Wayne jarvis: we'll get this company's name back to what it was. Micheal: or hopefully higher Wayne jarvis: I didn't say that, don't hold me to that. lolllllllll
Years ago I met Higgins one day at brewery out in LA. Coolest guy, he sat with us at our table for a couple minutes and chatted with my group. Told him this and Best in Show were my two favorite characters of his hahaha
Michael: How do you treat somebody in your own family like that? Lying and deceiving and saying anything just to get your own way? Lucille: *suddenly can't make eye contact* Also Michael: There's a big bowl of candy in my office...
I mean, Michael asking how long he has been practicing isn't necessarily small talk - it's professional! You want to know the very serious professional you're hiring is an experienced professional. A pro's pro, if you may.
“You’re serious?” “Almost always. I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had.” “This is a big accusation” “Well Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing”
Okay. I spotted a possible breach of confidentially on Jarvis's part. He voluntarily revealed that his client does not have a bowl of candy without getting consent from his client to do so. In other words, he snitched. I cannot see how he could ever possibly be a good criminal attorney.
Wayne Jarvis, attorney at law. I Have a responsibility to tell you there is no candy in this office. I wish I knew him when I walked 5km for a piece of pie my sister had already eaten.
It's not "Carol the bells", it's a Ukrainian new year's song by Mykola Leontovich called "Shchedryk"!!! Shame on you for misappropriating OUR cultural heritage!
It just occurred to me that I am the opposite of a Never-Nude. Not an 'Always-Nude'. A Never-Nude does not want to be nude, and this is a problem only in situation where it is otherwise normal or expedient to be naked. I, on the other hand, like to be naked, and this causes problems, or, at least, a sense of, for want ot a better phrase, Cognitive Dissonance, in my own mind, in some situation where I ought not to be nude, due to the needs of others, but would like to be.
Jarvis' actor looks really similar to Trotsky for me, and it's always made me wonder if his casting was a really elaborate joke about neoconservatives.
He tells him to give him a call when he's ready to get serious and then he takes his card back 🤣
Michael instantly puts it in his coat to safeguard it too afterwards 🤣
How did he call Wayne in the first place, though?
@@julians7613 Is it like an outtake or something? 🤣
When he lets out that like chuckle after Michael makes his joke of being professional then immediately reprimands him fckn kills me
Never noticed that!! That’s awesome
"i shall duck behind the couch"
"what a pro"
Love Wayne Jarvis. One of many wonderful supporting characters.
One smalltalker disliked this serious and professional video.
Great comment lol, I can tell you're serious and a professional
I'm Wayne Jarvis and I am obligated to tell you that I can neither confirm nor deny that statement.
0:32 Michael quickly pockets the business card before Wayne Jarvis can retrieve it. LOL
the delivery of “I shall duck behind the couch” is just perfect.
And the way he ducks behind the couch like a tin soldier.
I love that Lucille already knows about Never Nudes
Well it IS exactly what it sounds like
Lucille just slowly planting the seeds to turn everyone against each other she's so savage I love her
The Christmas music mounting throughout the ending of this scene is so well done
Just realized I'd love to see Wayne Jarvis and Dwight Schrute meet and start trying to out-professional each other
I appreciate this video to a wonderful degree
Wayne jarvis: we'll get this company's name back to what it was.
Micheal: or hopefully higher
Wayne jarvis: I didn't say that, don't hold me to that.
lolllllllll
This man is a genuine inspiration to me.
“I shall duck behind the couch” sounds very similar to “I shall have a birthday cake” (probably because it’s the same actor😂)
tried to get michaels father to seize the day
Man,love Prof. Whitman.
“Actually that’s not why I called you here today, and I’m not doing that.”
Never noticed the Gob impression at the end.
What a pro
Years ago I met Higgins one day at brewery out in LA. Coolest guy, he sat with us at our table for a couple minutes and chatted with my group. Told him this and Best in Show were my two favorite characters of his hahaha
Michael: How do you treat somebody in your own family like that? Lying and deceiving and saying anything just to get your own way?
Lucille: *suddenly can't make eye contact*
Also Michael: There's a big bowl of candy in my office...
I mean, Michael asking how long he has been practicing isn't necessarily small talk - it's professional! You want to know the very serious professional you're hiring is an experienced professional. A pro's pro, if you may.
a pro would know that answer before the meeting starts.
“You’re serious?”
“Almost always. I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had.”
“This is a big accusation”
“Well Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing”
Okay. I spotted a possible breach of confidentially on Jarvis's part. He voluntarily revealed that his client does not have a bowl of candy without getting consent from his client to do so. In other words, he snitched. I cannot see how he could ever possibly be a good criminal attorney.
Wayne Jarvis, attorney at law. I Have a responsibility to tell you there is no candy in this office.
I wish I knew him when I walked 5km for a piece of pie my sister had already eaten.
Does anyone know where I can find the rendition of Carol of the bells that plays at the end of the clip?
We'll try to get that uploaded, we just need to place it in the calendar though! Thanks for the comment
@@arresteddev Do you have access to any unreleased soundtrack? Quite a few of the pieces used in the early seasons are nowhere to be found.
@@kino5831 Unfortunately no, if anything pops up, we'll let you know!
It's not "Carol the bells", it's a Ukrainian new year's song by Mykola Leontovich called "Shchedryk"!!! Shame on you for misappropriating OUR cultural heritage!
@@arresteddev "That" is a Ukrainian national new year's song by Leontovich called Shchedryk!
He looks like Nathan lane's son
It just occurred to me that I am the opposite of a Never-Nude. Not an 'Always-Nude'. A Never-Nude does not want to be nude, and this is a problem only in situation where it is otherwise normal or expedient to be naked. I, on the other hand, like to be naked, and this causes problems, or, at least, a sense of, for want ot a better phrase, Cognitive Dissonance, in my own mind, in some situation where I ought not to be nude, due to the needs of others, but would like to be.
I too enjoy being Naked and would like to be more often than I am allowed!
Cringe and self-indulgent. Especially the part when you tried to explained something that's exactly what it sounds like...
Jarvis' actor looks really similar to Trotsky for me, and it's always made me wonder if his casting was a really elaborate joke about neoconservatives.
Just because he wears glasses? Lol. No, he doesn't and it wasn't, and you're reaching. Marxism has nothing to do with this plotline/character.
Wayne was great as Kurt on Seinfeld!
What a pro