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  • Опубліковано 9 вер 2024
  • Joey Diaz doing what he does best!!

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  • @skywalkerq81
    @skywalkerq81 7 років тому +1273

    I'm a simple man, I see Joey Diaz I click

    • @matthewdavies9791
      @matthewdavies9791 7 років тому +1

      Yousef AlOtaibi i

    • @WellHiFellers
      @WellHiFellers 6 років тому +7

      PUT THAT SHIT ON MY GRAVESTONE BROTHER

    • @dnjnnn
      @dnjnnn 6 років тому +12

      You are a desperate man, you see a funny comment on UA-cam and you copy and paste it to get likes.

    • @stephengarcia8806
      @stephengarcia8806 6 років тому +1

      Yousef AlOtaibi and I’m never disappointed lol

    • @Sheed96
      @Sheed96 5 років тому

      for real

  • @braveheart4603
    @braveheart4603 6 років тому +225

    Joey is a savage. The charisma he commands while telling stories of his past escapades is epic.

  • @HereForAStorm
    @HereForAStorm 6 років тому +348

    Find someone in life that can make you laugh like Joey can make Joe Rogan laugh.

    • @RIPToot
      @RIPToot 4 роки тому +2

      Joey is that someone for me. Lol

    • @frankbourassa2456
      @frankbourassa2456 4 роки тому +1

      Artie Lang

    • @tylershaffer4287
      @tylershaffer4287 4 роки тому

      hahahaha real shit though especially if you gonna do magic mushrooms or acid because you will laugh for 8 hours stright

  • @alwright3941
    @alwright3941 6 років тому +267

    "You cant even play the ukulele." Hilarious

    • @SuperShortboy
      @SuperShortboy 4 роки тому +1

      George Hurley he was rollin his ass off 😂

  • @theogate-snipyninja9556
    @theogate-snipyninja9556 6 років тому +618

    Joey Diaz is the only person funnier off stage than on stage.

    • @suedi8846
      @suedi8846 5 років тому +38

      pretty much same with rogan

    • @ok-td6fx
      @ok-td6fx 4 роки тому +18

      I think chris De'lia is funnier on his and other podcasts thn his stand up

    • @stitcha123
      @stitcha123 4 роки тому +12

      Most comedians are

    • @camrynhernandez5996
      @camrynhernandez5996 4 роки тому +22

      He’s the truth. God I love Joey off stage. He’s funny on, but off he has an encyclopedia of stories and jokes.

    • @Hello-qd3uy
      @Hello-qd3uy 4 роки тому +1

      Chris D'elia

  • @CalumetColorado
    @CalumetColorado 5 років тому +67

    "No....... They shudda." - amazing.

  • @danieljackson3626
    @danieljackson3626 4 роки тому +15

    "It's warmer I like it" killed me ahaha

  • @markoborojevic2230
    @markoborojevic2230 6 років тому +130

    whatever i do, joey diaz and joe rogan are talking in the background. i just play the clips and listen, it's contagious

    • @delapaloma6934
      @delapaloma6934 6 років тому +2

      Marko Borojevic that's normal should go to a physician 👨‍⚕️

    • @markoborojevic2230
      @markoborojevic2230 6 років тому +8

      nah, im fine with them two in my life :)

    • @likemike23100
      @likemike23100 6 років тому +4

      Same

    • @MrAnnl25
      @MrAnnl25 6 років тому +3

      Long as ya do something

  • @waters117
    @waters117 7 років тому +56

    That tampon story absolutely kills me! Haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

  • @potlife777
    @potlife777 4 роки тому +2

    'you cant even play the ukulele what have you done?" hahahahhahahah

  • @masturone8257
    @masturone8257 2 роки тому +2

    The NY tri state area should have Joey Diaz on its flag representing the area like a state bird does. He is literally the perfect ambassador of what that area embodies

  • @steve3011
    @steve3011 7 років тому +200

    If you're not gonna kick steady Freddy, who aya gonna kick??

  • @justintime8793
    @justintime8793 5 років тому +13

    The world needs more Joey's.

