Could Minecraft's Stone Sword Actually Kill You?

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  • @Weisz
    @Weisz  2 роки тому +970

    Were you surprised by the results? What should I try next? Let me know!

    • @neoncity3081
      @neoncity3081 2 роки тому +22

      Make nether portal in real life???

    • @tieger237
      @tieger237 2 роки тому +5

      Swimming/moving in a fully hydrophobic swimsuit or generally something with hydrophobic coating (Don´t know if it would make any difference though because I barely had any physics classes in school)

    • @Snow-ip3el
      @Snow-ip3el 2 роки тому +7

      You should make a minecraft sheild to pair with the sword!

    • @houselightkell
      @houselightkell 2 роки тому +4

      Perhaps make an iron sword. I wonder how it'd perform with no carbon mixed in

    • @MrShrog
      @MrShrog 2 роки тому +2

      The next thing: Diamond hoe

  • @muneeb-khan
    @muneeb-khan 2 роки тому +3702

    If anyone thinks these swords are too heavy to be useful, remember, Steve is scaled to be just as chunky as them. Steve is a two meter tall organism of absolute destruction. With 9 inch thick arms.

    • @_blood_moon_proto_1500
      @_blood_moon_proto_1500 2 роки тому +7

      who can punch down gidgee (acacia wood the 3rd hardest wood in the world) with his fists alone

    • @fero_zetta
      @fero_zetta 2 роки тому +671

      Steve can punch live hardwoods down in SECONDS...
      If he learns how to grab without a fishing rod and squish with his hands, I think the game would be ridiculously easy as he just makes the heads of every mob explode...

    • @_blood_moon_proto_1500
      @_blood_moon_proto_1500 2 роки тому

      @@fero_zetta i wanna see him on death battle now

    • @chucklesdeclown8819
      @chucklesdeclown8819 2 роки тому +121

      And he's buff enough to do so too

    • @shadowsnake5133
      @shadowsnake5133 2 роки тому +119

      @@_blood_moon_proto_1500 hell, I can one up that, fucking concrete and maybe a block of netherite.

  • @DeimosDread
    @DeimosDread 2 роки тому +396

    "Could getting hit with this large rock attached to this stick kill you?" Yes. Thank you science.

    • @boredcoffeeaddict3992
      @boredcoffeeaddict3992 2 роки тому +8

      Probably not. Its too slow. You could easily dodge it. If it hit you then yes, but so would most other swords.

    • @rovertronic
      @rovertronic 2 роки тому

      @@boredcoffeeaddict3992 even the v3?

    • @wesleymays1931
      @wesleymays1931 Рік тому

      Killed by a rock being launched at your face
      Just like Abel

  • @keysgaming6830
    @keysgaming6830 2 роки тому +5382

    Considering that Steve takes a few hits to break through the skulls of most mobs, I think the one that you made is actually stronger than Steve's

    • @perdosplace97
      @perdosplace97 2 роки тому +289

      You see not only the minecraft sword is probably more light the coconut was also supported by the table

    • @mortalkod5057
      @mortalkod5057 2 роки тому +153

      @@perdosplace97 considering that the handle is light the Minecraft sword is lighter by a bit

    • @SEAV69
      @SEAV69 2 роки тому +93

      It could also just mean that Steve is swinging with less power

    • @grayanddevpdx
      @grayanddevpdx 2 роки тому +132

      @@SEAV69 agreed. He can attack pretty fast and doesn’t really look like he’s hitting that hard.

    • @bonezanimates524
      @bonezanimates524 2 роки тому +105

      @@SEAV69 reply steve is a genius survivallist so he conserves energy lol

  • @JoelCreates
    @JoelCreates 2 роки тому +290

    Paper doesn't beat rock any more

    • @doiexistno0
      @doiexistno0 2 роки тому +16

      Rock beats rock

    • @Gandhi_Physique
      @Gandhi_Physique 2 роки тому +17

      @@doiexistno0 Smith beats Rock

    • @doiexistno0
      @doiexistno0 2 роки тому +3

      @@Gandhi_Physique well done u achieved 1 million iq

  • @secretlemon5008
    @secretlemon5008 2 роки тому +2541

    While i was expecting these things to destroy shit due to the pure weight behind them, im kinda shocked how clean some of the cuts came out and more importantly they didnt just explode when they hit the wood or coconut. I wonder if they have the same durability as the in game sword.

    • @perdosplace97
      @perdosplace97 2 роки тому +88

      Sharp + weight = stronger cut
      Sharp + weight ≠ blunt hit

    • @darkshadowsx5949
      @darkshadowsx5949 2 роки тому +34

      why would you think it would explode? have you ever seen a rock explode?
      well actually i seen a rock explode but it was due to heat. but this is granite not some weak shale.

