4949
    @itzmiggy4949 Місяць тому +5

    Real Goon Squad

  • @lordquickofedinburgh6063
    @lordquickofedinburgh6063 16 днів тому +1

    Yell omg in my ear keep it up tom 😊

  • @MorrowArt
    @MorrowArt Місяць тому +2

    6 damn cats buddy is a houseful... thats insane. ive 4 and i already know thats an ick lmao.

  • @t3ch_n0
    @t3ch_n0 25 днів тому +1

    He dodged a bullet

  • @PrimarchRegalious
    @PrimarchRegalious Місяць тому +1

    "Riff Gooner"

  • @AlburpCatstein
    @AlburpCatstein Місяць тому +3

    "Old Woman" bro you didn't have to do her like that

    • @domm5715
      @domm5715 Місяць тому +5

      yea, he did, she didnt hesitate for a mili bout that cheddar, she is old at heart, jaded, all bout the greenbacks

  • @rachaelvaughan1017
    @rachaelvaughan1017 Місяць тому +1

    I think Tom should do a show like this

  • @JerrySirMerry
    @JerrySirMerry Місяць тому +2

    Love how TOC is gaining subs quickly it's super entertaining!

  • @CiciliaSjostrom
    @CiciliaSjostrom Місяць тому

    that merch look dope

  • @dustinmoyer8131
    @dustinmoyer8131 Місяць тому

    Mitch is the hero we needed.

  • @hermite111
    @hermite111 Місяць тому +3

    TURKEY TOM MERCH OOHOHOHOHOHOH SHIT IM GOONING

  • @ianmiller1000
    @ianmiller1000 Місяць тому +1

    Tom the type of dude to say "Whoopdee-doo, here comes the goo!" when he goons

  • @Phafanapolis
    @Phafanapolis Місяць тому +3

    _University of South Florida?_ SHOUT OUTS!!!

  • @zenixa2
    @zenixa2 Місяць тому +9

    IM GOONING 😩😩😩😩

  • @ajrhodes3262
    @ajrhodes3262 Місяць тому +2

    The guy with the snake is a Chad

  • @mondayman5827
    @mondayman5827 Місяць тому +2

    This woman actually made me more sexist

  • @Swerv3D
    @Swerv3D Місяць тому +3

    The design on the shirt looks like old tap out shirts

  • @josephbainton3198
    @josephbainton3198 Місяць тому +2

    Sanjay and Craig thought they were slick

  • @shadowprince101
    @shadowprince101 Місяць тому

    15:05 is killing me right now 😂😂

  • @scumshine2351
    @scumshine2351 Місяць тому

    tom been takin those pre stream stimulants and it’s not g fuel

  • @55crusherman55
    @55crusherman55 Місяць тому +1

    Damn I was hoping the final guy would just walk off, or better when she said she might be on only fans

  • @elisesisler8697
    @elisesisler8697 Місяць тому +1

    TomDark has been completely fucking unhinged lately and I am LIV👏🏻ING👏🏻FOR👏🏻IT👏🏻

  • @psyighxd5777
    @psyighxd5777 Місяць тому +1

    These guys aren't gooners, the reason that "gooner" was the last thing one of them searched was to find out what it means. These are just your average, respectable, run of the mill humans

    • @bagingi7916
      @bagingi7916 11 днів тому +1

      I thought it would be a neckbeard dating show. Untapped potential

    • @psyighxd5777
      @psyighxd5777 11 днів тому

      @@bagingi7916 exactly what it should have been, but instead it's just normies taking appropriating the culture lol. It's vanilla af. Right on brand for Charlie tho.

  • @coolcharles45
    @coolcharles45 Місяць тому

    Tom acting like raising the price of the shirt is "covering shipping"

  • @thebruh9547
    @thebruh9547 Місяць тому +4

    Bro heard "18 years old" and was instantly interested

  • @spartan7404
    @spartan7404 19 днів тому

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO SHIT! That was amazing!

  • @ButteredBreadSlice
    @ButteredBreadSlice Місяць тому +1

    tom the type of guy to put on Passionfruit by Drake when he’s about to get it on with a girl

  • @voidfire3582
    @voidfire3582 Місяць тому +1

    As someone who is literally just like Roman I'm afraid that guys like us are not even considered by girls of any age its sade but I am well aware I'm dieing alone

  • @nickelmypickle
    @nickelmypickle Місяць тому

    50 minutes now this is what I’m talking about

  • @boonaw
    @boonaw Місяць тому

    Oh damn I think Imma actually get that merch

  • @silverloveguns
    @silverloveguns Місяць тому

    i love the exaggerated reaction you’re going up for sure wai senate

  • @vince.6503
    @vince.6503 Місяць тому

    Tom you need to start a Gorilla Mode Pick a up artist course and charge people buckets of dollars… your dating advice is perfection 😂

  • @schizosamurai8840
    @schizosamurai8840 Місяць тому

    Is it me or is Poultry Thomas becoming slowly more and more unhinged, DJ Peachcobbler style?
    Im all for it.

  • @skwissgaar_skwigelf_kdz3251
    @skwissgaar_skwigelf_kdz3251 Місяць тому

    tom is the patron saint of gooners

  • @QuadPearl
    @QuadPearl Місяць тому +1

    1:37 to be fair she’s a lawyer

  • @PrimarchRegalious
    @PrimarchRegalious Місяць тому +1

    ⚖️ GOOOOONERS ⚖️

  • @hardcorexbl
    @hardcorexbl Місяць тому +2

    Hi, I'm Gorilla Tom, I've got mad rizz, a bad haircut, I'm based, and you should see me shirtless.

  • @_zombiehunter
    @_zombiehunter Місяць тому

    some streamers do a hand cam, but turkey's gonna do a succ cam

  • @Searchraika
    @Searchraika Місяць тому

    40:06 lmao I'm dying ☠️

  • @Trainer16451
    @Trainer16451 Місяць тому +1

    Tom the kinda guy to not put the name of the outro song in the description.

  • @DoorsToHideBehind156
    @DoorsToHideBehind156 Місяць тому

    I'm trying really hard to read turkey Tom on the merch shirt. I think the bigger white font I can make out that it indeed says turkey but
    I can't see where they fit Tom into it.
    I think Tom is the smaller font underneath.
    Tom definitely ripped off the tapout logo with death metal font and it's very him. I like it.

  • @chavothemouse6687
    @chavothemouse6687 Місяць тому

    Dude during the OF convo it was so fucking clear that none of them wanted ti say what the really thought lol

  • @47fortyseven47
    @47fortyseven47 Місяць тому +1

    Goodness gracious me Thomas oh good grief I have arrived!! Clean up aisle my Willy!!!

  • @sdfabctr
    @sdfabctr Місяць тому +1

    girls will never admit it but brodieTV is the dictionary definition of "spontaneous"

  • @quedtion_marks_kirby_modding
    @quedtion_marks_kirby_modding Місяць тому +2

    Tommy has peak pokie haircut.