  • @davidlenz7817
    @davidlenz7817 7 років тому +111

    How does this not have more views?
    I almos peed my pants

    • @gimmedaloot8168
      @gimmedaloot8168 7 років тому +6

      David Lenz there's like 100 best of joey diaz videos, but I heard all his stories 10 times and they're still just as funny I love him

  • @RobotChampionSC
    @RobotChampionSC 5 років тому +12

    No one has ever made me laugh harder...God bless Uncle Joey

  • @WhistleTeets85
    @WhistleTeets85 5 років тому +9

    The kotex just fell out like "blah".😂😂😂😆😆😆

  • @highlight9014
    @highlight9014 7 років тому +421

    Just to clarify joey.......are you going to send me a tape?

    • @silverdreams03
      @silverdreams03 6 років тому +4

      hahahahahahaha, loved your fucking comment.

    • @cousin_ryan
      @cousin_ryan 5 років тому +1

      better offer that recurring role

    • @nosferdanku3093
      @nosferdanku3093 5 років тому +4

      Joey Diaz: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU IN YOUR FUCKING SHIT TOWN!!
      that part always gets me

    • @angelsepulveda8393
      @angelsepulveda8393 4 роки тому

      Yes, a blank one.

    • @sethbecker8478
      @sethbecker8478 4 роки тому

      Wanted to like the comment but it’s at 420 I’m not trying to get cursed

  • @BlackNeckLiama
    @BlackNeckLiama 7 років тому +10

    You gotta love Mr.Diaz

  • @JRA73
    @JRA73 10 місяців тому

    Funniest man off stage by far, brilliant stories that are so unbelievable but bloody true!! Gotta love Joey Diaz!!! 😁

  • @josephkelley8641
    @josephkelley8641 6 років тому +41

    The hardest I've EVER seen Joe Rogan laugh? Is hands-down when Joey Diaz is in the studio. OR when Joe Rogan's in Coco's (Joey's) studio/channel/chat and as a guest. I mean Joe just LOSES it when Joey D. goes off on a rant. What's so funny? Joey isn't TRYING to be funny, Joey Diaz is merely RETELLING a story in the most specific way possible, Joey is SPECIFIC in the retelling of stories. MAGNIFICENT in his recall of an event down to the tiniest detail that JOEY'S observed (and remembered). He, Joey, has total recall, is absolutely amazing when on riffs. This is an astonishingly creature and human being, not just a great and unique stand-up but a survivor, Capital S - in every sense of the word. What REALLY turned the corner for me on Joey Diaz as a stand-up comedian and person? He's at the COMEDY STORE, he's going through some serious s-h-i-t in Joey's personal life, he's basically FREAKING OUT about something but knows he SHOULD be on stage. So he's somewhere in the Comedy Store somewhat-hidden. Hyperventilating, afraid Mitzy (Shore) is gonna need him to go up, kill some time, feed her audience some really good material. But he's EMOTIONALLY not available, and if you've you've ever BEEN there, i.e. freaking-out, under-the-weather, in a HORRIBLE HORRIBLE place? And a club owner has you on the hook/panel, NEEDS you? What the f are you supposed to besides hide/hyper-ventilate etc. Mindy dispatches someone to FIND Joey - and that person does. TELLS Joey, quote, "Mindy needs you to go next and do about forty-five minutes..." You and I'd run out the door, sprint down Sunset Boulevard screaming at the top of our lungs, "Noooooo-o, I can't, I just can NOT..." Not Joey Diaz. He somehow pulls himself together, takes a deep breath, waits for the previous comic to FINISH. Then goes up and just SLAYS. They haven't found a true GENRE for Joey - Joey's chat/channel (which I've turned each/every friend on to) is the closest. But for me this is one of our true superstars in the World of Comedy - maybe the most fearless comic there's ever BEEN - more fearless than even Kinnison. The issue's been well he isn't Jay (Leno) or Jerry (Seinfeld). No, no one is - but by staying organic and true-to-self, Joey Diaz has done and is DOING things we've never before seen.
    Look, I'm a big Joe Rogan-fan. Was turned onto the UFC, Conor, The Diaz Brothers by Joe Rogan. THINK Joe's one of the most brilliant people I've ever heard - listened-to. COUNT on Joe's training advice/techniques. Info/data on nutrition, the incredible (eclectic) guests Joe has on and from every WALK of life. AND while handling so MANY different pursuits (stand-up career, his own channel, UFC expert/on air personality). I have NO IDEA where Joe Rogan gets/finds his strength and to HANDLE the kind of pressure Joe Rogan handles on a daily. PLUS he's a master fighter himself, it's almost unheard-of, like a new KIND of human being that says, "We can handle anything/everything." A motivational SPEAKER, Joe Rogan has a great MOTIVATIONAL tape/piece on You Tube that's excellent!! So when Joe Rogan is on the floor, i.e. admiring Joey "Coco" Diaz's ABILITY to tell a story - that tells you that Joey Diaz is at the top of the comedy food chain.
    Thanks to both Joe Rogan and Joey Diaz for helping ME get stronger - keep it together - get into training - my nutrition, labs and blood work are the best they've ever been. I look the best I've ever looked. For FREE people, Joe and Joey have given me these gifts for F R E E.