    • @kaelin8775
      @kaelin8775 2 роки тому +51

      @@darkshadowsx5949 i mean yeah i threw a rock at the ground and it broke, i guess most people dont know too much about different types of rock so we wouldnt know how much damage it can tank before breaking. like if he just straight up wacked a brick wall how damaged would the sword get

    • @baddgeeksquad
      @baddgeeksquad 2 роки тому +1

      Ee

    • @baddgeeksquad
      @baddgeeksquad 2 роки тому +1

      Yee

  • @tttITA10
    @tttITA10 2 роки тому +145

    I would have liked to see a sharp version of the pixelated sword. :/ But, hey, they work WAY better than I expected. Also... Edge allignment. It was improper alignment of the motion, rather than lack of mass, that was impairing the cuts of the smaller stone sword.

    • @Weisz
      @Weisz  2 роки тому +39

      Good notes - thank you!

    • @seanrea550
      @seanrea550 2 роки тому +1

      Also the angle of the grind, a finer edge yields a better cut.

  • @lasiace
    @lasiace 2 роки тому +1547

    Given how Steve has been previously established to have superhuman strength, V2 might unironically be a legitimately effective sword. Well, the sheer mass might make him fly off his feet when swinging if he's not heavy enough, but still.

    • @Weisz
      @Weisz  2 роки тому +296

      Yeah especially considering the recent game theory that claims steve weights like 15lbs 😂 but he’s more than strong enough!

    • @vampyrecat4458
      @vampyrecat4458 2 роки тому +189

      well I mean he's usually carrying at least 64 cubic metres of this stuff with him so I think he's heavy enough lmao

    • @ashleyhamman
      @ashleyhamman 2 роки тому +48

      Maybe those of us who melee with an axe are on to something after all! I'd love to see how that would stand up to the same kind of test.

    • @alfasolmega4458
      @alfasolmega4458 2 роки тому +13

      Blunt force trauma

    • @trubb225
      @trubb225 2 роки тому +31

      He's probably weighed down by the amount of crap he carries, honestly.

  • @madixj
    @madixj 2 роки тому +154

    Doesn't really surprise me that Steve can swing such a big heavy sword since he is 6'5, a meter thick from shoulder to shoulder(presumably all with pure muscle), and probably super thick front to back... Steve is an absolute unit!

    • @AfromanRants
      @AfromanRants 2 роки тому +9

      Steve is 1.8 m tall.
      1.8 m = 180 cm.
      180 cm = 70.87 in.
      71 in = 5.92 feet, or 5’11. Tf are you on about?

    • @madixj
      @madixj 2 роки тому +6

      @@AfromanRants I thought he was 2 meters tall, which is 6'5

    • @AfromanRants
      @AfromanRants 2 роки тому +1

      @@madixj You can literally google it my guy. At 1.8 m, Steve stands at 5’11. Some sources put him at 1.87 m, which brings him to 6’2. But either way, you’re incorrect

    • @madixj
      @madixj 2 роки тому +4

      @@AfromanRants ok, I get it, he's not 6'5, my bad

    • @christiancasaverdepertica1802
      @christiancasaverdepertica1802 2 роки тому +6

      @@AfromanRants I mean, it isn't a super strange assumption to make. He looks like he's 2 blocks tall, each block being one meter

  • @-Dan-.
    @-Dan-. 2 роки тому +1191

    Please remember too, these sword weights are impractical irl, but can be one-handedly swung around by Steve

    • @VoltisArt
      @VoltisArt 2 роки тому +242

      Not just one handed - double wielded while rocking full body armor made of a composite of diamond, gold and magical hell steel, and while carrying thousands of tons worth of supplies....somewhere on his body.

    • @oathkeeperofoblivion972
      @oathkeeperofoblivion972 2 роки тому +68

      @@VoltisArt or in his body.

    • @MrAskmannen
      @MrAskmannen 2 роки тому +104

      Steve can carry like 6.7 million kilograms of solid gold without breaking a sweat. That's like the weight of two office buildings or something

    • @fallingrock7225
      @fallingrock7225 2 роки тому +89

      @@MrAskmannen He doesn’t just carry without breaking a sweat. To slightly push the scaling, he can carry that weight while sprinting, climbing, swimming, and while propelling himself with homemade explosives and stolen angel wings.

    • @septicsorcerer9620
      @septicsorcerer9620 2 роки тому +25

      @@fallingrock7225 he's always had superhuman level strength.

  • @justasimpleweeb4156
    @justasimpleweeb4156 2 роки тому +53

    Something important to remember is that a Minecraft sword doesn't cut anything besides cobwebs, it just knock backs enemies and dose some damage. So Minecraft swords is correct irl, however it is not meant for irl use.

