Someone might want to check the guest bathroom on the main floor. You see I had treated myself to an egg salad sandwich with extra horseradish for my “elevensy” snack and it turned out to be quite rancid. By the time of my viewing my stomach was fit to be tied and no knot would have been tight enough to stop the earthquake like eruption that was about to rip through my bowels as I entered the abode. Not wanting to disturb the Sani strip across the toilet bowl I instead pulled a “top decker” wherein one removes the tank lid so that I could unleash the fiery screaming liquid party favours from the depths of my bowels. I would like to say that my BM was well formed and could be easily scooped out but to do so would be a lie. I would also like to say that my aim was straight and concise into the tank but that too would be a lie. Who knew that a bowel movement could set off the security alarm but apparently this system is equipped with a specialized heat sensor. An added upgrade to this home indeed. While this home did not meet all my criteria, it did provide adequate facilities for me to, what felt like shitting out everything I have ever eaten!
我喜歡這個房子和所有的裝飾，白色清潔是我的首選
Very beautiful house.
This is a very lovely home.
Maybe only I have high requirements. Hehe.. for this level of the house they didn't use high end material.
You are right, I do not see any African Blackwood or any 24K Gold furnishing
I wasn’t expecting it to be so big, nice
Then don't expect
very Beautiful house ❤
Amazing house
GOOD of HOUSE 😃😃😃👍👍👍
All I need now is about 2-3 million dollars!
Wow
Nice house
you can shake hands with your neighbour without stepping outside, no thanx
It needs a splash more white
No curb side appeal!
For this money panel doors? Not oak? 🤣
How much is this for
Muita linda
Price?
What would this cost
Out of your range.
Asking $3.6M
After bidding wars, final offer would be close to 4M
Ridiculous !!!
@@iamallmy1 bidding wars doesn't really happen for homes in this price range. It'll probably be sold less than asking price
Someone might want to check the guest bathroom on the main floor.
You see I had treated myself to an egg salad sandwich with extra horseradish for my “elevensy” snack and it turned out to be quite rancid.
By the time of my viewing my stomach was fit to be tied and no knot would have been tight enough to stop the earthquake like eruption that was about to rip through my bowels as I entered the abode.
Not wanting to disturb the Sani strip across the toilet bowl I instead pulled a “top decker” wherein one removes the tank lid so that I could unleash the fiery screaming liquid party favours from the depths of my bowels.
I would like to say that my BM was well formed and could be easily scooped out but to do so would be a lie. I would also like to say that my aim was straight and concise into the tank but that too would be a lie.
Who knew that a bowel movement could set off the security alarm but apparently this system is equipped with a specialized heat sensor. An added upgrade to this home indeed.
While this home did not meet all my criteria, it did provide adequate facilities for me to, what felt like shitting out everything I have ever eaten!
What’s the price?
$3.5 million!
@@jastootie insane
@@jastootie big price
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