GOONERS Trying to Date Old Woman
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- Опубліковано 18 кві 2024
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Imagine seeing your criminal defense attorney on a gooner gameshow
Imagine seeing your criminal defense attorney on Only Fans….
Look at my lawyer dawg I’m going to jail 😭😭😭
Thatd be some shit 😂😂😂
Still a better lawyer than Rekieta
erm... what the sigma ⁉️⁉️
Tom acting like he doesn't know what a professional gooner is is crazy
"is his arm longer than the other one"
come on Tom, you know why that is
imagining that working out didn’t increase your muscle mass and instead just made your arms longer the more you do it is really fucking funny to me lmao
Her questions are why she's single while being attractive
True how do you not know you own profession
I love your reactions to the cringe. It genuinely makes it less cringy. Like the cringe is distributed to another person so I don't have to bear the brunt of the full force of the cringe.
Well said😂
She actually saved the Chad by rejecting him. She definitely does have dark energy.
I hate these shows, just find the absolute worst women and give them a spotlight like theyre normal
????? hello???
BASED
Yeah, makes you think they're all like that. But it's mostly just the ones who seek attention by any and all means.. right?
@@TimSlee1 Yeah, that's it. There's a decently sized demographic of women like that these days, doesn't mean there aren't decent ones.
@@kyloshourya5023 Must be the sense of entitlement they get when they get so much attention from men.
Out of all of them, she was the weirdest.
lol Listening to her questions and replies made her more and more unattractive to me.
Yeah I thought she was kind of a bitch to them.
Based
She’s not weird, it’s just she’s very vanilla.
Thomas my little kitten can you meow for us like a good little gooner
look at my lawyer dawggg i'm goin' to jailllll
😂
tom ur my diapermaxxing black lesbian icon
real asf
this
Truer words have never been spoken
He "sells 'plants' "🤣
The fact that she’s a lawyer is just baffling
Tom saying 32 is an old woman is wild
He's like 16 so it makes sense.
32 is old. It's over.
@@makefoxhoundgreatagain842 real
@@Dazed_dot I'm saying this as a 33 year old
@@makefoxhoundgreatagain842 bro you’re cooked
Hilarious how the woman, appart from being fairly good looking, was just horrid.
>fairly good looking
mate come on now
Tom the type of guy to punch his ass and say “sissssssss dayum I’m sexy”
Reading that in his voice haha
Ryan, Mitch, and Austin should go have a beer and leave her there.
Tom’s flaunting the gender neutral haircut
Tom’s haircut lowers his sigma level by 100 rip
She isnt looking to date. She went on here to push her OF. Guaranteed
She got that mom bod
Bro tweakin if he think I'm gonna put the words "Turkey Tom" on my torso
She looked like she was held there against her will.
love whatever Roman was trying to do
Brain damage.
skibidi skibidi skibidi
Daily
Gorilla mode maxxing
drain bamage :DDD
Good movie
Hello questionable people
Hello, fellow questionable
Howdy
Tom the type of guy to confuse Kieran Culkin for Rory Culkin
That Dahmer guy looks and acts like my old guitarist. Definitely a gooner and probably a serial life ender.
Life ender 😭😭😭
enderman
I feel like she just showed up with intentions on taking the money the guys didn’t ever really stand a chance
I can't believe we got Walter, Walt jr, Gus and Saul all in a room together!
Imagine being a lawyer, who went through the arduous journey of law school, only to still not resist the primal, feminine urge of believing in astrology. Its truly all women 😭😔
Tom the type of guy to scratch his head when his shadow makes a movement he didnt make
Roman feels like he could be scout from TF2
I’m sorry but taking a random unspecified amount of money over a second date with a really nice guy is such a woman moment
🅱️urkey 🅱️om Goonermaxxing
I mean.. just take the money and go on another date, what are they going to do, stop you from going to get dinner?
Different hand poses with push-ups work Different muscles. Mitches style is good for lower pec
Dude i hate how it ended, it shouldve been Critical asking THE GUY if he would want to go on a second date or all the money in his wallet. Gave the goonette to much power.
Can't believe I, a fellow old woman, is watching this channel
Same 😂
I gotta say, merch that is icy, and does not in any way let others know that it has anything to do with a youtuber is kinda based
The crutches kid is clearly on pain killers 😂
He dodged a bullet.