    • @leotamer5
      @leotamer5 2 роки тому +6

      A Minecraft Sword is a club with a delusion of grandeur.

    • @iteragami5078
      @iteragami5078 2 роки тому +3

      What about swords cutting bamboo in minecraft?

    • @justasimpleweeb4156
      @justasimpleweeb4156 2 роки тому +1

      @@iteragami5078 oh yeah I forgot about that

    • @el_gatoNegro
      @el_gatoNegro 22 дні тому

      That is just painfully Wrong. swords in Minecraft do actually cut tree leaves faster than bare handed, with an axe, shovel, or pickaxe, except for hoes since the they are farming tools that are faster when it comes to cutting leaves than swords.

  • @StuffandThings_
    @StuffandThings_ 2 роки тому +770

    Interestingly, during the early days of the bronze age someone tried making an obsidian sword to keep up with the times (bronze allowed for much longer knives/early swords) in Denmark. The obsidian was in sections, since making a whole blade out of it would have been impossible. Sort of like a Macuahuitl but much more sword-like. So you _can_ make a stone sword and people have clearly tried in the past, its just far from ideal.

    • @spiceyicey
      @spiceyicey 2 роки тому +48

      obsidian is glass, you're thinking of the earlier flint variations of those swords

    • @StuffandThings_
      @StuffandThings_ 2 роки тому +62

      @@spiceyicey I'd consider obsidian a stone, otherwise technically a lot of stone would be "glass" in some respect - after all, rhyolite can have over 75% silica. And this was a later variation, again very much in the style of a sword and not one of those weird flint knife things.

    • @Viatorus0
      @Viatorus0 2 роки тому +33

      @@spiceyicey obsidian has been used for clean cuts as it is smooth and not as serrated as metal it was used for knifes and arrowheads

    • @The-Singularity-X01
      @The-Singularity-X01 2 роки тому +23

      @@StuffandThings_ Obsidian is literally volcanic 'glass' mate. And glass is glass because of its completely non-crystalline structure.

    • @PotatoKernels
      @PotatoKernels 2 роки тому +4

      @@Viatorus0 yes they are razor sharp but are really really fragile, basically razor sharp glass

  • @silversonome5360
    @silversonome5360 2 роки тому +19

    Could a large, sharpened slab of stone kill a person when they're struck by it?
    ... I'll risk a guess and say yeah, it probably could

  • @RepeatedFailure
    @RepeatedFailure 2 роки тому +689

    I'm starting to take Louis' success in these Minecraft videos for granite. Betting against him figuring out a way to make it work is counter productive.

    • @Weisz
      @Weisz  2 роки тому +141

      Man these puns are stone cold

    • @LemonbreadSC
      @LemonbreadSC 2 роки тому +42

      @@Weisz Your content rocks, dude! Keep it up!

    • @dankmemer5699
      @dankmemer5699 2 роки тому +35

      @@LemonbreadSC yeah, he really makes *solid* stuff

    • @euanmcgill918
      @euanmcgill918 2 роки тому +24

      I usually get slated for such puns

    • @theWitchKing642
      @theWitchKing642 2 роки тому +22

      Some of these puns seem cobbled together.

  • @afe9269
    @afe9269 2 роки тому +2

    Thing is, normally you wouldnt make such big swords, but steve has so much power that the speed of swinging big swords is no different to swinging smaller swords

  • @lolosworkshop7033
    @lolosworkshop7033 2 роки тому +289

    Minecraft swords are basically 2 handed great-swords used using only one hand
    Also I feel like you would crush more then cut with then , still as deadly tho

    • @kubaGR8
      @kubaGR8 2 роки тому +11

      So you could say they're 1 handed greatswords.

    • @kubaGR8
      @kubaGR8 2 роки тому +2

      @restless_rat Since they had to specify "2 handed great-swords", it's only logical.

    • @lolosworkshop7033
      @lolosworkshop7033 2 роки тому +2

      @@kubaGR8 yeah pretty much

    • @_blood_moon_proto_1500
      @_blood_moon_proto_1500 2 роки тому +9

      uh huh....greatswords where never that heavy, a great sword is not much heavier than a long sword (in fact they can be lighter than longswords)...coming in at (in lunatic units) 2.2 to 3.3 pounds these stone swords are more like super short and super dense hand and a half Zweihander hybrid

    • @kubaGR8
      @kubaGR8 2 роки тому +1

      @@_blood_moon_proto_1500 This isn't very relevant to the topic at hand.