    • @stevengates8695
      @stevengates8695 6 років тому +1

      Johny Rebb brother. That was awesome. Thank you

    • @josephkelley8641
      @josephkelley8641 6 років тому +2

      Much respect and thank-you, Steven Gates.
      p.s.
      Glad Joey didn't and doesn't "Send anyone tape."
      "Eff 'em."
      ...

    • @stevengates8695
      @stevengates8695 6 років тому

      Johny Rebb Hell yeah!! Lol...he’s my hero man....no doubt!!

    • @barrydeegan9170
      @barrydeegan9170 6 років тому +3

      Great speech man and btw I totally agree with you, in a huge fan of the ufc/mma and of course I knew Joe rogan because of it, that's how I stumbled upon joey diaz, The man is incredible and his stories I absolutely love, I laugh more at his humour than anyone else's, it's incredible.

    • @thygreatmark
      @thygreatmark 4 роки тому

      Joseph Kelley I ain’t read none of that.

  • @Thomas2877
    @Thomas2877 4 роки тому +4

    "If you cant kick steady Freddie then who can you kick" LMAO

  • @faronfonze9316
    @faronfonze9316 5 років тому +49

    "Did you ever have a GF try and kill herself?" "No. They should of" lmfao!!!!! Fkn Uncle Joey!!! Hahahahah

  • @jaymoose9313
    @jaymoose9313 4 роки тому

    “He was fucked up before I kidnapped him” lmao

  • @moi5106
    @moi5106 6 років тому +4

    I love the podcast and all his stories

  • @Sweetthang314
    @Sweetthang314 5 років тому +2

    I am absolutely in love with Coco!!

  • @johnross5765
    @johnross5765 5 років тому +6

    The greatest human on earth is uncle joey.

  • @tomverderber1565
    @tomverderber1565 6 років тому +1

    " You can't even play the fuckin' ukelele." Bwahahaha

  • @alexmaynard4630
    @alexmaynard4630 3 роки тому

    This is my favorite compilation of Joey Diaz

  • @huerta25264
    @huerta25264 4 роки тому +6

    Joey "if you're not gonna kick steady freddy who are you gonna kick?" Diaz

  • @hershysquirts187
    @hershysquirts187 6 років тому +40

    6:58. Best line ever.

  • @faronfonze9316
    @faronfonze9316 5 років тому

    "You cant even play the ukelele, wtf have you done?" Fkn uncle Joey 🔥🤣❤

  • @genarosanchez3854
    @genarosanchez3854 7 років тому +18

    i need more.

  • @bobrandom19
    @bobrandom19 5 років тому +1

    A possum the size of a small pit bull always gets me

    • @pappy451
      @pappy451 5 років тому

      Bob . . . watch out for armadillo's as well . like hitting a big rock . that moves .
      some say they taste like chicken , i never tried it .

  • @MJ0U812
    @MJ0U812 4 роки тому

    Uncle Joey is a National Treasure!

  • @mightguy123456
    @mightguy123456 6 років тому +4

    This is the best “best of Joey Diaz” compilation. Great work!