I love gooning to Tom’s videos ❤ it’s all over my screen 🤪
I love Tom's testosterone boosted personality! So entertaining and based
The buff tattoo guy is the type that doesn’t need game. 😂 Those dudes use tinder and actually get to be selective like they’re a chick.
I'm so glad she didn't get to torture any of these men further
tHIS Has been your best show evah. Love it
Dude how much speed are you on? Lmao. Im here for it.
Deal breaker shes the type with pronouns in her bio.
😂
merch is fireee🖤
The truth is all these men needed to go out with each other. The bromance is off the charts.
The black guy brings up anime. Lol
They should have said go on Date 2 or promote your OF. We already know what she woulda done.
31:08 "How many do you do?" BRO WHERE?? SUCH BETA ENERGY 🦈
When dude asks if she likes anime, that "anime is gay" song just instantly started to play in my head. I'm and not even against anime :D
That woman is bad news, I can just feel it. She doesn't seem to deserve to settle down long term at the moment. Stay away from her
Tom's the type of guy to judge a man by his eyebrow game.
"Can I take this guy?
He's got a couple notches shaved into one of his eyebrows...
.. I can definitely take this guy."
Real Goon Squad
Yell omg in my ear keep it up tom 😊
6 damn cats buddy is a houseful... thats insane. ive 4 and i already know thats an ick lmao.
He dodged a bullet
"Riff Gooner"
"Old Woman" bro you didn't have to do her like that
yea, he did, she didnt hesitate for a mili bout that cheddar, she is old at heart, jaded, all bout the greenbacks
I think Tom should do a show like this
Love how TOC is gaining subs quickly it's super entertaining!
that merch look dope
Mitch is the hero we needed.
TURKEY TOM MERCH OOHOHOHOHOHOH SHIT IM GOONING
Tom the type of dude to say "Whoopdee-doo, here comes the goo!" when he goons
_University of South Florida?_ SHOUT OUTS!!!
IM GOONING 😩😩😩😩
The guy with the snake is a Chad
This woman actually made me more sexist
The design on the shirt looks like old tap out shirts
Sanjay and Craig thought they were slick
15:05 is killing me right now 😂😂
tom been takin those pre stream stimulants and it’s not g fuel
Damn I was hoping the final guy would just walk off, or better when she said she might be on only fans
TomDark has been completely fucking unhinged lately and I am LIV👏🏻ING👏🏻FOR👏🏻IT👏🏻
These guys aren't gooners, the reason that "gooner" was the last thing one of them searched was to find out what it means. These are just your average, respectable, run of the mill humans
I thought it would be a neckbeard dating show. Untapped potential
@@bagingi7916 exactly what it should have been, but instead it's just normies taking appropriating the culture lol. It's vanilla af. Right on brand for Charlie tho.
Tom acting like raising the price of the shirt is "covering shipping"
Bro heard "18 years old" and was instantly interested
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO SHIT! That was amazing!
tom the type of guy to put on Passionfruit by Drake when he’s about to get it on with a girl
As someone who is literally just like Roman I'm afraid that guys like us are not even considered by girls of any age its sade but I am well aware I'm dieing alone
50 minutes now this is what I’m talking about
Oh damn I think Imma actually get that merch
i love the exaggerated reaction you’re going up for sure wai senate
Tom you need to start a Gorilla Mode Pick a up artist course and charge people buckets of dollars… your dating advice is perfection 😂
Is it me or is Poultry Thomas becoming slowly more and more unhinged, DJ Peachcobbler style?
Im all for it.
tom is the patron saint of gooners
1:37 to be fair she’s a lawyer
⚖️ GOOOOONERS ⚖️
Hi, I'm Gorilla Tom, I've got mad rizz, a bad haircut, I'm based, and you should see me shirtless.
some streamers do a hand cam, but turkey's gonna do a succ cam
40:06 lmao I'm dying ☠️
Tom the kinda guy to not put the name of the outro song in the description.
I'm trying really hard to read turkey Tom on the merch shirt. I think the bigger white font I can make out that it indeed says turkey but
I can't see where they fit Tom into it.
I think Tom is the smaller font underneath.
Tom definitely ripped off the tapout logo with death metal font and it's very him. I like it.
Dude during the OF convo it was so fucking clear that none of them wanted ti say what the really thought lol
Goodness gracious me Thomas oh good grief I have arrived!! Clean up aisle my Willy!!!
girls will never admit it but brodieTV is the dictionary definition of "spontaneous"
i need brodieTV
Tommy has peak pokie haircut.