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 2 роки тому +2

    Minecraft Steve would be a TERRIFYING presence on the gladiatorial battlefield. Imagine the a 6'3" man WITH 9 INCH WIDE ARMS comes out wielding one of THESE monstrosities, but made of black Hellmetal, takes a bite out of a gold plated apple, sprints towards you at twelve miles an hour(20 KMH) And jumps a solid METER(3 feet) into the air from 4 meters away to come slamming this monster of a weapon down through your soul.
    Minecraft Steve is Terrifying.

  • @Ignore__Me
    @Ignore__Me 2 роки тому +383

    It’s probably a *terrifying* thought knowing very well Minecraft Steve is 6’6 with 9 inch wide arms.. or maybe I’m just bad at math.

    • @trashpanda3902
      @trashpanda3902 2 роки тому +19

      And he has the strength of a god

    • @alfasolmega4458
      @alfasolmega4458 2 роки тому +14

      With a broadsword or battle axe the size of a small child

    • @bakidrip
      @bakidrip 2 роки тому +7

      @@Stay_away_from_my_swamp_water are you saying he is 2 ft tall or.....

    • @arassisalt
      @arassisalt 2 роки тому +12

      @@Stay_away_from_my_swamp_water thats not how feet works buddy

    • @angeleneclarke1306
      @angeleneclarke1306 2 роки тому +5

      He is about 2.3ish in meters bc ik that steve is slightly taller than two blocks which are 1 meter on all sides, so yeah thats your meter scale ig.

  • @randomdude1rd1
    @randomdude1rd1 2 роки тому +20

    Gotta keep edge alignment in mind (Louis isn't a trained swordsman so can't blame him), but the first cut with the $20 sword could have gone all the way through with proper edge allignment

  • @colemanstryk3r557
    @colemanstryk3r557 2 роки тому +161

    It would have been hilarious to go back to the store and bring the swords with you, just to say that they worked really well.

  • @NealBromfield
    @NealBromfield 2 роки тому +3

    "There's no way to shape granite in a controlled way"
    Laughs in bronze age Egypt 🤣

  • @Astral_Knowledge
    @Astral_Knowledge 2 роки тому +125

    Happy I could help with the project, the outcome was awesome

  • @yourfriendlyneighborhoodjinx
    @yourfriendlyneighborhoodjinx 3 місяці тому +1

    Don't forget that Steve is terrifyingly strong, with a walking speed rivaling Usain bolt running and the ability to just pick up solid blocks of whatever, regardless of weight. He also swings the sword like it's nothing. I'm pretty sure he makes it work via brute force.

  • @Akumanorisajensu
    @Akumanorisajensu 2 роки тому +1

    "That thing was too big to be called a sword.
    Too big, too thick, too heavy, and too rough, it was more like a large hunk of stone."

  • @RealAndySkibba
    @RealAndySkibba 2 роки тому +70

    Heavy objects with sharp edges usually cut pretty well. Neat to see video game logic working.
    Steve must be jacked.

    • @ABEL-cd2sp
      @ABEL-cd2sp 2 роки тому +30

      He breaks trees with his fist so I'd say probably

    • @unicornhuntercg
      @unicornhuntercg 2 роки тому +2

      Mf can dismantle and carry the Eiffel tower in his pocket. Hell yeah he's jacked.

    • @Aras14
      @Aras14 2 роки тому +7

      @@LucLue just one stack of gold has a mass of 1235.2 metric tonnes, that's a lot...

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 2 роки тому +9

      @@LucLue Not just that, they can carry an inventory full of shulker boxes filled with gold. And then sit on a horse that can handle that weight and float in the water

    • @jaredjosephsongheng372
      @jaredjosephsongheng372 2 роки тому +2

      I mean Steve can hold a full inventory of Shulker Boxes filled with Enchanted Golden Apples and the full inventory of Shulker boxes filled with Enchanted Golden Apples nearly weighs up to TWICE the weight of the Pyramid Of Giza. So yeah he is kinda Jacked.

  • @haph2087
    @haph2087 2 роки тому +16

    Considering the fact that steve is absurdly strong (like muscular ability) in the game, the sword design is actually not that absurd.
    It would be a better idea to do the sword diagonally the other way (so that the blade edge is a corner), but it's not half bad tbh.

    • @jaredjosephsongheng372
      @jaredjosephsongheng372 2 роки тому +3

      And also Steve is a FRICKING 2 Meter Behemoth with arms that are 9 feet wide. That's why he can hold the sword with one hand Easily

    • @haph2087
      @haph2087 2 роки тому

      @@jaredjosephsongheng372 Yeah, and how many cubic meters of gold can he carry around without slowing him down? Gaddam that guy’s ripped.

