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  • Опубліковано 9 лис 2024

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  • @flashbox9
    @flashbox9 7 місяців тому +72

    When humanity finally becomes an interstellar species imagine the horror of the galaxy when we introduce the concept of copyright lmao

    • @brianbarber5401
      @brianbarber5401 7 місяців тому +7

      If the aliens have been observing and recording everything, enough to be able to send agents down, they absolutely know about copywriter-that’s Disney.
      If they’re remotely smart, they’ve got a giant account of credits waiting there for the humans to arrive, with generous profit sharing in place.

    • @pheonixblue01
      @pheonixblue01 7 місяців тому +3

      I love that they don’t forgive franchise murder. It’s hilarious

  • @pheonixblue01
    @pheonixblue01 7 місяців тому +16

    They understood LOTR was equal to Shakespeare. I’m happy.

  • @wolkaiserdrake9946
    @wolkaiserdrake9946 7 місяців тому +55

    so aliens are responsible for rey? fucking knew it

    • @jenniferstewarts4851
      @jenniferstewarts4851 7 місяців тому +12

      That explains Katline Kennedy

    • @PaulStSmith
      @PaulStSmith 6 місяців тому

      Not Rey.
      Jar Jar Binks.

    • @TheSolidSnakeOil
      @TheSolidSnakeOil 6 місяців тому

      @@jenniferstewarts4851 She is a space lizard. No wonder they refuse to fire her.

    • @trekaddict
      @trekaddict 5 місяців тому

      @@jenniferstewarts4851 Unless the Aliens also fucked with the first three Indiana Jones movies, Jurassic Park and a ton of other, really good ones.

    • @jenniferstewarts4851
      @jenniferstewarts4851 5 місяців тому

      @@trekaddict and now we have a timeliness of when she was replaced

  • @roberttilford7991
    @roberttilford7991 7 місяців тому +55

    I liked it just because you ou dissed Kathy destroyer of franchises

    • @richardarriaga6271
      @richardarriaga6271 7 місяців тому +5

      She's the fall gal. Plus they clearly have taken over Warner/Discovery.

  • @vanguard9067
    @vanguard9067 7 місяців тому +9

    The percentages of humanity’s world type add to more than 100%. Probably what makes them so special.

  • @richardarriaga6271
    @richardarriaga6271 7 місяців тому +16

    South Park is canon in this universe

  • @Babakifo
    @Babakifo 6 місяців тому +3

    This is one of the funniest shorts I've heard from this channel!

  • @agony-4-hope725
    @agony-4-hope725 7 місяців тому +9

    Even aliens with insane advanced tech and galactic government understand that the new SW movies are destroying human culture...
    Most realistic fiction written so far this year.

  • @sedeen5322
    @sedeen5322 7 місяців тому +17

    Yes dissed kathy for destroying sw😂

  • @ayomikunoyelami906
    @ayomikunoyelami906 4 місяці тому +2

    I'm glad i subscribed

  • @Jest_the_Jester
    @Jest_the_Jester 7 місяців тому +8

    The thought thay one piece is looked forward to by the whole galaxy is s funny thought

  • @amberliddell4503
    @amberliddell4503 7 місяців тому +7

    Love this

  • @jenniferstewarts4851
    @jenniferstewarts4851 7 місяців тому +5

    Ok going to say this. just think of the royalties and distribution perks these companies, bands, and such would get when earth joins them in space. Disney would be demanding several planets of their own to set up theam parks on.

  • @DasHeino2010
    @DasHeino2010 5 місяців тому +2

    Better to watch these movies than to fighting against humans that try to make it reality i'd say!

  • @Nico6th
    @Nico6th 7 місяців тому +10

    "... and we get an ending to One Piece..." Yes! Please!
    I hope he already wrote the ending and has it stored somewhere in a safe - just in case.

    • @johnnycampbell3422
      @johnnycampbell3422 7 місяців тому +3

      Ntbad. The aliens can't write creatively. The point is that art can't be influenced without turning it into crap. Forcing ideology that is not organic into art destroys it.
      And yeah, a sweet ending to One Piece is overdue.

    • @Nico6th
      @Nico6th 7 місяців тому +2

      @@johnnycampbell3422 I recently read that Oda is taking a vacation to think about what exactly the "One Piece" is going to be in the end O.O

    • @johnnycampbell3422
      @johnnycampbell3422 7 місяців тому +1

      @@Nico6th very cool. I haven't tried to keep up, but it's a fun show.

  • @rickforespring4834
    @rickforespring4834 7 місяців тому +1

    LMAO! good stuff!

  • @bakedjesus1177
    @bakedjesus1177 4 місяці тому +2

    So thats why our movies suck now damn aliens isnt ruining our movies considered an act of war

  • @larrytate6884
    @larrytate6884 7 місяців тому +6

    Lol that has to be it! Disco sucked ass. I should know I graduated in 1977! Lol 😂

    • @widetrack1960
      @widetrack1960 7 місяців тому +1

      Graduation in 78, totally loved disco. Was some of my best memories from that Era. Danced more women in that short period of my life than any other. An not from lack of trying.

  • @eugeniamanescu6121
    @eugeniamanescu6121 6 місяців тому +1

    Conducerea lumii

  • @chadramey1140
    @chadramey1140 7 місяців тому +3

    OMG I knew there was a reason why Star wars went to 💩 😂

  • @eugeniamanescu6121
    @eugeniamanescu6121 6 місяців тому +1

    Pentru ca dumnezeu ii vede

  • @carlfranz6805
    @carlfranz6805 7 місяців тому +2

    Mel Brooks?

  • @TheSolidSnakeOil
    @TheSolidSnakeOil 6 місяців тому +1

    One Piece saves Earth. lol

  • @mrkillz1609
    @mrkillz1609 6 місяців тому +1

    I’m confused why wouldn’t you just not have children so you don’t care

  • @eugeniamanescu6121
    @eugeniamanescu6121 6 місяців тому +1

    Vindecatori caritmasti

  • @eugeniamanescu6121
    @eugeniamanescu6121 6 місяців тому +1

    Pentru ca problema este

  • @andreix9143
    @andreix9143 7 місяців тому +2

    :))))))

  • @elfeintwentyfives1620
    @elfeintwentyfives1620 7 місяців тому +2

    LMAO

  • @TheRonSwe
    @TheRonSwe 7 місяців тому +2

    🤣

  • @eugeniamanescu6121
    @eugeniamanescu6121 6 місяців тому +1

    Dar ei vor pieri

  • @eugeniamanescu6121
    @eugeniamanescu6121 6 місяців тому +1

    Incercind sa amageasca oameni

  • @eugeniamanescu6121
    @eugeniamanescu6121 6 місяців тому +1

    Cu cipul