  • @hello11197
    @hello11197 4 роки тому +1

    “She’s the real Martin Luther King” god bless you Uncle Joey

  • @RickRomo
    @RickRomo 6 років тому +43

    Let me tell ya' something, dawg....

  • @Flow_State1991
    @Flow_State1991 2 роки тому

    Hes just real. Rare these days. Joey you the man. 🤣

  • @Kanojitsu
    @Kanojitsu 5 років тому +2

    That go go bar was called the Navel Base. Good times were had by all!

  • @jl2dx_113
    @jl2dx_113 4 роки тому +1

    Joey”I ain’t sending you no fucking tape”Diaz

  • @Bwh-rm3py
    @Bwh-rm3py 4 роки тому +1

    OMG i'm laughing so hard.

  • @Cappingtoncappercap
    @Cappingtoncappercap 5 років тому +11

    11:40 Joey with a haircut. Lol. 💇‍♂️

  • @jasoncooper8655
    @jasoncooper8655 6 років тому +1

    Joey "Ain't Sending No Fuckin' Tape" Diaz

  • @shanemcdonagh1979
    @shanemcdonagh1979 4 роки тому +2

    Legend dont agree with everything but love his honesty and his non pc bull

  • @maxmilnes7617
    @maxmilnes7617 5 років тому +2

    Rogan looks so high laughing in the first clip 😂

  • @ivanc9231
    @ivanc9231 5 років тому +4

    I'm not sending you a tape it's against my will- joey diaz

  • @thedudelebowski7618
    @thedudelebowski7618 6 років тому +4

    Epic. Love them both !!! :)

  • @walterwhite3538
    @walterwhite3538 4 роки тому +1

    3:58 i fucking love this story

  • @anderson56445
    @anderson56445 7 років тому +16

    very good video make more of joey diaz

  • @adria8107
    @adria8107 5 років тому +12

    When he talks and shakes his head his mouth becomes a bulldog's mouth

  • @jesslyn4919
    @jesslyn4919 4 роки тому

    Excellent point!! Empty tape lol

  • @itbbanana
    @itbbanana 4 роки тому

    End was the best.. *Claps

  • @evyn1558
    @evyn1558 6 років тому +5

    Joey Diaz is one of the best people to ever live

    • @leeshepherd4775
      @leeshepherd4775 4 роки тому

      I'm a British guy in Manchester UK this guy is fucking class👍

  • @samsonshete
    @samsonshete 7 років тому +24

    Great video

  • @breezybaby6430
    @breezybaby6430 4 роки тому

    "If ya not gonna kick Steady Freddy, who ya gonna kick?" Good point. Good fucking point...words to live by, folks. Listen up. Fucking love this guy 🤣

  • @jasonhayden4340
    @jasonhayden4340 2 роки тому

    Did you guys rob me last night this guy has the best stories 🤣

  • @mwilliams82684
    @mwilliams82684 5 років тому +1

    Stories are epic

  • @Monopolist91
    @Monopolist91 6 років тому +1

    funniest man alive

  • @Guy430
    @Guy430 5 років тому +2

    Joe "Everybody shut up for a second... What a weird behavioral trait" Rogan

  • @tristen4142
    @tristen4142 5 років тому

    That blank tape story is the funniest fucking thing from this whole video.

  • @shepdgc.og.soldier7732
    @shepdgc.og.soldier7732 6 років тому +2

    This could be one of ten. Make more....☮️

  • @cakehunter111
    @cakehunter111 5 років тому

    "It was fucken horrible but when your sixteen Joe, what the fuck dawg. You gotta have a good time"

  • @Huckabuck
    @Huckabuck 7 років тому +9

    Every Joey Diaz compilation video should start with that black fade in, to let you know what fucking time it is; great video btw

  • @Flow_State1991
    @Flow_State1991 2 роки тому

    The end 😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣

  • @Sleepydill
    @Sleepydill 3 роки тому

    You think he didnt send a fucking tape🤣 i love joey man

  • @V4flacco
    @V4flacco 3 роки тому

    Make more of these brotha

  • @kevindocmesa9073
    @kevindocmesa9073 4 роки тому

    The best is his rant about ranch

  • @jaymoose9313
    @jaymoose9313 4 роки тому +4

    Damn that sorry about his buddy surviving the suicide attempt made me laugh so bad. That’s my kind of humour how fucked up so you have have to be to give your disabled buddy bumps of coke and lock him in the washroom over night lol please make these into a show.