  • @openloop4493
    @openloop4493 2 роки тому +40

    Amazing video Louis! I am pretty damn shocked none of them broke in half during the downward swing and came flying back into the air. Love how much effort you went through getting in touch with the countertop manufacturers. I'm sure that's a "once in their career" type story they'll have for the rest of their life about some nut coming in with design files for granite swords.

  • @Rokushi_ftw
    @Rokushi_ftw 2 роки тому +17

    Comment before watching the video:
    Even if it isn't sharp enough, I'm pretty sure you could use it like a blunt weapon (like a Bat, for example)
    After:
    I think it may have been nicer for your habds if you made handlers too, since the three MC Swords are pure granyte

  • @bhutwheyttherismor86
    @bhutwheyttherismor86 2 роки тому +71

    This was dope. I figured they would do well, but I never would've guessed they would do "that" well. Gg broski.

  • @justin.g25
    @justin.g25 2 роки тому +1

    A reminder that Steve can carry 64 iron blocks in every inventory slots or fill it with shulkers full of iron blocks and still jumps and runs quickly. He will have no problems swinging something like that.

  • @william.pedersen
    @william.pedersen 2 роки тому +53

    Ahh yes, the long awaited Minecraft Stone sword! Now onto making that diamond one...

    • @maskedredstonerproz
      @maskedredstonerproz 2 роки тому +2

      that would be expensive as hell

    • @Mikeinator_
      @Mikeinator_ 2 роки тому +1

      @@maskedredstonerproz and it would immediately shatter the moment it hits anything.

    • @AdaTheWatcher
      @AdaTheWatcher 2 роки тому +2

      What about an iron one

    • @EspressoTyme
      @EspressoTyme 2 роки тому +4

      @@AdaTheWatcher the iron sword would basically be a greatsword at that point

    • @wolfetteplays8894
      @wolfetteplays8894 2 роки тому

      @@maskedredstonerproz nope, because matpat proved the diamonds used in game are shite quality. The only problem would be shaping them

  • @QuirkyView
    @QuirkyView 2 роки тому +7

    with an attack speed of 1.6 swings per second Steve is definitely the strongest video game character, barely above Gordon Freeman with his crowbar swing speed

  • @ultimate_pleb
    @ultimate_pleb 2 роки тому +49

    Louis you made the swords out of pure granite but the recipe for a stone sword is
    2 granite:1 stick

    • @Maitatu
      @Maitatu 2 роки тому +1

      Wdym the recipe is 2stone and 1stick

    • @pixelfoxshouse
      @pixelfoxshouse 2 роки тому

      @@Maitatu no its granite you clearly never played minecraft

    • @Maitatu
      @Maitatu 2 роки тому +1

      @@pixelfoxshouse well why is it called a stone sword then

    • @pixelfoxshouse
      @pixelfoxshouse 2 роки тому +3

      @@Maitatu its a mistranslation from the cat language

    • @tree9979
      @tree9979 2 роки тому

      @@Maitatu bro wdym its 2 granite and 1 stick you alright man?

  • @orang375
    @orang375 2 роки тому +1

    That thing was too big to be called a sword. Too big, too thick, too heavy, and too rough, it was more like a large hunk of Granite.

  • @sider5466
    @sider5466 2 роки тому +37

    This guy is so aggressive with that sword, he probably thinks he can respawn.😂

  • @1Mykey
    @1Mykey 2 роки тому +4

    6:27 Bro i think you enchanted that sword with knockback 3

  • @Катюша-щ5ю
    @Катюша-щ5ю 2 роки тому +6

    This implies that Steve is a tall Buff dude capable of carrying a hundred kilograms and punch trees into dust

    • @Oxurus
      @Oxurus 2 роки тому +1

      I mean... Steve is 6'2.

    • @zacharyadams3422
      @zacharyadams3422 2 роки тому +2

      yeah he can hold a couple thousand cubic meters of gold.

    • @donovanmahan2901
      @donovanmahan2901 2 роки тому +2

      that's just what he is. Heck, he can punch nearly anything into dust, he only needs the tools to get something useful out of it and/or break it faster.

  • @greenscout_12
    @greenscout_12 2 роки тому +3

    8:27 bro did an 360 noscope but used a SWORD

  • @degenerateweeb8383
    @degenerateweeb8383 2 роки тому +13

    Im amazed at how well you were able to control the swords. I feel like I'd miss the targets most of the time and even if I do eventually hit it it wouldn't be as clean as yours.

  • @Violet_SANDS
    @Violet_SANDS 2 роки тому +7

    the serated edge is because the sword is tilted, just like the compass, so it does actually look more like the 2nd sword

  • @CanadaBricks
    @CanadaBricks 2 роки тому +9

    Louis should start a Minecraft channel solely for these Minecraft IRL videos

  • @theotherjack
    @theotherjack 2 роки тому +3

    hes only got 4 more to do now
    iron: would work pretty well
    gold: too heavy, soft, and expensive, and would definitely need to be on a smaller scale
    diamond: obviously expensive, and although it is strong, it will still shatter when the angle is right.
    netherite: ???

  • @jamesbarclay4363
    @jamesbarclay4363 2 роки тому +14

    You should get an exoskeleton like Allen Pan so you can more easily swing the sword. I think it would be interesting to see the kind of damage it could do if it wasn’t so unwieldy.

  • @quannguyen297
    @quannguyen297 2 роки тому +1

    "I'm going to sleep early today"
    Also me at 2am :

  • @w01ffr34k
    @w01ffr34k 2 роки тому +6

    1:03 remember folks, granite is used in the making of Egyptian pyramids, statues, monoliths and temples. That rock is TOUGH.

  • @veenbox137
    @veenbox137 2 роки тому +1

    its like asking "are you able to die from anything?"

  • @PORPO5
    @PORPO5 2 роки тому +9

    Despite the poor performance, v1 looked so cool. Great job!

  • @wibblynibbly1754
    @wibblynibbly1754 2 роки тому +1

    You know your short when a Minecraft sword is taller than you

  • @nickmuffin1722
    @nickmuffin1722 2 роки тому +15

    Man please make some blue lanterns or soul torches sometimes. I love watching you analyzing hidden and looped aspects and making things work. 🤣😂💙 Great video as always man

    • @TheMantisLord50
      @TheMantisLord50 2 роки тому

      Copper chloride

    • @nickmuffin1722
      @nickmuffin1722 2 роки тому +1

      @@TheMantisLord50 but real lanterns. Out of copper chloride it ya know. Wait I didn't think it through 😂😂. But I meant something that burns longer with blue flame but there's butane already 🤣 what the heck

  • @itisyebadger
    @itisyebadger 2 роки тому +1

    The literal recipe for a stone sword is one stick and TWO PIECES OF COBBLESTONE, NOT GRANITE

  • @jonathansauceda589
    @jonathansauceda589 2 роки тому +4

    I enjoy these videos where you try to make something in-game work irl

  • @ЭвваМаска
    @ЭвваМаска 2 роки тому +2

    Considering the fact, that Steve can carry several milions tons, and still runing, first sword might actualy be one handed weapon of mass destruction

  • @Kelvoraax
    @Kelvoraax 2 роки тому +3

    7:50
    As an A-Level Physics student, don’t worry! This isn’t dumb, it’s Newton’s Second Law! F=ma, Force = Mass * Acceleration

  • @milkman4407
    @milkman4407 2 роки тому +1

    The one problem with ballistics gel is a person isn't gonna go flying when you cut them but at least its realistic to minecraft?

  • @idkimbadanames1314
    @idkimbadanames1314 2 роки тому +5

    I remember being a kid and breaking rocks with rocks. I think I found out that granite was the strongest, as it had broken all the others or tied, that was fun to do then.

  • @Moss_Dude
    @Moss_Dude 2 роки тому +2

    "If you hit someone in the head with a rock enough times will they die?" Like it's really obvious the wood and stone swords in minecraft don't cut anything, they just bludgeon.

  • @vaclavkokes6236
    @vaclavkokes6236 2 роки тому +3

    4:11 thats not a sword, thats a machete

  • @kaylethejudicator2368
    @kaylethejudicator2368 2 роки тому +1

    Tl;dr without need to watch the video: Yes you can. It is literally a hunk of stone. Smash that against anyone's skull can you can kill them.

  • @vojtechjilovec
    @vojtechjilovec 2 роки тому +5

    now make a diamond version

  • @OszkarFulop
    @OszkarFulop 11 місяців тому +1

    A minecraft sword would make a terrible sword but an amazing blunt weapon

  • @ivaxian
    @ivaxian 2 роки тому +13

    I was expecting for you make the the actual swords that you can hold instead of grabbing them with 2 hands. Love the video anyways! Keep up the amazing work!

    • @Suesserto_000
      @Suesserto_000 2 роки тому +1

      I mean his own design kinda worked so maybe a regular arming sword could work but I think it’ll snap easier then the chopper he designed.

  • @WIT_Boudicca
    @WIT_Boudicca 2 роки тому +2

    i think if you do a vs wood sword comparison you should test to see what it takes to break these badboys. since steve can parry with swords in game they need to be able to resist force applied to them, and you'd need to test their sheer strength width ways too. incredible result none the less!