  • @joewall8210
    @joewall8210 5 років тому

    Joey bringing the flavour

  • @cylelance4307
    @cylelance4307 6 років тому

    Bert's laugh is fucking contagious tho

  • @jaymoose9313
    @jaymoose9313 4 роки тому +1

    Steady Freddie story omg that was hilarious

  • @josephabbott1907
    @josephabbott1907 2 роки тому

    “Yea”- Tom Segura

  • @WellHiFellers
    @WellHiFellers 6 років тому

    Joey's reverence of Misty is fucking awesome

  • @crazyfoxpodcast
    @crazyfoxpodcast 4 роки тому

    “You can’t even play the fucking ukulele”💀

  • @MrJrockallday
    @MrJrockallday 5 років тому

    "He was already fucked up before I kidnapped him!! "

  • @fireseid1
    @fireseid1 5 років тому +3

    Navel Base across from Putnam's. I was friends with Didi's brother Carlos.

  • @jasonhayden4340
    @jasonhayden4340 2 роки тому

    This guy Joey is a fucking funny guy

  • @masonbrock9251
    @masonbrock9251 6 років тому +3

    im dieing laughing

  • @reprogrammingmind
    @reprogrammingmind 4 роки тому +1

    Joey, please send us a tape of you playing ukulele!

  • @markymark6334
    @markymark6334 6 років тому +1

    popped out like those haunted house ...LMFAO

  • @RicRags
    @RicRags 5 років тому

    Joey's default is I ain't doing that shit.

  • @supergreat88
    @supergreat88 4 роки тому

    Joe Rogan snickering makes it more funnier

  • @mikep.541
    @mikep.541 5 років тому

    You fucking guys are insane. Great show. Keep rockin.

  • @stevecourtright9856
    @stevecourtright9856 3 роки тому

    Back from the dead!!!

  • @JJerseyGirl
    @JJerseyGirl 6 років тому +10

    The strip club was called " The Naval Base" it was near the railroad tracks. I use to work at Mill Creek Mall in Seacacus and would drive by the spot.

  • @thedemon9692
    @thedemon9692 6 років тому

    that last story killed me

  • @Daniel-dc5mr
    @Daniel-dc5mr 6 років тому +3

    Please do more of these, it was awesome

  • @Milan_Smidt
    @Milan_Smidt 6 років тому

    The last 4 seconds fucked me up

  • @jasondouglas6071
    @jasondouglas6071 4 роки тому

    Should have sent him a tape of the 11 cats running around

  • @pawlpoche8736
    @pawlpoche8736 4 роки тому +1

    Joe truly gets off on Joey loosing his shit

  • @Seattlefan77
    @Seattlefan77 5 років тому

    Bert Kreischer is a great laugh track.

  • @uptownsamcv
    @uptownsamcv 5 років тому

    good video, I was hoping to see more on this channel...

  • @eddiebaena806
    @eddiebaena806 2 роки тому

    Dude did one video and dipped

  • @robertejb6824
    @robertejb6824 6 років тому

    Good compilation! Baia!!!

  • @trumpflavourednugget9325
    @trumpflavourednugget9325 4 роки тому

    You should upload a best of Joey Diaz part 2 dude

  • @staghead8710
    @staghead8710 5 років тому

    Wtf lol so good baked

  • @huntertheshit
    @huntertheshit 6 років тому

    Had the same opossum story happened to me as a kid

  • @NocturnalRS
    @NocturnalRS 5 років тому

    Is that Joey's real hairline? owning you Joe! lol

  • @davidjeffrey5902
    @davidjeffrey5902 6 років тому

    THE UKULELE

  • @DanielKlierP
    @DanielKlierP 4 роки тому

    There probably aren't many places in Jersey where Kuklinski didn't kill somebody