  • @ABEL-cd2sp
    @ABEL-cd2sp 2 роки тому +6

    Damn those swords are rock hard 😳

    • @Weisz
      @Weisz  2 роки тому +7

      I know something else that’s… nvm

    • @jvinnyd3925
      @jvinnyd3925 2 роки тому +1

      @@Weisz do not say it pls

  • @Ghostly3011
    @Ghostly3011 2 роки тому +1

    Yet more proof that Steve is a god - He can casually swing a giant piece of stone without tiring or losing balance

  • @JustKodes
    @JustKodes 2 роки тому +6

    What a stone cold blade

  • @megaclodsire
    @megaclodsire 2 роки тому +1

    "That thing was too big to be called a sword. Too big, too thick, too heavy, and too rough, it was more like a large hunk of STONE."

    • @evernewb2073
      @evernewb2073 2 роки тому +1

      funnily enough there really isn't anything particularly wrong with the design of guts's sword which is downright bizarre for a weapon in a manga, there's some impracticalities but they make a lot more sense in light of it's intended use...though why you'd use a sword at all for that is beyond me.
      the problem with it is exactly the problem stated in the manga: it's way the frack to damned heavy to actually use. and not just in a "you're not strong enough" problem, the dimensions vary a bit from image to image (mostly in thickness) but we're talking at _least_ ~200 pounds of material, usually more like 300+ meanwhile the heaviest sword ever reportedly actually used in combat was ~14 pounds, and that one was both intended to be purely decorative and claims of it's use can't be supported.
      funnily enough guts appears to start getting faster and more agile with all that extra weight from the armor added on later, he knows full well that sword is holding him WAY back but it's the only weapon around that can hold up to doing the job he needs it to do (remember that this guy is moving to fast for normal mercenaries to track him visually shortly before he switches to using his iconic weapon).

    • @megaclodsire
      @megaclodsire 2 роки тому

      @@evernewb2073 thank u evernewb

    • @gjkdshgkjshjkgdfg
      @gjkdshgkjshjkgdfg 2 роки тому

      @@evernewb2073 tldr

  • @dedizzydoge
    @dedizzydoge 2 роки тому +4

    Time to speedrun irl

  • @Icewithdrip-jx1nb
    @Icewithdrip-jx1nb 2 роки тому +1

    Friend: What are you doing?
    Me:Nothing, just stabbing people to see if my sword works

  • @Krozmar
    @Krozmar 2 роки тому +3

    7:03 So she said

  • @canadian_dingus
    @canadian_dingus 2 роки тому +1

    Wait a damn minute, that doesn’t look like 2 meter cubed blocks of stone on a stick…

  • @rexberkova7328
    @rexberkova7328 2 роки тому +4

    I'd love to be this guy's neighbor. His personality is positively infectious and can you imagine the free fruit??

  • @flameburst5585
    @flameburst5585 2 роки тому +1

    I am not sure many people realize this but Steve probably is the strongest fictional character in general and exsistance.
    He can carry 64 gold bars in one hand and could Carry more than 30 64 bars of gold in his pockets or inventory.
    Now imagine if he Carry's blocks of gold which he could Carry more than 30 64 block of gold imagine how heavy that would be.
    And with shulker boxes he could Carry 27 64 stacks of gold blocks in one box and he could have in total 36 boxes of 27 slots of 64 stacks of gold blocks.
    Now imagine 36 boxes with 27 slots with 64 stacks of nether stars instead of gold blocks. I am not fully sure but nether stars are more or less compressed neutron stars which has a mass of about 1.4 solar masses which is about 2.784e+30kg for one nether star so 36 boxes with 27 slots with 64 stacks of nether stars Steve could probably punch the everyknown universe, multiverse, dimension and infinity and beyond lol

    • @flameburst5585
      @flameburst5585 2 роки тому

      Steve is probably holding more or less all of his power

  • @maxifire32
    @maxifire32 2 роки тому +4

    10:40 but a diamond sword wont work, it will just shatter like a glass sword

    • @Arthurin_
      @Arthurin_ 2 роки тому +1

      actually diamond is one of the hardest materials in earth

    • @maxifire32
      @maxifire32 2 роки тому +4

      @@Arthurin_ yes but actually no, diamond is strong but not tough, toughness is a obects' ability to resist being bended and twisted, diamond is as tough if not even less tough than glass

    • @joshuatube6918
      @joshuatube6918 2 роки тому +1

      @@maxifire32 if say you had a normal sword and diamond tipped the edges that'd work

  • @BigManDaichi
    @BigManDaichi 2 роки тому +1

    By all accounts, it was no more than a hulking mass of granite.

  • @UIrival
    @UIrival 2 роки тому +7

    MLG CUT 8:00

    • @UIrival
      @UIrival 2 роки тому +1

      MLG CUT 2 8:29

    • @UIrival
      @UIrival 2 роки тому +1

      MLG CUT 3 8:55

    • @UIrival
      @UIrival 2 роки тому +1

      MLG CUT 4 9:30

    • @UIrival
      @UIrival 2 роки тому +1

      MLG CUT 5 9:35

    • @UIrival
      @UIrival 2 роки тому +1

      MLG CUT 6 9:48

  • @Chris-gx1ei
    @Chris-gx1ei 2 роки тому +2

    "Can Stone Swords actually kill you?"
    That's a dumb question because hitting you with a stone sword would be like hitting you with a stone
    The true question is:
    could a stone sword actually cut you?

  • @angus4202
    @angus4202 2 роки тому

    love it when local businesses get involved with youtuber projects

  • @ChillkittzGT
    @ChillkittzGT 2 роки тому

    6:54 I imagine those drivers inside their cars, seeing Louis doing some wacky stuff and we're like "holy moly what is this guy doing"

  • @Neem_
    @Neem_ 2 роки тому +1

    Just remember, Steve can wield it in one hand and still sprint and run perfectly

  • @dsbjr813
    @dsbjr813 2 роки тому +1

    How big is a Minecraft sword in pixels?
    A block in Minecraft has been confirmed to be exactly 1 metre, and one metre is equal to 100 centimetres. Now, our block is exactly 16 pixels diagonally across. Now, our sword is not far behind at a 15 pixel diagonal length so a Minecraft sword is 3ft not 4 but good vid

  • @masonscasualaccount2726
    @masonscasualaccount2726 2 роки тому +1

    “Anything could kill anyone, any time, in the right hands”

  • @blaxidii7360
    @blaxidii7360 2 роки тому

    The sword Steve uses is actually ingenious, tricking people that it’s a sword, when really, it’s a flat mace

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 2 роки тому +1

    Could it kill you? YES DEFINITELY. Is it a good weapon? Not so much.

  • @YNoted
    @YNoted 2 роки тому +1

    “Re-creating minecraft’s mobs IRL!”

  • @blankblank
    @blankblank 2 роки тому

    “Could a rock kill you?” Someone hasn’t been outside enough.

  • @lancelotofsadblackwolf_yt6222
    @lancelotofsadblackwolf_yt6222 2 роки тому

    So if you are lost in the woods and want to defend yourself:
    ▪︎ Find a Piece of stone
    ▪︎Go to your local stone cutting place thing idk
    ▪︎Profit

  • @thecinnabard
    @thecinnabard 2 роки тому

    Steve and Alex must be super strong to hold anything in the game with one hand and swing it like it’s air.

  • @someguy8365
    @someguy8365 2 роки тому

    I cannot imagine the sheer terror one must feel upon seeing some dude shredding through things with a minecraft sword in the darkness of the night

  • @noahclaycameron
    @noahclaycameron 2 роки тому

    Now every counter top store employee knows what to do in a zombie apocalypse.

  • @M2rb8
    @M2rb8 2 роки тому

    remember steve can also carry hundreds of thousands of cubic meters of gold in his backpack

  • @shipness
    @shipness 2 роки тому +1

    Depth of cut is due to not knowing how to slash with a sharp blade….

  • @mrbruh9713
    @mrbruh9713 2 роки тому +2

    8:37 Spin Attack!

  • @LordHonkInc
    @LordHonkInc 2 роки тому +1

    I'll admit, I wasn't expecting the V2 to work that well. Like, I assumed a lot of blunt strength, sure, but the fact that it sliced so cleanly even at slow speeds (slow compared to real swords, I mean) was very surprising. Not practical by any stretch, of course, but very cool to see.
    Also, I'm a big fan of the V3 design, nice work on that as well 👍

  • @demoknighttf2756
    @demoknighttf2756 2 роки тому

    keep in mind steve isn't cutting through them, he's just slapping the shit out of things

  • @thedreamermvp8142
    @thedreamermvp8142 2 роки тому

    If this dude went time travel from stone age, and bring his stone swords that dude would be the king

  • @galaxymaster673
    @galaxymaster673 2 роки тому +1

    i feel like the appearance of the swords in Minecraft is really just a graphical limitation due to the pixelated design of the game, and your V2 sword is actually the most accurate to minecraft

    • @Weisz
      @Weisz  2 роки тому

      I agree!

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 2 роки тому +1

    The o.g. sword: Terrible sword, AMAZING Mace.

  • @Amthepope
    @Amthepope 2 роки тому +1

    In minecraft he doesn’t build it with his bare hand the crafting table has tool on the block texture so I guess he use them

  • @tanna_k
    @tanna_k 2 роки тому

    "Even small children launched at great speed could kill" - Zevran

  • @mustachia
    @mustachia 2 роки тому

    Imagine driving past a guy with a granite sword swinging at some jelly